chlamydia girlfriend is STALKING me

No

one noticed. Why early stream today? Because I woke up really early. So now everything is early for me. Now I'm about to have dinner. Wow, I can't believe I ended up completely reversing from not being able to sleep and not being able to wake up in the morning to now I can't fall asleep in the morning. I

wake up at like 8 AM in the morning and

then I just cannot get back to sleep because it's so bright. And then I just get up and then my day begins, which is kind of nice, I guess.

It's not a bad feeling waking up early and then getting stuff done, although I didn't really get anything done. What did I do today? I think I've nearly finished Assassin's Creed 3, which didn't take very long, did it? It just took a couple of days of concentrated playing.

Nearly completed it. I think I killed my dad, I killed that Charles guy, the black guy died, everyone died basically. Amazing story, so original when they— all the characters just die and then the main character dies as well.

Am I getting a Switch OLED? I don't know, I feel like getting a laptop actually because that game would have been so much more enjoyable if I had a big screen and I could just play here with a mouse and keyboard. I don't know what to get because that Samsung Flip Z3 looks pretty cool as well. Nah,

I shouldn't get a new phone.

I still can't decide. I want everything. I want the Odette, I want the Steam Deck, I want a laptop. If I get a laptop, then I could stream, do FaceTime streams like I did back at home. But FaceTime stream is not very good for cooking streams, and I cook pretty much every stream. I prefer doing a cooking

stream than a FaceTime stream, but then I can turn FaceTime stream content into video content like I did with Martina, Simon and Martina. Clip that got 45K views now. I can't believe that 10-minute stupid clip from one of my live streams ended up getting the most views I got all year. 45K views. Jesus. I need people. I

need like a team to tip me off when some kind of drama has happened, because if I want to get views, that is the way to go. Damn, 45K views, and all I did was like laugh at a comment she wrote.

So I don't know if there's people who are in the know. I have no idea what's happening. Last time I knew anything, Ethan and Trisha Paytas were fighting,

and then there's a Chris-Chan thing. I think I'm too late for the Chris-Chan thing now.

What's next?

I didn't even know Simon and Martina broke up. My video wasn't even about them breaking up, it's just about a comment she left on my video.

But I got so many views from,

uh, people typing what happened Simon Martina, and then my video popped up.

Drama reactions, no original content. Cuz I don't have any original content I don't know what to do because I'm not doing anything. I don't even know what my original content used to be. It was just me moaning about my life, wasn't it? Even back in 2017, it was just stuff like, oh, World of Warcraft ruined my life.

Oh, I've got no friends and motivation. Oh, my worst job ever. It was just like me complaining about every single experience I had in life, and then I kind of ran out of experiences.

So I went onto that website that I was following her on, you know, that journal writing website. And I last checked her journal writing website— when was the last time I checked it? Beginning of this year. And then I decided to check it again today And on the journal checking— journal writing website, there's a Who Visited Me

tab. And guess who's in my Who Visited Me tab 3 times since June? Good old chlamydia girlfriend. June, July, 2 times in July she visited my page. So I don't know what that means. Maybe she saw me in, in her visited page and she was like, oh my God, why is Daniel checking my diaries? And then she

checks my diary back out. Contact her? I tried contacting her like 4 years ago and she blocked me straight away. So I had to make a new account so I could see what she was writing. I think she stopped writing because of me, or maybe she just made a new account. Why did I ghost her? Well, back

in 2014, the relationship was just a nightmare and not going well, and she wanted to marry me. Actually, we nearly got married. I don't know if you know this because I've talked about it before, probably, but the reason why I already had my birth certificate in my bag when I met Chihiro was because I just carried it

around with me just in case. That sounds kind of stupid. But yeah, I carried my birth certificate around with me in my bag when I went to Japan just in case I met a woman who wanted to get married, because it was such a pain getting it in the first place. I had to go onto a website,

fill out some stuff, and then wait about 2 weeks for them to send me a copy of my birth certificate from England. And we needed to get that when me and the chlamydia girlfriend were trying to get married. And the only thing I had to do was go to Tokyo and get the embassy signature, and then we

would have gotten married. But we had lots of arguments, and I was really grumpy because my wisdom tooth was painful. And then we got chlamydia, and I ended up just thinking, this is too much work. I'm just going to go to Korea and ghost her.

And that was the end of that relationship.

