WASSUP YOUTOOB

What's up, YouTube?

What's up?

Oh, broke it.

Ah, gonna make another broccoli dildo.

Okay, who's ready for some vegetable prep?

Got a long night.

Long, long night.

Maybe I'll save this for later.

I checked my data thing because I was

thinking about buying the £5 unlimited Um,

data thing, but I can't buy it for some

reason. It's not on the list and it says

pending, so maybe I can only use it once a

month. The only options I had

were pay

an extra £5 for 1 gigabyte a month or pay

an extra £8 for an extra 5 gigabytes a

month. So I don't really know what

that means. 5 gigabytes isn't

much. I used more than 5 gigabytes from

one livestream, so gonna have to rely on

the crappy Wi-Fi here. Hopefully it's

okay. I used up all my data and

it doesn't reset until 10 days. In 10

days it resets.

Oh wow, didn't even need to chop it.

Look, if I make it stand up like this,

looks like a little tree like

this. Looks like a tree.

Don't you just love broccoli?

I'm— I had the worst dinner ever. I made

this disgusting pasta. It was

horrible, and I've got more of it for

tomorrow. I don't know why it's so bad. I

think it's because I had frozen mincemeat

and then I defrosted it and it was so

watery. There's just so much fluid.

Tastes horrible.

Getting kind of fed up of cooking.

It's been a long time since I tried making

pasta and it was just Mess.

Been mainly having stir-fries.

I prefer rice more than pasta. Pasta is

just kind of annoying to make. You just

have to put kind of sauce with it,

with rice, and then have to eat it.

With pasta, you need sauce and then you

need to mix it with everything.

Wi-Fi is not good today. It keeps

saying reconnecting. Can't even get the £5

thing.

This place sucks. Stupid people upstairs,

so noisy. They keep shouting. I don't know

if they're fighting, but that's just what

they talk like. They were shouting today

as well, and they

horn the car from across the street and

shout at each other and whistle. I can't

believe I'm living underneath one of the

noisiest families in the whole

Probably the

Wi-Fi doesn't work very well, and then

sometimes it smells like sewage here.

Not all the time, but randomly sometimes

there's a strong smell of sewage. I don't

know where it's coming from.

Oh, this place sucks so much.

Never felt more miserable.

It's like everything is bad here.

Nothing's good. Can't even get decent

internet connection for streaming.

Can't even live in peace and quiet.

The noise is bad, the smell is bad, the

Wi-Fi is bad, the price is not

great.

Do I think YouTube ruins relationships?

Yeah, definitely.

You know why my content sucks recently is

because I can't make anything interesting.

Because what I think is interesting and

what you guys think is interesting would

probably end up damaging my relationships

with people. And everyone

watches my bloody YouTube channel. Even my

ex-wife is watching it, so I can't say

anything about her either. So everyone's

watching just to keep

an eye on what I'm saying.

Not because they're interested in what I'm

saying, but because they're worried about

what I might say. Yeah, well,

you wait until 50 years when you're all

dead, then I'll say whatever the fuck I

want. And then we'll see who's laughing.

Then my parents might all be dead too.

And I can't tell you why I can't say

anything about it because it affects other

things. It's not as

simple as, oh, I can just say what I want,

because it, it has a chain reaction that

could lead to negative things happening

that I don't want happening.

Oh, I felt so bored this weekend.

Weekends are just the worst. I've got

nothing to do. The market's closed.

Don't know what to do. I just wake

up at lunchtime and then I play Vainglory

all day. I watch porn about 5 times.

Can't even bother to make a video because

I feel like, what's the point?

Finally, tomorrow's Monday.

I thought Vainglory died. Yeah, it is a

bit dead. Half the time,

um, half the team are bots. So they've got

bots now. They didn't used to have bots.

You can tell they're bots because it says

temporary and then they've got a fake

username. And then sometimes there's like

4 bots in a 10-player game.

It's a real shame because I think it's a

good game. I love the artwork, it looks

good, it plays well, but it seems

like it's— it doesn't have a huge

player base. It can take 5 minutes to find

a game and then half the team are bots.

Isn't League of Legends coming to iOS?

Wasn't that one of the selling points of

iPhone 12? When's it coming?

Maybe that'll have more players.

Oh, I'm chopping the broccoli too quickly.

I have nothing to do.

I don't even know why I play it though.

Because I don't know what else to do. I

might start playing Darkest Dungeon again.

iPad has so many great games. What do you

mean iOS is not for gaming? It's got

Civilization VI, it's got XCOM 2, it's got

Darkest Dungeon, it's got Hearthstone,

it's got all these amazing PC games on it.

