grinding to level 70 - diablo 4 addiction continues

Makes no sense.

Okay, now I can move it.

Hmm, how about this?

I put the bitrate up as well. Hopefully

the quality is better. Better. 2500

It'll be nice if you could crop the video

without entering numbers. It's so weird.

Why can't you just drag like a box to crop

it? You have to enter a number. So to make

the top shorter, I enter like 60 on the

top box, and then on the left box, enter

475 to crop it a little bit.

That's such a weird way of doing it.

Okay, good. What? 7, 6, 3,

like 9 hours Diablo grinding. We gotta

get to level 70 today.

I wonder if I'll ever get to endgame. I'm

starting to get a tiny bit bored.

I got to World Tier 4 and it it's so

difficult now. I managed to finish a Tier

21 Nightmare Dungeon,

but I got completely destroyed on Tier 23

and above, and 22.

Where's my control pad?

I don't know why my Xbox wireless

controller, it doesn't work anymore, has

to be plugged in. I got new batteries for

it. Ever since I dropped it on the floor,

it's been kind of weird. So now I have to

plug it in the entire time, otherwise it

switches itself off. It turns on for like

2 seconds and then it turns off.

Uh, where is it? Twitch.

Okay.

Let me see. Yeah, I'm nearly at level 70—

I mean 67. Just got

to World Tier 4. I need

to upgrade my weapons. I got new weapons,

but they're yellow, not legendary, and I

don't have enough fragments to put an

aspect on What's my streaming setup?

It's just a webcam,

a mic. What do you mean?

Wow, the stream looks good at 2500

bitrate. Let's hope I don't lag or

Is there— oh crap, is there game sound?

My thorns do so much damage now that they

just kill themselves.

I don't have to do anything, just stand

here.

I've made— I calculated how much I made

from like that, that Diablo videos. I made

$170. Yeah, $170.

So that's including the YouTube videos,

the Twitch streams. The game cost $70,

so I made like $100 from all this. I don't

know if that's good. My thorns do so much

damage now. I don't want too much game

sound, but I could Turn up a tiny bit.

Yeah, I don't know, I've been pumping out

videos. The videos are not hard to make,

so it's not like I'm busting my balls to

make all these videos. I enjoy playing it

but I mean, $100 gross profit From

all of this work grinding.

I need to get out of this place. This

place is useless. I want to do Helltides

because I need the thingies to

change affixes.

I'm surprised at how well some of the

videos have done, like 10k views. I got

nearly 8k views on what to do after level

50. I might do a what to do after level 60

and then what to do after level 70. I

haven't done any of the side quests. I

always skip these PvP things because I

don't really want to do PvP. I mean, I

could try one. Never tried one before.

I've been grinding the Grim Favors to try

and get better gear because I keep getting

destroyed in the Nightmare Dungeons, and

the lowest tier I can do is 21 in World

Tier 4.

So I definitely need better gear and to

level up a bit more. I think I entered

World Tier 4 way too quick because I

defeated the capstone dungeon at level 64

when it's a level 70 dungeon.

So I feel like I shouldn't be here so

early, but because I'm such a pro—

and people keep saying my damage is really

low for my level. I don't know

what I'm doing wrong. Why is my damage

so low? Are these weapons any good?

Asmongold said you got to read the stats

on these yellow items because they might

be better than what you currently have.

So this has 500 max life, but I want

thorns. My build is like a Thorn build.

I get rid of this. I kept running out of

money because I'd wipe in a dungeon and

then it would cost me like 400,000 gold to

repair. But I've got

good money now. No taxman

in Diablo.

Do you think they have taxes in Diablo?

Fucking Suck my

ballsack. Oh wow, this, this one

actually gives you 2 potions capacity

plus. That's not bad, but I like my

675 thorns on my legs, plus 4 ranks of War

Cry is pretty good. Although having 2

extra potions seems nice.

No, sell that.

I need money.

Do I want to sell that? Yeah, sell that.

Sell this, sell this.

Uh, get rid of all these gems, don't want

them. Get rid of all that. Okay,

I'm not sure about this amulet.

It gives me a 2,700 barrier, or could

use the one I have has 45% attack speed.

