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I need rank 30. I need 5 more ranks to get that other gun.

What's the difference between Factory and Warfighter?

I don't get it.

Isn't it the same?

If I put the same stuff on it,

how's it different?

It's the same.

I don't understand how it's different. So it's just different skins.

I think it's just different skin.

Mm-hmm.

I hate that weird glitching effect. It does— stupid.

Well, beyond me tanking, I'm down 14%.

Okay, let's go.

Yeah, I'll put another

£20 in it.

Where's my XP boost?

Uh-huh. How do I get more?

180 viewers, Battlefield 6 ripping.

I need to grind 5 levels, get the new gun,

and then I can kill people in 2 hits.

He did.

2 hours until market open.

That sounds really annoying. Annoising. Annoying.

Annoising.

Go, go, go! I got 6x scope. That's why I just said idiot.

Wow.

I

can't see them.

I chose the wrong game mode.

Where are the objectives?

Oh, it's like a weird mode.

What? Why did I choose the pistol and then it wasn't loaded?

Get out the fucking way, Mike.

The mic's in the way now.

The wire's in the way. Everything's in my way.

Um, what?

Why'd you spawn me right in front of the fucking enemy?

Spawn.

Oh.

Fuck off!

I get killed as soon as I spawn.

Oh my God,

it really sucks when there's no objective.

You're dead.

What?

Uh.

I hate this mode.

How am I at the bottom?

Oh,

I've got 1 kill and 10 deaths.

Hit it.

He

dead.

I dead.

Wheelers. Oh, that mode sucks.

Where are the objectives?

No objectives.

Not a good start.

Uh,

I don't want to do this, Mo. I want objectives.

I thought I clicked this one.

Stupid game.

What's Zwift?

Finally, objectives.

Get

out

of my way.

Allez.

Oops.

I couldn't even be bothered to aim.

What even is the point?

What? I was behind the COVID Fucking game.

Uh, it's not good.

What?

Oh God, I'm not feeling it.

Uh, I'm at the fucking bottom again. I hate this game.

Hit it.

Had it.

Everything's getting in my way.

Um, what?

I think I'm just fed up with this gun.

Yeah, I'm done with this gun. I don't have the patience.

Maybe go for—

maybe that one.

Fucking respawn, fucking game.

I just can't get any kills.

Oh God, finally

got killed.

What?

Not even winning.

What?

I didn't even see him there.

Number 6.

Mm-hmm.

Number 7.

How do they get so many points?

What?

How many hits am I getting? I'm not kidding anyone.

Look, hitting him 5 times, he's not fucking dying.

I got so many hits, no one's dying.

They hit me once and I fucking die.

Game's shit.

See,

I don't even get the kill assist because no one killed them.

Now I'm— I can't believe I'm number 8.

I hate this game.

Okay, this gun sucks. Go for

This one,

maybe shotgun.

Ah.

Come on, give me number 7 at least.

Oh, I got him.

Got him. Wow, shotgun's pretty good.

Got him. Wow, I like the shotgun. Shotgun's good.

Wow.

I'm number 7.

I think shotgun's my jam for today.

Go the ladder!

Whoo!

Did

it.

Go up the ladder then. Oh my God.

Number 7.

Let's just sit here and hide. I get the points.

He dead.

He dead.

What?

I got 10 kills.

Why, how did I miss all of them? They weren't even moving.

Beyond tanking. Oh no.

Oh, you fucking—

what? Oh,

at least I'm not last.

Damn, market's tanking. I'm up £2 on my short.

I'm down 2— I'm at— I'm down 13% on Beyond Meat, but I'm only down £2 because I only put £20 in.

I think market's gonna tank.

I hope so.

Market tanking.

I think I go with some shotgun gameplay today. The battle rifle just takes so much patience. I don't have it right now.

Go, go, go!

I don't know why I'm like irritated.

Meditate.

What?

Hit it.

I did, I did again.

What?

Number 5. Oh, double kill!

Oh, triple kill!

And a res.

And a res. I'm number 3, finally.

Good days. Oh.

What?

Medic?

He dead. What you do? Oh, if I got that one too, that would be cool.

Die.

What?

Hit it.

Oh, we're not winning.

Oh, I got him.

Beyond tanking. Oh my God,

ah,

I must be down like 30%.

I missed 5 shots.

I'm number 4.

What?

There you go.

It's like they're shooting through the wall.

Oh, did you say that?

I'm dead.

What?

What?

I'm def— Buckshot's any better.

What, why can't I change?

If I go for buckshot instead,

so now it should spray.

Oh, I got him!

I got him!

Oh, I

got him!

I like buckshot. Oh, I got him! Buckshot's pretty good.

I'm out of ammo.

I only got one bullet left. I'm probably gonna die anyway.

Yep, I'm number 5.

Ah, well, at least I'm not last.

Check the stocks.

