stream test in new plac ein scotland

Testing,

testing.

Oh no, it lost me.

Look how much space I've got. I can run

around like a, like a free dog.

Too fast for the tiny OBS bot. Can't keep

up with me.

Too fast.

Okay, so it seems like Wi-Fi connection is

pretty strong here. I don't need to leave

the MacBook. By the door, and I

can actually bring the camera with me

because I've got quite a long cable,

vlog style. But I'm not

sure if I want to do that. And maybe I

could do it like this if I want to vlog

stuff, if I want to do a point of view

mode. I could do that.

Wow, pretty good. I was worried that the

Wi-Fi wouldn't be good for streaming

because I kept losing connection unless I

stood by the door, but it seems pretty

strong here. I've just got to keep the

laptop here and then I could plug in the

microphone. So if I don't

want to stand here the whole stream— so

I've untangled this bloody thing every

time. How does it keep tangling itself

back up?

Very pleased with this.

Ah, finally something goes well.

How long would I stay in Scotland?

Depends what happens. Can I find

a girlfriend? If not, I will leave.

Probably won't at this rate.

Nobody wants to be my girlfriend. I think

I'll just go back home.

I'll give Scotland until maybe

mid-February or end of February, then I'll

probably go back home in March. But

there's a few things I want to do here

first. I want to go stay in some fancy

hotels. I want to stay in like a

countryside cabin. I'm gonna stay in,

maybe go to Ben Nevis,

the mountain.

Oh God, I hate wires. Why do they keep

tangling up?

Okay, I need patience. The trick

is you've got to thread it through

like you're knitting. Get one end and

then you just keep— I don't have the

patience for this.

I hate it.

I hate it. Look at this.

It's been 6 months since the Twitch arc

started. Yeah, I kind of gave up Twitch

when I realized that the only person

donating was that one troll, and then when

he stopped donating, I didn't make any

money off Twitch. I made like $15 a

month from the ads.

Oh, thanks, Seisha.

Twitch is good for like impromptu streams

or testing stuff out,

sneak preview, sneak preview stuff.

The ad rates on Twitch are just terrible.

You could do streaming every day for a

whole month and then you only make $20.

Nearly got this untangled, then we can

test out the long-distance microphone.

Yes!

Why is

the light— properties,

um,

input, audio input,

add source,

external microphone.

It's gonna be echoing.

Testing, testing. Okay, how's that? So now

I can go anywhere in the room and

should be able to hear me.

Post on YouTube? No, I'm not gonna

announce this. This is just a test, make

sure everything works. So I don't want to

start streaming on YouTube and then I keep

getting all these problems.

No, I didn't really rent the place. I just

booked it on a hotel app.

Make sure everything works. Oh, what's

that buzzing sound? Why does that buzzing

sound happen sometimes?

Testing, testing. See if it's still

buzzing.

Oh, it's still buzzing. See if it's

still buzzing.

How do I fix it?

Oh, there's no sound at all.

Hmm.

I don't know how to fix this. It's kind of

random.

Hmm.

It's kind of random,

because when I did that livestream test in

the Manchester place, it was fine.

How about now?

Oh, I don't know how

I got rid of it last time. I didn't do

anything last time. It just went away on

its own.

Ben Nevis stream. I don't know if I could

go up Ben Nevis.

Apparently in the winter, in February,

there's snow and it's like Arctic

conditions and You need an axe and you

need metal spikes on your feet and it's

like blizzard and windy.

I wonder why it makes that buzzing sound.

No idea.

Testing. Maybe I

just won't use the plug-in mic and I'll

just use the built-in mic on the MacBook.

Testing. Maybe I just won't use the

plug-in mic and I'll just use

the built-in mic on the MacBook.

Okay, well, I guess I'll just have to

stand here to talk. I was hoping I

could talk and like walk around.

If I want to talk, I have to come back

here unless I can bring the laptop

over to the table. Maybe I

should have pretty good connection here.

Yeah,

my hair

is getting long, isn't it? I hate cutting

it because when I cut it, it— I always end

up cutting it too much and then takes a

while to get back to how I like it. And

then it only stays in the length that I

like it for about a week or 2 and then it

gets too long again.

