[2023-04-04] My ex wife doesn't want to get back together -( [b2MwCdZ7d6I]

Testing.

That's kind of strange.

Usually it's pretty easy to make a new

VOD, but this one had to reset the stream

key.

Did you talk to G?

You're right.

Yeah, she said,

I don't love you anymore, Daniel.

Moved on.

I asked if we could get married again.

Is it okay?

It seems a bit laggy, doesn't it?

Got some low bitrates.

Daniel's subathon counter is dropping.

Yeah, I don't really care.

Bit fed up of streaming, to be honest.

I don't know what else to do.

People keep complaining it's boring.

Well, you try streaming for 12 days

straight.

And not running out of things to do.

When did I come here?

26th.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 days.

Day 10 of streaming.

I just want to kind of— I just want to sit

around and do nothing really.

Open my laptop,

mess around online,

get back outside on the bike.

I don't know how Ice did it for 60 days

surrounded by weirdos.

I couldn't stand it for 1 hour being

surrounded by weirdos.

I guess he just really wants that money.

Maybe I'd do it if I knew the money would

come, but I don't think it really would.

I might unplug it for a bit and then plug

it in later.

Okay, I'm packed.

Oh,

I think making videos is definitely a lot

easier than streaming and trying to find

stuff to do for the streams.

He got paid thousands a day.

Yeah, if I was getting paid thousands a

day, I'd be more motivated.

When are you going to apologize to blood

sucking?

What?

Why people ask me to apologize to blood

bucket?

I didn't do anything.

Oh, thanks, T-Pop Fever.

Kiwi did not dox me.

They just listened to me talk about which

hotel I'm going to.

Doxing is when you, you piece together

clues to find out someone's location.

If someone literally says, oh, I'm staying

at XYZ Hotel tomorrow— no, Kiwi already

doxxed you.

How's that doxxing?

You just heard me say it.

They need to stop acting so smart.

You crazy, putting that as your title when

you have a girlfriend.

Chihiro, take me back.

I have matured.

Super Chats are not off.

I just got a Super Chat from Teapot Fever.

Can clearly see it.

I think the cleaner's coming

to clean soon.

He wants me out.

I ignored her donos?

No, I didn't.

I said thanks every time.

It's the money situation, okay?

Yeah, it's not bad.

The, um, subathon's been doing well.

Is the money situation okay?

Looks like you're broke.

Okay, am I ready?

I hate checking out.

Why can't we just walk out the door, leave

the key in

the room?

Oh, 5 hours.

What are we gonna do until we can check

in?

I need to do laundry too.

I need to poop.

I need to get a coffee.

Day 10 on the subathon.

Yeah, I make way more money streaming than

the videos.

The videos make like $20, $15 to $20,

apart from the PewDiePie video, which was

unexpected.

I want to go poop in the convenience

store.

Don't pass your HPV to the H00 curve.

They have nicer toilets.

Oh, thanks, T-Pop.

Don't pass HPV to hookers.

They probably already have it.

That's why you can't kiss them.

Who is Blood Bucket?

She is the biggest donor.

On the streams.

Videos only do better when you have chosen

a good topic that carries on getting views

over the months.

But if I'm just making like personal

vlogs, they're not going to get views.

They'll get like 4K views because I don't

have a big fan base anymore.

For those personal videos to do well, you

need a fan base.

Cuz you don't have fan base, no one gives

shit.

I lost 90% of my fan base,

so that's why I don't really do videos

unless I have a good topic in mind about

something that's trending.

Otherwise it's just a waste of time.

I made like $15.

I want to put my shoes on.

Why can't you wear your shoes?

I hate these slipper things.

They keep falling off my feet.

Okay, 9:51.

I guess we should go now.

Get my water.

And I need to put you guys into the side

pocket,

or maybe the back pocket.

I don't want to get told off.

Oh, thanks, Paris.

Why I'm breaking up with Thai girl.