Which one's better? I kind of like the

attack speed. It makes him attack so fast.

What do I do here?

I watch Asmongold, he's like level 70 now

and he just whirlwind destroys everything.

I feel way too weak. I should

be doing more damage than this.

Why am I— my potions are on cooldown.

What? Usually you can spam potions.

There's like a 7-second cooldown now.

I don't know what these Seeds of Hatred do

still to this point. What do I do with

seeds of hatred?

Let me Google it.

What to do with seeds of hatred?

Transformed into a real currency called

red dust. Cosmetic rewards.

I don't care about cosmetic rewards.

I watched, um, you know, First We Feast,

where they eat the spicy chicken wings.

They had Marcus Brownlee on, and it was

like a sponsored by Diablo 4 thing. They

had a special Diablo 4 hot sauce, and,

and the hot sauce was called Hatred of

Lilith or something. So funny.

What do I do? There's nothing to do here.

You just go here and there's nothing.

Mark for blood.

Do I have to enable PvP and then what?

I'm gonna get destroyed if

I fight someone.

I'm not well optimized.

Oh, there's a boss on the map. Seething

Abomination.

Can I kill it?

It's pretty strong. Oh my God,

wow, it's pretty strong. I think I can

take it. Imagine I died.

I don't know, because I've got this

10-second cooldown on my potions now.

There's like this horrible debuff.

I think I can take it. It's not too

I should give this game a try. Yeah, if

you want to get addicted to mindless

grinding, it's fun, but you're

basically gonna do the same thing over and

over and over again.

I feel like I can't focus on anything else

now because all I can think about is this

game and making videos about it.

I don't know what else to make videos

about. It's easy to just pump out Diablo 4

content, and okay, not all of them are

going to do well, but some of them will

get like 10K views. I prefer

making Diablo content over— I don't know

what else I'd do. Like,

I don't know why my mummy hit me with a

wooden spoon when I was a kid. Like,

these stupid personal topics that I

usually do, I can't be bothered anymore.

I would much rather just do a Diablo build

video and get 10k views instead of Like

crying on camera about something on the

main channel.

I don't know what else to do for the main

channel. Like, this tax drama could be

good content. I want to wait until I get a

reply to see how much they're gonna give

me a penalty. I'm nervous I'm gonna wake

up one morning and see I've got an email

from the tax people.

How much do you think they're gonna

penalize me? They could penalize me by

like 100%. That'll be insane.

I would have to pay like £15,000.

Well, that would be so funny. I'll make a

video about it. Why the— what would I call

it? Like how I got— oh, there's a PvP

player that's gonna try and kill me. No,

no, don't kill me. Oh, that idiot. Level

60— what? Level 87 guy just one-shot

me. Oh, there's an ancestral bastard

sword. Where? Oh no, where is it? I'll

just go back to where I died. He can't

steal my loot, can he?

I just got 2-shot by a level 87.

Imagine he stole my loot. Oh, my loot's

still there. Oh, thank God. I want that

ancestral sword. See if that sword's

any good. So it's got 120 strength,

44% damage to close enemies. I don't

understand close enemies. How close do

No, I think my current axe is better.

My current axe has 68% damage to injured.

I don't know what damage over time is.

Lucky hit, 19% chance execute non-elites.

I really want some bleed damage. My

current build is like a bleed build with

Rend.

And shouts, and it's doing pretty well.

Oh, I died. I lost all my Seeds of Hatred.

Necromancer. I don't like— I don't like

the way they look. They look gross, like

skinny and scrawny. You can see their

bones. They look like emo anorexic Weird

people. The Barbarian looks cool. He's

ripped. He doesn't look like he's got some

kind of disease.

Yeah, I really like the Barbarian

playstyle. The Rogue— I have a Rogue level

56 and I don't like it. You're constantly

dashing around trying to put Twisting

Blades, laying traps.

I just want to run in and smash people in

I'm lagging bad. I think I'm

lagging because there might be another

player nearby.

800 milliseconds.

Oh, ancestral chest, gimme!

That's rubbish. 6% total armor. Well,

I want to stack thorns on everything

because I think it'll be funny. Do like an

ultimate thorn build.

