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Hello everyone.

Hello

everyone.

Oh, someone subscribed. Thank you. Does that mean we have 20 subs now?

Oh, I have 20 subs! Thank you very much. This stupid sub goal thing doesn't work. It still says 19.

Let me change it. Why doesn't it update? Streamlabs is useless.

Title 20, goal amount 20, starting amount 20. So we reached the goal, very nice, thank you.

Oh, I didn't press start goal. My sample goal. 20 subs, 20, 20,

start goal, and then you press done.

Very nice. I should change the title to 20 subs

celebration stream.

Update. What happens now that the goal is met? Well, I, I shout and I clap.

Yeah! And then I play some Rainbow Six.

I just started the stream about 4 minutes ago, uh, feeling quite good today.

I kind of regret yesterday's stream because I was in such a bad mood and I said some pretty dumb stuff. Oh, I really should not stream when I'm in a bad mood. So bad.

Would I unban Jimbo? No, Jimbo's a prick. He keeps spamming my Discord, and then, and then I was trying to make a house on Minecraft and then he kept teleporting me into this dungeon. And he wouldn't let me get out. Kept saying, unban me.

We've got bad news as well with the Minecraft Realms. I made a really nice house. I made it in a secret location. I made it in a secret location.

I made a really nice house. It was made out of brick and had nether stone corners, and it had a basement and a loft and a chimney. And a hot tub and little cats, secret underground passageway. I woke up this morning, I couldn't get onto the Realms because someone poured lava all over the place, crashing the entire

Realm. So I managed to log into the world on offline mode and the entire house was just covered in lava. So my house is gone, the Realms are gone. I can't log back into the Realms because there's so much lava, I think it caused everything to crash.

So now I don't know how to play Minecraft because I can't get onto the Realms.

Oh, thank you for the 50 bits, Abuse Cockroach. How much for TTS? I think I set it to 100 bits for TTS and $1 for the Streamlabs link. I'm not sure.

So my nice house in Minecraft got completely wrecked. I can't get back onto Realms. Tried everything. I reinstalled the game, I restart my computer, I tried to switch to a new realm, I tried creating a new realm, I tried closing down the realm. Nothing's working.

It just gets stuck. It gets stuck on the connecting to Realm screen, and then—

where do you go?

And then it just says error, and then nothing happens. I can't make a new— well, I could, I could make a new account, but then I have to pay again to get onto Realms again. I'm not sure if it's in maintenance or something, or if it's just my realm that's completely messed up. There's so much lava in

it. Someone just spent all night filling the whole realm full of lava,

and I don't know if that's crashed everything. I can't make a new realm. I can't even close down the existing realm. It just freezes at the connecting to realm screen.

I tried joining someone else's server, but it's full of trolls. And they kept trolling me. They kept teleporting me into dungeons.

Uh, we could go back to the other server. We could go back to Pia's server. She has a nice server, but last time I tried streaming it, it just crashed. But she said she made some upgrades to it, so it shouldn't crash. But I want to be in charge of everything.

That's why I like Realms.

I think I've broken my vape because it smells like smoke now. I've finished my Coca-Cola vape as well.

I can't get it off.

I wish you could ban lava. Why do you need lava? The only way to destroy things is by lava. There's no other point of having lava.

Finished my Coca-Cola vape. What should I vape next? I've got ice mint. I don't really like these minty flavors.

I've got— I don't know what that says. These flavors suck.

Blueberry. I want to get the Red Bull flavor. Here it is. Red Bull.

Am I going to marry Pia? No.

I can't talk about a peer.

Oh, that's pretty nice. Red Bull. I like it. Red Bull is a nice flavor.

Who's Peer? She's the owner of the server. I didn't know she was so knowledgeable about Minecraft and gaming and stuff. That's pretty hot.

Maybe if this time I don't host the server, then it won't lag out so much when I stream it.

I feel great today. I don't know what happened. I'm pretty sure I have bipolar. Do you think I have bipolar? I made a video yesterday talking about bipolar because you know that Raw Sammy girl? The girl that I copied my Why I Have No Friends video from, it's thanks to her my channel blew up. Because if I

didn't copy her, my channel would probably still be at 20k subs. So I'm gonna copy another one of her big hits. She, she has a channel, she has about 57k subs. Her videos get shit views, she gets like 2k views most of the time. She went viral with the Why I Have No Friends video. Her only other

viral videos were the ones talking about her bipolar. So if I copy her again, maybe I can also get a little viral hit talking about bipolar. And I think I do have bipolar, okay? I don't have extreme bipolar where I feel suicidal, and I don't go manic. I might have mild bipolar because sometimes I feel absolutely shit.

Did you see my livestream yesterday? I was in such a bad mood. Holy crap. I was talking about how much I hate my YouTube audience. How much I hate Rachel and Jun, why society's stupid, why love is a mental illness. That was a rough stream. I really shouldn't have streamed that day. I was in such a bad

mood. I feel great today though.

So I made that bipolar video yesterday. I think it's quite good. I make some I don't know if my points are interesting. I make some valid points, I think. There's not really points to make. You just talk about how you feel sad sometimes, how you feel good sometimes, and how it affects your life. Bada bing, bada bong,

there's your video. Hopefully I can get people who have bipolar to click it because they might be like, oh wow, this guy has bipolar, I have bipolar too. Maybe I'll watch it and it'll be interesting. She got 300,000 views for her bipolar video, which is amazing for her channel. Usually she gets shit views. Usually she gets 2K

views.

You're frequently freezing frames. I don't know why. I Oh, I know why. I, I know why. It's because the stream was playing in the background on the Twitch dashboard. It should be better now. I can't believe I got 20 subs. That was my goal. I'm happy with 20 subs.

Stream quality sucks. Well, I'm at 2500 bitrate, which should be 720p. I don't know why it sucks.

It should stop dropping frames out because I closed that down. Close this down. YouTube. Close everything down.

Your streaming personality is a lot more confident and assertive compared to 7 months ago.

Oh, this Red Bull flavor tastes good.

I like it. What was I doing 7 months ago? 7 months ago I just moved into the new apartment and I was kind of depressed again. I think you should focus on building a PC setup, would really help with streaming. But my laptop's already pretty good— Core i7 8th generation, Core i7— I just said that, I meant

to say Core i7 7th, 8th generation and GTX 1060. It's a good laptop.

I don't know how to fix it because I have nothing else running, I've got nothing downloading.

Nothing's downloading. I'm at 2500 bitrate. What else can I do?

I meant to say Core i7 7th, 8th generation and GTX 1060. What are you talking about? It looks fine. I just checked it on my phone. Looks fine.

PC is more stable compared to laptops, plus heating issue when you're gaming. I'm gonna get one of those laptop cooling fan pads later on, but it seems okay now. It's not too hot.

Gaming lap— desktops last longer. Well, I'll, I'll get a gaming desktop when my laptop breaks then.

The webcam's freezing sometimes.

I don't know, it seems okay to me.

Not really sure how to fix it.

It's not freezing for me, and I haven't had any dropped frames for 2 minutes. Maybe it'll get better, I don't know. How's the game sound? I don't want the game sound to be too loud. I checked my Resident Evil 2 stream and the game sound was way too loud. You could barely hear my voice.

The lesbians were ugly. They were kind of, weren't they? I mean, the Japanese woman looked like a man

and the Filipino girl looked like one of those goblins from Lord of the Rings. Whoa, who's that? That's my friend, fuck off.

Oh, and by the way, bloody Kanaito privacy reported— reported my video for privacy, made a privacy complaint. Whoa, whoa, there's loads of them! Oh, I killed 2.

Bloody Konaito made a privacy complaint against my new video because at 7 minutes 8 seconds in, some person wrote his name in the chat, on the on-screen chat. Can you believe that?

And YouTube sent me a warning message saying I have to blur out. It was so, it was so risky because I thought, okay, here's the thing, when YouTube sends you a message saying you've got a privacy complaint. They'll tell you what, what timestamp to blur out. They'll say at 7 minutes and 8 seconds you got a privacy

complaint, please get rid of it or we'll take your video down. But they don't tell you what the privacy complaint is, who it is. And at 7 minutes 8 seconds there's 2 Japanese girls that come down the stairs. Oh, thank you. Yeah, Kanae is such a loser. 2 Japanese girls come down the stairs, and I thought somehow

the Japanese girls' mothers found out about my video and then made a privacy complaint, which is just unbelievable because what are the chances of some random Japanese mum finding my channel? There's hardly any chance of that happening. So I was blurring out the Japanese girls' faces thinking it was them, and then, and then the subreddit actually slipped

up there because I was checking the subreddit and that stupid Gunner guy says, oh, at least the privacy complaints we're making are working. So I knew it was them.

So I checked again, 7 minutes 8 seconds. I checked the little on-screen chat and someone was spamming Konaito's full name. And then it clicked. And then I checked the comment section and Konaito was complaining in the comment section saying, oh, Daniel revealed my name. And then some other idiot says, hey, Koneito, did you know you could copyright

strike Daniel's channel if you make a report? Which you can't. You can't copyright— you can't give me a strike for privacy complaints. It's not the same as a copyright strike. So Koneito was saying in the comments, oh, I didn't know about that, I'll go and do it now. So I quickly stopped blurring the Japanese girls' faces and

I blurred out the chat where Kanae's name pops up. So hopefully that fixes it and I won't get the video removed.

It doesn't really matter, I won't get a strike. You don't get strikes for privacy complaints, you just get 48 hours to either blur out the person's face or the information. Or else YouTube will take the video down. They'll take it down, but they won't give you a strike. It happened before.

When did it happen before? I think Victoria privacy complained one of my videos,

because my videos about Victoria also got a privacy complaint. You know, when I showed Instagram and I showed her profile, I think she made a privacy complaint. And I ignored it because I thought it was some kind of spam thing. I didn't think it was actually YouTube messaging me. I thought it was like a fake phishing thing,

so I ignored it. I didn't blur out the bit where they said I had to blur out, and they just took the video down. I woke up next morning, said this video has been removed, inappropriate content, but they didn't give me a strike. That was my first time If you ignore the privacy complaints, YouTube will just take

the video down, even if it's a bullshit complaint. It's so stupid. Just because someone wrote Connor's name in the live chat,

that gives them the ability to copyright— I mean, privacy complaint report my video. You know, that could have been Kanae himself. That could have just been him writing his own name into the chat pretending to dox himself and then reporting it. Now anyone could do that, so I've had to turn the live chat off for YouTube. For

Twitch it's fine because Twitch doesn't have that stupid privacy complaint stuff,

but for YouTube I'm going to disable the live chat because anyone could just write their name. For example, you know, Bob Smith could start spamming his own name into the chat saying, oh look, Bob Smith, Daniel's friend, revealed, exposed. And then Bob Smith, the person, could just report the video using his ID that says Bob Smith.

