update on my new thai girlfriend and life in thailand

Ahem. Ahem.

Hello, welcome back to a new video.

My laptop's so noisy, let me turn the fan

down a bit.

Oh no.

I hate it when it does this.

I was doing that glitch again where— why

is it so laggy? That was weird.

Why is there no sound?

Oh, real tech.

There's still no sound.

Can you hear sound?

We can only hear you, but I have my volume

turned up. I can't hear the game sound.

Oh, there's smudges on my glasses. I hate

when that happens.

Everything's going wrong. I can't turn the

fan speed down. Sometimes on Razer Synapse

thing, you press on battery performance

mode and there should be like a toggle for

how fast the fan is, is how fast the fan

is spinning. But then sometimes it

randomly just doesn't appear and then you

have to reset the computer.

Well, what's that?

Oh, big baby ham following.

Oh, I can hear some sound now.

I haven't played this in ages. Why is it

all dark purple?

I forgot what the controls are.

How do you sprint? Well,

what's happening? How do I change weapon?

Why are there zombies in it now? Are

these— these just NPCs, aren't they?

I hated it when they started putting all

these NPCs and bots in the game because

there's not enough real people playing it,

I guess.

Why do they put zombies in it? I swear

Fortnite was just fine when it first came

out, and they kept adding more, more

stupid stuff to it.

Do you remember my, my skin? Oh, these

now.

They've added a load of random Halloween

stuff, I guess. Do you remember

my Fortnite skin? I got this probably in

2018 when I used to play it with my

viewers.

How's Thailand? Uh, yes, okay.

I went for lunch yesterday with my

girlfriend and her cousin and her cousin's

friend. I got killed.

Remind me later. How do you just play

normal battle royale without any stupid

zombies and weird stuff?

Maybe it's this one.

Play.

You even gave us Fortnite roles. I think I

still have the people on my friends list

that used to play Fortnite with me.

Where's the friends list? It's been such a

long time. Oh, here they all are.

I'm gonna accidentally dox their

usernames. Maybe these are all the people

who used to play with me from back in

2018. All gone.

Maybe some of these guys are still

watching. I don't know. I doubt it.

Is she still making you pay for petrol?

Uh, yeah, she said she has to,

she has to buy petrol maybe every 3 or 4

days, and she said it's going to cost like

2,000 baht every 5 days. So if she goes

to work 20 days a month, it's going to be

like 8,000 baht a month just to buy

petrol, which is £200.

And she asked me if I would be willing to

move closer to where she works But I don't

want to move closer to where she works. I

want to be near the Bangkok center because

I want to do IRL streams. If I move

closer to where she works, there's nothing

in the area. It's just like roads and

buildings. I want to be near central

Bangkok where the action is. I also

don't really want to move closer to where

Psycho Husband is.

So it's kind of tricky. I don't know what

we're gonna do. I want to live in central

Bangkok.

She wants me to move closer to where she

works, or I have to just pay her petrol,

like £200 a month.

She said she can't get a new job until a

few more months for some reason.

I mean, I might not even be here in a few

months because even if I was going to get

the Thai Elite Visa, you have to be

outside of Thailand to apply for the

Thailand visa. It's so dumb. For any

visa you're applying for, you have to

apply for it outside of Thailand.

And the Thai Elite Visa said it takes 3

weeks to a few months to process, so I'd

have to go out of the country for a few

months maybe waiting for this visa to

process.

So I don't know what's going to happen

after a few months. It's already been

nearly 1 month.

I can't see an easy way to get a visa

apart from leaving the country for a few

days and then coming back in.

It's funny they added cars.

I don't know about the music. Wait, how do

I turn the music off? Some of

it might be copyright music. It says

music's at 0%. Why can I still hear it?

What?

I don't know why there's music when I turn

music off.

Do you remember how popular this game used

to be? 2017,

it was like everyone was playing it.

I'm so bad at it now.

Yeah, it's kind of tricky. I don't know

what to do. There's no quick and

easy way to stay in Thailand longer. The

easiest way is getting the Thai visa,

Elite Visa, for 5 years, but then I

don't think I'd want to stay. I can't

imagine actually staying in Thailand for 5

years straight.

Have I tried Overwatch 2? Nah, it looks

boring. I don't understand the hype around

Overwatch. It doesn't look very

interesting.

Maybe I'll play Rainbow Six instead of

this. I can't find an interesting

game to play.

Why is my mouse stuck in the middle of the

Your videos will get more views in

Thailand. Not by much.

I got more views from the whole crazy

ex-husband stuff, but then I After that,

the views dropped back down again to what

they were when I was in England, just kind

of hovering around 10K, slightly below

People got bored again when there was no

more husband drama. People get bored so

easily.

