wow exciting day today! [eTbwG4scQDs]

Testing.

Is it working?

Clickbait or

actually exciting? It's gonna be so

exciting.

Best day of my life.

Do I have Cash App? I have PayPal.

Give me PayPal.

I don't think we use Cash App in the UK.

Can I share my gaming PC setup? It's just

a laptop with a monitor plugged in.

They went shopping. I think they're

leaving tomorrow. I thought they were

leaving next week.

I think they're going to London to do some

sightseeing before leaving.

It's finally over.

The entire month has just been very

busy.

I haven't been able to have like a normal,

normal life at home since I got back. I

had maybe 4 days when I came back

until they arrived, and then all the

wedding stuff happened. It's been almost a

month. Looking forward

to things getting back to normal.

It's gonna be nice.

I'm looking forward to having dinner on

the sofa and not having to sit at the

table with 6 people. The components

I picked out— I don't have

any components. I have a laptop.

Any plans content-wise, or are you gonna

stream every day like this? Uh, maybe when

Sunny gets back to the UK we do some

You made a list of components? Yeah, I

just randomly picked stuff.

It was like, um,

Ryzen 7 7800,

RTX 4090,

Just a bunch of random stuff.

I was wondering if I could take the stream

downstairs, if I just move the phone and I

go downstairs and I switch the mic. I

think it should work. I need to make

lunch. Everyone just left, got the house

to myself now. Gonna try and

do 7 hours minimum.

Who's David Gibson? It's my mum's partner.

I think they had a fight.

Dunno, she sounded angry, and then he

went home on his bicycle.

Does your mum have a payment schedule? I

just pay her whatever I want. I'm hoping I

can pay her over £800 this

month so I can get this 5-digit number

down to a 4-digit number. Would be nice,

but I don't think I'm gonna make over 800

months— I mean, £800 this month.

I think I just made £800 something for

June, which I should get in July,

but I already spent £100.

Use your savings. I don't have any.

I have $8K in the stock market. No

savings. I got minus $100

now in the overdraft.

I thought you said you have 20K the other

day. I had 20K like 2 years ago.

I've got $8K in the stock market. I've got

a couple hundred in Bitcoin. That's it.

I already explained 100 times, I lost $15K

in stocks. I lost nearly $20K in taxes.

I have to keep repeating the same thing

over and over.

Why am I so bad with money? I think I'm

pretty good with money. Just had 2

unfortunate events that happened.

If you ignore the 2 unfortunate events, I

would be pretty— doing pretty good with my

money. I would have like 30k in the bank.

I needlessly just lost $17K in stocks

because I was stupid, but if it wasn't for

that, I'd have a lot of money right now.

You keep buying useless gadgets. No,

everything I buy has a purpose, otherwise

I wouldn't buy it. Name one useless gadget

I've bought.

Maybe if you people told me I had to pay

taxes, then I wouldn't have lost all that

money. It's all your fault.

The live view? Well, I thought that was

gonna make my streams better, but I was

wrong.

The stupid laptop? What, the one I'm

streaming from? The one that I use every

single day to make all my videos? Yeah,

so useless. It's probably the

most important thing I have, my laptop.

The sex doll? Which one? I bought that for

content. The flip phone?

What, the one that's using— the one that

I'm using for internet? It's very

important.

Microphone you dumped in Germany? That was

fake, I never dumped it, it's right here.

It's right here. You think I actually

dumped it? Oh my god,

so gullible. Fooled again.

That's gonna be my backup mic. If this one

breaks, I'll go back to the Blue Yeti.

Why you fake stuff like that? Because it's

funny. It's called a joke.

It's not fake, it's called acting.

It's called like writing material for

content. That's like saying, oh,

everything in the cinema and TV is all

fake. When comedians go on stage,

they make up jokes, it's fake. It's just

material. Why are you so like triggered

about stuff being fake?

This is a comedy channel. I write comedy

bits. It's not my people's stupid

people. It's not my fault people are

stupid and believe it, and then they get

all triggered over it.

I didn't actually get a UTI from my sex

doll either. It's called a joke.

It's not fake, it's called content.

Right now I've got no content because I

can't be bothered to come up with

anything. You people like, oh, boring,

all you can do is shit in your room.

Yeah, because I'm not really interested in

making up content right now. Got other

things to do.

Yeah, wedding's fake. My dad's actually

still alive. He's in the garden now. It's

all fake. Chihiro was a paid

actor. Funeral was all staged.

And Dave Gibson's my real father.

