talking about my plans for my future, Japan, girlfriend, ex wife [rGN_StRuz2A]

Testing, testing.

Testing, testing.

Um, hello, welcome back to a new stream.

Hair's looking good, sounds sounding

good. Oh,

what else?

Damn, I really like this computer.

It's so good.

Even the keyboard is nice.

I wonder if anyone even still looks at my

I don't even know if linking it on Twitter

even makes a difference.

I feel like I've gotten really good at

setting up the livestream. Do you remember

before I always had some kind of problem,

like the mic wouldn't work, so I had to

reset Streamlabs,

or I forgot to enable some setting and I

had to reset the whole thing. I haven't

had any problems recently.

I think it's mainly because I got good

internet now. Before we got this Wi-Fi, I

was using SIM cards, remember? And then I

had to multi- SIM bond like 3 SIM cards to

get a stable connection and it still kept

effing. Those were annoying days.

Don't like Palworld. Why not? I got bored

of it, to be honest. I got bored of it

right after I made the video about being

addicted. It gets boring. You set up a few

bases, you automate it so the pals mine

stuff. And then you go out and

you capture— try and capture some Pokémon

things. Then you come back to the base,

try and build more ammo and stuff like

that. It's just a massive grind fest,

isn't it?

No, no,

I got Tekken 8. That's way better. I

really like Tekken 8.

Anyone else get Tekken 8? What are

you going to talk about today? Well, it's

in the title.

Talk about everything. My plans for my

ex-wife.

She better get the bath running for when I

arrive, if you know what I mean.

Wow, my stream's looking good. We got the

title— I mean, the text at the top. We've

got the chat, we've got the dono goal.

See, this is why I don't want to sell my

laptop. You cannot have such a

cool-looking stream if you're doing it on

mobile. I mean, technically you can have

widgets and stuff, but it's so annoying

and fiddly to set up.

I tried Prism Studio on my phone and it's

got pretty good widget support, but the

phone gets blazing hot, and if I plug

my mic into the phone, then there's no

text-to-speech, and also there's no

real-time preview of what I'm streaming

because I like to look at my face whilst I

stream.

Maybe I'll message Chihiro, see if she'll

do like a livestream reunion. No weird

stuff, just, you know, ex-husband and wife

reunion for the fans, for the good old

days. Maybe she would say yes.

No, I haven't talked to her in 2 years. I

feel like every year there's been some

kind of Chihiro drama, even though we got

divorced. Like 2020, she was doing all

those livestreams with Hong Kong guy and

making videos. And then 2021,

was that when she made the Discord? When

did she make her own Discord server and

YouTube channel? I think it was 2021.

Then I, I raged out about that because I

was like, why do you want a Discord?

Don't make a Discord. All my haters are

just gonna be on it. And she made it

Was that 20? I think that was 2022.

2021, we started talking again after I got

dumped by Mina. I think that was 2022 she

made a Discord and stuff. And then 2023,

we found out her new boyfriend on YouTube.

And then we did some detective work and we

sussed out they've been traveling around

the world together. I wonder if 2024 would

have anything interesting.

I have to say, I kind of shot myself in

the foot by losing such a content cash

cow. Why is Chihiro so great for content?

She was amazing. It was like unlimited

content when she was around. I thought

I could provide the content without her by

myself. I was kind of wrong, wasn't I?

I miss having content.

I'm so bored these days. There's just

nothing to talk about.

Yesterday, I played Tekken

and then I made chicken. That's literally

all I did.

No one wants to start any drama with me.

I mean, the closest thing to drama I have

now is my mum burning my credit card PIN

code number and doxxing me. Oh yeah,

did I tell you my mum doxxed my address?

On Facebook. She was taking a video of the

cat, and the cat was rolling around on an

envelope that she was going to send to me.

Had my address on it, and now some people

know my address. So I got really mad.

I was like, oh my god, how could you post

my address on Facebook? You know there's

trolls and weirdos following you on

Facebook. And then she started shifting

the blame to me. She was like, oh, what

about me? You doxxed our home address.

As if that's my fault. That was an

accident. That was back in 2016 before

I even knew that I had to worry about

weirdos and trolls on the internet. I was

just making some silly wacky YouTube

videos in 2015 for like 10 people. I

didn't know my channel was gonna blow up

and then attract all these weirdos and

trolls. I didn't know people could find

the house address just because I showed

the garden. She's still blaming me because

people know our address. You know, they

could find our address even if I didn't

take any videos of the house, because you

can just look up my electoral information.

It will say Daniel Lord, Green— oh, I

nearly doxxed it. Daniel Lord, and then

the address is literally right next to it.