It's better than the Nintendo Switch.

I don't even play my Switch anymore.

Wasted my money getting the Pro

Controller, didn't I? The only thing

Switch is good for is Mario Kart and maybe

Fortnite because you've got controller

buttons instead of a touchscreen.

But I haven't even touched the Switch

since I got my iPad back.

Do I still have a gaming laptop? No. Do

not have a gaming laptop.

Just thinking of building a new

gaming setup when I get back home. Get

myself a 32-inch curved MSI gaming

monitor, get myself a new wireless mouse.

My computer back home is getting a bit

old. It's a Core i5 GTX 1060

that I built in 2015,

but it still plays Rainbow Six on ultra

without any lag. I feel like it's still

pretty good, pretty good value for money,

don't you say?

Yes, it's got water cooling,

16GB RAM.

But I would like to upgrade the graphics

card, maybe to one of those fancy RTX

20-something series.

Maybe, I don't know.

I don't know if it's worth it.

I guess I am a little interested in

Cyberpunk.

But I don't know if it would be a game I'd

play a lot. It seems like Watch Dogs.

Remember Watch Dogs? That game was amazing

and looked great, but I finished the whole

game in about a week. And then after I

finished it, you know, games like The

Witcher or Watch Dogs, after you finish

the story, even though you can still

explore the entire open world It just

feels pointless. After I finished The

Witcher 3 main story, I just turned it off

and didn't go back because the whole world

just felt empty and pointless after you've

finished the main story. You feel like,

what's the point of carrying on now? I've

already defeated the big bad boss and all

the side characters have vanished,

and now it's just like an empty shell of a

world. That used to have meaning to it.

That's what I felt like with Watch Dogs

and Witcher 3 and any open world kind

What if CyberLink's just like that? It's

pretty much the same, isn't it? It's just

futuristic.

I still honestly don't understand why they

haven't copied my idea yet of a GTA in

Tokyo where you can have sex

with Japanese girls and do weird stuff

like secretly film them and touch them on

the train.

And then people, every time I tell you my

idea, they keep— people keep saying

Yakuza. Yakuza is nothing like what I'm

talking about. Yakuza is like a fancy

version of Shenmue. It's not really open

world. You can't really do anything you

want. You just follow some stupid story

and then there's fighting sequences

and quick time events. It's not really

what I'm talking about. I'm talking

about a virtual— virtually

recreated version of Tokyo,

GTA style, where you can steal stuff,

drive the cars, run people over.

That would be so good.

I'll pay you.

So the entire city, maybe we can make it

in Minecraft. I don't even know how to

make a game.

It will get banned in so many countries.

But GTA, you can already have sex with

prostitutes and you can murder people,

so that game's fine. So I don't see why my

game would not be fine. I guess if you

included rape in it, then maybe you'd have

problems.

Rape wouldn't necessarily have to be a

big, a big important feature.

It's not massively

crucial.

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Thinking about quitting OnlyFans.

The thing is, I don't really need the

money, and I just can't be bothered to

make any more OnlyFans content.

What should I do?

I'm too lazy to buy props and to buy

outfits and to buy toys,

and I'm too lazy to do anything people ask

me to do on it. And I'm getting bored of

forcing myself to jerk off on camera.

It's really difficult doing it.

It's difficult to stay hard. Whilst the

camera is rolling, and it's difficult to

get in— into the zone where I need to be

to jerk off.

It's not easy.

Oh, thank you, Silver. Your mood seems

better. What happened? Well, I just have a

very good feeling about next week. I got

some really good stocks last week and

we're expecting them to pop next week.

And I got in really good— I got in on a

really good entry point on some of them.

So all they have to do is go

up by about 30%, and then I'd

make easily a couple thousand.

Really exciting. Oh, that was

quick. See how quickly you can prepare

What stocks are they? Well, I got, um,

Lancadia Holdings.

I got in on a pretty good price.

And that's expected to go up to about $30,

so I'd nearly double my money.

And it's expected to pop soon, next week

at the earliest.

Put my potatoes in the cupboard and I

checked them a few days after and all

these weird sprout things were growing out

of it. Looks gross.

It's funny how even after you've cut them

off from the plants, they're still alive

and they carry on growing if you put them

in water or you put them into a dark

space. Are they really alive?

How could they be dead? If they still

sprout little things and keep on growing.

I think one time I put a celery— the stem

of the celery, the bottom bit— in a glass

of water. It started growing out from the

Does it really grow new potatoes if I put

it back into the ground? Then you can get

infinite potatoes.