Dave Gibson's not even his real name. His

name is Nigel Jeffington III.

Any future games I look forward to?

Uh, maybe GTA 6, but I didn't

even like GTA 5, so I don't see how 6 is

gonna be great. I don't like all this

American gang culture. That's why I didn't

like GTA 5. I like GTA 4 because it had

European vibes, because the main character

was Russian or something.

I really don't like all that American gang

and club culture, so yeah, not really

interested in GTA 6.

Why is it always the same? It's like, oh,

crime this, drugs that, cartel that.

Boring now.

I wish they chose a different country.

I'm bored of America. Can't we have like

Tokyo GTA?

GTA was written by British people. Yeah,

I think I walked past the Rockstar

building when I was in Scotland.

Where's the exciting news? I said exciting

day, not exciting news.

Oh yeah, the vote is tomorrow. I don't

know if I'm gonna go and vote. I'm scared

it's gonna be full of chavvy people.

Don't know what it's gonna be like. It's

down at the village hall. I used to go to

the village hall to play Warhammer, and I

used to skateboard there when I was a kid.

Is it gonna be full of people and kids and

stuff? What day is it? It's Thursday

tomorrow. I can't be bothered.

I've got to go all the way down there. My

mum said she'd take me, but I don't really

want to.

So old-fashioned. Why can't they just do

it online?

Oh, you know I said the Irish traveler

women snuck into our garden after

the wedding and they were snooping around?

It turns out it wasn't them. It wasn't the

Irish people. It was just some guests from

the wedding. So I falsely accused the

Irish people. Apologies.

Apparently they were just Sleeping in the

tent and they were from the party. But I

guess my uncle, none of us knew who they

were. How did no one know who they were if

they were here during the party? Don't get

Yeah, maybe no one knew who they were

because they weren't on the guest list.

Cuz like a stranger could just show up,

and if my sister didn't know them, she'd

be like, oh, it must be my husband's

friend or family. And then if he didn't

know them, he'd be like, oh, Sabrina's

friend or family.

Someone could have snuck in, got I mean,

their name wouldn't have been on the, uh,

dinner list.

Why did they lie about picking flowers?

Dunno, they said they wanted flowers to

cover up the booze smell. Bit strange.

Might make lunch now.

I thought I would make lunch on stream for

a change. A lot of sus and Riri drama.

What's happening?

I haven't been on Kick in a while.

Oh, I saw a video.

It was like a stream clip of Sam and

Hannah arguing,

and she was like crying and having a

breakdown. So sad. They were together for

5 years. Weren't they married or

something? And then Sam and got his like

career streamer success back, and then he

just started sleeping with a bunch of

women for content.

That's how it always goes.

It made me think, damn, I wasn't that bad.

With Chihiro.

I mean, I actually— I kind of was, cuz I

cheated. Then we got divorced, and as soon

as we got divorced, I started making

content with Mila and other girls.

But we didn't have those massive arguments

online, on stream, or anything.

Did you get rid of the smell in the room?

I changed my bedding. Not sure if that

would make a difference.

Most his viewers are American, still

asleep. But I used to stream at this

time in Japan, didn't I?

8, 9 PM. I would have started streaming in

Japan way earlier and I would have like

200 viewers.

Title's not negative enough. Should have

been, my life is falling apart, please

save me.

Sam refused to sign divorce papers.

Sam's crazy.

I feel sorry for Hannah, but she should

have known better, really. You can easily

tell what kind of person Sam is.

It's a shame because I thought he kind of

grew up and matured when I—

when he first got back with Ice. I guess I

was wrong too.

Well, that's the thing. If I don't

clickbait, I get very low interest from my

viewers, which is why I clickbait all the

Now the wedding is over, what's the next

big thing? Don't know.

No idea.

I can't predict the future.

Whatever will happen will happen.

I don't have any plans. Plan is to just

grind out videos and stream and then pay

my mum back and then buy a Tesla. I want

Tesla Model Y.

I'm going to get Tesla Model Y leased,

£500 a month.

Sounds like a good idea.

The weather's so cold and gloomy recently.

It rained all— oh, it's raining now. It's

like 14 degrees.

Gotta put all my layers back on. It's

weird because a couple weeks ago it was so

hot and now it's cold again.

I guess it's nice.

We have 2 mods now. Kerry B's

back. People were asking where you've

been, Kerry B.

38 degrees in Japan. My sister's gonna

love the Japanese weather.

Very gloomy weather makes me feel kind

of low energy.

