My Response to the Haters (as a Non Binary Woman)

I wake up at 9 AM in the morning, which

brings me on to my next rant.

I wish people would shut up saying that

I'm dumb for saying 9 AM in the morning.

There's nothing wrong with saying the time

AM and then in the morning.

I think it's just stupid Americans whining

about it.

Maybe you don't say it in America, but in

England people say it all the time.

Yeah, people saying it's redundant every

time I bring this up.

It's redundant.

It's not.

Redundant.

It's to emphasize the fact that it is

being done in the morning at this

ridiculous time.

It doesn't matter that it's redundant.

It's said twice— morning, morning, AM in

the morning— to emphasize that it is at

this time in the morning.

It's like saying, this is really, really

delicious.

You don't need to say really twice.

It's redundant.

Yeah, but I'm emphasizing how delicious it

is by saying really twice.

I can Search my comment section for AM in

the morning, and it comes up with pages

and pages of idiots calling me an idiot

because I said 10 AM in the morning.

We know AM means in the morning, Daniel.

I'm not implying you don't know that AM

means in the morning.

It's for emphasis.

So if I say she's making a cake at 5 AM in

the morning, I'm trying to highlight that

she's so stupid that she's making a cake

at 5 AM in the morning.

Listen, so I'm gonna play you a clip from

Bloomberg News, and the guy's voice you're

about to hear is called Jonathan Ferro.

Highly educated English man, native

English speaker.

Yesterday morning, can you imagine my

neighbor yesterday about 9 AM in the

morning?

In the morning?

9 AM in the morning.

Did you hear that?

The TV yesterday morning, can you imagine

my neighbor yesterday about

9 AM in the morning.

9 AM in the morning.

People calling me an idiot.

This guy is like a professional,

well-educated anchor, news host on

Bloomberg TV, native English speaker.

People— so stupid idiot called Jessington

Bear, stupid username, said to me, maybe

your date didn't show up because you say

dumb stuff like 9 AM in the morning.

I would never date someone who says

something like that because you sound like

a fool.

What an idiot!

Literal Englishman, highly educated

Englishman on Bloomberg TV says 9 AM in

the morning as well.

Example number 2: As of 9 AM this morning—

See?

9 AM this morning.

Oh, it's redundant.

We know AM means in the morning.

Shut the fuck up!

Professional news anchors are saying it.

I rest my case.

Calling me an idiot for saying 9M long?

You go and eat shit, fucking Americans.

And then he says, oh, that's a tautology.

Thinks he's such a fucking smartass using

words like tautology.

Yes, I did have to look up what that

means.

And anyone here who thinks they know what

it means, don't lie.

You don't know what it means either.

T-A-U-T-O-L-O-G-Y.

What does it mean?

It's a phrase when you repeat part of the

same word in a sentence.

But this happens in English all the time.

Let me bring up my next part.

Okay, here's some examples of tautologies.

PIN number.

How many times do you say PIN number?

All the time, I bet.

So you're saying personal identification

number number?

Oh, that's redundant.

Your mum is redundant.

You're stupid because you say PIN number.

Why are you saying number twice?

That's a tautology because I'm Jessington

Bear.

I'm a fucking smartass.

No, Jessington Bear, you're a stupid shit

who has been leaving non-stop hate

comments for 4 fucking years, and I banned

you for 2 of them, and even after 2 years

after I unbanned everyone, You're still

leaving stupid comments.

Get a life, idiot.

Okay, give you another example.

LCD display.

What does LCD stand for?

Liquid crystal display.

Display?

How many times have you said LCD display?

You said display twice!

It doesn't matter.

It's normal.

People say it all the time.

This phone has an LCD display.

It doesn't mean you're an idiot because

you say PIN number.

It's just— it's just like a phrase people

say in English.

And then my last example: ATM machine.

Automatic telling machine machine?

People say ATM machine all the time, don't

they?

Just because it's redundant doesn't mean

it's not okay to say.

Jesus.

Oh, I'm just gonna go and use the

automatic telling machine machine and use

my personal identification number number

at 9 AM in the morning.

Get so annoyed every time I I say that and

then they go idiots in the comments

thinking they're

clever.

9 AM in

the morning.

Jonathan Ferro on my side.

Jonathan Ferro is the co-anchor of

Bloomberg Surveillance.

Thank you, Jonathan, for Backing me up.

He went to the University of Warwick.

Wow.

Think I proved my point.

Maybe it's only English people that say it

because I don't think I've heard an

American say it before.

Yeah, where's Jezington Bear?

Show yourself.

Calling me a fool.

Well, I've got your comment right here.

Look at all these comments I got from

these idiots.