Even the phone numbers listed on the

electoral voting website. So I'm pretty

sure people would have found it anyway. I

mean, they could have just Googled my name

and then added my mum as a friend on

Facebook and then looked— I mean, that's

what they were doing back in like 2018.

They were adding my mum on Facebook and

then looking through all her photos. So

even if I didn't do anything, when you get

famous, you can't really stop it from

happening because there's all this social

media footprint.

But she should know better by now. It's so

dumb. I mean, why would you post a video

of my address onto Facebook? I can't

believe it. I've been trying so hard to

keep my address a secret for over a year,

and then she just posts it. So I got

kind of mad, and she got mad back at me.

Stream things your fans actually want to

see. Like what? I don't have any fans who

Apart from Blood Bucket. Oh, I got a

British girl in Japan. She said we could

meet up and we could vlog it.

So maybe something will happen. I mean,

it depends if there's people who want to

do stuff, but everyone— no one wants to

ever do stuff, and the only ones who do

want to do stuff are like weird guys. So I

don't really want to meet.

I can't believe she didn't think that it

would be a bad idea to post my address

onto Facebook when she knows— I mean, she

should know that there's weirdos following

her on it. I don't know how though,

because she set the Facebook to private.

I think if you're friends with my mum's

friends, then you can see her account

still.

Venus Angelic might be dead. Really? Why?

I wouldn't even be surprised if she died.

She's like the most depressing person in

the world. She's got all this money, she

can live in Japan permanently, she's got

still quite a big fan base.

Can you imagine what I'd do? I would kill

for that.

What is wrong with her?

Such a waste.

Damn, my hair's looking good today. See,

I'm telling you, when I first cut my hair,

it looks rubbish, but give it a week or

two, it will start looking good again.

So yeah, it's kind of annoying recently

about my mum. First she cuts my new bank

card in half saying it's not safe,

someone might steal your money. And then

she burns my PIN code for my new credit

card saying it's not safe. The letter

literally says in massive text at the top,

here is your PIN. And then she's like,

oh, I didn't know it had your PIN on it.

It literally says on it. In massive

letters. Obviously I need my PIN code

to use my credit card, and then she doxes

my address. What's wrong with her?

Honestly,

honestly, what is wrong with people? I

don't get it.

Why is Venus always so depressed? Yeah,

she's got like a horrible mum that did

some crazy stuff.

Come on, get over it already. It's been

like 10 years, 5 years, I don't know.

Apart from the mum thing, like, why is

Venus Angelic's life so bad?

What is so bad about her life?

I guess when you're depressed, it doesn't

really have to have a logical reason.

That's why it's called depression,

because you're sad for no reason, really.

Yeah, alcoholism. Alcohol is a depressant,

isn't it? So it's not great if you're

already depressed.

You know what makes you feel good?

Cleaning. Cleaning and cooking makes me

feel good. I'm going to 4-hour braise my

rump steak today and make golden curry.

And I'm going to vacuum the kitchen. You

know, nothing makes you feel better than

doing something productive.

Cook a nice meal, clean up your apartment.

It's weird, isn't it? You'd think doing

things that make you feel good would make

you feel good, but it actually just makes

you feel worse. And doing things that is

kind of like work doesn't feel good, but

when you've finished doing it, you feel

good. What do you think makes you feel

better? An hour of Tekken and

binge drinking or an hour of cleaning your

apartment and doing some cooking? I bet

you anything the second one is going to

make you feel better at the end.

But people are like, oh, I don't want to

cook, I don't want to clean.

It's boring. Get yourself a nice vacuum

cleaner and clean.

That's my advice. And then reward yourself

with a bit of Tekken.

Today I'm gonna stream maybe 5 hours.

I can't do these 8-hour streams anymore,

I just get too bored. I don't know what to

talk about anymore. I'm really like

squeezing the rock for any last drips

of stuff to talk about. There's just

nothing to talk about when it comes— when

it's about my life. There's just nothing

going on. Trying to find any

drop of content to talk about, but there's

just nothing.

Well, we'll find something.

I thought about selling my laptop because

my video game videos are not really

getting views. Don't really care about

gaming. But then I had a good time on

Tekken, and being able to set up my stream

like this is really useful.

So maybe I'll just keep it. The only

benefits of selling it is I'll get like

£1,000. And then I

can reduce my bag weight by 1.6 kg.

1.5 kg would make it a lot lighter.

So benefits, I get money, like $1,200,

and I get to lighten up my backpack.

Cons, I wouldn't, I wouldn't be able to

set up a stream like this.

It would be harder to do streaming using

just mobile apps, and I won't have gaming.

So I don't know if the cons are worth it.