Oh, dropping ancestrals everywhere. When

you go up to world tier 4, you want to

start getting ancestrals because they're

so much better than anything sacred.

Oh, ah, I got excited at the thorns,

but my thorns have more thorns.

I hate these. You gotta stand on the

circle and

then enemies spawn. They will attack you.

I see why thorns are so good. You don't

have to do anything. Look, they just kill

themselves.

Did I finish the campaign? Yeah, I

finished the campaign like level 45. I

haven't played Path of Exile, never even

heard of it until recently. It looks just

like Diablo. I want to play— there's a new

one coming out in July, isn't there? I

want to play that,

see what it's like. How is it any

different to Diablo? It looks exactly the

same. Same camera. It even looks like

the same UI with the round red circle for

your health. You just run around, spam AoE

on loads of demons and monsters. It looks

the same. I heard it's even

developed by someone who used to make

Diablo, so it's like the same people

making a different game.

They probably just got fed up working at

Blizzard. A lot of people hate Blizzard.

They're like, oh, we should boycott

Blizzard because they're greedy for money.

So who's not greedy for money?

Everyone's greedy for money. Just don't

pay for it then. Oh, microtransactions,

boo-hoo. Then don't pay for it if you

don't want to pay for it. No one's forcing

you. I just paid $70 for the base game.

I'm not buying any skins, so I don't

really care what my character looks like

that much. I'm not gonna cry.

It's a fun game. Who cares if Bobby

Kotick is greedy or a scumbag? Couldn't

care less if he fucked his sister. I'm

still gonna play the game,

so I like it.

There's not a single thing Bobby Kotick

could do that would make me not want to

play the game. Like, he could go on a mass

rampage and I still wouldn't care.

There's a new Path of Exile coming out

next month.

Oh, Ancestral Great Hammer. Oh,

I got a lot of Seeds of Hatred. What do I

do with them? If I die again, I'm gonna

Hmm.

Really, I want to get some epic weapons so

I can dismantle them. I'm lagging a lot

here. Damn it,

why is it lagging so much?

Do I have to be marked for PvP? I don't

think I do.

How do I unmark it?

I don't want to die.

Altar of Extraction, maybe I go there.

What do I do here?

PvP event. Finally has

facecam. Yeah, I thought I might put my

facecam on. It's feeling, feeling

beautiful today.

Oh, I couldn't buy the ROG Ally. The guy

who said he was going to sell some said he

actually canceled his orders because

apparently there's like battery problems

with the ROG Ally, and it's being

released in Thailand officially anyway on

the 26th. So he probably thinks he can't

charge a premium for it because it's gonna

be available to everyone soon. And then

there's other people selling it. My

girlfriend found some other places where

you could buy it, but they're charging

like $1,000. Nah, I'm not gonna pay

$1,000.

My girlfriend wanted to buy some as well.

She, she thought she could sell them for

profit. She She said she's gonna buy like

I don't know, that took my hatred seeds,

but she would have to sell them for like

40,000 baht if she buys them for 35,000.

Finally my girlfriend becomes a scalper.

I think you can't really scalp it though.

It's not in high demand like the PS5 was.

I want to do Helltides, really. Oh,

there's a Helltide now? Why didn't you

tell me? I need

Helltides. I need the— what's it called—

the Fragmented Soul or the Demon Rose,

Fiend Rose.

Could get PS5 to play a FF16 just

for one game? No,

I want to extract as much content out of

Diablo as I can.

The videos are doing okay. I mean,

they're doing better than hiding in my

room stuff. Oh my God, it's lagging.

Get out my way. I should— can

I turn the PvP off? Oh, it is off. I don't

like PvP because I get destroyed every

time. It's too hard. People are too good

at the game.

Does your girlfriend play games too? She

plays some kind of mobile MOBA.

But she would not have enough time to play

Diablo. You need to play— you have to like

know life this game.

I don't understand this because it's

marked here. I don't think you have to go

to that point, just have to be in the area

and then you farm the cinder things.

To open the crates of weapons.

I just need to grind stuff.

I used to play a lot of Clash of Clans as

well. Oops, I was looking at the chat.

