I’m in really BIG TROUBLE

Is it working?

Testing.

Well, they're walking in one massive lump

of people. How am I supposed to walk past

them? I'm watching them walk in.

Stupid.

I don't know what happened to the last

stream. It just ended. I didn't

disconnect, the app just closed itself.

I went back into the app and it wasn't

recording, and I pressed go live again,

but the previous stream had ended. So I

don't know what happened to it.

I went back to my iPhone.

Why don't they just stop in the middle of

the path?

Yeah, the app's not reliable. It just— I

don't know why it just ended itself.

Here's another one.

Oh wow, thanks LA9, very generous.

I think this is where I met Blood Bucket

last year. Bend it.

So it should be pretty easy to find when I

see the tower, cuz it's right next to the

McDonald's.

The bad news is I can't do bonding

anymore. Because I can't take the SIM card

out of the other phone. Don't have a

little ejector pin.

Oh, if they're playing music in the whale

place, I'm screwed.

I'm a YouTuber.

Mummy.

Yeah, he sounded German. Das ist

Flughafen.

Baby smooch. 40 viewers.

So much easier to hold the iPhone Mini.

You're a fast walker.

Yeah, because I don't want to walk next to

people if I'm talking to myself. It's

I gotta try not to blow into the mic.

Why are they running away from me?

I need to find somewhere quiet so I can

plug in my charger.

I've got 75%.

Where's JR? She's stalking

me again.

Why am I doing so low today?

It's like I can't get it over 50.

Usually I have 100.

Wasted my money getting the pocket Wi-Fi

and the power bank.

Should have just stayed inside. Oh crap.

There's adult DVD shops everywhere.

Walk past them quick.

I think I'm nearly there.

Look, the tower's over there.

The Whale restaurant is right next to it,

and then I'm gonna get this train back.

I'm not walking back, it took ages. But

this is where the Swedish girl lured me

into coming to, to get that photo.

I've only got 60% battery.

Get my charger.

Um, I forgot

which pocket I put it in. I think it's

This is

so fiddly. Wait.

Oh wow, thanks Ryan. Send dono on

Streamlabs but it didn't pop up.

Um, it should pop up.

Maybe it takes a while, like a few

seconds.

I had to reorganize my whole setup.

My whole setup's in my jacket.

I guess the iPhone seems the best way to

Oh, thanks Jenkins. Yeah, I got the

livestream IRL jacket, not a backpack.

This is where my first Japanese girlfriend

took me. Odd out first date.

Smells like ramen.

Ryan sent you $7.

Are you sure it didn't play? Because I got

alerts on. I mean, I got the pop-up on but

I might be able to get it to play again.

Hold on.

We'll go into Streamlabs.

It's looking— see,

it's like history.

Oh yeah, $7. Happy birthday.

How do I play it again though? Bam!

No, don't ban.

Oh, LA Knight donated a bunch as well,

but I didn't see it. That's weird, why

didn't it pop up?

Where's the button?

At least I don't feel weird filming now

because everyone's a tourist. Look, this

is where Swedish girl took me. She took me

here. I remember the thumbnail. We walked

past this little train station exit.

We walked past here, and then the photo

was taken from around— I think the person

was standing here.

Yeah, I think it was here.

I think they were standing here. Oh, this

is where the thumbnail— I took the

thumbnail. We were standing here walking

past here, so her friend

must have been waiting around here.

Okay, let me see.

I don't know why the PayPal donut is not

popping up. Let me do a test.

Test donation.

Yeah, it works,

John.

Um, figure out how to replay old donuts.

Yeah, this is where the photo was taken of

me and that Swedish girl.

I don't know, I have to figure out later

when I'm somewhere quiet. Where's the

whale place? The whale place is around

here.

I wonder if I'm allowed to film.

I might have to hide the camera.

The famous

Osaka Tower.

The first one was built in 1921,

modeled after the Eiffel Tower, but then

it burned down in the fire and then they

rebuilt it. Why can't I focus on it?