The money would be nice. I argued that

gaming is good because I can make content

and make money. But I only make like $5 a

video. If I just sell it for $1,200,

that's like a million views worth.

What's more likely? I get a million views,

or I just sell this and then get the money

straight away? Let's face it, I'm not

gonna get a million. It'll take me like 3

years to get a million views at this rate.

So if we're talking about money, it would

be better to just sell it.

I made 4 videos about Palworld, none of

them got any views even though it's the

most trending game, but then my Tekken 8

video got 8K views, so I don't get it.

The money would be nice though.

So I'd get the money and lighten up my

backpack, but then I lose gaming and nice

stream setup. I could do the stream setup

on my phone, but then I don't think I'd

have text-to-speech. Because I have to

plug my mic in. When you plug a mic into

the phone, it disables the speakers.

But I can't find anyone to buy it. I got a

few messages, but then when I reply, they

don't reply back.

My mom said, what? You've been doing these

days? Nothing really,

just streaming. Oh wow, thanks Nicholas.

I'm banned on Airbnb. I'm so gutted

because I went on Airbnb and there's loads

of pretty cheap Airbnbs in Osaka for like

$800 a month. I'm so gutted

I got banned on it. Can I book it outside

of Airbnb? You see, I like

having text-to-speech. It's nice having

the voice. I feel like I'm not alone.

Yeah, maybe I'll keep the laptop. 1.5 kg

in my backpack is not really much, is it?

But my backpack is so light without the

laptop in it.

Ice is banned from Airbnb too but used a

fake ID. How does that work? Because when

you sign up to it, you've got to like

verify your identity.

Can I just Photoshop the ID then?

But the problem is I'll stay there

streaming it Stupid trolls would report me

to Airbnb, won't they? Because they'll be

easily able to find out where I'm staying.

My mum said, what am I doing these days?

Nothing really, just streaming and making

videos. How about you?

It's weird talking to my mum like this,

like she's a friend or something.

You delete my comments? No, I didn't. You

know, YouTube has a very strict comment

moderating system now. A few people

accused me of deleting their comments when

I was asleep. I woke up and I saw these

comments saying, Daniel, why'd you delete

my comment? I was sleeping. If you swear

or say anything like death threats or

killing or sexual, YouTube will

automatically delete the comment. It even

deleted my comments. When you say

T-E-R-R-O-I-S-M or

T-E-R-R-O-R-I-S-T, it deletes the

comments. Try typing it, it'll get

removed.

David Bun closes the windows, but you

could still see what the inside of the

Airbnb looks like. And then you just

search for Airbnbs and they match up the

So it's pretty easy.

It's not— oh, she's got a website,

nekonekoin.com. How much is it?

But I don't want to go to Tokyo. I hate

Tokyo. Tokyo is rubbish.

All the area around Tokyo sucks as well.

Chiba, Kanagawa, Saitama. They're like the

most boring. I've lived in all those

places. I lived in Saitama. I lived in a

guesthouse in Kanagawa. They're all really

boring. Got nothing interesting there.

Chiba is just boring. It's got Narita

Airport.

At least Osaka has got interesting places

around it, like Kyoto, Nara,

USJ, Corbett. All those places depress me

now. I'm getting the tingles.

I've been to all those places like USJ,

the aquarium, Kyoto with so many different

girlfriends now. My first Japanese

girlfriend Sayuri, I went to all those

places with, and then I went there with

Chihiro and And then I went there with the

first Korean girlfriend. And then recently

I went there with my current girlfriend

and going back there would just be so

miserable.

It was such a different vibe when my

girlfriend came to Osaka last year with me

before she found out about the YouTube

channel. Things have changed a lot with my

girlfriend. It feels different. Compared

to before she found my YouTube channel?

I think it feels different in a good way.

Like she knows what, what I'm like on a

deeper level. Because before she knew the

channel, she only knew me as like the

fake me or only the surface

level me. Now she knows basically

everything by watching my channel.

She even knows when I do the saliva thing

like this. So she's watching the stream

pretty closely because I only do that for

like 1, 2 seconds about 5 times over the

course of a 6-hour stream.

Unless the subreddit are clipping that and

posting it.

Damn, the viewership number's so low

today. 66. I don't get it. A couple

streams ago I had like 130 viewers, but

today 66.

And this is the same time I always stream.

Maybe the title wasn't good.

No, it's nothing to do with the time. I

always stream on Saturday at this time.

Last time I streamed on Saturday, I had

like 130 viewers because I said I was

quitting YouTube.

Maybe they thought, oh, he's quitting

YouTube, so I guess no point subscribing

anymore.