Would I marry her to get a spouse visa?

No, I'd just get the Thai Elite Visa if I

really wanted to stay.

It's a lot of money.

Go— why don't you go back to her house and

tell entry guard to deny the ex entry?

Yeah, I know, that would make sense. It's

so dumb. They've got this big security

barrier, security guards. You've got to

have a special card and ID to enter, and

then they just let in her stupid crazy ex

who doesn't live there.

And he just said some rubbish like, oh, I

have a house here and I think it's being

robbed, and they just let him in. What,

what an utter psycho to be able to lie

like that. The guy must be absolutely off

his nuts. Can you imagine what

kind of sane person would do what he did?

If you've lost your woman, do you really

think that chasing away the guy that she's

with now is gonna get her to come back

with you? You lost her. Give it up. Let it

go. She doesn't like you. She doesn't want

you. Why are you wasting your time trying

to threaten and chase away her current new

boyfriend? It's so dumb. How can people be

so clever that they can get bachelor

degrees and get a job in medicine, but

then they're so stupid in other things

like relationships? You obviously treated

her like shit, which is why she doesn't

like you anymore. If you were such a great

guy, then she'd still want to be with you.

Stupid fucking crazy nutjob.

If I ever see his face again— Oh,

stupid weirdo. Now some people just

completely mental in this stupid world.

When they get fucked telling

me they're gonna kill me, eat my shit.

Fucking idiot.

Yeah, you just try it, see what happens.

Oh, it pisses me off so much. I didn't ask

to get involved in this stupid drama. If I

knew she was involved with some crazy guy,

I would have said no thanks.

Why is it so strong? What?

Why is it so strong?

I'm lagging so much as well.

What is this? It's just running all over

the place. It seems to be lagging quite

a bit.

Fortnite isn't what it used to be.

Am I a good partner? I might not be the

best partner. But at least if a girl moves

on, I don't start doing weird creepy stuff

like trying to find out

where her new boyfriend is and then

threatening him to leave the country.

That's just complete psycho stuff. Can you

imagine I go and track down Mila's new

boyfriend and I'm like, you get in my car,

I take you to airport, you go back to your

country. Like, what kind of absolute

mental weirdo must you be to even consider

doing that? Number one, I wouldn't even

consider doing it. I wouldn't even think—

the thought wouldn't even come into my

mind at all. But then to actually take

action and to do it,

it's like a whole other level of

craziness.

People are weird.

Oh, my girlfriend's messaging me.

She said we're having a Halloween party.

Where?

What do I think of Thailand now? Uh, I

like it. I think it's nice.

Don't really have many complaints.

She said we're having a Halloween party

when I come back to you. With who?

She's not gonna try and get me to dress

up, is she? Why is this, this connection

thing an X popping up on my screen?

Uh, Fortnite sucks. I don't know why I

used to like it so much. They really

ruined games by adding more and more stuff

to it. I used to really like Fortnite.

It just looks all weird. What is this? It

looks like No Man's Sky now.

Completely forgot how to build stuff too.

Come on, change weapon. Oh, I killed

someone. How do I pick stuff up?

Oh my God, actually that was quite fun.

It is quite fun sometimes.

She said, you and me only, our party.

What do you want to do?

Play Elden Ring? No, I deleted Elden Ring

because I ran out of space. Also, Elden

Ring videos don't get views anymore.

People don't really care about Elden Ring

anymore.

I can't find a good game. Maybe I'll just

go back to Rainbow Six. I haven't played

that in a while. Does your girlfriend know

about your social anxiety? Maybe,

because yesterday we went for lunch with

her cousin and his— her cousin's friend

was also there, and her cousin's friend's

girlfriend was also there. So there were 5

of us and they were speaking— they did

speak in English for a bit to try and

include me, but They kept slipping back

into Thai, and then I just sat there just

staring off into the distance. I didn't

want to take out my phone because it felt—

I don't like looking at my phone when I'm

in social situations. So I just kind of

sat there zoning out. It was really

awkward. The cousin

was nice, but I liked the cousin's friend

because he spoke pretty good English and

he was all into business and

financial stuff, and we also talked a bit

about video games.

But it was kind of awkward when they asked

me what I do for a living, and I just had

to say, yeah, I do art, but I'm not really

doing it now. I just do it on and off

part-time. Then he says, so what do you—

what, what do you like to do on your—

during your free time? And I, I just said,

uh, I play Elden Ring. Play video games.

So awkward when— I really wish I could

just tell people that I do YouTube and I

do livestreaming because that sounds

interesting. People don't often come

across people who, who do this for a

living, but I have to keep it a secret.

