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Testing. Testing.

I'm back from around the room.

Ah, it's raining

again.

I heard there's a storm coming again.

Might make some noodles.

There's just nothing to do. I don't want to play games. I don't want to watch a movie.

I'm not getting a gaming PC. No, imagine if I blew £2,500 to play that stupid Battlefield 6.

I hate that game.

No game

interests me at all.

Makes you think, is this it? Is this life? Is this all life has to offer?

Eat, clean, sleep.

Buy stuff.

Buy stuff with money you don't have.

Buying stuff lets you do things. That you either couldn't do or want to do better. But there's nothing I want to do that's new or better,

so there's like no reason to buy anything new.

It's funny how my whole life was just all about YouTube.

What content to make, what other channels are doing,

what so-and-so is doing, what so-and-so is doing.

When am I going back to my mum's house? I'm not. No point. I'm sick, so my sister doesn't want to be there if I come back because she's got a baby now.

My mum's not very good moral support. She's just like, oh, it's not gonna work.

I don't know why she's like that. Oh well, thanks for the vote of confidence.

I told her my problems from the other night and she was just like, oh, it's not gonna work, just come back home.

Well, thanks.

Really helpful.

The only thing I look forward to is getting hungry and then eating food.

Good thing I don't get fat.

I just never stop stuffing my face.

I did my Rubik's Cube.

Took me a while. I watched this video about why the new Top Gear failed. Yeah, I can't believe they got Joey from Friends with that annoying Chris Evans guy that no one likes. I don't know how Chris Evans got into radio or TV when no one likes him.

Since when does anyone think Matt LeBlanc knows anything about cars? And then that they got this cricket guy and then they had this massive crash where his face got destroyed and then they cancelled it, didn't they? I didn't know that. Am I going home? No, I'm not going home.

I'm gonna tough it out here

in lonely Devon.

Strong resolve, stoic mindset. That's the

way it's got to be.

I do miss Japan sometimes in the sense that

I don't know, it was nice having a Japanese wife, and then she made me a Japanese lunch, and then we go to the supermarket.

I felt like I had things to talk about. It was interesting to talk about life in Japan.

It was always nice dating someone from like Korea or Japan or even Thailand because

Like you get the— an authentic firsthand experience of the food and the culture from your partner, then it becomes part of your life as well, doesn't it?

What is the Black Country?

And there are cool things about living in Japan, like having the TV on in the background and hearing the news in Japanese, going shopping like making nabit,

like the sights and sounds and smells all foreign,

just by being in Japan on its alone makes you

interesting.

When I cough up the phlegm, it's got such a weird

flavor,

like herbal lavender.

It was easy back then when you had an audience who were interested in Japan. It's like you just farm them for clicks.

Japan this and Japan that.

It's like a herd of sheep, just farm them.

Click farmer, yeah.

Life is like Battlefield 6. When you start sucking with one gun, you just change to another gun and it feels like a fresh experience. You do good with it until you get fed up and you change back to the other gun.

It's like that but moving around different places.

I was pretty good with the shotgun, and then I started sucking, and I changed back to the SMG, and I was good with that for a bit, and then I sucked again.

Constant change shakes things up.

It's getting long.

Day's getting cold.

Well,

I can't believe I was so keen on going back to Thailand.

Might make some chicken ramen.

With boiled egg.

Wish

I

had some pork. Like those thin pork slices they put in ramen. I got that pie as well, apple crumble. Oh, I still got a Rustler's. Got this boiled egg. The only meat I have is bacon.

I could have another 2 slices of bacon. Bacon for lunch, bacon for second lunch.

Yeah, I do miss some of the noodle stuff that she used to bring back.

Crispy onion bits,

fried onion, beefy broth.

I liked how sometimes the food trucks came outside of the condo

on the weekend.

Used to get burgers,

wagyu burger.

I wonder if Faster or Chihiro messaged me online, because I haven't been able to log in since I I logged out and then I could never log back in again, so who knows

if

they ever message me.

Not that it really matters, I'm not going back.

You

think I'll go back?

Yeah, then I'll just be bored in another country instead of this one.

There was some news article, British guy got lost in the jungle in Thailand for 10 days. He survived by eating insects. Disgusting.

One more day of suffering, then at least stock market comes back on.