Yeah, I don't think she knew how hot

summer in Japan gets. I don't know

if July is a good month to book for Japan.

Maybe September, October is a bit better.

I thought March and April were really bad

because it's so windy and rainy. It rained

so much when I was there in April,

and then it got slightly better in May.

March was horrible, it was really cold.

Japanese weather is annoying. It's either

really windy all the time— I noticed it's

not really windy here much.

Sometimes I think my camera's frozen

because nothing's moving.

But it's just not windy. And then it's

really sunny in Japan. You get sunburnt.

He somehow managed to piss away $20K

inheritance. Yeah, because you guys

didn't warn me when I was going all in on

meme stocks. No one said, Daniel, that's

risky. You're investing, you're buying

stocks at the height of the bubble.

No one said anything.

Oh wow, thanks, Chamfort. Wait,

what happened to my audio?

Oh, there it is.

I got the audio thing fixed, so I think

the text-to-speech should come out of the

system, not out of the speakers.

Do you remember how much I was bragging

when I was making all that money back

then? I was like, don't need YouTube,

fuck you guys, making $5K a

week. Can't believe

how stupid I was. Really bad time

to start investing when the market's in a

bubble.

Yeah, well, now I'm a seasoned veteran.

I've got the difficult lesson under my

belt. Never gonna happen again.

Oops. I keep

swallowing and the saliva goes down my

throat too fast. I nearly choke on it.

Why does that happen?

Apart from the stock thing and the tax

thing, I've been pretty good with my

Remember when he stuck cardboard to the

notebook? It's not a notebook, it was a

17-inch Pro gaming laptop,

and it was burning my hands when I rested

my hands on it.

The battery was bulging, it was not flat

underneath.

Well, I used it for like 3 years, so I got

good value out of it. How much was your

gym, mate? It's like £100. Well, that was

definitely good value for money. You gotta

stay fashionable.

Stupid chair, it keeps getting stuck in

the carpet and then I can't move it out.

Where about, mate? Lunch? Oh, my back.

A notebook is like a cheap rubbish thing

that your mum uses to watch Netflix or

YouTube. You don't have gaming

high-powered notebooks.

It's called a laptop.

What's happening today? I am gonna make

bacon sandwich.

Sounds fun.

I finished the DLC. I can't find anything

else to kill. I killed everything in it.

I finished the last boss. I went around

the entire map and trying to find

something. I found this big bear boss. I

basically 2-shot it. Everything's so easy

now. I'm like level 275,

heavy armor, shield,

got that Fiend Arm, Blood Fiend Arm.

It just destroys everything. That's the

problem with Elden Ring. It's really hard

in the beginning Then you level up and get

the good items and it becomes really easy

and there's no challenge, and then you're

just kind of done with it.

I got this Wi-Fi extender thing coming

today, so hopefully I could stream. I

don't know how it works though. Where do I

plug it in? I'm thinking I can plug it in

downstairs and it will boost the range.

Maybe I could step outside as well.

I don't know what the next big game's

gonna be. Elden Ring should remain as the

main popular game for at least a few more

months, so I'm just grinding out

videos on it.

Congrats on your Tesla stock. Yeah, see,

I told you. I know what I'm doing now.

Tesla's at $235 pre-market, up 2%.

I bought it like $140 and $220.

I'm up nearly 20% now.

I don't know when to sell it. I'm thinking

maybe $255 or $260, I sell it.

But it's probably going to go up to £300

end of the year.

I've got about £1,000 in Tesla.

I kind of regret getting that ryokan

actually. I would like this £700 back. It

was not good value for money.

The food wasn't even good. The room didn't

really feel very cozy or anything. It's

just like a big shed. Didn't like

the bed. The bath was nice, I guess.

The breakfast was terrible. I made,

I made like $16. It only got 3K views.

My boring streams where I just sit in my

room for 10 hours get more views. And make

Yeah, that was not good, not good use of

money.

I really thought I'd get at least 5K

views. 3K views. I'm not doing travel

stuff anymore. Screw that.

I even copied Chris's title. It didn't

work. Chris got like a million views on

his Naraijuku Village video.

Well, it's just once in a lifetime

experience. Probably won't do it again.

These— I don't know why these ryokans are

so damn expensive. They're not that

special, but they're always like $500 for

one night.

I think they're kind of overpriced for

what you get. I went to one when I was

married and it was like $300 per

person for the night. And it's just a

Japanese-style room with an onsen,

and a geisha woman comes in, prepares

dinner. Don't know why it's so expensive.