The— can you hear the fan? There's like an

extractor fan. It's kind of annoying.

It turns itself on automatically when you

go into there.

Okay, so where should I sit down to

stream? Maybe I could sit here like that.

Did I go to a barber in Japan? No, I cut

it myself. Can you imagine me going to a

hairdresser's in Japan and having to speak

to someone? To get my hair cut

when I could just cut it myself.

Where should I stream?

Hmm, how about How

about here?

Could sit at the table, maybe.

This is funny.

Oh my god, the sound! What about it? When

I move the table like that.

God, that stupid extractor fan. When does

it shut off? Oh, it just did.

Okay, so I was trying to think. Where it's

streaming from.

Okay, let's try bringing onto the table.

So much stuff.

Kind of glad I got the AI webcam now.

It's pretty cool how it follows me around.

Oh, there's dried lube on my MacBook. I

used my MacBook to film my recent OnlyFans

videos and I got lube on it because I

was trying to move it around.

My MacBook's full of filth now.

You should see my last— my newest OnlyFans

video. I haven't uploaded it yet. I got

this suction dildo thing and I attached it

to the door in the last apartment and I

was like swinging the door backwards and

forwards. So I was getting fucked

by the door. Felt really good,

not gonna lie.

Okay.

The chat is annoying. Yeah, it said held a

message for sex-based terms. Lube.

Apparently the word lube is— you gotta

spell any vulgar words using numbers

or some other way. Because I had to

make it really strict because that idiot

kept trying to get me banned. I got 1-day

banned on Twitch just because I didn't

stop someone because they were like

spamming vulgar words in the chat and I

wasn't moderating it. And stupid Twitch

gave me a 1-day ban.

So I don't know how— I don't know what I'm

supposed to let through and not let

through. I think they were saying like the

N-word.

Twitch is way worse when it comes to

censorship— censoring— censorship—

censoring— than

YouTube is.

And people kept saying, oh, you're gonna

get banned on Twitch straight away, but I

never did. And the reasons why I got

suspended were not for things I said, it

was for stupid things people in the chat

were saying.

Oh, the connection's getting a bit— I

gotta keep the MacBook around this area.

Come to Glasgow. I might actually.

Because I matched 2 girls on Tinder and

they said they want to meet, but they both

live in Glasgow.

One's Asian, one's from Hong Kong. She's

pretty cute. I'm getting a lot of matches

here in Scotland and they're not like

covered in tattoos and fat. They're quite

good looking. When I was in Manchester,

all I matched with were like really fat,

covered in tattoos, single mum Blue

hair. The people seem— the girls in

Scotland seem a lot more normal.

Manchester was just like full of weirdos.

What's wrong with tattoos? If it's just

like a few, it's not too much of a

problem, but when they have like, like

covered in them, it's just really

unappealing.

They're interesting to look at. Yeah, but

I don't— I want to look at a naked woman.

The tattoos just kind of get in the way.

Tattoos don't make a naked woman look

The problem with the women who have

tattoos in England, they don't get cute

tattoos. Why don't they get like a little

butterfly or like a little flower? But

instead, the girls who are into tattoos in

this country, they get like massive

things. Massive big flaming

skull with burning skeleton on the— all

over their arm. It's just not appealing.

It doesn't look good. Yeah, it's cool

artwork and everything. But it's not

pretty.

No, I just don't really like tattoos.

Unfortunately, everyone loves them in

bloody England. They all think, oh,

tattoos, so cool and creative and

expressive. They just make

you look worse. I don't know of any

Example, when a tattoo makes someone look—

makes them look better. I hope the

Scottish girl doesn't have a tattoo

because I'd probably just upset her. No,

I asked her before, she said she doesn't

have tattoos. Now this is

what I love about Japan, the tattoo

culture just doesn't really exist unless

you're in the Yakuza or you're in like

some kind of niche subculture.

I remember Mila saying she was going to

get more tattoos, and I was like, what,

you're going to get more? And then she

said, yeah, I'm not done. What do you mean

you're not done? You've already got a

massive shark on your chest. Isn't that

enough already? She even said she

regretted getting the massive shark. That

massive shark was just So weird. Why would

you get a massive shark on your— I just

don't get it. What is the point of it?