The original one had cable cars going down

from the top into a theme park called

Dreamland. Oh, thanks Jenkins, did you

have a grand birthday? Yeah, it was

amazing. I spent the whole day in my

hotel room.

I don't know why the alerts aren't

Because when I do a Tesla, it works.

Grilled tripe on a stick. You want to try

tripe?

I found it. It's over there.

Should we eat now?

They open. This is the whale place.

Look at the menu.

Hmm, scared.

We could go up the tower. I went up the

tower with the Swedish girl. It was

Where's the way Sushi

course, ¥4,000.

I don't know if they still have whale.

None of my alerts are working. Are you

afraid of heights? Yeah, a little bit. I

don't understand. Alert box widget,

it says it's on.

我 怎么 知道？

我 又 没 买 香 水。 不对

噻！ I don 't understand.

Let me do another test.

Yeah, it works when I do a test. Don't get

It should just pop up if I get a Super

May always just get the whale. I don't

know if they still do whale. I looked on

the menu on Google and said they do. Oh,

this is whale. Kujira,

kujira katsu, kujira bacon, whale bacon.

Can we just get the

katsu?

How does

whale bacon taste like?

Maybe we'll just go in now.

The whale bacon's expensive, ¥800.

一人です。あ、どうぞ。 はい、三十二万三お願いします。

Where's

English?

Where's white?

Whale.

Oh, whale.

Deep,

deep-flied whale.

I can get deep fried whale.

Why do they always get the R and L mixed

up? Oh,

whale foods. Whale tail,

whale bacon,

ginger grilled whale meat,

deep fried whale meat. That's all you get,

¥800.

Whale sashimi.

Whale tail meat sashimi, ¥2,000. Maybe

we'll just get deep-fried whale.

I don't want raw whale.

Deep fried whale. I get this

one and, uh,

maybe a drink.

Where are the drinks? Ah,

get a beer.

The drink's

more expensive than the food.

Countless.

Why are the drinks so expensive?

180ml sake.

Should I get sake?

Hot, hot sake. And one

Yeah, yeah, I'm ordering now.

What? Oh,

I'm afraid it will

be your checks on here.

Oh, sorry. These are ours.

Oh, sorry. Um,

okay.

Where's my tablet?

Thank you. I got my own one. Why didn't

she give me one when I came in?

Thank you.

Bad service.

Um, why does this one look different?

You can get your copyrights right from

Eminem. Wait,

why does this one look different?

Why is it wild?

Ah, wild.

Deep fried whale.

That's embarrassing.

Look at

Get a private

thing. Yeah.

This cup's

weird. Why is it like that?

I thought it'd be a nice cup, like a glass

*** Oh,

it's strong.

Some strong sake.

where's my

whale? Gonna get wasted.

Oh wow, thanks Jenkins. Dollar Tree cup.

I don't

think the PayPal donations are working.

They're not showing up.

Hmm,

what else

there? You could get sushi.

Whale tail meat. I wonder if whale bacon

Deep fried whale meat.

2,000 yen for whale sashimi.

Maybe I

get sushi.

Big eye tuna,

salmon.

Should I get more whale? They're talking

about

new sensory triggers.

Johnny's smiling.

Should I

get whale bacon?

Nice topic change.

Yeah, I get whale bacon. Why not?

Better be good.

Way with

bacon.

Looks weird. Why is it so dark?

Okay,

so try

it.

*** Tastes

*** ***

*** It

tastes like beef. Yeah, actually it tastes

like nothing, but it's kind of like beef.

I don't know if I like it.

It's brown like bacon.

Yeah, it just tastes like beef.

It tastes like endangered species.

See, it's brown like

beef.

Just tastes

like bacon.

Where's my whale bacon?

It's kind of like beef but without any

beef flavor, and it's

very soft. Oh, sorry.

It's not bacon.

Thank you.

***

Doesn't

look like bacon.

Looks like beef jerky.

What's this? It's just like fat, isn't it?

It's just pure fat.

Do I eat the fat?

*** ***

It tastes like rubber.

It just tastes chewy.

It's just

fat.

They only give 2 slices of actual meat and

the rest of it's just fat,

and it's not Season.