Oh, I spawned right next to it. Yeah, I

remember I played a lot of Clash of Clans

ages ago, and then you wake up in the

morning and find your base had been

destroyed.

These guys are actually strong.

I hate these suicide bomb mobs because

I'll lag and not dodge out the way in

time, and then they one-shot you.

I feel like maybe Whirlwind would be

better than Rend. I have Rend.

I'm in World Tier 4 and everything

is like 10 levels higher than me.

I don't want to do Whirlwind because I'll

just get destroyed because I have to be in

the middle of them. With Rend, I just slap

a Rend and then I run away, kite them a

pop my cooldowns.

Maybe I'll try Whirlwind.

Yeah, I'll give Whirlwind a try.

My Paragon glyph is really good. Look, I

get— I maxed out this glyph and

it gives you a 51% damage bonus when you

swap weapons. I want to get,

um, Willpower to

buff this.

I want to get Whirlwind. Test out

Bleed damage on Whirlwind.

My favorite anime— I like Welcome to the

NHK.

It's so touching, that story.

Oh my God, Whirlwind is pretty good. Now I

see why everyone does Whirlwind.

The problem is it uses a lot— oh, it's

because I've got Unbridled Rage,

which makes it cost double the amount of

fury, but it does more than double the

damage.

I'm lagging, I can't dodge out the way of

the stuns.

Yeah, maybe I'll do like a what to do

after level 60, say, oh, you gotta farm

Helltides. Yeah, I could do like

what to do after level 65

and then brackets World Tier 4.

How to Survive World Tier 4, something

like that, I think could do well.

Maybe like 6k views. Who are

these Chinese players? Does anyone play

this on American or European servers? Do

people talk? Because no one talks. I have

not seen a single person ever talk in this

game on the chat or even message you.

I don't know if that's because they're

Chinese or what. There's like no social

aspects of the game, just feels lonely.

You see them running around but you don't

really interact with them.

Oh, Forgotten Souls, that's what I need.

I binge-watched that channel yesterday,

uh, Kurgostat. What a stupid channel name.

They get insane views, like 20 million a

video, but they're so good. The artwork

And the animation is amazing. But then the

end of the video, they always shill their

stupid merch. Pisses me off. They've got

so much damn merch. It's like they make a

piece of merch for every single video.

They'll say, oh, so if you enjoyed our

video about how alien civilizations are

going to wipe us out, then you might like

our special solar system calendar. We at

Kirkostats, we love doing art, and we try

our best to make the best quality videos

and merch. If you would like to have a

piece of the solar system in your bedroom,

then maybe you would like our solar system

calendar. Shut the fuck up. Jesus Christ,

I hate people selling their stupid merch.

It's just cringe.

Did you enjoy today's video? Maybe you'd

like our solar system plushie.

I really can't stand it when you get this

merch sales pitch thrown at you during

videos. That's why I hate doing it.

People keep telling me, oh, Oh, you should

promote your merch more because I never

hear you say it. Because I hate doing it

and it's lame. If people want my merch,

they know where to go. My merch sucks.

It's just like drawings of my exes on a

t-shirt that I fucked and then talk

shit about. That's my merch. I have the

funniest merch on all of YouTube. I think

my content and my merch is hilarious

because I'm like making money by shitting

on girls I fucked and people I met at

guesthouses. Come on, that's funny. Who

else does that? No one does that apart

from me.

And then they find out and then they get

mad. Yeah, well, I made money off your

stupid face. What are you gonna do about

it? Suck it, bitch.

I made money off my failed marriage. What

are you gonna do, cry more to the Hong

Kong guy? I made money off him too, with

his stupid fat face. Put him on a t-shirt

That's what you get if you wrong me.

I will financially use you.

I forgot I got Whirlwind. I thought it was

still Rend and I just been tapping it

instead of holding it down.

I hate when they trap you in the wall

barricades and then the stupid freezing

thing. Oh my god, I hate all the crowd

I wish there was like anti-stun talents.

Yeah, I like Kurzgesagt topics about are

we the only alien civilization, how the

universe is dying, stuff like that. It's

all kind of depressing stuff, but I like

it. I like the vibes.