So easy to abuse that way. So I'm gonna stop showing the live chat on YouTube streams.

Because I don't want to have to blur out little things at the bottom. Fucking hell, it's annoying because I like the on-screen chat. I think it's funny. Sometimes people say funny things and it adds comedy to what's going on in the stream. So now I can't even show that because of copyright stuff— I mean, privacy stuff.

Connor basically doxxed himself by messaging my wife with his Facebook account that has his real name on it. Now obviously I'm gonna find out about it.

Oh, and by the way, Konaito obviously doesn't care about people knowing his name. 10,000 people already saw it. No one gives a shit who Konaito is in the first place. He's only doing it because he thought that he could give my channel a strike. He's only doing it so he can attack my channel. I don't think he

actually cares because 10,000 people already saw his name and no one even noticed because no one even knows who he is. If I say, oh, Connor, none of you people know who he is. Unless you follow the whole Kanaito storyline.

No one cares.

What are they gonna do? Oh, he's called Connor, so they're gonna track him down.

No one does anything. This isn't some kind of thriller movie.

He keeps messaging my wife as well. It's kind of irritating.

And then every time I mention him, he starts complaining about it on his channel. I would stop mentioning him if he stops trying to interfere with my stuff, but he doesn't like it when I shit talk him on streams, but he keeps doing things to make me shit talk him.

If he just stops doing annoying things, then I wouldn't talk about him anymore, but he keeps getting in my face, giving me reason to talk about him, and then he complains about me talking about him behind his back.

So stupid.

Says stream health excellent.

The bitrate dropped a few times, but it's, it's back up. It should be stable.

I think we've stabilized.

I don't know why he's so obsessed.

He just really doesn't like me. People who don't like me, they get very attached to me. It's funny. People either they, they like me or they really, really hate me.

And the ones who really hate me, they get really attached, really over-obsessed, to the point that they start,

um, participating on a subreddit that's only goal is to bring me down or to smear me.

That subreddit is so sad and pathetic.

It's not just that subreddit though. There's this whole culture of gossip forums like Pretty Ugly Little Liars where they'll have hundreds and hundreds of pages where they just gossip about YouTube celebrities or YouTubers, online personalities. I guess it's just pretty— it's pretty normal. It happens to real-life celebrities as well. You're always gonna get this handful of sad

pathetic people who just obsess over these celebrities that they hate.

Have you seen the Belle Delphine thread on Pretty Ugly Liars? It's so sad. You get all these feminist SJW types just whinging about her all the time, commenting on how ugly she is, when I bet Belle Delphine is 1 billion times prettier than any of them. Any of— they are.

Holy shit, I missed every shot. That was so bad. The bullets all just went around his head.

Yeah, the subreddit is pretty sad, but Pretty Ugly Little Liars is even worse. If you think my subreddit's sad, you get hundreds and hundreds of threads dedicated to hating on one person.

It's just weird. What kind of people cares that much about people they hate where they just spend all their time— well, not all the time, they probably just spend 10 minutes a day, but they spend some time. Even 10 minutes a day is too much. I think

10 minutes is already too much time to be wasting on gossiping about people you hate. I don't understand why people like to do it. I don't do it. I don't see the point. There's, there's plenty of people I hate as well. I don't start making a Ben Dean subreddit or a Zach Choi subreddit because I hate him

so much. Yeah, I don't like them and I'm pretty jealous, but I just don't see the point of making an entire subreddit and then just gossiping about them. It's just lame.

They must be so outraged that— you know how powerful of an emotion hate can be? They get so outraged they feel the need— it's like they think they're on some kind of crusade to To make society better, to expose bad people on the internet. As if anyone really cares. No one cares. It's just idiots on the internet.

They think they're doing something for the greater good of society. Exposing Daniel. We must expose how much of a bad person he is to society. We must protect the innocent.

When at the end of the day, what I'm doing is I'm just making dumb videos in my room playing Rainbow Six. It's not like I'm some kind of master crime mastermind criminal gang ringleader who's exploiting people. I think they need to calm down a little bit. I'm just some 30-year-old loser who plays Rainbow Six and makes vlogs.

I'm not the next Hitler. I'm not the next Al Pacino.

Or whatever some kind of gang leader is called.

You know what they're doing now? They're planning on making a website, hidinginmyroom.com. They've already registered the domain, and they're going to make a website and they're going to highlight all of the messed up stuff I've said and done. So when you search my name, that website comes up. So for future employers of mine, they could look me

up and find out all of the naughty things I've said and not employ me, which is kind of counterproductive,

don't you think? Because they keep whining about me not getting a job, and they keep whining about how I should get a job, but now they're also going to make a website that's going to, in their words, make it difficult for me to get a job. So what do they want? They want me to get a job,

or they not want me to get a job? They keep going on about how I should get a job, but now they're actively trying to do things To make it harder for me to get a job. They have no brains. This is so stupid. Oh, thank you, Abused Cockroach. What about the roach murders?

Yeah, they were celebrating for ages because they got a strike over a cockroach.

Well, at least it gives me something to talk about. Can you imagine if the subreddit didn't exist? I'd probably just be sitting here in silence. I like it because it gives me something to rant about, and I don't really have much to rant about right now. Life's going pretty well, apart from my channel dying, of course. But

apart from my channel dying, everything's great. I've got my new gaming setup, which I'm really happy with. Everything's great with my wife, getting regular sex.

Um, there's not much to complain about, to be honest.

What can I complain about? Oh, oh, headshot! Did you see that headshot with a pistol?

I remember when it was 100 people, now it's 1,000. Yeah, I'm a bit annoyed that it's grown so much. I think me

constantly talking about it hasn't helped because I keep talking about the subreddit and people get curious and they Google the subreddit and then they join it.

But even though there's only 1,000— there's 1,000 people subbed to it, there's only usually about 30 to 40 people active at its peak, and then it's usually around 10 people active. So there's not that many active people on it.

In the grand scheme of things.

They're trying to get me banned on Twitch as well because of the whole no, no, don't kidnap me thing.

They think I can get banned for doing that.

They know nothing about Twitch and YouTube. They think I can get banned for silly little things like that.

What's the state of Minecraft? Well, the whole place got lava nuked, so I can't even access the realm because it's so messed up now. My really nice house that I spent all evening yesterday building got completely wrecked. There was this guy AD and a bunch of numbers, his username. And he found my house and I let him

in, and he asked me if he could build his own house under my house. So I said okay, and he, he started caving out a little room for himself underneath my house. I thought he was a decent guy, but I think it was him who lava'd everything after I went to bed.

I don't really care. It's not difficult to make a house. Took me about an hour maybe. It was a nice house, I quite liked it. I might make my, my home from England, recreate it,

but I'll do it offline. I'll do it on a stream, but I'll do it on single player because I don't want people messing it up. I'm gonna make it really nice. It's gonna look just like my house. It's gonna have the driveway. I'm gonna make my dad's car, my mum's car. I'm gonna make the garden, the pond

that my dad was so proud of. I could, I could make the entire neighborhood actually if I had enough time.

I can make my uncle's house. I can make the gypsies' field. I could make the roads. I can make the hills. I can make my school. I can actually— if I had enough patience, I could recreate all of Harrietsham. Holy shit, should I do that? That would take a lot of time.

When should I do it? I don't really feel like doing it now. I might do it later.

Okay, first I'm gonna build my house,

and then I'll build the garden,

and then

use Google Maps for the neighborhood. Oh, I would love it if I could just walk around Harrietsham. I'll make the church my granddad's gravestone. It'll be great when it's actually done. It's gonna take ages though. Maybe I could ask for help. I think it'd be difficult if people were helping because people might not— they won't know unless

they go onto Google Maps, or they might mess things up.

Is my wife 10 years older than me? No, she's 8 years older. She's only 8 years older.

We were having drinks last night. She had quite a bit to drink. She got a bit drunk, and then I, I put my penis in her mouth and she sucked it, but we couldn't have sex because she was on her bloody period again. It's like she's on her period all the time. Whoa, I could have killed all

of them then. Injured 2 of them. She's always on her period. It feels like her period ends and And then it started again the next week.

It's so weird to go from watching such a positive stream to this. What stream were you watching? I'm positive. I'm pretty positive right now. I'm in a good mood.

How do I watch your last Minecraft stream? Well, I said it's a private because I said some pretty weird things. I said I have the shittest audience on YouTube. I don't think that's a good thing to be saying.

I meant, I meant it as because half of them hate me and then the rest of them only watch my non-drama stuff. That's why I have the worst audience. If I had the best audience, they would just watch anything I make and 40% of them wouldn't hate me. So I think, I think it's—

what's the word—

I think it's reasonable for me to say that I have one of the worst audiences on YouTube. I do. There's a small percentage that are nice

who I like. That's like maybe 10% of my audience are nice people that I like. The rest of them are complete cunts. 50% of them pressed no on my do you like me poll. And then the other 40% only watch when my life is going down the toilet.

Only about 10% watch when good things are happening or when I'm excited about something. That 10%, they're the ones I like. The rest of them, shittest YouTube audience ever.

They don't like me. I don't like them.

All they, all they do is hate on me and complain about everything I do. So did you see all the complaining on my cruise ship? Daniel, stop, stop saying you're bored. My wife thinks it's funny when I say things are boring. Don't you see her laughing when I say boring? It's like an in-joke for us.

I wish I had Ben Dean's audience, or Rachel and Jun's audience, where they all love him. Or Coach Red Pill. Coach Red Pill says the most controversial things, way worse than anything I say, and he only gets about 100 dislikes when he gets 50k views.

All his audience love him, but for some reason over half of mine hate me and hate everything I say.

I have such a weird audience, such a strange mixture of people. Like, Coach Red Pill will say stuff like, oh, women are just like children. Or never date someone over 25, or never date a fat woman, or never date a single woman, or treat women like this. And they all treat him like he's some kind of god.

He barely gets any dislikes. If I said the same stuff, can you imagine how much hate I would get? I would get 50 or 60% dislike ratio easily.

CRP is complete scam and fraud. Yeah, but he's clever. He has over 1,000 patrons on Patreon paying him $5 a month. He has over 1,000 people paying him $5 a month on Patreon. That's $5,000 he's getting every month just from pledges.

And it's not even his main job, it's just like a hobby for him. His main job is writing books or something. He probably does investments as well. He's pretty clever when it comes to finance and business and making people like him, even though he says the craziest stuff and the most controversial things about women. Somehow he has

200,000 subscribers where 90— over 90% of them love him and everything he says.