The texture is like beef,

but there's no flavor.

The lettuce has more flavor.

Give it a 6.2.

Out of 10.

This bit, this bit's so thick.

Take a screenshot off

the camera.

*** ***

***

Please,

you guys enjoy.

1,800 yen,

that's like

$12.

How'd you

pay?

I do

not have to pay.

It says

calculating.

Are you a foodie, Kaita? Yeah.

Chili tarragon with that whiskey, wasn't

it? What are you getting?

What are you drinking?

*** 三十二お願いします。

What are you

drinking? A craft beer?

How do

you pay? Okay.

Oh my God, I'm drunk.

Oh my God.

The light.

Oh my God, I'm drunk. Well, that was kind

of rubbish. Oh, I feel sick. They're

playing Elton John. I had to mute it. I

don't know if I muted it fast enough.

Black man standing right behind me. It's

not my fault the cashier's slow.

God, that was rubbish.

$12, ¥1,800 for like 3 skewers.

The bacon was rubbish. Just tastes like

Haribo jelly but with no flavor.

Oh, I feel sick.

It tastes like nothing. The beef skewer,

it tastes like the beef texture, but it

had no flavor.

I'll never have whale again. So expensive

as well. ¥1,800.

It's like a nice meal, like a yakiniku all

you can eat, and then the whale fat

just tastes like fat. It's like nothing.

That was my only meal for the day. Where

am I going to go now?

My face is twitching. I don't know why.

Around my nose, it's like my face is

spasming. I feel drunk.

One slice of whale.

Here's like 5

slices, 2 slices of meat and then 5

slices of pure fat.

Definitely not worth it.

Was the quality even good for a thumbnail?

Where should I go? I'll go that way.

Oh, my stomach feels weird. It's full of

alcohol and whale fat.

The name of the place is called Roku Sen.

Maybe the other food is good. I don't

know. That's so funny. I took those Fat

lady's tablet, and he added whale to their

order. Why didn't they give me a tablet

when I came in? I sat down, they didn't

give me a tablet.

I'm sick now.

Got bits of whale stuck in my teeth.

Maybe I get some other food. At least got

1% cash back, made ¥18.

Oh, my stomach hurts.

Oh,

the taste of whales in my mouth. It's

disgusting. Why do they eat that?

Beef is so much better. I'm gonna

get some real food. McDonald's.

I might actually get McDonald's. I want

some proper food now.

It's full of old men. Hell, should I

get McDonald's?

Maybe later.

I don't know, I'm really getting

McDonald's.

I need some real food.

So disgusting. Happy Meal.

I get

a storybook. Is it free? I want

to try one.

500 yen.

That's my recommend.

I can't find my Revolut.

Where did I put it?

Spent ¥2,300 on

food now.

My mouth tastes like whale oil.

I feel sick. I ate food to soak

up that alcohol.

I don't get

any views

on TikTok.

I tried kick before.

God, I'm so drunk.

She was looking at me and calling at me.

Oh, this is mine.

이세이さんだけ 주고. 네, 네, 네.

I should have said Can

I go upstairs?

It's not upstairs.

Why are they

getting me a toy?

What is

it?

I don't understand what I'm supposed

to do.

I don't want to splash it.

Cheeseburger.

This tastes so much better

than whale.

They should make a whale burger.

There's Thai people. There's people with

Thai. I can hear it. I can hear Thai.

Why is Thailand following me everywhere?

That's high.

Oh, thanks Twitch Media.

Livestream where you knock on cherry door.

That would be so funny.

She'd probably call the police. She'd

probably slam the door, run back in, and

then call the police.

I think Shahira is scared of me, like

she's She thinks I'm a danger.

She thinks I want to rape her.

*** ***

How does

McDonald's in Japan rate compared to the

UK. It tastes the same, exactly the same.

This tastes so much better than whale.

The whale was awful.

I do not recommend the whale.

It has no flavor. And now I feel sick.

I actually feel like I'm going to puke.

I don't

know what this is supposed to do.

*** Isn't

there— this is where the Dokkaebi man came

out, or was that Dotonbori?

