2nd day with no Job...

I'm just getting some caffeine.

I need my caffeine. Testing caffeine.

Wow, my hair looks better the day after I

shower it. I don't know why.

Weird. Okay, hmm, is my life getting

better? Nope. Not really,

not really a good day.

Um.

So yeah, I didn't go to work today because

I'm still banned from the apps and have

had no messages from the boss.

He probably forgot or something, I don't

know. Don't know who's delivering my

parcels then. I'm guessing he

hasn't had a reply, which is why he hasn't

replied to me. I don't care, I don't

really want to go to work anymore anyway.

The plan was— listen, the plan

at Christmas was that I was gonna stop

doing delivery work. I got banned from

Amazon and I thought, I don't care if I

get banned from Amazon because I hate this

job. And I was gonna start to wean myself

off of doing delivery work and come back

and do YouTube properly. That was the

plan. And then I ended up moving here.

And I needed money, so I got the other

delivery job. So I'm

thinking we just go back to what Plan A

was, which was I was gonna stop doing this

work anyway,

which is why I had to break up with Sunny,

because she wanted me to stop doing

YouTube and focus on getting full-time

work, which is not what I want to do. I

want to not do full-time work and focus on

YouTube, so We just had different

ambitions, I guess, because I can't do

this delivery work. I hate it. It sucks.

So many stupid people out there.

Explain how your job works.

Well, you need an app, so you scan the

parcels in and then it shows you where to

deliver them. And then you also get

ratings and you've got a dashboard that

says your driver performance. So mine was

below at risk because I basically don't

deliver anything on time. I probably

deliver 50% of the stuff on time, mainly

because I'm just so quick that I end up

getting to the houses too early and I

don't want to sit there waiting for 10,

20 minutes when I could just be smashing

out parcels. I'm not sitting there in my

car for half an hour.

So I just say whatever, and I just, I put

the parcel there and I leave. I don't care

if it's too early. I mean, who cares if

it's 10 minutes early? So my performance

rating has been terrible because I don't

deliver half the parcels on time, and also

I do other tricks. I've got my whole bunch

of tricks like a GPS spoof so I don't have

to walk down lanes, and then I just dump

it at the entrance of the gate. And they

don't like that. I got one review who

said, he just left it at the gate and it

got wet and we didn't know it was there

until the next day. Number 1, get a parcel

box. Number 2, maybe get a camera.

Number 3, get effed.

I'm not walking down your stupid

farm lane, walking through a muddy field

just to get to your stupid house. Why is

your house a mile away from the road?

Just put a parcel box then. It's not hard.

Just get a plastic box, put a label on it,

says parcels.

Yeah, I can't be bothered to put the

parcel— put it in the parcel box if it's

got like a fiddly lid with a brick on top,

because now I've got to put down

everything. I've got to put my phone back

in my pocket so I can

two-hand the parcel box and then put

everything in and then put Put the lid

back on, then pick up my phone again. So

annoying. My phone's really annoying to

unlock. The fingerprint scanner on the

S10+ is terrible. It just does— half the

time it doesn't recognize my fingerprint,

and the facial unlock sometimes works.

So I'd rather not have to lock my phone.

If I don't lock it and I put it back in my

pocket, then I accidentally press the

Yeah, well, if you had to deliver 100 to

200 parcels a day, you aren't going to

deliver every single damn parcel perfectly

either, are you? Yeah, it's easy to do

like 1 or 2 parcels and then you got to do

100 and you just, you want to get it done

as quickly as possible and go home. Not

doing everything by protocol. That's why

you cut corners because you got freaking

hundreds of parcels to deliver.

No, the manager didn't message me today,

so I'm guessing he doesn't know what's

going on. I didn't get an email from

headquarters either,

so yeah, I don't know. It's just really

annoying to

not know why you've been banned. I'm

guessing they, they are like investigating

me or something. Oh, I did get an email

saying that QVC have opened an inquiry

about one of my deliveries.

These inquiries relate to the location

where the parcels were left.

Parcels with inquiries are significantly

more likely to lead to unaccepted claims

if the photo evidence doesn't support a

safe and compliant delivery.

I don't even know what that means.

Isn't that good? That isn't an accepted

claims. What does accepted claims mean?

And then it's got a picture of my picture

where I left it. What's wrong with that?

Look.

No, I put the— I put the box— I

put the box in front of the door. What's

wrong with that? Idiots. Where the hell am

I supposed to put it? Up your backside?

Oh, he put the box in front of the door.

Shut up, stupid idiot.

This is so annoying. It's like, oh, this

is your job. Your job is to deliver

parcels to the customer's front door. Oh,

you leave it by the front door? Oh,

you've got an inquiry open now. He must be

punished. So annoying.