Can you imagine if I got married in 2014? Because at the time I had no YouTube, I had no OnlyFans, I had nothing, no online income. What would I have done? I would have had to get a job at 7-Eleven or something. And that was actually the main reason why I decided to ditch the chlamydia girlfriend, was

because I didn't want to get a job. Because I knew if we got married and I ended up living in Japan, I would have to get a job. There's no way she would allow me to just like sit at home not doing anything.

And, um,

yeah, the idea of trying to get an English teaching job or

working in a convenience store just scared the crap out of me. And I thought I'd rather just go to Korea and then hook up with my ex-Korean girlfriend again.

And she was so optimistic about me. She got like a notepad out and she was writing out all these ideas that I could do. She was saying stuff like, oh, you could open your own English school, or you could do this and do that. Who do you think I am, bloody Elon Musk? I mean, it was cute

that she had so much hope in me, but I felt bad because I knew there's no way I could do any of the stuff that she was planning. She, she had some ambitions that we could do together,

and you know what I'm like. I shoot ideas down before I even give them a chance.

Yeah, maybe if I had YouTube back then, things would have been different.

Kind of funny now I think back on it.

We didn't even— I feel like the relationship was failing and doomed to fail anyway. She kicked me out twice. She kicked me out once and I went to, um, what's that city in Kyushu called? Starts with an H. The big city. I went there and then she mailed me, emailed me asking me to come back because she

regrets it. So I went back and we got back together for a few weeks and then she kicked me out again. I don't even know why she kicked me out. I think I made her cry. And then I went to stay in Beppu. I went and stayed in a dormitory, mixed dormitory, 10 people for about a week

and it was horrible. Hated it. And then she let me come back to stay with her for a few more days, and then I decided to leave. Well, I had to leave anyway because it had been 3 months, so I decided to leave. And we didn't really talk about things like, am I coming back? What's going to

happen with us? She sent a long email to me when I was in Korea, but I just ignored it.

I don't really remember why she kicked me out. It was a long time ago, and I was like 7 years. Jesus, she's 40 now, by the way. All my exes are now 40. Ex-Korean girlfriend, she's like 47. Single mother, she's like 45. Comedian girlfriend, she's 40. Chihiro, she's 40. And then 2 of my exes are now 30,

the French girlfriend and Sayuri.

I hate weekends. One of the annoying things about weekends is people like racing their engine cars down the road, showing off,

revving their engines, but they think they're so cool.

Maybe I should write a new journal in my— on my profile since she's checking my profile. And it could be something like, uh, my experiencing— experience getting chlamydia. And then make— just make loads of journals about her and like freak her out. So when she checks my profile again, maybe I'll put like, I miss— I miss you,

insert name. That would be pretty funny. Should I do it? Troll her?

I can't even have my window open.

Would I even want to get with her still? I don't know, she's probably aged a lot since then. I wonder how much or how badly she's aged. She was quite nice looking in my opinion.

I don't know.

Yeah, it was called Hakata, the city I got kicked out to. Yeah, she's actually the exact same age as Chihiro, which is funny. She seems all religious. I don't know what happened to her. Last journal she wrote, she wrote something about becoming religious and going to church and going to mass, Sunday mass. Kind of an unexpected turn.

Well, at least she's not dead, which she's good. I was kind of worried. She sounded really suicidal back in 2015-ish.

I remember she had these posts saying stuff like she ran away from her parents' home, now she's homeless living in a net cafe.

Show her face? No, I can't. That's doxxing. That'll go against Twitch's doxxing policy.

All my exes coming back in my DMs. 3 exes now.

We should all meet up and have a party. That'd be nice.

Did I hear about the incel mass shooter? I saw one comment about it. What's that about? Don't really know.

Is there some kind of football game on today? Because I can hear football chanting again. I don't know where it's coming from because I don't see anyone, but then I can hear it.

She's perpetually depressed. She seemed like a pretty depressed person, kind of lost in life.

She was 29 when we met at the guest house, 28 or 29. And she moved all the way from Oita all the way to Tokyo, which is like almost the other end of the country, just randomly decided to stay in a guest house to meet people and learn foreign languages.

And then she moved back to Oita after the guest house, and then she started working in a bakery.

I think she quit the bakery after we broke up, and then she moved out the apartment because she couldn't afford it anymore. Kind of sad story, isn't it?

Don't worry, I got money now. I'll save you.

We can do OnlyFans. Does she know about your channel? I don't know. I wonder how many of my exes found out I talked about them in front of thousands of people. They would be honored. They would be honored with my

Blessings. I made them famous.