Well, without the stock market on as well, this feels like the world's so dead.

I wish I had some spam. I've got a boiled egg, some ramen.

Well, there's going to be 24/7 NASDAQ. Well,

it only matters if it's open, if it's actually going to go up and down. Like, crypto's open now, but it doesn't move. Everyone's on the weekend having a day off, going on trips, spending time with friends and family. It's just because it's going to be open doesn't mean anything's going to happen.

Weekends, nothing ever happens, does it?

Rainy, gloomy, miserable.

I haven't lost money on the market since 2021. I've only made money, so I don't know what he's talking about.

Do you people just think of the one time I lost a lot of money and you think I've not made money since then?

Very foolish.

Boiled bacon.

That goes really quick. Bacon bake-off, that's what we say.

The one thing I'm looking forward to is eating this.

I might have tea or maybe a coffee. Oh, what if I made the coffee with cream since I got so much cream?

Double cream in the coffee, good or bad idea?

I'm worried it's not going to mix and it's just going to clump, and then we're going to chuck it all out.

Could happen.

That's it.

Oh, it does, kind of.

Oh, it does. It's gonna be one damn creamy coffee. Oh, it's like little bits of white things in it.

It doesn't mix as good as milk.

Egg, egg in the fryer. Where's the bacon?

I lost the bacon. Oh, there it is.

I think it's cooked.

I don't know. Look, there's little bits in it.

Might have to filter it. Strain the bits. That's what I'm saying.

Do you like bits in your coffee?

I'm embracing my Japanese heritage.

Ramen, just like Chihiro would have made.

And some sesame seedage.

Flavor. First I take the coffee.

At least I'm feeling a bit better. I did some dumbbells, just one set, and then 2 sets tomorrow.

It's very hard to hold it.

Do

you think the gaming mouse is working again now it's dried out for like 2 months?

I can't hold it.

Wow, 236 viewers! Where's everyone tuning from?

Oh, raw

tastes weird.

Boiled bacon is interesting.

Still really hot.

What's in the ramen? An egg.

Time for that. It didn't look like a lot of noodles. Wait,

what?

Oh, for a sec.

Food is so good and then it makes you feel sick.

I did not have that gene for feast or famine where the body just wants to eat all the food to stock up on fat.

I do not have that gene.

I don't know how my ancestors survived the winter in caveman times.

Maybe my ancestors were just really smart and didn't have to rely on— I mean, they never got into a situation where there was no food.

That's one way to lose weight, isn't it? Get stuck on a mountain with no food for months. If you survive, you come back skinny. Let's try this creamy coffee.

Oh God,

oh God, this is gonna make me feel sick. It's so creamy.

Oh, it's so rich. Oh, oh, oh, it came back out. It's so rich.

Oh, it's like the middle top part of your tongue is all covered in fats.

That's why I keep vaping. It's like A palate cleanser. The ingredients— I put double cream in my coffee,

would not recommend.

Oh God.

Oh, it's like a rich melted coffee dessert. It's not the nicotine I like, I just like the freshness. Like, I got fresh mint.

It's like having a

nice drink.

No, I have milk, I just— I've got too much double cream. I don't have any more fruit to make crumble, so I'm gonna have to chuck out the double cream because it's gonna go off. I don't have any way to use it. I've only got one more bowl of apple crumble.

Whoever bought you those got what they wanted? Uh, no, because when I finish them, I'm not gonna buy more.

Just like when I finished the beers, I didn't buy more beers. Yeah, I made my own apple crumble. It was pretty good.

Oh, that coffee is So rich.

I don't like this one.

I really like the mango.

The vapor is so thick as well compared to that one.

And the mango cuts through grease.

If I hold my nose when I swallow, I don't really taste it.

So I have identified a character flaw within me.

So it goes like this:

feeling depressed Don't feel like talking.

I don't put effort into communication.

Girl thinks I don't like her anymore, which is not true.

And then feeling good. Now I feel more talkative.

And I have better questions.

The problem is you one-word reply their questions, or you don't follow up, or you don't ask them questions. They take it as, oh, he's not interested in my personality,

which I think is so not true.

So somehow I need to like be in a good mood or force myself into a good mood. Coffee is usually quite good.