What happened?

Tanking.

It tanked and then now it's ripping. Hmm.

I want to get rank 33. All right,

I think I found my weapon of the day.

This doesn't taste like mango anymore. I don't know what it tastes like.

Okay.

What does that do?

Blinding.

Try the shotgun for a bit.

I feel like today is going to be a slow day. It's 1 o'clock.

Wednesday.

Come on, 2 more players.

A severe weather warning again. Oh God.

Better not be on the weekend. I'm supposed to meet my

girlfriend. She says, oh sorry, can't make it because of the weather. I'd rage.

I'd be like, I give up.

How long has it taken to find 2 people? Oh my god,

everyone's playing these stupid large maps, but if I play large maps, it just lags.

I can't even find one person.

Whoa, I killed myself.

Took him down with me.

Wow, I did.

I did.

He did.

I did.

Allez,

allez.

Hit it.

Whoa, I got him!

Did it.

Did that. Did you see that splat in the wall?

I can't

get

in the window.

Fucking game.

Hit it.

Why?

What? I always do the adrenaline thing at the worst time ever.

Ah, number 6.

Everything's going bad. Stocks, gaming, wanking.

Can't catch a break.

It's so hard to get a headshot. It's like you need to aim in one pixel of the screen to get it.

Everyone's head's so small.

I feel like it's easy on Halo because

all those massive helmets graphics.

Turn it off, don't need it.

Well, I said turn it off. Why is it back?

How do I turn off that? Oh, is it network?

Where's the network system? Network.

Turn it off.

Yeah.

Might try this one.

Takes so long to find players.

He dead. Got it.

Blowout has been secured.

Come on.

This stupid flame valve, uh, grenade.

I wasn't even standing in it.

Oh look, Manu. Is that the prick from Discord? He dead.

He dead.

Number 5.

If I kill myself, at least they can't take my kill.

He dead.

He dead. I'm number 3. Good old grenade launcher.

What?

What?

Am I enjoying the game a bit more? Maybe. Still really annoying.

Why is he saying that?

Why do you randomly just go— oh, you're dead.

I'm number 5.

Da.

They keep hiding up on that ledge.

I'm gonna stop going that way, maybe.

We're in the lead. We need to hold the area.

Cover me.

Be advised, enemy lead confirmed. Enemy secure.

Hostiles have the lead.

You're dead.

We're gonna lose.

What?

Nearly won.

We lose. Oh God,

down £2 on Beyond Meat, 11%.

I wish the market would tank again.

Might go for

The rifle, uh, not

good for this level. I don't know about rifle.

Unit, capture the objective and defend your position. Objective ready to engage. The objective is under control.

Takes too many shots to kill.

Kill them. It doesn't shoot fast enough.

I might try healing again.

He dead.

What was that?

What was that?

I hate this gun. This gun's fucking shit.

Give me the LMG again.

If it only shoots one shot, it should at least do double the damage.

He dead.

I saw him in my

eye. What?

Oh, I got him! He dead.

Be advised, we have captured the objective.

Yeah, they're all up there.

Number 5.

What? Oh, I killed 2.

I need a medic! Medic!

29. I need 4 more levels. It took an hour to get one level. Oh my god.

Hit

it.

I might try some medic.

Hmm,

it's been a while since I've done support.

Die

straight away. Medic me. I got you.

Let's go! He dead.

He dead.

Oh, he not dead.

I

missed every shot.

Medic to

your right, to behind you.

There's an enemy right next to you and he ran away.

Ah,

oh, I still got the grenade launcher. Oh no, that's a smoke launcher.

Oh, it's like a flashbang.

Stand by. The enemy have maintained their advantage. We must gain control.

Losing again. I haven't won a single match. He

dead.

We

control the objective.

No.

Lose again.

Voilà,

il

est là.

Reloading. Uh, how many times you gonna lose?

Oh,

I got UMG.

Oh, such a long wait waiting for the market to open. Another hour.

Hmm, go for LMG maybe.

Maybe I use the COVID

Oh, I got a headache.

Oh, I got to go Tesco tomorrow unless I just eat noodles.

Noodles and eggs could be 2 dinners.

Maybe I'll go on Friday.

He dead.

Hell.

He dead.

What?

I hit him so many times.

He dead.

Up number 2.

He dead.

I did.

What?

I'm number 2.

He didn't

He

dead. I'm number 2.

Hey, Dad,

this gun's pretty good. What? I'm number 2.

What?

What?

I'm number 3.

How?

He dead.

He dead.

He dead.

Well, I'm number 2.

What?

He dead.

Hit

it!

I'm number 2.

Hit

it.

What? Number 3 is pretty good. I'm satisfied with that.

Very satisfied.

We win

easy.

Market is dead.

Beyond Meat down 6%.

God, market's been so boring. I think it's waiting for Friday CPI. It's just flat, flatline the whole week. Do something.