This guy's vlogging too.

It's got a gimbal. It gets more views than

me posting on TikTok, probably.

No, he's not as famous as me. I'm the

most famous British YouTuber here. What's

Should I shoot something?

I don't want to do it. Boring, waste of

money. I can't believe that.

Were they American? Stupid people sitting

next to me at the whale place. They were

talking about nuisance streamers. Are they

talking about me? And then they started

talking about Johnny Somali. It's so

funny.

I guess Johnny Somali really got his name

out there. Have they heard of

hiding in my room?

Fuku. Maybe next stream we eat from Fuku.

I think I brought my girlfriend here last

year. We had kushikatsu.

Oh, it's cold.

Yeah, stupid Americans are like Streamers

was just named on his Somali.

Idiots, because they're jealous because

they can't be famous streamers. They gotta

have a job like wait slaves.

Buku Yubiki. Why are there

so many people standing here? Oh,

my battery. Battery's not charging. Crap,

I've only got 20%. Why is it not charging?

It wasn't

charging.

I think I've got 20% left. My big

problem is that I'm nearly out of battery

and I'm drunk. All these people just

standing here. Why are they just standing

there?

I don't think I can aim with

one hand. I didn't drink tea, I had

Rice wine, didn't you see? I got sake.

Sake is strong, it's like 15% alcohol.

Where's the dokkaebi man's place? And get

revenge.

Should I get a rickshaw?

Probably doesn't take Revolut.

Uh, sake makes me really drunk.

Oh, it's cold.

Oh, it's charging, 25%. Look at

this place. This place was built in the

1920s. It was supposed to rival Tokyo as a

tourist destination. They had some big

theme park and, um,

the cable car was placed at the top of

that tower and then it would descend into

the theme park like you're landing into

it. It was called Dreamworld, I think, or

Wonderland, I forgot. But the whole area

was modeled off of Paris and also America,

I think Boston. That's why it looks weird.

Oh, it's cold.

Music.

The music, right? Yeah, I've been

up the tower a few times. I went with the

Swedish girl, and I went with my first

Japanese girlfriend.

Oh, they're gonna go on the rickshaw.

Should I go on one too? I don't have any

cash. All right, no problem. Are you good?

Okay, are you good? No, it's okay. Is

there a tour guide? It looks

like a tour guide. Imagine paying

for a tour guide. Oh wow, it's like

Nicholas. Is that a

Super Chat or PayPal? Because I don't

think the PayPals are popping up, so I

don't even know if I'm getting a PayPal.

You're a famous YouTuber in

Japan.

I never understood the tour guide thing.

Why pay money to follow some guy around?

I think I brought my girlfriend Here,

last year.

Yeah, they got

music. I don't

know if I've been copyright claimed yet.

What's down there? Massage sauna.

Oh, thanks, Best Crypto. This looks

shady. Massage sauna.

Shiruba

course. Royal course.

¥6,000. Health course,

¥5,000. No, I should not be filming

in here.

Gonna get beat up by the yakuza.

How bummed is that?

She must be freezing.

What's a health

course? ¥5,000. It definitely sounds like

it involves a BJ. I can't believe

they got red light district right next to

the tourist trap. They got no shame.

What's that? Business hotel, ¥700.

They got love hotel right here.

Stupid idiot.

Why are they speaking like

stupid idiot? 90 minutes.

700 yen.

I hate those

people, sounds stupid.

Uh, why am I going this way? Let's go

back.

These idiots

want shelter.

What's down here?

This is where I came from.

Yeah, maybe just go back to the tower.

Should I try the health course?

¥5,000.

Nearly got Oh,

it's

freezing.

Maybe I'll

go back to the hotel. What time is it? I

don't know what else to do now. I just

came out to eat whale and it was pretty

Rubish.

My hands freezing.

My hand's freezing.

Ah, damn it, why is Prism Live so much

better? But then it's got other problems,

like I don't get my alerts popping up.

I'm back at the whale place.

Down this way.

There's nothing this way.

My stomach hurts. Got whale fat, sake,

and McDonald's. It's gonna be one ugly

poop.