If I got lucky and made a million, what

would I do? Definitely buy Tesla Model Y.

And then I want to get the Tesla battery

thing and also a charger so I can charge

it at home, and then get more solar panels

so I get free electricity,

and then get a nice gaming computer.

Don't know what else I'd do.

We have solar panels on the garden cabin.

My uncle said it was like hooked up to the

main house electricity as well, so we

should be saving money with it.

I don't see the point in it because you

pay like 20k to get solar panels. 20k

could buy you a lot of heating

oil.

Yeah, it's just like an investment, I

guess. You gotta wait decades until

it breaks even.

Does it make the house more valuable?

Well, there's 2 ways of paying for things

in life. You either pay a big lump sum

upfront, or you pay bit by bit over

the years. In the end, it's all the same,

isn't it?

There's so many different ways they try

and get money out of you. I feel like if

there's 5 different ways to pay for stuff,

4 of them are scams and just ways to make

you lose money, and there's probably one

good way which is the best way.

Oh, thanks. Yeah, me. Do you ever

fantasize of having bum cereal with Sunny?

Did you jerk off thinking of her while you

stay in the Tokyo apartment having bum

cereal against the big red sofa? No,

definitely not. Is the text-to-speech

loud enough?

Oh, why it's not coming out of the system?

It's only being picked up from the mic.

No, definitely not.

Yeah, I don't know what to do about my

girlfriend. She said she wanted to talk

yesterday, but I ignored her because I

can't be bothered.

I'm busy. I got a stream, I got to make

videos. Talk about what?

Same talk over and over again for 2 years.

I got nothing left to say.

Yo, no, is not convincing. It seems that

you did fantasize having bum cereal with

Sunny, and probably you are still jarked

up thinking of her juicy backdoor chicks.

No, definitely not.

Just call her. I can't be bothered.

It's always the same.

The same boring topic.

I need my personal space.

Are you sad if the relationship ends?

Yeah, a bit sad. Had some good memories,

good times. But I shouldn't

have to keep trying to fix things all

the time. If it doesn't work,

then you can't really fix it. It'll just

keep breaking over and over.

These people keep— every lunchtime, I

think they come from the factory, they're

all wearing high-vis, and they go for a

lunch during lunch. I mean, they go for a

walk during lunch. There's like 20

of them will walk past my house.

Weird.

I want to focus on my career,

not stressing out about relationship drama

all the time. Is my family still here?

Yeah, they went out. I think they're

leaving tomorrow. My mum said, how do you

book a taxi?

Can't they just Google it?

My cousin, he went to Amsterdam to meet my

brother-in-law's brother who lives in

Amsterdam. Didn't invite me. What about

me? I'm the brother of the sister-in-law

and invites my cousin, doesn't invite me.

Rude.

I'm more important than the cousin.

Yeah, well, I don't like them either.

The utter disrespect.

I think the cousin's coming back tomorrow.

What's the point going to Amsterdam for

one day? All the way there and all the way

back just to stay for one day.

Boring.

You wouldn't go even if you're invited?

Yeah, but the thought would count.

I already went to Amsterdam anyway. It's

boring. It's full of prostitutes and

weird people. Everywhere smells like weed

No, they just think I'm boring, so they

don't want to hang out with me because I

don't talk and I'm

not lively.

They're the boring ones. If I'm so boring,

how come I got 111K subscribers? They

couldn't even get 100.

You have 70 viewers. Yo, how many you

got then if it's so easy?

The YouTube algorithm's not showing my

viewers that I'm live.

People don't even know I'm live because

YouTube's not telling them. I can't reach

out to my subs.

People have to manually search me up if

they want to watch me now. Stupid YouTube.

I mean, I go onto YouTube homepage and all

the videos they're showing me, I'm not

subbed to any of these people.

I don't watch anyone I'm subbed to. I

don't even know why I subbed to anyone.

I don't even remember subbing to these

people. Who's on my sub list?

I'm subbed to Brawl in Japan, PewDiePie,

bunch of driving channels. I'm subbed to

Chihiro's channel,

Total Biscuit. Why am I subbed to someone

called Freddy? Who the hell's Freddy? 13

subscribers. I don't

even know— oh, oh, this was the Taiwanese

girl that I stayed in her house.

Why has she changed her name to Freddy?

Yeah, I subbed her so I could track her

YouTube account, see if she posts

anything. Oh wow, thanks, but Long

time no see. I want to give

you the suck suck. Wow, thanks.

Very generous.