I like him as well, I'm not complaining, I'm just saying it's pretty impressive. But if I said the same stuff, I would lose so many subs, I'd get so much criticism.

Even I used to be a patron of him. I I used to pay him $5 a month. I decided to stop because I need money.

Help me! Where are my friends? Tomolowski. Look, they're not reviving me. Come on, I'm bleeding out here.

People act as if I say the most terrible things when you get these other YouTubers who say way worse and they get away with it, or their fan bases love them for it.

If I said something like, I once fucked a fat girl and it was like swimming in an ocean of flesh, can you imagine how much hate I would get?

That's what Coach Red Pill

said. It was funny. I think it's funny.

Oh, and you know the Minecraft realm? Apart from the lava, they spawned a bunch of things and they renamed the things to things like I Fucked Your Wife Daniel and Nobita Fuck your wife and stuff like this.

It's your fault, you're the ones feeding the trolls. Yeah, I guess so.

I, I guess I like talking about it.

I'm not sure why I like talking about it because it irritates me. It's annoying having these people

so obsessed with you and making websites about you just so they can smear you.

So anything happening in my life that's of interest? If I don't talk about that, what else is there to talk about?

There's not really much going on.

Not a lot happening, to be honest. My wife went to see her mother today because it's her birthday. So I've got the whole day to myself.

I was going to ask you,

don't you ever wish you could rewind time, go back to when you were anonymous? No, I don't. I like being famous. I like being— I like having an online presence.

It's nice so many people care so much about me. It feeds my narcissistic traits.

I get money as well, so that's nice,

and I feel less lonely. But you have to put up with all this stupid hater stuff as well, saying dumb things about you.

Most of the problem is because your wife is nice and you are not working. But I am working, I'm making videos. Why do people have such a big problem with me not working? I'm a YouTuber, that's my work. I make videos.

No one else complains about other YouTubers not working. I don't get it.

I don't make my wife pay for anything.

Bloody drums.

I pay for everything myself. My wife pays for nothing for me. I pay my own rent, pay my own food. I don't see what the problem is with me not working when I'm bringing in my own money. What is the problem? Because people think of it as easy? Running a YouTube channel is not easy. Getting views is

not easy. I'm trying my best to get views right now. And I'm not doing a very good job.

Getting views on YouTube is not easy. It's a combination of luck and making stuff people want to see and making good stuff,

and either being very attractive or being funny or being— just being weird or being interesting enough to get people to click. Not everyone can do that. If everyone could do it, then they'd all just quit their jobs and be YouTubers, wouldn't they?

Just fake drama like KSI. Whoa, yeah, I'm thinking about that. I mean, it's either just do boring stuff and let the channel die or just make up shit.

Have you seen that, that other girl recently? There's some small YouTuber, 330K subs, and she accidentally uploaded footage of her beating her dog, and her channel was really dead. She was only getting about 6K subs even though she has over 330,000 subscribers. She was only getting about 6 to 10K views. And then ever since this whole beating

her dog thing happened, she's been getting hundreds of thousands of views because people like Keemstar

and big YouTubers are talking about it. I think she should just go with it. Her next, her next videos could be stuff like, why I beat my dog, my dog is afraid of me, I sucked off my dog. I had sex with my dog. My dog loves me now. Just troll them, whatever. You weren't getting views anyway.

Do you think she did it on purpose? Do you think she's purposefully left in footage of her whacking her dog? Apparently she spat on it as well.

She's quite attractive. I think it'd be pretty hot if her dog did hump her.

They should make a petition: let your dog hump you to make up for beating it, and then everything will be okay. That will make up for your wrongdoings.

You must let the dog shag you.

That's weird.

Making stuff up is difficult. I'm not that imaginative or creative. I don't like making stuff up. I'd rather not.

Her channel is called Brooke Hout, H-O-U-T. I don't know how to pronounce it. I think it's spelled something like this. She gets really bad views, but her last 5 videos got really good views thanks to this whole scandal. But she's getting disliked bombed.

I need a scandal. I had a lot of scandals before. That's what brought views in. My scandals were Cheating on my wife, filming my dad's funeral,

getting an STD,

making the Turkish girl bleed. I don't really have anything scandalous, scandalous right now.

I need some drama.

I could make a second video about Konaito, but I don't think people really care.

Was my mum Muslim? No, my mum's Chinese Malaysian, not Malay Malaysian.

Hasn't every single YouTuber evolved their content in order to survive? Most have. The ones that didn't, their channels died, like Onision and Toby Turner. They kept trying to do the same thing.

Look at GimmeABreakMan. He's a prime example. He tried doing the same thing over and over for about 10 years. Didn't get him anywhere. Until he started doing ASMR, and then he started getting good views.

I need to do the same because the clock's ticking for my channel. People are getting more and more bored with, um, my travel vlogs. I'm still getting decent views, so I'm gonna milk that more until it gets like no views, and then I'll probably do a big switch to something else. I'm not sure what to switch to.

But I don't feel like I need to do it now because I'm still getting okay views. It's not dead yet. But when it's completely dead and I've milked it as much as I can, then I guess I should move on over to something else. Because right now the whole vlogging stuff isn't really getting big hits.

Stuff like the sex doll got a big hit, 70k views, pretty good. I need more weird stuff stuff. Weird cringy stuff to make videos about. Make a video about coming out as gay. I've been thinking about it. I tried making it a few days ago, but I just couldn't. I just felt so stupid because it's all just

a load of bullshit. I'm not gay.

I don't want to pretend to be gay for views. Oh,

do I have any— do I have even the tiniest claim to be able to say I'm gay? I think it'd be funny for the meme, but I'm not really gay. I'm not interested in

men. The video has to be at least partially true. I can't just 100% make stuff up. What next, am I going to say I'm transgender now?

My opinion on Muslims? Uh, don't really care about religious stuff. I'm very anti-religion in general.

I think it's just a load of rubbish.

I just love women too much. I love the shape of women. They're so attractive. Men, on the other hand, are not attractive in any way.

Who reported my boat video? Kanaito did. It was you, you, you1368 spamming his name in the chat. Don't come here pretending

we don't know what's up.

You could be Kanaito himself, all we know. Spamming his name in the chat so I get privacy complaint.

Bet you think you're very clever. Nothing happened. All I did was blur out the chat. I didn't get a strike, so too bad.

You don't get strikes for privacy complaints.

You should have spammed his name throughout the entire video, not just 7 minutes 8 seconds. Why did you only type his name at 7 minutes and 8 seconds? If you spammed his name every minute during the whole thing, I would have had to blur the whole video, but it was just about 10 seconds.

Why don't you spam your own name? Next time, and then report me— report my video. Spam your own name and then report it yourself.

Oh.

Why didn't you tell me someone was there? It's 4 AM in the UK. What are you on about? You're the one who was typing Connor's name in the live chat.

My friend from England lives in Japan messaged me. He said, do you have any plans to come to Tokyo to hang out? Hit me up if you're ever in the neighborhood. As if I'm gonna go all the way to Tokyo just to meet him. I'm not sure why he keeps messaging me. Why does he want to be

my friend so much? You're claiming that I'm Kanato. I'm not claiming, I'm just saying that you could be.

Anything's possible. Maybe you just woke up, you needed to pee, and you were checking your phone. I wake up at 4 AM sometimes and I pee and check my phone.

I had this friend from 2013, half English, half Japanese guy from England, and he lives in Japan teaching English. Got married to a a cute young Japanese girl. Met him at the guest house, and then he moved out the guest house, and then he got married. And then I went to his house. We used to play PlanetSide

2 together. He messaged me a couple weeks ago, maybe a month ago, and then he messaged me again a few days ago. Kind of random. We never talk, and then he just randomly messages me asking if I want to hang out. But we never talk. He doesn't even show any interest in me. Didn't even ask me, oh,

how come you're in Japan again? What are you doing now? How long are you gonna be in Japan for? What are you doing for money? Didn't ask me a single thing. It's like he doesn't give a shit what I'm doing, but he wants to hang out. Kind of weird.

To be fair, I didn't ask him anything either, but I wasn't the one who messaged him. He's probably still teaching English in the same apartment in

Saitama. It's been 6 years since I last saw him. At the time, I was selling knife sharpeners on eBay. I had no YouTube channel, and he was asking me things like, what are you gonna do for a career? I said, I don't know, I'll just go back to the job center. And then he was laughing at me.

Can you imagine what his reaction would be now if If I told him, oh, I'm a YouTuber, Twitch streamer. Because he's one of those people who are really serious, takes education seriously, think it's very important to get a real job, thinks about the future. He's like the complete opposite of me. I don't know why he's friends— I

don't know why he wants to be friends with me so much. I guess we have the whole gaming thing in common. We're both into gaming.

But we're not into the same games. I tried talking to him about games. I said, so what kind of games you playing now? He just said everything. Okay, you're playing everything? I said I'm playing Rainbow Six, and then he starts, he starts saying Rainbow Six is a shit game. And I said, I'm also playing Darkest Dungeon. He

said that's shit as well. So basically everything I like, he thinks is shit. Great.

Rainbow Six is not shit. It's the best shooting game. It's the best tactical shooter on the market. Can you think of any shooter game that's better than Rainbow Six? CS:GO? CS:GO is garbage. Garbage. Fortnite is garbage. Battlefield, Call of Duty, all rubbish. Rainbow Six blows them out the water. It has tactics, realism, great graphics, great gameplay, wide

variety of operators, lots of unique gadgets and abilities, cool maps inside of places like Japanese temples or Korean museums.

I love Rainbow Six, it's my favorite game. I have 2,000 play hours on it.

I think it's a very good-looking game since considering it's quite old, still good-looking, and it has really hot Asian chicks in it. Have you seen the Korean chick? She is hot. I love her face. Her facial structure is like my ideal type, those big Cheekbones, thick lips, the little Asian nose. So attractive. I love it when someone

playing the Korean girl dies and her corpse is lying on the ground. I just crouch down, I zoom in on her face. It's just so pretty.

The Japanese lady is quite pretty as well, but not as pretty as the Korean lady. The Hong Kong girl Ying, she's not really my type, but she's okay.

Oh, have you seen the mod for Resident Evil 2 where you could get outfits for Claire where she's in these really sexy Playboy outfits? The cutscenes when she's crawling on the ground in the Playboy bra outfit is so hot

when the zombies grabbing her leg and and she's trying to worm her way out from underneath the metal shutter when she's almost naked in that bra outfit is very arousing.