Yeah, maybe I'll just do the rest of the

streams with these ridiculous clickbait

titles.

New video topic: Why I'm breaking up with

Thai girl.

Yeah, I need to bring the pocket Wi-Fi

with me as well

when I leave my bag.

Oh, nearly forgot the cable.

Wow, 100 viewers.

Chihiro will be so impressed,

her ex back with the triple digits.

Okay guys, just check out quickly.

I'm going to put you— I'll put you down

here.

Can you see out of this side?

It's super hot, you guys, for Throwing

kisses.

Oh, thanks, Gerbert.

Glad you find me hot.

I'll put you down here.

Oh, you can kind of see.

It'll just be a few minutes, don't worry.

You got holes you can breathe.

Got these little air holes.

They'll be fine.

Just let me get to the bike.

I'll try and make a bigger hole.

Maybe I should cut a hole.

Oh, thanks, Simon.

Vending machine coffee.

Now I want to get a 7-Eleven Starbucks.

Okay, let's go.

Everything, I'll visit you and we'll have

cereal.

For your venting machine coffee.

Guys, why are you so heavy?

Wait, which side are you gonna do?

Okay, let's go.

Oh, I lost the key.

Oh, there it is.

Quite a few foreigners here.

I guess they want the cheap hotel.

I guess you could

You could upgrade the area by attracting

tourists here, squeeze out the homeless

people.

Gentrification.

Foreigners

would flock here if they can get a $10 a

night room.

Should

I buy nice date clothes?

No.

I might go to Uniqlo and have a look

around.

Okay, let's get out of here.

Goodbye,

um.

Why would you walk in the bike lane?

Walk on the footpath, stupid idiot.

Should have ding-donged her,

ding-donged her bell.

No, no.

La la la la la la la.

We need more melodies in England like

that.

Japan loves their melodies.

At the train station, garbage trucks,

everything has a melody, like a little

chime.

Convenience store.

It's a very musical country.

Yeah, okay, am I out the slums yet?

Oh, thank God.

What a shit.

Let's check the maps.

I forgot my hotel name.

Hold on.

Oh,

come on, why

is it not loading?

What's the name of my hotel?

Hotel Sarasa.

Yeah, that's the one.

Uh,

we'll go back actually.

Uh, no, we can go this way.

Drop my bag off.

Oh, it's cold.

I miss Bangkok where it's warm.

Maybe my girlfriend will let me get an

electric bike.

Bangkok.

Yeah, I was just buying some candy in a

little cafe.

Somehow I managed to rizz up the

half-naked girl who's serving me the

candy.

She just started getting naked.

I don't even know her name.

We shall call her

Misaki.

And then we go right again.

Okay.

It's funny how smoking is still so big in

Japan.

In England, the government spent billions

on anti-smoking campaigns and adverts and

packaging,

but here in Japan, all the cigarettes have

the original packaging.

None of that.

You will get cancer.

Yes, they really want to kill off that

aging population.

Cigarettes are a good way, plus you make a

lot of money.

You make a lot of money and you get rid of

the old people who basically provide no

value.

They have served their duty,

no longer needed.

Uh-oh.

Is it working?

Testing.

Yeah,

I think we're back.

Can't get it in.

There you go, snug.

Okay, let's go.

Uh, Lotus.

A Lotus car showroom.

My dad used to love Lotus.

He had a Lotus Esprit.

Damn, this pocket Wi-Fi is really sucking

today.

What the hell?

Uh, says the Wocket Wi-Fi is off.

The hell?

Whoa, why won't the bike stand still?

I think it's back.

I don't know why the pocket Wi-Fi went off

for a few minutes.

Try and get out of this area.

Check Google Maps again.

Uh.

Going to my new hotel.

Left and right.

Was it streaming when I was parking my

bike and stuff?

So I think the SIM card is working.

Wait a minute.

Oh my God.

I just realized something.

