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[2019-07-07] STOP MESSAGING MY WIFE [t3xYwFLuzmQ]

2019-07-07 · 13 min

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  1. Hey, so I didn't really want to make this

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  2. video because I don't like this guy, and I

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  3. know that by talking about him, making a

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  4. video about him, it's just going to bring

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  5. attention to him and has a small YouTube

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  6. channel and he would probably celebrate if

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  7. he started gaining subs because of me,

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  8. and I didn't really want to give him subs.

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  9. I didn't want to help him grow his

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  10. channel, but he's been nipping away at my

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  11. ankles for such a long time. I feel like I

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  12. just can't ignore him anymore and I have

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  13. to put my foot down and tell him what's

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  14. what in this video. So the history between

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  15. me and Kanaeito all began in January of

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  16. this year when I made a video about a

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  17. Japanese woman called Tomoko. And if you

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  18. don't know who Tomoko is, basically she

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  19. was this Japanese woman who catfished me

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  20. and tricked me. She pretended to be this

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  21. 27-year-old cute Japanese girl, and then I

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  22. came to Japan in 2017 to meet her, and it

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  23. turned out she was actually this old woman

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  24. who was married. And Tomoko wasn't very

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  25. happy about the fact that I just reminded

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  26. everyone that she's not a very nice

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  27. person, and as revenge, she gave

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  28. permission to Kanaeito, who's actually her

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  29. friend in real life, She gave him

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  30. permission to leak screenshots that me and

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  31. Tomoko were sending each other last year,

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  32. and he made a video, got around 10k views,

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  33. where he called me a liar, a cheat, and a

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  34. coward. And I still find it kind of ironic

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  35. that he was calling me out for being a

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  36. liar, a cheater, and a coward when he's

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  37. defending Tomoko, who's also a liar, a

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  38. cheater, and a coward. Anyway, he made

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  39. this video leaking the screenshots between

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  40. me and Tomoko that we were sending each

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  41. other last year. Got me into a lot of

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  42. trouble with my wife. Me and my wife had a

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  43. massive argument. Thank you very much,

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  44. Kanaeito. Hope you're proud of yourself.

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  45. Hope you're proud about the fact that you

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  46. nearly caused a married couple to split

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  47. up. But around that time, unfortunately,

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  48. my dad got ill and the whole situation

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  49. kind of got swept under the carpet and we

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  50. didn't split up. Now that things have

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  51. settled down a little bit, I think it's

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  52. time to give Kanaeito a little taste of

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  53. his own medicine. And leak the screenshots

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  54. of the private messages that he's been

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  55. sending to my wife behind my back. Yeah,

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  56. he's been sending messages to my wife like

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  57. a little weasel when I've said countless

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  58. times over and over that I don't want

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  59. people sending messages to my wife behind

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  60. my back. She doesn't want people sending

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  61. her messages either. That's why she set

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  62. her Facebook page to private, not public.

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  63. She doesn't want to get messages from

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  64. weirdos on the internet, but there's some

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  65. weirdos who have found a way to find

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  66. private Facebook pages and accounts, and

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  67. somehow Kanaeito got his hands on my

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  68. wife's Facebook page and he started

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  69. sending her messages like a sad little

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  70. So those were the messages he was sending

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  71. to my wife. I know it's all in Japanese

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  72. and I'm too lazy to translate everything

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  73. word for word. His Japanese isn't very

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  74. good and there's a grammatical error in

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  75. pretty much every single sentence. Even my

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  76. wife said she found it a little bit tricky

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  77. to understand what he was saying. If

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  78. you're going to message my wife, just

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  79. message her in English. She understands

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  80. English. You don't have to message her in

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  81. Japanese. Also, don't be surprised when I

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  82. find out about it because obviously she's

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  83. going to tell me about it and she's going

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  84. to show me the messages. Don't think you

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  85. can send messages to my wife secretly

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  86. without me finding out about it. I will

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  87. find out about it. And if you don't

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  88. understand Japanese well, you can just ask

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  89. your Japanese friend what the message

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  90. said. I don't really have the time to sit

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  91. there translating every single message

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  92. word for word. And I know this might

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  93. surprise a lot of people, but I actually

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  94. do have a life outside of YouTube and I

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  95. have other things I'd be rather be doing

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  96. than sitting there translating his

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  97. terrible Japanese. So basically what

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  98. he was saying was he was trying to get

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  99. dirt on me by asking my wife things like,

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  100. is she okay with me making videos about

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  101. our personal life, about her personal

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  102. life? Do I make stuff up? Do I lie in my

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  103. videos or in my streams? And he was just

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  104. trying to find negative things find out

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  105. negative things about me and see if she

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  106. had anything juicy to talk about. I guess

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  107. his plan backfired because my wife didn't

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  108. tell him anything juicy or incriminating

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  109. or anything that makes me look bad. So,

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  110. and I don't really think that's very

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  111. surprising. I mean, come on, she's my

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  112. wife. She's not going to say anything bad

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  113. about me. She's not going to give people

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  114. ammunition so that they can make me— so

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  115. they can ruin my reputation. She's on my

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  116. side. So as you can imagine, this is all

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  117. pretty funny for me. And I was doing a

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  118. livestream sometime around last week, and

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  119. I was talking about it because I talk

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  120. about things that happen in my life. If I,

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  121. if I find it interesting, I'll just talk

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  122. about it on a livestream. And there are

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  123. these very, very sad, pathetic people who

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  124. sit there for hours and hours and hours

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  125. watching my livestreams who don't like me,