The whale was really disappointing.

I wonder what it tastes like if they just

fried it like a steak. They just made it

like a steak with butter, butter and

garlic. Maybe it would be good.

It just tastes like sauce, like tonkatsu

Hopefully— was the video quality good?

Because I could clip it and turn it into a

video.

Maybe I'll make my money back.

1,800 yen. It was

decent. Oh, thank God. Oh, my stomach

hurts. I need to burp

or something. Where should we go next?

I don't know what to do now.

4 PM.

I gotta meet Blood Bucket tomorrow. She's

got a special package for me.

Oh, it's cold.

Temochi sucks. Boring.

Looks old and weird.

Weird people everywhere. I want to go back

to Honmachi where people look normal, not

like a bunch of homeless bums.

I think I came here with David Bond. He

kept trying to photobomb girls when they

were taking photos. So embarrassing.

Hanging out with David Bond is so

embarrassing. He kept running up to— every

time he saw a girl, he kept running up to

them to chat to them. And then we went to

ramen and he plucked out all the

vegetables and dumped it on the table.

Imagine being a grown man who refused to

eat your veggies. The vegetables

are a nice part of ramen.

Might get on the train now.

Who was doing cold fridge pickup? Yeah,

but it's just cringe.

You ever see someone do pickup up is so

cringe. It's like, oh my God, excuse me.

Oh, you're so beautiful. May I have your

number? What are you doing today?

I find you sexually attractive. This is

weird. Does it even work? I feel

like it doesn't even work. It works like

2% of the time. If you do it to 100 girls

and maybe you get 2 positive outcomes.

It's easier than dating apps.

I don't know,

maybe.

I don't know where to go now.

Works at nightclubs. Yeah,

I guess because the girls at clubs and

bars are there because they want to be

picked up.

I don't understand why my donos are not

popping up. Let me check.

Oh, recent events.

That's the one you gotta press. Let me

Super Chat. I just replayed

it. It doesn't play. It's supposed to pop

up on the screen. I don't get it.

None of the donos popped up on the screen.

Oh, now it works! Oh, I had to make it

bigger, guys. I fixed it.

I had to make the box bigger for some

reason, but now it works.

This one work?

Oh no, it's not working.

It doesn't work now.

Sometimes it works and sometimes it

doesn't work.

Eat Kobe steak next. Yeah, maybe.

I can't get it to work. It works like

randomly works.

I don't know how to fix

Where should I go next?

Maybe I'll try Botrix instead of

Streamlabs.

Okay, let's go to— should

we just go back to the hotel? It's, uh, 4

Or I could go to Tennoji Zoo.

Nice boy.

I don't know where to go.

Anime Bar Secret Garden.

It is weird.

¥1,200 for 30 minutes of alcohol.

You can go

to Namba.

Nobody wants to see you get drunk. I'm

drunk now. I had like

one cup of sake. Okay, I can't

believe I took those. They look like

Filipino women. Filipino women are always

fat.

I mean, look at Aki Dearest.

The Drunken Clam, place to

have fun.

Wait, why does that guy look like that

Twitch streamer? He looks like that Twitch

streamer who was called Rudy or something.

Do you remember that? It was like

Norwegian or something. He used to stretch

on Twitch, on stream. He used to stream on

Twitch. Why does that look like him?

That's not him, is it? Because I heard he

got a bar and he got a Japanese wife.

Everyone came.

Bunch of gaijins.

That is him? No way. I wonder what

happened to him.

What was his channel name? It was like

Rudy, wasn't it?

And he used to stream with Japanese girls.

I remember, um, Japandi Andy went to his

bar. Japandi Andy follows me on Instagram.

He went to the bar and that Rudy guy was

on his stream.

I wonder if it's fun.

Ashkuma. I swear I've

got viewer

called Ash Kumar as well.

Is whale meat good? No, it tastes like

nothing. It had the texture of beef,

but it had no flavor.

Why do Japanese people like things that

taste like nothing? Like, fugu tastes like

nothing as well.