Haven't seen Gerbert since the Japan

walking days. Gerbert was always

in the chat. All the Japan walking days

people— don't see them much now.

Like that guy who used to donate in

Singaporean dollars,

Erisium Elsir or something.

What happened to him?

So certain people only watched because I

was in Japan. Now I'm not in Japan

anymore, they don't watch anymore.

Oh wow, Daniel, I want to give you the

Suck Suck $2,000.

$2,000 for Suck Suck.

Has Blood Bucket been around? She was on 2

streams. I don't think I saw her last

stream, but she was here 2 streams ago.

Go. My room doesn't stink. I cleaned

everything. I changed the bedding, opened

the window. If it stinks, I don't know

where the stink's coming from.

Unless it's coming from me. I had a

shower, but I haven't changed my shirt for

a week now. I need to get my deodorant

spray thing.

Febreze.

I put my dirty laundry in the washing, so

it can't be that. Don't know,

maybe I sell my expensive power bank. I

could sell some stuff. I got this, it

costs $150. Don't use it now.

I got this iPad Magic

might be worth something.

Okay, I want to test out my thing. I want

to switch to IRL mode,

so I have to switch the mic.

To the phone mic.

Okay,

testing.

Which mic is the sound coming off?

Hello? We've been IRL inside the

house. Now we'll get chat.

Why is the camera lagging like that? I

don't know how to fix it. Why is the

camera lagging like that? I don't know how

to fix it. What's IRL about this?

Because it's like vlogging style.

We're IRL vlogging.

So the internet's fixed, the home Wi-Fi.

For some reason I couldn't get this camera

thing to connect to my laptop using my

phone hotspot, so I switched back to the

house Wi-Fi. So that is not doing

anything right now. Yeah, do a house

tour. I don't know why the camera is a bit

stuttery. I can't really fix it. But

there's my YouTube plaque.

They gave me the 100K plaque and then they

shadow banned my channel. Thanks,

YouTube. Fucking idiots.

I must be shadow banned or something.

They just never let my channel grow.

Did Robert see the plaque?

I think he did. I think I got it in 2018.

No, I got it in 2019, didn't I? I don't

remember when I got 100K subs. Wasn't it

2019 after the Elvis thing? No,

I only had like 80 or 90K subs. When he

was alive.

I really wish I had my wireless mics back

so I could have plugged them in. See if

I can go downstairs. It still streams.

Connect with Sneako. That Sneako guy's a

moron. I wouldn't want anything to do with

him.

Is it still good? I can't wait until my

Wi-Fi extender comes. I think I could plug

it in here and it will connect upstairs

and then boost the range all over the

house.

Mic is crap. Testing.

Mic is crap. Sounds good to me. I think

your speakers are crap.

Pushkin. He should be inside because my

mum didn't let him out.

Oh my God, it's lagging. It should be fine

if I put it here.

Is it okay?

Don't know,

it usually is okay when I put it here.

I just want to get food.

Oh, bacon. Got bacon.

Look, this is proper

British bacon.

Stupid Elvis alien said this is lunch

meat. It's not lunch meat, it's bacon.

Look, back bacon. This is

the best bacon ever.

Fatty, chunky, just how I like it.

I bought that Cosori air fryer because

they kept promoting it on Trash Taste. It

was a pretty good purchase. We use it a

lot.

Make a sandwich.

Oh look, we've got this white sourdough

bread. Maybe that's good for a sandwich.

Wow, can't get this in Japan.

Proper bread and

proper bacon.

I don't know why in Japan you can't get

any of this stuff. You even had Camembert

cheese, proper Camembert, not 3% fake

stuff.

Some butter.

How you make perfect bacon sandwich.

Maybe I'll fry an egg. Why are you using

that knife? Because it's my expensive chef

knife. 67 times

folded Damascus steel forged

in the irons of Cyprus.

I think it also has Japanese steel in the

center. Have you spoken to Fast

this week? No,

not really. That's a nice

knife. Perfectly balanced.

Definitely good, good value for money,

£65.

Look at that steel forge

etching on it.

Well, if you're going to be making food,

you need a good knife.

Oh, we got eggs. I want egg.

I don't think I can bring the camera

further into the kitchen. I might lose

signal. I really need my Wi-Fi extender to

Cooking with Daniel.

My mom said don't let Pushkin out.

Where is he?

Pushkin.

Mimo used to like sitting on those chairs

under the table. He's somewhere here. I

didn't see him. Meow meow.