Updates on the apartment, I got all the bills sorted out, so everything's done. Got internet, got electricity, got the water bills all sorted out, council tax. So end of this month, bills start rolling out, don't they? I don't know what my electric bill is going to be. They said £13, but then I feel like that's— there's no

way it'll be that low.

Council tax is about £100 a month. Water bill's about— I don't even know. I've gotta wait for them to send me a letter.

Am I planning on staying another 6 months?

Hmm, depends what Japan does. I don't think Japan's gonna be open next January either.

I don't know where else to go.

Is Korea open? I don't want to do like 2-week quarantine in a hotel. And then after Korea, where would I go? Go to Thailand? I don't even know if Thailand would be open. And then in winter, they might all just shut down again. So how am I gonna do my country hopping stuff? If there's no lockdown and

travel restrictions, I'd just go Japan, then I go to Korea, and then go to Thailand, go on dates, talk about what it's like in those countries,

try and get a girlfriend. I've got a way higher chance of getting a girlfriend in Asia than I do here. I just can't get a girlfriend here. Started chatting to this black girl who also recently moved to Manchester. Maybe she wants to meet.

Now the tricky thing is getting to meet them before they find out my YouTube channel.

Would I get vaccinated if it lets you travel? I guess so,

probably. It's just really hard to plan what to do like this. It's just so annoying. I can't believe the world has become this. Just had no idea this could even be possible. Whole world shutting down. It's just ridiculous.

And then even with vaccines out now, there's stupid travel restrictions still there. Why doesn't Japan let vaccinated people in already? Pretty sure 80 or 90% of the UK is vaccinated. What's the problem? Let us in

then.

Aren't there some variants of the virus that the vaccine doesn't prevent you from getting? It just seems like it's constantly mutating.

Oops, didn't clean up my spunk tissue. Someone's

coming. Someone's there. Why the fuck is he so annoying?

Oh, was that a sexy lady? Yeah, I hate being in front of the elevator. I can hear every person who goes,

and then I'm pretty sure they can hear me poo when I'm pooing. If I can hear them— if I can hear their footsteps so loudly, my poo probably sounds louder than their footsteps.

I also don't like this floor. It's too squeaky, and then on sunny days, the whole place starts cracking. From the expansion from the heat. So in the morning, all you can hear is crack, crack, crack, creak, creak, creak.

Bit annoying. Didn't realize that would happen.

It used to happen in the conservatory back home on sunny days. It would just be constantly creaking and cracking.

Might get beer tomorrow because I've got to go and get bread. My bread keeps going mouldy. I can't even eat half the bread loaf before it starts growing mould on it. I think I need to put it in the fridge. This never happened before back home. We always just had the bread loaf on the kitchen counter. I

think it's because this room gets so bright. Apparently mould grows faster when there's lots of light, oxygen, and moisture. Maybe if I put it in the fridge. I'm having to chuck away so much bread.

Buy a smaller package. That was already a pretty small one.

I don't know how it gets— I think it might be kind of warm in this, in this room, so I have to have the door open all day, otherwise it gets really warm, even though outside the wind's pretty cool now. The wind's pretty cold, but it does get very

warm during the

day. Another Saturday night in Manchester. Everyone going out having fun apart from me.

What have I been doing these days?

Nothing really. Playing Switch games, watching Top Gear,

trying to get dates and failing miserably.

One girl said we could meet

next week, but she seems very

paranoid. She kept asking my social media, and then she said she just wants to know, she wants to check to make sure I'm not a serial killer or something.

No, I'm much worse. I'm a famous YouTuber and OnlyFans.

Yeah, I feel like I'm not going to get my hopes up for this one because she seems pretty,

pretty on into the whole looking people up. She's probably— I don't know if she's found me yet.

And it's not very hard to find me. You just have to enter some keywords like Daniel Japan Manchester,

then maybe I would come up.

But when they start saying stuff like that, you just know that's gonna be very difficult. She's gonna want to see stuff like my Instagram, my Facebook. She wants to add me on Facebook, but then she'll find out my full name, won't she?

Look, I don't tell them my full— oh my god, why do people keep saying this? I don't go around telling people my last name.

People in the comments kept saying they probably searched your name, that's how they found you. I don't tell them my last name.

Who goes on Tinder and tells people their last name?

I just say I'm Daniel. I don't say, hello, I'm Daniel Lord from Harrietsham, nice to meet you. No one asks what your last name is.

Well, I use my real name. Yeah, I did think about having a fake name, a fake first name as well.

