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[2020-03-24] Chopping down tree [6FTbZc6PPVU]
2020-03-24 · 12 min
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What's going
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0:00–0:03 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_0on?
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0:05–0:06 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_1We're making
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0:08–0:13 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_2sextape.
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0:13–0:18 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_3In the garden.
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0:24–0:25 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_4It's already going empty again.
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0:28–0:30 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_5It's making a whizzing noise.
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0:33–0:34 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_6Yes. Ew, it's squirting!
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0:38–0:42 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_7My turn.
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0:52–0:53 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_813, was it?
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1:02–1:05 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_9One more time.
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1:06–1:06 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_102, 3, fail.
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1:09–1:11 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_11That's not how you use it. It's not a
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1:23–1:26 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_12hammer. There's an axe. I can get you the
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1:27–1:29 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_13axe. Axe? I want an axe.
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1:29–1:32 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_14Film me sawing. Okay. Which parts
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1:32–1:36 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_15should I saw? Here? Yes,
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1:37–1:39 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_16do it. Daniel sawing.
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1:40–1:43 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_17Yeah.
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1:46–1:46 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_18How do you like it, Daniel?
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1:50–1:52 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_19Are you having fun? One and one scissors.
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1:54–1:57 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_20The scissors is for cutting big plant.
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1:59–2:01 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_21Cut this one. No, that's a blueberry. No,
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2:03–2:06 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_22it's a fruit tree. When will it come out?
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2:06–2:09 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_23Got the dead one. Then you start from
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2:10–2:13 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_24here.
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2:13–2:14 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_25What? Start from the bottom to the top.
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2:19–2:22 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_26The small chunk first.
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2:22–2:24 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_27It's going pretty well.
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2:26–2:27 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_28Yeah. Yes.
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2:32–2:33 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_29Faster,
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2:40–2:42 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_30faster!
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2:42–2:46 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_31Almost.
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2:47–2:52 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_32Oh yeah, wait,
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2:54–2:58 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_33let me kick it. Hey, go! No, no!
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2:59–3:02 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_34This is a bit crazy.
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3:06–3:09 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_35Flavie, you cut yourself.
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3:10–3:13 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_36My leg is not happy.
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3:13–3:15 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_37Oh, I think you need oil.
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3:18–3:19 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_38Yeah, and extend your
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3:22–3:26 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_39cut in quarter. We need a ladder so
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3:26–3:30 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_40I can climb up there. And then what will
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3:30–3:32 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_41you do? Yeah, I'll cut that bit off.
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3:32–3:34 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_42Smaller.
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3:34–3:35 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_43Do it. The whole
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3:40–3:43 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_44tree is moving. Oh my
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3:44–3:48 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_45God, it's coming up! She's pulling it up.
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3:48–3:51 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_46Wait, mind your head!
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3:51–3:52 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_47Now another one.
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3:55–3:58 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_48Watching him.
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4:07–4:08 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_49It cut from the bottom.
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4:11–4:14 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_50There he is.
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4:14–4:15 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_51Got an axe. My axe. Go hang a coat there.
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4:21–4:24 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_52Me? Daniel, how you manage to start
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4:26–4:28 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_53falling? Why cutting the whole thing down?
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4:28–4:30 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_54But not this one. Oh yeah, what are you
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4:30–4:32 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_55doing? This one broken.
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4:32–4:34 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_56I cut this all day. How do I get up
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4:37–4:40 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_57there? No, do this one. Film me.
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4:40–4:43 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_58What are you doing?
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4:44–4:44 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_59That's not how you use it. Film me. How do
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4:47–4:49 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_60you do it? I'll try and climb up.
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4:50–4:51 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_61It's too high. Jump! It's gonna
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4:57–5:00 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_62fall on my face. Cut from the bottom. No,
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5:01–5:04 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_63cut it from the bottom first.
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5:04–5:08 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_64Yeah, one by one, because it's
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5:09–5:12 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_65falling on the floor. I want to cut this
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5:12–5:14 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_66bit off. Oh,
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5:15–5:17 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_67this bit's loose.
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5:19–5:20 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_68So spiky.