Stupid economic data.

But might play controller for a bit. It's been a while.

Why are you guys so obsessed with the real number? Who fucking cares?

It feels weird using controller.

Oh, headache. Hey then,

where's all my thing?

What?

Hey, Dad.

Will.

Ah, I did.

Oh, it's hard on the controller.

That— I did. Oh, I like keyboard and mouse more.

Ah, so uncomfortable.

You gotta sit like this, otherwise it's not comfortable.

Oh my God.

Oh, why are they always behind me?

I don't— might go for incel grenade, incend grenade.

What?

Number 4.

He dead. He dead.

I'm number 2.

Hit it.

Hi there.

The battle is Hit still being controlled by the enemy.

it.

I did.

I'm number 2.

Hit it.

Ah.

What?

What? We lost, but I'm

number 4. Ah, getting bored of this.

So far away from level 33. Ah, that's ages.

40 minutes until market open.

This has to be the most boring trading week ever. I hate it when there's stupid news and And then this whole market doesn't do anything

until the news comes out.

He

dead.

Ah.

Come on, heal me, idiot. No one heals.

He dead, he dead. Oh,

dead. Ah.

Why you— wow.

Oh bah,

il

est là.

I

can't see.

Well, well, thank you. And then dead again.

Missed every shot.

Oh, I got the hollow point.

He

dead.

Hit him! Wow,

where's my hollow point?

Improved headshot damage. I hardly ever get headshots,

and shouldn't a headshot kill in one shot? It's the whole point of it being a headshot.

What do you mean improved headshot damage? If you get a headshot, it should be instant kill.

He dead.

He back. I dead. He dead again.

I'm back.

Wow, dead again.

Makes it more instant. I thought headshot is already instant.

At least we're winning.

They're getting wrecked.

Stole his reds. He dead. He got bum rushed.

Need a bat.

Hit that! Whoa, where are they coming from?

Why?

Hit it!

He back out.

Get in the bath. I'm in the bath.

He dead. This reminds me of my Manchester place. Had a bath like this and there was a window there you could see into the city. They could probably see me as well.

Well.

He dead,

he dead, he

dead! Double kill!

I've got no grenades.

Well, loads of people bought my game actually. 20 people. I can't believe I couldn't get a girlfriend in Manchester. Did I not try hard enough or something?

I only went on 3 dates, I guess.

I should have tried to bang that Ukrainian girl.

Biggest regret. Oh, I nearly banged that other one, the weird Muslim one.

My willy nearly went inside, and then she was like, okay, okay, I'm done. And I was like, what? And then she started getting dressed. She got dressed so quickly.

All I got to do was rub my willy on her bean

and then she orgasmed.

Uh-huh, you dead in the fire. Ahahaha, suck it. Whoa.

I rub my big bean on her little bean and

we make bean babies.

Damn, we're destroying them.

Is he dead?

Wow. Yeah, she brought a suitcase of food because she asked me if she could move in with me or stay at my place because her flat was too noisy and she got a new job. So I said okay, and then she put a suitcase full of like fruit and food and stuff, oat milk, and then she didn't

even stay a night.

I was like, if we're not gonna bang, there's no way I'm gonna— you think we're gonna sleep together every night like friends or something? What a weird person. I mean, who gets into a guy's bed without wanting

Or at least expecting that he would expect sex.

She's like, oh, I didn't have any intention of dating you, Daniel. Okay, why did you move into my house then?

She's completely psycho.

Yeah, definitely dodged a bullet.

She was doing video calls with other guys, kind of flirty,

right next to me on some like live streaming app,

kind of like Omegle.

I was so annoyed.

Yeah, and then she cooked me this dinner and it was really nice and we cuddled. And I thought, damn, this is going somewhere.

She's like, oh, why would you think I want to date you? I don't know, you only cooked me dinner, cuddled with me, moved into my place. Why would I misunderstand, I wonder?

What could possibly cause me to misunderstand?

Another nutjob.

I quite like this. Oh, I got the whole— I already put the hollow point on. Hmm, there's so many grips, I don't know which one to use. The one with the most green on it.

This has more green.

I've got the green laser and I've got the red laser. Well, the lasers make you have more stable hipfire aim. That doesn't make any sense though. Why would putting a laser improve your aim when you're just spraying it?

Oh, I got the UMG.

That looks like the Nazi one, the MP40.

Not many shotguns, are there? Oh, it started.

Hit that. Damn, LMG is good. I like the LMG. You barely ever have to reload because it's got 100 bullets in

The fire rate is really quick. Oh, the damage is really good as well.

Whoo!

Oh my god, this gun's the best. You can look down the laser without looking down the sights.

Yeah, maybe,

but I like the sights.

I'll defend A.

Is it dead?

Go, bumper there.

They killed all of us. He just killed 4 people.