I can't leave the bag at the hotel

because if I leave the bag at the hotel,

where am I going to put the streaming

phone?

The streaming phone has to go on my

shoulder strap.

Oh shit,

I was going to leave my bag at the hotel

and then I just noticed I'd have no way to

attach the streaming camera.

I didn't ignore anyone's donations.

There were no donations made whilst I was

in, you know what,

getting cereal.

Why would you donate when the stream is

not streaming and then expect me to

respond to it?

I'm pretty sure there were no donations

when I disconnected it

to handle my business.

So what are we gonna do?

I'm carrying 12, I think nearly 14 kg on

my back right now.

This

is not gonna be fun.

Oh, we're here.

It's in Danden Town Walk.

This is a nice place here.

It's got like a European building

opposite.

French architecture.

Why is there like a random

European-looking building here?

Look at

this building.

Um.

Where can I put this streaming phone?

I don't know what to do.

Is it true Sharla made love with her cat?

She puts peanut butter on her vajayjay.

I'm thinking I put the phone on the phone

mount.

Wait, I

put

the phone here.

How would that work.

No, that won't work.

No, no, that's not a good idea.

Um.

No, it's not gonna work.

Damn it.

I could cycle like this.

One-handed.

Oh, thanks, bro.

Bra, do sleeping stream with Charlotte.

Okay, but we need to to ask for Chris's

permission.

Huh, I don't know what to do.

My bag's killing me.

Please share a sleeping stream with

Charlotte.

Take the stuff out the bag and then put it

where?

In the hotel lobby?

I need a room, but I need to wait until 3

o'clock, which is about 4 and a half

hours.

I have a GoPro chest strap

and I have a phone mount, but I need to

dig it out my bag.

Could go here.

Find a public locker.

No, I need the bag,

but I need to take half the stuff out the

bag, like the laptop.

Get a cheap bag.

I need a special bag with a strap that I

can slot my phone into.

You see, my bag strap has these straps on

top of the strap that you can slot things

into.

Put

you in the basket.

How's that?

No, it keeps moving around.

Chapiro,

where

are you?

Save me,

save me, true hero.

Don't know, guys.

I guess we just push around the 15 kg for

5 hours.

Maybe look for a coffee and get some food.

It would be good for core strength.

Yeah, it'll be good for my shoulder

muscles and my legs.

I think my legs are skinny because I weigh

so little.

Wow, this restaurant is nice.

I might just sit in there for a few hours,

get some food.

If I weighed 70 kg, my legs would probably

bulk up a bit, get a bit muscly.

Get

off.

Where can I park my bike?

10 o'clock to 10 o'clock.

I want to go in there.

If there's no bikes around

I could drop off this plastic bag first

because I don't really care about this

stuff.

Bag in the basket.

Oh

my God.

I don't know where I can park my bicycle.

There's no bikes parked anywhere around.

Oh, over there maybe.

Bike park thing in front of Tully's.

Where's Tully's?

Where's Tully's?

I don't see it.

I don't see a Tubby's.

See ya, Tokyo Jikarameshi.

It's closed.

Oh.

Noah's pipe.

Pike my bicycle.

Why do I keep getting that mixed round?

Pike my vice bicycle.

You think I'm bad at Japanese?

I even get English wrong all the time.

Zoryai zoryo kaido.

Where the fuck can I park my bike?

Oh my God,

I'm trying to find somewhere to put my

bicycle.

I don't know where to put it.

Oh, there's loads here.

Oh, that's so far away.

Ah, there must be a closer place.

Ah, oh look,

what's this?

30 minutes free,

uh,

3 hours ¥100.

If I just leave it here and don't lock it

into the lock thing, will someone take it

away?

Where's the machine where you pay?

There's no machine.

Oh,

they're parking bikes over there too.

I don't see a little machine where you

pay.

Oh, the paying thing is not here.

It's so weird.

The paying thing is down the road.

Where am I?