I always find it weird when people say,

oh, it's cruel to kill animals, but then

it's not cruel to kill plants because they

don't feel pain. But just because they

don't feel pain doesn't mean they want to

get eaten or killed. They're still living

organisms, and I don't think there's any

living organism that actually wants to be

eaten.

Most living things prefer not to get

chopped up into little pieces,

but that's just what life is. You have to

kill things in order to survive. We live

on a weird messed up planet where

in order to survive we have to kill living

things. Weird, isn't it?

Unless you eat dead leaves or something.

I guess not everything does. Like flies,

they'll eat shit and dead, dead rotting

things. And vultures, they'll eat dead

animals.

Who watched that Star Trek Discovery

series. I watched the entire first series

and I didn't even realize the Captain

Lorca guy was in Harry Potter,

Malfoy's dad. I didn't even realize it was

him. He looks so different without the

long hair. Jason Isaacs.

His American accent is so good. I had no

idea he was English. And then there's one

episode when he does Scottish accent. I

thought, wait a minute, he can't be

American. Americans can't do accents that

I quite like it actually. In the

beginning, I was really bored with the

Star Trek Discovery series, but I'm in the

second series now and it's not bad. It's

getting more interesting. I like

how it connects with the original Star

Trek series. I like how Captain

Christopher Pike is in it because he was

the, the first captain in the first

episode of the original Star Trek, and

then he got replaced by James Kirk. I'm

not sure why they did that.

Have I seen Erika Thomasino lately?

No. What's she doing now? Someone sent me

a link of her giving a guy a blowjob, and

she was sucking this guy's dick.

What else has she done since then?

Someone sent it to me on Instagram and I

watched it and it was, it was quite good

actually. Shame the

guy's dick looked a bit small.

I paid my rent for next month today.

I'm gonna message them later to

tell them that I want to move out because

I can't stand this place. I hate it.

Yesterday there was this massive explosion

in the street, scared the crap out of me.

And then a few nights ago, there were

these people screaming and shouting on the

So after January, I have to decide where

I'm gonna go. I might end up in one of

those hotel apartment places. I think

I can afford it. I made so much from

the stock market, I don't really think it

matters if my rent goes up about $500 or

$600.

It's just weird because the first— I

remember the first day I arrived in

Rotterdam and I felt so good about the

place. I felt like, well, people seem

friendly, seems modern, seems clean.

And then I moved into this place and all

those positive,

positive thoughts just went negative.

Such a shame.

Maybe better if I move back into the city,

into the central bit.

Am I just going to cut the broccoli the

whole time? No, I'll probably make some

tea. I have some biscuits. Might do a

drawing on my notepad.

Don't really know what else to do.

Me and Mila are talking about going to

Sweden. I don't know how serious she is

about it.

I guess it'd be nice to go to a different

country, change of scenery, but I've

bought all this stuff now that's gonna add

weight to my bag. Like the VR headset,

that weighs about 500 grams, and I got the

Switch controller, the Switch controller

bracket, got my iPad Pro, and I got the

Magic Keyboard. So probably adding an

extra nearly 2 kg

to my luggage, which I'm not happy

about. I might just put the Switch and the

stuff like that in the bin. I don't know,

do you think I'd ever use the Switch

again? I just don't really see myself

using it anymore.

I kind of regret getting the VR headset.

I'm not sure, there's just nothing on VR

that I really want to play apart from Beat

Saber, and Beat Saber is starting to get a

bit boring now. It was more fun

when I had my own, the songs I actually

liked on it. And on the PC version, you

could add a mod which allows you to add

songs that were created by players.

But on the Oculus Quest 2 version,

I don't know how you could do that because

it's not connected to a computer, so you

can't down— I don't think you can download

mods for it. I don't

really feel interested in playing anything

else.

I guess it was a bit of a waste of money.

Hmm, not sure. It would be good for

watching Netflix or movies, but the

problem is I like to multitask when I'm

watching a movie or a series. I like to be

on my phone and checking other things.

But if I've got the headset on, I can only

watch the movie. I can't look at anything

else.

It's good for porn, I guess.

Porn is really nice to watch now, but now

I'm starting to get a bit of a porn

addiction. Just because the VR headset

makes it so much better.

What are this week's investments?

Um, well, I'm hoping that

Lancadia Holdings is going to pop next

week and then I'll sell it. So I don't

really want to hold it long term. I'm

hoping Palantir goes up a little bit more.

Then I'll sell it too.

But I'm not sure if that's a good idea.