Maybe if you're a man, it can make you

look more masculine and tough.

But I just don't see how it can make you

look more feminine unless it's

like— I don't know, just don't

really like it.

I don't understand the mentality of

wanting to get something permanently

tattooed onto your skin.

It looks messy, like I

want to wash it off.

Did you ever get like that annoying friend

at school who thought it was funny to

scribble with a pen on you? I had

this really annoying friend— friend? More

like fucking twat who pissed me off every

day. I had this annoying friend who would

sit next to me in every class we were

together in and And then it was like his

life mission to piss me off.

He would nudge my elbow when I was

writing, or he would get his pen and like

try and draw on me. God, I think the

reason why I hate people so much is

stemmed from that. People are so fucking

annoying. Get that fucking pen, stab him

in the fucking eye.

Or he'd like think it's funny if he poked

the pen on my face so I got ink on my

face. Then I'd go and wash it off in the

bath. Fucking hated school so much.

Go! I get triggered.

You should have punched him.

I did punch him. Punched him

in the face once and then he stopped. And

I punched him on the arm because he kept

like trying to jab me, saying, let's spar.

And somehow I was really accurate with my

punches. I managed to punch him in the

exact same place over and over on his arm.

So it must have been a bit painful.

Yeah, one time he was like being really

racist to me about Malaysia,

and I just snapped and I went backhand in

his lip and he shut up. He didn't even hit

me back. Just went

backhand in his stupid fucking face.

Sometimes violence is the answer.

That was the only time I ever hit someone

in the face. It wasn't like a punch, it

was like a backhand fist.

I was so shocked I did it. I was, I was in

shock that I actually did it. It felt

How is it that it still triggers you?

Because that stupid kid ruined my fucking

life at school. He made every day at

school like a living hell for me for like

4 years.

He was probably the sole reason why I

hated school so much.

But the teachers didn't really care

because it's not like he was doing

anything really bad. It's just like, oh,

it's just the prank bro kind of annoying

things like, oh, it's just a little bit of

pen, why are you getting upset, Daniel?

It's just like tiny little annoying things

on a daily basis that he would keep doing.

Why did he follow you around? Because he's

a stupid bully. See, he took pleasure from

annoying me.

Like, he had this demented look on his

face when he did this stuff. He would bite

his tongue Like he'd do this, like he'd

stick his tongue out and start biting it.

Like he was taking— he was getting so much

pleasure from pissing me off, he would

start biting. It was really weird,

chewing on his tongue in satisfaction.

No, he wasn't a friend. He was like

pretending to be my friend whilst he

tormented me every day.

I don't get the whole biting your tongue

thing. Does it feel good?

Like a rabid dog biting on its tongue.

Yeah, well, the sad thing is he's probably

got his life together more than I do, and

he's probably got a kid. And he's probably

happier than I am. But just shows you all

these fucking kids that were

bullies, they end up being successful in

life. Because basically you have to be a

bully to get anywhere in this world.

You've got to be able to like assert

dominance and shit over people and just

get your own way by pushing around other

people. And if you don't have that quality

in life, then you end up like a doormat.

That's why the most successful people in

the world, they were probably the bullies

in the school. They were probably bullies.

There's no justice.

Well, eventually he did make other

friends. In the last, the last year or 2

at school, he made other friends. He

actually kind of stopped coming to school

for a bit and he vanished and I was so

relieved. The last year of school for me

was so great because he, he stopped

coming. I think he dropped out. He started

like smoking and doing drugs or something.

But when he was gone, it was just— I

actually started to enjoy going to school.

It was like my whole life changed.

Oh well. And that is why I don't like ink

on skin, because it just reminds me of

Really annoying kids at school who thought

it was funny to draw on you.

Try being the only brown kid in school. I

was basically the only Asian kid. The

whole school was white. There was one

other black kid who was like half, half

black. But there were no other Asian kids.