Sunday 10 AM in the morning or 9 PM in the

evening is redundant.

They're all saying it's redundant.

I bet you anything all the people saying

it's redundant are American.

They're all using the same word.

Why do I care?

Because they're all insulting me and

calling me stupid just because I use a

phrase that is very commonly used in

England.

So I don't like being— I don't like having

my intelligence attacked and insulted over

something that's very common.

It infuriates me whenever Daniel tells the

time.

He says 9 AM in the morning.

I get so much shit in the comment section

over the dumbest things, and I just get

fed up.

That's probably why she ghosted you.

I absolutely wouldn't go out with anyone

dim enough to say 10 AM in the morning or

10 PM in the evening.

So you're saying Jonathan Ferro is dim?

Works for Bloomberg Surveillance and has a

master's, bachelor's, whatever in

economics.

If he works for Bloomberg Surveillance and

he's an Economist?

How is he dim?

I bet he's higher educated than you are,

idiot.

Jonathan Ferro has interviewed CEOs of

Europe's biggest businesses, including

Royal Dutch Shell, Rio Tinto, GSK, and

Adidas.

And yeah, it is pronounced Adidas and not

Adidas.

Listen to this.

He earned his master's degree in

international political economy from the

University of Warwick With distinction.

You're calling him dim?

Because if you're calling me dim because I

said 9 AM in the morning, he literally

says the same thing.

Jonathan Ferro has a master's degree in

international political economy with

distinction.

Maybe I'm not very clever because I only

went to secondary school, but don't call

me dim just because I use a phrase that

lots of people in this country use.

The Queen never says AM in the morning.

Yeah, well, the Queen doesn't say a lot of

stuff.

The Queen probably doesn't say innit bruv

either.

Are you going to talk about this for

another hour?

Excuse me, do you want to be next?

You'll be part of my next rant if you

don't watch it.

It's used quite commonly by lots of

different people, even Jonathan Ferro, who

has a master's.

I've had pages and pages of comments over

the years saying the same stuff.

Why does it annoy so many people?

Is my question.

How— why is it that annoying?

At 10 AM in the morning, yeah, 10 PM in

the evening, so what?

Also, you being aware of things happening

around 3 AM in the morning is considered

unusual as most people are sleeping, so it

makes an extra emphasis on the morning

part to make it sound important.

Exactly!

Oh, that's the whole point of it.

Is to emphasize the inheritance money.

I really hate it.

Shut up about the bloody inheritance,

please.

I never even used a penny of the

inheritance.

I put it into stocks and then I lost 50%.

People thinking that I fund my lifestyle

using inheritance I got 3 years ago.

3 years ago in the morning.

How do I pay rent?

Oh, I'm still using my father's

inheritance I got 3 years ago.

Because £20,000 really lasts that long,

doesn't it?

I went to Germany, I went to Rotterdam, I

stayed in Airbnbs.

I had— I stayed like a month in a hotel

Airbnb in Manchester, and then I got this

place.

How's that gonna be £22,000, £20,000?

And got that phone, all the stuff that I

bought.

There's no way £20,000 would have paid for

all that.

Unless you're saying that in addition to

my YouTube earnings I'm supplementing it

with the inheritance.

So like I'm taking out £200 a month from

the inheritance and then yeah, maybe then

it would last a long time.

Imagine if I was like paying myself £200 a

month out of the £20K.

It would last 100 months.

No, that's wrong.

Is it wrong?

£20,000 divided by

£200.

100.

100 months times 200.

Yeah, 100 months.

What?

What?

100 divided by 12, 8 years.

Wow,

the inheritance money would last 8 years

if I was taking out 200 a month.

What?

That doesn't seem like it makes sense.

I mean, the Job Center only pays you 300 a

month.

So I'd be getting like Jobcentre money

every month for 6 years just out of the

inheritance money.

No, that can't be true.

66 months?

What?

That's like 5 years.

5 years, £200.

Why didn't I just do that instead of

losing half of it in stupid stock market?

That way, my YouTube income could fall by

50%, and then I could just take out

withdrawals from the inheritance, like

£300 a month, and that would last me 5

years.

I'm rich!

Hahaha.

See, it depends how you frame it.

If you're saying that I only survive off

the inheritance money, then no, that's

stupid, because £20,000 would only last

like a year.

But if you're saying that I'm taking out

tiny bits every month to supplement my

income,

to maintain my lavish YouTuber lifestyle

that I've now grown accustomed to, then

yeah, it could last like 6, 7 years.

But the 20,000 is now only 10,000 because

I lost 10,000.

Sweet corn and peas, garlic powder and

chicken stock.