It smells so good. I should

have toasted the bread. Are you supposed

to toast sourdough? How to make perfect

bacon and egg sandwich.

Mila, is that really you? Yeah, it's

definitely the real Mila. All the girls

come back in the end, they can't keep

away. Toasted would be better.

I could toast it in the egg boil.

The egg's frying.

Ah, I broke the goat.

Stupid goat. Oh.

Toast the bacon, air fry the bread. Now

I'm air frying the bacon, I'll pan fry the

I fry the bottom of the egg and then I

steam the top of the egg.

What's the exciting news?

I got a job and I'm pregnant

and I'm buying a Tesla. Oh my God.

It's stuck to the paper.

No,

no.

Burning.

Ah,

stupid bike.

Uh, smoke's coming out. I'm scared.

Delicious. The bacon's all wet because I

put it on baking paper.

I don't want to— I mean, my mum took the

fire alarms out, so I guess it doesn't

I already buttered it. If I put it in the

air fryer now, won't the butter get fried?

I, I toasted it a bit.

Look, it started to burn.

I can't be bothered to toast it.

Toast the bread in a toaster. I keep

burning the toast. The toaster is really

powerful. It does nothing and you think,

wow, this is so slow, and then you forget

about it, and then you check 2 minutes

later and it's all black. I don't trust

it.

Okay,

bacon's cooked.

Look at that.

Golden brown.

Come on, get off the stupid fork.

Oh, why is it— that's why I like

chopsticks. That never happens with a

Look,

can't get this in Japan.

Oh,

oh,

oh, look at that.

I can't believe Japanese people don't eat

this stuff. Tomato sauce.

What, with a sandwich?

Um,

we've got chili

sauce, yogurt and mint.

I don't know what that is. Tamarind sauce.

Oh, there's ketchup.

Barbecue sauce. Jack Daniel's barbecue

sauce. Who the hell?

Maybe mayonnaise. That's kind of

weird. Brown sauce would be nice.

No, I don't know about ketchup. Oh,

HP sauce. That's like brown sauce.

Okay.

Oh, we've got beer. Don't know if I

want beer for lunch.

Look at this, only this bit's toasted.

That's probably the perfect bite. Give it

a tasting.

Oh my God.

Mmm,

reminds me when I was a teenager,

I made these after school.

They don't eat this in Japan.

It's been 2 years since I had this.

Maybe I have a beer.

Um,

that's really

big.

Orange juice.

Oh, onion rings!

This is better than anything

in Japan.

Trying to help Danny make forearm gains.

How? With HP Source.

No,

no, no, no.

My mum said, got rice soup

in the rice cooker. Um, I'd rather have

bacon and egg sandwich, but thanks.

Rice soup sounds

disgusting.

Oh, the market is open now. I forgot it

should be open. Oh no,

it's not open until half an hour.

You gotta have a good lunch before the

trading day opens up.

Nearly finished, huh?

I think HP sauce is just brown sauce.

Look, the best bit about bacon sandwich is

when you got this little bit sticking out.

When I was working at a petrol station, I

would tear this little bit off and nibble

on it.

When I was making the bacon sandwiches,

they always have a bit sticking out and

I'd be like Well, it looks nicer if I take

that bit off. Looks more aesthetic, and

then I'd have this bit. Mine.

I feel sick.

Why does it taste so good and then I'm

just so sick of this flavor now?

Excuse me.

I would never buy food that was contacted

by Daniel. Yeah, but you wouldn't know,

would you? You'd go into the shop, you

wouldn't know if I'm in the kitchen. It's

not like it says made by Daniel with my

face on it.

Okay,

finished.

Oh, this orange is so good. It's full of

sugar.

He threw water all over the floor. No, I

dried the plate. I was throwing it to get

rid of the water.

The water will evaporate.

Okay, let's look for Pushkin.

So annoying, I can't go over there or over

there because the Wi-Fi is not good. When

I get my Wi-Fi extender, I should be able

to go anywhere. Where's Pushkin?

I want to give him a treat. Oh, was that

Amazon? I just saw the Amazon van. Maybe

he's coming soon.

Maybe I can get it during the stream.

Where are his treats?

Um, oh, it's over there. Hold on.

Push in.

I've got treats.

Your house is so big.

It's not that big. I mean, if you go onto

Google Satellite and you look at the

houses in my neighborhood, our house is

the smallest house on the street. There's

some massive houses on this street. Even

the caravan's bigger than ours.