I hate this job. It's so stupid.

The job is to leave parcels at the

customer's house, and then you get in

trouble for leaving parcels at the

customer's house.

He is so stupid.

They got the parcel, didn't they? What?

Who cares?

Stupid QVC. QVC kept whining about where I

left the parcels. I left it behind her

car. There's this one woman, she orders

like, I don't know, 5 boxes from QVC

almost every day, and I just stack them

up, I put them behind the car, and I take

a pic. A picture of it.

And she gets the parcels every day.

What's the problem?

Everyone's getting the parcels. I don't

see what the problem is.

I don't even know what QVC is. QVC next.

Shane Sheen. River something.

All these Adidas stupid shoes and

stuff. Everyone's got money to blow on

junk they don't need.

Oh, I got some stories for you. Once,

once it's been fully confirmed that I've

been fired, I've got some wild stories.

You won't believe what I did. With one of

the past. Oh my God, it's so good.

Now just let the sand settle

first a bit and then I'll leak the story.

It's really wild.

It involves— no,

I can't say.

It involves— not

a secret. It has to be one of my

finest stunts, I have to say.

Not a secret. Just make sure this job is

well and truly finished with and leave it

for a few months, and then I'll start

spilling the beans.

They'll never know it's me.

I spent all morning cleaning my shower

today. It's so disgusting. I got this

special cleaning tool and basically it's

like a jet washer and I jet washed in the

shower or like in between the gaps and

stuff and All this brown, black bits

started coming out. Endless. It was just

endless. I was spraying it and washing it

down and spraying it and washing it down.

God, I don't know whose DNA is in there.

Disgusting. I cleaned that shower good for

like 2 hours. Then I cleaned

the oven. I managed to, you know, the oven

door was completely brown. And I managed

to completely clean it, and now the glass

is completely clean. It's so good. I

didn't even use it. I used the oven like

twice. It can't have been me. They didn't

even clean this place before I moved in.

Yeah, you know, there's like little gaps

around the shower base,

like where, where the plastic meets the

metal or something. There's like gaps in

it. All this gunge gets stuck up there.

Skin cell— dead skin cells.

Disgusting.

So I spent all morning cleaning my shower

and my oven.

Yeah, showers get really gross. You really

got to just take a day And then go have a

look at your shower and look in the

corners and the edges of where the shower

base is. It's disgusting. Oh God.

Get all the little nooks and crannies.

Just blast all the dirt out.

What did I use to clean the oven? This

pressure washer thingy.

Mold spray. Well, that will loosen it up,

but it's not gonna make it disappear. You

still got to flush it out.

So disgusting. And then it was so— the

weather was so nice today, it was like 24

degrees. I had the doors open, I was in my

conservatory, cooked some ramen.

So nice. It kind of— the smell in the

air when it's warm, it's got this smell.

It reminded me a bit of Thailand. Feeling

of the warm air. Oh, it's so nice.

It's a shit job anyway. Yeah, I know. I

still don't know how much I'm gonna get

paid for April. I didn't get an invoice.

I'm thinking maybe because I'm banned they

didn't send me an invoice. Better send me

So I got paid £900 for March, but that

included the £150 bonus starter pay.

So without that, wouldn't it be £750?

And then minus electricity costs and stuff

like I had to buy a spare tyre. I probably

profit like £500 after electricity and

then the tyre. The tyre got punctured

because of the stupid job. They probably

profited, net profit, like £500 end of the

£7.50 for about 3 hours a day,

for 3 to 4 hours a day.

And that's not including fuel costs. My

electricity bill is going to be insane.

My electricity bill is like £150 for a

And then you damage your car and then you

got to pay for that too. You get a

puncture, you got to buy a new tire, you

wear down your tires. Oh my God. How do

you even make money doing this?

It's just such a stupid job.

I wouldn't mind doing it, but then they,

they banned me, didn't they? For the

dumbest reasons ever. Okay, you gotta find

another driver then. Idiots.

They must cycle through so many drivers

because the pay's rubbish. You destroy

your vehicle and then you get these dumb

complaints. Paying me 50

pence per parcel. Load of rubbish.

So I'm guessing I'm, I'm done because I

don't know why they would just disable my

account like that with no word and no

warning. Must have done something pretty

bad. I still don't even know why

Probably because I didn't follow a single

rule. All my photos were just bollocks.

Sometimes I just took a photo of my foot.

And I pressed okay. Or I don't know, like

I took a photo of the parcel, I put it

down, the customer came and took it, and

then the app crashed. So then I've got to

take the photo again, but I've already

given them the parcel, so I just take a

picture of my hand.

No, no word from the manager.