Everyone's saying Palantir is a great

company and it's going to be blah blah

blah,

but I'm already 40% up on it.

I don't know if I should hold it or just

sell it next week if it goes up anymore.

I'm up nearly 50% on Tesla.

I'm still not sure if I'm gonna sell it.

I said I was gonna sell it last Friday,

but then on Friday it was blowing up

again, nearly over $600 per share.

What if it goes up even more? What if I

sell it and it goes up to $700? That's

what happened to me with XPeng. I sold it

and then the value nearly doubled the next

week. So irritating.

But I'm not sure what to buy next. I don't

really have any ideas.

I would like to take my profits and not

If I take my profits, I'd be good for a

couple months. I wouldn't have to do

I wouldn't even have to make videos,

actually, but I guess I should.

Have I gotten any dividends? I got £30

from EPD, an oil pipeline company,

and then I sold it because they went up,

the stock went up. So I got the dividends

and then sold— they sold all my shares in

it. I got 91p from Apple. I feel

like dividends is not really worth it.

Even if I put $10,000 into Coca-Cola,

they would only pay me, uh,

$200 4 times

a year. It's rubbish.

You would have to put hundreds of

thousands to make anything anything

noticeable. I don't have that

although I could just buy the stock, get

the dividends, and then sell the stock if

it goes up. That way it's win-win.

That's how I ended up losing all my

dividend stocks because they all went up

by about 20%, and I thought, why don't I

just sell them now instead of waiting for

dividends? So I ended up with no

more dividend stocks left because I sold

them all.

Carve the broccoli into a perfect Perfect

sphere. Sounds difficult.

I can carve it into a dildo.

Oh, look at that broccoli shaving. Could

you make broccoli crisps? Shave it and

then put it in the oven. Would it go

crispy?

I want to buy a Tesla now because

I've been watching these videos of

electric vehicles recently. They look

I don't think I could afford it. I could

sit in it in my driveway and then go

around my drive. Or I can just drive it

illegally. Who would find out?

I never see any police on the roads.

It looks pretty easy to drive. You just

press the go button and then the stop

button. You don't need to change gears.

I'm guessing it's all automatic.

But even if I had a car, I wouldn't go

anywhere. It just seems like a waste of

money. What's the point of getting a

car if you don't go anywhere? Where would

I go? Go for a drive? Yeah, because that

sounds fun and relaxing. Not. Sounds

stressful and annoying. I can imagine

getting really annoyed by everything,

like annoying people in the way, stupid

cyclists getting in the way, stupid kids

playing in the road. I'd get road rage

pretty bad, I think.

I really don't think learning to drive is

a good idea. Well, I'd probably end up

running someone over by accident or

hitting another person's car and then

having to pay insurance.

Or I get in some kind of weird accident,

like the car gets stuck in a ditch and

then the wheel was up in the air and I

have to call a repairman to help get the

car out. I'd probably end up doing

something stupid like that.

Just seems like a lot of headache driving.

There's so many things that could go

wrong. And then even if you've done

nothing wrong, someone else who sucks at

driving might do something that ends up

affecting you.

I feel like the main reason most people

want to learn to drive is to impress girls

and show how mature and independent they

I just would not be interested in driving

for fun.

I guess a Tesla looks pretty cool.

I just can't see myself ever driving.

How old am I? I'm 31.

What am I making with broccoli? Not sure,

probably just stir-fry it, add some sauce.

Easy peasy.

Oh, thank you, Cesium. Did you Subscribe

to my OnlyFans because I got a new

OnlyFans member and it said Cesium.

Very kind of you.

I actually found a video on my iPad that I

didn't know I had. That got all these old

videos automatically saved I didn't

realize I had, so I could upload those.

Cesium's my biggest fan. He looks after

my, my girls too, and he gives me

super chats.

Sometimes when I'm with a girl, uh, she,

she gets broken and cesium helps.

Fix them afterwards.

I was looking at apartments

on Booking.com in Japan,

and for the same price I'm paying here,

you could get a really nice looking place

in Osaka. Right in the city center,

really big, with a balcony,

Japanese-style room, kitchen.

And then for only about £500 a month, you

can get a place that is almost the same as

this place. But I don't really feel like

Japan has bad neighborhoods. The worst

neighborhood I was in Japan was that slum.

Remember I made that Slums of Japan video?

That was in— what was it called?

I forgot the name of the place now, but

it's nearby the red light district. That

was the worst place in Japan, and That

place was better than this place. I felt

safer there than I do here.