Cooking with Daniel will return when— I

don't see any point. The viewership drops

off when I start cooking.

I got no ideas for cooking. I'm bored of

making pies.

How many are still falling for that

clickbait? Still gets

more views than anything else I do when I

pretend to quit. Imagine actually quitting

YouTube. How am I gonna make money if I

quit YouTube? I'll have to get a job then.

There's no way in hell— hell will freeze

over before I quit YouTube.

How's the new channel? Kind of died

already. I only got 1,000 views on my

latest video.

I don't know what else to talk about.

Living in Thailand.

Maybe I'll just repost my Thailand vlogs,

like the Pattaya trip, the Phuket trip,

put a new title.

That's the problem. Even if you get a new

audience, you run out of stuff to talk

about. Then what are you going to do?

Isn't Chris Broad's sister in Thailand now

as well? They're in Chiang Mai.

Tell her she can't use my Abroad in

Thailand channel name. I'll sue her.

My legal team will take them down.

Why do you hate Tokyo? Because it's boring

and expensive and full of, full of gaijin

and weirdos trying to go viral on TikTok.

They're obsessed with the Shibuya

Scramble. They do the stupid Naruto run.

I saw some weirdo TikToker on the Shibuya

Scramble doing backflips and Naruto runs

on the scramble. They're so cringe. He was

like doing stupid faces and backflipping.

I can't stand these people. I wish Japan

just banned TikToking and streaming.

These people are so dumb and lame. I hate

them. I wish he did a backflip and landed

on his stupid head.

I hate these people so much. TikTok

influencers and wannabe YouTubers, the

worst people ever. Get a freaking job,

losers. At least

I don't disturb anyone. I just sit in my

room. I don't mind it if they're doing it

and not disturbing anyone, but they,

they're like just a menace to society.

I'm not a menace to anyone. I'm just in my

So it's not hypocritical for me to say

that because I'm not bothering anyone.

Who am I bothering? I'm literally

bothering no one.

None of my content has ever bothered

anyone apart from my ex-wife. Like one

person.

So yeah, all the weirdo cringe gaijin go

to Tokyo. Because that's all they know.

It's like Bangkok. Everyone comes to

Bangkok because they don't know where else

to go.

I go to the unexplored places like

Oita and what's

that other place? Nah, I went

to a place that started with N. I forgot

what it's called now. What was it called?

Not Nagoya, not Nagasaki.

Goddamn, I forgot the name of the place

that I met the single mother at.

Oh my God, what's it called?

It's got a lot of mountains.

It's kind of north of Tokyo.

Nagano. Yeah, yeah, Nagano Prefecture.

That's all. Completely forgot the name.

I think I'm getting old or something.

Yeah, Nagano Prefecture was quite nice,

very countryside-y, but for some reason it

didn't feel like Japan. They had houses

there made out of brick. It kind of felt

like being in the UK.

I think we might go to an island next

month. I can't believe February is going

to be my last month here. We've got how

many days? 4 days left in January and then

February begins. The final month in

Thailand. Can't believe it,

over already.

It's been such a long ride.

A year and a half in Thailand. I can't

believe I've been here for such a long

So yeah, I might do one last trip next

month. I probably won't vlog it. I can't

be bothered. The vlogs will get like 3K

views and make $10. I'll just film some

B-roll for my Thailand channel in case I

need some B-roll. I probably won't vlog

it. I don't know what to do for a travel

vlog. I just go to the hotel room, I say,

wow, it's got a bathroom. And then I say,

wow, look at the mountain, look at the

sea, wow. I don't know what else to say

when I go traveling to make a travel vlog.

It's just an island. We'll get on a boat,

go to the island, walk on the beach,

get some food. I'll just

get some B-roll for my second— I mean, my

3rd channel in case I

want to make a video.

Can we have the link to your Discord? I

don't know, people join and then they

don't talk. I feel like I'm talking to

myself most of the time.

Where is it? Invite people.

Only people who join are weirdo trolls who

spam and post dicks and then they leave.

Fine, I'll post it.

Leak all the Mina footage. I didn't take

any footage when we got back together. We

went traveling. I didn't vlog anything.

'Cause I thought, what's the point? She

won't let me post it.

Thinking, oh, we're gonna be together

forever. Did I honestly not think we were

gonna break up? Was I deluded into

thinking we were gonna be together

forever? Imagine anything lasts forever.

No, I deleted everything 'cause I factory

reset my phone. I don't like looking

at this old stuff. It makes me sad.

It's best just delete everything.