I don't follow rules. When are

people going to get it? You do not tell me

what to do, ever. It will not end well for

you. Trust me, I will destroy you.

Whoever dare think you can order me about,

I will fuck you up big time.

No prisoners. Don't ever

tell me what to do.

Bitch. That's what you get.

You can try and maybe I'll play along,

but I'll be building resentment. And then

when I have the opportunity for revenge,

I will strike. Strike hard

Yeah, well, I took full advantage of my

job for as long as I could. Oh wow,

thanks, Crypt Cutie.

Hmm, I wouldn't mind a donut actually with

Look, life is not worth living if you have

to follow the rules. Rules are for idiots.

Rules, apart from, you know,

the law, like stopping people from killing

each other, most rules are stupid and dumb

and don't make any sense. Like driving the

bus lane for 2 seconds, £100 fine.

Idiotic.

I'm not paying that fine. My mum paid for

it. I was only in the bus lane for like 3

seconds and then they fucking fined me

£100. Or, I don't know, £30 or

something. Overstayed in

the car park for 10 minutes, fined me

£100. It's so stupid, all this.

Rules, rules, rules.

My goal in life is to break as many rules

as I can without getting sent to jail. I

think that's like my goal in life, like to

just say F rules, break as many as you can

within reason. I will take every

single opportunity to break every single

rule I can.

That's my— that's like my goal in life.

I'm a rule breaker and a risk taker.

No more coffee.

Yeah, so a really nice day today. I don't

know what I'm gonna do with my life now.

I guess I've got every day off, so I'm

thinking— hmm,

I don't know really.

I really want to start spamming out gaming

channel videos, but I don't know what

about, and I'm scared to buy the game and

actually play it. Like, Monster Hunter was

a big flop. Cost me £60.

Um, putting videos out on the main channel

instead of streaming is a waste of time.

For the video to make more money than a

stream, it's got to get like 15,000 views,

which is just not going to happen.

So it will never make sense to make a

video over a stream. And I can't do a

stream and a video in the same day on the

same channel. I mean, I could. I guess

there's people who only watch the videos,

so then I'll put out a video for them and

then I'll stream after I posted it. But

it's a bit much, isn't it?

So ideally I want to find something to

spam on the second channel. When's Switch

2 coming out? June. Oh, it's ages away.

No, I think the delivery driving stuff's

done. I just really don't want to get

another job delivery driving. I hate it.

No rules for Daniel. Er, stop hating and

start admiring. Yes, respect my

authority.

Oh wow, thanks, Jordan.

Danny, I'm sorry I cheated on you with

Alan Rickman. How dare you!

I think OnlyFans is really my only hope to

increase my income.

I didn't do anything for OnlyFans today.

I thought I was going to, like, try

promotional activities. I didn't do

anything. I took a trade on stock market

and it didn't go well, and I've just been

staring at it all day in paralysis.

I need to post— I need to post like a clip

or montage of my best stuff and put it on

Pornhub and hope it goes viral, and then

like watermark my OnlyFans into it and

hope that brings in some traffic. And I

also need to try some promotional

stuff on Instagram because I've got 7,000

followers on Instagram. Might be able to

get a couple of those over to OnlyFans.

How much longer is the house contract?

The house contract is forever until

either I or the landlord wants it to

change. Technically, it's,

um, until July,

but it says after July it will turn into a

monthly rolling basis unless

agreed otherwise between the tenant and

the landlord.

The guy's getting an easy £900 a month for

doing nothing. I think he's pretty happy.

God, I wish I was a landlord. You

literally make money from someone else

working and giving you the money, and then

you don't have to do anything as long as

the house isn't falling apart. I mean,

there's nothing wrong with the house,

so he's got nothing to worry about. It's

in good hands. Trust me, his house

is being well taken care of. Don't you

worry. Daniel J. Lord has

your house in good hands.

But yeah, it's pretty cool. You know, you

just buy a house, get a tenant, and then

they work and you get their money. It's

like the ultimate don't have to do

anything way of making money, isn't it?

All you do is you got to have the money

upfront to buy a house in the first place.

Or do a buy-to-let mortgage and

then pray that you get such a great tenant

like myself who won't wreck the house.

It's so funny that the only check they do

is stupid income check. They don't do like

an interview or meeting. I could be

anyone. I could be a gay guy on OnlyFans

shoving stuff up my backside. He doesn't

know. All they know is that in 2022 I

made $18K and I have $9K in my bank

savings. Yeah, sure I do.

Did they confirm if you were fired yet?

No, I haven't heard anything, but I'm

guessing I'm fired. And I wouldn't really

be bothered. I actually quite like not

having to go and deliver 100 parcels.