現在地.

I'm on this block, so the paying thing

would be

down here.

Oh, it's here.

These people chain their bikes to the

fence.

Why don't I just leave it here?

Or maybe in front of McDonald's.

For 4 hours, I think 150 yen,

but I think I can just park it in front of

McDonald's for free.

Let's put

it here.

And I'll

drop this plastic bag off.

That locker is gone.

I've got my homeless bag.

It's got ramen, ramen and underwear.

Miso ramen.

もう ね、 一 本 に もう 一個 ね、 なんか もう 毎 回。

そう 小 さい？ 一 本。

I look like I'm

homeless.

What time is the earliest check-in?

Can I ask your name please?

Uh, Daniel Lord.

T-A-N-I-E-L.

The checking time is 3 PM.

Okay.

My bag right here.

Okay.

Yeah.

Can I park my bicycle here?

My bicycle.

Yeah.

Extension.

Yeah.

I want to um uh, 駐 車 した い。 啊， 駐 車 した い。

Extension.

啊， 日本 語 喋 れ ます ね。 はい。 なん と なく 喋 れ ます。 ち ょ

っと 待って ください ね。 あの お 金 が か か る か か ります。 今日

から 四 百 四 四 はい そう です。 で こう コ ーナ ー はい はい コ

ーナ ー で 一 人 ですね はい はい ちょっと 待って ください はい もう

ちょ う ど。

一 泊 五 百 円。 五 百。 はい。 自 転 車 置 け ば、 お 金 が か か

ります。 高 い ですね。 じゃあ 四 百 だ った ら 二 千 円 です。

そうですね。 二 千 円 か か ります。 折 り た た み でき る 自 転 車

です。 あ、 違う。 マ マ チャ リ って こと ですね。 マ マ チャ リ。

うん。

高 い ね。 高 い です。 うん。 いつ か 温 度 でき ました。 うん、 違う

ところ を 探 す。 違う ところ でも マ ック の 前 とか。 マ ック。 中

金 取 ら れ 持 って い か れ ます。 ああ。 そ っ か。

五 百 円。 五 百 円。 うん。

と り あ え ず 荷 物 置 いて も いい です。 戻

って く る のは 何 時 ですか？ 三 時 ぐ らい です。 はい。

時間 が あれ ば 今 あの 手 続 き は で きます けど 手 続 き で

きます か はい で きます ここ に え っと 住 所 と。

電 話 番 号 と 署 名 いただ け ます か お願いします。

ス コ ート とか ポ ッ キ ー も ある と思います。 はい。 水 は 大丈夫

か？ 全 然 水 も ある ので、 はい。 住 んで いる ところ は これで いい

ですか？ あの イ ギ リ ス です けど。 パ ス ポ ート を コ ピ ー さ

せて いただ いて いい ですか。 はい、 ありがとうございます。 よ かった

ですか ね。

はい、 ありがとうございます。

ちょっと こちら もう 慎 重 にな ら ない と こちら も 確 認 いただ

きます。 券 は こちら で して いただ き ま して、 二 番、 三 番、 四

番 も お 気 に お願いします。

はい。 ア ー カ イ ブ シ ール よ。

ど どう やって ですか？ こう こう やって。 ちょっと 近 づ いて も ら

って、 顔 の マ ー ク の ところ に 顔 を 合 わ せて も ら って、 マ

ス ク を 着 用 し ましょう。 三十六。はい、ありがとうございます。

三 時 戻 ら れ ます から、 こちら フ ロ ント まで ご 手 伝 い

お願いします。 はい。 駐 輪 場 いい 大丈夫 ですか？ はい。 今 から 探 し

に 行 きます。 はい。 はい。 お願いします。 ああ。

She said ¥500 a night to park my bicycle.

What?

She said if I leave it outside a

McDonald's, it'll get taken away.

Trash bag.

Ask her for cereal.

Maybe.

She was funny.