It's kind of annoying.

She said she wants to do cake decoration

and makeup my face.

Why do we have to do anything? Stupid

Halloween. I watched, I watched

the Halloween livestreams from Shibuya in

Tokyo yesterday. I think it was yesterday

or Saturday, and there was so many

people. Jake and Bake was streaming.

And then someone in my Discord was also in

Shibuya and he took some photos of the

place whilst Jake and Bake was streaming.

It was funny. I wish I was there to

livestream it. I don't know if they did

anything in Bangkok where they dress up.

Oh yeah, in Korea, 150 people died doing

that. There were so many people,

there was like a stampede of people in

Itaewon, and they all got crushed in this

narrow street. Hundreds of people

collapsed and they were getting CPR, and

then 150 people died. It's crazy. It's

insane. It seems like they handled the

situation better in Japan, but it looked

pretty crowded in Japan as well. There's

so many people just walking around.

It's kind of funny what they do for

Halloween in Asia, because in England,

Halloween is something kids do. You could—

what was that? Halloween is for kids.

The kids get dressed up and they go from

house to house in, in the neighborhood and

they ask for candy. They say

trick-or-treat. Kids didn't really do it

in my neighborhood when I was a kid, so I

never really saw anyone do it. But that's

the whole idea of Halloween. But in Japan

and Korea, for some reason, they think

it's like a massive cosplay dress-up

street party. It's not really what

Halloween is about. It's not a massive

cosplay convention.

But they all like to get dressed up and

they go into the streets of Tokyo and they

all gather. Get drunk and stuff.

Wasn't it a few years ago that they, they

got really drunk? Everyone got really

drunk and then it went kind of crazy and

they overturned the car and there was

riots and stuff. So now they're really

strict about it and you're not allowed to

drink alcohol on the street. If you get

caught drinking alcohol, they fine you. I

saw Jakenbake. He met some viewer. The

viewer handed him a can of beer And then

he was sitting in a park, and then this

park attendant guy tells him off for using

a tripod. He said, you're not allowed to

use tripods in this park. So Jake and Bae

just says, oh, what if I collapse it and

turn it into a monopod? And then the park

attendant said, oh well, that's okay.

It's so dumb. What's the difference using

a tripod or monopod? Why can't you use a

tripod in a park? What's wrong with that?

And then tells— he also tells Jake off for

having a can of beer, asked him to empty

it. Japan's so lame right now.

Japan's always been lame, but with the

whole COVID stuff, it's just really

amplified their lameness with these stupid

random rules that make no sense.

I don't see any logic behind banning the

use of a tripod in a park.

I can't even think of why they decide to

ban a tripod. Maybe they think, oh, if we

let people put up tripods, it's gonna

block the place up and then crowds

are gonna gather because they think it's a

TV show happening. I hate that

Japanese still wearing masks outdoors.

Yeah, that's another thing, doesn't make

any sense. Do you

have a menu about Halloween? I have no

idea. Lol. I'm a 33-year-old

grown man, not interested in bloody

Halloween, for Christ's sake.

What are they doing? Are these people?

Oh, guards. This game is so

dead they've got to put all these NPC bot

players in it.

Thousands of people tried to squeeze

through a small alley. Yeah, and even,

even when the rescue services got there,

people were still stuck. There was still

like a group of people in the middle of

the street just stuck. They couldn't move.

I don't understand how they can't move.

What if the people on the edges of the

group just moved and walked away?

What was stopping them from walking away?

It was very strange.

Oh my God, how'd you build?

Where's my health?

Where is he?

Oh, I've only got a sniper.

Halloween's for people who like to party.

Yeah, do I look like a party person?

Maybe we can order online from pizza

company or McDonald's. Okay, sure.

Maybe they have Halloween special food.

Uh, what else did I do? Oh yeah, so

yesterday we went to a Japanese restaurant

with her cousin and her cousin's friends,

and then I went

to the camera shop and I bought myself a

tripod. Guess how much it cost? I got the,

the official GoPro mini extension tripod

thing, which I had before, but I broke it

because I lost my temper for some reason.

I forgot why, but a few years ago I lost

my temper and I smashed my GoPro selfie

stick. The thing cost £35.

It's so expensive for a tripod.

It's like £10— I mean, 10 times more

expensive than the cheap tripod I bought

during that livestream.

But this one's better because it has an

extending pole, so I could make it extend.

Also, the hand grip is more rounded, so

it's more comfortable to hold, and I can

put my Flip Z phone into it. Not sure when

to do another IRL stream. I quite enjoyed

it. It's just a few technical problems,

like the live view setup sucked.

My phone was way better for streaming.

And then the stabilization was really bad.