I'm trying to learn this

thing. It's really hard.

What does it mean to be interested in someone?

Does liking someone and being interested in someone, are they the same thing?

Like, my mum and dad didn't give a fuck about what each other did. Like, do you think my mum gave a fuck about engines and cars and DIY? Do you think my dad gave a fuck about knitting and cooking apple crumble? No. So, I mean, I don't really say my dad and mum were interested. I mean, they

had nothing in common,

but they must have loved each other.

But why is it in the modern age women think if he's not interested in everything I'm doing, that means he doesn't like me?

Because what you're searching for, for that, is a friend

of the same sex. Because people of the same sex like the same things. Like, guys like cars and girls like Barbies.

Don't think you should search— you don't think the thing you should be searching for in a friend should be what you should expect from a partner, like a romantic one.

But, um,

you can't logic your way out of this. It's, uh, can't beat them, join them. So you have to play by their rules. Because they are the gatekeepers.

So they're the gatekeepers, they make the rules, so you got to play their game.

But this is why you have friends. You have friends for that.

Like, I talk about stocks to my friends, which, I mean, I guess you guys are the only thing I have that counts as a friend, but I would never talk to a girl about stocks.

Oh, hey TB, where you tuning in from? Didn't see you in the Battlefield stream, very disappointed.

You're also supposed to ask whimsical questions like, if you had the ring from Lord of the Rings, what would you do with it?

I'd go invisible and then rob the bakery

and steal the baker's wife's panties.

If I had only one superpower, what would it be? Teleportation. I'd teleport into the bank, steal all the money and teleport back out. No one could ever catch me. I'll just teleport back out of the jail.

If they track me down, I'll just teleport out.

What are they gonna do? And then if you're bored, you can just teleport up into the sky and skydive, freefall, and teleport back. And if you wanted to end it all, just teleport into the sun.

Instant death. Painless. Humane.

Why did me and my best friend Rick drift apart? We moved house, actually. I was actually very sad when my dad announced we were moving house because my granddad's house, or my mum's house now, was really ugly and horrible when my granddad lived there. It was falling apart. Some windows were missing and he had a black bin

bag. He just had black bin bags in place of where the window should be.

He didn't have the strength or the money to like renovate the house anymore. He put— he sellotaped black bin bags over the window holes. There were dead insects everywhere. It was horrible. I hated it. My grand— it was fun to exp— it was fun to explore as a kid, but I didn't want to live there. And then

my old house was really nice because my dad had worked on it for 10 years. I had all my friends there. So yeah, my dad announced we were moving. I was really sad, and I had to change schools. I had already started secondary school. I went to the Cornwallis with my friends from primary school. I had Max

and Philip and Jason and Joshua.

So I was quite having quite a good time in my new school. Didn't feel all alone. And then we just suddenly moved and he changed my school to Swadlins. I lost all my friends. I literally lost every single friend. I think I had one friend, Ben. Ricky and Ben, they came over to my new house once. And

then I never saw them again. And I went to a new school. I had no friends. I didn't know anyone. I got picked on.

I befriended this other kid, and then he turned into a bully, and then he started bullying me. And he had like this weird, sadistic, twisted personality where he took pleasure in making my life a hell whilst pretending to be my friend.

And then I got a second friend, the kid that lived at the farm.

And then it was the 3 of us, me and the kid from the farm and the bully friend who would then start bullying both of us.

And then the last year of school, I think year 10 or 11, The bully friend,

he— I don't know, he started like smoking and becoming a delinquent. He stopped coming to school, and it was the best year of school ever. I felt like, oh, thank God he's not here anymore.

I made friends with other kids in this other class, and I actually quite enjoyed going to school. And I hated going to school because that kid kept bullying me. And the teachers— I mean, I didn't tell anyone, so teachers didn't really know.

Oh God, cold cream floating at the top of my coffee.

Yeah, so, uh, that's how I drifted apart from Ricky, because we moved house. Funny thing is, I delivered Amazon Flex to his mum last year with my mum, and we chatted with her for a bit.

When did the bullying start? Almost straight away.

It was just like stupid kids with the animalistic instincts to voice out everything that they have enter into their mind. Like, if something's weird, they would just blurt out that they think this is weird. Like, whoa, why is he so quiet?