This room, no one uses this room ever,

even though it's a nice room with a nice

sofa. I used to sit in here with Mila when

it was lockdown. We would watch Netflix on

So originally the kitchen, the kitchen

wall used to end where this counter is,

so it was like just this thin corridor

like that.

I'll give you a house tour. So originally

the kitchen just came up to here, so it's

just this bit, and this door wasn't here.

This didn't used to be the front door.

This used to be a pantry, this little

area. So there was a door here and it went

into my grandfather's pantry. My dad

turned this bit into the main door. The

main door used to be over there. I don't

know why my dad changed it. Oh, it's

Amazon guy coming. The Amazon van stopped

Oh my God, I think he's coming. Oh, he's

coming, he's coming! Hide!

Can he see me?

I can hear.

Oh, he, he came! Ah, my Wi-Fi,

it came! I got my parcel.

Oh my God, I didn't think it would come so

soon. I could use it now and then

we could do a whole house stream.

Look, I got this.

Wow, it looks cool.

I hate this plastic on it. Uh, if they're

going to put plastic around it, at least

make it easy to open.

Yeah, I got the Wi-Fi extender so

I can stream all over the house and maybe

outside if it's that powerful.

Come on, open!

Whoa, look at that! It looks like

cyberistic walkie-talkie.

Okay, so how do I set it up? I've never

used one of these before.

It looks cool.

So you plug that in, I guess.

Um, connect Wi-Fi named QuoloCom.

It looks pretty cool, doesn't it?

I wish my phone had a big antenna on it,

then I'd get better signal.

It says connect Wi-Fi named Qualocom XX.

Open browser, input 192.168.

It sounds complicated.

Yeah, I'm guessing you gotta pair it with

the router. How'd you do

that? It says step 1,

plug in, wait till all indicators light

up. Okay, where should I plug it in? I'm

thinking I plug it in there.

What do you think?

I don't know if that's a good place to

plug it in. Okay,

it's plugged in. Now what?

My house is so big, that's why I need it.

Step— what?

What is setup with WPS?

Plug in, wait for all indicators turn

solid blue, press WPS button for

1 to 2 seconds. Within 50 seconds, press

WPS on the router. Probably be supportive

of you borrowing Cami's car. You can keep

the windows up while eating McDonald's.

Dave wouldn't roll down the windows. You

can save up for Tesla. Ben Smith.

Tesla. Ben Smith. Didn't hear it.

You can keep the windows up while you

sleep. How's with the GPS button? You

wouldn't roll down the windows. You can

save on your Tesla. Ben Smith.

Don't understand.

Borrow my mom's car, city Uber.

Don't think it should let me. I have to

buy my own. I have to get a Tesla.

Okay, so how do I set this up?

Um.

Oh, it's so confusing. I don't understand

it. So I press

the WPS button on the device and the

Make sure your router has WPS function.

What if it doesn't?

What is repeater mode? Setup steps for

repeater mode.

Um, let me go and check the roots. How

about borrowing money from Papa Dave

Gibson? He would be more than happy to

help his new son Daniel out.

Oh, I found it! I found it's on the side

of the router, and then press it here

And then what?

It says press it on there, then signal

indicator will blink 30 seconds. During

this period, repeater will connect to your

router, lamp will start blinking. All

indicators turn solid blue while set up

successfully.

Connect Wi-Fi XXX.

Go press

it again.

Oh, so confusing.

The route is upstairs by my bedroom.

See if I can connect to it.

Oh!

2G and 5G, which one?

5G. Enter the— oh, I'll go upstairs to see

the password.

Keeps saying wrong password. What's the

password then? Um, I think it said

on Yeah, I said

password Wi-Fi. 50-year-old asked Japan

guy just surpassed you in subs and views

in only 2 months. What have you been

doing, Daniel? Your channel is trash.

I don't

It keeps

saying incorrect password.

Connect Wi-Fi. Password is the Wi-Fi

password. Your routers. Example 123

Wi-Fi.

Existing Wi-Fi name.

Oh, I gotta do the password and then -5G,

I think. I don't think this is written—

I think it's like Chinese products and the

English is weird.

Um,

try again.

P-I-Y, and then dash 2G.

Incorrect. Fuck's sake.

Oh, oh, it's connected now.

I guess I put it in wrong. Interesting.

Yeah, I must have put the wrong case in.

Okay, so usually when I sit over there,

I don't have any internet when I have

dinner. So see if I have internet now.

Oh,

nice! Oh wow, it works! I got

internet!