I had footage with Chihiro that I never

posted before we got divorced. I ended up

deleting it. It was when the train just

stopped on the tracks and then we were

stuck in the train for like an hour. I

think someone KYS'd on the tracks or

something, but it was hot and they closed

all the windows and they turned off the AC

because they shut the train down, and it

was getting all steamy like a sauna, and

it was quite packed. We were standing up

for like 40 minutes, 50 minutes in the

train, but it was

just footage of our feet in the train.

It wasn't interesting.

I made a Tekken 8 character. She looks

just like like Mila.

I swear it was an accident. You know the

character in Tekken called Lily? You can

change her hairstyle to brown with a

fringe with a ponytail. It looks just like

Mila. And it's funny because I suck at

Tekken, so I'm constantly just watching

Mila getting beaten the crap out of. I

keep getting beaten up.

People are too good on it. They just

juggle spam you and you can't even move.

I hate Tekken. It's annoying. You can't

move. They just spam juggling attacks

and you can't even do anything. If you go

up against someone who's really good at

juggling, you cannot move. I just go AFK

and like, screw this, and go into the

toilet. Have fun beating up on my AFK

character, loser. It's only fun when you

go up against someone who actually gives

you a chance to move.

I hate the jugglings. I think after you

finish getting juggled, you should have 2

seconds where you're invincible so you can

actually get up and try and do something.

And they don't let you get up.

The only way you'll get a chance is if

they screw up the combo. What is the point

of that? Such a stupid gameplay mechanic.

I think there shouldn't be any combos that

allow you to get juggled for so long.

It should be more strategic where you've

got to be careful and like pace yourself

and defend yourself, not just spam

juggling.

With Lily, when the enemy's in your face,

it's very hard to get them out of the way

so you can do a long-range kick juggle.

Her kicks are really good, but you've got

to be long-medium range. If they're in

your face, you can't get any of the kicks

off because they take too long. So you've

got to do the hand slaps to try and get

some space so you could do like a

somersault kick.

But lily's fun because you can do all

these somersaults and backflips and stuff,

but you need distance.

I'm new here. What is this channel about?

Well, my whole life mission is we

travel Asia whilst being broke and not

getting a job. And then we gossip

about girlfriends and people I met.

That's basically what we do.

I sit in a room, I go traveling, and then

I just sit in a room being bored and

then bitch and moan about annoying things

whilst being completely broke.

I think I found a way to fund my Japan

trip, but it's a secret.

Can't tell you.

That's one of the reasons why my channel

got a bit boring, because I can't be fully

open anymore because I'm not going

to say stuff that jeopardizes my plans.

So I've had to heavily censor myself

because I'm being monitored.

My mum said she's gonna retire this

year. What will you do when

you retire? Is she gonna say sell the

house? Can I have some money then? Can I

have like 200k? If she gave me 200k,

I'd put it into my high-interest savings

account, 8% interest a year.

Then I'll get

16k a year. Damn, that's good.

Oh damn, I would just do that.

No risk of losing it, 8% interest.

I'll wait until the end of the year and

withdraw my interest. I'll withdraw like

10k. Yeah, I got

a high-interest savings account,

8%. I'm not

saying 2k, I said 200k if she

sold the house. It says Discord

link is invalid or expired. What? I just

created it. Okay, let me try again.

How do I make a new invite link? It says

no limit, expires after 7 days,

create new link, copy.

Okay, try this.

8%, not 0.8. That would be so bad.

I would not do stocks if I got 200k.

Oh my God, I'm sick and tired of stocks.

Everything I have went down. I had Tesla,

now it's down 20%. I had China, it's down

20%. I've got gold, it's down 8%.

I got inverse SPY, it's down 5%. Market's

going up, but all my stocks going down.

So fed up with it.

I would rather just get an interest

savings account.

If I got a large amount of money, I don't

think I'd do stocks because I'd just lose

it, wouldn't I?

I don't know why I'm so bad at doing

stocks. Is it because I haven't been doing

it long enough? Or I'm just stupid. Am I

just really dumb to be able to just

nonstop lose money?

Maybe I'm still too new to it.

Oh wow, thanks Daniel. Time for you to get

back on OnlyFans. I don't want any late

payments. Yeah, maybe I will have to do

OnlyFans again. I can do

it in Japan, but I have to pixelate.

I don't have to be naked. I could just do

weird stuff like dress up as a girl and

show my bum, but not the hole. I don't

have to show the hole, do I? Just the

I feel like I can't really recommend

people getting into investing anymore.

I've been burned so badly.

I don't know if I'd say, yeah, you guys

should buy stocks.

It's so hard to make money.

What happens is you'll get lucky and

you'll make like 20% and then you feel

like a god. And then the next week it

would crash and then it'll be down 10% and

then you'll be in it for a year. And it's

still down 15%. And then finally the

second year it will come back up a little

bit so you break even. That's probably the

likely outcome.