And then the racial abuse happened tiny bit by bit. But not all the kids were racist.

There was one Indian boy and there was a black boy. There was another Asian boy,

but he wasn't so nerd. He was more sporty and athletic, so the other kids thought he was cool. And he was more outgoing, so he didn't— I don't think he got bullied. I don't know.

Oh, hello Pork Chops! Thank you so much, have a good day yourself.

Do not put cream in coffee, it's disgusting.

And then I befriended this other kid called Oliver in Year 10. He was a transfer student. He had big ears and a big pointy nose, so he got bullied more than me actually, because I mean, I looked different but I didn't I wasn't ugly. I was— I had, you know, I got quite a nice face.

I had quite a nice normal face and nice skin when I was a kid. I had a normal haircut as well, like the other kids. But this kid Oliver, he had these massive ears, like you could see the sun glowing through them,

and he always had a runny nose for some reason. He looked like Dracula's son. But we clicked almost instantly for some reason. We started sitting next to each other, and then the other kids were like, oh, Daniel made a friend. They like started patronizing us.

Last time I saw him, I was riding my bike. I got my bike out of the shed last day of school. I was about to ride off and then he was like, hey, you know this is the last time we're gonna see each other? And I was like, yep, see ya. I didn't give a fuck. So I

don't want to see any of you fuckers ever again. Fucking ruined my life, you stupid fucking kids. I can't wait to put this whole 5-year nightmare behind me.

He, I— he said, what are you going to do for a career? I said, I don't know, what about you? And then he said, oh, I'm going to join my dad doing floor— flooring work. I wonder if he ever did that.

I used to hate, um, bringing my bicycle to the shed as school. There were a bunch of other kids that rode their bicycles to school, and there was this guy. I don't remember exactly who he looked like, what he looked like, but he looked like a white version of Miyazaki, who made the Ghibli movies. You know, like

kind of short but kind of like a hands-on carpenter kind of look with a beard.

He was like the caretaker or something. He wasn't a teacher. He was like a caretaker. He had keys to the shed, and the shed was in this chain-link compound. So he would open the shed, about 6 or 7 of us would line up with our bikes. My bike was the best-looking bike. I had this green and black

suspension bike.

Suspension bikes were like the coolest thing ever. My friend Rob had a BMX.

And there were a bunch of other kids from the lower year. They were really chavvy,

very chavvy, and I was always scared they were going to start bullying me, but thankfully they never did.

But they're very loud. I didn't like them.

I always tried to get there first to get my bike out before the others came.

Oh look, Spanish girl messaged me. See, it's what I keep saying, she keeps messaging me,

but she always just says the same thing. How was your day? How are you? And then I just say, it was good, how was yours? And then she goes, it was also good.

And then end of conversation.

But there's no pressure with this one. It's funny how it starts off with no pressure, no expectations, and then as time goes on,

expectations and press— pressure increase until someone gets mad.

Why don't— why you don't want her? I don't know, I didn't really feel like it clicks that much with her.

She's a bit

like a Coca-Cola that's lost its fizz. It's a bit flat personality-wise.

And, um, she's going to Sri Lanka for a month next year. So like, if things got serious

and then she's off to Sri Lanka for a month, I'd be pissed. I'd be like, okay, why are you going to Sri Lanka when I'm here?

And she's always interested in going to weird countries like, I don't know, Morocco. Zimbabwe. I don't like that.

I'm not really into girls that have like this traveling thing,

cuz I want like a domesticated, settled down life.

I don't want some girlfriend just like flying off here and flying off there.

She also— I don't know, she like gets the cringe easily by things I say, which I don't like.

I want the girl to think I'm funny, not cringe at me.

She messages me every day saying she was crying the night before. Yeah, and you can only say I'm so sorry so many times before you don't know what else to say, where it makes you look like you're not caring. How many times am I supposed to say I'm sorry for your loss? Stop fucking going on about it.

I remember chatting to this girl from Liverpool back in 2021. She kept going on about her pet hamster, and then I lost it, and I was like, I don't give a fuck about your fucking hamster, and I blocked her.

That's probably— are these rage and crash outs are probably the why I got banned from the other dating apps?

You want to get rid of the Hiding My Room archives? Why? Because Ollie in the comments said there's an archive and I said not for long.