How the fuck?

What? Ah, I'm number 7.

He dead.

What?

Hit it, hit it, hit it! I killed 3, I'm number 5.

Is he dead? He's not dead. He dead.

Oh, oh, oh, he dead.

What?

He

dead.

I dead.

I'm number 5.

Who are we shooting at?

We're getting flushed.

What?

He dead.

Oh.

How is that not headshot?

Oh yeah.

We're dead. What?

Market open 15 minutes.

What?

Medic just ran past me. Uh, we lost.

I've got £20 in Beyond Meat. It's down

8%.

Every time it goes down, I add a pound.

God, market's so boring.

One more game, then trading, and then it go up and then it go down.

Hmm. Oh, my back hurts.

Rig Lord.

That should be my first name, the Rig Lord.

I already did my exercise.

It's been hard.

Energy levels aren't back to normal yet.

Okay,

this monitor is quite good for a cheap rubbish £100 monitor. Looks perfectly fine. I can't believe I've got this £100 monitor. It's just the same as having a £1,000 curved monitor, really.

I didn't hit anyone.

Look, no one heals.

Mentally ill.

He did.

What?

He dead.

There's no point having defib because no one lets you revive them.

He dead.

Hit it.

Number 7.

What was that?

Got me with the sledge.

What?

I got so many chest shots.

Oh, why did he respawn?

Oh.

Wait, what? Who's waiting for me, little bitch?

Well, a little bit. He did.

Come on. Why don't I ever get headshots?

Hiding. Hiding in my truck.

Oh shit, I think they know I'm here.

There's someone here.

That was good.

I'm hiding. I'm number 5. People can see your laser. Really? Yeah, I don't know about laser. It's not very stealthy.

Turn it off.

Hit it.

We lose. Market is doing nothing.

Can I finish one more game in 4 minutes before market opens?

Nah, maybe I take a break. For trading.

Lost my KD. I forgot how to go up.

Okay, where we at? Trading, gaming, wanking, vaping.

That's my life.

So I got a long here, here at resistance, and I got a short here at support.

That's how you do it.

Beyond Meat tanking.

Damn, it tanked all the way back to $4.

And then ripped again. Look at that wick. Whoa,

whoa, look at those. That's crazy.

Oh, a headache.

I want a coffee. Coffee in 2 minutes. Uh, where's my mic setting?

2 hours trading, then back to Battlefield, and then dinner break. That's my life.

My milk's going off. What day is it today?

I forgot what day it is.

I have no idea.

Burritos. Oh shit, I might open now. Whoa, it's tanking! Holy fuck.

Oh God, wait,

I'm not ready. Whoa, tanking!

Up £1.60.

My take profit's here.

£2.60. Beyond me tanking. Bitmain are tanking. Gold are tanking.

Market are tanking.

Wait,

what?

Come on, why does it just tank a little bit and then stop? Just fucking mega tank.

Beyond Meat tank. Well, $5

back down to $5.

Oh God,

I'm down 22%.

Whoa, tanking! Come on, take profit.

There's no way it stops tanking there, it's only been 3 minutes.

Come on, tank a little bit more.

Oh, hello TB, where you been?

You're late for work.

I'm gonna put stop loss here because I don't— every time it just V-shaped recovery. I put my stop loss there.

I'm not going to get— I'm not going to lose money on this short.

I just don't trust the tanking. Yes, tanking!

Oh, come on! Yeah, £2.66 in the money,

hit my take profit.

Now my next short is where—

what's that? I don't know what that is.

Oh, that's a short there. I've got another short here

where I would like To exit.

Well, Beyond Meat tanking.

Bitmine tanking.

I'm already up £2.66. Profits taken.

Come on, hit my next short.

Sid Loin said he's rich.

He must be up like $1,000.

I'm down 28% on my Beyond Meat.

Why are we tanking?

Yeah, it hit $9 nearly.

All my longs up here are getting wrecked.

All my shorts down here also gotten wrecked.

I jumped back into Beyond Meat at around $7, so that's why I'm down. I took profit at $4.66, jumped back in at $7.

Now it's like $5.

Trading of BND is temporarily halted. It got halted It must have tanked hard then.

What was the rule? Like, if it tanks more than 90%, it gets halted?

Yeah, it's halted. Damn, how low did it tank then?

Hmm, is this V-shaped recovery?

No,

I want the green engulfing candle to confirm my V-shape butthole.

Ah,

here's my second take profit zone for the shorts.

Damn, when it reopens it's gonna look crazy. Do you think it's like gone back down to like $2?

It probably tanked all the way back down to like there.

Repping.

It's a rippen.

Gold, a rippen.

Beyond Meat, frozen. Frozen Beyond Meat.

Yeah, I made £17 on Beyond Meat,

but now I'm down £5.

It's like the market wants to tank, but it's just really struggling to because people keep buying it up again.

