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Kick Livestreams/hello 2025-10-20 02_34 [da792c84-hello] 480p
2025-10-20 · 15 min
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Computer's lagging.
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0:03–0:18 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_0Come on, where's the settings?
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0:45–0:46 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_1Why does it just start a game straight away? Hold on, I haven't set it up yet. Uh, system image,
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0:58–1:08 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_2monitor number 2. Okay,
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1:10–1:12 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_3window
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1:16–1:16 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_4No, window, window, maybe fullscreen.
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1:22–1:24 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_5No.
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1:31–1:31 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_6Yeah, I'm lagging because this game's like loading up or something.
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1:36–1:43 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_7Window fullscreen, confirm.
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1:45–1:47 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_8Image.
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1:58–1:58 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_9The game is called
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2:06–2:09 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_10Arena Breakout Infinite.
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2:12–2:14 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_11Where is it?
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2:22–2:22 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_12It's not showing the game.
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2:34–2:36 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_13There it is, Arena Breakout.
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2:44–2:49 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_14Oh, always gotta fix the stupid controls. Why is the mouse so unsensitive? Uh, more sensitivity. I need sprint on E.
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3:11–3:23 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_15Yeah,
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3:31–3:31 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_16I don't want lean
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3:35–3:37 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_17J,
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3:43–3:44 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_18uh,
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3:46–3:46 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_19and then crouch.
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3:49–3:50 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_20Shift, prone. I have same controls as Battlefield.
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3:54–3:56 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_21What? It's not— why doesn't it sprint?
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4:03–4:07 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_22Did it not save it?
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4:12–4:13 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_23Oh, press.
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4:19–4:21 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_24I don't know why fucking not sprinting.
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4:27–4:30 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_25Why do stupid game devs think I want to use Shift to sprint? I hate the Shift button. I use my little finger.
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4:35–4:44 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_26Why is it red?
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4:46–4:47 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_27This is— I like using my index finger to sprint because you sprint all the time.
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4:51–4:55 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_28Like, you use the sprint button more than you use the shoot button.
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4:57–5:00 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_29It is confirmed. Look, press confirm.
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5:03–5:05 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_30Prone, F.
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5:10–5:11 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_31Press and press because it's in conflict. Well, then fucking overwrite it, you stupid fucking idiot. I said F.
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5:14–5:25 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_32Uh, well, then change interact to X. Okay.
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5:28–5:34 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_33Finally. Stupid fucking idiot.
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5:40–5:41 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_34Why does it lag when I close them in? I'm still not sprinting.
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5:44–5:48 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_35Oh, that's stupid. It doesn't even have crosshairs.
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5:51–5:54 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_36Uh, whatever. Why can't I
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6:02–6:05 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_37sprint? Sprint, E press.
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6:09–6:15 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_38Oh well.
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6:20–6:21 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_39Oh, now it lets me. Oh, it didn't let me sprint because we weren't past the tutorial where you don't get to sprint. This stupid fucking game.
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6:31–6:38 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_40Can't shoot the body. It's rubbish.
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6:42–6:45 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_41Oh cool.
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6:49–6:50 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_42I don't understand.
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6:54–6:55 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_43Oh, that's him. So I'm gonna take his body armor,
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7:00–7:03 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_44and I'll take his mag
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7:06–7:07 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_45and his hunting vest. Oh no, that's my stuff! Give it back! Go away!
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7:10–7:16 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_46Oh, I see. First aid. Hmm, okay.
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7:19–7:24 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_47Can't shoot my own man.
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7:39–7:40 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_48Now what?
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7:42–7:43 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_49Can I skip this stupid tutorial?
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7:46–7:48 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_50It's supposed to be against bots but also have PvP.
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8:01–8:06 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_51I hate tutorials. Fucking hell.
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8:08–8:10 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_52It's telling me how to do stuff.
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8:12–8:14 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_53A bit quiet, isn't it? Like, it thinks I'm so stupid I don't know how to equip a pistol. I think we've never played games before.
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8:20–8:29 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_54Where are my teammates?
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8:38–8:39 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_55They say this game's like Escape from Tarkov.
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9:14–9:17 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_56Oh, come on, when's the game gonna start? I hate tutorials.
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9:21–9:25 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_57Why are
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9:36–9:36 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_58they just standing there? The AI sucks on this
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9:52–9:56 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_59shotgun.
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9:59–10:00 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_60What's that?
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10:05–10:08 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_61The
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10:20–10:20 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_62AI sucks.
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10:33–10:34 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_63This game's stupid. I can't play this. This game's so shit. It's so janky. I can't play this.
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10:45–10:53 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_64This just looks rubbish.
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10:55–10:56 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_65I'm bored already.
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11:10–11:11 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_66No, this is rubbish. I'm not playing this.
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11:15–11:17 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_67This sucks.
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11:19–11:19 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_68Well, that lasted long. Shittest game ever. Looks rubbish, boring, stupid AI. 1 out of 10.
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11:24–11:32 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_69So I got 4 hours to stream.
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11:37–11:41 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_70It took 2 hours to download that game, 2 minutes and I was bored already.
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11:48–11:52 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_71No, I never played Counter-Strike 2. I don't, don't like Counter-Strike, it looks shit. I don't like games that look bad.
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11:56–12:03 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_72That game looked terrible that I just played.
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12:06–12:08 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_73Looks awful.
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12:12–12:13 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_74I need the game to look good. Where's my robe?
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12:24–12:30 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_75I'm not sure what to do. Let me think.
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12:44–12:46 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_76Either, either I do 2 hours talking and then 2 hours Battlefield, or I do 2 hours Battlefield and then 2 hours talking, or I do 1 hour talking, 2 hours Battlefield, and then 1 hour talking. I'll probably get bored of Battlefield after 2 hours.
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12:54–13:15 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_77I think 1 hour talking 2 hours Battlefield and then wrap up 1 hour talking.
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13:18–13:23 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_78I've got to split up the boredom so it feels less boring.
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13:27–13:31 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_79Okay, so where everyone tuning in from, guys? I had a nice break. I sat on my beanbag and I looked at the blue sky and the clouds going by and the birds flying. And it was nice. People ask me what, what do I want to do? I want to look out the window and do nothing.
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13:36–13:56 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_80Yeah, well, it's hard being good at a shooter game when you keep lagging.
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14:05–14:08 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_81Oh, I forgot to put the bitrate down.
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14:13–14:14 · rev_b9bd29dcbd46d9c346ee25c656797773_82Fuck, why can't I put the bitrate down when I'm streaming?
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