I tried reverse searching my profile pics and it doesn't come up with anything either. So I don't know what people are saying, stuff like, oh, she probably reverse image— they probably search your name. Oh, shut up, load of bollocks. I already reverse image searched my own images and it doesn't come up with anything.

You don't have to put your last name on Tinder, you just put your first name. Everyone has their first name on Tinder, no one has their last name.

Not a single person has their last name on Tinder.

So the other girl,

she said she found— she's seen my video before, the one about investing. And then I asked Did you know who I was when you matched me? And she said, no, I didn't realize it was you, but now YouTube is showing me more of your channel. And then she said, I'm gonna check it out.

And then she obviously saw my newest video about OnlyFans.

I don't know why she would find my investing video. I guess she's into investing because we did talk a bit about crypto. I don't know which one she saw. Maybe she saw my Bitcoin one. I just don't get it. It's not like those videos went massively viral or anything. They've just got 10-20k views,

and then she just happened to find it.

Very weird.

And then the other girl found it cuz her friend recognized me. And then the other girl, I don't know how she found it.

So a bit annoying.

Okay, so today I want to make— I want to try and make a fish pie. I'm not sure how to make I think I

know.

Just getting my chat out in case I need to ban anyone. So better watch your words.

Okay, so my plan for the fish pie is

basically the same as last time, but I'm gonna make like a dish out of the foil because I don't have a dish, and then I'm gonna put the fish and the cream sauce onto it and then boil mashed potato and then put the mashed potato on top of it. That should work.

Do you think it would work?

Yeah, I think it would. I've got to go shopping again, running out of food. Still got all the mushrooms. These sausages are bad. The skin is so thick,

it's like plastic is on, on them.

Not great sausage.

I got haddock. Maybe I'll have bacon as well. No, I think just the haddock is going to be salty enough. Haddock and mushroom fish pie sounds good.

What happened in the UK? I still don't know what happened. Apparently some, some killing, bit of killing.

People call me the psycho. At least I didn't kill anyone, did I?

Yet. Can I put this in the oven? No, I think the handle is plastic, so it'd melt.

I don't see the point of killing people because then you have to go to jail or you have to kill yourself,

and both of those don't sound very appealing.

Being single and alone sucks, but then being in jail probably sucks even more because then you're still single and alone, but then you're also in jail. So I don't get the logic of the killer's

And maybe my life is really boring and depressing now, but it'll be way more boring and way more depressing in jail, won't it? And then if I killed myself, then— I don't want to kill myself. I want to be alive. I want to see what happens. But what if I just don't kill myself and I'd be a

good boy? And maybe Santa Claus will give me a girlfriend for Christmas.

All I want for Christmas is a girlfriend. I don't care if she's black, and I don't care if she smells like fish, but she can't be fat.

How did he get a gun though? It's not, it's not easy to do mass shooting.

Yeah, maybe this is why I should stop making videos about girlfriends, cuz I'm going to start attracting weirdos like him. Yeah, thank God my channel— he wasn't watching my channel. Oh my God, I'm gonna be so embarrassed if one day there's some kind of mass incident and they, they write a manifesto and they're like, Daniel Lord, Hide

in My Room was my idol, my favorite channel. That'll be a bit worrying.

I should make— I should stop making this kind of incel content.

I say that and then literally yesterday I made incel type content, didn't I?

It wasn't too bad. I don't think it was very incelly.

I can make a video. My, my steps to overcome inceldom.

Step 1, go to Japan.

Oh yeah, I'm supposed to be filming this for Cooking with Daniel.

Let's stop talking about incels. Gonna get me demonetized. I'll just fast forward over this so it sounds like squeaky sped up speech, chipmunk speech.

Wait, is Hula Cheese a hater? I think I've banned him before for being annoying. Better ban him again.

Oh no, he's just complaining about my scissors. That's not a bannable offense yet.

Wait, did Kerry ban him?

Uh, it's okay, he'll be back because I've seen that Huda account before.

I'm pretty sure he's one of those Reddit people.

Hmm.

It's just kind of frustrating that I, I can't seem to get anything. I can't get anything to talk about unless it involves a girl.

Maybe I just need to do something, then I can come back and stream and then talk about it, but I just don't know. I feel like when I was back in Japan, there were so many things I wanted to talk about, and then so many things I had to not talk about.

And I was getting stressed out because I couldn't talk about what I wanted to talk about. But now there's nothing to talk about. Why was there so many things to talk about back then? When you're in a relationship, there is just so many things to say, like, oh, I just moved in. Oh, her family said this. Oh,

We had sex 500 times today.