Look, the trend is down.

Is it V-shaping already?

Okay, can you message xQc if he would collab?

Might short here. Resistance.

Dead cat bounce, fair value gap. I'm going short, 10 units.

I got fair value gap resistance. Oh fuck, I'm down a pound. Oh my God, no!

Fair value gap penetrated.

No,

I've lost all my profits. £2 down now. We're hitting the 21-day moving average. We're tanking.

Beyond meets backup.

Gold or ripping?

You jump from one distraction to another.

Oh yeah, how about a jump from your anus to your How about that?

Why is

it not tanking?

Why does it always rip when it tanks? Every fucking time.

It can't even tank for more than 5 minutes.

Okay, I'm going long. Fuck you, if you're not gonna tank. I'm long.

I bet it tanks now.

It rips when I long, sure, and it tanks when I long.

I'm short here and I'm long there.

Oh,

now it's tanking when I put in a long there, you stupid bitch.

Beyond Meat ripping.

But now it's gonna ping pong in here, isn't it?

Halted again. Damn, it must be ripping hard then.

Take profit there, £1.70.

It's ripping. I'm up 40 pence.

Whoa.

I'm up £1.

Hit my take profit, 175.

Oh God,

ripping.

Come on, take profit.

My short's down £4. No.

Come on, move.

What happened?

Beyond mate.

Who are those wicks?

No tanking.

No,

my £1 gain.

My thesis is it go up and then it go down and then it go up.

Disagree or agree?

No, I'm out. I think that was a loss.

It's tanking.

Yeah, I put £20 in at $7.

I'm down £2.95, 14%.

We going down.

You're afraid of making more than $2 per trade. Yeah, because the stupid market doesn't do anything. Look at the fucking thing. It's just a flat line because it's waiting for stupid CPI Friday.

It's not going up or down. It's going in a stupid fucking flat line. Pissing me off. All it ever does is you're up £1, you're down £1, you're up £1, you're down £1, you're up £1. Fuck off, fucking market.

Look, it doesn't do anything.

Yeah,

I'm going long.

All in long, 30 units.

My take profit equal highs, £8.

I'll put a stop loss.

My stop loss there, £3.

Oh, fuck.

Wait, what's that?

Oh,

I'm up

6 pence, 18 pence,

50. I'm up £1.40.

Rip it!

Up £1.50. Whoa,

I'm up £1.80!

Up £2.

Up £3.

Just need to get past this bit and then we're flying.

Come on,

smash it!

Where's my volume indicator?

Ripping.

Build Me tanking $5.

Come on, equal highs.

Oh God, I just feel like it's not worth trying to bet on it getting past supply and demand zones. Like, you might as well just put this take profit at the demand zone. Cuz it spends all fucking day at that place.

I might as well just put the take profit there.

Takes freaking ages.

Just ignore it.

Yeah. Yes, huge! I'm up.

£4.50. Wow, I'm up £5.

Keep going. What are you doing? Oh, you stupid fuck.

Well, beyond me tanking,

I'm up £4.

I move my stop loss to—

oh no,

oh no,

no,

no,

no! I lost my £4. What are you doing?

I want to put the stop loss at break even so I don't lose anything.

Oh God,

it's making another little mountain. Oh, for fuck's sake.

See, you'll be right and then you'll be wrong.

Oh, now I lost all the profits. Oh, for fuck's sake.

What? Why did it stop there?

Because of this stupid little supply zone.

Oh, now I'm down a pound.

Oh, it's all your fault. I should have taken the £5.

Yes, what about that?

Oh, now I lost all of it.

Should have taken the £5.

Oh my God,

move my stop loss. £5 stop loss.

I can't believe that.

Well, if it rips, I'm going to take profit as soon as it goes green here.

Looks weak.

I'm taking profit as soon as it goes green.

Don't trust this long.

I'm out. £1 profit.

£1. I made £3 today. Not bad. So far I made £3.66.

I've got another long here.

Oh, hey Andy, long time no see.

He's probably gonna rip now. Now I took my profit.

All in again.

I'm long.

Take profit up there, £3.

Oh God, I'm tanking. I'm down 4 pounds.

There's no stop loss.

I can't believe the whole week is just gonna be like this until Friday.

A whole week of nothing.

Look at this,

it's just a flat line since—

since when? October 20th, that was 2 days ago.

I hate it when it barks Simpsons like that. Boring.

I'm down £5 on my long. Damn it.

It's not doing anything.

Might

as well play Battlefield.

Am I worried about the vape damaging your lungs? Oh, come on. Surely just a little vape won't do that much damage. That's like saying, aren't you worried smoking one pack of cigarettes is going to give you lung cancer?

It's not like I'm going to keep doing it for years and years.

This one's nearly finished.

You smoke it nonstop. Yeah, but what's the difference between smoking one cigarette over a year or smoking one cigarette in a day?