Can you send me Chi-Chi videos? I'll pay

you. No, I don't want to go to jail like

that other guy. You hear that guy? Um,

what's his name? Explorer Nick,

who was David Bond's friend, he did pickup

artist stuff. He got arrested and

extradited from Denmark to South Korea

because he got caught secretly filming

himself having sex with these Korean girls

and then selling them on his website.

He's been in prison since last year in

South Korea. That's crazy. I didn't know

they had the power to do that. But yeah,

even if you're in a different country,

they can just get you extradited.

I would never sell videos like that

because you could get caught so easily.

Someone could just be posing as a customer

and then they could expose you.

And you know how many haters I have.

There's no way I'd risk it just for what,

a couple hundred?

Someone said to me that he was gonna get

chemically castrated as punishment. Can

they do that? That seems so.

Inhumane. So he, he won't be able to have

kids. There's no way they can do that.

That just seems wrong.

Take away someone's ability to have kids

just because he had some secret videos.

No, I don't think that's That's

true. Yeah, scary.

He was messaging me a lot 2 years ago that

Nick guy kept messaging me saying, let's

meet up, let's make videos together. I

ignored him because he just seemed really

weird. I don't know what it was about him

that just gave me this bad feeling, but

his, his expression, he looked kind of

off, like he was shady and sketchy.

I guess my gut feeling was right this

time.

Wait, I need to mute.

Okay, unmuted. Remember that time I did a

livestream in England and I thought I

muted the microphone And then I shouted

at my mum or something and everyone heard.

That was funny.

I think that was before I went to Japan to

meet Tomoko. I thought pressing the mute

button on the mic would mute it, but it

didn't. And then I, I remember now my mum

was saying, asking me if I wanted dinner.

And then I said— I forgot

now, actually. Something about dinner.

And the way I talked to her sounded really

rude. I was like, if I want dinner,

I'll come down and get it. I sound like a

spoiled brat.

I wonder if anyone remembers.

Pretty funny.

What did I used to talk about back then?

I think I just talked about the same

things as I talk about now— girls and sex

and Japan.

Remember when I played porn in, in the

love hotel? Yeah, that was scary. I

accidentally filmed the— I filmed the TV

and I turned it on and it was a porn

channel, and then I accidentally filmed

like a split second of porn,

and luckily I didn't get in trouble.

Took it down quickly.

Wow, this broccoli smells funny. Like my

armpit.

Wait, my YouTube

app is bugging.

Hmm, I don't know if the chat's just dead

or my YouTube app's bugging. Whatever.

Oh, this girl that I went to school with

randomly messaged me today, sent me a

photo of us when we were really young,

like a school class photo, and she just

typed LOL. L-O-L. That was really weird.

I never talked to her before, but she's

friends with me on Facebook. I don't know

if she sent that photo to everyone or just

me. It seems kind of strange she would

send it to just me when we've never

talked. She was best

friends with one of my best friends.

But then why would she just send that

photo to all of us and then type lol?

Maybe she wants sex.

She was a really good friend with one

friend I had. And they were always

together, so we always hung out together,

kind of like Harry Potter, Ron, and

Hermione. It was me, him, and her,

and I was like the dumb guy, so I guess I

was Ron and he was Harry Potter, and then

she was like Hermione. I would not—

because it always looks really bad every

time people do it. I don't know if she

knows that I do YouTube. I don't think

anyone knows. No one cares. They all just

go about me. Not a single

person I knew from childhood just randomly

hit me up and said, hey Daniel, how's

life? Not a single one.

You start to realize that no one really

gives a shit about you.

Sad.

Have I hit— who have I hit up? I hit up

loads of people. There was Max,

Ben, that Victoria girl,

which is how I found out Chris Broad went

to my school, because I talked to her and

I saw her Facebook friends and she had

Chris on it. And I asked her, how come

you've got Chris Broad on your friends

list? Did you know he's a famous YouTuber

now? And she said, yeah, he used to live

right next to me and we used to hang out

as kids all the time. So weird how that

happened. And then I talked to another

friend of mine called Max earlier this

year, and I asked him if he knew Chris

Broad, and he said yeah, he used to go

around his house and his dad used to show

him his robot because his dad was on Robot

Wars. If you look up Robot Wars,

uh, Richard— I think it's Richard Broad.

You'll find it, and then you'll see on the

top comment Chris's comment saying

something like, "Oh, this brings back

memories." Weird

planet we live on.

I don't think it's doxing. How can it be

doxing if he's on public television?

It's like everyone I knew as, as a kid

knew who Chris was apart from me, and even

Chris knew me apparently.