And that scene when Chief Irons finds them in the parking— underground parking place, and then he handcuffs her, it's like some kind of adult movie, the beginning of an adult movie. Chief Irons, you dirty man. You should have taken Claire back to that adoption house instead of the little girl. Should have taken them both with you, handcuffed

Claire in one of the rooms, and then just had some fun before you die a gruesome death. You might as well. I mean, it's a zombie apocalypse. You're gonna die a horrible, horrible death. Might as well have some sex.

Just put yourself in Chief Irons' shoes. Everyone's dead, everyone zombies. There's a hot girl that you've just handcuffed.

Come on, Chief Irons, trousers down.

I'm not saying I would do it. I'm saying if I was Chief Irons, I would do it.

I

love Fuse when

You completely miss all of the grenades. They're supposed to be right down there. How come none of those grenades hit? When's a new video coming out? Uh, maybe tonight. I made the bipolar disorder video. I think it's quite good. Oh fuck, nearly got me. Baldi, Pulse the Baldi, trying to sneak up on me. But I might add

some extra bits to it. I might do some more editing, add some music, some nice B-roll to make it more cinematic.

It's finished, and I've got Cooking with Daniel on the end, so it's a good old traditional Daniel video.

Little fancy intro, talk about some personal stuff, and then some cooking with piano music.

The staple of hiding in my room. Musical intro, rant, cooking.

Bada bing, bada bong.

How have you played this game for so long but I'm still so bad at it? What do you mean I'm bad? I took out one of them.

I'm not bad. Do you want to see my kill-to-death ratio?

I'll show you.

Oh, who wants to play with me? Completely didn't realize I could add people. But if you start friendly killing me, I will kick you so fast. So how do I— how do I check out my thingamajig,

my kill-to-death ratio?

I'm pretty good. Sometimes I knife about 4 people in a row. I constantly get most important player.

I don't play how you're supposed to play, by the way. I have a very unique play style. I don't sneak around, I don't do the peeking thing around corners. Let me join. Okay, let me know your Name. Oh, add people. This could be fun. Invite players,

friends.

Is there weed in my vape? No. I just have Red Bull.

Red Bull flavor smells very good. If they're not from Japan, it's going to be laggy as shit. Oh, that's a good point. I'm on the Asian servers, so you might lag out very badly. I missed the old Japanese apartment, the original one. The best Cooking with Daniels were there. Yeah, that was the—

that's where it all started. That's where it all began. It's not quite the same now for some reason. I don't know what's different. My cooking videos just aren't as good as they used to be. I used to make more complex things like fried rice or stir-fries. Now I just— I make hot dogs or I just microwave something.

I don't think anyone plays this. I'll just play by myself.

I just don't know what to make next. I don't do much cooking anymore. Usually for lunch I just have a sandwich or I fry some eggs. My wife cooks dinner now. I don't cook dinner anymore. I, I used to. But I got fed up with it. My wife is a much better cook.

My cooking sucks. If I have to cook, I'll just stir-fry some meat and put some sauce. That's it. I'd rather just buy a convenience store box meal.

I miss your hairstyle and glasses from 2017. Do you think I should grow it long again? I like it short. I think it looks better. Before it looked like a helmet.

What are you gonna do about Nobita griefing your realm? Come on, Nobita doesn't play Minecraft.

Nobita's not cool enough to play Minecraft.

I think I've just grown out of that phase where I used to think having long hair is cool. I think all men, they have this little phase in their life where they think having long hair makes them look really cool, when actually usually most men They can't pull off long hair. Some men can. Some men can have

long hair and they look cool, but I think in general, most men, shorter hair is much better. And

I didn't look great in long hair. Long hair, I looked like I was wearing a helmet.

I think you have to have very fine, straight hair to be able to pull off long hair.

Everything went wrong when you moved to that place and got the couch. Yeah, things did go downhill. My channel started dying when we moved, moved to that place. I was only getting 20k views

around that time, even with all the apartment moving stuff. The Christmas stuff got good views. I was getting 40K views for Christmas.

The whole Christmas family, happy family storyline got decent views. And then the whole dad dying thing, kind of— that's— I think that's where everything changed.

If my dad didn't die, we'd still be in the second apartment. I'm not sure what would have happened. I think me and my wife would have had a massive argument about Tomoko. The whole Tomoko thing was just brushed under the carpet because my dad's stuff happened.

I'm hoping that the low views right now are because it's summer and everyone's not really watching YouTube. They're outside in the beach swimming, playing with friends.

You didn't milk your sister enough? I don't know, I did a livestream with her. She appeared in a couple videos.

She wasn't very interested in appearing

I kind of miss the old apartment, actually. I like the Japanese-style room. That was really nice. I was planning on getting a kotatsu, the Japanese-style table. It was so relaxing in the Japanese room. I miss it. We should move back. Maybe my wife would be up for moving again.

This apartment is nice, but it's kind of small.

And I was saying that I didn't mind it being small and it's big enough, but after living here for a few months, it's small. It's like one room.

At least the other apartment had 2 rooms, had multiple rooms,

but it was more expensive, it was bigger. So that means keeping it cool and keeping it heated would cost more money because it's larger. It's a larger area to keep conditioned. This room's smaller, so it's easier to keep cool and it's easier to keep heated.

I don't have good memories from that place.

Yeah, it was a bit depressing. It was in a very depressing area as well. It was in this weird location where there were no surrounding buildings. All the other houses were on the other side of the river,

and there was this massive temple behind it where all these trees were, where all the crows gathered and flocked around.

I walked past it a few weeks ago. It was very lonely. There was this lonely atmosphere here around it.

Where is everyone?

I don't like Pulse because it takes— oh fuck, don't shoot me, I'm your friend.

I don't like Pulse because it takes ages.

Whoops, I just killed—

whoa!

Gameplay is a bit laggy. I think everything's laggy.

I'm— am I going to boycott Japan for removing South Korea from the economic list? The whole boycott thing is so stupid. So if you didn't know, Korea is boycotting Japanese products because they want Japan to pay them more money.

I don't really fully understand it.

Why does Korea think Japan owes them more money? Japan's already given them loads of money. I think it's like a political move so the politicians or the new prime minister will get more support. It's like a publicity thing.

If their ratings start going down, in order to boost their own ratings, they start hating on Japan to get popularity.

It's so immature, the entire Asia region. Everyone hates each other. Everyone hates China. Everyone hates Japan. Japan hates Everyone hates North Korea. South Korea hates North Korea and Japan and probably China. Japan hates everyone else because everyone hates them. It's so immature. Look at Europe in comparison.

Everyone in Europe, they get along. Paris— I mean, France and England, they get along. Germany and France, they get along.

But in Asia, everyone just kind of hates each other

because of the war. Can't we move on past the war? It happened 100 years ago, 80 years ago. They're still going on about the bloody war.

Can we move on from what happened 3 generations ago? The people who are alive now and running things, who They don't have anything to do with what happened in the war. All the people that participated in the war, they're all dead now, or they're old. They're very, very old. Can we just forget about it? It's completely irrelevant.

Who gives a shit what happened 80 years ago?

Why is Asia stuck in the past when it comes to all these war-related stuff?

Very, very childish. I think the entire Asia region is very childish. It's trying to get more money using the whole, oh, we were victims in the war, you owe us money. Just trying to get more money.

That's all it is. I don't think they really, really care deep

down. Let's try and get more money, and they're trying to

get more votes, get better ratings in the politics.

That's why in Japan, on Samsung products, they don't have the Samsung logo. They call it— instead of the Samsung S10 Plus, in Japan they call it the Galaxy S10 Plus because everyone knows Samsung is Korean and a lot of Japanese people don't want to buy Korean products.

So they, they removed the Samsung logo from everything in Japan. It's kind of funny.

Don't you know the comfort women? Yeah, I know about the comfort women. Stop spamming it. I watch World War II documentaries all the time.

All those comfort women, they're just a bunch of old granny now,

still whinging about

it. Everyone who's responsible for the atrocities, they're gone, they're dead, or they're old grannies and old grandpas.

It's over, it's finished. Time has moved on.

Stop crying about it.

What can you do? All the apologies, all the money in the world can't erase what happened. It's happened. What happened happened.

Very unfortunate, but what are we supposed to do?

I don't know why Japan doesn't apologize. If just apologizing would make things better, then just apologize.

I'm sorry. Just go, I'm so sorry.

The problem is, I think the problem is if Japan apologizes, if the Japanese politicians apologize, then they'll lose favor because it will be seen as weak. From the Japanese viewpoint.

Oh, because when you apologize, it's like you're admitting that you're wrong.

But why does the current generation have to apologize for for what the previous generations did. The ones who should be apologizing are the previous generations, but they're already dead.

It's like, imagine if my granddad beat your granddad up and then you're complaining to me saying I should apologize. Why should I apologize for, for what my granddad did? I'm not responsible.

It's not my fault my granddad beat up your granddad. Don't blame me, blame my granddad. That's how I see it. My granddad's dead, so good luck getting an apology from him.

Not my fault.

If you don't suck hard enough, nothing comes out. Strange.

What a stupid analogy. How is it a stupid analogy? It's a perfect analogy.

It's an extremely simplified explanation. World War II was caused by people from previous generations. Why should the current generation be held responsible for what previous generations did?

If you don't understand the analogy, then you're stupid.

People should be responsible for their own actions, not other people's actions, especially for something that happened such a long time ago.

Uh, am I a misogynist? So you're asking me if I hate women? I hate some women. I like some women.

Yeah, I'm a misogynist for not liking every single woman in the world. Nice logic.

Oh, and gonna time you out because you're irritating me.

I don't know how to time people out.

So, so you're lucky because I don't know how to time people out. Oh, you're calling me a bitch? Well, I'm just gonna ban you then. You want to get banned? Call me a bitch again then.

The country and culture of Japan has stayed content with remaining tight-lipped and unapologetic. It's like if you saw your granddad murder someone, then refuse to tell the police because it's not your problem.

I guess if you say it like that, then that makes sense.

I guess you could change my analogy to if my granddad beat up your granddad, but then I pretended that my granddad didn't do anything wrong, then yeah, okay, that would be wrong of me. If my granddad beat up your granddad and then I defended my granddad's actions, then I guess I would be in the wrong, but I

still shouldn't have to apologize for my granddad's actions. I'll say, yeah, my granddad Shouldn't have beat up your granddad,

but I'm not apologizing because I didn't do anything.

Why should I give you money because of what my granddad did? Unless I got the money from my granddad. What if my granddad beat up your granddad and took his money and then gave the money to me, but then I refused to give you back the money. Yeah, then I guess I'd be in the wrong. I should

give back your granddad's money

if the money was stolen from your granddad by my granddad.