Like, what's the difference between having bacon every day because you bought a packet of bacon or only having one slice a month? You're still eating the same amount, just at a slower rate.

What he's saying makes no sense. Yeah, it does. You're just stupid, so you don't get it.

So if I buy one pack of bacon and I eat the whole pack in one day, that's bad. But if I buy one pack of bacon and I eat the whole pack over a month, that's not bad? I still ate the same amount of bacon.

Yeah, well, I don't expect you to get it.

I'm going short 10 units,

take profit £3.

I can't lose now.

Well, Beyond Meat ripping, $6.73.

I have scattered the entire chart with longs and shorts.

I have basically carpet bombed a field with mines. There's no way you can get through it without triggering some of my take profits. It'll be like boom, take profit, boom, take profit. Can't lose.

I'm up 62 pence. I'm up £1.

Take profit. £1 is mine.

I just made another pound.

Oh look, it's Mr. Meow Meow outside.

I'll go short again here, 10 units.

My take profit there, 70 pence.

Rinse and repeat.

Whoa,

take profit! Come on,

come on!

Come on,

come on. Yeah, 70 pence! Fuck you! Haha, I just paid 70 pence.

Whoa, we're tanking.

Oh shit, I'm down £9 on that one. It's okay because I haven't sold it.

These suckers losing the money to me.

I'm just rinsing them.

I got short again.

I put my take profit here. Don't want to be greedy. 30 pence.

Oh, 30 pence!

Whoa!

Ah,

whoa, whoa,

whoa!

30 pence.

Yeah, 40 pence profit. Wow, it's tanking. Where's it gone? Holy shit. Whoa.

Go long.

I'm long there.

I'm up 16 pence.

Up 26 pence.

Put my take profit there.

26 pence.

Oh, nearly triggered. Oh, 26 pence! I just made another 26 pence.

It's ripping.

I'm long again.

Take profit there, 50 pence.

Beyond Meat, why is this ripped to 6.70?

It's so ripping.

Come on, rip! I'm on 50 pence.

Oh!

Oh,

50 pence.

20 pence.

20 pence. Come on. Yeah, yeah. You, 28 pence. I just got another 28 pence.

Damn, I made so much today. Let me add it up.

I made 28 pence plus 26 pence plus 41 pence plus 72 pence plus 76 pence plus £1.04 plus,

uh, £2.66. I made £6.

£6 profit so far.

And then it go down.

And then it go up. And then it go down.

The long is down $6. Uh, not yet, but I haven't closed it, so it doesn't count.

Might go short here. Okay, short 0.10 units.

I'm short.

I'm up 26 pence.

58 pence, come on.

Oh, 61 pence! Add it to the calculator.

I made £6.74 now.

Damn, it's easy money.

I'm not losing money because it's still open.

I don't close the trade unless it's green. That's why

I got this short all the way down here saying—

where's that? I got a short here for £370 minus. Yeah, well, as long as I don't close it, it doesn't count as a loss.

That's how the rich stay rich.

Okay, I only close when it's green. I'm going short again.

Take profit there.

Come on, 29 pence!

Whoa!

Oh,

I put my stop loss there. What? Wait, whoa!

30 pence just triggered.

I think this is 0.3. I guess it's 30 pence. Tank in. Add 30 pence to my profits. I made £7 today. Go short again.

Take profit there.

What do you mean negative? I'm at 771.

Tanking. Come on, 20 pence.

Oh,

oh, oh, where you going? Come back! No, no!

Yeah, yeah, come back! Okay, I'll take 13 pence if you agree to come back.

Oh,

14 pence! That's my profits. I'm up £7.18 today.

Whoa, Beyond Meat hit $7!

I'm still down though. I'm still down 10%.

What's happening? Whoa, it's tanking! Go short,

take profit

maybe there. Damn, market's tanking today.

Take profit. Come on, 79 pence. Oh, 84 pence. Take profit.

I made £8 today.

Oh damn, tanking. Go short again.

I put my take profit there. Give me that 30 pence.

Oh, come back.

Oh, 32 pence.

Ah, oh, come on, push.

Come on, it touched it!

What?

What? It touched it!

Come on!

Come on.

Hello?

Maybe go along.

No, no,

go long. I'm long.

Wait, what's that?

Uh, take profit there. Whoa, 37 pence just triggered.

0.37. Wait, what's that?

I don't know what that is. Is that a long or— oh, that's a short.

Tankin', tankin'. Come on, get this one, get it. Yeah, no, come on. Yeah. Oh, 28 pence. Uh, that's my profits. I made £8.66. Whoa, tanking! Uh, £2.76 incoming.

Come on, give me the big fat £2.

I want to go short again.

No, don't tank yet. Bounce a little bit.

Bounce a little bit. Ah, it triggered! £3.14.

