9999999-Daniel's Family Photos Livestream (circa 20181210)

Do I look cute?

Oh, it's Toffee. He's dead now.

When was this taken? I think it was last

year. He looks quite healthy there.

2017, August.

It's only a year ago.

He wasn't that skinny then, and then he

suddenly just became really skinny and he

started to get weaker and weaker, started

to get all these problems. I can't believe

Oh, he's sleeping.

I used to like poking his nose. He would

make like a snarling face. He didn't like

it. I would just touch his nose like this.

He'd snarl.

Look, he used

to sit on the windowsill of the balcony of

the conservatory with

his head just poking out.

That's Mimo. It's a really good photo,

50mm f/1.8.

Lens. Oh, this was him before he got his

leg amputated. He had a fight with this

other black cat and he lost badly.

His tongue sticking out.

2017. When did his leg get cut off?

No, it can't be 2017.

Oh, I think 2017 August was

the date I downloaded the photo off

Facebook, not the date I took it, so it

should be older.

Look, one of these cats is Toffee. I think

Toffee's this one getting kicked in the

stomach by the stray cat. This other black

stray cat kept coming and he kept fighting

with Toffee and Toffee kept losing. So

Toffee just gave up, realized that he was

weaker. He stopped confronting him. I felt

sorry for Toffee. It was like he got

beaten by the dominant alpha cat.

Uh, this one's the stray cat. This one's

Toffee. That was their first encounter.

The stray cat's gonna win. Every time a

stray cat fights a house cat, the house

cat's gonna lose.

Stray cats are just tougher and stronger.

Oh, that's me with Toffee. He always sat

next to me. I used to sit on this armchair

and he would always come into this room.

This is the room he died in, by the way.

Maybe he was looking for me.

He would just wedge himself in between my

leg and the armrest, and then he'd put his

paws onto my lap. It was so cute.

And he never went into that room by

himself. He only came in there when I was

in there. He just laid down

on the floor, went to sleep, and that was

the end.

It's weird. I wonder what he was thinking.

Maybe he's thinking, oh, let's just take a

nap. Maybe he didn't know he

was gonna die. Look.

My best friend.

Sometimes his mouth would just open, hang

open like that.

He looked kind of creepy.

He looks really creepy. Oh, these are

my cousins. That's me. I don't know what

I'm wearing. My hair looks terrible. What

the hell is my hair doing? Why is there a

lump on the top here? And why is the back

so poofy?

What the hell is going on with my hair? I

look like an idiot. That's my cousin Alex.

I think that was the last time I saw him.

I'm wearing an orange checkered shirt with

a blazer jacket to my cousin's wedding.

It was this cousin's wedding, and this is

what I wore to the wedding.

Alex, Melissa, Oliver, Elizabeth.

I don't know these 2 because they

are my auntie's sister's daughters,

but that sister committed suicide, and

then the auntie had to look after her

kids. George and Emily. I've never

spoken to Emily or Oliver in my entire

life. Isn't that sad?

No, Oliver sent me a message last year

saying he's coming to Japan and he asked

me to recommend some places. Just look on

Google, you know, best places to visit in

Japan. Why did you have to ask me? Do I

look like a tourist information center?

And I'm wearing jeans. I'm wearing jeans

and a jacket, a suit jacket. I look so

stupid. This is

the wedding ceremony. They were dancing.

Why is she taller than him? Guess,

guess where I am. You see this dark

figure at the top by himself? That's me.

I felt so depressed. I hate weddings.

It's just really depressing.

But that's me up there being a creep.

That's so creepy. No one talked

to me. I just stood up there like a loner

all by myself.

I look like a ghost.

Oh, I have lots of pictures of Toffee.

This was from a year ago.

July.

That's my mum.

He always likes sitting on me for some

He sat on my dad sometimes. He never sat

on my mum, but he'd usually choose me over

my dad. Don't know why he liked me so

Oh, I think I have a video torturing him.

Let me check first.

I look like I'm strangling him. I'm trying

to lick him.

His breath stinks so much when he yawns.

Oh, I miss him.

Oh, I have a video I made, but I never

uploaded it. It was Spang.

I was just eating noodles and chatting.

Naked girls.

That's when I worked at Lawson.

I used to work in the convenience store in

Tokyo. I look like an idiot.

Me and my cousins again.

Look at this hairstyle I did.

Do I look cool?

Maybe I should do this hairstyle again.

Took me ages to do that. I used hairspray.

To sharpen these into points.

And then I went outside and the wind

messed it all up. I always get so upset

with the wind.

Oh, that's me outside my aeroplane.

My ex-Japanese girlfriend took this 8

years ago.

We went to some kind of shrine thing.

Oh, it's me as a boy.

My ears look very big.

This is me, my dad, and my sister blowing

out a cake.

My dad looks silly.

The sex video is Patreon members only.

Look at my face, my hair's so long.

My wake.

Trying to find more pictures of Toffee.

Oh, I found one.

But he's putting his paw on my shoulder.

He's gone. Oh,

that's my

other cat. This cat hates me. She always

hisses at me.

What did I do? This picture's from 2014.

Do I look sexy?

What the hell is that hairstyle? I call

it the mushroom.

This was only 4 years ago.

No wonder all the girls loved me. I was

hot stuff.

And then 4 years later, modern-day Daniel.

I think my photos 4 years ago were better.

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