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my ex wife is SO ANNOYING

2022-12-01 · 12 min

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  1. 1:28

    Testing.

    Segment details1:28–1:29 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_0
  2. 1:54

    Ah, stupid computer.

    Segment details1:54–1:56 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_1
  3. 2:02

    My computer's gone all laggy. Hold on.

    Segment details2:02–2:05 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_2
  4. 2:08

    You were mentioned by David Bond today.

    Segment details2:08–2:10 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_3
  5. 2:11

    What did he say?

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  6. 2:17

    Is it because I'm in Thailand?

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  7. 2:22

    Oh my God, I can't— my mouse cursor is

    Segment details2:22–2:25 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_6
  8. 2:25

    like chopping everywhere and

    Segment details2:25–2:31 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_7
  9. 2:31

    I can't open the Razer Synapse thing which

    Segment details2:31–2:35 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_8
  10. 2:36

    allows you to boost the CPU and stuff. I

    Segment details2:36–2:38 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_9
  11. 2:38

    click on the icon, nothing's happening.

    Segment details2:38–2:40 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_10
  12. 2:43

    I swear this laptop is dying, maybe

    Segment details2:43–2:45 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_11
  13. 2:46

    because of all the non-stop gaming and

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  14. 2:56

    What do you think the lifespan of a laptop

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    is if you game and stream pretty much all

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  16. 3:02

    day, every day.

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    He just stated why people keep asking him

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  18. 3:11

    about you two meeting again. I doubt he

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    would want to meet again. I'm probably

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    pretty boring to hang out with because I

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    don't want to talk to girls. I don't want

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    to do pickup. I don't talk much.

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    I don't really blame anyone if they don't

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    want to hang out again. I don't even know

    Segment details3:31–3:33 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_23
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    why George wanted to hang out a second

    Segment details3:34–3:35 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_24
  26. 3:41

    I can't open the stupid Razer Synapse

    Segment details3:41–3:43 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_25
  27. 3:44

    thing. Hold on.

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  28. 3:56

    Something is using a lot of CPU. I don't

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    know what it is. Driver update.

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    Driver updater 32-bit. I wish I never

    Segment details4:04–4:07 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_29
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    installed that program.

    Segment details4:07–4:08 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_30
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    It says it's open. Razer Synapse Service,

    Segment details4:28–4:30 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_31
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    32-bit. Why is it 32-bit? It should be

    Segment details4:31–4:34 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_32
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    64-bit. Daniel's looking nice

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    with the beard. Yeah, my— for some reason

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    my beard grows really quickly now. I don't

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    shave for just one day and And then it all

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    grows back. And I'm sure I've got

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    more chin hair now than I used to,

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    because when I was in my early 20s, I only

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    had like a little patch that I used to

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    pluck out, and then it just started

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    getting bigger and bigger, and now it's,

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    it's this much now all over my chin. I

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    feel like as I get older, it's gonna get

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    wider, the amount of hair I get.

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    And I got more mustache now. It's like

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    someone drew a black crayon on my upper

    Segment details5:20–5:23 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_47
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    lip. My girlfriend likes it. She tells me

    Segment details5:23–5:26 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_48
  50. 5:26

    not to shave. She says it looks

    Segment details5:26–5:28 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_49
  51. 5:28

    interesting. Also, I'm getting really

    Segment details5:28–5:31 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_50
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    lazy. I haven't even cut my hair. I just

    Segment details5:31–5:34 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_51
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    let it grow. I'm like that meme of a

    Segment details5:34–5:38 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_52
  54. 5:39

    video game addict who neglects his body.

    Segment details5:39–5:41 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_53
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    I don't know what's happening to my

    Segment details5:43–5:44 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_54
  56. 5:44

    computer. Everything's really slow because

    Segment details5:44–5:49 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_55
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    I can't boost the CPU because I can't open

    Segment details5:49–5:52 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_56
  58. 5:52

    the program that boosts it. What a load of

    Segment details5:52–5:54 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_57
  59. 5:54

    rubbish. I might have to restart

    Segment details5:54–5:57 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_58
  60. 5:58

    my computer.

    Segment details5:58–5:58 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_59
  61. 6:16

    It's not opening. Um,

    Segment details6:16–6:18 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_60
  62. 6:18

    it's so irritating.

    Segment details6:18–6:22 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_61
  63. 6:22

    I'm clicking on the stupid icon, nothing

    Segment details6:22–6:24 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_62
  64. 6:24

    opens.

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  65. 6:37

    Does this place have an AC? Yeah, but I

    Segment details6:37–6:40 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_64
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    don't like it because it makes it too

    Segment details6:40–6:41 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_65
  67. 6:42

    cold. It's not a tank top,

    Segment details6:42–6:45 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_66
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    it's just my shirt. I haven't put it on

    Segment details6:45–6:47 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_67
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    properly yet because I'm in a rush to

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  70. 6:51

    start streaming. I lost a whole day

    Segment details6:51–6:53 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_69
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    yesterday because of stupid Girlfriend

    Segment details6:53–6:54 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_70
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    took another day off.

    Segment details6:55–6:55 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_71
  73. 7:00

    Okay, now it's open. Oh my God, it took

    Segment details7:00–7:02 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_72
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    like five minutes to open it.

    Segment details7:03–7:04 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_73
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    What is this? Why is it so slow?

    Segment details7:11–7:13 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_74
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    My, my mouse is not moving properly. It's

    Segment details7:25–7:28 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_75
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    like skipping all over the screen.

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    Did I realize Warzone is free? It's not

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    free. What do you mean? You have to buy

    Segment details7:47–7:49 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_78
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    the new Modern Warfare 2 to be able to

    Segment details7:49–7:52 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_79
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    play it. How do you play Warzone 2 for

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    free? You got to pay £60

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    to get Warfare 2, which is how you play

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    Warzone 2.

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    It's still weird, my mouse is still

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    chopping all over the place.

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    I think my computer's just Really slow

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    starting up.

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    I want to upload— I want to publicize,

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    publicize my new video on YouTube so I

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    can— How long you gonna stream today,

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  92. 8:28

    Daniel?

    Segment details8:28–8:29 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_91
  93. 8:35

    Hold on, I didn't change the speaker. Is

    Segment details8:35–8:37 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_92
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    my voice not echoing? Because it was

    Segment details8:37–8:39 · rev_120eae5a1ed0a706b4564306a5170f76_93
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    echoing last time.

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    Oops. Oh, thanks, Vishi.

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    I'm gonna stream all day today. I was

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    supposed to stream yesterday, but my

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    girlfriend didn't go to work again. How

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    many days off does she take? Jesus.

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    I think I need to restart my computer. I

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    can't move my mouse at all. It's just

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    jerking all over the screen.

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    Oh my God, I can't. Okay,

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    give me 5 minutes. I'm gonna restart my

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    whole laptop because I don't know why my

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    mouse is— maybe if I turn my mouse on and

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    off. That's my last attempt.

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    There's no reason for the mouse to move

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    I'm gonna restart.

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    I can't even move my mouse over to where

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    the— oh, oh, it's fine for a second,

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    then it went back to being weird again.

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    Okay, let me restart it.

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