I made £11. Whoa, whoa, did you see that?

Oh shit, my long is down £10 now. No, it's down £18. Oh crap. And then we got another short here.

Damn, we're free falling.

Although it might bounce here.

It might bounce there.

We're still tanking.

Tanken.

Wow.

Oh God, look at all my longs. I'm down 40, 28, 11, and 20. How much is that?

Yeah, it's fine, it'll bounce back up anyway. Always does.

It's tanking.

Still tanking. Whoa, it's going for my £2.50.

Whoa, holy shit. No, don't take profit there.

Is it gonna bounce here?

I mean, it could drop all the way back down there, then my longs be fucked.

We're still tanking.

I don't really want this short triggered out if it keeps tanking. Then we're bouncing.

Go long. I'll go along there.

Take profit there, maybe.

I've got way too many longs now.

Oh shit. Oh shit,

I gotta put a stop loss on this one. I've got too many longs.

I can afford to lose £1. Ah, 113, I lost minus.

Damn, it's really tanking today.

Damn, it's going for my take profit. Oh no, you don't. If you're gonna keep tanking, I need my shorts open.

Like, it could—

I've got too many longs. My overlongage is dragging my portfolio account down.

Beyond Meat ripping. Wow, Beyond Meat at 7:30.

Whoa, Bitmain tanking. Back to $48.

Oh God, I opened so many longs. I'm down like £100 on the longs.

I'm up £5 on that short.

All the longs are down.

Might bounce here, go long. I'll do a mini long here, but I need a stop loss.

Okay, that's the bottom, I'm telling you.

That is definitely— I'm up 22 pence.

Come on, rip!

Oh no.

Yes, yes, rip, rip it!

You move stop loss up.

I'm up 80 pence on my long. I told you that's the bottom.

I'm up 86. Keep moving the stop loss up. I'm not losing this.

Oh, it's 79 pence triggered.

I made £11.47.

Engulfing candle. If it engulfs this one, I'm going all in longage,

uh, 0.05 units. Is it engulfed? Yeah, go.

I put stop loss, 83p stop loss, just in case,

just in case it's not the bottom. Come on, rip!

I put my take profit there.

I made £11.47 so far doing this.

Come on, rip it!

No, no.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I wish it did this all day long. How long is it going to do this? This is crazy price action.

Why can't I just do this all day?

Come on.

No, no, no, no, no. Ah, 85 pence lost. Minus.

I think that's not the bottom then. Okay,

fuck. You were featured in Go Herping video. What? How?

Go long again.

Go long again. I'm in long.

Stop loss at 28 pence.

Take profit 20 pence.

Whoa, 21 pence! It just ripped.

I made £10.83.

Yeah, that could be the bottom. Go long again.

I'll keep going long until it's actually the bottom.

Alex got banned from Turo. Really? Why?

Welcome to the banned club.

I hope he doesn't get banned from Amazon Flex because that really sucks. Whoa. Whoa,

his viewers.

Yeah, fucking viewers are stupid. You can't share anything like this because they try and ruin it for you. That's what I've learned.

At least I can't get banned from

trading. Beyond Meat, $6.80.

Is this the bottom?

I made £10.80.

High-frequency trading. Not for the faint-hearted.

Oh, come on, don't tank.

Come on, hold,

hold. No. Yes, yes.

Imagine thinking you got to pay fees for CFDs. How dumb.

Oh God, it's not looking good.

Oh God, no, no.

No, no, go short 0.13 units.

If it takes out my stop loss, then at least I'm short.

Oh, it's looking bad.

It's Looking like a dead cat. Oh, £1.80 stop loss triggered. Minus £1.80. I only made 9. Oh, now it's ripping. Fuck you.

Let's take profit there.

No, don't rip there. Don't Don't you dare.

I'm going long then. You can't beat me.

Oh, whoa,

up 21 pence! Whoa, my God,

23 pence triggered!

I made £9.98 now. Go along again.

That's the bottom.

Bitmain tanking.

Uh, what are we doing? So that's a long.

Oh hey, Summer, what's up?

Is it tanking?

If it is going to tank there, I don't want to take profit until it goes down. Oh, oh, oh, this looking bad for the longs.

I put a stop loss here just in case.

I don't know.

Oh shit, we're tanking. Okay, we're tanking.

We're not at the bottom.

I thought that would have been— I think bottom might be there.

Okay, I've got 2 shorts here.

More shorts, 0.10 units.

I need these shorts to offset my longs.

Damn, look at it go.

Oh no,

imagine all these get triggered. That'd be £20.

Damn, it's been nearly an hour and the market's still going crazy.

Push.

What's BYD? Whoa,

come on, £1.70.

I did buy Beyond Meat. I've got £20 in it. I'm down, uh, 9%.

Oh shit, it's ripping.