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5:31–5:37 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_69Yes, good job,
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5:38–5:40 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_70Daniel in his natural habitat. I'm scared.
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5:43–5:45 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_71No, I can't saw like this.
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5:47–5:49 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_72Now make monkey sounds.
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5:53–5:54 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_73Stop, you can't saw like that. Here, I
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5:58–6:00 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_74give it to you.
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6:00–6:01 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_75Can I do it? Okay,
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6:04–6:08 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_76I take off my shoe. Working like
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6:08–6:11 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_77what? What? Trying to get
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6:11–6:15 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_78that top branch. Be careful, you're not
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6:15–6:17 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_79going up to saw the fucking tree. What?
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6:17–6:20 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_80Give me the thingy. Daniel,
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6:21–6:24 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_81Daniel, did she hurt
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6:24–6:28 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_82herself? I don't know, she fell down. Ah,
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6:28–6:31 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_83get away from there!
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6:32–6:34 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_84This is It's not helping anything.
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6:36–6:40 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_85Mira, you fall now, you got to be in a
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6:40–6:44 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_86hospital. No, I'm safe.
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6:44–6:46 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_87Is it doing anything? Yeah, keep going.
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6:49–6:52 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_88Daniel, I don't know. I'm hot.
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6:53–6:56 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_89I want to take off my sweater. Get naked.
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6:56–6:59 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_90What are you doing?
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7:06–7:09 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_91Taking off my sweater.
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7:10–7:11 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_92Oh, okay, give me the saw again.
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7:14–7:17 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_93Yeah, it's working.
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7:31–7:32 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_94This looks so funny. Too many dust is
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7:39–7:41 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_95coming up.
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7:41–7:42 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_96You should pay me some money. Stop
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7:53–7:55 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_97shouting, I'm doing labor. You're living
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7:56–7:58 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_98for free here.
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7:58–7:59 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_99Okay, we can stand on this.
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8:10–8:13 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_100Why is it in the ground?
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8:13–8:14 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_101Go. Okay, put this here
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8:17–8:21 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_102and now I can saw.
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8:22–8:23 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_103Yeah, it's working.
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8:27–8:28 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_104So tired.
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8:37–8:41 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_105How did you do this? It's too hard. Keep
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8:45–8:47 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_106going.
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8:47–8:47 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_107Oh,
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8:54–8:54 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_108I think almost. No,
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8:58–9:00 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_109is it filming?
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9:01–9:05 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_110Uh, yes.
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9:05–9:06 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_111Wait, did you do it with the back? Why?
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9:17–9:19 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_112You should do it with the front. The
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9:19–9:22 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_113front's blunt anyway.
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9:23–9:24 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_114Stupid tray.
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9:29–9:33 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_115Oh my God, I didn't
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9:33–9:37 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_116expect that. Oh my God, look, the top is
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9:37–9:40 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_117falling off too. You can just pull it.
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9:40–9:43 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_118Yeah, we did
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9:51–9:55 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_119it! Okay,
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9:56–9:59 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_120Daniel, don't murder— not the actual tree.
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10:00–10:03 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_121Nice work. Yes, very nice work.
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10:04–10:06 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_122You killed it. It'll be fine.
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10:08–10:09 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_123Now let's do this one. Now look here,
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10:13–10:16 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_124this one's easier. Is it? It's only— it's
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10:18–10:22 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_125only slightly attached.
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10:22–10:23 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_126Wow, nice view.
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10:27–10:30 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_127Fields of Harrietsham,
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10:31–10:34 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_128welcome.
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10:36–10:36 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_129What's over here?
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10:53–10:56 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_130It says caution, cows with calves can be
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10:59–11:03 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_131Take nothing but photographs.
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11:06–11:08 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_132Bull in field. There's a bull. Where's the
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11:10–11:14 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_133Moo moo.
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11:21–11:21 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_134Do you have a sleeping bag? No.
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11:25–11:27 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_135We should sleep up here. It would be so
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11:29–11:32 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_136scary up here. Is it? It probably would
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11:32–11:34 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_137be. It'd be nice to see the sky.
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11:34–11:36 · rev_ce05a991cb14d7922059a261ab9c1319_138