Screw that place. So should

I sell my car or what? If I'm not gonna do

delivery work anymore, I don't really need

a super efficient car anymore. I feel like

I could go to the dealership and just say,

look, just give me the cheapest car. I'll

give you mine and then you give me some

money, like £7,000.

But the thing is, okay, having a big lump

sum of money come in would be nice. But

really, the real goal should be to create

sustainable ways of making more income,

not just having like a random one lump sum

that is never going to happen again. So I

don't really feel like selling the car

means anything because I don't desperately

need 7 or 8K, and even,

even if I suddenly got 7 or 8K, it's not

gonna last forever, is it? It will last a

couple months maybe, so, and then I'll not

have a car. So I think,

yeah, the real issue is I need to increase

my income, not just get a one random

So although 5 or 6 or 7K would be nice,

it's not really going to help. What would

help is I need to increase sources of

income. I watched,

um, there was like a clip of Ice and Kim

They did a stream recently. Kimberly

looks— don't know, her face looks very

puffy. Apparently she got lip filler,

Botox, and a nose job. Jesus Christ. She

looked fine when I saw her in real life.

She looked fine. I don't know why she got

all this stuff done. Now she looks weird.

She looks like one of those, like in those

Korean RPG games where you got a female

character, like an Inzoi character.

Yeah, Ice was saying that iDubbbz messaged

him, invited him to the clash thing.

Apparently iDubbbz did the content nuke on

H3H3 and got 7 million views. Jesus,

I thought his channel was dead. It is— you

see, the thing is, his channel wasn't

dead. That's not the reason why his views

tanked, is because he stopped making the

content that people loved. But then when

he went back to the content that people

loved It got the views he used to get

again. What do you get?

6.6 million views. Jesus.

But it seems like people still don't like

It is a shame how he turned out. Anissa

definitely ruined him. That's what women

do, don't they? They come into your life,

they make it seem all magical and amazing,

and then they deliver ultimatums. And then

by then you're in too deep and you're like

in love, so you accept the ultimatums

because you feel like nothing's worse than

losing her. Even though it makes you

miserable having to accept the ultimatum.

But you think that losing her would be

worse than accepting the ultimatum. As

someone who accepted the ultimatum and

then reversed on it, I can easily say I

feel less miserable now than when I

accepted the ultimatum. I'm— yeah,

okay, I'm lonely now and I don't get sex,

but at least I'm free to do what I want

and I've got money coming in now.

And I've, I've stood by my principles and

I've maintained my self-respect. I felt so

annoyed because I felt so strongly about

my principles, you know, like not getting

a job, not getting bullied off the

internet, sticking through to YouTube,

sticking it with YouTube. And then because

I accepted the ultimatum, I felt like I

failed to stand up for my own beliefs.

So if I can't even stand up for my own

beliefs, then how is anyone going to stand

up for them? I felt like I failed as a

man. Just felt, felt wrong in every sense.

I abandoned my core message.

Oh, my trade's going better. So I've

short— I shorted gold pre-market because

I, I thought I saw a setup and I thought,

okay, US 500, it's tanking, but it's going

to reverse here. And when it does, gold is

going to start coming down. Problem is US

500 did reverse. I was correct, but gold

kept going up too. But now it looks like

it's coming down. It's so annoying. I

should have just gone long US 500 instead

of going short gold. I thought if I go

short gold, it would take advantage of US

500 going up.

For some reason it didn't. Usually it

trades inversely, but not always. I guess

that's my lesson. Yeah, Traveling Trader

was a bit annoying today. He was like,

oh, I think I see a short on gold. Oh no,

actually I see a long on gold now because

it didn't do this thing I thought it was

going to do. Oh, it's not. If it closes

below this, and I think I see a short.

Oh, actually I think I see it. He kept

flip-flopping. Make up your mind. And he's

like, oh, US dollars, uh, tanking. I

cannot short gold here.

It was just annoying. I had to turn it

off. He just says, oh, I see a long. And

then it doesn't happen, and then he'll go,

oh, because it didn't do the thing that I

needed to do to confirm a long.

Also, his Google option— he was— he put a

Google call option and it's not doing

well, and he's about to get stopped out,

I think. Where's Google at?

Google's at $156. I think he put his stop

loss like $155. And he,

he— I think he bought the calls at like

160, so I don't

know how much he's lost from that.

Yeah, there's a lot of ifs. If this

happens, if that happens.

So yeah, I haven't really— I'm just

sitting in this gold trade.

It did make profit twice, I didn't take

it, and then it just bounced straight back

Am I going to break lease and move back to

Lord Manor? No, I'm not.