Did you see she— how she laughed when I

suddenly started Speaking Japanese.

How much did you spend on the candy?

Uh, ¥16,000.

Osaka people are funny.

They do like to laugh and chit-chat.

So I was contemplating paying ¥2,000 to

park my bike for 4 days.

Where am I going to put it?

I don't know if those lock.

That parking place over there, how much do

to put it overnight.

Yeah, when I started speaking Japanese,

she was like, oh, thank God.

Sometimes it's just easier than making

them struggle.

I thought I could be lazy and get away

with it, so I thought she works in a

hotel, probably speaks English.

I think I confused her a bit with the

whole bicycle thing.

Uh, maybe I'll put the bike over there.

People in Osaka just seem to find

everything funny.

It's like Mama Chare.

I

think

they're good-humored.

Check this place.

Um, 24 hours

says, uh, 24 hours plus 150.

What?

I need to leave it overnight when I'm

sleeping.

Weekly.

Says 3 hours 150.

I don't understand, 24 hours A day plus

150.

What does that mean?

Um.

If it's only ¥150 to put it here

overnight,

do you know what it means?

I'll try and point the camera at the sign.

Can you see it?

It says, uh, 30 minutes free and then over

30 minutes ¥150 plus ¥150.

For over 24 hours.

So ¥300, that's only ¥200 cheaper than the

hotel.

Oh, what if

I could just leave it here for 30 minutes

and then take it out and then put it back

in for another 30 minutes and come back

again.

That won't work.

Um, how does this even lock?

Damn it, I hate these lock things.

100 plus 350 plus 150, cheaper at the

hotel.

Shit.

Well, shit.

At the slum hotel, I just put it outside

like everyone else.

And it was fine.

Uh, ¥500.

Hey Siri,

¥2,000 in dollars.

$15.

Oh.

But I don't want to put the bike in the

hotel now,

so I want to go biking.

So maybe I'll just put it here for 3 hours

whilst we wait, and that would just be

¥150.

But what kind of parking facility is it?

Do they actually have parking, or is it

like a room and I have to keep asking to

get my bike out?

Oh, thanks, HK.

Pay the hotel with this.

I don't want to have to keep asking them

for my bike because I want to I want to go

get something to eat and then ride a bit

and then go back to the hotel.

I'm using a Samsung Galaxy Flip Z4 to

stream with.

I think it looks pretty good.

They're really going to take it away if I

put it in front of McDonald's?

Everyone else put it there.

My bike got taken away before, back in

2010.

So annoying.

I had to find out where they took it and

then pay ¥500 to get it back.

They just round up bicycles and then take

it to like

a bike graveyard under a bridge.

I

think I'll just put it here for now, for

a few hours.

Where's 111?

111.

Yay!

Oh,

it locked, locked already.

Mila's coming back.

Have a quick drink.

Maybe

here.

The bike costs ¥9,000.

I'm gonna check out this building.

Community Food Hall.

What kind of food do they have?

Get

some breakfast and a coffee.

I'm going to go in here.

I think they're open.

What do they

have?

Can I have coffee?

Almond milkshake?

No, she said ¥500 a night to park my

bicycle.

My bicycle.

This place is weird.

Why is it so empty?

What's this?

Charge your phone?

Pizza.

Blend coffee.

Could

get coffee.

Oh, maybe a hamburger.

A bit too heavy for a hamburger.

Are

these noodles?

I just want like a sandwich, maybe a cup.

I don't really want curry.

Curry in the morning, ice cream.

Hanako.

What does that say?

Hi, kawari lunch.

Daily lunch.

Oh, thanks, Kevin.

My lunch money.

My sugar mama cut me off.

Damn, the food here is

expensive.

The HIMR food extravaganza.

Hamburger.

What about around here?

I want to get a coffee from this place and

then sit here.

It looks nice.

I want some food.

Thank you so much.

This is alcohol.

Why are they drinking alcohol?