I watched the one about the brain-eating

amoeba. That's pretty cool. How the body

throws all of its defenses and antibodies

and stuff, and it can't stop this amoeba

thing from eating your brain. The immune

system just goes into like suicide mode

where, okay, it's either we throw

everything at this thing and also kill

ourselves in the process, or we, we're—

we've lost the battle. You end up just

nuking your brain trying to kill this

amoeba. And still fail.

Isn't amoeba the Nintendo thing you put

on your Switch? Why is it also a

brain-eating bacteria?

Oh my god, I'm lagging. I hate

it when you're doing a nightmare dungeon

and you disconnect and then it kicks you

out of the dungeon when you reconnect.

That's so annoying because you lose the

sigil and you lose all your progress.

I'm always out of fury, I don't get it.

I need to change my build.

Are you in a guild? No, I don't really

want to play with people, and they're all

Chinese anyway. They probably don't even

speak English. I want to get rid of

Unbridled Rage. What's good for— well,

I think Gushing Wounds would be better.

How am I finding Diablo? I think it's the

best game I've ever played. It's better

than Elden Ring,

and I don't know why. I like

the way you can really nerd out on the

gear and the stats. It gives the game a

lot of depth and replayability.

Elden Ring gear had stats too, but it

didn't feel very deep.

Oh, I nearly died. I'm gonna die, I'm

gonna die. I take way too much damage to

be whirlwinding, and I have like infinite

fury. Oh my god, I take—

oh my god, I take way too much damage to

be doing Whirlwind like that.

Did I lose— I think I lost my— what are

they called? I think

when you die you lose some of it, your

cinders.

Why am I so laggy? I think because I'm

streaming at a higher bitrate.

So is Whirlwind the best build? It seems

It seems like everyone just has the same

build, the Whirlwind build.

I don't like copying people.

I think this game's better than WoW

because Well,

the combat system's way better. It's more

dynamic. You're not standing there

clicking the enemy and then clicking a

spell. It's like you, you actually feel

like you are killing stuff.

It's more action-oriented,

which is why it's called an action RPG,

ARPG.

Have I played with viewers? No, I like to

play by myself and just do my own thing.

I think this is where I died.

I could use an elixir. I never used

elixirs. Increase experience gained by 5%.

Okay,

I want to know how to get to like the next

Of— what's the word— power.

Like next level of becoming strong.

Oh my god, I feel like I'm doing something

wrong. Not get— oh,

level 67.

Nice. Yeah, when I do like a dungeon with

other people, I feel stressed because I

have— I can't just go AFK,

I can't just disappear. I feel like

Because people are relying on me.

I kind of want to play this on a PS5. I

feel like My gameplay experience is not

great because my laptop— I don't know if

my laptop is not powerful enough.

It's an RTX 3060 with

a Core i7, but then I feel like the game

is not very smooth.

I can stream on a PlayStation 5, can I?

But I wouldn't have like overlays or

text-to-speech stuff. Not that I need it,

no one donates anyway. Just to collect

my ad revenue.

Wait, is it streaming?

Hold on,

my Twitch app said there's an error. I

think it is streaming.

Why is it not playing? Did you see

sus bought 15K car? How does he have so

How much did Kick pay him? He doesn't get

that many viewers. He gets like up nearly

1,000, 700 or 800. You know, there's a

time when I used to get 600, 700 viewers.

I was not making— what did he say? He was

making like $10K a month. I was not making

that much. I know how much money you make

from 700 or 800 viewers. You don't make

that much to be able to just buy $15K cars

and houses and stuff. I don't understand

how he's making so much money. I don't

even see him getting many donations.

2.5K viewers. I don't know, every time I

see him he has like 900 or 1,000.

There's no ads on Kick. I don't even see

him get that many donos unless it's

like one guy gifting him loads.

Oh my god, oh my

god, that was pretty good. Put my damage

buffs, Thorns, Whirlwind.

God, these guys are tough,

but not tough enough.

Oh, here's a Tortured Gift of Rings.

Oh, give me some epics.

Oh, Sacred. The problem is Sacred is not

as good as Ancestral, is it?

