Live Q&A

Why is it so overexposed on

the screen? I know,

turn the brightness down. That should fix

it. I'm a

genius.

Can you see it?

Got all my cameras set up. Camera 1,

camera 2, camera 3.

First stream of the year. Let's see if it

Q&As are nice to do because it's easy,

easy peasy. Just answer questions. I've

got 301 questions. To answer,

so it could take a while. And I made up a

little game, so if I have any rude

questions trying to insult me, I'll take a

little sip of whiskey from this bottle

cap. Do you think it's a good idea?

Am I answering all of them? Yes, I will.

A lot of them are questions I can't

answer, like, do you love your wife? I

can't answer certain things if it's going

to get me into trouble, so I'll just skip

those ones.

I wish I had a straw, then I could suck it

out of the cap.

I don't like it. I hate that question so

much. Do you love— why do you love your

wife? Or do you love your wife? Number

one, honest, obviously I can't answer it

negatively because then I'll get in

trouble.

I'm not gonna say something if I'm gonna

get in trouble.

Okay, let's answer the first question.

So the most liked, top voted question is,

would you have sex with a man for money?

Obviously that's the most top voted

question. Why is that the most top voted

question? Yes, I would if

it's a lot of money. I should have

expected that the most liked questions are

going to be all these dumb questions about

being gay.

Next question: from 0 to 100, how strong

are your romantic feelings towards your

wife? I knew people would ask this as

well. Um, I can't answer that.

Next question. What's the most awkward

moment you've experienced having cereal?

Probably when I lost my erection during it

and then I couldn't get it back, so we

just cuddled. That was pretty awkward.

Oh, 296 to go. This is gonna take forever.

How long does it take for you to achieve

N2? It took me about a year, I think,

maybe less.

How much money did you make in YouTube ad

revenue? Can't answer that either.

I made more money than I made, made at the

petrol station. Probably make less money

than someone who works in an office.

Uh, when do you think you'll have to get a

job besides YouTube? This is another

irritating question. I'll get a job when I

have to get a job. Why would I get another

job when I already have a job? Making

videos on YouTube is a job.

It's like asking someone who already has a

job, so when are you going to get another

job? This is stupid. Why would they get a

job when they already have one?

There's loads of questions about money and

getting a job. When did you first start

to masturbate? I think I was about 14.

I don't remember, it's a long time ago.

How do you deal with all the hate on your

channel? I don't

know. I don't deal with it very well. I

just get very angry, and I just try

and remind myself that those people are

probably very, very stupid, or kids.

They're probably just kids. Or really dumb

And I look at the money that I'm making

and then it makes me feel better.

I guess it's not really a big price to pay

for the privilege of not having to get a

real job. You know, you just have to put

up with a few idiots saying stupid things

about you.

Kinkiest thing I've ever done was I had

sex at that river. You know that river I

used to make videos at? We had sex

in the long grass. Someone, someone set

up like a— what's the word? There was—

there's loads of long grass on the

riverbank and And someone made like a

little shelter inside of it. They put

cardboard or wood to make a floor.

We had sex in there. I went back there

slightly before we went to England for

Christmas, and there was a sign saying,

please remove this because you're not

allowed to set stuff up, you're not

allowed to build stuff. Please remove it

before we come and take it away. Are you

able to read a book in Japanese?

Probably not. I used to read books in

Japanese when I was studying for it. I

read a few novels.

It would take me a very, very long time.

Would you have sex with the Hong Kong guy

if you were given £100 million?

Yes, I'll do anything for 100 million.

Then I could quit YouTube, retire.

What do I think of Jews? Don't really

think anything about Jews. I don't know

anything about Jewish people. I don't even

know what the Jewish religion is about. I

know they have this holiday where they

have a load of candles.

Yeah, I have no knowledge. Of joshism.

Blood as lube, yay or nay?

I'd say yay. After my experience with the

Turkish girl, turns out blood does work

pretty well as a lube. You plan on

showing us what's on the SD card? I

already did. Well, I didn't show it to

people, and I clicked on it.

Do I plan on making a Pornhub channel? I

already have one, my Pornhub channel, and

I uploaded a few of my videos on it, and

in 2 years it actually made a couple of

dollars from ad revenue. So it's actually

possible to make— I should start uploading

all of my videos onto Pornhub. It might

make $10 a year or something.

What would I name my son or daughter? I

don't know. Don't really have

any plans of having children, so I never

thought about it.

Boy 1, girl 1.

Maybe Victoria. Victoria is a nice name.

Oh, this is boring.

I guess I should answer all of them.

Imagine you had the possibility to change

one decision you made in your life. What

would it be? One decision?