I'm gonna use the power of manifestation

and I'm gonna create a strong foothold

with my own house and a car, and I'm gonna

attract and manifest a cute young hot girl

into my life. I'm like the flower

attracting the bee. If I go back to my

mum's house, I won't be able to get a

girlfriend, and then if I do get a

girlfriend, I'll have to move again to

live with the girlfriend. So why go

back one step, get the girlfriend, and

have to step forward twice again when I've

already made one step forward? So yeah,

like if you get a girlfriend, you ideally

want a place of your own where you can

live together with, not bring them over to

your mum's house. So since I've already

put in all the work and effort to get a

place of my own, Even though I lost the

girlfriend, the end goal is still to get a

girlfriend. It makes no sense to,

um, to ditch everything I've worked hard

for. It was not easy getting a rental

place and making the move, and I do really

like it here. It's a lot better than Kent.

Kent is horrible. I would not want to live

in Kent. Chavs everywhere,

expensive, busy roads,

police everywhere, motorways. Traveling

Trader is only slightly more profitable

than you. He's a buffoon. Share some of

his Discord chats with us so we can have a

good laugh together. He's a

multi-millionaire. Probably not from

trading though. It's probably from

YouTube. These financial gurus. They

always start off as, you know, not too

badly. They're quite well off because

they're financial gurus, but the financial

wealth always explodes thanks to YouTube.

Like Graham Stephan made bulk of his money

from his YouTube channel, not from his

financial genius.

Traveling Trader. I've done some

calculations based on his prices and how

many members he has. I calculate he's made

at least several millions from his Discord

server. There's 3,000+

lifetime members. Lifetime membership is

$3,600. That's nearly a million

dollars. Although he'd probably have to

pay 50% taxes.

You should become a guru like that. Yeah,

guys, join my $100 a month Discord. You

get my trade alerts. Just do the opposite

of what I do and you're guaranteed to make

money. Like today,

I told everyone, yeah, I'm going short

gold. If you just went long gold, you

would have made money.

Do the opposite of what you were gonna do,

but then it invalidates it. It's, it only

works if I'm actually genuine about my

intentions. And then the opposite of that

will happen. The universe knows when

What makes you think you'll make any

money? Uh,

because I don't

The idea is your losses are way smaller

than your wins, so you can take on 3

losses and make 1 win, and you'll be

profitable. That is the theory. But my

losses always end up becoming massive

because I keep moving my stop loss.

And then my wins become tiny because I get

scared and then I take profits quickly.

So then my losses start eclipsing my wins.

And that is why the rich do not stay

Now I'm gonna just stay in my short, my

gold short overnight if I have to.

The problem is it's like making an inverse

head and shoulders pattern,

and there's basically no setup here

anymore. There's like no setup. The setup

is my original setup didn't work out and

I'm pissed and I'm just gonna long it. I

mean, short— long hold it overnight

because that usually fixes the problem.

A lot of times you get a losing trade,

just hold it overnight, wake up the next

day and you've fixed it. Get rid of your

stop loss. Things always change overnight.

Am I not scared about my future?

Not really, because I've

been scared before and things always

worked out fine, didn't they?

Past experience leads you to believe that

you didn't really have to worry about

You've been trading since 2020, haven't

made any money. Actually, uh, in my

long-term portfolio I made several

thousand pounds after losing

the obvious £10,000, but that was just

from 2 bad trades. I've had way more

successful trades than unsuccessful

trades. It's just my unsuccessful trades

have being very big.

Do I trade crypto? Yeah, I got a couple

hundred in Ethereum. I bought some more

recently.

No, I've had, I don't know, 80% win rate

probably. It's just the losses I had were

very big and wiped me out.

But yeah, I have made money over the past

few years since the losses. My portfolio

So if I just gave up on trading, I would

not have this extra couple thousand pounds

I have. It would be like, okay, we'll

allow you to go back in time and not

trade. So you give up those couple

thousands in your bank account. So it

would not be good if I didn't trade.

It has benefited me.

My dad's inheritance was not $45K.

It was $20K, and I lost about $10K.

Just do OnlyFans. I am doing OnlyFans.

Stop telling me to do things I'm already

doing. I can do OnlyFans and I can do

Dump your wins into Bitchcoin.

Yeah, sometimes I just feel like, oh my

God, this Barrick Gold stupid stock

doesn't move at all. All these other

stocks getting like 20% gains. Just dump

it all and then I put all the money, YOLO

it into— I don't know if there's a

Bitcoin ETF on Freetrade.

Crypto, Crypto and Blockchain

ACC.

Bitcoin. No, there's no crypto ETF on

Freetrade. They've got Coinbase,

Riot, Mara, and MicroStrategy.

I'd probably just take it all out of

Freetrade, put it all into Revolut because

Revolut has Bitcoin.