Oh no, it's not. Come on, no,

come on,

go like—

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. £1.76 triggered.

Oh, next one's gonna get triggered. £4.50.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, go, go, go! £4.50, give me!

Oh,

come on, no. Come on, you're touching it. Go! Yeah! No,

no,

do not bounce here. No,

no, you fucking bitch.

No, how did it not trigger? It touched it.

Oh, you are joking.

Yeah, come back.

I made £11.74 today.

Technical analysis, uh, I feel like it doesn't work. So I just YOLO. Come on, get the green! Oh no.

Do you think that's the bottom?

I'm going long.

Oh, oh, oh, up 20 pence! It's a ripping!

It's a tanking.

It's a ripping.

It's a ripping.

It's a ripping.

Take profit where? No,

I think that was the bottom.

It's the ripping!

Whoa,

we ripping now,

we rip it. I don't know what is what. What is that?

Oh, that, that's a short, isn't it?

That's up 18, that's

up 60.

Take profit there.

Beyond Meat at $680.

Did Trump tweet or something? Why is the market going crazy? Finally some action though.

Come on. Whoa, 82 pence triggered.

Add that to my profits. I made £12.56.

That's a short, isn't it?

Uh, still got this long at 45 pence.

That might be the bottom.

This short got wrecked.

Down £3. Uh, so close to taking that profit. Look, it actually touched the £4.

I still got these— this short, that short, and that short unresolved.

And then I got all these longs trapped up there holding their breath for a V-shaped recovery.

Tanken.

We gonna rip in?

It might go, eh, eh.

Wow, that was crazy action.

It

seems like it's slowing down a bit now.

Damn, gold's tanking.

No, I never use the slow cooker.

I made £12.56 from all that ripping and tanking.

Is it dead cat bounce or the bottom?

Dopamine fried.

I've already done a £1 video. It flopped just like everything does.

We are ripping, ripping, ripping.

Ripping. I'm up £1 on my long.

Take profit there.

God, I wish that short triggered the take profit.

Damn, that's a big bounce.

After all that, my account balance is still the same.

Wasn't it 788 yesterday? Yeah, but then I went a lot of longs and the market tanked.

I want to go short here. 21 moving day.

Ripping.

Yeah, well, I get pissed off when I enter a trade and as soon as I enter it, it goes the other way.

Beyond Meat, $670. Gold nearly back below $4K. Bitmain bouncing a little bit but looking weak. I

want peanut Reese's.

Ah, we ripping.

Ah, it's chocolate everywhere.

What do you mean, since when have I had a sweet tooth? I've always had Kit Kats.

We go short.

I'm short.

I'll put stop loss there,

take profit— oh, I got triggered. Minus 71 pence.

Damn it.

Put my take profit for the long there.

It's going to struggle on this bit.

When have I liked sweet things? Since I was born. Who doesn't like sweet things? Come on, take profit.

Yeah.

I heard 10 positions open.

That was the sound of Reese's peanut butter in my mouth.

Go short here,

and I put take profit there.

Uh, stop loss.

Let— no, I don't have Marks& Spencer's nearby.

Damn, the time goes so quick when I'm doing this. It's already 4 o'clock.

Come on, tank!

Oh, rip.

Thank

you.

Oh, Beyond Meat tanked back down to $5.92.

They froze it, I don't think. Oh, oh yeah, they did. Oh, it's been boring again.

Damn, that was crazy.

I've got 11 positions open.

Hmm, where's that long? It's at £1.80. I might put a stop loss there.

Lock in the £1.58.

I smell a dead cat bounce.

It's raining.

We're still ripping.

Struggling here.

Build, build, build down more.

God, beyond me. Tanking.

I

think we're tanking.

Whoa, tanking.

Whoa, £1.50 just triggered.

£1.58. What was that? £1.53 and then 58 pence.

I made £14 today.

What's that, a short?

2 positions just got wiped out.

I like thinking of each position as like a little platoon of army men, and they just got blown the fuck out of the battlefield.

Longs are down.

16 plus 9 plus 24 plus 35, it's about 70 or 80.

Trend looks pretty bearish, doesn't it? Look, lower, lower, lower. A lot. I might go short more,

more shorts.

Put my stop loss there. £1,

£2. Well, what was that? 22 pence up. Oh, I'm up 33 pence.

Put my take profit there, £1 profit.

I'm up 40 pence.

Put my stop loss, um, bring it down a bit.

We tanking, we're tanking.

Here we go.

We tanking.

Give me that £1,

come on.

£1.12.

I made £14 today, actually.

Thank, thank you. Oh, thank you,

thank you. Oh.

Tanken,

tanken, tanken, tanken, tanken, tanken. No, tanken. Yay, £1.27.

I made £15.20 today.

That's the tanking. What's that? Oh, that's a short.

I made £15.

Selling pressure's wild today.

Well, I've got 2 shorts here.