I remember there was an Asian girl, um,

we did talk for like one moment,

but I feel like the girls— Asian girls

don't really have to deal with the same

stuff Asian guys do. And my

sister never really had— I don't know if

she did, but she never talked about— she

never said she had any problems with being

picked on because of looking Asian. And

she didn't really— she doesn't really look

Asian for some reason. I don't know why my

sister looks more white.

Maybe it's her hairstyle.

I don't know, there's just something about

my sister's face that doesn't really look

Asian. She looks more Mediterranean for

some reason. I don't know, but I didn't

have this hairstyle back at school. I had

short hair like all the other kids did.

Oh, I gotta stop talking because when

I do the YouTube stream, I won't have

anything to talk about. Gonna blow all my

ammunition here.

Okay, where should I— don't know where to

stand. Do a stand-up stream

because I'd feel very energetic.

This is

funny. Hello, my name

is Daniel. I'm a sex addict. And I haven't

had sex since November.

What if I sat here?

How come I didn't get

addicted to nicotine vapes? I don't really

get addicted to substances like alcohol,

nicotine,

um, weed. I never got— I never felt

addicted to chemical things. I get

addicted to like busting a nut. I might do

one later before the YouTube stream.

My favorite thing about having my own

place is I usually start to get bored

around afternoon after I had lunch,

around 2, 3 PM, and then I just get really

horny because my mind is just thinking

about women when I'm bored. It's so nice

to just go onto the bed and jerk, jerk off

whenever I want to.

Do you remember when I did that livestream

at the love hotel in Japan and I

accidentally switched the porn on and it

turned me on? I can't believe I

accidentally filmed a It was like a split

second of the porn on the TV, and I didn't

get in trouble. And then I just went into

the toilet and I masturbated. I came back

and Chris Broad was messaging me. I can't

believe Chris Broad was messaging me. I

was so excited.

I was freaking out in that love hotel.

And then Chris was watching my stream. He

was saying, why don't you show your

viewers somewhere nice? Because I was just

showing these back alleys. I was wandering

around the love hotel area, which is quite

a fun thing to do because you can see,

see the people meeting up and going in or

coming out. Or sometimes you see like a

Japanese salaryman holding hands with like

a really hot Japanese girl and you're

thinking, I wonder what's going on there.

How much is he paying her? How did they

meet? Or you see like a girl dressed up in

a school uniform waiting outside the love

hotel and you think, is she of

age to be here? It's quite fun hanging

out in love hotel areas.

Yeah, this seems like a nice place to

stream from. Maybe if I lower the webcam a

little bit, angles a bit.

Glad I brought this tripod. I nearly left

this tripod behind, but it's really good

because it's, it's very flexible. You can

extend it quite high. My bag

was so stuffed. I have to get rid of

something. My bag was like bursting.

I couldn't fit everything in. I couldn't

take some stuff. I had to leave the coffee

behind. Why do the lights randomly switch

off? It's motion triggered. See if

I wave my arm.

A bit annoying. I don't like

motion-triggered stuff. If I want it on,

why can't you give me a switch? Do you

remember when I was in Korea in that

Airbnb and people kept saying Daniel's

faking content, his wife's with him?

Look, someone's turning the light on.

Do you remember? It was on Kiwi Farms or

something. They were trying to suss out if

I was faking the divorce.

Calling, saying I'm fake.

It was just the same kind of motion

trigger light.

I haven't changed my socks in 4 days. I

haven't changed my underwear in 4 days

since I got here. It smells so bad.

I just don't see the point of changing it.

If I'm not meeting anyone.

Is there hair on my sock?

No.

Um.

Anyway, I think that's it for the stream.

Otherwise I'll just end up talking and

talking, and then I'll have

said everything I was supposed to say in

the YouTube stream, and then I'll just

have to repeat everything I just said in

this stream, and it won't be as

fun anymore. Because I've already said it

So yeah, this works very well.

I just— I wonder how far from the doorway

can I go before it disconnects.

I reckon I could come over here.

Still got 2, 2 bars out of 3.

Connection's still good. Yeah, I could

bring it over here maybe. All this stuff

Could put

it

here. Any cooking tonight? I've just got a

burger, burger and chips.

Oh, my hair's so weird looking when it

gets long. It just It looks weird.

Like, it gets all big in weird places.