Just seems like there were a lot of things going on.

Anything interesting?

Hmm.

Well, that Manchester girl seems bloody weird.

Uh, I nearly cut my finger. I don't know what she has. She has like some kind of disease, some kind of incurable— what's the word? Not disease, some kind of incurable condition.

That I can't be bothered to find out about. Involves a lot of doctor trips and having like a, a carer as well. So I kind of felt like I dodged a bullet with that one. I knew there was something weird about her, but I didn't realize she had like this health condition.

So, um,

I guess she never really had any intentions of doing anything with me then. I don't know if she— if she's even able to have sex

without getting serious fractures.

Very strange.

Because I stalk her social media. I don't think she knows, so I'm kind of keeping track what she does just out of curiosity.

Yeah, you get some girls and then they've got this thing about them where they can't walk or something, or they've had an operation and then they haven't been able to move for like half a year. A lot of people are like that on the internet because they can't do anything, so they're just on the internet the whole

time.

Not really girlfriend material if they can't even walk.

I want to know why you're using scissors, because I don't have a knife and I'm not allowed to legally own a knife because of my previous history.

Otherwise I could face severe legal fines.

Not really, I'm just kidding.

I wanna be American idiot. Boom! Could make a video, Why I'm Banned from Owning a Knife.

That's quite a good title. In 2012, I got in a drunken rage in the streets of Tokyo and I brandished a bed bread knife at the crowds.

My GPS ankle bracelet triggers if I hold a knife. They're watching me.

They're monitoring me.

If I was gonna do a massacre, I'd probably use my scissors. I'll be known as The Incel Scissor Massacre. His favorite tool.

How would you even do a massacre with a pair of scissors? Can't even imagine it. He snipped, snipped his victims' throats with his scissors.

His murder weapon of choice.

First we make the mashed potato.

This time no chicken stock, that just ruined my soup last time. We've got plenty of salt, we've got this smoked haddock which is salty. This smoked haddock is so good, just tastes so light And fishy and smoky. You don't have to add anything to it. There's no bones in it. It's so easy to eat as well. Why

do fish even have bones? They're floating around in the sea all day. What do they do with their bones? I thought you needed bones to support your body's structure because we live in gravity. We need bones, otherwise we flop to the floor. But fish, they just float in the, in the water. Why do they need bones? Jellyfish

don't have bones and they're perfectly okay.

I hate this stupid fish with all the bones in it.

I get very scared of fish bones. What happens if you swallow it? They're like little needles. Ugh, what if it gets stuck in your throat?

I never eat fish that has lots of bones.

This is a haddock. I quite like kipper and mackerel, oily fish. This is white fish, isn't it? The problem is they don't have many calories. It's only

89 calories for half, so it's not even 200 calories for the whole thing. You would need like 4 of these

from the fishmonger.

How long have you managed to be mod for? Kerry's a good mod apart— well, I did unmod her once because she banned some people

when I didn't ask her to, but then I, I gave mod back. I had to unmod that Aya person because she was She kept DMing me and saying— calling me horrible, saying my sense of humor is horrible and this and that.

Why DM me complaining about this? So annoying. If you don't like my sense of humor, fine, don't come moaning at me about it. I'm not going to change. If you don't like it, you don't like it. Move on.

She was complaining because of my 9/11 comment, which wasn't a joke and it wasn't anything about sense of humor. I didn't write it for fun to be funny. Just wanted to be part of the event.

I say a lot of things. Does it matter if they're true or not?

It's not a joke. It's not a 9/11 joke.

It was just me Trying to fishing— fishing for likes, basically. There was no humor in it. It was just an outright lie.

What's wrong with lying now and then? Lying probably saved more people than it hurt. Wow, the clouds are moving in,

forming its— forming its formation over Manchester, preparing for its bombing run of water.

Okay, Hoola banned, saying I have no morals. See, you couldn't even last 1 hour.

Gave you a second chance.

I do have many morals, actually,

such as

my first moral is I would never get a job, and my second moral is I don't use condoms unless I absolutely have to.

Also, I believe in the humane killing of livestock,

and I also believe in the fair treatment of the indigenous people of the Americas. I believe that the country should be handed back to them And the next American president should be a native.

After playing Assassin's Creed 3, I have new deep understanding and empathy for the indigenous tribes. So sad what happened to their people.

What a tragedy.

I don't really get the story though.