Well, there is one thing I regret, regret

doing, but I can't tell you because I'd

get in trouble. I can't tell you anything.

So annoying.

Okay, apart from that one thing, let me

think of another thing.

What would I change?

Um,

all of the things that I would change

would get me into trouble if I actually

One decision.

Well, if it's a small thing, recently I

wasted £500 buying a stupid phone and then

I returned it to Amazon, but they still

haven't refunded me and it's been nearly 2

weeks. So I think I flushed £500 down the

toilet for nothing. I regret that. Some

idiot on Twitter recommended me the

Samsung A80. Because I was asking for a

phone that has a wide-angle selfie mode,

and then he says get the Samsung A80, has

a flip camera. So I bought it, and then

when you flip the camera, the wide-angle

button vanishes, so you can't even use the

wide-angle when it flips around.

Completely pointless.

Implying that YouTube lasts forever, are

you planning to do videos all your life?

If not, what are your plans for the

future? As long as it makes money, I'll

carry on making videos. What else am I

gonna do? Don't really have any plans.

The plan is to carry on making videos

forever.

As long as it makes money, why would I

stop doing it?

Surprisingly, I haven't had any hateful

comments— I mean, questions yet. I feel

like a lot of the haters have stopped

watching and they've gotten bored. Last

time I did a Q&A, I got a lot of these

very long passive-aggressive questions,

things like, Daniel, why are you such a

loser? Daniel, do you realize that your

YouTube channel will be dead in a year's

time and you'll have nothing else to do to

get money? Get these idiots thinking

they're smartasses asking these stupid

passive-aggressive questions.

Didn't really get any questions like that

this time. Maybe the community is getting

less hateful.

So I really disagree that I'm a loser.

How am I a loser? I found a way to make

money and live my life without having to

get a job. Anyone who can do that is not a

loser in my eyes. I think that they've

escaping, escaping the life of having

to get a job.

Do I really love Chihiro? Yes. Next

question. Love her very much. Are you

going to cheat on your wife in 2020?

No. Why would you ask me that? That's a

terrible question.

Do more video drawing live experiences,

that's very good. Did you ever think about

getting a job as an artist? I don't want

to do any more drawing because number one,

drawing is boring, don't enjoy it. Number

two, my drawing illustrated videos don't

get any more views than my non-illustrated

videos, so what's the point? And number 3,

fuck, it takes a very, very long time to

do those drawing videos,

and they don't get more views than my

non-drawing videos. So what's the point?

Oh, thank you, T-Pop FIFA. If I pay a lot

of money, can I sleep with your wife?

No. Well, you have to ask her. It's up to

Yeah, I don't like it when people keep

asking me about drawing because I hate

drawing. I'm not interested in drawing

anymore. I wish I never told anyone that I

used to be into drawing. So now people

keep saying, why don't you do more

drawings? Because I don't enjoy doing it.

Do you feed your kids on time? No. Are you

attracted to female feet? No. What's my

celebrity crush? Don't have one. What's my

guilty pleasure? I like picking my nose.

Sometimes I pick my nose during my sleep.

My wife saw me a few times. It was

embarrassing. I wake up in the morning and

I realize I've got my finger in my nose

and I think it's a dream. And then I

realize it's not a dream and I'm actually

picking my nose. It's kind of

embarrassing. I worry that my wife saw me

do it. Maybe that's why my nose is

so big. Keep picking it. Big D,

how big is your sausage?

It's about this long, I think.

Can I turn off my computer? I don't even

have my computer turned on. I actually

cleared my computer away yesterday.

Look, because I

stopped playing Rainbow Six, I cleared it

away, put it all in the cupboard. Well,

it's still down there, but I cleared the

monitor and the keyboard away and I put

the fish tank there. Looks nice, doesn't

it? I finally,

finally managed to escape my addiction.

From Rainbow Six, and I replaced it with a

new addiction, Mario Kart. If you ever

want to know how to get rid of an

addiction, you just get addicted to

something else. After I got addicted to

The Witcher and I finished it, I could not

go back to Rainbow Six for some reason.

It was just really boring. You just run

around shooting people. It felt really

So I'm pretty glad that I don't

play Rainbow Six anymore because I just

felt trapped by that stupid game.

So I have a laptop I want to sell now if

anyone wants to buy it. MSI 15-inch.

I was expecting more hate comments.

That's why I got the whiskey out. But no

one's insulting me. I feel weird. I don't

feel comfortable when people aren't

calling me names. It's what I'm used to

Everyone's being too nice. Someone call me

a loser or something.