The house Wi-Fi internet doesn't show up,

but the extender Wi-Fi shows up. And it's

full strength. So now I need to connect my

stream phone to that thing,

because if I walk over there, it's

definitely going to disconnect the stream.

Can I use the extender, connect it to my

phone as a hotspot instead of using the

house Wi-Fi?

Yeah, my phone— does a phone hotspot have

WPS? I don't think it does.

Yeah, I'd have to get a router to put my

SIM card in. All this fussing

about, I should just get a Starlink. This

costs £50. I could have got a Starlink

dish for £300. Phone doesn't

have WPS. Well, I guess I'll use

my house Wi-Fi for now. Okay, I'm gonna

try and switch my phone, log it into the

extender, and maybe I can go out into the

Okay, hold on, it's probably gonna eff.

Actually, wait, wait a minute.

The stream is not streaming from my phone.

It's streaming from my laptop, which is

Oh my God! I'm so stupid. I didn't even

need the extender.

Wait, or do I?

Oh no!

This phone has to be on the same network

as the laptop.

My stream isn't streaming from this phone,

it's streaming from my laptop. This phone

is just sending the video feed to my

laptop.

So how far away from the laptop go until—

because I should be able to—

why must I go over here? Because this is

the dead spot.

What happened?

Testing.

It's kind of laggy because Because

this phone is using the house Wi-Fi to

connect to the laptop, and the house

Wi-Fi, that's a dead spot there.

Um, I'm thinking if I connect this phone

to the repeater, it would then be on a

different network, or is it counted as the

same network? I'll just try anyway, see

what happens. Hold on.

Wow, it's very strong down here with the

repeater. Okay, we're putting the password

on.

Is it streaming?

Testing. Testing. What does it sound like?

Testing. What does it sound like?

This sounds like stuttering now. Testing.

What does it sound like? Sounds like

stuttering now.

It sounds

fine, really. It's all stuttery.

It sounds fine, really. It's all stuttery.

Well, it's connected to Beta now. Should

be able to go over here, shouldn't I?

And it's kind of laggy.

Testing.

It's not very good.

It's not very good.

Don't understand why didn't it work.

You know what I think it might be?

Maybe I'm too far away from the computer

physically.

Uh, I don't know if this was a good idea.

But now we're going to be moving away from

the extender.

Moving away from the center.

Mama, why are you sneezing?

Put the laptop on the, the tree ass.

I can't move the laptop because it's

plugged into all my monitors and stuff.

Testing, testing,

testing, testing.

Look, now the camera's laggy because the

camera's connected to the downstairs

repeater. I look like I'm really

fast-forward moving. The phone is

connected to the repeater extender

downstairs now, which is really far away.

I think the only point of using the

extender is if I streamed off the phone,

not off my laptop.

Why is there shit everywhere piled in the

halls? Because my mum doesn't want to put

stuff away. I don't know what that massive

box is outside my room. It's just like a

big box of clothing. You wasted £50.

Well, no, because now I've got internet in

dead spots of the house.

I gotta switch my phone back to the

normal Wi-Fi now. Hold on.

Yeah, the repeater signal is really weak

up here. I've got to connect it back to

the normal Wi-Fi.

There.

Um, yeah, I don't understand.

I think I would have to stream off my

phone. For the extender to actually be

working properly.

Oh, I got a dono. Play again.

The 50-year-old Ask Japan guy just

surpassed you in subs and views in only 2

months. What have you been doing, Daniel?

Your channel is trash. I don't even know

who this Ask Japan guy is. Yeah, a lot of

channels surpassed me in just a few

months. It's not my fault my stupid

channel was shadowbanned or something.

Um, no, it wasn't a waste because

now I should get Wi-Fi in the garden,

but I can't really test it today because

today's a laptop stream. I would have to

do a new stream On my phone.

What's a Cat5 cable? See,

now it's not lagging at all. Nice and

smooth. Make a new channel?

I have like 15 YouTube channels.

If you make rubbish content, It doesn't

matter how many channels you put the

rubbish content on, it's not going to get

views. I don't think it's the channels

that's the problem. My content just sucks.

That's the problem. You could put my

content on MrBeast's channel and get crap

views. Imagine I start putting my content

on MrBeast's channel. It'd probably kill

his channel too.

Surprise, surprise, I suck at another

thing. Who'd have thought it? Imagine me

actually not sucking at anything.

I thought for a few years, wow, I'm really

good at making YouTube videos. And then

when all the, like, beginner's luck wore

off, I realized actually I suck. Everyone

thinks I suck.

I can get views if I change my content. I