Rokusen. Oh, thank God I didn't go to the

other place. The other place was like

¥8,000 for a course.

Very disappointing. Whale.

Anime Bar Secret Garden,

1 hour, ¥1,000. Would you do that?

I don't know,

maybe just randomly walk back up that

road. I think it was that way.

Oh, it's freezing. I want to go home.

Uber. Who was saying there was no Uber in

Japan? There is, but I think they're just

normal taxis with the Uber logo on.

I need to pee.

I've got my

pocket Wi-Fi is charging. Let me

check.

Yeah, it's fine.

People are

dressed like it's winter.

Damn,

she's cute.

Did she

I need to pee. Do you think Upper Hotel

will let me pee in it?

Very locked.

Very interesting.

I haven't used the toilet in like almost

3 days.

Okay, what should we do now?

Walking.

They irashimasu'd me even though I just

came in to pee.

Not getting my money.

Damn, how fat is girlfriend?

Never understand why you'll see like a

decent looking white guy.

So this is the place where I stayed last

year. I think I stayed around here.

Games.

TK-san would love this place.

Oh my God, retro gaming.

Retro gaming. Yes,

Mario,

Donkey Kong.

Retro gaming is so boring. The games from

the '90s sucked.

Calm down, Jesus. He sounded like he's

going to have an asthma attack.

I don't get people who really love retro

gaming.

The retro games are so simple and

dull, rubbish graphics.

I'm wanting some Modern gaming.

Dragon's Dogma 2 coming out tomorrow.

I was thinking of getting a love doll for

the guest house room. What do you think?

They sell them on Amazon. I can get it

delivered to Blood Bucket's place and then

she can give it to me.

It'll help keep me loyal.

Oh, my stomach hurts. The whale's

having its revenge.

What's in this place? Joshin. Wow,

they've got PlayStation. I'm freezing.

Oh wow, they got the Portal.

What games they got?

It doesn't work.

I wonder what they're

buying.

Sega. All these weird Japanese games like

this. Under Night In-Birth.

Weeb games.

Yakuza 8,

Firehouse at Four, Four.

Fujitsu. Look, Fujitsu.

From that drama about the post office.

Oh my God, it's cold.

What's this? ¥6,000 nomi

holiday.

Super Kids Land.

I don't

know what to do.

PC Zone. I don't really want to buy

anything. When you don't want to buy

anything, then shopping is kind of boring.

When you're not hungry, you don't want to

look for food.

Then what are you supposed to do? Have all

my basic needs fulfilled.

I thought that fat Filipino woman was

pressing me at the whale place.

I was like You what? Couldn't hear what

Is that

a maid cafe?

Oh, there's maids over there.

Go in the maid cafe.

Magic shaker.

Uh, maid cafes are weird and they usually

don't let you film. They're like very

strict about filming.

Yeah, so ice.

She kept getting kicked out maid cafes,

so they wouldn't let you film. I don't

have enough money. I've got ¥100.

Don't want anything that's in here. They

just got chocolates.

I think I disconnected in the shop.

They've got massive BB guns.

Military Shop Strike Force.

Is it streaming? Do you want a BB assault

I can't go deep into shops, I disconnect.

Guys, is it streaming? Let me know.

Yeah, I had to get out of the shop quickly

because I lost bitrates the deeper I went

in. Kind of sucks.

I need to get a SIM card ejector so I can

switch the SIMs out from my other phone

because the Android doesn't work well for

streaming. It's weird,

I thought iPhone sucks for streaming.

My finger's frozen. Look, if only I

could fix the alerts. Do you guys really

care that much? The little thing pops

up when you donate, because if you don't

care that much, then I'll stop fussing

about it.

Just makes it funnier.

Military-style cafe and bar.

Do I have Japanese

citizenship? No.

I wish.

I think I probably won't stream tomorrow

because I'm gonna be playing Dragon's

Dogma 2.

I don't know if it's worth buying it and

playing it. I don't know if

I can get views if I actually

buy the game and play it.

Look, I stayed at this hotel last time,

Sarasa, and then I

had pizza here.

Entire Japan trip wasted playing games?