Uh, if you couldn't be in Japan, what

would be your most ideal country to move

to? Well, my backup plan, my plan B

escape plan, has always been South Korea

because it's pretty much the same as Japan

but cheaper and they have better food.

Would you ever do a charity boxing match

with the KC Hong Kong guy? No, I don't

want to meet the Hong Kong guy ever again.

There's just no point. Also, I'd get

destroyed by him. He's pretty strong. If

we pay you, can we all sleep with you?

No. I'm not against gay sex, I'm just

scared of it because I think it would be

painful. I can't fit anything wider than 2

fingers up there before it starts to hurt.

Guess what I found yesterday? I found my

wife's dildo a few days ago.

I was rummaging through a box last

week because I was looking for stuff, and

she was here, and she looks very worried.

She was like, why are you looking through

that box? Like she was panicking. So I put

the box away, and then a few days later

when she was at work, I looked through it

again. I found this blue dildo in a

plastic bag. Kind of weird.

It was like a weird-looking blue dildo

with a spiky thing. It was like one

of those crazy-looking ones.

I know, I knew she had it because she told

me that she bought it before she met me.

How do you feel about your marriage right

now? My marriage is okay, I guess. We had

a big argument a couple days after

we got back from England because I was

talking about the Hong Kong girl that I

had sex with last year, and I said I was

thinking about making a video about her,

and then she saw that and she said, don't

you even dare make any videos about any of

the girls that you cheated on me with.

And then she started shouting at me, and

then she started crying, and she said,

if you want to make those kind of videos,

then just leave me. I said, calm down,

I'm not gonna make it. Jesus Christ.

Which sucks because I had a lot of ideas

for videos About some of the girls that

I hooked up with. I can't.

She, she would be very upset. What are you

most embarrassed about? Oh,

I don't want to have to start moaning

about YouTube again, but you know what I'm

really, really embarrassed about? I'm,

I'm embarrassed that Elvis Adian gave me

massive exposure to over 1.4 million

people and

it barely helps my channel at all. I'm

just very embarrassed about that. Do I

only like Asian women? No, I like white

women as well now. I think I'm changing a

lot when it comes to types of women I

like. I used to have this obsession with

Asian women, Japanese women, but Starting

to come around to the idea that non-Asian

women are pretty hot as well. How come you

can cheat but she can't?

Because it will make me feel bad.

I feel really embarrassed that over a

million people got exposed channel and

barely any of them were interested in my

channel enough to come and subscribe and

to watch. I just feel like I

failed as a content creator when I can't

even get 1% of a million people to come

and subscribe and watch. I just feel

like I failed as a YouTuber, as a content

creator. My videos suck so much, I can't

even get—

I get exposed to over a million people and

my channel barely even grows.

That's, that's depressing. It's like,

imagine you have a dream of owning a

restaurant, becoming a sushi chef, and

then a million people come to your

restaurant, and then they never come back

to your restaurant ever again. It just

makes you think, wow, my sushi must really

When I go to Osaka, can we order Dairy

Haru together?

No, that'd be weird. Although I, I do

wonder what would happen if you ordered it

and then the girl shows up and there's

actually 2 guys in the room. Would she

leave or would she charge you extra? I

don't know. Oh, Jordan, thank you. Have

you ever paid for an escort? Yes, I have,

and I really do not recommend it because

they do fat girls most of the time,

and you're not even guaranteed sex.

They'll say you— we're not allowed to have

sex, and then you're not sure if you

should just have sex anyway. Does that

count as rape? Is she just saying that

because that's what she's told to say?

I'm not paying that much money and then

not getting sex. You pay that much money

and the girl's not even Hot.

Why am I so negative? Because everything

sucks.

Next question: how much do I make per

month? Well, I make at least £2,000

most of the time.

January is the worst. Last year January

was just absolutely shit. Last year

January my earnings dipped below $1,000,

but I think that was because, you know,

my dad was dying at the time and I wasn't

really making much videos. I wasn't making

a lot of videos because, you know, I was

worrying about my dad living or dying. So

my, my income drops a lot last January,

but this January is pretty good actually.

It did drop about $500 in a few days,

which was scary, but I've still managed

to, managed to maintain it above $2,000.

So I'm looking forward for January ending.

It usually starts picking up again around

February. If you stopped making money from

YouTube, what job would you like to do?

Elvis the Alien asked me this as well.

And I really struggle to answer this

because there's absolutely nothing I want

to do.

I really don't know what I want to do. I

guess porn is quite good.

Recently someone paid me $100 just for a

video of me wanking off. It was so

easy, I just wanked off for about 5

minutes and then he paid me. If I could do

that instead of YouTube,

then that would be nice.