I lost— my main portfolio is still down

like £12,000.

I managed to make back £1,000 last year.

But then it all just went down again at

the beginning of this year.

Yeah, if you invested in the index 3 years

ago, you would be up. But that's easy to

say. I mean, if you invested in anything 3

years ago, you'd be up.

Apart from China.

But what about now? Are you gonna be up

now if you invest in indexes now?

I don't have any money to buy anything

now. I can't even buy anything.

I've got minus 400 in my bank. I got my

YouTube money a couple of days ago. £500

already gone to my mum. I've got to save

£200 for my rent.

My bank account literally says minus £400,

I think. And I've got £100 in a savings

account. I've got £150 in my

revenue. My sister owes me £220. Maybe I

can get to zero.

Things are bad. I won't get another

payment until end of February, and it's

gonna be rubbish. My— excuse me— my

earnings for January were so bad. I think

if I'm lucky, I can scrape $400 income

this month and then $200 on the second

channel. So I think I can just get to $600

for January, plus maybe $50 on PayPal.

So bad. So I'm

looking at making £500

for January, then I've got to give it to

my mum. I'm screwed.

How are you going to Japan? Well, Japan's

already paid for. I've already bought the

tickets and the hotel.

I just need to figure out accommodation.

I'm probably gonna have to slum it out in

$300 a month.

It's gotten to a point where it doesn't

make financial sense to spend a lot of

money to prioritize content creation

because I'll make— I'll save more money by

sacrificing content creation for a cheap

place to stay over spending a lot

to be able to focus on content creation

because none of my content is getting any

views. Let's face it,

it's funny. My highest viewed video was

the old man shouting at me, so I'm

thinking, why don't I just IRL stream and

try and get clips for content?

But then I don't really want to IRL stream

again.

I really hate IRL streaming. It kind of

ruins the experience of being in Japan

because then you're constantly trying to

focus on entertaining the stream and

worrying about connection stuff.

Do you have enough money for Japanese

escorts? Probably not. I'm gonna have to

invest in a flashlight again. I had

a flashlight when I was staying at the

slum hotel, so I took it down to the

What is your future plan financially?

I don't know. I'm hoping I go back to the

UK and I just spam out videos and

something blows up and just do a lot of

That's my only hope.

Just spam out a lot of videos, stream

every day, see if I can scrape together

$800 a month.

I am so screwed.

I already don't know what to do.

The best I can come up with is trying to

bait people by name-dropping other

YouTubers and do like race-baiting stuff.

Why the new Miss Japan is not Japanese.

Have you seen that? Bloody white Ukrainian

woman won Miss Japan. It's an utter joke.

How, how the hell is she Miss Japan? She

doesn't have a single drop of Japanese

DNA. She looks like an ostrich with

massive DSLs.

She's not even pretty. Utter joke.

And then the previous Miss Japan was like

half Indian or something, and then before

there was like a half-black Japanese woman

who won it. None of them look Japanese.

And then even the The running-up Japanese

nominees, they're not even pretty. They

look weird. Have you seen the other actual

Japanese nominees? I swear you just go to

a train station and you could pick out way

more attractive normal Japanese women.

Yeah, I do get burned out if I stream too

much because I don't know what to talk

about. If you don't know what to talk

about, what, what are you gonna do on the

stream? You need stuff to talk

That's why Chihiro was a content goldmine.

Maybe I'll do a video about the Ukrainian

Miss Japan,

why she's not Japanese.

She said she moved to Japan from age 5,

so she's— what's the word they use?

I had the article up.

Naturalized Japanese citizen. What does

I just think for a beauty pageant they

should look Japanese, otherwise what's the

That would be like me winning Mr. English

Handsome Awards. The winner of

Mr. English, Daniel Lord.

Everyone would be like, what? He's

Sleep streams barely make any money and no

one watches it. It gets like 30 minutes

watch time. It'll make like $2 ad revenue.

People have to actually watch the content

to get ad rev. Just because he got views

doesn't mean it'll make money. Because

people are not watching the sleep streams

because it's so boring.

Now, when he gets views, if you're a hot

girl and people are like waiting for you

to accidentally show your bum, or you're

doing something crazy like you get tasered

for donos.

So she was born in Ukraine, moved to Japan

age 5. So I guess you could say culturally

she's Japanese in the same way that my

French girlfriend is French because she

was adopted and moved to France when she

was a baby. So she's not really culturally

Thai because she doesn't even speak Thai.

So maybe I would accept she could

say she's culturally Japanese if she

speaks like a Japanese and she grew up

there, but I wouldn't say she's Miss Japan

because she's not Japanese physically.