But I'm pretty sure Japan has already given a lot of money to South Korea. And now South Korea want more money. How much money do they want?

They don't even need the money. They make plenty of money.

Let's keep positive conversation here. Ban haters. Yeah, I will ban people who are just trolling and being negative.

Save that for YouTube livestreams or the subreddit. Here we're trying to make a nice positive community on Twitch.

I banned the Zach Braggin guy.

Why quarter of YouTube livestream views? Because this is Twitch and I'm just playing a game. Most people don't care about games, but the stream isn't really about the game. I'm just playing the game in the background whilst I chat.

Ban U136. I timed him out. If he comes back, I'll ban him. He's the one who typed Connor's name in the chat and then got me a privacy complaint.

I'll ban the Rut R91 guy. I— oh no, I didn't. I banned that other The Bulldog UK guy,

Bulldog 1989 guy. He was annoying, kept going on about my views and stuff like that.

Is there nicotine in my vape? No, it's nicotine-free.

I would like to try nicotine though. Does it feel good? How does nicotine feel?

Did you like it when I played music on the stream, or was it annoying?

Parts of the stream got muted for copyright. That's why Twitch is better. When you play copyright music, they don't strike the video or anything, they just mute out— it automatically mutes out the part that has the music playing. It's a really good system.

What kind of— what kind of music should I play? Oh, come on. How did he not die?

Come here! Where are they going? Help me! Whoa, whoa! Oh, Jesus Christ, did you see that?

This game gets really tense when you turn the sound on. Whoa,

if I wear my headphones, I can hear all the footsteps. It's really scary. But my foot— I mean, my headphones, the cable isn't long enough to reach the floor. I have wireless earphones, but the sound is all laggy. Strange. There's like a 2-second delay.

What if I played music on my phone instead?

This music gives me goosebumps.

Too loud.

It's still too loud. Are you sure? I can barely hear it.

It's not very interesting music. It's just the same melody.

I don't really feel like listening to music.

Please stop yelling. I'm not yelling.

It's not my fault I got excited.

Oh, stop going on about the bloody cockroach, please.

10 seconds left.

5 seconds. Op 4 has located a bomb. Be ready for hostile action.

Quite like this map. It's very cozy,

has these very fancy rooms.

Let me find it.

Has these nice

living rooms with bookshelves. Not here. Where is it?

I think it's here.

No, not this one.

I like rooms like the one from Harry Potter, the, the Gryffindor common room or something. It's like a dark room, fireplace, bookshelves, sofas. I like that kind of atmosphere.

Kind of like this one. Comfy sofas, red carpet, bookshelves, fireplace.

I want a room like that.

Oh,

how many people do I have to ban? How's the overall experience with the new monitor. At first I thought it was a bit too big, but now I've gotten used to it, it's great. I'm really glad I got 32 inches. You kind of get used to the curve, so you don't really notice it anymore. I don't notice

the curve at all, so I don't really see the point of having the curve. Maybe if I went back to a flat screen I would notice it, but you, you forget that it's curved after a

while. It's really good. I'm going to make a video for my second channel called How to Convert Your Laptop into

a Gaming Setup, and then I'll talk about my keyboard, the monitor.

When am I going camping? Sometime in, in September. I'm still not sure how to do it. Should I livestream the whole thing and then make highlights as the main video, or should I just vlog it as a, a normal video on the GoPro with 4K good quality? 4K GoPro or livestream the whole thing at 720p and then

make like a highlights video?

The stream could be fun, plus I get the

donations. But then it's kind of stressful because I have to keep filming the whole thing. If I just vlog it, at least I'll have better quality and there isn't this constant pressure of filming the whole time.

So I'm a bit unsure about it.

I might just do a GoPro vlog, make it a nice edited high-quality video and then do a stream in the evening after I finished filming, like a relaxed tent stream, just an hour.

It's a bit stressful filming the whole thing.

Missed every shot.

I think I'm gonna GoPro vlog it. Yeah, I think that's the best way,

and then do a quick, quick livestream in the evening.

I'm so happy that you listened to me and you will get a fan. I'm not sure how much of a difference it will make. Won't it just be louder because there'll be more fans?

I might actually— I might order one now on Amazon, and I might order a few other things. Maybe I should get a GoPro extra battery for the camping trip. Oh, I want to get a battery charger so I could charge the battery when it's not in the camera, so I can have one battery charging whilst I'm using

the other battery.

GoPro dual battery charger. That looks quite good.

The fan doesn't go inside of the laptop, it's like a, a pad, and then you put the laptop on top of the pad and there's about 5 fans that blow up into the laptop. It's quite interesting, it looks pretty cool.

Let's Amazon shop together. If I show you my Amazon page, it will dox my address, so I'll do it on my phone.

Oh, this looks pretty cool.

GoPro 7 multifunctional charging set.

Looks like this.

You can't see the white because the, the background's white as well.

Do I really need it though? How much footage am I going to be filming? Because the GoPro battery lasts for about 1 hour. I can film an hour on one charge. I'm not going to film that much, my videos are only 10 minutes or 12 minutes.

The problem is when you constantly switch the GoPro on and off, it drains the battery compared to just filming non-stop. If you keep switching it on and off, it drains a lot faster.

The benefit of live streaming it would be it's constantly filming, so I capture everything. Sometimes things happen and by the time I've pressed record and started recording, it's finished. But when you're streaming, you capture everything,

so you have lots of to choose from when you're editing the video, which is good. I guess there's pros and cons of either option. Having a second battery

might be good.

I'm not sure, it's very difficult to decide.

Oh no, I'm lagging,

I'm lagging.

Oh,

I missed.

Is that really Tomoko in the chat?

I can't tell.

Her Japanese seems pretty native,

but why would Tomoko be in my livestream.

It costs $30 and you get a little charging pod and you get 2 extra batteries. Do I really want it? I don't need it because I could just charge the GoPro from battery bank if it starts getting low. I can even film and charge at the same time. I don't think I need it really. It's not really

necessary. I can use my battery bank to charge it.

I don't think I'll buy a second battery. Laptop fan.

Laptop fans cost about $30 as well.

I could get this one.

Oh, oh, ad revenue has just updated. So shall we find out how much money I made from the cruise ship video? The romantic boat trip with wife on luxurious cruise ship. How much money do you think I made off it? From— it's only been a day, so it's going to be one day of ad revenue. How much

do you think? I think, I think it would have made about $30. I'd be surprised if it only made $20. It got pretty bad watch time, to be honest. It got fairly low watch time compared to my other stuff, but it made about 12,000 views in a day, which is

average. $60, $50. I think $60 would, would be pushing it a little bit. But the, the Draw My Life video made $45 in the first day just for 12,000 views.

Hopefully $100. No, it wouldn't get $100 for, for 12K views. It wouldn't get $100 because Okay, let's find out.

I'm nervous. What if it did really badly? What if I only made 15? Okay, let's find out.

Oh

wow! Holy shit,

holy shit, that's good! Oh,

how much do you think it made? I'm very pleased, I'm very pleased.

Holy shit, the drawing My Sad Life made $73 in 2 days.

$70 just for 17K views.

Oh, the bloody bulldog guy's back. You can go away, I don't like you, you're irritating. I'm not acting, look, I'm going to show it. I'll show it to you right now.

This is how much the romantic boat trip with wife on luxury cruise ship

It's flipped, but I think you can see it.

$39.97. Like, $39.97. It made $40.

It made $40 in the first day

just for a livestream highlight video. And I made, made about 15 from the livestream, so 15 plus 40. Oh,

I have body armor! I'm really pleased with that.

Ouch. I'm so pleased with that because my Ice Poseidon videos got nearly 30,000 views but made under $40,000, and this cruise trip only got 12,000 views but it made more money than videos that got 30,000 views. That's so strange.

So I gained about— I don't know how much I got from Twitch because I got 2 new subs on that day and someone gave me 200 bits and then someone else gave me 1,000 bits. So that's about $12, maybe $15, plus the ad revenue, it's about $55.

The second day it will go up, it will go up even more. So I probably made about $70, maybe $80, but the trip cost me $40.

So, well, I made profit, but it cost me money. It cost me $20 for the trip and then about $20 for the cake and tea.

The Draw My Life video is very compelling. Yeah, but it took me ages to make. I spent about a week slowly doing the drawings. And it still didn't get amazing views. Just got— didn't even get 20K.

It has

16,800. Very pleased with the boat trip. $40, I'll take that.

Yeah, the views aren't great, but the ad revenue is good. For example, my Experiences Paying for Sex in Japan video, that did well, 30,000 views, but it only made about $40.

So a video with only 12k views is on the same level as one with 30k when it comes to ad revenue. It's very encouraging, I think.

Now you have 20 subs, you can reward us by playing Resident Evil 2. I could buy it again.

I don't think I have to download it again.

I'm very happy that, that the travel videos are getting views and it's making good money because it's family-friendly. It's completely non-sexual. I think sexual videos, even if I code word it, will get less ad revenue even if it's monetized, because for some, some reason the algorithm— the algorithm knows.

Oh, thank you for hosting me. The algorithm still knows even when I code word it, and it seems to get lower.

Lower CPM.

Oh no, I don't have any sights for this gun.

Oh, headshot! Very nice.

Don't blind me.

Did I see TechLeaks' video on his divorce? I didn't watch it, but I saw the title. He got a million views for titling my wife left me. A million. What was I saying? I was saying, yeah, I'm very satisfied that I I'm getting a decent 15K to 20K views on my travel videos because I would like to

do more travel vlogs, just traveling, showing you cool things in Japan. And if people want to see that, that's great.

I don't want to have to do stuff like, you know, making drama, fake drama bullshit, just so I can get views. If I can get views from doing, you know, vlogging, that'd be great. I'd rather do that than all this drama rubbish.

Your bitrate is a bit off.

My connection

gets a bit slow now and then, but it should be fine for most of the time.

You said you don't like doing travel stuff because other channels do that.

Did I? I like doing it because it's easy. I don't need to think of some kind of idea. I just go to a place and vlog it.

The problem is you have to travel to that place and then you have to spend money. For example, the camping trip is going to cost me $300 and I'm not going to make $300 off it, so I'm going to lose money, but my wife really wants to go anyway.

So I think I have to think of it as something fun to do and then making a vlog as a bonus.

Hello Daniel, hello Jungle. Welcome.

Personally, I feel kind of bored doing,

doing ranting videos and topic videos where I sit in front of the camera and talk about a topic. I'd rather go to some place and vlog it. That's more interesting for me. I don't really enjoy doing the Why I hate XXX videos or talking about experiences. I want to go and live my life and have experiences instead

of just spending all my time talking about old experiences.

I want to go out there and make more experiences

and make content out of it.