Yeah, I've got my legal team

filing a DMCA cease and desist.

I don't really care about the archive. You can't find the archive unless you have the link,

and it's not that— it's not my— it's not my videos that I'm worried about.

I'm mostly worried about my bumhole stuff.

I would prefer if you don't do that, Vichy. Do

Because I kind of like how the streams on Kick self-delete after 30 days. I think they should self-delete after 1 day, to be honest.

I'd rather not. I think as soon as you end the stream, there should be no bot.

I mean, you're supposed to be watching me live, not watching VODs.

Fine. How does it dodge perfectly every time?

Look, it's on my monitor. Should I shoot it with my BB gun?

I don't care about my life work. Oh yeah, I care so much about my stupid hundreds of clickbait lazy videos.

Not— oh, I killed it! Oh wait, did I? I tapped it. I don't— my tap is so weak you couldn't even kill a fly.

Really don't care about my legacy. Oh, my hard work clickbaiting a bunch of morons on YouTube.

My older work last year in Japan. I haven't lost it. It's still on my channel.

It's just set to private.

Oh, come on, VC dude, don't post a stupid archive. Why are you gonna do me like that?

But we're friends.

How's my Chris Broad video doing?

1,000 views viral.

When did I start Kick

officially? 2023. But technically June this year.

I'm a Kick ambassador.

It's like the algorithm is watching you vape. Yeah, kind of creepy, isn't it? Kind of creepy that these ads can now identify what you're doing and then serve you ads. I never really talk— I don't talk about vaping. I mean, sometimes I mention it.

How was I earning before Kick?

On YouTube.

How else?

How

much? About £2,000.

What would I do if Kit clamps down? Well, I mean, it's obviously not me.

It's the trolls doing it.

I'm not— why would I do it?

That'd be stupid.

Yeah, I tried KIT 2023. I

don't know why I bothered.

Because they didn't have KCIP back then.

Ah.

Oh, hot now.

Where's everyone tuning from?

Wow, look at that elbow hair. It's so long.

Yeah, so when I lose Kick,

what we going to do? I'm going to be broke again.

I better stop getting into more debt.

It's probably pretty obvious that I'm gonna lose Kick at some point. Could be next week, could be next month, could be next year. Good things never last, do they?

Well, if I lose Kick, I don't need the tech because you can only do gaming streams. On YouTube when no one watches it. Thankfully, I have a gaming audience here on Kick, so it's worth doing.

But I'd get like 20 viewers on YouTube if I gamed. I only get about 60 viewers on YouTube now.

Start traveling again? No, thank you. Do not want to get on a plane ever again. Unless I get insanely desperate for sex,

but then like there's like 30 million women in this country. Why do I go across to Japan?

It makes no sense to travel so far. It's not like there's no women in this country.

You know, it always, um, I always find it interesting how

when you're alone you feel ugly, like no one would be attracted to you, but then you meet someone, like you match them, and you would have never have met them if it wasn't for the internet. And they find you really attractive. They like your lips and they like your eyes and they like this and that. And then

it makes you think there's all these girls out there that might like you, just waiting.

It makes me think if Like, if we didn't meet on the internet and somehow I got a job at the place they worked, if they like me so much from matching on an app, would something have happened if we met naturally, like through a job? Like, would they have initiated something? Because I wouldn't have, because I don't

have the confidence.

You don't think they would have? Maybe. I mean, it just takes a special moment, like you're alone together and then eyes meet and then she asks you, oh, do you want to go to the movies?

But you can't really— you can't keep your name a secret if you get a job because your boss will know what your name is, and then the boss will be like, hey everyone, this is Daniel.

So meeting like that

Um,

you have a lot of things out of your control.

Or maybe you can be more honest.

Like, one day you get chatting and they're like, oh, what did you do before this? Oh, I just did some live streaming.

Oh cool, what's your channel? Uh, it's gone now. I deleted it because I got banned.

But you spend every day together, nearly. They might start growing an attraction towards you. And then this other stuff you've done in the past that you've been upfront about, they don't really care.

Tell them straight away.

Ah, no, I've never tried it.

Doubt it would work.

I never really had a job since 2017 where I've had co-workers.

