My horrible home stay experience with a Japanese girl

Hey and welcome back to another video. So

it's been a few days since my last video

and that's because I'm currently suffering

really bad hay fever and I don't feel so

great. So in this video I'd like to talk

about Japanese exchange students. I've

actually had 2 exchange students stay at

my house before. The first one was back in

2009. Her name was Saki and she was about

18 or 17. And the second one was back in

2011. Her name was Kumi and she

was about 20 or 21. I know, it kind of

sounds like their names are Sucky and

Cummy. I'm not making this up. So the

reason why we ended up having Japanese

students stay at our house was because my

sister's school was doing some kind of

exchange program with a Japanese school,

and they had all these Japanese kids, and

they were looking for people who wanted to

host Japanese students at their house. I

remember one day my sister came back from

school and she said all these Japanese

school kids were there, and they were

looking for people who wanted to host

Japanese exchange students. So I got

really excited. I said, can we get some

students to come to our house? Because at

the time I was really into anime, and I

had never met a Japanese person before. I

was studying Japanese. And I was in a

relationship with Sayaka. My sister wasn't

really very interested in the idea at

first because she doesn't really care

about Japan, but I managed to convince her

and persuade her, and my mum also thought

it'd be an interesting experience, a good

idea. So my sister got some application

forms from her school, and the next day we

filled some out. On the application form,

there were several options. You could

choose if you wanted a male student or a

female student, and you could choose if

you wanted just one or if you wanted 2

students. So I thought to myself, 2 would

be better because I could double my

chances. So I asked my sister to order 2

Japanese girls, and I was kind of

disappointed because the next day she came

home and she said that they could only

give us one. I was really upset because I

was really looking forward to having 2

Japanese girls, and they only sent us one.

Why couldn't they send us 2? Just send us

one more. One isn't enough. There wasn't

really anything we could do about it, so

we just accepted the one Japanese student.

The next day we picked her up from my

sister's school and she came to our house.

She was this typical-looking Japanese

girl. She had a nice slim figure and long

black hair. So from behind she looks quite

attractive, but when she turned around,

her face was kind of meh. It kind of

looked like a Werther's Original that had

been left out in the sun and had started

to melt. But at the time I had this huge

Japanese girl fetish, and I still thought

she was very attractive. And the moment I

saw her, I wanted her to become my

girlfriend straight away. She was a very

shy person, and she didn't really talk

much. We talked in Japanese most of the

time. Well, pretty much all of the time.

I had been studying Japanese for about a

year and a half, so I felt pretty

confident with my Japanese ability. The

thing is, I felt extremely embarrassed to

speak Japanese in front of my family. I

found it to be really awkward, and

sometimes my sister or my mum would say,

can you tell her this in Japanese? How do

you say this in Japanese? And I would

really struggle trying to translate the

English into Japanese, and it was very

embarrassing. I got a bit irritated

because it didn't really seem like she was

surprised or impressed about the fact that

I could speak Japanese, and I got a bit

disappointed about this because It was

like she didn't care. I found it really

difficult trying to get to know her

because she was so shy and quiet. She did

come up to my room a few times to use my

computer, which I really enjoyed. She sat

down on this chair behind me. When she was

on the computer, I used to stand behind

her and admire the shape of her body. She

had such a nice feminine shape, and she

had such nice long sleek black hair. I

wanted to touch it so much. One day she

noticed a notebook on my desk that I used

to study Japanese, and recently I had

learnt the word masturbation in Japanese,

and for some reason I wrote it in gigantic

letters in Japanese in my notebook, and

she was flipping through my notebook and

she got to the page that said masturbation

on it in giant letters, and I was just

thinking to myself, oh shit, I didn't

realize she was gonna find that page. But

she just turned the page quickly. She

didn't say anything. It was super awkward.