Number one, I don't really have anything to rant about. There's nothing I really feel passionate enough about to rant about.

But some of my best videos have been ranting ones, like the Why I Hate Living in Japan video, Why I Hate Stuff video. They usually did well.

That guy nearly walked straight in front of my shot. Whoa!

Oh my goodness! Oh, I killed him!

Injured, injured. They had any more? Did you see that flank? That was perfectly executed flank.

Go! Well played. Do you think years of ranting is taking its toll? I think I'm just starting to grow up a bit, and I'm fed up of being so negative all the time. I'm fed up of ranting. I want to be— I want to try being positive for a change.

I want to enjoy life, you know.

I would like— if I had a topic in mind, I wouldn't mind doing another why I hate video, but don't really know what to make one about. I feel like I've ranted about everything— living in Japan, having social anxiety, being bullied,

Japanese women, my wife, random women like the Turkish girl,

random YouTubers like Chris Brown. Is there anything left to rant about?

Who thinks Tomoko should have sex with Kanato? That would be hot. You should make a video and then send it to me.

And you should both be staring at the camera saying, you like this, Daniel? Is this what you like, Daniel?

That would be very arousing.

Not gonna lie, the sex with Tomoko was pretty, pretty good. There was just something naughty and wrong about it that really aroused me.

She had a nice figure. She was slim. She had a slim waist, fairly wide hips.

Definitely not one of the worst lays I had. I've had much worse with younger girls who had better features. Strange, you'd think more attractive girl would be better in bed, but that's not always the case, isn't it? That isn't always the case. Sometimes you can have an attractive girl and then the sex would be terrible, and then

sometimes you have a really— well, not really, but you know, an old ugly woman and it's really satisfying. Strange, isn't it?

The laptop is throttling. High temperature causes lagging. Yeah, you could be right. How do I check the temperature?

I don't see any temperature settings. There's CPU 25%, pretty good, only 25% of the CPU. Oh, this is 92 degrees. Holy shit, that's hot.

90 degrees, 91, 90, 91, 90. GPU is at 69 degrees. This is Celsius, not

Fahrenheit. CPU is at 91 degrees and GPU is at 70, around 69. What do you think? Dangerous? Normal?

What's my plans for Japan in the next coming 6 months?

Um, just the same old stuff really.

Streaming, do some traveling with my wife. Maybe we'll go to somewhere else in Japan. Like Okinawa or Hokkaido. I'll do a Chris Broad style 24 hours in Okinawa.

I can ask in the game chat.

Hi. No, I'll do, is 90 degrees

temperature too hot for my CPU?

They don't even know I'm streaming them to 5,000 people right now. Can you imagine if they found out they're being streamed? Oh, come on! Revive, revive! No, that was an easy headshot. You're gonna break your laptop. Did anyone reply in the game?

Over 90 is melting point. Holy shit. On the plus side, if I— it's at 94 right now, 94 degrees.

If it does break, on the plus side, that will give me an excuse to build a gaming computer. I could livestream it, livestream it.

Oh, let's go to Mount Fuji. Ice Poseidon inspired me. And I want to go to maybe Okinawa. I can show you the beaches and the sea, do some snorkeling, maybe underwater stuff with the GoPro.

Who will pay for my gaming desktop? I'll pay for it using my generous YouTube donations.

Uh, we could go snowboarding. My wife likes snowboarding, so we go snowboarding

in Hokkaido.

I might purchase that laptop cooler right now. Right now, should I just get this one? Seems good.

It has 4, 4.5 stars, 66 reviews. This one has 4 out of 5 stars, but it has 689 reviews. Which one?

This one has 5 out of 5 stars, 38 reviews, so I might get this one. Delivery tomorrow. Am I busy tomorrow?

No, I'm not.

I just got an email from YouTube and got my partnership. If I get 200 to 400 views per video, upload every day, how much will that be? It won't be a lot. On my second channel, if I get

If I get—

so this video has 900 views, I made $4.40.

So for about 200 to 400 views, I would say you'd get $1, maybe $1 or $2. So if you make 30 videos, you'll make about $30 to $60.

It's okay, I guess. It's like some little extra pocket money.

And you never know, you might get a viral video It might blow up.

If you make— I made a video about the Surface Pro and it got,

it got, it got 16,000 views on my second channel, which is really good. So you never know, you might get a viral video. Not a mega viral, but a mini viral. And then you might get $100 from it.

Have I had lip injections? No, I've had no injections.

What kind of keyboard do I use? It's a Logitech gaming keyboard.

Mechanical linear— no, it's a mechanical tactile keyboard, not a clicky one.

Okay, I'm going to order the laptop cooler.

What do you think?

It has 6 fans, 5 out of 5 rating. 5-star rating.

Yeah, I'm gonna buy this one.

I wouldn't mind if— I was gonna say I wouldn't mind if Chihiro got a facelift, but it might make her face really stiff like a

Like a Barbie doll.

What else should I buy?

I could buy a rubber buttocks. What if I type rubber buttocks into

Amazon. There's Secret Lovers SM Bar rubber clothes, rubber lingerie, latex transparent women clothes. It's like a human condom for your entire body.

Sex torso.

Oh, very nice. You can get one that has a penis.

$180. It's like a torso, no arms, no legs.

No, I think I'll save my money and just stick to using my hand.

That was a waste. Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you gonna do to Chanka? You can't do anything.

Should I steal his gun? I love it when you steal Tachanka's gun and use it against him. Oh no, I was about to steal his gun. I love it when you steal his gun and then you use it on his own team.

When did I start vaping? I thought you were against smoking.

Um, started a few weeks ago. It's not smoking, it's nicotine-free. And it's Red Bull flavor. I'm not really against smoking, I just,

I don't like the smell of cigarettes very much.

What about old videos? If you weren't monetized, then you won't get any money from it because you already got the views, but it was unmonetized, so unfortunately you won't get anything.

What else do I want to buy?

I could buy a wind muff for the GoPro, but it looks stupid. It's like a rubber, a rubber case Not rubber, a foam. It's a foam case and you put it on top of the GoPro case and it's just— it makes the GoPro look like a big square foam blob. It looks kind of silly. I'm just going

to buy the laptop fans for tomorrow.

Proceed to checkout.

It's £24.

Get it tomorrow. Place your order. Okay, it's coming tomorrow. Hopefully my laptop won't explode before tomorrow.

I'm getting hungry. It's It's nearly 2 o'clock. I can't believe I've been streaming for so long,

and I've actually had a good time, unlike yesterday when I was just moaning. When you're having fun, the stream goes past really quickly, but when I'm in a bad mood like yesterday, I felt like I was streaming forever and I wasn't enjoying it.

I was just whinging the whole time.

What happened?

You should add Pepe emotes.

I can only add one emote because I'm just a basic level affiliate. I don't have access to more emotes.

There's only one subscriber emote. It's this one.

Looks like I have blood around my mouth.

What game should I play next?

I downloaded GTA 5. I was going to play online, but I don't understand how to get it started. I pressed play online and then it started making me do these racing missions against the AI. I had to do 2 racing missions and then it still wasn't online. I want to play like an open world online GTA game,

but I don't know how to do it.

Maybe I have to join a server like on Minecraft, but it keeps forcing me do these racing missions.

I can't tell the difference when you're in a good mood or a bad mood. You look the same. Really? I think there's a world of difference. I'm more talkative and I don't complain so much, and I move around more.

Otherwise I'm just like

this. I'm completely different. What are you talking about?

Have you been eating your wife's period? That's what it looks like. Looks like I just Munched on some vagina.

Locate the biohazard container.

Are your viewers mainly American, British, or Japanese? Mainly American.

I haven't used my plastic gun for ages because there haven't been any crows. They, they stopped coming. Maybe my plan worked. My Crow deterrent, keep them away plan.

It works quite well to scare them away.

Well, look at this smoke, it's like Minecraft smoke.

Smoke always looks really bad in

games. I'm starving. Where's my lunch?

Shot his penis. Oh no, I had the perfect angle.

What's he doing?

He's lagging. He lagged out. Very nice.

What do you like about this game? I like shooting and—

yeah, I like shooting people inside of little buildings. It's fun. I like SWAT team kind of games where you have a team of people and And then you have another team of bad people,

and you have to take out the other team. It's very fun, you should try.

We can play together.

Is my sister coming to visit Japan? I would love it if my family showed interest in Japan, but my mum and sister, they couldn't care less about Japan. My sister has absolutely no interest. I really wanted my dad to come. I think they would have come this year if my dad didn't die. I feel so sad my

dad didn't even get to come to Japan once his entire life. He never came to Japan.

My mom doesn't like Japan because,

you know, the whole history between Japan and Malaysia. My sister is more into countries like Spain and America. My sister's been to New York a couple times, but she's, she's not interested in Asia. She's not interested in Japan or Korea.

Do I play Counter-Strike? No, I don't like Counter-Strike.

I like the atmosphere and the feeling. I like the mood in Rainbow Six. I like how it looks kind of serious, but at the same time it's kind of funny. It's funny sometimes because there's, there's glitchy things like people blow up and then their leg gets stuck

in a piece of wood and then it starts jiggling around. It's kind of funny.

What should I have for lunch? I have eggs and bacon. I might have some bread. Might just make bacon and eggs.

Feeling quite good today. What should I do?

I need GoPro footage for my second channel, but I'm not sure where to go. I've already been everywhere. I went to a game center, sushi. How about ramen? Could go and have ramen by myself, film it all on GoPro.

On the GoPro.

Hello! Haha, he didn't even see me.

It's funny how effective a combat knife is when they're wearing all that body armor. He just slashes at them, they drop to the ground. They're wearing body armor, thick gear. Just slashing your knife isn't going to do much unless you stab them in the back of the neck.

Oh.

He just came out of nowhere.

Go have ramen?

I don't know, I don't feel like going outside. It's so hot today.

Oh, it's so hot.

It is so funny when people write comments saying nobody cares and then there's 20,000 views. Apparently 20,000 people did care.

Nobody equals 20,000. Nice logic.

Haha, it's so dumb. Just because they don't care, they say nobody cares when 20,000 people clicked on it.

If you don't care, then why did you click on it? So stupid. If you clicked on it, then you must have obviously cared a little bit. Otherwise, why would you click on it if you completely didn't care? Why do people say stupid things?

Remake classic videos. I could remake my old ones as illustrated ones, kind of like a reverse Disney. Disney are remaking the illustrated movies as life— real-life action movies. I mean, What's the word?

Real life. So I could do the opposite, make my real-life videos into illustrated videos.

