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DO NOT BUY Mortal Kombat 1 on Switch 2 gameplay and review
2025-06-19 · 10 min
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Okay, Mortal Kombat 1 on the Switch 2.
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0:01–0:03 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_0I can't skip the cutscene.
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0:03–0:05 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_1Look at this,
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0:07–0:07 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_2it thinks I actually want to see this
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0:10–0:12 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_3stupid cutscene.
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0:12–0:12 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_4I don't care, I just want to play the
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0:15–0:16 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_5game.
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0:16–0:16 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_6Come on, Jesus Christ.
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0:16–0:19 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_7So this came out in 2023,
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0:23–0:24 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_8um, I got it on a discount, 67% off, so it
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0:26–0:28 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_9was about £11.
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0:28–0:29 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_10Okay, let's just jump straight into
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0:32–0:34 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_11online.
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0:36–0:36 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_12Uh, no, don't need tutorial.
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0:39–0:41 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_13Okay, well, there's so many pop-up menus,
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0:42–0:45 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_14it's really annoying.
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0:45–0:45 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_15Okay, see how long it takes to get a
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0:47–0:48 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_16match.
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0:48–0:49 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_17Game better not be dead.
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0:50–0:51 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_18So I do a casual versus
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0:52–0:54 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_19I was trying to play Mortal Kombat 11 and
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0:57–0:59 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_20it looks so old and outdated.
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0:59–1:00 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_21I think that one came out in 2018, so this
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1:02–1:04 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_22one is a
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1:05–1:05 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_23more up-to-date version of the Mortal
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1:07–1:08 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_24Kombat franchise.
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1:08–1:09 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_25Decided to get this over Street Fighter 6
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1:11–1:13 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_26mainly because I just prefer Mortal
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1:13–1:15 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_27Kombat, to be honest.
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1:15–1:16 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_28Okay, let's see how long it takes to get a
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1:18–1:19 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_29match.
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1:19–1:19 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_30Surely there's some people playing it.
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1:24–1:26 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_31Hmm, maybe I'll pause the video.
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1:30–1:35 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_32Um, so it's been about 10 minutes, I still
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1:36–1:39 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_33haven't found a match.
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1:39–1:40 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_34A bit annoying.
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1:42–1:43 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_35Maybe I'll try
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1:43–1:43 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_36Try ranked,
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1:48–1:49 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_37maybe that's faster.
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1:55–1:56 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_38Well, at least I get to the character
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1:57–1:58 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_39selection.
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1:58–1:58 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_40Where's my favorite guy, Baraka?
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2:00–2:02 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_41What's this?
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2:06–2:07 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_42Oh, I gotta choose a team.
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2:07–2:08 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_43See if I can find a match.
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2:17–2:18 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_44Imagine I bought this game and I can't
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2:18–2:20 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_45find a match because no one's playing it
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2:20–2:22 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_46anymore.
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2:22–2:22 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_47I mean, people were playing Mortal Kombat
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2:23–2:25 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_4811 online.
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2:25–2:26 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_49That game's even older.
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2:26–2:27 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_50Well, I guess we just wait and see if I
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2:33–2:34 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_51actually get a match.
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2:34–2:35 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_52It's not looking good.
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2:36–2:37 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_53Oh, looks like I got a match.
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2:38–2:40 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_54Took a few minutes.
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2:42–2:42 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_55Oh wait, what?
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2:44–2:44 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_56It booted me back out to the menu system.
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2:47–2:49 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_57Oh God, what the hell?
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2:52–2:53 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_58It said looking for match and then it put
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2:53–2:55 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_59me back to the menu.
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2:55–2:55 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_60I'll try casual versus again.
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2:57–2:59 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_61Very annoying.
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3:01–3:02 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_62Oh, I got a match.
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3:04–3:05 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_63That was quick.
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3:05–3:05 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_64Took about 30 seconds.
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3:06–3:07 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_65I declined.
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3:08–3:09 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_66Oh my God,
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3:10–3:11 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_67he just declined me.
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3:13–3:14 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_68Why are you matchmaking and then declining
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3:16–3:17 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_69people then, idiot?
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3:17–3:18 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_70Is it because my stats are like zero or
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3:20–3:23 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_71something because I just got the game?
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3:23–3:24 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_72That was so lame.
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3:25–3:26 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_73I haven't even played it yet.
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3:27–3:29 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_74Oh my God.
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3:29–3:30 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_75Okay, I've got another match.
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3:32–3:33 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_76Opponent accepted.
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3:34–3:35 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_77Oh, thank God, actually play the game now.
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3:35–3:38 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_78Oh, I've got to accept.