What is the biggest mistake you've done in

my life? Your life? Uh,

I can't tell you that either, get in

trouble. I feel like doing

the interview with Elvis Ayan was a bit of

a mistake. Because I look stupid

and I sound stupid in the interview. And

then I got exposed for lying about being

separated with my wife. And then I didn't

really gain anything from it. I gained a

couple thousand subs, but those new subs

didn't really turn into long-time viewers.

And that's hundreds of long-term viewers

because I got exposed. So I probably

lost more than I gained. Oh, thank you,

Will. Have you ever thought of going to

other European cities? I went to Germany

last year. I didn't like it. I'm not

really interested in Europe.

Boxers or briefs? I'm wearing boxers right

now. PM me, I pay $200 for your

wife's nudes.

I would have to say no because I'd get

into big trouble.

Next question is, uh,

would you like a harem of girls? Yes, I

would. Age when you first

lost your virginity? I think I was 21.

Sorry about that. I was 21 and

it was with a Korean woman who was 35. I

was 20 at the time. I was 21. I think it

was after my birthday, so she was 36.

What's my biggest regret? I answered that

earlier. Do I have any health issues?

I don't think I do. My biggest health

issue is I get really scaly dry skin on

the palm of my hands for some reason, and

then sometimes I get scaly flaky dry skin

on my ball bag as well. It was really

weird last week, it was so dry and

scaly. I ended up peeling

off a layer of my scrotum and it all came

off in one piece. It was disgusting.

I put some Nivea skin cream on it and then

it, it got better afterwards.

Oh, thank you, T-Pop Fever. I beat off to

Chi-Chi and she is pregnant.

Congratulations. You know

when you get a carrot and it starts going

off and it starts going brown? That's what

it looks like. It looked just like that,

and I could peel it off. It was so

strange. I don't understand why it

happened of all places. Why my ball bag?

But it's completely fine now. I just put

lotion on it and then it all healed up.

But apart from dry skin, I don't really

have— the lump on my testicle is the same

size and it's not painful, so I think it's

fine. Spilling my whiskey

everywhere.

What keeps you going in life? Sometimes I

don't see the point in carrying on. What

exactly motivates you to carry on with

life? Well, there's lots of things I enjoy

doing in life, and I'm

too much of a coward to kill myself, so

might as well just carry on living. How

wide is my Uranus?

Are these serious questions? I don't think

they are. Would I go to China? No. Do you

experience a mistake and then another

mistake happens that exhausting you? This

happened to me right now.

No. What would you be doing if you wasn't

successful on YouTube? Probably be

doing online surveys, scamming people on

Fiverr, scamming people on eBay,

and selling nudes. And then

going back to England and then scamming

the government like I used to do before.

Would you consider getting Chihiro breast

or butt implants? No, that's weird.

Are you thinking about leaving your wife

again? No. What was the worst sex you ever

had? It was with that half-Japanese girl.

I don't know if I told this story much

before, but I met this half-Japanese girl

on Tinder before I met my wife.

Half Japanese, half white sex, and I could

get it back until she let me take the

condom off. Worst sex ever,

and I still don't really know why it was

so bad.

She wasn't ugly, and it's not like ugly

girls have stopped me from having sex

before. I had sex with Tomoko. She was

pretty ugly as well. But I didn't have any

problems losing my erection then. I think

maybe I was just depressed. I wasn't

really feeling in the mood, and I didn't

feel attracted to her.

Can I sleep with your mum? No,

I just didn't feel attracted to her.

Are you really selfish in your personal

life as you portray yourself to be in

videos? Yeah, I'm pretty selfish. I don't

do things unless it benefits me in some

way. Otherwise, I don't do it. And what's

the point of doing something if I don't

gain anything from it?

Oh, Paul, thank you very much. Do you

think lies are necessary to have a long

relationship, or is honesty the best

policy? Lying is definitely crucial

because every time I'm honest about my

wife I get shouted at and

I get beaten.

If I was honest about the marriage right

now, she would come home screaming

tonight. I'd be in big trouble.

Is what we see on your channel the real

you? Mostly. Is there another side of

Daniel we do not know about?

I think there is. There's a side of me

that I don't really show because I don't

think people would be interested in it.

Is there more depth to you than what

you're showing us? There probably is, but

I just don't really feel like showing that

side of me. Are you going to quit YouTube

anytime soon? No. If you go back in time

and change one moment in your life, what

would it be? Already answered that. What

did you want to be when you grew up? I

wanted to be a Power Ranger for some

reason. Ever been to Soapland? No. Tell me

how to get a girlfriend. Go on Tinder.