Not if the games get me more views. It's

not like I'm getting smash hit views, am

I, in Japan? Getting like 2K, 3K views.

Even the blood bucket video only got 4K

views, not even 5K.

I feel like Sam Pepper. Sam Pepper doing

all those streams and then posting on

YouTube, getting like 1K views.

What's the point?

Sam Pandy got Kick deal with 80 viewers,

$100 a day.

You. Well,

how'd you get a Kick deal? Get me a Kick

deal then. I don't do anything.

My stream content's really boring.

I've only got viewers because at some

point I was entertaining, like 2018.

If I had to start over from zero, my

current form is just really boring.

I don't know what made me so interesting

back then, but not interesting now.

Why do you just say sexy?

I don't know why it became boring.

Like, what exactly changed?

Well, I got a tip.

Lapland, tip $1.

Why doesn't it pop up when I get a tip?

Wait.

If someone were to pour poop water over

your head like they did to Ice, would you

do something about it? Well, I wouldn't

chase them and tackle them to the ground

like Sam did. I don't understand why they

won't pop up on the screen.

Oh, it works now.

It says insufficient memory may lead to

shutdown of the app. I had to move the

widget, just like touch it and move it,

and then it worked.

But it only works once.

Why does it do that?

It works once and then I have to do it

again to make it work again.

I don't understand.

It's really

glitched.

Maybe I need a new iPhone.

Need a new iPhone with more memory.

More gigabytes.

I didn't get rid of the trolls, they just

got bored and left. I banned a few because

they kept being annoying.

It's not as cold now when the wind stops

What's down there? It's kind of flashy.

Nothing.

Oh, thanks. Would you suck men off?

No, no thanks.

There's a marketplace down here.

Kuromon Market.

Damn, some of these white guys, sure.

I feel superior when I'm taller.

Smells

weird.

Steal something. I already stole a plastic

bag from life.

I think I brought my girlfriend here last

year. They sell whale.

I'm not 5'7, I'm 5'9.

Why do you keep saying that?

Too many

people. Oh,

it's cold.

I think I turned right and then I turned

left, didn't I? That means I gotta go

straight ahead, guys.

Not fun, guys. Freezing here.

I want to come out and do stuff, but it's

so damn cold.

I just want to sit in the hotel room all

Well, I talked to one person, didn't I?

The fat woman.

Wait, I'm not sure which way to go.

Yes, this way.

So what should I do if I don't go back to

I don't know what to do.

Go into a bath? Is that more

Thai food? Where's Sot

Pier? Poor Pier Sot, wasn't it?

The other one. Oh, is there Thai

food everywhere now?

Saparop means pineapple.

I remember that one.

This massage— should I get

a sensual massage?

60 minutes, ¥4,000.

Oil, oil treatment.

You can tell it's just a normal massage

because it's only ¥3,000.

No, I don't

want

to go to the countryside. I just came back

from the countryside. I was in Kochi. But

I didn't vlog it because it's boring.

There was nothing there, it was just

mountains and the sea and

a castle.

The picture quality is bad.

What?

It's at 2,500 bitrate.

You need to adjust your YouTube settings.

It's your problem, not mine.

I got a new pocket Wi-Fi. It's got good

Was it better earlier in the stream when

I was using my other phone?

I think

the whale gave me gas.

The stabilization— no, you're lying,

cuz I checked the other iPhone stream and

it's really stable.

I'm gonna be pooping out whale blubber

tonight.

Spa.

Aroma massage.

Maybe I'm not holding it very steadily.

Stupid man says to me, did he tell me to

knock it there?

I get really pissed at these old men now,

always mumbling to themselves.

30 more years and I'll be one of them.

Going to an arcade? I just went to one and

I nearly disconnected. Don't want to waste

That whale was so disappointing,

lacking in luster. Oh, they got ear

cleaning. We welcome. 30 minutes,

¥4,000.

Foreigners say

$25. Get your ears cleaned,

but I don't really trust someone poking in

my ear hole. What if they poke too deep

and I go deaf? How do they know how deep

to go?

Oh, I'm at Dalton Boring again.