I could do the smell of ass video illustrated. Pretty sure that would get demonetized if I started drawing my girlfriend's buttocks with me sniffing them. And the smell wafting up into my nose and that giving me a hard-on. That'd definitely get demonetized.

Get out! Look at her feet, feet just sticking up in the air. Why is she wearing sandals?

It's so funny. I love the ragdoll physics.

Oh my God, what the fuck was that?

I couldn't aim.

Have I seen the guy Airsoft Fatty? Yes, he does Cooking with Fatty series videos, doesn't he? Quite funny. He looks hideous though. He looks like one of those ogres from Lord of the Rings.

He's so fat.

It's pretty funny though, seeing a really fat person trying to cook.

He looks like the Goblin King from the first Hobbit film. Yeah, he does. I'm so glad I'm not fat. I don't like the way my body looks. It's way too skinny, but I'm so glad I'm not fat. I'd rather be super skinny than super fat.

At least I can kind of hide my skinniness if I wear layers.

In the summer, I can't really hide it though. My legs are so skinny, look at them. My knee looks like— looks like my hand.

What do you think of this girl?

It's hard to see. She's so pretty. I follow her on Instagram.

Oh, the game started. Why didn't you tell me?

Whoa!

Oh my God.

Oh, that was tense.

Is the stream lagging? I don't think so.

I'll try restarting. Everything.

It has sudden stutters. I don't know why.

I don't know why.

Where did Tomoko go?

Why did you break the body armor, you stupid man?

Let me check the temperature. It's currently 94°. My CPU is melting.

What the hell is happening?

What should I do? I might end the stream, have lunch, and then finish editing my bipolar disorder video.

Oh, I haven't masturbated today. I might do that.

Or do you want me to leave the stream on whilst I have lunch?

This is a dedicated gaming channel.

I'm not sure if having lunch would be that interesting.

I could just turn the camera around.

Stream it, upload to YouTube.

Oh, thank you. No, Jimbo is banned. He's not a nice person.

I can show you a little bit of my new video.

It goes a little like this.

Hey, so I've been coming out of a bit of a dip recently. I don't know the problem. Terminology for things usually, so I tend to just make up words for myself. A dip is when you're at this stable level when you just feel normal. You don't feel really sad, don't really feel very happy, and then for some

reason you just start dipping down and you feel really sad and depressed. But then after a few days you start coming back up out of the dip and then you're back. I think it's quite interesting with the dip thing.

Not many people call it the dip.

And then there's the Cooking with Daniel bit. And let's do another exciting episode of Cooking with Daniel. Today I'm going to be making something very simple, and there's only 2 ingredients. I don't think I've ever done a cooking video with only 2 ingredients. Carry out my tasks, but since my work, if you want to call it work,

involves me talking and being in front of a camera. I think it's kind of obvious when I'm in the dip, and I find it very hard to pretend or to act as if everything's okay. And you might have noticed this in some videos, I'm very energetic and I'm speaking very quickly. I think it's quite a good video,

kind of like the videos I used to do.

I'm not sure what else to add to it. I might add to it— so I might say something like, when I'm in the dip, I might say really negative, hateful stuff, but that's just because I'm in a bad mood, so don't take me seriously.

And then I could also say Sometimes when I'm in the dip, I'm not a very pleasant person to be around

because I'm grumpy and moody.

Talk about people blaming others. I could make a whole ranting video about blaming people. Stop saying I blame people.

I can imagine people saying, oh, you can't just blame being depressed. You can't use being depressed as an excuse to say horrible things. That's what people will say. I'm not saying it's an excuse. I'm saying it's the reason why. The reason why I say horrible things is because I'm in a bad mood.

It's not an excuse, it's a reason.

I'm not sure where to add it. I might add it onto the end bit.

Is my YouTube channel dying hardcore? No, I'm still getting 20k views. Still making good money

because my newer videos are really family-friendly. I'm getting really good CPM on it. I'm making— I'm still making about $50 even if I'm getting 12K views. Okay, it's not as good as $100.

I still get $100 sometimes from 20K views.

It's still good, good enough.

I won't have to get a job even if my channel only started getting 5K views. Even at 5K views a video, I'd still be making around £700 or £600, plus my second channel which makes about £250, plus my Twitch which makes me about $150, plus my Patreon, which makes me about nearly $200. Still good enough.

I only need to make about $500 a month to pay for food and stuff. Making $500 a month on YouTube is pretty easy.

I would have to make 4,000 views per video to make about $500.

So I'm not worried. Yeah, I'm a bit depressed that my channel is dying. I would love it if my channel wasn't dying, but what can I do if people are losing interest?

That's, that's up to them, not me. I can't force them to be interested.

If I get a job, yeah, I guess so. If I get a job, I won't have to worry about getting views, I guess.

And I could complain about my job, and then I could do clickbait drama like, my boss found out about my YouTube channel, I got fired from my job because of my YouTube channel.

That would get views. I'm pretty sure that would get views. Maybe I'll just pretend to get a job. I don't actually have to show any proof. I'll just say, oh, I got a job,

can't, can't film it because that's against the company policies and I don't want to get doxxed at my workplace. So sorry, can't film it. That'd be a good excuse.

Get a fake uniform so it looks like I've got a real job. And then I'll do, oh, I hate my— my coworker is a sexy hot Chinese immigrant. I had sex with the sexy hot Chinese immigrant in the toilets. The boss found out that me and the hot sexy Chinese immigrant had sex in the toilet. We got

fired.

You need to make edgier shit. I want to, but I'm scared because, you know, demonetization and stuff. It seems like it's a better idea to stick with the family-friendly things, even though it gets less views. The family-friendly videos make more money than my edgy sexual videos, even when they get more views. So it's either get more views

but less money, or more money less views.

I think Filthy Frank hardly made anything off YouTube because of his content was so edgy,

and I'd rather make more money even if it means my content's gonna become boring family-friendly stuff. If that's the way YouTube wants to go, then I have to obey YouTube because YouTube is— YouTube has all the power. I don't have any power. I have to do what YouTube wants. And if YouTube wants family-friendly stuff, and if YouTube

are going to reward me for making family-friendly stuff, then I'm gonna make family-friendly stuff. I'm not gonna risk my channel.

But if you become super famous, you don't really have to rely on ad revenue. You can just get all your fans to support you on Patreon or livestream donations or selling merch. I guess ad revenue isn't the only way, but for me, ad revenue is very important because let's face it, everyone hates me and no one donates

donates to me, and no one's gonna buy my stuff because they hate me. They're not going to voluntarily give me money. So I can't rely on the kindness of my audience when half of them hate me and then half of them use Adblock.

So I need to rely on my ad revenue.

So yes, there will be more travel stuff, maybe more cooking with wife.

Cooking with wife got nice views.

Sukiyaki— sukiyaki with my wife got over 20K.

Oh, the life of a struggling YouTuber. So many problems.

If only I could get a viral video, everything will be great again for maybe a year, and then next year the same problem will come.

I didn't make up any story about Tomoko. I told everyone what she told me. She told me she was married, so I told everyone she was married. And then later she says she wasn't actually married. It's not my fault. You shouldn't have told me you were married in the first place.

I don't know if you're actually married. I only have your word. If you tell me you're married, then I'm gonna believe that you're married.

Didn't make up anything.

And she is very old. She's well over 40. When she told me, she was 27.

I didn't exaggerate anything about the Tomoko thing.

I don't even know why she's here. I haven't talked about her for ages.

I don't know if it's her,

but her Japanese is native. What she's typing in Japanese is native Japanese, and I really don't think it's some other Japanese person pretending to be her.

I think it is her. It definitely seems like her. I don't have Japanese trolls on my channel. I have a lot of— all of my trolls and haters are all English-speaking. I don't have any Japanese viewers apart from this, apart from maybe 2.

She said, in Japan, when you're over 40, there's a pressure to get married. Yeah, but why do you think I care if you're married or not? What's the point of lying to me about it? I don't care if you're married or not. We already had sex.

What's the CPM on my YouTube analytics? Let me see.

I would love to see Ice Poseidon's reaction

if he found out that I made $40 off of 12K views when he only makes $20 off of 100K. That'd be so funny, his reaction.

Um, my CPM is about 7.

Top CPM is $7.67 Australia and then $7 United

States. It's weird Australia has such a high CPM.

Last 90 days, Australia, $7.90. How can I get more Australian people to watch? My opinion on Australia. I've never been to Australia, so I couldn't do that.

United States, $7.65. Norway, $6.34. Canada, $5.60.

Good thing I'm an English speaker. I get all these English-speaking countries with good CPMs. If I made videos in

Peruvian— Peru only has $1.86— I'd get rubbish ad revenue.

Just start faking videos. No one would notice. I don't even know if anyone would care at this point. People just want dumb, shallow entertainment.

All of my videos could have been faked anyway. It's not like I showed you proof of the Australian guy. That could have all just been made up.

My problem with Australia.

The only problem is if I openly admit to making stuff up, then people are going to use that against me and I might lose viewers because

they might not like me.

Anymore. I didn't make anything up, don't worry. I'm the most honest YouTuber on Twitch.

All the big YouTubers make up stuff anyway. The whole KSI Deji drama, the whole Jake Paul drama, it's all orchestrated to get them views. No one cares.

How do we even know if Tech Lead's divorce video is real. He could have made it all up.

He's a clever guy and he's pretty good at trolling, so why would it be so unexpected for him to just make up some story?

Everyone was saying— loads of people were saying Ben Dean made up that story. When he got kidnapped, saying that, oh, golf clubs don't snap, and how'd he get out with the handcuffs. It sounded like some kind of made-up action movie.

Well, that's the problem. People want crazy stories, and it's very easy to make up crazy stories and pretend that you've been actually picked up.

So don't come Try. It's me again.

People find out.

There's no bread

in my house.

I've got no bread anywhere.

I've got no bread.

Got no bread. I've got bacon and eggs, that's it. What have you been saying?

Um, send foot fetish pictures to Chris broad. I could send Chris my dick pic.

Oh, thank you. Hi sweetie, your panty line is showing. My panty line? I'm not wearing any panties.

Daniel is being loyal. That's a secret accusation. He wants to meet me at a hotel in Umeda. No, that's wrong. I never said that. Last time me and Tomoko messaged was last year around June when we talked about having sex again, but that's all public knowledge.

No, it's not Google Translate. It's native Japanese,

pretty good Japanese, not something a foreigner would be able to do.

That Tomoko person was In the chat last stream when we were outside in Corbett, she kept saying stuff like, should I go and meet you now? We can go and have sex. I think she's completely lost it, or she's, she's either trolling or she's gone completely nuts.

Oh, I burnt my bacon.

Whatever, whatever.