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3:39–3:40 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_79He— it's because I've got 0 wins and 0
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3:42–3:44 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_80losses.
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3:44–3:44 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_81He's got 210 wins and losses, so they
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3:44–3:47 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_82probably think, oh, noob, and then they
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3:47–3:49 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_83decline it.
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3:49–3:50 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_84Fair enough.
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3:52–3:52 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_85I guess graphics look okay.
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3:53–3:55 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_86It's not a super new game.
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3:56–3:57 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_87So when can I actually choose my
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4:00–4:01 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_88character?
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4:01–4:02 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_89Why is it— oh, there you go, there you go,
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4:03–4:05 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_90there you go.
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4:05–4:05 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_91Okay, where's my favorite guy, Baraka?
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4:05–4:08 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_92So it's like tag team.
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4:13–4:15 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_93I don't understand why they force you to
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4:15–4:17 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_94do the tag team.
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4:17–4:18 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_95I just want to play Baraka.
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4:18–4:19 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_96I don't want to play the other guy.
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4:20–4:21 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_97Okay, let's see if the game's any good
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4:26–4:27 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_98then.
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4:27–4:27 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_99Loading's a bit long, isn't it?
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4:35–4:38 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_100Okay, here we go.
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4:38–4:39 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_101Why is it lagging though?
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4:41–4:42 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_102Okay, let's see what this game's like
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4:48–4:50 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_103then.
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4:50–4:50 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_104I'll use the D-pad.
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4:52–4:53 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_105I don't know if the controls are the same
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4:55–4:57 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_106as Mortal Kombat 11.
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4:57–4:58 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_107Oh, it's laggy.
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4:58–4:59 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_108Why is it laggy like that?
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5:00–5:01 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_109What
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5:04–5:04 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_110is it, because my internet's slow, or is
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5:06–5:08 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_111their internet slow?
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5:08–5:09 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_112My internet's not slow.
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5:10–5:12 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_113Okay, it's a bit better now.
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5:22–5:23 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_114I don't know if he's got the same combos
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5:28–5:29 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_115as Mortal Kombat 11.
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5:29–5:30 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_116Oh, that's pretty cool.
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5:33–5:35 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_117How'd you block?
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5:39–5:40 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_118Oh,
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5:42–5:42 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_119uh,
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5:44–5:44 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_120yeah, kind of close.
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5:46–5:48 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_121Not bad for my first game.
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5:50–5:52 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_122What was that?
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5:58–6:01 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_123What was that?
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6:22–6:24 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_124I hate it, they do the combos, I can't
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6:34–6:36 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_125move.
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6:36–6:36 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_126What am I supposed to do?
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6:38–6:39 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_127Game is as annoying as always.
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6:42–6:44 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_128Cut my legs off.
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6:46–6:47 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_129My first loss.
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6:50–6:51 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_130Yeah, so
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7:03–7:05 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_131doesn't really seem any different to
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7:07–7:08 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_132Mortal Kombat 11.
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7:08–7:09 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_133Graphics slightly improved.
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7:09–7:11 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_134Loading is forever.
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7:12–7:14 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_135I don't know why the match was so— see if
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7:15–7:17 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_136the match is laggy again.
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7:17–7:18 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_137I swear it's because of them, not me.
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7:19–7:21 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_138What?
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7:56–7:56 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_139How did that not do anything?
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7:56–7:58 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_140Haha, got her!
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8:00–8:01 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_141Nice!
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8:02–8:03 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_142Oh yeah, she's gonna do hers.
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8:13–8:14 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_143Uh, blocked.
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8:15–8:19 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_144Oh, I think she got me.
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8:20–8:22 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_145Oh, I won!
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8:24–8:25 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_146My first win.
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8:26–8:27 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_147Okay,
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8:28–8:28 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_148I
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8:32–8:32 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_149don't even know what the combos are.
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8:34–8:35 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_150I hate combos, to be honest.
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8:45–8:48 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_151Hey,
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8:48–8:48 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_152oh, that's a nice combo.
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8:50–8:51 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_153I didn't even have to press much.
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8:52–8:54 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_154I'd press like down, left, and B.
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8:54–8:57 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_155How'd you get out of there?
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9:01–9:02 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_156I can't fucking move.
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9:04–9:06 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_157Oh my God,
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9:08–9:09 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_158stupid fucking
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9:12–9:13 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_159game.
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9:15–9:15 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_160God, why is such a— what was that?
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9:29–9:31 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_161I can't fucking move.
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9:54–9:55 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_162Ah, she knew I was gonna do that.
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10:01–10:02 · rev_ae8aecbc6bcf69de601ea13c33b35e90_163Fuck this game.
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