I met other drivers when I worked at Every, but didn't really chat. It's just like, good morning, and then sometimes they would talk. But it would just be like

work stuff. Everyone's busy loading their vehicles. There's no time for chitchat.

Yeah,

I did just be myself on YouTube and everyone thinks I'm a sociopath. I get so many comments saying you're a psychopath, you're a sociopath.

So I don't think being myself is really going to help me.

You got so many girls through YouTube. Yeah, I guess so.

But I think that was just because I was doing cool stuff like living in Thailand or living in Japan.

Plus I had— I don't really— I don't know if any girls ever liked me because I had fame.

I never really had that much fame. Not enough for it to be something that makes me attractive.

Yeah, I did have fame. I had millions of people see me.

I think if millions of people know who you are, then yeah, you got fame.

There's channels smaller than mine And they do podcasts and they have guests like Andrew Tate or the guy from CarWow. I watched a podcast, the guy from CarWow was on it, and the channel guy had like 100K subs and treated it like a business.

And I've got more subs than he does,

but his— their channel is like up-and-coming channel with actual content and guests, whereas mine's just on its way out and dead.

I find it funny Spanish girl still texts me 2 months after we met the first time,

even though I haven't asked to meet again. The other 2 never messaged me again— gamer girl and Indian girl.

I think Indian girl got banned. She said, oh, I deleted my account. That's what I should have said, I reckon, because she already told me she's been banned before. I said, what for? She said some guy was being a perv and she told him to go fuck himself, and then she got banned. So if she got banned

before and she made a new account, she'll get banned again, won't she?

But no one's questioned me, like, where's my account gone? What happened to your account?

I can't really use the same excuse, can I? I'd be like, some woman was being pervert and I told her to go fuck herself, and then I got banned.

Disgusting gross old lady was trying to, um, groom me And then I called her disgusting pervy bitch. Doesn't— I mean, it works when you're a girl and there's like a guy being a perv.

Sounds kind of unlikely the other way around.

I got this idea for like a parasite human where it's kind of like, you know, in Alien when the facehugger latches onto the victim's face and like suffocates them with its tail and impregnates them but then keeps the host alive. Like breathing for it. What if it's like a parasite girl and she's naked, and then she jumps

on your face, latching her butthole to your mouth and nose so you can't breathe, but then she feeds you oxygen by farting in your mouth, and she's got like iron grip legs locked around your neck? And then she like rides you.

Why? I don't know. I haven't fleshed it out.

Like she's sitting on your shoulders, legs wrapped around your head, with butthole planted and fixed to your breathing holes.

Well, it has to be a very big butthole though to cover the nose and mouth.

I don't know, maybe she glues up your nose and then attaches butthole to mouth and feeds you oxygen and shit to sustain you by farting and shitting in your mouth,

and that's how she survives. But maybe her legs don't work, so she needs your body for locomotion.

Just an idea.

Tell us what poo tastes like. Just tastes like food because it's food, isn't it? Just tastes like smelly food.

Okay, so the nose goes into the vagina and gets clamped shut, so you can only breathe through your mouth. But then that gets covered by

the anus.

Like the Lord of the Rings saying, where it's one ring to rule them all.

And then in the darkness bind them. Like the rings are getting binded together. What, like butthole to butthole in the night? Or is it in the dark?

Yeah, it just tastes like poopy smelling food.

The time is 6. Time's going quite fast.

Yeah, I thought about experimenting with Spanish girl and telling her my real name to see if she'll Google it.

I think, I think nowadays Girls do Google the names of the guys they're interested in.

I'm kind of tempted to Google her name, but I'm not going to do it because I,

I don't really want to dig.

Like, I know my girlfriend's name. I know her last name too.

But I'm not going to Google it because I don't want to see her stuff, because I know it won't lead anywhere good.

I can't imagine what I would find that would make me feel good.

Like, I don't want to see her past stuff.

Like, I don't want to find stuff that affects my opinion of her.

Yeah, but women have different things to worry about. Like, is he secretly a serial killer?

I guess women have more to worry about than men do. I mean, men should worry too. Like, there's some psycho women out there.

Like, what if I Google her name and like some article from 5 years ago comes up about how she did this and did that?

I don't know, it's still bang.

It's like the main reason I got put off Crips is because I found out about her past.