What are you looking at?

Dalton Boring.

I think you guys would be bored just

watching me getting my ears cleaned

because I did a massage in Thailand and

you left. I had like 30 viewers. It'll be

interesting watching me get a massage.

Never again.

This is where all the host clubs are.

Why is she packing her suitcase outside of

the entrance? These people weird.

Why would you pack your suitcase right

there?

Sumo.

I can do that sound so well.

Japan's boring.

Are there underground idol shows?

No idea.

Maybe. I remember Tika Sam's

friend took us to a bunch of underground

bars. What'd he say to me? Stupid bike

man. Why do you stop in front of me if

you're gonna go forwards? Just keep going.

I can't even ride a bike. Look,

all the sleaze places down there. If you

go down there in the evening, all these

guys come up to you asking you if you want

a blowjob. I don't really

want to go down there because they'll

probably get mad if I'm filming.

Uh, number kind of sucks, to be honest.

So sleazy. If you want to see

sleaze,

massage detox

spa.

I think this is an actual massage. ¥6,000

for face and head stretching.

Very weird.

In Korea, they chuck around these little

business cards on the floor where you can

phone a lady.

They just scatter them all over the

streets with the phone number. You phone

it and I guess a lady comes to your house.

So weird.

I bet there's like prostitutes down this

street. Prostitutes down every 5 blocks.

I bet there's prostitutes down there too.

Oh, it's red. Chiang Mai, Thailand again.

Thai massage. Thailand is following

me everywhere.

Why is she looking

at me?

Chiang Mai massage.

Was she looking at me?

About being to Hokkaido? No, that's

boring. Just a lot of snow, isn't it?

Snow, cold. What else

Oh, shut up, stupid motorbike. Bike idiot.

Fucking crash. I hate those motorbikes.

Yeah, I saw Trash Taste, they kept saying

Hokkaido has the best food. I bet they

just have the same food that's anywhere in

Japan.

I bet they just got sushi and ramen and it

tastes exactly the same. The food in Japan

It all tastes the same everywhere.

They're like, oh, Hakata is famous for

tonkotsu ramen. It tastes exactly the same

as tonkotsu ramen here.

Osaka is famous for takoyaki, like

onomiyaki. It tastes the same as anywhere

I don't have any girls to create drama

with yet.

Goddamn bicycles everywhere.

I don't know why, why Japanese people love

bicycles so much. In the

UK, only kids use bicycles and enthusiast

cyclists.

Really getting sick and tired of all the

bikes. It's worse than Bangkok.

At least in Bangkok you can walk down the

street without getting nearly hit by a

bicycle.

At least I didn't get sick. I was worried

I'd get sick on the plane or something. I

feel fine since I got here.

I'm headed to— I might go to the

supermarket, then go to the hotel.

I want to check my whale footage, see if

it's usable for a video. Might make $10,

$15, $15.

My channel earnings has been going up

quite good since I started streaming every

When you heading back to Thailand?

Maybe after Christmas. My girlfriend said

she wants to go back to Thailand. She says

she doesn't like America, it's too cold.

She said she got a part-time job as a

waitress. She's got 2 master's degrees.

And she's working as a waitress.

What a waste.

I think she's got a master's degree in

physiotherapy and something else.

Why doesn't she get a good job then? If

she studied so much, why don't she get a

job? Why is she in America being a

waitress?

I don't know what she's doing with her

life. She's like 37,

she's got a good education. Why doesn't

she just have a good job by now with a

home that I could live in for free?

Oh, is that a Tesla? This is like the 3rd

Tesla I've seen.

Looks like a Model 3. Uh-huh,

too poor to get the Model Y, cheapskate.

Oh, his license plate is blanked out.

What? It's got dots

on it. It's not like Yakuza, is it?

Why is his license plate blanked out?

The front plate is just dots As well.

That's really weird.

What does it mean? It was like dot dot

dots and then one number. Usually they

have 4 numbers on the back like this.

They're supposed to have 4 numbers.

Government car.

Oh,

my hand's freezing.

It's funny, no one cares I'm just