Weird. And now he's best chums with all

the famous YouTubers like Joey and Sharla,

and look at me sitting here chopping

broccoli and I can't even get more than

200 viewers on my livestream. Fucking dead

channel. I'm just gonna rename my channel

to Dead Channel. Fuck you,

YouTube.

Am I jealous of Chris Broad? Yeah, of

course I am. Why would I

not be jealous? He gets to hang out with

all the famous YouTubers. Everyone loves

him. He's got 2 million subs. Gets

millions of views every video.

There's not one thing I can say that I'm

better at. Bet he even makes

better broccoli than I do.

I watched his new video today. What was it

about? Oh, he went to some fake British

town in Japan. With Joey, his best friend.

It was okay,

I guess.

Wasn't really that interesting.

And they stood in front of Mount Fuji and

they drove in the car.

I think they're just going to drive around

and eventually get to Mount Fuji, and

they'll probably go up Mount Fuji. Mount

Fuji reminds me of Ice Poseidon. Remember

when he went up it doing that livestream?

He starts talking to these random people.

I wonder if they talk about me off camera.

I bet they have talked about me. I bet

Joey is like, yeah, I've heard of him,

he's a dick. He called Aki fat.

He made a video about why you shouldn't

date fat women and then he put a picture

of Aki on it. He's such an asshole.

Such a douchebag. I hate that insult,

douchebag. It sounds so lame.

Douchebag. Number one, it doesn't sound

insulting at all. And number

two, the word douche sounds really dumb.

Douche.

Douchebag. It's a really stupid insult.

I don't like it.

I think the best insult is idiot. It just

feels really satisfying to say, and it has

nothing to do with genitals, which most

insults do, like dick or asshole.

Idiot, that's my favorite one.

And then you can make it even more vicious

by adding stupid, stupid idiots.

And you don't have to say the F word,

which makes it sound vulgar. I don't

really like the F word. It's too much.

When people use the F word all the time,

they dilute the effect of the F word.

The F word should be only used when you're

really, really angry, not casually.

Stupid idiot. Yeah,

that feels good to say,

but I don't really hear many people saying

it. I wonder why.

I don't like it when people misspell loser

and they put 2 O's and then they say

loser.

Who saw my recent community polls? I think

it's pretty funny. I put, would you cheat?

Have you ever cheated? And then about 80%

of people said no. And then as soon as I

said, would you cheat for $1 million?

Over 50% said yes.

Where's your loyalty? Just for $1 million,

you would betray your partner. And then

people have the nerve to have a go at me

for morals.

Over 50% said they would cheat for a

million dollars, and then they think they

have the right to judge me.

What a bunch of hypocrites.

What should my next question be?

Would you— which one would you choose?

Watch your family die or cheat on your

partner? Then we'll see

who's so against cheating.

Screenshot all of the answers,

make it into a video. Calling me a bad

person for cheating. At least I

didn't cheat for a million dollars.

I think all the people judging me and then

calling me a bad person and blah blah blah

are just a bunch of hypocrites.

As if they're perfect angels. I bet

they've done bad stuff as well.

Did I invest in Tesla? Yeah, I invested in

it right before it popped, which is

amazing. And I put about £4,000—

no, £5,000— no, £4,000, I think. Should

have put more. Should have put 8,000.

Then I would have been able to make enough

rent for the next half year, I think.

Oh well, you win some, you lose some.

I only cheated because I was seduced by my

young attractive female viewers, which I

don't really have anymore. I think I

scared off most of the female viewers.

Yeah, well, I still got their pictures.

We'll see who's laughing last when

it's all over the internet. They think

they can turn their back on me No,

I'm just joking. I would never do that. I

only leaked my fan's nudes once,

but then I quickly deleted it.

Apart from that time, I never leaked

anyone's nudes.

Do I think it would be easy for me to date

again? I don't know. If I was single

again, do you think I could get— how long

would you think it would take to get

another new girlfriend?

I don't know. I think it might be harder

now because I've aged a little bit and I'm

more irritable than I was before, and I'm

also lazier. I don't have the patience to

do the whole small talk game thing.

It's just a lot of work. I don't know if

it's worth it sometimes. I guess it

is. I don't really want to be alone

forever.

Pretty boring being alone. I don't

know what to do. Just watch YouTube, play

Vainglory, cut broccoli.

And the days tick by and you feel like,

what is the point of any of this?

What happened to my cat? It's not my cat,

it's Mila's cat, and I think it's fine.

It's getting kind of aggressive though.

It just attacks my arm. Last time I was

there, which was a couple weeks ago, it

just kept attacking my arm and it was

biting it and clawing it, and I didn't

even do anything. I was just sitting

there. It's getting kind of annoying.