I just feel like this Barrick Gold thing

is going nowhere. Gold hit all-time highs

and it's not moving. Barrick Gold's like

stuck at $19. It's got earnings coming

out next week.

If it does well in earnings, I'm just

going to sell it all. If it tanks on

earnings, then I'm fucked.

Has he looked into renting out his car?

Yeah, do you think I can do what GoHerping

does and use Turo? Because we have that in

the UK. It's just that they would have to

come to my house to pick up the car

because I can't drop off the house. I

can't drop off the car and then walk back

to my house and I don't have anyone to

help give me a lift.

Turkish invasion is over. We're still,

still getting a few trickling through.

I feel like the Turkish girls are gone

though.

I got so many DMs from girls on Instagram

when the Turkey Tom video came and I only

replied to a couple.

Mm, this one said, hi, you're cute.

Mm, nah, she's not really my type. I

probably won't reply then.

No, Turkey Tom did not bless me with

pussy, unfortunately.

God, gold is just not going down.

Come on, just go down.

Why is it just hovering in the air like an

idiot? Is it hot

where I am? Yeah, it's really nice. 23

degrees. I sat in the conservatory for a

bit, nearly fell asleep. So relaxing.

Apart from all the stupid flies. They keep

flying in, they fly back out again. Or

they get stuck in the conservatory. I

don't know why they just home in and fly

into my conservatory when they could fly

anywhere in the world and they just

accidentally fly into a little glass glass

box.

It's really

nice. I wish I had barbecue and a beer,

hot girl to enjoy it with, get a blowjob.

I want to have like burger and then drink

some beer and get my dick sucked in the

sun and then nut. That's like the best

afternoon ever. Could have had it.

If only the fight didn't happen until a

month or two later. That's all it would

have taken to get, to get

until this point without breaking up.

This is so annoying. Like, so close to the

good weather, and then now I'm alone

again. Such a waste. Went through

all that pain and suffering through the

Could have been banging in the garden.

All that effort wasted. We should all get

Togba on a Zoom call one day.

Maybe. I just find it boring because I

wouldn't be able to endlessly rant, and

then I'd have to listen to other people

talk. Which is boring. I'm not streaming

so I can listen to people talk.

And then you might be boring and you might

just keep going on and on about your own

boring life and I'm like, uh-huh, uh-huh,

uh-huh. And then I've got to try and kick

you off politely. I probably find you

really boring and then I don't want to be

rude. And then I'll be trying

to find an opportunity to say, well, it

was fun, but you know, and it'll be really

awkward. Because now I've got to hide the

fact that I found you really annoying. So

yeah, it's probably not a good idea.

I have thought about, you know, it might

be nice to have a guest on stream.

You find everyone boring because you only

care about yourself? No, because everyone

is boring. Like, what's one interesting

thing about you?

Yeah, exactly.

Do you give me money? No. Do you give me

sex? No. So then what is interesting about

you? What do you provide that is of

interest? You don't provide sex, you don't

provide money, so you're not interesting.

There's nothing interesting about you that

benefits me in a way that I would care.

So yeah, you're boring. You're only not

boring if you can either give me money or

Those are the harsh truths,

unfortunately.

I'm just saying it like it is.

It's like when people When people small

talk with you and they're like, oh, how

was your day? Oh, me, me, me, me, me.

Pretending they care. They don't care.

They're only pretending they care because

they want something out of you. Either sex

or money, or they're just lonely and they

want companionship.

So then they pretend they care about your

boring life so they can get what they

want. They don't really. No one really

cares.

Cake didn't leave me. We talked last

night. She just says she's not feeling

well.

We're still in massive love.

She calls me Daddy Daniel.

She's my little girl.

We're gonna have all the sex in Canadia

coming soon.

We're gonna be having that sex so much.

God's sake, why is US dollar ripping but

gold is not tanking? Fucking hell.

If I just went long SPY because I thought

it was going to bounce off the 4-hour

value gap, why don't I just go long SPY?

Why did I stay in my short gold? God's

sake, that was like a 20% move.

Oh my God, that would have made me like

£4. Why is gold not tanking?

If SPY rips, gold should tank.

Too late now to get in the SPY long.

There's barely any upside left.

It would have been a, a 7 to 1 risk-reward

ratio. No, 7 to 2. God, why didn't I

just go long?

Now I just gotta hope that gold tanks.

£4, that's, that's 50% of my portfolio.

I could have made it back over £10 today.

So close.

I went from £9, now down to £8.40.

We got 2 more days in the week and then

stupid weekends here.

I don't know, I might go to the beach on

the weekend and get a Cornish pasty.