I didn't realize stabilize— stabilization

was off, and no one said anything about it

during the stream, so I thought everything

was just fine. I rewatched it. Every time

I take a step, the whole thing just shakes

like an earthquake is going off. I guess

people don't really care what my videos

look like. They just watch to hear or

listen to But no one said anything in the

chat. It turns out I didn't even have

stabilization turned on in the settings on

my phone. But when you turn it on, it

crops in the field of view a little bit,

which I don't like. I like it to be wider.

But it's either have it wider but shaky,

or have it a little less wider but

stabilized. So I'm going to try turning it

on next time.

I could get one of those gimbal things,

but they're a bit expensive and I feel

like that's a bit overkill. And they look

really stupid as well. They're not very

discreet. What am I filming

on? What, what do you mean?

Now?

When I make videos recently, my videos

have been on the iPhone 12 because they

were just unplanned random stuff

when I was in the car when I nearly got

kidnapped. So that was all on my iPhone

because that was the only camera I had at

the time. All my other stuff was in my

bag. I haven't really used the GoPro.

I used the Flip Z for a livestream outside

a couple days ago,

kind of just using everything randomly.

Did I sell my iPhone Mini? No, I still use

it. Still my

favorite phone because it's small. No

other company makes a phone that small.

Even Apple doesn't make it anymore.

Oh, it's no point killing someone who's

unarmed.

Even Apple stopped making the mini version

of iPhone. There's no iPhone 14 mini.

Oops, I killed him. Well, I did give him a

chance to run away and then he tried to

iPhone 14 is a bit bigger than the mini.

Maybe I'll get the iPhone 16,

but the mini 12 is still good for me.

Is connection okay when riding a tuk-tuk?

Can you imagine the live view with the,

the live view on a tuk-tuk? It would be

doing that weird stretching thing over and

over again because it would be bumpy. I

definitely would not use the LiveU again.

Completely wasted my money with that. How

come no one else has ever said anything

about— maybe it's just me who's having

this problem because

I've seen other streamers use it and when

they move quickly it doesn't glitch out

for them like it does for me.

But it's kind of rubbish if whenever you,

you run a little bit or

even shake the bag a little bit, it does

that weird glitch. I don't like it. That

doesn't happen with my phone.

Oh, what's that? I think I might have— it

was kind of risky buying a selfie stick

in front of her. And then I joked about,

oh, I want to be a YouTuber, maybe I

should get this expensive vlogging camera.

They had a vlogging camera kit in the

camera shop. And it had a tripod

and a microphone that you plug into your

phone. And I said, maybe I want to become

a YouTuber. And then she was really into

the idea. She was saying, yeah, we should

do it, and then we can make videos about

Thailand, and we

can do this and that, which would be

great, but I don't know.

I'm still worried about her reaction when

she finds my channel because

she might be upset I lied so much about

everything.

And I don't even know if my viewers would

be interested if, if we did travel videos.

They just want drama.

I would love to do travel vlog stuff if

people actually watched it, but they just

don't. They want stupid dumb drama like

ex-husband tried to kill me.

This game feels so dead. There's like no

hype around it anymore.

Why did Fortnite fall off? I feel like

Fortnite started to fall off when Apex

Legends became big. I don't like Apex

Legends. It has a weird feeling to it

that I'm not into.

I think we spent 7 hours yesterday at the

shopping center. Her cousin lives

in Chiang Mai, but he came to Bangkok for

one day to meet this— to meet this person

he met off the internet to do a business

meeting with. It just seemed weird. It

seemed like they never met before because

they shook hands and they were like, nice

to meet you. So I think they met online.

One of them lives in Australia and knows

about business, and then her cousin does

something businessy about— I don't know,

I don't actually know what he does because

I didn't ask, but it seems like they want

to start a business together where they

sell some kind of Thai products in

Australia. So they were meeting to do

this business thing. It just seemed kind

of weird, like he was getting scammed by

this guy. It just seemed really shady.

I don't know if he's going to end up

sending a load of money to this guy.

I got weird vibes from it. It just didn't

really seem legitimate.

And then they were saying about how they

want to move to Australia to do a business

idea and why Australia is better and all

this stuff. Kind of boring. Why would you

want to go to Australia? Australia is so

boring and so expensive. Cost of living

in Australia is crazy, I think.

And as, as an Asian person, I wouldn't

want to live in Australia. Australia is

like the most racist white country next to

the UK if you're Asian.

It's just like full of racist white people

who want to have sex with Asian girls.

It's my, my image of Australian people.

And they say the C-word all the time, the

C-U-N-T word, way too much.