It's getting out of control. And what

are you supposed to do? Hit it? Slap it in

the face? That just seems wrong.

It's just annoying. Why does it do that?

Doesn't it understand that if it bites

you, it hurts? Why are they trying to

inflict pain on on the people that are

providing it food and shelter.

Would a dog do that? Would a puppy attack

its owner like that? I feel like cats are

really vicious.

Do I follow a diet? Not really.

I just try and have an equal amount of

vegetable and meat.

Try doing my webcomic again. No, I can't.

I can't even do any drawing. I just can't

be bothered. I started a sketch, but I

don't feel like doing it.

I just can't be bothered to do anything.

I don't know if this is depression or not.

Well, I cleaned the oven, so I guess I did

something productive. I cleaned the oven

and I tidied up the kitchen surface,

but most of the day I'm just sitting here

staring at my iPad, not knowing what to

I just don't know what to do here.

I keep looking at the iPhone 12 thinking

about buying it, but I guess it's not a

Why am I depressed when I've got a good

life? I don't know, I'm just bored and

nothing is fun.

The only fun thing is jerking off.

Yeah, I like the stock market, but it's

closed on the weekend.

So I can't do anything.

Sometimes the stock market gets annoying

too.

I had DraftKings and I sold

them, and then after I sold it, it went up

by $2 and I had over 200 shares in it.

I could have made $400 if I just waited.

I was scared it was gonna go down and I'd

be minus.

When am I going home? Don't know, not

I don't know what Mila wants to do. She

said she's interested in going to Sweden,

but I don't know when.

I guess going home wouldn't be such a bad

idea. I could save up some money,

play some Rainbow Six.

But then I'll just be bored again, won't

I? Bored everywhere.

At least I won't have to pay rent and

there won't be noisy neighbors and

it won't smell like sewage.

But then I'll miss Mita, won't I?

Why don't I do vlogs outside? Because I

haven't been outside. I go outside once a

week just to go to supermarket, get food,

and then I stay inside all day. There's

nowhere to go. I don't know where to go.

Can't think of anywhere I would want to go

here. I've already been to quite a few

places in the first month. That I was

here.

I don't, don't really feel safe outside.

I don't really have a good feeling in this

country. I don't get good vibes.

People just seem hostile.

Maybe it's just my imagination.

I also don't really like how I, I stick

out like a sore thumb. There's no Asian

people here. I probably

look really, really Asian to everyone.

I feel like physically I stand out,

and not in a good way.

These immigrant refugee people, they pray

on us male Asians because we look nerdy

and we look rich, but we also look weak.

Like we don't, we can't defend ourselves.

Like we're easy pickings. I already ended

up giving €40 to this refugee begging

couple. And then I got attacked by this

violent brown man and I gave him €20.

Would I let a guy do me if it was a

threesome with a girl?

I don't know, depends on the situation.

If I was sleeping with a really hot girl

and then suddenly her roommate who's a guy

came in and he was like, oh yeah, and then

he takes down his pants. Maybe if I was

really horny and in the mood and already

having sex and the guy just came in. I

probably wouldn't stop him from putting

his dick up my bum. Depends how horny I

I don't think I would stop sex with a girl

because a guy wanted to bum me. I don't

I don't think I'd want it though. It just

seems too weird. No, I don't

want to do any of this weird stuff like

threesomes or open relationship stuff or

bisexual stuff. I just want

a nice, boring, plain vanilla

relationship. No sex

friends. It just gets weird. But maybe

I fantasize about it and jerk off to the

idea, but I wouldn't actually want it in

real life. Just imagine all the

complications it could,

it could bring.

I wouldn't like an open relationship

because I would feel— I'd

feel jealous, obviously. I'd also feel

insulted. That I'm

not her number one.

I don't know, I'm just not emotionally

stable and secure enough

to be able to handle that.

You probably realized I'm kind of

insecure. And I'm very needy and

I get lonely.

And what else?

Yeah,

I'm not really a lone wolf kind of person

who's fine by himself. If I was, I

wouldn't bother about girls or getting

girlfriends so much.

How come your girlfriend isn't with you in

the evenings? She's at her home for a

couple days a week, and then when she's

here, I don't stream and I don't do any

video stuff.

If she was here, we'd probably just be

watching a movie.

She said she wouldn't mind being in

videos, but I don't really know what to

make a video about anyway. Of us going to

the supermarket? She said if I

don't show her face, then she doesn't

mind. But I have no idea what to make a

video about anyway. It's not like we're

doing anything interesting.

