why i HATE Super Mario Odyssey on Switch Lite

Hello and welcome back to another video

game review. So today I'm going to be

telling you why I don't like Super Mario

Odyssey on the Nintendo Switch.

So I got this game last year and I don't

think I completed it because it was just

so boring and I didn't feel like there was

any challenge and I gave up around

the area when you go to this kind of New

York City looking city,

um, after that level, after that stage, I

just stopped playing the game and I lost

all interest in it. Not that I had any

interest in the beginning. Okay, I was

slightly interested because it's supposed

to be one of the best games on the Switch.

It's like one of the flagship games, one

of the main reasons why anyone buys a

Switch in the first place. So I decided to

buy it, check it out, because I've never

really been much of a Mario fan. I've

always been a Sonic fan. I think the first

Mario game I played was when I was about

10. I think it was Super Mario Land. Had

that on the Game Boy, and I was not

impressed. I really don't understand why

Super Mario is such, such a massive

franchise. So why is it so popular? I

never understood it. Mario is just a

really lame character. He looks stupid.

All he does is jump up and down,

and he can eat mushrooms and get bigger.

I don't think he's an interesting

character compared to Sonic.

Sonic, on the other hand, is actually

interesting and looks cool. So in Mario

Odyssey, what do you do?

You jump up and down and you solve these

stupid puzzles that aren't even difficult.

I think my main issue with the game is

it's just so easy and there's so

much handholding. There's absolutely zero

challenge in the game. I never once felt

challenged in the game, not even a tiny

bit. So the levels look

nice, I guess I'll give them that. The

levels look creative and interesting, But

then you just end up running around the

levels. There's no challenge. Look, the

monsters are so stupid, it's not even

difficult to defeat them.

Absolutely zero challenge. And I guess the

unique thing about Mario Odyssey is you

can do this with his hat and he can

control things and steal their abilities.

So yeah, that's it really. You go

from stage to stage jumping on things,

collecting coins.

It's a platforming game, but the

platforming isn't challenging at all. If

you want challenging platforming, then you

want to get Crash Bandicoot. That game has

actual challenging gameplay.

So like I said, you can control things by

throwing your hats, and then you can morph

into them, which I guess is interesting at

first, but then it gets kind of gimmicky,

you know, gets kind of repetitive.

So each level is designed with you

taking something over using the hat and

solving the puzzles using the special

abilities that you get from controlling

that creature.

And The

way I felt when I was playing this game

was I was just rushing through each stage,

hoping that the game eventually becomes

fun, and it never did. It was just one

stage after another, boring puzzles to

solve, and then you

get these boss battles at the end of each

stage, and they're just really, really

easy to beat. So this boss,

he'll just skip towards you and then

you throw your hat at him until he has no

more hats and then you jump on his head.

It's so easy. And then you have to do that

a few more times.

I just feel like, what's the point of

this? Why am I doing this?

It's not fun, it's not difficult.

I don't get any feelings of pleasure when

I'm playing it. But when I'm playing

Fortnite, it feels good to play when I get

a headshot or when I wipe out an entire

enemy squad all by myself. Feels good. I

can feel chemicals being released in my

brain that makes me want to do it over and

over and over again. When I'm playing

Mario Odyssey, I don't feel any chemicals

being released in my brain. I just feel

bored. The entire time,

just utter boredom.

And I'm wondering to myself, why does

Super Mario have such a massive fan base?

Do people actually get enjoyment from

playing this?

I guess one good thing is you can skip the

stupid cutscenes. Some games, they don't

let you skip the cutscenes. They force you

to watch it. The problem is there's so

many cutscenes and you're just skipping

all the time, and then you've got these

stupid tutorial things, as if you need to

be taught how to play the game when it's

so simple.

So you can control this, and then you pull

it back and then release,

and then it breaks stuff, and then you get

a magic banana, and then you collect the

bananas. He has this

stupid little dance. So dumb looking. I

just hate his face and his massive nose.

Why does his nose look like an ass cheek?

Like he has someone's ass cheek stuck to

his face. He always has this irritating

expression like, look at me, I'm Mario,

I'm an idiot.

Look, his nose wobbles when you move.

Look, it looks like a massive tit, his

nose wobbling like that.

I don't think they could have possibly

designed a more ugly looking character.

It's like, let's give him stupid looking

features that makes him look really ugly,

give him massive ears. Give him a massive

tit-shaped nose that wobbles.

Give him a pedo mustache. Give him this

stupid outfit. I mean, blue and red— blue

and red is the dumbest color combination

ever. You do not

ever mix 2 primary colors, ever.

It's supposed to have one primary color

and then either a neutral color like black

or white or gray. 2 primary colors do not

go together. It looks ugly.

So the rest of the game basically consists

of you running around these areas Trying

to— oh, there's a big dinosaur.

I do find one thing interesting about the

game, how some of these models are

ultra-realistic. I mean, look at this

dinosaur, looks really out of place in

Super Mario, but at the same time looks

kind of cool. So you can control the

T-Rex.

Oh man, I would just love it if they made

a Jurassic Park game where you are a T-Rex

or a raptor and And then you just go

around eating people. Was there a game

like that before?

I feel like that could be a game someone

could make where

you're a velociraptor and then you've

escaped from some facility and then you

just let loose on the city and just eating

people and destroying houses. That would

be amazing.

So there's also little minigames in it,

so they're trying to get the whole, you

know, nostalgic feelings of adults who

used to play the game when they were kids.

Oh look, it reminds me when I'm playing it

on the Game Boy when I was 10 years old.

Back when my life didn't suck and I

actually felt happy. I wasn't worried

about things like, oh no, my YouTube

channel's dying, how can I get views,

how can I get these people subbed to me to

actually watch my bloody videos,

which is basically the daily, the daily

nightmare of of being a YouTuber.

Everyone thinks being a YouTuber must be

so great, and then you become

one and you realize your

whole existence just becomes, oh,

what bloody video can I make today?

Oh look, another boss.

So this boss, you have to take control of

her golden ball and

then swing it back at her to

do damage. Do that a couple times and she

falls down.

Flat on her ass, spreads her legs.

Would you do her if

you were Mario and she took

off her dress? You couldn't even— I don't

know, couldn't even find it. Probably

there'd be so many folds of fat.

Ah, I've done fatter.

Yeah, I don't really know what to do.

Well, that was my review of Mario Odyssey.

In conclusion, it's really boring.

Waste of money. No challenge.

And Mario looks stupid and ugly, as

always.