I've wanted to go to the beach Pia

recommended me a good one. It looks quite

nice. It's just I don't know if I can be

bothered, and then I've got to pay parking

and buy food.

I might just clean my house. My new hobby

is like cleaning in my house.

Go to the beach alone. Yeah, got no

one to go with, do I?

It's about 50 minutes drive. Put on some

music, park my car up. I want to get

Cornish pasty in Cornwall because then

it'll be a real Cornish pasty. Parking is

probably like £4. Cornish pasty, £10.

Don't know. £7? How much is a Cornish

pasty? Get a beer? Oh no, maybe not a

beer if I'm driving.

I really want some garden furniture, like

a patio chair. I don't know,

I've already got a sofa in the

conservatory. Maybe I'll just sit in the

Shag an old mum. What a British one.

Nice and fat with mousy brown hair.

Hairy puss. Janine.

44-year-old Janine, the Cornish woman.

Hairy pussy. Gets wet just by

looking at her. She's like, oh Daniel,

you fucked my brains out.

And then as soon as I nut, I just pull out

and I'm like, okay, well, I'm going home

now. See ya.

But I thought we were having dinner

together, Danny. No, I've got plans.

Sorry, mate.

Janine the slag.

Have I watched Baby Reindeer? Yeah, I

watched it with Sunny in Japan in the

Tokyo apartment. Remember? I don't know if

I told you yet. You remember I was in

Tokyo in that apartment? I flew Sunny out

to Tokyo. I bought her a Shinkansen bullet

train ticket. Cost like ¥17,000.

I said, do you want to come to Tokyo? She

said, okay. So she came to Tokyo and she

stayed with me in that Tokyo apartment.

We watched Baby Reindeer.

Oh, the secret's coming out. And then

Faster was phoning me and she suspected

something. So she was like, open your

camera. I want to see your apartment. So I

had to get Sunny to hide in the closet. I

shoved Sae in the closet and then I was

walking around panning the camera about

saying, see, there's no one here.

Good times.

We went to Akihabara

and Shibuya. We went to Five

Guys in Shibuya. Or was it Shake Shack? I

forgot. One of those American places.

Yeah, good times.

Good times.

I felt— this feels like such a long time

ago now. At least I've got some good

memories from that Japan trip.

Sex. I had sex with like 4 different women

in Japan last year.

Still got it in me.

What's happening with cake? I don't know,

she says she's not feeling well, so she's

not been online.

No, I'm not doing prostitution. It's lame.

It doesn't count as sex if you had to pay

for it. Those are my rules.

You can't really brag about it if you paid

for it. That's silly. So you didn't get

it with skill, you, you cheated,

you paid money. That'd be like,

oh, I lost £5 in my trading account, I'm

just going to top it up with £5. So

pretend I didn't lose that. It's cheating.

You didn't make that £5 from trading.

You just put it in there from your other

income sources. The whole point of day

trading is you're supposed to show that

you can make money and not have to keep

adding money to it. You're supposed to

make money, not add money.

Your audio is cutting out. No, your

speakers are dying. You need to get a new

I can see the audio levels right in front

of me and they're going up and down

whenever I talk.

Testing. Your audio is cutting out. No,

your speakers are dying. See, it's fine.

Don't know what you're talking about.

Um, imagine if you cleared

your recycling bin. Imagine how different

things would be. Yeah, I know, it's so

annoying because we fixed the previous

fight and everything was good. And then it

all got ruined again just because of the

sex videos. I don't get why me having

some sex videos results— leads to me

having to quit YouTube. Like, how is that

even connected? It's like a punishment

for something that has nothing to do with

the punishment. It's like filming a dead

cockroach on YouTube and then getting

banned from streaming for 90 days. I think

if you've done something in a video that

violated TOS, then you should be banned

from making videos for 90 days, not

streaming. Why streaming? Because if I

only made videos, then I wouldn't care

about streaming, would I? You need—

because if I only made video— I

hate it when the punishment has nothing to

do with the crime.

I think she was, you know, thinking about

it for a long time, about the whole not

liking YouTube anymore, and was looking— I

think she was opportunistic and was

looking for a reason to suggest

stopping YouTube. And then

when she saw that I was really weak,

yeah, she thought she had the power, the

But no, I'll never quit YouTube.

I might try to or pretend to for a short

amount of time, but I'll always come back.

She should have tried to get me to

actually delete it. I think she

did, but I stood firm on that night and I

said, I don't want to delete it. And then

we were able to come to a compromise where

she just said, okay, just set the videos

to private. I said, okay, I can easily set

them back to public, so what's the point?