Would you like to own a gun? No. Where do

you see yourself in 30 years? I don't

know. Boris Johnson, thank you. Would you

make Chihiro bikini try-on haul videos for

the views? I don't really want to make her

mate videos anymore because after

the whole Hong Kong guy thing happened,

I got angry that he used my wife to get

views.

And I didn't like how people trying to

use my wife to get views. Then I realized

that's basically what I've been doing,

using my wife to get views. And I felt

kind of ashamed with myself. And it's kind

of lame just using your wife, putting her

in the thumbnail, making her make videos

to get views. So I don't really want to do

that anymore. It's just lame. If you can't

get views by yourself without using a

woman, I feel like you've failed as a man.

So that's why you haven't really seen my

wife recently in videos.

Why is my wife so old? Because she aged

and time passes. Stop asking silly

questions. Would I sleep

with a trans woman? No. If you could

change one thing about your life, what

would it be?

One thing?

I don't know why these questions are so

hard. What's the biggest lie you've ever

Well, I told everyone that me and my wife

were splitting up when actually we got

back together. That was a pretty big lie,

but is it actually a lie because I

eventually told the truth?

Fuck, spilled my whiskey.

I don't think it's a lie if I tell the

truth eventually.

Uh, one thing I could change about my

life, what would it be? Well, I wish.

I wish. I don't know.

I can't say it because I'll get in

trouble. Would you consider

changing your legal name, starting a new

life? No. How old were you when you

first had cereal? 21. What would you do if

you had power to be invisible for a day?

First of all, I would steal lots of money,

and then I would touch girls in the

private parts. I'd go

on the train, and then I'd touch girls and

then sniff my fingers.

I'm pretty sure everyone would know what I

do if I could go invisible. I would do the

most disgusting things. I'd run around

naked and shit on the streets. Oh, it'd be

so much fun. No, I wouldn't touch underage

girls. I don't see the point in touching

underage girls when I could touch women

who have boobies and big butts.

I guess I could touch anything I wanted

and no one would know about it.

That's my dream. Sometimes I have dreams

about it where I do actually touch

strangers on the train and

then I run away. If you

could change one thing in your past, what

would you change? I feel like a lot of

these questions are the same.

Oh, thank you, Pyrrhus. Can you drink from

the bottle? That's just so uncivilized.

Don't drink from the bottle like a hobo.

No, I would not touch underage girls. I'm

not a pedo.

Am I a gay leech?

No. Still trying to think about one thing

I'd change in my past.

I think I would go back to before

my dad died and I would tell him, if you

faint, go straight to the bloody hospital.

Don't go to bed and then die. Do women

make the world go round? No,

they do not.

Don't get me started on that. I'm gonna

lose my entire female audience if I start

ranting about how men built the entire

world. Um,

next question. Seems like you are

depressed. Have you ever considered trying

meds? No, because I don't want to have

to depend on medication. Let's say

I tried antidepressants and it worked and

I feel great. Well, then I have to take

antidepressants for the rest of my life.

I don't want to be dependent on drugs.

How many foreigners did your wife sleep

with? Probably at least 10, I would guess.

Are you open to sharing your wife on

Sundays? No. What do you think your life

will look like in the future? I don't

know. What genres of adult content do you

watch? I usually just enter Japanese girl

getting fucked when I want to watch porn.

I'm not very adventurous.

I had cereal with a fat woman at a golf

club. Oh really? Do you understand

that you're not a bad person? I don't

know, I think I'm a pretty bad person.

I'm actually a lot worse than people

think. I just don't say everything, even

though people think I say everything. You

would hate me even more.

What am I thankful for? I'm thankful that

I don't have to get a job,

and I'm thankful I'm not fat. I'm thankful

that I'm not going— well,

I'm thankful that I don't have any cancer

or diseases.

You should draw. No, I don't want to draw

anymore. Do you think your

subscribers estimate, overestimate, or

underestimate you?

I don't know.

Do they underestimate me?

I don't know. I don't know what to say to

How did you— how old did you lose your

virginity? 21. What would your life be

like if you never left England? I would

still be living with my mum, probably.

And I'd be whinging about how much I wish

I lived in Japan.

Would you fuck PewDiePie and Marzia?

Probably Marzia, but not PewDiePie. Who

gave the better BJ, the sex doll or the

Japanese guy? Japanese guy was good at

giving BJ's. When was your last STD

test? Oh, do you want to see the, the sex

doll's head? I forgot I brought it home

Where is it? I haven't seen it for ages.

Oh, I don't know where it is.

I've got the tent. Still got the

tent.