I'm not a big fan of Australia. For

personal reasons involving an Australian

guy fucking my wife for

over a year. It's so unfair. She let

Australian guy fuck her as a sex friend

with no commitments. She didn't complain

when he went on Tinder and slept with

other women, but when I do it, oh, she's

like, oh, Daniel ruined my life.

Why won't Chira let me be a sex friend

with her? Why do I have to be tied down

and be a married man with her? She lets

Australian guy do what he wants.

So unfair.

If I asked her now, hey Chihiro, we're

divorced now, but would you be interested

in being sex friends? You know it was good

between us when we were together. She

would say no, obviously, but she said yes

to Australian guy even though

he made it really obvious that he, he

wasn't interested in her romantically.

How do you know it's boring? Because it's

just basically UK version 3.5

but in a hotter climate.

It looks like the UK because it basically

is just built by people who came from the

UK. Same as America. America just looks

like the UK or Europe because

it was built by Europeans, so obviously it

looks like Europe. There's nothing exotic

or exciting about these New

England countries. I might

as well just go to England. I came— I come

from England. Why would I want to go to

like England version 2.5 or 3.0?

They just seem like worse versions of

England. I don't see how America is a

better version of England. I don't see

how Australia is a better version of

England apart from The weather might be a

bit nicer.

I like Asia because it's weird.

Asian countries are weird in an

interesting way, and they're cheap, and

the women are hot and not fat.

Do I have an opinion on the new Prime

Minister of the UK? Who? Rishi Sunak. I

actually quite like Rishi Sunak. He seems

like he's confident, he's well-spoken, he

doesn't stutter and stammer all the time

like Boris Johnson. He seems like he has a

plan, he understands the economy and what

needs to be done.

He seems like a much better choice than

Liz Truss, who just seemed like a bumbling

idiot. She kept U-turning

on everything she said. She said, well,

we're going to do this, and then she

changes her mind and doesn't do it.

Liz Truss didn't fill me with confidence.

She just seemed like she didn't know what

she was doing. But Rishi Sunak seems a bit

evil, but in

a clever way, like in a cunning way.

Boris Johnson seemed kind of dumb, like

dumb gorilla type confidence. Rishi Sunak

is like Jafar from Aladdin or Scar.

Seems cunning and devious but confident

and seems to know what— he seems to

have a plan.

And now I think about it, he really

reminds me of Jafar. That kind of

evil look.

And the stock market seemed to approve of

Rishi Sunak. I think the UK stock market

had a little rally when Rishi Sunak was

announced as PM.

I kind of want the pound to go down though

because I make my money in dollars, so

when I convert the dollars into pounds, I

get more pounds.

I forgot what the button is for building.

Is it Shift or is it 1? No,

is it F1? No, that's something else.

My blistered finger is getting a lot

better now. All the disgusting dead skin

peeled off and this fresh new layer of

skin started growing. And it was soft and

red for one day, but now it's getting

thicker and it's looking less

gross now. Oh, there's only 12 people left

and I haven't really done anything.

Oh, what's that? Is that a zombie?

How do you build 4 and 5?

Oh, that just changes my weapon.

What's this? Oh,

oh, someone there. Oh, why isn't he

Oh, why does she look like an anime girl?

I hate it. Every time you reinstall the

game, it resets the controls to default

key bindings, and the default key bindings

I hate it when the sprint button is on

Shift. I always change sprint to E because

it's easier to press. And then changing

weapons, you always have to use some weird

button layout. I have to change it to

something else. I think I had building on

Q, but Q is usually use

item. How's the itchiness down there?

It's fine now because she's on her period,

so we haven't been doing it recently.

I guess that's what periods are for, is to

give couples a break from you know what.

Give your genitals some time to repair

from all the action. And also it's like a

nice, nice little window of opportunity

to, to get hungry again, because when

you're having steak every night, you get a

bit of steak fatigue. And then you need a

bit of a break. But if you're addicted to

steak, it's hard to have a voluntary

break. So it's nice to have a forced

break because I

was getting a little bit fatigued. I think

when you're having so much you-know-what,

you get to a point where you actually miss

just jerking off and watching porn. So

it's nice to go back to watching porn for

a bit, but now I'm starting to miss the

real thing again. So hopefully her

period finishes soon. She gives you itchy

dick. Yeah, sometimes— usually Asian

girls give me itchy dick if I don't wash

it after we do it. I had about 4

girlfriends that gave me itchy dick, and

they were all Asian. And then Mila, which

was my only European girlfriend,

she never gave me itchy dick. I think

women, depending on what they eat, they

either have an alkaline or an acidic

environment inside of their

you-know-whats. I don't know which is

which, but it seems like Asian diets give

the women more of a certain type of pH—

what's the word? Yeah, pH environment.