11 AM.

Hamburger.

Maybe

get a pizza.

I want a small pizza.

It's gonna cost me like ¥1,500.

What's the cheapest thing?

あ の 今 ピ ー ス は やって ます か。 あの バ ンビ ー の

ピ ー ス は 一 つ。

はい。 あの コ ーヒ ー 売 って ます？ コ ーヒ ー は 隣 にな ります。

あ、 それ 店 が 違う。 そうですね。 ちょっと レ ジ が 変 わ って しま

うん です けど、 隣 です ぐ お 伺 いい た します ね。 はい。 線 を 預

か り いた します。 はい。

はい。うん、ブレンドコーヒー。

P、アイス、R、はい。

ミ ルク と 砂 糖 にな ります。 ロ ー スト ト マ ト で 合 わ せ

ですか？ はい。 これは ミ ルク ですか？ こちら ミ ルク にな ります。

はい。

では また 接 客 します。 ア イ ス コ ーヒ ー にな ります。

ありがとうございます。

Maybe I sit here.

She making my pizza.

Ow, ow, ow!

Oh my God!

Bambino Pizza.

Oh wow, thanks, Extra Dense and Johan.

Number of cute girls you've seen?

Basically every girl here is cute.

The hotel girl, this pizza girl.

Oh my God, why are they all attractive?

They're all slim and have nice skin, but

you can't see their mouth or their nose

because of the mask, so I don't know how

much

the mask is hiding.

¥850, that was the cheapest pizza on the

menu.

Number of cute girls you've seen since you

came to Revent.

So I spent ¥1,250 for breakfast.

Well,

pizza has calories and protein in the

cheese.

And it's got some toppings.

Isn't there carbs in the crust?

I can't find anything else.

There's like a curry place, ¥700 for

curry.

There's hamburger, but I don't really want

a hamburger.

And they have like a traditional Japanese

noodle place, but it's like ¥1,000.

It's a pretty nice place though.

Very quiet.

Oh, she's making my pizza.

I see her woman's touch.

Hope she spits on it.

I should

ask if I can film the kitchen like Harold

Boulder.

Oh, thanks, Danny Collins.

For breakfast.

I'll show you what is a bambino pizza.

Gum syrup.

Milk.

They give you syrup here instead of sugar

in Japan.

Oh, thanks, Ed.

Missing that sweet blood bucket?

Yeah, why is she mad at me?

I had to take care of my manly urges.

I should have asked for more milk.

It's not much milk.

I can see her making my pizza.

It's funny.

Oh, this milk's weird.

It's salty.

Can you see her making it?

It's too wide angle to see.

I thought it'd just be like a frozen—

she's actually hand-making the pizza right

now,

like putting the toppings on and stuff.

I thought it'd be like a frozen pizza.

So they put in the

other—

I guess it really does

help speaking Japanese here.

Makes things a lot easier.

Oh my God, that backpack's so heavy.

Bamboozle pizza.

I think my gloves look cool.

Maybe they'll bring it here for me.

Feeling a lot better now.

Left that slum hotel,

plus got the SIM card, so the connection

should be more stable.

Hopefully.

Fingers crossed.

I better say good morning to my

girlfriend.

Good morning, baby.

I'm

having Pizza,

wow.

Take a picture of the sweeties I got

yesterday.

Look at the name of the coffee shop.

It's called Comfoo, like C-O-M-F-O-O.

Comfoo Cafe.

Is the coffee better than the one at the

sushi place?

Uh, I forgot what the sushi place tastes

like.

The Starbucks one tastes better.

It's not a bad coffee, it's okay.

Better than those Nescafé blends they So

my

gloves off.

Yeah, they put too much ice in the sushi

coffee.

It's probably going to take 15 minutes to

cook.

Oven baked.

It's actually kind of fun ordering food.

I don't know why I was so scared of it

before.

It's just kind of like point at the menu

and then try to pronounce the name of it.