I can't find it.

I don't know where it is. I thought it was

in the closet, but I can't find it, and

I'm too drunk to look for it.

Um, when was your last STD test? I

actually took one in 2018.

Chlamydia test came back as negative. I

tried taking the HIV test, but I just

can't get enough blood out of my fingers.

I use all of the little prick things and I

can only fill the capsule halfway with

blood. It just stops coming out.

Don't you get burned out by making videos?

I do. It's very stressful. Sometimes I

don't know what to make, but I have to

make one, and then I get worried if people

are going to like it or not, or if they're

going to click it and watch it. I get

worried all the time if, if a

video is going to do well or badly. It's

just constant stress. People think being a

YouTuber is easy. Think, oh, you just

upload a video and then you get money.

It's not. It's just really mentally

stressful worrying about whether

everyone's gonna like the video or not,

or if I'm gonna say something that upsets

people, or if people are gonna get bored

with me and then stop watching.

Constantly worrying about that.

Who is my idol or hero?

My idol,

um, I quite liked TotalBiscuit.

I thought he was pretty good

as a person, respected him,

idolized him a little bit. Then he died.

What's one question you would absolutely

refuse to answer? Probably questions about

money. Although I would love to boast and

tell you exactly how much money I make, I

don't think it's a good idea.

What are your favorite books you have

read? I used to really

enjoy the Halo books. I read all of the

Halo novels. And I quite enjoyed them.

Maybe I should get back into reading.

It's been such a long time since I've read

a book. I tried reading Jordan Peterson's

12 Rules to Life, but I just cannot get

past the second chapter. I just get so

bored. It's going on and on about

lobsters, and I'm thinking, why am I

reading about lobsters? I really don't

care. Get to the point.

He just waffles on and on and on, and I'm

trying to find out what the point is that

he's trying to make. It's like the point's

buried under all of these pages, and I

just cannot be bothered to read it.

What are your money-making ideas? Well,

apart from videos, I have my adult

videos that I also make money from.

And that's

it really. Don't really make many things.

I have Patreon, make a bit of money

from Patreon.

Money, it's just making videos. That's me

either. I have a second channel where I

try and make videos about Star Wars and

stuff like that, but it's not really

working.

I think the easiest way to get views is

just title a video My Problem With

insert YouTuber name, and then you just

get views. That's worked every time.

I did My Problem With Rachel and Jun,

Problem With Chris Broad, Problem With

Nobita, Problem With Bendine. Every single

time it works and got views. So that's my—

that, that is my last resort plan. When my

channel dies and people don't care anymore

and I can't even get 10K views anymore,

I'm going to initiate Plan Z,

which is just talk shit about other

YouTubers. My problem with

everyone, and I'm going to have a video

talking about my problems with every

YouTuber on the, on the platform.

Oh, thank you, Paul. FFM or MMF?

I don't know what those stand for.

Female mutilation? I don't know, sorry.

Nceave. Oh, thank you. I see myself in

your videos. I'm experiencing hard time in

my life. As a fellow half-Asian with

depression, video game addiction, your

content is relaxing. Take care of

yourself. Be good to Chihiro. Oh, thank

you, it's very kind of you.

Why are there so many double beds

everywhere you go? Well, usually in hotels

they have double beds.

Wouldn't that go against YouTube's

anti-bully rule? Well, I'm not going to

say anything really insulting. I'll just

say, oh, they're boring and I don't like

their content. I'm not going to say

anything rude.

You have no integrity. Well, when my

channel's dead and no one's watching

anymore Who cares? No one's watching

anymore, so I could do anything I want.

The only reason that I'm kind of

controlling what I say and do is because

I've got something to lose, which is you

guys. But if I've

lost you guys and you've gone, then might

as well stop caring and just release my

final form. A threesome.

Male, male, female, female, female, male.

I could never do male, male. That would

just be kind of gay. But I'd be up for 2

girls and me. Why not?

I still care about people liking

me because if everyone hated me, then my

channel would be dead. So I

guess I have to control myself so I'm not

a total scumbag. But it's getting— I have

to say, it's getting harder and harder to

control myself. You have

adult videos? I have porn hard, but it's

all private. I only How

tall am I? I'm five foot nine. Would you

let a girl peg you? No. Do you want to

have your children? No. What's something

you've done you deeply regret? Why do so

many people ask me what do I regret doing?

There's so many things I wish I could tell

you guys, but I just can't. Get in

trouble. And 2, I might get arrested.

There's this one story that I'm dying to

tell everyone about. I might get arrested.