I don't like the way my hair looks when it

The back— there's way too much volume in

the back.

I really need to cut it. Um,

might cut it tomorrow. I went up a

mountain on the first day I got here. I

actually vlogged it, so I might edit that.

I just don't really know how to edit it to

make it interesting because it's just me

on a mountain with the wind and I don't

really talk because I can't talk. The

whole sound is just You wouldn't be

able to hear me. And then what would I

say? I'm on a mountain, guys, it's really

windy. I don't know what to say.

Yeah, it looks like I can have the laptop

over here and it still streams well.

I look so small.

Guess what's

in this? It's my special money maker.

The money maker. Oh, guess what

this is?

I've got 2 vibrating gel

joes now. Got the realistic thrusting

backwards and forwards one, and then I got

the prostate massager. Which is okay,

but it's just kind of small. I wanted

something bigger. Got a little collection

forming now.

I don't know why there's so much stuff in

my bag. What can I get rid of?

The Switch— you wouldn't think the Switch

takes up a lot of space, but it kind of

does. I just don't really play the Switch

anymore. Maybe I could do

a meetup in Scotland, give away some

stuff. Get rid of Switch. I want to get

rid of that microphone, the big bulky one.

Um, yeah, so I think

I'll end the stream.

See you. I think I'm gonna— what time is

it now? 2:40. I think I'll start streaming

at 6. I need to do like a really long

stream because my views

are not doing well. I don't know what

happened to my views. They just dropped

even more.

Now it's like a struggle to get,

to get over 6 or 7K views. I don't know

what happened. I lost another chunk of

viewers again.

See, every time I stop clickbaiting Uh,

the channel just dies. So I need to do

something drastic like 5 reasons I

wouldn't get back together with my

ex-wife, or why I want to get back with my

ex-girlfriend, my message to Mina, please

take me back, I've changed. Gotta do

something dumb like that. That's the only

reason people watch me, it seems.

It's annoying. Now why can't they just

watch my normal videos and then stop

complaining about me being a weirdo?

They're basically forcing me to be a

weirdo to get them to click. They don't

realize it.

Testing. Wow, the quality is good.

What's static?

Testing. Wow, the quality is good.

Yeah, it's pretty good, isn't it? I was

worried I'd lose connection or something.

Worried over nothing.

This is a funny angle.

Where do you think a better angle for the

webcam would be?

I kind of like it.

Ah, I haven't had so much space in nearly

7 months. I was trapped in that stupid

Beetham Tower apartment. It's like a

shoebox. You know how depressing it is

being stuck in such a tiny apartment?

This room alone is bigger than the

apartment I had for 6 months. Look at this

That is

so nice. Having more space is

so much better than having a view.

I thought having the view would be, would

be worth sacrificing the space. Oh, I'm

just gonna end up repeating all of these

things I'm saying all over again on

YouTube, so I'm gonna end the stream. Oh,

I don't want to end the stream. I like

streaming, but I don't want to start

streaming on YouTube now because it's too

early. I want to stream during prime

time. You noticed I never get many

donations in the first 2 hours of the

stream, and then it's only like around the

4th hour into the stream, I start getting

donations.

Maybe because— maybe because the American

viewers are not awake yet when I start

What camera do I use? It's called the

OBSBOT Tiny AI-powered webcam.

That outside stream I did in Manchester

was so shit. I felt so uncomfortable.

I feel like I'm, I'm more confident now.

I even vlogged going up that mountain,

but I didn't talk. But still, I managed to

vlog it, and there were people all around

me, and I was just filming myself, and it

didn't really feel that embarrassing.

Because everyone else was filming anyway.

There's a lot of people walking around

holding stuff like selfie sticks and

gimbal things, so it doesn't really look

out of the ordinary. I might go to this

castle. There's a ruined castle down the

road. It's called Craigmillar or

something. It looks quite nice. I was

thinking of streaming the castle,

but then if, if I'm gonna get complaints

Surely I can stream there and put it on

YouTube, but they're not going to be like,

you filmed our face without asking

permission, you are illegally filming,

take it down.

Okay, I'm going to end stream now. So see

you in 3 hours.

I will answer all your questions.