And the, the whole beauty pageant is a

contest of physical attractiveness, isn't

it? It's all about physical stuff, not

national cultural stuff.

So you should look like how the— you

should represent what the majority of the

population of Japan looks like to be able

to win it, in my opinion.

Maybe I'll— I mean, I could make a video

My race baiting videos do get more views

than usual. I don't think I'd get in

trouble for it,

otherwise I would have already gotten in

trouble for the PewDiePie video.

Imagine PewDiePie's kid gets Mr. Japan

award in 20 years for being blonde-haired,

blue-eyed, sweet baby.

I thought French girls, proper white

French. Yeah. Imagine me actually having a

white girlfriend. Just would never happen.

For some reason I can never get— I mean,

I had 2 ginger white girlfriends, but I

wouldn't consider them actual girlfriends.

They were just pump and dumps. No, the

French girlfriend was 100% Thai blood,

but she was adopted by French people.

There was a white German girl at the

guesthouse who seemed interested. She

asked me if I wanted to come to her room

to eat snacks, and I said no. Why did I

say no? I should have said yes. At the

time, I was playing video games or

something in the living room. She said,

if you want to come up to my room for some

German snacks. She ended up getting

impregnated by a Japanese guy and went

back to Germany to have the baby alone. I

think she had like an Asian guy fetish.

Why didn't I go up to the room? She

definitely was into me. She would, like,

make fun of me because I was very weird.

She would say, you look so suspicious.

And I remember I was eating chicken wings

with a chopstick, with chopsticks. And

then she came up to me and she was like,

why don't you just use your hands? And

then she slammed my hands into the chicken

wings. So she wanted to be touchy with me.

I should have said yes.

Biggest regret.

There was this other time as well. This

white girl moved into the guest house and

she was very young, like 20-something.

And then I heard her screaming in the

hallway about a cockroach. I should

have went out of my room and helped her,

but I just stayed in my room and pretended

I didn't hear anything. Big mistake.

Does she have to raise it alone? She

probably raises it with her family.

I wonder how PewDiePie kid's gonna turn

out. Everyone in my comments on that

hate video— I mean, the hate comments on

that video— they're all saying PewDiePie

has infinite money, the kid will be fine.

Yeah, cuz that's gonna solve everything,

isn't it? Actually, I think having money

is just gonna make it worse.

How'd you get so many girlfriends as a

nerd? I don't know. I think

you just have to be good-looking and act

kind of cute and goofy.

I think acting dorky and goofy is what

helped me. Thoughts on bum holes and

willys? Oh, thanks. I think they're very

smelly.

Why spamming Thorfinn is activated?

I don't know, I don't really have a secret

trick to getting girls. They just seem to

like me. I think it's my hair.

I've got very nice hair and

I'm very unintimidating.

I'm very like soft boy,

soft boy feelings, soft,

soft boy vibes I give off.

Some girls like it.

How do you act like when meeting girls?

I'm very shy. I'm not talkative. Usually

the girl asks all the questions because I

don't know what to say. I let them take

the lead in the conversation. If the girl

doesn't take the lead in the conversation,

it usually goes nowhere and I don't see

them again because we just sit there in

silence. I have had

dates where the girl was really quiet as

well and it was so boring. I end up just

ghosting them. I like it.

My favorite type of woman is when,

when you can say kind of dumb stuff And

they will make fun of you for it. So my

tactic, if you want to call it a tactic,

is I say dumb stuff on purpose to try and

get a reaction out of them, to get them to

fill in the role of making

fun of me.

And then they laugh. I act goofy.

I don't know, like, what's a good example?

I don't know,

it just kind of happens randomly. I don't

But if they're super serious and they

don't talk much, it doesn't go anywhere.

That's why I always end up with

girlfriends who kind of like mother me,

because if they don't, then it's not going

to go anywhere.

I need the girl to find me cute and funny

in a weird way. If they don't, then it's

not gonna happen.

I think over the years I have become good

at figuring out what kind of girl

would like me. And which ones to avoid.

Like the ones who are super bitchy and

young and into fashion and makeup.

They always don't like me. So I

know exactly the type to avoid because I

know I'm wasting my time. You know what?

You know the ones I'm talking about.

They're really into the hair and looks and

they do their nails.

I have no chance with people like that,

so I just ignore. It's a waste of time.

They're also not good financially because

they usually expect you to pay for

everything and they don't have a job. I

like the ones who have a job and and can

kind of sugar mommy me in a way.

A young cute girl in her 20s, she's never

gonna sugar mommy you, and she's gonna

think you're a loser if you expect that.

So don't waste your time.