Am I totally opposed to the idea of having

kids? I just have absolutely no interest

in having kids. I don't see how it would

benefit me. It just seems like a lot of

work for not much reward. And then what if

the kid turns out weird? What if they turn

into some kind of freak like Jeffree Star

or James Charles? And then I think, oh

great, just wasted all this time raising

this stupid kid and he's a freak.

It's a bit of a gamble. You're investing

all this time and money and effort into

building a person, and you don't know if

the person's going to turn out how you

want it to turn out. It might turn out to

be a weirdo.

It's too much of a risk. And then I think,

oh, I might as well spent all that money

on sex and hookers and video games instead

of raising this freak.

Are you doing okay? I don't know.

Am I doing okay? I guess so. I mean, I'm

doing okay for money.

I've got my fishy fish.

Oh, thank you, Andy. I too have always

enjoyed your soothing voice. Thank you

very much.

It's just, it's a little bit strange.

Doesn't mean I hate them.

Jesus, you can think something strange and

not hate it as well.

I think if my sister is single— no, she

has a boyfriend. Do you remember 31st of

December 1999? I was 10.

It was probably That's

basically the whole idea of my channel. I

moan about life. What else is there?

What do you think about getting kids? Not

interested. What is my ideal country? My

ideal country would be Japan,

but everyone English and food

That would be my ideal country. The food

in Japan is just so bad. 2 days

ago, me and my wife went to eat fugu, you

know, the poisonous fish,

and I thought it would taste really good

because it's like a delicacy in Japan.

Everyone's raving about it. And it tastes

like nothing. It has no flavor.

Oh, thank you, Pen Dacia.

Controversial YouTube channel.

Yeah, the, the fugu thing tastes

disgusting.

You put it in your mouth, chew, and

there's absolutely no flavor at all.

And apparently this would be some kind of

delicacy that Japanese people love, and

they only have it a few times a year. But

why? There's no flavor. It tastes like

nothing. First dish was

like rubbery

skin. It was the skin of the fugu, and it

was just like chewing on an elastic band.

And then the second dish was slices of raw

sashimi. Tastes like nothing. And then the

final dish was just chunks of the fish cut

up, and then you boil it in water.

Tastes like nothing.

How big is your peepee? 6 inches.

Favorite and least favorite video you have

made? I like my Christmas

videos. I like watching them. Oh,

stop moaning about the lag. I don't

know if it's lagging. It's not my fault.

Let me know when it's not lagging.

Point talking if it's lagging.

I hate it when it lags.

This is why I hate streaming.

Maybe I'll turn off the Wi-Fi and then

stream on, on data. That might be better.

Fine, I'll switch over to data.

Okay, let me know if it's lagging now. I

switched over to 4G. Why is Japanese

internet so shit?

It's supposed to be good internet.

It's supposed to be fiber optic, but it

sucks.

Everything in Japan sucks. Food sucks,

music sucks, TV sucks.

Okay, it should be fixed now.

Uh, back to the questions. How did your

sister and mum react to inappropriate

stuff you did last year? Filming at the

funeral, having sex with Turkish girl,

sex doll. They don't really care.

I don't really— I don't understand why

people were so upset because I filmed at

the funeral. So I filmed about 10 seconds

of the funeral. Who cares?

I don't understand why it's such a big

problem. Oh, thank you,

Slumber King, for becoming a fan.

Bunch of idiots moaning because I

took my GoPro to my dad's funeral and I

just filmed about 10 seconds. That was it.

Why is it a big problem? It's not a

problem at all. Didn't disturb anyone.

It's not like I filmed the entire thing.

When you are in the UK, can you do a

meetup? No. Favorite anime is

Welcome to the NHK. It's about this guy

who's a loser and he has no job and

he's scared of people. He doesn't leave

his house. Very relatable.

Can you read my mind? No. Could you please

release— re-release some of the older

videos that you deleted? Well, I deleted

them, so how can I re-upload them if I

deleted them? I don't have backups.

Where's your 100K YouTube award? I don't

know. I didn't get the play button. I

don't know how to get the play button.

Apparently there's supposed to be a button

on the YouTube dashboard that says redeem

your play button. I looked all over,

couldn't find a redeem button. YouTube

didn't message me or anything about it,

so I guess I'm not getting one, and I'm

too lazy to ask them. I just don't really

care that much.

People keep saying my old videos were

better, and they complain because I don't

make videos like that anymore. I can't

make videos like that anymore because

it'll get demonetized. You can't talk

about sex, can't talk about suicide, you

can't talk about depression or getting

bullied because you'll

just get demonetized. You won't be able to

make any money off it, so what's the

point? That's why I stopped

making videos like that. I would love to

make videos about my foreskin and sex

and weird stuff like that again, but I

won't be able to make any money, so it

feels pointless.