Maybe it's all the fish they eat. My

girlfriend eats a lot of fish stuff. She

got this weird powder, it's like flakes

you sprinkle over rice to add flavor.

Guess what it's made out of? It's made out

of insects called water bugs. It says

shrimp and water bug seasoning flakes.

It smells horrible. It's like the

strongest smelling fish smell, like cat

food but dried. And it's got insects.

What is a water bug? I don't even know

what a water bug looks like. You don't see

the insects in it because it's all grinded

up into a kind of— not a powder, but like

onion bits, you know. Just like bits and

flakes, but there's insects in it.

It's disgusting. She asked me if I wanted

to try it. I never want to try anything

she provides me because it, it looks and

smells horrible.

Wow, they've added some interesting

looking cars.

And we went to a market. It's one of the

biggest, most popular markets, and it was

full of tourists. I was really scared that

someone might recognize me. So many white

people. Every time I see a white person,

I get a bit nervous they might recognize

me from the Japan days.

I don't know how recognizable I am. When I

was in Manchester, I was just crossing the

road, this guy recognized me straight

away, and I was wearing a face mask. I was

just crossing the road and then he goes,

Daniel! Daniel Lord! I used

to watch your channel. And then we went

for coffee. He was nice, but I'm just

worried. What if that happens here when

I'm out with her? That would not be good.

Did I hear about what happened in Seoul

over Halloween? Yeah, I, I saw it on

Twitter when I— actually, the first person

I heard it from was Andy Milonakis. When I

woke up, I went on Twitter. His tweet was

the first I saw,

and then I went on BBC News.

Absolutely insane. Can you imagine you're

just gonna go to Halloween party with your

friends, hang out, have a good time, and

then you get crushed in a massive stampede

crowd thing? Not a stampede because they

weren't really moving, just a huge bunch

of people got stuck in a street and they

couldn't move because they were so tightly

packed together. They couldn't actually

just walk out. Of the crowd

of people. They were all just stuck. And

then the policemen and firemen were like

trying to pull them out of this crowd.

They were so densely packed, it was like

they were glued together. And then people

fell over and they got stepped on.

This seems to happen a lot recently.

Wasn't there some live concert in the US

And a load of people died at some rapper's

concert. And then,

didn't it happen in, in the Middle East?

I think something like 2,000 people died

at Mecca. People are insane to

voluntarily want to get into a crowd of

people. I've always been scared of crowds.

When there's a load of people, I start

feeling really nervous. Because you feel

like you're trapped. You're just

surrounded by people. You can't escape.

That's why I never want to go to a live

music concert.

I'm scared my girlfriend's gonna want me

to go to one because she likes them. We

saw this live concert at the super mall— I

mean, the shopping mall. Just like a

random pop-up thing. And there are a load

of people. And then she wanted to get into

the crowd of people and start moving

towards the front, towards the stage. And

then we were just getting deeper and

deeper into the crowd. And then people

were filling in behind us. And I just, I

felt trapped.

It also happened in Japan when I used to

work at the convenience store. I had to

get the rush hour train in the morning, 6

AM. And the train used to get so packed,

you would be pressed up against people.

You would have your leg in between

people's legs. You would have your groin

pressed up against people. It was kind of

depending on who it's being pressed up

against. If you're lonely and you've

never had anyone touch you in years, just

get on the train in Japan.

It's a good way to get some intimacy

in your life if you want it. What is that,

a shotgun?

What's this? Chrome Splash.

So what should I do? Should I stay in

central Bangkok where it

would be better for doing IRL streams if I

want to do more? IRL streams.

But then I've got to pay £200 a month for

my girlfriend's petrol.

Or do I just move closer to where she

lives and then the rent should be a bit

cheaper because it'll be out of Bangkok?

But then it'll be in such a boring area,

I don't think I'd do IRL anymore.

I feel like it's a bit unfair I have to

pay for the petrol because I'm paying for

I'm paying the rent, which is like £450.

Why can't she pay the petrol?

She said she might not come back for a few

days because she has late shift, so it

would be silly to come back at 10 and then

go to sleep and wake up and have to go

back again. But then I feel lonely

if I'm alone.

Her car uses so much petrol.

I think because it's an old car, it's not

very fuel-efficient.

Oh my god.

Wow, I nearly died.

Jelly bean.

Where can I get some health? I saw

Cyberpunk is on 50% sale again. After

watching Edgerunners, the anime series, I

kind of feel like playing Cyberpunk now

because I really like the anime series.

It was very good, Edgerunners. I haven't

enjoyed an anime since— I can't

even remember, probably like 10 years ago

is the last time I actually enjoyed an

anime, but it was really good. I liked it.