Because she's not impressed with the

money. She's not. I mean, no one's

impressed with it. She's not impressed

with having to destroy your life for

£1,000-ish a month. And she's not getting

any of it. It's just me getting it. But

she felt like her life was being destroyed

by it. Because people were calling her

Loggie. Okay,

that would have zero effect on your life

unless you just let it have an effect on

your life.

Things only have an effect on your life if

you let them.

It's all a mental game.

The only one deciding to be sad is you.

You can decide not to be sad. Just stop

I know someone who streams gives his wife

20% of all earnings, otherwise she won't

let him stream. Yeah, I mean,

if he's making lots of money and a

part of his content is talking about his

wife, then I guess it's fair.

My argument was I didn't give them money,

but I used the YouTube money for trips and

food expenses,

so they are benefiting from the money.

I think if you're a YouTuber, having a

partner is really hard unless you just

make, I don't know, tech videos or

something boring. I mean, look at iDubbbz

and Anisa. Their relationship and marriage

has been criticized by millions of people

all over the internet, with everyone

calling her a bitch and him a cuck.

Okay, Moody, distribute your band.

Because you keep saying F when the

stream's not effed.

But yeah, I mean, if you don't want the

relationship criticized on YouTube, then

don't Don't date a guy whose whole channel

is about his personal— what do you think

is going to happen? Go date, I don't know,

Dave2D, because all he does is talk about

stupid video games and laptops.

People know what content I make and then

they want to meet me and then they get

upset because then I talk about them.

What did you think was going to happen?

Idiots. What do you think I

talk about all the time? I talk about my

life and the people in it.

Of course I'm going to talk about you and

the viewers are going to either make fun

of it or appreciate it.

Or troll it.

Use your brains.

I don't want any more girls coming into my

life and then getting upset.

No more, please. Done with it.

If you can't handle a bit of name-calling

and people critiquing the

relationship, stuff like that, then don't

message me. Stay away.

If you can't handle it, don't get

involved.

I don't want to go through that again. I

don't want to go through the pain again.

Of all that. I don't want to

feel like, oh wow, I've got this girl,

she's great, she wants to be on the

channel and everything, and then she just

does a 180. Do not want to do that

again.

This is my warning to women.

I'll just find my own woman my own way

and, uh, not tell her about

my YouTube channel, and then we can talk

shit about her behind her back and she

And then by the time she finds out,

she'll be too in love with me to want to

break up, and I'll hide everything anyway.

My partner's okay with me doing YouTube as

I consider his feelings and boundaries.

Yeah, but if they do stupid stuff to piss

me off, then I have the right to bitch

about them.

All boundaries are fair game if you annoy

me.

These are the rules of war. If you don't

respect my boundaries, I won't respect

your boundaries.

I will destroy you.

Didn't destroy ice.

Uh, ice didn't really annoy me that much.

Nothing annoys me more than being accused

of being a bad boyfriend for doing things

that are really silly and insignificant.

I think I'm a pretty good boyfriend.

Do you think everyone you've known is

better off for leaving you?

Well, I guess you could say that.

Like, Chihiro is not being cheated on

anymore, I guess. I mean, I don't know,

Sushi Vlogs cheated on her, didn't he?

Someone said that Sushi Vlogs cheated on

Chihiro, so maybe she's not that much

better off without me. It's just people

don't know now.

Yeah, I mean, I guess most women probably

are feeling better after it's over with me

because I do have a lot of fighting and

problems with women when I'm with them,

usually because of the YouTube channel,

things I say, you know, like mentioning

exes or sex with someone 2 years ago,

they get upset over this stuff.

Why can't I just talk about sex with my

ex-wife and then not have my current

girlfriend get upset about it? Is that so

much to ask for?

I don't know why they think anything I say

on stream matters. I'm just Like randomly

verbally diarrhearing. Nothing I say

actually holds any significance.

I flip-flop on what I say all the time.

It's just noise. I just— I gotta come on

stream and then I gotta make these sounds

like that. What comes

out doesn't really matter. It's just I

gotta make the sound. Otherwise people

won't watch it.

What I say and what I think are different

things.

God, gold really does not want to tank.

What happened to my delivery job? I don't

know. I got disabled. It says user is

disabled, and then I messaged

my boss, and he just said he's going to

make an inquiry about it because he

doesn't know why I've been disabled.

I try and log in, and it says. User is

disabled.

So I didn't go to work today. Finally got

a day off. I kind of hope I am disabled

because I don't really want to do it

anymore. I think I'd rather focus my

efforts on trying to increase our other

income sources and then just

give this whole delivery driving thing a

rest. Been doing it since September and

I'm kind of fed up with it. How long is

that? 7 months. Amazon Flex and then

my new job and then a bit of Uber Eats.

Yeah, I still got OnlyFans. I've been— I

reactivated— I mean, I restarted it and I