I don't know why I was so scared of doing

very basic things.

I feel like a normal human almost now.

I can order food.

Wow.

I have grown.

Chihilo, take me back.

How is going for transactional cereal any

different going for a massage?

It's just getting— it's like getting a

gland, an organ, a muscle massaged in a

hole.

It has nothing to do with emotions or love

or feelings.

It's just, you know, I got a muscle, it

needs to be milked.

It's like you go for a massage in a

massage parlor and they squeeze your

muscles and you feel good.

How come that's okay, but then paying for

cereal is like a taboo thing?

It took me so long to realize things I

found scary are not that scary.

Like learning to drive.

I'm still amazed I can drive, and I'm

like, wow, I'm driving a car like a normal

person.

It's almost, you know, like those, those

women who get kidnapped and they live

their whole lives in a sex dungeon, and

then they get released when they're like

40, and then they have to learn how to

function in the world.

I'm like that.

Next thing I really want to achieve is go

to a bar and talk to a stranger.

Then I feel like I've basically done

everything in life.

I want to go to like a cozy bar.

Do something social.

Go to a hub.

Yeah, like a hub will have foreigners and

Japanese people who are foreigner

friendly.

Ah, this coffee is making me want to poop.

I better stop drinking it.

I haven't pooped.

Oh shit, I forgot to poop today.

I said I was going to go to a convenience

store.

It's kind of wet looking.

It's very oily.

What you think?

Very hot.

Wait for it to cool down.

This is bigger than I expected.

I thought it'd be like a small pizza.

Is that corn on a pizza?

Yeah.

Is it weird to put corn on a pizza?

He still looks trash.

It looks Okay, no, the cute girl made it.

Don't be mean to the cute girl.

Cute waitress girl made it.

Maybe I should go over and say it was

really good.

You're very good at pizza making.

Corn on a pizza is not up to standard.

Corn on a pizza.

You don't like corn on a pizza?

I like pineapple.

I think the sweetness of pineapple gives

it a nice taste.

Is that tuna?

I don't know what meat they put on it.

Oh, it's hot.

I'm not sure what meat this is.

Oh, it's tuna.

I thought it was chicken.

Yeah, tuna, ham, and corn.

I just chose the cheapest one.

Tuna and corn.

I'm gonna spit up.

It's not bad.

Tuna and corn pizza.

I'm going to spit up.

The crust is good, it's very airy.

This is Japanese pizza.

I give

her a ¥1,000 tip.

It's like a mukbang YouTube channel now.

Mukbang cycling channel.

Wagyu beef pizza, that would be expensive.

What up, y'all?

Ben Dean here.

What's on your pizza?

It's, um, ham, sweet corn, and tuna.

Potato on pizza.

The new hotel has a bathtub, shower, and

toilet.

That slum hotel really depressed me.

Oh, I didn't take a picture of my

girlfriend.

Girlfriend wants pics.

Dump Thai girl, I'm sick of her.

No.

I wonder why they have a separate cash

register for coffee.

Oh shit, I left a bottle of piss in the

room.

I'm gonna clean the room and find a bottle

of piss.

Who's more pretty, your Thai girlfriend or

Chihiro?

I'd say Chihiro is definitely more

attractive.

Chihiro has nice eyes, nice nose,

okay lips.

Chihiro's face looks more balanced than

Thai girlfriend's.

But Thai girlfriend has bigger boobs.

They both have flat bums though,

similar shaped bums.

I don't seem to get any luck with, uh, the

bum area with girlfriends.

I want a girlfriend's got a nice bum.

Jazz music is nice, but it gets really

annoying when it starts going crazy.

It just sounds really frantic.

Oh, thanks, Ed.

Make Thai girlfriend wear a Chihiro mask.

Well, I usually don't look at her face.

I look away and I picture someone else's

face.

I feel full up now.

Starting to get busy here.

If someone sits next to me, then it's game

over.