The ending was unexpected and kind of

sad. I actually felt sad at the ending. I

didn't think the main character was just

gonna die like that. I thought he would at

least beat that Adam Smasher guy. He

didn't even punch Adam Smasher once. He

just ran away the whole time, and he tries

to do his slow-motion thing, but Adam

Smasher has his own slow-motion thing.

And then eventually the whole team died

apart from that Lily woman. It's like Game

of Thrones-esque where they just kill off

the main characters one by one. Don't

spoil. Oh shit, how have you not watched

it already? It's been out for ages.

Oh, it came out ages ago, didn't it? I

thought people have seen it by now.

Sorry,

it was pretty good. I really enjoyed it.

I might watch it again. I watched it in

English. The beginning is kind of boring,

it just seems like. Uh, stupid anime where

guy gets stronger and then kills everyone,

but it actually has a

nice vibe and atmosphere to it. It makes

me want to play Cyberpunk.

No, I don't think the game really has the

same vibe.

People are trying to make characters in

Cyberpunk that look like the main

character in Edgerunner. And you can get

the implants that let you slow down time

so you can fight like the main character

does. It's kind of a lame ability

though. The whole main character's super

special ability is that he can slow down

time and he's very tolerant towards

implants,

but he just slows down time and then he

just one-shots people easily because they

can't react to it. Just seems like a bit

of a lame special ability.

Maybe the ex wasn't going to do anything,

he just wanted to scare you. Yeah, he

would if he was going to do something. If

he was capable of doing something, he

would have done it. I might be— I might be

dead now if this was an alternate reality.

I might be tied up in a basement in the

jungle of his mate's house. And then he

would be interrogating me, saying, did you

fuck her with condom or no condom?

I don't know why he asked that very

specific question, if I used a condom or

not. This is so weird. Why does it matter?

Maybe she's scared I was going to get her

pregnant. She's obviously not pregnant

since she's on her period now, and we've

been doing it for like 2 weeks, no

protection. So there's definitely

something wrong with my sperm, which is

good, because if she said, Daniel, I'm

pregnant, Jesus, I don't know how I would

react to that.

Oops, I'm dying.

Would have been very scary. My life as an

adventurous, famous YouTuber traveling the

world might have come to an end.

Shotgun. And sniper.

Does anyone know that channel?

He's called Japan Explorer, and he

he went viral for using a very high

quality camera and basically just filming

Japanese girls. Every single video

thumbnail of his is a really cute Japanese

girl. Shot in 4K, and he went viral

for making these cute Japanese girl takes

me on a ride in her rickshaw video. And

his whole channel looks kind of creepy

because it's all just girls in the

thumbnails, and they get a lot of views,

probably from horny guys who want to see

the girls. But he was in Jake and Bake's

livestream. He walks past Jake and Bake,

and Jake and Bake talked to him.

And then after he left, Jake and Bakes

started shit-talking him, saying, isn't he

that creepy guy who has the thumbnails of

girls? I think it's kind of weird. I think

it's kind of shady.

And then his viewers were saying, why

didn't you say that to his face, Jake?

And he said, oh, it's not my— it's not my

place to criticize people to their face.

Bit rich coming from Jake dressed up as a

Tenga jerk-off cup in a spandex red

suit where you could see his nutsack

poking out.

Can you imagine Chris Broad wanting to

have anything to do with that Japan

Explorer guy? That guy seems weird.

But how does he get all these girls?

Because he has a lot of girls in the

videos that he's friends with because

they're hanging out and talking and they

obviously agreed to being on camera. So he

knows how to get women in his videos,

something I never knew how to. I wish I

could get more women in my videos, maybe

my channel would get views again. Is he

good looking? He just looks like a white

guy who's starting to go bald.

He's not creepy. Most of his girls are his

friends. Yeah, that's what people in the

chat were saying on Jake and Bake's

stream. But his video

quality is so good. You go on to the

highest quality, it's like 8K. You can see

the pores of people's skin. The setup he's

using must be insane. I think I saw one in

the camera shop. It's like this massive

gimbal rig with a very fancy DSLR on it.

He seems like a super nice guy.

Yeah, he doesn't seem too weird,

and girls seem to like him. Seems a

bit, bit awkward though. When he does

speak, he sounds a bit like an introvert.

Some of the girls are pretty cute though.

I definitely never dated any Japanese

girls that good-looking.

But he's probably— he's just friends, I

guess. Is he? Does he get to have sex with

any of them? Because if you can't have sex

with them, then what's the point? I don't

think I'd care about being friends.