Use code words. Even when I use code

words, still got demonetized. I made a

video talking about paying for sex in

Japan and I never said anything sexual.

I just said cereal and

you know what, and it still got

demonetized, and it got reviewed, and then

it got rejected for monetization. So even

using code words like cereal still doesn't

work, so I just stopped talking

about sex.

Because it felt like a waste of time.

All of the things I wanted to talk about,

like sex and

dark depressing things, I can't talk about

anymore because I won't be able to make

any money.

I made a video called My Message to— My

Advice to Incels, and all I did was say— I

described how to kiss a girl in

karaoke, and it got demonetized. All I

said was first touch her hair and then

kiss her neck and then ask her if she

wants to go to a hotel. That was it. And

it got reviewed by some idiot at YouTube

And it got, got denied for

monetization just for saying kiss a girl

on her neck. So stupid.

I just get so irritated.

Can't talk about anything. Either I get

demonetized or I get shouted

at by my wife because she gets upset.

It's so annoying.

Why are you against the person wanting to

be friends with you? I'm not against

it. Like the Hong Kong guy. He seemed nice

and really seemed to have enjoyed your

company. Why did you reject that

friendship? Because I didn't enjoy his

company. Why else? Why would

I want to be friends with someone if I

don't enjoy their company? That would just

be stupid. Isn't it a nice feeling to know

someone genuinely likes you and wants to

get to know you? Yes. It is nice,

but I don't want to be friends with

someone if I'm not interested in them.

Oh, you're the person who asked it,

J-Hope. I just didn't feel interested

in him. We had nothing in common. Didn't

feel interested in talking to him.

I want to be friends with people that I

think are cool and interesting,

and there's just not many of those people

around.

What time will you livestream? I will

livestream now. On a scale of 1 to 10,

how bored are you? Pretty bored.

To be honest,

there's absolutely nothing interesting to

me right now. Well, I'm quite interested

in fish and growing aquarium

plants. I actually bought some new stuff

for my tank, should be coming today. I got

some fertilizer and I got some CO2,

liquid CO2 for the plants. My plants keep

dying and I think that's because I don't

have any soil in my tank and there's no

nutrients.

So I got some fertilizer and I got some

soil. The thing is, it's hard to,

to set up a tank when there's already fish

in it. So I'd have to take all the fish

out and then remove everything, do

everything from the beginning, or I just

get a new tank and then start a new one,

or I try and put the soil in the existing

tank with the fish already in there.

I'm not sure. I want to get a bigger tank

as well so I can put more things in it.

I don't know why I'm so into fish now.

It's weird. Since when did I become a fish

person? What would I do if my

passion for YouTube doesn't come back?

Okay, so this is my— this is

a little bit of a sneaky idea I have. If I

completely run out of things to make

videos about, I might just go and look for

articles and then just read them.

Or pay someone to read them. You know, on

Fiverr you can pay people to do voice

acting. I might just pay someone to read

out an article for me and then turn that

into a video, and then pay someone else to

edit it into a video so I don't have to

do anything.

I have nothing insightful or interesting

to say, so I'll just read Articles out for

videos. Do you think that's a good idea?

Why not? Who's gonna find out?

Videos don't get views anyway, so no one

would even know. Could I get sued for

doing that? I could just look up Google an

article about Star Wars and then just read

it. And then pretend it's my work.

What do you think of The Witcher 3? I

finished The Witcher recently and I felt

so depressed at the ending.

It's such a great game. I love that game.

It's weird because I tried playing it 5

years ago and I hated it, couldn't get

into it. Story— I thought the story's

boring, gameplay was boring, but then I

tried it again on Switch before Christmas

and I loved it. And then I decided to get

it on PC and I finished it in about a

week, and the

ending just made me really depressed.

Ciri died. I got the shit ending where

Ciri dies, and then all of the main

characters just vanish Because after

you finish the main story, um, it puts you

back into the world slightly before the

main story finishes, but it puts you into

this weird version of the world where you

can't really do anything else. You can

only do the side quests, but all of the

main characters just vanish, and then

Geralt's all sad because Ciri's dead. It

just felt really sad. It's like all your

friends have gone and you're just left

behind in this empty world.

I went back to the Witcher castle and no

one's there. Tried looking for Yennefer,

she's gone. It was just so anticlimactic.

I was expecting something to happen. I

thought you could go back into the world

and then see how your decisions affected

the world, but you can't. Everything's

just reset back to before the last quest.

It just felt like a waste of time. I felt