[2018-11-29] New apartment tour with my wife! [Skxt28JZrxg]

Oh, oh, oh! It's our new home. It smells weird. Smells like feet again. There's no electricity. Why is there no electricity? I'll turn on the flash.

You look really tiny.

小さく見える。 It's so big. Look how big the living room is. There's the living room, kitchen. Kitchen's here. It's a tiny kitchen, but it's bigger than our place at the moment. It smells funny in here. It's the tatami mats. Smells weird. This is the balcony. Feels a bit scary walking on it. And this goes into the living room. Hello. It's gonna block the door. It's gonna block the door. Very clever. Look, we can put a tiny table here for breakfast. Get a tiny table here. We need to get a gas stove to put here, and you can prepare food here, put the washing up to dry here, and there's a big sink and cabinets, cabinets up here, and a ventilation fan. Put a tiny table here. Put the sofa here. TV goes over there. Coffee table can go in the middle. My computer table can go in this corner. I've got to put my black chair here, and I'll sit here. Why can't we put the bed in the Japanese room?

Why?

The Japanese room's bigger. Oh, so bossy. The Western room's smaller. Look, you can put a bed in here. Put a mattress here and mattress at the bottom. Two people can sleep in here. It's like a bunk bed. What's this? It's squidgy. Why is there clay stuck to the wall?

Oh.

No electricity, but they gave us free Wi-Fi. Very generous. I don't understand, why does she want the bed in this room when that room's bigger? Very solid. What's this? Nani kore? Heater. Water? Why is there a control panel for the water here? I'll show you the bathroom. There's a little sink unit and There's a tap that you connect to a laundry washing machine. Goes in this corner. And we can place things in these compartments. And what's this switch? There's a switch here. There's a light bulb, very big light bulb. Oh look, we can put stuff up there as well. There's a shelf. And there's a little rail. Hang your towels. This is a ventilation fan, and this is the bathtub. It's a bit small. I think it's bigger than our current place. Yeah, it's definitely a bigger bathtub than our current place. And there's a shower head and a little mirror. And in here we have a toilet. Oh, it's a fancy toilet with the buttons. Stop button, spray your bumhole button. Very high-tech.

Sanitized.

Look, there's an instruction manual how to use the toilet. Do you like your new kitchen? What's this?

Ah, what's that?

No, don't beat me.

Ah!

This is our new home. Welcome to our new home. It's getting dark now and there's loads of crows outside. There's— you can see about 20 of them flying around. I want to show you, but I can't because people will find out where we live. Hopefully they'll quiet down when it gets darker. Maybe they go to sleep. Why are there all little particles floating around in the air? It's dust.

What did I do? Oh, I feel sick.

Oh, for sake.

Josh, let's go to buy curtain.

Curtains? Okay.

Where's shopping? Shopping queen. Shopping.

Mm-hmm, very expensive. We need a gas stove and a refrigerator and an air conditioning unit. Lots of things we need to buy. I don't think we need a fridge. Do we really need a fridge? What do we put in the fridge? We put milk and eggs. We can survive without milk and eggs. Get this one, you can put your milk and eggs in it. I want to get one of those micro SD cards for my Switch. Which one is it? Oh look, it's Christmas again. A bit early, it's only November. Stand here. Happy Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Back here again.

We're buying curtains.

This is boring. They all look the same.

270.

Uh, this shop makes me feel so sleepy. Yeah, and there's no restaurant here unlike IKEA. At least IKEA you can get meatballs. YouTuber. What is it? We're YouTubers. This is our sofa, trying to find curtains that match with it. Oh, it's so much nicer today. There's no people here, unlike last time we came. It was so crowded. There were all these stupid kids running around screaming. Everything's so much better when there's no people. Oh, I'm tired. This is our sofa, not that one. Sofa traitor. This size is our sofa size. Not this size. Oh, our one's not this big. We're too poor to get the big one. Video撮りやすい。 Looks like an ironing board. Oh, I wanted that sofa! That was my favorite one, but they said that they don't have any until end of December. We won't be here, we'll be in England! Can you imagine living here? Be pretty cool. You wake up, you could sit Anywhere you like, you can sleep on any bed. Maybe you could even sleep with any of the stuff. No, that one's ugly. Ugly? Don't get polka dots. Looks like it's from the '70s.