Some of his videos get so many views,

like the rickshaw ones. The girls are

really attractive in his videos. I won't

lie, I have clicked on his videos just to

skip through it to find where the girls

are, because you can see them in such high

detail. I swear, the detail you see the

girls in his videos are better detail than

my own eyes, because my eyes are pretty

bad even with my glasses. Why take the

risk she getting pregnant? Because I'm

pretty confident that I can't actually get

girls pregnant. And it just feels so good

to nut inside.

It's a 3K camera. Jesus, that has to be

some gutsy investment to decide to,

to put down that money on such an

expensive camera. And YouTube is such a

gamble. You never know if your video idea

is even gonna work.

The guy has nearly 70 million views total,

which is— if he gets the same CPM as I do,

that means he probably made like $250,000

from that investment. And all he does is

walk around the streets holding that big

thing up and then filming girls.

You said if she asked for more— for money,

I'm gonna leave her. Now you pay for rent,

food, and gas. Yeah, but it's, it's not

like a huge amount of money up front. If

she said, Daniel, I need $10K to get a new

car because my car is broken down and I

don't have enough money to buy a new car.

If I don't have a car, I can't come and

see you, please. Then I'd probably say No,

this is too much. I'm not happy with this,

but it's just a couple hundred for the

I'm still spending way less than I would

have if it wasn't for her, thanks to her

being able to get me this cheap apartment,

which I wouldn't be able to get on my own.

She managed to negotiate With, um,

Tai Price.

I want to see how he looks like. I can't

remember what part of Jake's video it is

on. It was when Jake was in

Shibuya and he was dressed

up as a Tengu, and maybe

in the first 2 hours, I forgot now, he's

walking down the street This guy with a

4K-looking gimbal camera setup

walks past him. Jake goes, are you a 4K

Walker? And then the guy goes, yes.

I forgot if it was Jake who recognized him

as the Japan Explorer guy, or if the guy

said himself that he is Japan Explorer,

or if the people in the chat pointed out

that he is the Japan Explorer guy.

There's also that Rambalack guy. He gets a

lot of views too without being creepy with

girls. And then there's another one called

Japan Walker. Oh, there used to be one

called Nippon Explorer. I forgot

to check that channel. I bet they've got

like a million subs now. What was it?

Nippon I

forgot, it was like Nippon— don't

know, I forgot

now. But there's loads of channels where

they get really good high-quality cameras,

they just walk around the streets of

Japan. And some of them really get insane

views and blow up huge.

I did try to do it when I first got my

GoPro. I set it to 4K, I put it on my

chest strap, I walked around Osaka a bit.

You can still find the videos on my second

channel, but they didn't get any views.

They got like 4K views. Whenever I try

to do that stuff, it never goes viral for

me. I tend to get virals on weird stuff

like why Elden Ring sucks, why Steam

Deck sucks. My Steam Deck video is doing

well, it's got 137K views now,

and it's my second do not buy the Steam

Deck video. My first one got 160K views.

Oh, excuse me.

Now I don't know what you said because of

these ads. I said that

I did try to make Japan walking videos,

but they never took off, and I

forgot now. Someone who has a Prime Twitch

sub can type in the chat what I said.

Last time I did stream, there was this guy

in the chat, he gifted 10 subs, so 10

lucky people managed to get a free Twitch

sub so they don't have to watch ads for a

month. That's pretty generous.

That's one cool thing about Twitch, you

guys can help each other out if you feel

generous, gifting each other subs.

Then you don't have to watch the ads upon

ads upon ads.

But thankfully to all the ads, I'm

starting to make a bit of money on Twitch

now, which was never really possible

before because I remember when I tried

doing Twitch back in 2018 and '19, ads

weren't really a thing. I remember you had

to be a partner to get good ad rates,

and I don't actually make any money from

the ads back then. It's not until recently

I started to make decent money from ads,

but then I need like 5

back-to-back ads every 35 minutes to

be eligible for the 50% ad rev cut.

Otherwise, I only get a 30% cut.

So basically Twitch forces you to put in

more ads.

Da da da da da da.

September's been pretty good for me

money-wise. I think I made nearly $2,000,

but I'm not sure about next month with

OnlyFans. I don't know if I want to risk

uploading more to OnlyFans. I feel like

nothing bad would happen. It's just I'm a

bit worried. Also, how do

I make an OnlyFans without doxxing my

apartment? I guess I could put up that

towel somewhere, get naked on her towel,

jerk off on it.

It's just OnlyFans getting boring and

people are losing interest. I'm losing

more and more OnlyFans members every

month. All my stuff is just the same.

It's just I get naked, I jerk off, I

finger myself, play with a dildo

or something. Can you buy sex toys in

Thailand easily? I really

wanted to get that, that machine where

it's like a massive dildo and it thrusts