I don't really want to be a sugar daddy.

I can't even afford it. I don't

like— I don't like the feeling of having

financial superiority over a woman and

being like, Oh, you depend on me.

I'm going to protect you with my money and

buy you stuff and shelter you in my home.

I don't really get anything out of that.

It doesn't arouse me.

I like being taken care of.

Like a pampered puppy.

That's always been my tactic.

Do you support having kids?

I don't know.

Yes, because someone's got to do the work

when I'm old. Someone's got

to flip the burgers, keep the world going

round,

fight the wars.

Need fresh blood for the sacrifices.

I really hope massive war doesn't erupt

within the next 10 years. These are my

last 5 years of being young. And then I'll

be 40, and then life is over.

5 years left, then I'm gonna hit the big

4-0. I think even when I'm 40, nothing's

gonna change. I'll still just be bumming

around in either Japan or Asia, being

broke.

Why not? What else am I gonna do? Why do

people want me to grow up and become

mature? I get comments like, I was hoping

Daniel has matured by now, but it seems

not. What do you mean mature in what way?

You think I'm not mature because I don't

get a job or something?

I'll probably start dyeing my hair when

I'm 40. I don't want to look old.

I think I will try to not look old.

Why can't I travel the world and not get a

job without people thinking I'm immature?

What's wrong with that? The reason why I

travel the world is because I don't want

to live in the UK.

I don't want to live in the UK because

it's boring and it's expensive and

people are racist to me.

I like being in Asia because Asian people

are not going to be racist towards an

Asian person, and it's cheap and

it's interesting.

I can't think of any good reason to live

in the UK. The countryside is nice, I

guess. Food is good.

Fish and chips. I would like to go back to

the UK for a couple months, but I don't

want to stay there forever.

I'm always going to be wanting to go

somewhere else like Asia, Japan.

You had permanent residency in Japan and

blew it. Yeah, that's the weird thing. I

had an opportunity to live in Japan and I

threw it away, didn't I? Because I got

bored in Japan. I felt miserable just

being stuck in that stupid little

apartment. I thought, oh my God,

am I going to die here? Am I going to be

70 years old living in this stupid

apartment behind this hospital?

I miss my home. I miss the UK. I miss

countryside. I want to live a

few months here and there in different

countries. Because I

get bored anywhere for too— if I'm in one

place for too long, I get bored.

I was so bored in Japan when I was

married.

Yeah, I saw the article. It said the UK

was gonna look for volunteers for the

army, but they said it's not conscription.

Don't get how you afford traveling that

much with a rather low income. Yeah, I

don't know either.

Mostly thanks to women letting

me stay with them or getting me an

apartment.

Let's see, what's that article? UK Army

volunteer article.

Maybe I should volunteer for the army.

Why I hate being in the army.

UK— what? Recruiting volunteers. What was

the article called?

Uh, UK will need a citizen volunteer army

to help deter Russia.

Why is Russia going to invade the UK?

Just send the army of immigrants we have.

Cannon fodder.

UK must urgently expand the size of the

army to around 120,000 within 3 years.

Well, I thought it was stupid. Wasn't it

David Cameron? He, he cut the size of the

army by like 80%. That was

such a stupid idea. All it did was

embolden our enemies because they're like,

oh, UK's army is really weak now.

Stay with Blood Bucket instead of a guest

house. Yeah, that would cut costs

dramatically, wouldn't it?

Could do that.

You know, my sister was saying it would be

better if the world had female leaders,

then maybe there wouldn't be war. Look at

what's happening now. I think that all

the wars happening right now are because

the Western leadership has become a very

feminine So you got masculine leadership

and feminine leadership. Masculine

characteristics would be stuff like

invasion, strong military, colonization,

slavery. That's like, oh,

pure masculine. And look how much progress

and success we achieved with that

masculine mindset. And now look at the

Western leadership where you had Angela

Merkel a literal woman as the German prime

minister. You've got very feminine

leadership happening right now, which

includes slashing

military funding, a very feminist move,

allowing millions of immigrants and

migrants to come into the country and

refugees. Very feminine move.

I mean, look at what happened with the

Ukrainian refugees. My mum and sister were

saying, let's get Ukrainian refugees in

the house? And I was saying no. Women want

to let people in and share

the resources with everyone because they

want to help people. Men want to keep

people out and protect territorial

borders.

So I think all the wars happening right

now is because of a lack of masculine

leadership in the West.

You think slavery is the answer? When did

I say that? I said slavery is like a very

masculine thing to do.

To conquer and subjugate is like a very

masculine move.

Have you seen the borders of Poland

getting swamped

by thousands of Belarus immigrants,