Oh, uh, I thought this

was good. I don't have Walking Arsenal key

passive. Damage to injured enemies, life

regen. That's rubbish.

Oh, Forgotten Souls. Yeah, I need those.

Oh, what's that red thing? Got 5 minutes

left in the Helltide.

Why is he wasting so much money on his

girlfriend/wife though?

I said he's coming to Thailand after

Korea. This should be funny.

I can just imagine him complaining the

whole time and getting diarrhea or

something. I bet he's gonna say, oh yeah,

well, Bangkok is way more developed than I

thought it would be. Yeah, oh, yesterday I

saw him say the exact same, same thing

I've always been saying about Korea, that

the buildings look dystopian, like they're

just copy and paste boring dead-looking

blocks. It's like block after block of

copy and paste white and gray buildings.

That's exactly what I've been saying for

like 2 years now. It's so funny, me and

Isaiah, sometimes we say the same things.

Yeah, there is something really dystopian

and miserable about the living situation

in Korea. The copy and paste ugly condo

blocks. At least in Bangkok,

the condos look kind of funky,

like they've got some kind of

architectural design going on. In Korea,

it's just like a white rectangle block,

no design, no aesthetics, and they just

copy and paste it. It looks so ugly in

a background of brown and gray countryside

and like fields and stuff. It literally

looks like the place got nuked and then

machines— that's what a machine

civilization would just built because it's

most efficient and they don't care about

what it looks like. And that is like this

Korean society mindset, it's just like max

out efficiency, don't care about what it

looks like. They're just so robotic.

Everything's just gray and ugly because

it's the most efficient to build and

maintain. But can

you imagine living there? It's just

miserable. No wonder they got so much

suicide. I'd want to suicide too.

I lived in Korea for a few months and I

always felt just miserable.

Buildings look miserable, the people look

miserable, always whining about North

Korea. You know what North Korea and South

Korea are like? They're like Naruto and

Sasuke. North Korea is like Sasuke. South

Korea is like Naruto, trying to be friends

with them. Oh, we're trying to help you,

North Korea. We want to give you food.

We're friends. We want reunification.

When North Korea doesn't want that because

they're brainwashed into hating the whole

world. Oh my god, I'm gonna die.

North Korea is like, oh, just leave us

alone. Please, we're just trying to farm

some potatoes here, and if we get caught

accepting your help, then Kim Jong-un is

gonna hang our family. Please leave us

alone. Oh my god,

that was insane. I couldn't do enough

damage and they kept stunning me,

and there's 1 minute left in the Helltide.

Yeah, this is a waste of time.

I hate it when you try and do a Grim

Whisper dungeon and there's only 10

minutes left. You didn't realize you

finished the dungeon and the Grim Favor

thing has expired. There's way too—

I can't kill these guys, I'm not doing

enough damage. They keep stunning me.

Oh, they've got damage-resistant buffs,

that's why. Look,

I'm doing no damage, like 100 damage, and

then they stun me.

They're not dying.

Why are they not dying?

I hate the Templars, the blasphemous,

because they keep healing themselves. Oh

my God, I just lost all my cinders.

Why do so many people in Thailand drink

opium? I don't know, I never heard that.

It's funny because the weed shops, the

signs are in English, not Thai, which

makes me think their main customers must

be foreigners.

Learning Korean? I already learned Korean.

It's not that hard to get your head

Okay, so the Helltide, I think you have to

wait. Oh, I have whispers. There's a

website that tells you when the next

Helltide will start. I don't know how

often the Helltides start.

Oh, oh, oh, whoa!

I want to switch my iPad Wi-Fi to my

When is next Helltide?

There's a Helltide timer. They should put

it in the game.

Oh, there's an active countdown. There's

another Helltide in 1 hour 13 minutes,

and then another one in 3 hours, and then

5 and 7:10. Oh, it starts every

2 hours, lasts 1 hour.

There's a period of 1 hour 50 minutes

where no Helltide is occurring.

Okay.

I feel like Korean people are scary

because they sound— they always sound

angry and they have very short fuse and

they like tart and they roll their eyes.