I thought maybe we could go to The Hague

where they have the Apple Store so I could

pick up my iPhone. Oh, why does it have to

be so far away? Every shop around me are

out of stock for iPhone, and then if I

order it, I have to wait until December

2nd. And then I'm not very happy

with ordering things here because the

delivery men here are really stupid. The

neighbors get parcels and they— the

delivery men knock on my door. So they

can't read a door sign that says the

neighbor's number.

And I'm worried they might accidentally

deliver it to the neighbors and then

they'll take it and then I have to knock

on their door and ask for it. So I put

this GoPro in front of the window every

time I order stuff, and then I stream the

GoPro footage to my iPad and I just sit

here. Watching the iPad,

and then the neighbors all stand outside

like a bunch of yobbos laughing

and chatting. They saw the GoPro and they

were like pointing at it and laughing.

And what's so funny? It's just a GoPro.

There's nothing funny about a GoPro.

Idiots.

There was like a gang of 5 or 6 of them.

Just standing around outside my door,

and I was watching them, and they kept

pointing at the GoPro laughing.

Annoying.

People are really annoying, aren't they?

Why can't they get lost?

I put the GoPro there so I can keep an eye

on when the delivery man's coming to make

sure he doesn't try and deliver it to

It's just kind of stressful because I

don't know when the delivery man's gonna

come, and then I have to sit here watching

my door all day long. I can't use my iPad

because I'm monitoring the GoPro.

Sorry, it's a bit annoying.

I don't have the patience to go all the

way to The Hague. It'll take over an hour

by train. I don't have the patience to

wait until the 2nd of December to order it

online, so I decided not to get it.

Can you imagine if they invented Star Trek

teleportation technology and

then they could just teleport your item to

your house? I would end up wasting so much

money because you wouldn't have to worry

about any of that. That'll be so nice.

You just press order and then it magically

appears in your— yeah, they have like

a special Amazon teleportation delivery

portal, like a coffee machine, and then

the, the products appear inside of it and

you open it up and you take it out.

That would be great,

but so many things could go wrong if they

had that technology. What if someone put a

bomb and teleported it into your home?

You get these extremists getting jobs at

Amazon so they could teleport bombs into

people's homes, wouldn't you?

Is the broccoli ready to cook yet?

Yeah, but I'm gonna cook it tomorrow. I

already had dinner. I had pasta.

You know what's weird about Star Trek?

Why do they always send the captain and

the most important people of the crew down

to the planet on these really dangerous

missions? What happens if they all got

killed?

Why would you send the captain down to a

hostile planet full of aliens where you

don't know how dangerous it is, dangerous

it is, and then you just send a couple

people with him? You send Spock and McCoy

and some random guy as well.

And then everyone else is just up in the

ship. It's so weird.

Yeah, there's always like a random guy

wearing a red shirt and you know he's

gonna die because you've never seen him

What am I gonna do now?

Hmm, not sure.

What should I do?

Maybe tea?

Still haven't managed to pay for my online

shopping. Now they're threatening to send

a debt collecting agency after me.

But I sent them a bank transfer last week.

It hasn't gone through. I don't know if

it's gonna go through. So now I need to

get Mila to pay for it. But what if she

pays for it and then my payment goes

through and then I pay for it twice?

What if I just don't pay for it? What are

they going to do, track me down for

€60? They're going to send a debt

collection agency after me. Yeah,

well, I won't even be here soon.

Then what are you gonna do?

What would they do if I just didn't pay?

Would they come here and take stuff?

But what if I'm not here anymore? But I

can't pay it because they only let you use

Dutch bank accounts and I don't have a

Dutch bank account. On the dropdown list,

all they have are Dutch banks, and there's

no Visa, and there's no PayPal.

And they've got this— they gave me bank

details I can send a transfer to, and I

did send it, but nothing's happened, and

it's been a week.

And I'm pretty sure it said payment

confirmed and there was a green tick, so

I'm pretty sure it, it went through. It

just hasn't sent anything yet. Why would

it be taking such a long time?

Not sure.

Reminds me when I owed eBay

£1,000 because I sold a bunch of knife

sharpeners and I didn't send them. And

then I got banned from eBay and they kept

saying, you've got 2 weeks to pay

your debt or else we're gonna send this

company to knock on your door.

I ended up paying them because I got

scared.

PayPal and eBay was so annoying, all these

scammers. I got scammed on eBay when I was

17. I bought this

Japanese electronic dictionary for £150.

They never sent it. And then when my dad

phoned up PayPal, they didn't do anything.