We also went to London, me, my sister,

and her boyfriend, the 4 of us, and we

went on the train and Saki sat next to me

and she kind of fell asleep on the train

in typical Japanese person fashion, and

her head started falling to one side

towards my shoulder, and I really enjoyed

it. I wanted her head to like fall onto my

shoulder completely, so it'd be like we

were a couple. One of the things I really

like about riding the train in Japan is

Japanese people fall asleep on the train

all the time. So if you sit next to a

cute-looking Japanese girl and she falls

asleep, sometimes her head will flop to

the side onto your shoulder, and she'll

just start sleeping on your shoulder, and

it feels really nice. There was this one

time when this Japanese girl was sleeping

on my shoulder, a complete stranger, and

after she got up, I noticed there was this

wet patch on my shoulder. She had drooled

on my shoulder. There was saliva on my

shoulder, and it was really arousing. She

just got up and she left. She didn't even

say sorry. She didn't even say, oh, sorry

I fell asleep on your shoulder, random

stranger. She just pretended like it

didn't happen, like it was nothing. She

just got up and left. Not even a thank

you, not even a sorry. I wasn't

complaining though. I really enjoyed it,

and she smelt amazing, especially the

saliva. Anyway, back to Saki. So yeah, we

went to London, we walked around Camden

Lock Market for a bit, we went for sushi,

and it was a lot of fun. I actually I

actually took a lot of videos from that

time, but I lost them all because I

uploaded them to my old YouTube channel,

which got terminated. Because at that time

I was making all of these really sexually

graphic animations and uploading them to

my channel, and I got loads of community

guidelines strikes and the channel got

banned. It's really unfortunate because

when that channel got taken down, I lost

all of my pervy animations, and some of

them were really funny. They were getting

thousands and thousands of views on

YouTube, but apparently YouTube doesn't

like illustrated penises that are

squirting out white stuff. Anyway, I gave

up on the idea of having sex with Saki

because she just wasn't interested in me,

and after my mum asked her if she had a

boyfriend and she said yes, that was kind

of like the final nail in the coffin. I

was really disappointed. I had all these

expectations from anime. I thought all

these exciting things were going to

happen. I thought she was going to sneak

into my room during the night. I thought I

was going to accidentally walk into the

shower room when she was naked, but none

of these things happened, and it was just

such a letdown. Anyway, let's move on to

the next student. So 2 years later, after

I came back home from Japan for the first

time, my sister said that her university

was also doing an exchange program with a

Japanese school. And my sister said there

were these Japanese students at her school

looking for places to stay. So I said,

let's bring one here. Let's bring one to

our house. Let's do the whole homestay

experience thing again, and maybe this

time she'll become my girlfriend. So this

Japanese girl came to our house. Her name

was Kumi. I think she was about 20 or 21.

And this time things were a lot less

awkward. I had already been to Japan once.

My Japanese was a lot better and I had

more confidence speaking to strangers.

Also, she could speak pretty good English,

so we didn't have any problems with

communication. But that was one of the

problems we had. Because she could speak

good English, every time I tried speaking

to her in Japanese, she would reply to me

in English, and I found that to be

incredibly frustrating and irritating. If

I'm talking to you in one language, I

don't want you to reply to me in a

different language. It's so annoying when

you're trying to practice a language with

someone and they don't want to speak back

to you in that language. They keep

responding to you in English when you're

trying to speak to them in Japanese. And I

felt like this was really unfair because

she was in England, she could speak to

anyone in English, but I only had her to

speak to in Japanese. And she used to

speak in this really irritating American

accent. I have nothing against the

American accent, it sounds fine when it's

an American using it, but sometimes you

get these Japanese people who spent a few

years living in America and they pick up

this really irritating fake-sounding

American accent, and I don't like it. If a

Japanese person is speaking in English,

they should sound like a Japanese person

speaking English. Or they should at least

learn British English because that's the

standard English, right? The thing I find

irritating about Japanese people who have

learnt American English is that they start

complaining. They start saying, I don't

understand what you're saying. Your accent

sounds funny. I don't understand British

English. For example, if I say words such

as hot or job or water, they'll say, I

don't understand what you're saying. Can

you say it properly? And it really

irritates me. In British English, we

pronounce the O in words like job or hot

like job or hot, but for some reason in

American English, they pronounce that O

like an elongated U. Do you have a job?

A job? A job? No, I have

a job, and no, I can't do an American

accent. There's been a few times when I

spoke to Japanese girls and they actually

thought that the English language came

from America, and when I tell them no,

the English language originated from

England, they're all surprised like they

didn't know that. It just sounds strange

when they're speaking English in this

strange accent. When I speak Japanese, I

use standard Japanese. I don't speak in

this weird regional accent. Sometimes you

get these Westerners who live in Japan and

they think it's cool to speak in a

regional Japanese accent, and they just

sound stupid. There used to be this Swiss

guy who used to stay at the guesthouse as

well, and his Japanese was actually really

good, but he would speak in this Osaka

dialect all of the time, and it just

sounded really weird and stupid. Anyway,

Kumi would also ask me irritating

questions like, why do you want to go to

Japan so much? You know, there's other

countries in the world. Why do you just

want to go to Japan? And I said to her,

I'm studying Japanese. Why would I want to

go to any other country apart from Japan?

That would be like spending 4 years

training to play basketball and then going

to take part in a football match. It

doesn't make any sense. Besides, I have

zero interest in traveling to other

countries apart from Japan. She had plans

to go to Germany with this other guy from

university. So me and my dad, we took her

to the train station, but on that day it

was so snowing really heavily, so all the

trains got cancelled, and she had to

cancel her trip to Germany, and she

decided to stay at our house for an extra

week, which I was really happy about. I

remember standing there in the snow, and

it was freezing cold. I was shivering,

and she came up to me, and she put her

arms around my waist, and she started to

hug me, and we were just standing there

hugging, and it was really nice. Even

though I found her kind of irritating

because of the whole English thing, I

still felt attracted to her, and I still

wanted her to become my girlfriend. Over

the next few days, it snowed a lot, and we

did a lot of fun things in the snow.

Non-sexual things. We went sledging, we

built an igloo or snow house, we had

snowball fights. Here's some pictures.

Everything was going pretty well, but then

something happened that made me really

hate her. So I used to lend her my laptop

so she could talk to her friends on Skype.

And one night when she handed me back my

laptop, she forgot to log out of Skype,

and I ended up reading the conversation

she was having with this friend. She was

saying all this bad stuff about me. She

was saying stuff like, Daniel's really

annoying, he's really irritating, and it's

like living in Cambodia, which I didn't

really understand. Why is it like living

in Cambodia? Is it because I'm really

skinny, or is it because we're living in

the countryside? I didn't quite understand

that. I can't stand it when people talk

about other people behind their backs in a

negative way. It's such a shitty thing to

do. I mean, if they found out what you've

been saying, it just hurts their feelings.

If you're going to do it, at least do a

better job at keeping it a secret. After

that happened, I became kind of cold

towards her and I distanced myself from

her, and a few days later she left and we

never heard from her ever again. What a