Can't talk.

嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。

Refer to your penis as your other.

My man other.

Man other.

2

more slices.

See what Chihiro's missing out on?

She could be here with me now enjoying

pizza.

Rename subathon cycling, eating, and

sleeping.

Yeah, that's basically what we do.

Eat, cycle, sleep.

God,

what's that?

I should rename one of the streams to

Turkish Girl Point of View, where I just

have my back to the stream playing Rainbow

Six.

Experience what the Turkish guarded

experience?

Being ignored by Daniel for 2 hours.

What is Chihiro's job?

She is a saleswoman for cosmetics.

What is Chihiro's job if she only makes

14K?

Pizza girls making more pizza.

What's my sleeping schedule?

I sleep around 10 PM, wake up at 7 or 8.

I like to wake up early.

Oh,

nearly finished.

No, I don't think I'm going to Tokyo.

Too expensive.

Maybe go to Osaka Castle.

Osaka Castle is pretty nice.

Oh, thanks, Ed.

How can you live on 14K in Japan?

I think she makes probably 20K, 18 to 20K.

What's your girlfriend's job?

Um,

She,

she hands out licenses to people who want

to open pharmacies.

So people go to her, they have to fill out

the application form to open a pharmacy.

How can you live on 14K in Japan?

She get alimony.

What's your girlfriend's job, Dan?

Okay,

finish.

Wow, that

girl

has pink and purple hair.

Can you see her here?

Maybe she'll sit next to me.

She's

got massive platform

shoes too, like Mila.

The noise is the blending, blending

coffee, blending milkshake.

I need some hope.

Are you up for a yakiniku stream?

I already did one a couple days ago.

The coffee is triggering my bowels.

Coffee-induced bowel Movement incoming.

Oh, it is really bad.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, I need to know now.

I feel

like I've forgotten something.

Nice toilet.

Okay, toilet time.

Toilet time, guys.

Whoa, this is a nice toilet.

Holy crap.

Oh my God.

Oh

my God, mute volume, guys.

Oh my God, there's bird sounds.

There's bird sounds coming out

the toilet.

He's falling, guys.

That's so funny that it does.

Unpack.

Hmm,

I wonder if there's anything in here.

To do.

They have a ramen noodle vending machine.

What?

What?

¥1,000.

They sell gyoza in a vending machine.

Surely that doesn't come out of the

machine.

How?

I should have bought this, actually.

You get a whole bowl of ramen out of a

machine.

I think we try this tomorrow.

Yeah, let's try that tomorrow, or maybe

tonight for tonight's dinner.

Try that bending.

Takashimaya.

Friends of Takashimaya exhibition.

What's kai kyō shitsu?

Like a meeting room?

I don't know.

I don't know what a kai kyoushitsu is.

Oh,

it says they're closed today.

What's a citadine?

Attention to arrival of guests.

I think it's a hotel.

Uh, where should we go?

I've got 3 hours.

Until we check in.

I hear British people.

British people,

my fellow British.

Oh look, it's the purple and blue hair

girl.

Purple and blue hair girl.

I think she's white.

I

can't see her face.

Her hair must be so damaged.

Where to go?

Go and get my bike.

Cool.

Den Den Town.

What's in here?

Figurines.

If

you want shanks,

Yeah.

Let's go upstairs.

いらっしゃいませ。

What's this?

What is it?

WandaVision.

I don't understand what it is.

Is it just a big doll?

¥30,000.

That's more than my cereal.

Iron Man, ¥27,000.

Cyclops.

Who'd win, Cyclops or Iron Man?

It's not hentai here, is there?

No.

Oh no, no,

no, no, it's on the bucket.

Is

that paid off?

Beydar.

Excuse

me.

Excuse me.

Interesting it streamed in there because

when I was going into shops before, it

kept disconnecting.

Maybe the new SIM card is good.

What should I do now?

I'm not sure if there's anything