And the drinks are Have some vegetable juice.

I burnt my bacon, but it's

okay. I'll get cancer anyway.

Burnt my bacon.

I don't really care.

Imagine if it was my wife trolling. I don't think my wife is that weird.

I made it all by myself. I'm a big boy.

Fried egg with green onions with some Bacon bits.

Oh, smells good.

It's very hot, I can't hold the plate. I might have to wait for it to cool down.

I'll do a palate cleanser with some Red Bull.

I've got a little napkin as well.

Yeah, yeah, you have a huge pimple on your left side. I know, don't need to tell me. That's why I'm facing this way so you can see it less.

That's why I'm facing this side so you can't see it.

No, don't let them post links. They'll start posting porno.

I don't think that Tomoko is the real Tomoko, actually. Her English isn't that good. She's using words like right and shall I. There's no way Tomoko's English is that good. Tomoko's English sucks.

Putting right onto the end of a sentence is very native-level English.

Mm,

oh.

Okay, so if you're really the real Tomoko, which hotel did we go to to have sex?

And do you want to go again tomorrow? No, I'm just kidding.

Oh, there's ice cream.

Why am I so pimply? Because I've got lots of pimples. I've only got one, one big one here.

This one is a scar. The rest are just scars.

Ice cream, bacon, and eggs. Very healthy diet.

Oh, mango juice after ice cream tastes weird.

That was a very good lunch, all of my favorite things.

Okay, okay, who's up for more Rainbow Six? We've got the rest of the day.

I feel like some music. What would you like?

Yeah,

England, England 2019.

Oh, drum solo!

Oh, I love a good drum solo.

Yes, the British are coming.

It's a bit repetitive. Drum solo.

What's next?

Is he saying we all feel gay?

Fuck you.

Twitch, you die!

Hurrah, hurrah! Oh, oh no!

I'm sorry, I can't stop the yelling.

Hurrah, hurrah!

Bravo, Johnny.

Bravo, Johnny.

I don't like these American ones where they battle. No, I don't want the country music.

Closer, closer, closer to the last day. This was the shot of the night, the golden minute. Angels sang us praise. Glory's ablaze, we turn our look of grace. Angels have never shunned this place.

Wait, I need a new song before I start. Bloody ads.

Oh, oh, oh my God.

Fuck you.

Scottish. I don't like Scottish music. Where this— where's the British? British military songs.

There must be other songs apart from the Grenadiers. Famous songs,

best British marches.

I know, if I turn the graphics down— oh, it's the graphics on ultra. No wonder the stream has been lagging,

you silly. There, the stream should be not lagging now. It was on ultra graphics.

Look at

that. Ah, yes. Come back here with those booties. Very nice.

She has no shadow.

Very weird.

Oh.

Headshot!

No, help me!

Where's my hair clip? Aha!

It sounds like RollerCoaster Tycoon. Oh. My favorite.

I'm not half Thai, stupid. I'm half Malaysian. Can't even get it right.

Oh no, no!

It sounds like RollerCoaster Tycoon. Listen, listen.

I'm sorry I called you stupid. That was uncalled for.

It's RollerCoaster Tycoon.

No wonder the British had the best empire in the world. Listen to the music we had. Very inspiring.

What did the French have? Let's listen to some French

military songs.

Japanese is so funny.

Oh, drums! I like it.

Pretty good French military songs.

Oh.

Oh,

very upbeat.

Very jolly. What do you think, French or British?

What are they saying? Oh, thank you.

Not yet, I need to take her out on more cruise trips.

What's he saying? Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. That's what it sounds like.

I can't see.

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. What are they saying?

La victoire enchanta, nous ouvre la barrière, la liberté guide nos pas.

La trompette guerrière a sonné l'heure des combats. Anglais ennemis de la France, voisir le sang et l'orgueil. Le peuple souverain s'avance, tirant des ondes.

Very nice.

That's a big drum. Look on that— look at that shotgun. Look at the drum on that shotgun.

Oh, that's some power. Watch this. Boom!

Oh, oh,

oh, wow, get out of the

Wait,

can't see.

Oh, whoa, whoa.

It's a bit too intense for my liking.

Any song requests?

Oh, what time is it? Oh, it's 3 o'clock.

Wow, no, no, no.

Jungkook. Okay, dong dong dong. Okay.

Oh.

4 has located a bomb. Get ready for hostile action.

No, not again.

Bum bum bum bum bum bum.

Oh, beautiful.

What the fuck is this?

Your double face camera.

What are my thoughts on the Galaxy Note 10? I have none. What's the difference between the S10 Plus? It has a pen, I guess.

Temperature, um, 89. Oh wow. Thank you. How much to take pics of her legs?

$50. I will cum on my legs. It's vaping fun. Yeah, it makes you look cool, smells good.

Boom! My favorite gun. Look at this thing, it's a beast. It shoots 8 bullets at the same time. Watch this,

decimates.

Wooden

surfaces.

Oh no, go up, go up, go up!

Go

up.

Oh

my God, he was just sitting there waiting for me.

Bloody camper.

Would I receive anal from a black guy for 1,000? I would, but I'm scared it's gonna hurt, so I'd probably say no.

If it's gonna hurt, then no. I've tried putting objects up there before and it was very painful,

and I don't want to get internal bleeding, thank you.

Oh, thanks. The Hong Kong guy gave the pain? Well, the Hong Kong guy was willing to do a little gay series with me, but I called it I said, would you be up for going to a love hotel with me for content? He said sure,

but I didn't really feel like it. Maybe later.

I want to play Minecraft.

Use him for content. Well, I kind of already did.

I smell so bad. I haven't had a shower today. Oh, my armpits are dripping.

Holy shit, smells like a, a fine Belgian ale.

Oh, that's pungent. I will lick my armpit sweat for the next person who gives me bits.

I would like to play Minecraft, but someone crashed the server by spamming it with lava. Now I can't get back onto it.

Oh my God, what are they doing? They're standing outside.

Looks like their little plan failed.

Oh no,

no,

did she call him a fuckwit? Did you hear that? She said you fuckwit.

What the hell are we supposed to do? Ah, I got you! Where

are they going?

This is funny, it's like a little standoff.

Go in, move in!

You first. I don't want to get friendly fired.

Go, go, go! Oh no, there's no entry point.

Oh, I can plant the defuser.

Watch this. They think they're so clever standing out on the staircase.

Whoa, where'd you come from?

Well, there's one there behind you. No, my pistol was out of ammo. That was a good round. That was really fun.

Oh yeah, I'd said I, I said I'd lick my armpits wet for bits.

That's bitter.

That's bitter. Oh, that smells rancid.

It doesn't taste bad, actually. It tastes like beer. I'm not lying, it tastes just like some kind of lager.

It tastes like hops, hops and barley fermented. Nobody asked him to do it. I said I would do it if you gave me bits, and then you gave me bits. If I didn't do it, then I'd be a liar, and I'm the most honest YouTuber. I never lie.

I actually like the aftertaste. It tastes nice.

It feels like I've just drank a nice cool beer.

What does wifey think about my vaping habits? She hates it. She thinks I look like a loser. She said vaping is for losers who want to look cool, thinking they look cool smoking when they look sad. I said shut up, you're old, what do you know? Oh no, my mouse has run out of battery! What should I

do? My mouse ran out of battery.

Yo, where's my USB-C charger?

I cannot find my USB-C charger. I can't find my USB, USB charger. Oh, I can't play.

I can't play. I can't find it.

Oh, here it is, but I don't have any USB ports available. Take out the USB receiver.

Stupid wireless mouse running out of battery all the time.

No, don't kick me for inactivity. I'm still here.

Quick, quick, come on, connect. It won't connect. Oh, fucking hell.

It's connected, but it's not moving because the USB-C charger has been unplugged. So I can take out— what's this? That's the webcam, microphone. Phone speaker. I don't have any more USBs.

Ow, ouch! It's not working.

I'm actually screwed. I think I've broken this USB port because it goes in but it's kind of squishy feeling.

I need more USBs. I don't have any more for my USB receiver. I have to take out either the webcam, the mic, or the speaker.

I know I could plug it into my battery bank, charge the mouse using the battery bank.

I have the worst gear. I do not have the worst gear. I have professional MSI gaming laptop.

I'm not lagging at all. If it's lagging, that's your gear's problem, not my gear's problem. I'm not lagging, you're the one lagging, not me. Don't call my gear crappy.

I'm not lagging at all. I'm playing Rainbow Six, it's buttery smooth. I'm streaming, playing YouTube video music,

and it's not stuttering at all. If it's stuttering, then it's the internet. The internet isn't my internet, it's my wife's.

Headshot. It's really hard to move my mouse now because of the wire.

The stream is lagging because the internet is not good. It's nothing to do with the laptop or the hardware, it's the internet. I'm losing frames

because the internet is not great.

It's only laggy because of the internet.

Put the stream at 5 kilobits. I don't know, I don't care, there's nothing I can do.

Let me check stream at 5 kilobits. I don't know, I don't care, there's nothing I can do.

We'll see if it's

Lagging?

What are you talking about? It's not lagging.

Have you ever sat on someone's face?

No, I haven't. Should I sit on my wife's face?

What are you talking about? Oh, okay, it is lagging. It lagged just then, didn't it?

Well, I don't know why it's lagging. It's not lagging on my end,

and I'm only using 30% of the CPU, so it's not like the computer's lagging.

I don't know.

The battery's plugged in.

Power mode, best performance. Fans are on turbo.

He doesn't know anything about technology. Excuse me?

How dare you? I know way more than the average person.

My laptop is fine, there's nothing wrong with it.

It's only using 30% of the CPU. It's not lagging.

Well, if you're so smart, then how'd you fix it? Let's hear some solutions instead of just whining.

How do you suggest I fix it?

Do I have an SSD? Of, of course I have an SSD. It's a 2019 SSD. 2019 MSI gaming laptop. There's no way it wouldn't have an SSD.

Fan will help. I already ordered the fan, it's coming tomorrow.

I'm not buying a completely new computer just to stream unless someone wants to give me $1,000. I'm not gonna spend $1,000 just to get a new computer.

I don't understand why is it lagging for you but it's not lagging for me. It's completely smooth for me.

There's absolutely no lag when I'm playing it,

so it's either an internet problem or a Streamlabs problem.

I'm playing it now, it's completely smooth, there's no lag at all.

It's the internet. It's probably the internet.

Are you running on Windows 95?

Now I'm running Windows 10.

I'm getting dropped frames. It says dropped frames 28%, 2 minutes ago. It says check the health of your internet connection, change your ingest server, or lower your bitrate.

Okay, give me a second, I'm gonna lower the bitrate.