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  126. and they hate me, and they only watch my

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  127. livestream so that they can so they can

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  128. clip and record things that I say that

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  129. could be used against me. So this sad

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  130. person, I don't know who it is, was

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  131. watching my livestream and he was watching

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  132. the bit when I started talking about

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  133. Konaito and he recorded it and sent it to

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  134. Konaito because I know Konaito doesn't

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  135. watch my livestreams. As, as much as I

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  136. don't like him, as much as I dislike the

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  137. guy, he's not as sad as some of these

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  138. losers who sit there for hours and hours

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  139. watching my content when they don't like

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  140. it or they don't like me. Have to give him

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  141. credit there. Anyway, there's these sad

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  142. hater people who, who do do that, who

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  143. record clips and tip him off when I'm

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  144. talking about him. So he found out about

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  145. it and he wasn't very happy, and he sent

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  146. another message to my wife, this time in

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  147. So he says, if you can't understand my

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  148. Japanese, I'll say it in English. Yeah,

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  149. that'll be very helpful. Why? Why say it

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  150. in Japanese when you're not very good at

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  151. it and me and my wife, we both understand

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  152. English? I wasn't going to make a video

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  153. about our messages and Danny hasn't even

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  154. watched my second one on him. I actually

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  155. have watched the second video you made on

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  156. me, it just wasn't very interesting. I

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  157. generally wanted to know if your wife was

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  158. alright with you spitting your shit all

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  159. over YouTube. Obviously she's okay with it

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  160. if I'm doing it. If I'm uploading videos

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  161. about her and we're having massive

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  162. arguments about it every time, then we

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  163. wouldn't still be together. Obviously I

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  164. talk to her about the videos I'm making

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  165. before I upload them, and I make sure

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  166. she's okay with me uploading them. I've

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  167. explained this so many times before.

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  168. And then he says, are you going to message

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  169. me yourself? Because I'm not playing piggy

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  170. in the middle with your wife. You're the

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  171. one who's messaging my wife in the first

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  172. place. You could have messaged me. You

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  173. know my Instagram, you know my Twitter,

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  174. you know my emails, because My emails are

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  175. on my about page, on my YouTube about

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  176. page. I'm not going to message you because

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  177. I can't be bothered and I've got nothing

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  178. to say to you. I spoke to him before on

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  179. Twitter in the DMs and it was just a

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  180. complete waste of time. It was like

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  181. talking to a brick wall. He has no brains.

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  182. All he kept doing, he kept trying to fight

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  183. me. He kept trying to get me to meet up

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  184. with him so we could do a boxing match.

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  185. The guy just resorts to violence as soon

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  186. as he can instead of you know, trying to

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  187. use words like a civilized person. I have

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  188. absolutely no interest in fighting him.

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  189. It wouldn't be difficult for him at all to

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  190. beat me up. I mean, look at my arms. Do

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  191. you think I could beat anyone up with

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  192. these— with these guns? No, I've never

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  193. fought anyone in my life. I have zero

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  194. fighting experience, whereas he has done

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  195. some kind of fighting. I don't know,

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  196. boxing or MMA. I think that's what he

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  197. said. Also, he weighs twice the amount I

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  198. weigh. I weigh about 45 kg. I think he

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  199. weighs about 90 kg. Why would I want to

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  200. fight someone who is twice as big as me

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  201. and has fighting experience? I have

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  202. absolutely no interest in beating him up.

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  203. Even if I could beat him up, I still

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  204. wouldn't really be interested in fighting

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  205. him because I'm just not a very violent

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  206. person. The ability to beat someone up

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  207. doesn't really interest me. So in

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  208. conclusion, I guess my final message to

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  209. Kanaeito would be, stop messaging my wife.

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  210. Stop being a loser. Stop lurking in my

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  211. livestreams trying to get a reaction or a

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  212. response out of me. So here's my reaction

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  213. to you. Well done, congratulations, you

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  214. managed to get me to make a video on you.

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  215. Stop making videos about me. It's just

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  216. kind of sad that the only way you can get

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  217. views is by putting my name into the title

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  218. of your videos. Otherwise, your videos

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  219. only manage to get about 100 to 200 views.

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  220. And, um, I don't know, maybe it's time to

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  221. hit the books instead of the gym and start

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  222. brushing up on your Japanese skills,

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  223. because at your current level you wouldn't

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  224. even pass level 3 of the JLPT.

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  225. And, um, I passed level 2, so I think I

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  226. know what I'm talking about when it comes

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  227. to Japanese language ability.

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  228. Uh, hello and

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  229. welcome back to my YouTube channel.

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  230. Fuck off!

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  231. Japanese cooking.

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  232. Radish noodles.

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  233. Move your hand.

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  234. Move your hand. Can't see.

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  235. Ah,途中だよ. Looks very pretty.

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  236. Just like your mama.

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  237. またそれ。 Cold

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  238. noodles. Weird. Not weird.

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  239. Very weird. And it's good. Raw radish that

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  240. I grated. It's raw, that radish.

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  241. Ah, yes.

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  242. She's squeezing the radish

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  243. like a sponge.

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  244. Are you still little? Like a sponge.

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  245. Like a dirty rag. I made it cleaner.

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  246. Ice. Weird. I don't

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  247. need ice.

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  248. Pouring on

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  249. tea.

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  250. Ice.

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  251. Yeah. I don't

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  252. need ice.

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  253. Japanese ice noodles.

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  254. Better be good. Looks kind of weird,

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  255. but I'm hungry.

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  256. Oh, clumsy.

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