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life update and breakfast (Archive part 1)

2019-03-02 · 11 min

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Duration
11 min
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  1. rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76Machine-generated and unreviewed; may be wrong; not a verified quotation.
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  1. 0:06

    No brains.

    Segment details0:06–0:07 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_0
  2. 0:14

    They think people are going to see their ads on something controversial or insensitive and they're going to stop buying their products. They won't. People are dumb. Maybe you'll get 0.0005%.

    Segment details0:14–0:24 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_1
  3. 0:26

    Of people boycotting them, which won't make any difference.

    Segment details0:26–0:30 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_2
  4. 0:37

    I don't understand why they're so sensitive about content on YouTube.

    Segment details0:37–0:41 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_3
  5. 1:03

    There's so many guidelines for YouTube now. If you look at the guidelines under harassment, it says stuff like don't post content if your videos humiliate someone. So you're not allowed to humiliate or make fun of people now. According to their guidelines.

    Segment details1:03–1:21 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_4
  6. 1:27

    Don't, don't say mean things about people. Don't make fun of people.

    Segment details1:27–1:31 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_5
  7. 1:36

    They're just ruining it, sucking all the fun out of the internet. It's like having your, your 50-year-old mum in charge of everything. She's trying to suck the fun out of everything.

    Segment details1:36–1:47 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_6
  8. 1:50

    Not allowed to do this, not allowed to do that.

    Segment details1:50–1:52 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_7
  9. 1:54

    Get back in the kitchen.

    Segment details1:54–1:55 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_8
  10. 1:58

    Bossing us around, telling us what to do on the internet. We created the internet.

    Segment details1:58–2:04 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_9
  11. 2:07

    Trying to, trying to tell us what to do, telling us what we can't do.

    Segment details2:07–2:12 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_10
  12. 2:18

    This is what the internet was made for— shit-talking

    Segment details2:18–2:21 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_11
  13. 2:23

    and weird stuff.

    Segment details2:23–2:25 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_12
  14. 2:30

    Not, not to be nice to people. If you want to be nice to people, go outside. Get off the internet. That's not what the internet's for. The internet's not a place for being mature and nice.

    Segment details2:30–2:44 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_13
  15. 2:46

    It's for porn and weird stuff and making fun of people.

    Segment details2:46–2:51 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_14
  16. 2:55

    Hate it. Ruining the internet.

    Segment details2:55–2:59 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_15
  17. 3:39

    When's he coming? I want my Andrex toilet paper.

    Segment details3:39–3:44 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_16
  18. 3:47

    Can't even make edgy content now because you'll get demonetized or you get a strike, then you get shadow banned.

    Segment details3:47–3:54 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_17
  19. 3:57

    That's why people like MaxMofo and Filthy Frank, they all just quit.

    Segment details3:57–4:02 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_18
  20. 4:17

    Look, you can see them. They have a second gate back there. There's one automatic gate here and then there's a second one. How many gates are they gonna build? It's like they're building their own little village over there. It's like some kind of slum.

    Segment details4:17–4:34 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_19
  21. 4:47

    Didn't a load of Filthy Frank videos get taken down because he was teaching people how to slit their arms and the kids were seeing it and it was dangerous?

    Segment details4:47–4:57 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_20
  22. 5:38

    Well, there's no point fighting it because nothing we can do. Just have to do what they want. I'm not gonna lose my channel just because I want to rebel against them.

    Segment details5:38–5:54 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_21
  23. 6:00

    It's just kind of depressing. What YouTube has become.

    Segment details6:00–6:03 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_22
  24. 6:14

    Oh, I don't think it's going to come anytime soon.

    Segment details6:14–6:16 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_23
  25. 6:42

    I'm waiting for my Andrex tissue paper,

    Segment details6:42–6:45 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_24
  26. 6:48

    but I'm very hungry and I want to make some bacon and eggs.

    Segment details6:48–6:52 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_25
  27. 7:02

    What mic am I using? I'm using a Blue Yeti.

    Segment details7:02–7:05 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_26
  28. 7:08

    It's black, so it's very hard to see. I should have got— gotten the silver one. It would have stood out a bit more. Now it's black, you can't really see it.

    Segment details7:08–7:16 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_27
  29. 7:51

    I thought your mic was your knee. It's about the same size, isn't it?

    Segment details7:51–7:55 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_28
  30. 7:58

    Almost.

    Segment details7:58–7:59 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_29
  31. 8:07

    I want to get a dog. They look like fun. It would give me some responsibility.

    Segment details8:07–8:11 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_30
  32. 8:13

    It looks fun taking care of something.

    Segment details8:13–8:15 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_31
  33. 8:18

    What will I do? What are you going to do with your belongings in Japan? Probably just ditch it all.

    Segment details8:18–8:24 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_32
  34. 8:28

    Or I would say to my wife that she can sell it if she needs money. The laptop is quite valuable.

    Segment details8:28–8:34 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_33
  35. 9:48

    I'm getting a lot of hate for my Chris Broad video.

    Segment details9:48–9:51 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_34
  36. 9:53

    This video is really pathetic.

    Segment details9:53–9:54 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_35
  37. 10:04

    This video proves the point Chris and Nobita are making. You are toxic as fuck. All your content is about petty drama, so naturally if somebody around you does something you don't like, obviously you're going to create drama out of it. The only real way to deal with people like you is to be polite and keep distance.

    Segment details10:04–10:19 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_36
  38. 10:23

    You exchanged a couple of messages with him and still felt entitled enough to make a video just because he didn't want to

    Segment details10:23–10:30 · rev_e4884f97b4a1ebb91a13ddbddd648a76_37