They have like that kind of attitude and

mannerisms all the time. So they just seem

pissed off all the time, so I feel kind of

intimidated.

Whereas Japanese people are very smiley

and they do like, oh, like that kind

of mannerism, which seems friendly.

In Thailand, people are just normal. They

don't do the weird— they don't have a

short fuse, they don't do the weird fake

politeness. I feel like in Thailand people

are just normal. It's too hot to be

bothered about all that stuff.

Everyone's just trying to keep cool,

not blow their fuse.

One of my SIM cards is so rubbish.

Switch over to my iPhone SIM card.

Paying so much money for SIM cards and

they all suck still.

It's funny, Essex Girl messaged me about

tax and then we had a conversation about

tax. The Essex Girl is so random. I don't

think she saw the video I made about her

because it was pretty mean. So if she saw

that, I don't think she would talk to me

again. She didn't say anything, so I'm

guessing she doesn't know about it.

But she'll message me randomly and then

ghost me for like a year and then message

me randomly again and then just ghost me

again. I'll send her a message, she won't

reply until like a year and a half later.

She's so weird. You remember last time

she messaged me, I was in Manchester. It

was Christmas, and then she phoned me,

and then she was sending me videos of her

house and stuff and her cat.

What does she want? I don't get it.

Maybe just friendship.

Okay, let's have a look at these stats.

This one has 120 strength,

54 stats. I thought it said damage to

bleed enemies. Damage to slowed enemies.

My bleed will slow the enemy though.

Do I want the— which one would do more

damage? If I equip it, so it

says my

slashing weapon damage is 2473.

If I switch it to this one, it would be

way lower, 2182. I'll keep the axe.

I guess the strength doesn't really do

much. Why is my slashing weapon so much

more powerful with this one?

She's only saving your number for when she

needs you for something, but she's never

asked me to do anything for her. What can

I do for her?

There's like nothing I can help her with

in any way.

Oh, 293 maximum life. That would be pretty

helpful. I really need to get my life

higher as I keep dying too quick.

This one has max life, overpower damage,

whereas my one has critical strike damage,

maximum fury, plus it has like an aspect

for cooldowns. I kind of want the maximum

life over the 6-second cooldown reduction.

I could just transfer that over. I don't

know what intelligence does actually.

Increases resistance to elements, so

rubbish. Willpower is for resource

generation and healing received.

Overpower damage increase.

Dexterity is for crit— critical strike

chance. Strength is for skill damage.

There's so many stats,

and you've got thorns, movement speed.

Oh, this has 3 potion capacity bonus,

but it has half the thorns I have. I want

thorns, although having 12 potions would

be pretty cool. I'm always running out of

potions.

I don't think I have anything I want.

This looks like the New World helmet. Do

you remember New World had like that

Spanish Inquisitor kind of metal helmet?

Looks like that.

I think it'd be hard to get better legs.

My legs are pretty damn good.

Uh, yeah, I think I'll just sell

everything.

Sell all the yellows. I've nearly got

2 million gold.

Could dismantle the epics.

Salvage, salvage this.

Now I'm gonna extract that aspect and

salvage this and

then repair. 200,000 gold repair

bill. Did I even get— I didn't go to the

tree yet. Give me some epics,

please.

Oh, oh, epic leg cache! Cache!

Oh yeah. Oh.

2 sacred pants and

it sucks. Oh my god, that sucks. What?

I need epic ancestrals, not sacreds.

Uh, they both suck.

Intelligence, willpower, get lost.

That was rubbish.

Only 2 items.

Hopefully I can change my affixes. I

forgot what you need for that. I think you

need the Fiend Rose. I don't remember

picking any up.

Do you ever watch fighting? No, I'm not

into boxing and fighting stuff. I don't

like any sport. I think it's boring. Like

basketball, baseball, they're just trying

to put a ball in a hole. How is it

interesting? And then

the fighting stuff,

I just don't understand the appeal.

Watching 2 guys punch each other.

Now if it was like Roman-style gladiators

and they had swords, that could be

interesting. Can you imagine watching a

gladiator game and they're just cutting

their arms and legs off? Let's go

to Ked the Bardu.

I don't like sports, it's so boring.