If I didn't know about her past, I would think of her better.

I really hate the internet sometimes.

I mean, if you're a good person, you've got nothing to worry about because you wouldn't have any secrets because you're a good person. But so many people are not good people and have done shady stuff. I

mean, it exposes the bad people and then,

uh, just makes good people look good.

Like PewDiePie. Everyone knows everything about PewDiePie and he's a good guy.

Apart from that time he said the N-word. I saw this clip of xQc. Where he's speaking really fast and he says, you're not unique or special, but he says it so quickly it sounds like the N-word. It's like, you're not unique or special. And then he's talking to that guy, that guy who's Black, and he goes, did

you just say you N-words are not special? That's pretty funny. Why does he speak like that?

That's the only funny thing about XQC is when he talks really quickly and people don't understand what he's saying.

Now, if my girlfriend did dump me

Would I Google her name and get all stalkerish? No, I would not.

Would not do that.

Do you think one day we'll just have

I don't know, ChatGPT or the internet is built into our brains, and then you have access to all knowledge without having to spend years and years studying stuff. I feel like, like all the professions where you got to spend years and years and years studying, it's just to remember a load of stuff. But if you just instantly

download it into your brain, like doctors for example, I I don't think they're clever. They just remember a lot of stuff. There's nothing doctors know that AI doesn't know.

Or like a lawyer. Do you think lawyers are smart? They just know the law. They just know all the laws and they know how to like counteract laws.

AI can do that. It's not intelligence or creativity. It's just encyclopedic memory of laws because there's a lot of laws.

Why would you need a lawyer when you just got AI?

AI knows everything.

Damn, the stream's going so much faster than the Battlefield one. Battlefield 1, I was just so annoyed. Spawn, die, spawn, die, spawn, die.

Damn, I'm having an interesting conversation with Spanish girl. Maybe I'll use the same one. I said, don't you think in the future we'll just have ChatGPT built into our brains?

And then she said, yeah, maybe. And then that would render Humans useless or something. I said it sounds like a Black Mirror episode.

Maybe I ask Weed Girl if she uses AI much. That's a good topic, isn't it?

Yeah, I mean, I think it's a good question.

I could test out conversations with Spanish Girl

and then copy and paste it over.

It'd be like Vietnam for the USA. You know, part of the reason why the USA wanted the Vietnam War was so they could test out all these new weapons on the battlefield. Like, you say, oh, they lost billions of dollars bombing nothing and didn't even win the war. I think the main thing they got out of it

was they got to field test all these new weapons like napalm and Agent Orange.

It was just like an excuse, like a big weapons experimental playground.

Spanish girl could be my Vietnam

agent, Daniel.

Did you see the Black Mirror episode where they have everything recorded from their eyeballs?

Is it when they shut their eyes and they can like re— they can bring up the footage again? And then this couple were having sex and then they shut their eyes during sex and they like bring up memories of some ex. Because it turns them on more. I think I've seen that one.

It'd be like if everyone was just permanently livestreaming their whole lives. I think you can see why that would be a bad idea from me as an example.

I mean, I already do that already. I used to, to get a hard-on. I would— she even noticed it actually, because I would like put my head into the pillow and not look at her. I'm talking about faster. And then I'd like picture Chihiro or something, and she noticed it.

Otherwise I'd struggle to get an erection.

That's just how it be sometimes. She wasn't that bad. Yeah, I know, but it's just I, I found it difficult. To perform. I would actually— I actually didn't want to have sex. We were having sex like once or twice a month, and then when she got her period, I was like, oh, thank God,

because I would jerk off all day. So by the time it was nighttime, I wasn't horny anymore.

I don't know, I have this feeling like somehow we're related and my DNA was like finding it incompatible. You never know

how closely you're related to someone, but your DNA seems to know.

And it's weird because I found Mila very attractive, but I never jerk off to her anymore, or really ever.

No, I wasn't really— I mean, we did do it a lot, but

it wasn't like dirty and filthy. It was just very boring.

The only time it was like naughty was when she tried to break up with me and I talked her out of it and then we banged.

It went from breakup talk to now we're banging and it was kind of hot.

A similar thing happened with Chihiro where we were about to break up and then I licked her instead and then we did it.

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