So are the bad guys working for the British or are they working for the colonists? Because first they seem like they wanted Britain to control America, then they flipped over to lead

the colonists. And I don't know, it's just the story starts getting really stupid.

Don't know if you've played Assassin's Creed 3 or not.

The British are coming!

The British are coming to Lexington! Warn ye olde George Washington!

Apparently George Washington was a terrible leader and made many military blunders. It's not really a fair fight, is it? England had what, 20,000 soldiers and the world's most powerful navy? But then America had like hundreds of thousands of peasants willing to take up arms, plus they had the French helping them, plus, uh, Britain was having to supply

an overseas army from thousands of miles away. They couldn't even get reinforcements there. Reinforcements would take months to arrive. It's just impossible. That's the problem with empires— they get stretched too thin. You start getting rebellions. You can't keep all the rebellions down because you've got other war fronts and theaters to take care of. Same thing happens every

single empire.

And the, the ship combat is really good. I really like the ship combat. It's quite simple, but it's quite fun as well. You got to line up the cannons You got the grapeshots and the cannonballs. I quite like naval warfare from that period. 1700s were interesting times.

I always wanted to be a captain, like on that movie. That's one of my favourite movies with Russell Crowe. What's it called? Master in Command. Such a cool movie. I can't believe they just sailed massive boats across the oceans blown by the wind. What if the wind blows the other way? Won't they get blown back to where

they came from? I don't get it. I don't understand sailing. Surely you can only go in the direction the wind is blowing, so they had to wait for the wind to blow towards America. It seems like such a weird way

What do I think about the mass shootings? Oh, I think it's so sad. Those poor people. My heart goes out to them.

I'll wish them a prayer.

Such a tragedy.

They had rudders to steer, but then you can just steer left and right whilst being blown backwards. What do they do? Very weird.

Maybe they could have rowed there. Didn't they have row— oars as well?

What a tragedy.

I wanted to make a channel about trading called Trade Chat, and then there's already a channel called Trade Chat, and she used to be quite a popular WoW video person. She used to be quite cute. Now she looks old. Have you seen that girl? She's called— what's her username? It's like Panza or something.

Completely forgot about her. I just remembered because I was trying to think of a cool name for my new investment channel. Trade Chat would be pretty cool, wouldn't it? Because it's like we're chatting about trading.

Still her channel name. No, I gave up on the idea of having an investment channel because I have no idea what to talk about. I have no idea about stuff like the market's going to crash. I don't know. Is it? Some people say it is. Some people say it won't.

I'm not sure what videos I'd make about trading. My top 5 tips for trading. Number 1, buy low and sell high, or buy high and sell higher. Number 2, um,

number 2,

uh, I don't know really.

Cross your fingers, hope it goes up.

Copy other people's videos. I can't even copy them because then I'd just be copying word for word what they're saying.

So I kind of lost nearly all my profits day trading last Friday.

I managed to get about £400 profits. I ended Friday with only about £120 profit. I lost nearly £300 of profits because I got bored and I ended up just gambling instead of actually trying to read the chart. It's so bad because I was— in the first 2 weeks, I was trying to do it properly. I was trying

to look at the charts and the candlesticks, and it was kind of working, and I took on very little risk. And then a week ago, I got some massive trades that went really well on Robinhood, and I made a lot of money, and it felt really good and really exciting. So I kind of got hooked, and I

kept trying to recreate that. And then I started getting really bored because I feel so bored recently, and I just kind of YOLO'd on things and it didn't go well.

So hopefully next week I can recoup at least some of my losses. It just gets so boring. I want some fun. The problem is if you start doing it the fun way, you end up losing massive amounts.

So after a month of day trading, my profits are just £120. Not great.

I just don't get it. It either goes up or down, and I got it wrong both times. I tried— I thought NASDAQ would go down, it goes up. I thought NIO would go up, it goes down.

Jeremy lost a lot of money yesterday. Yeah, Tattooed Chef took a big drop. I bought some Tattooed Chef from the drop, so I got £1,000 in Tattooed Chef at $17. Pretty good. And then there was another stock called Seton. It dropped like 80%. It was crazy because they're like some kind of pharmaceutical medicine company, and they got

rejected by the FDA, and the stock just crashed. Look at this, it's crazy.

I went straight on to StockTwits, and everyone was just— the comments were just spamming, people crying about how much they lost. Can you imagine? That freaked me out, so I sold all my BNTO, because I got scared. I don't want to be in these, like, really these really small hype stocks that are related to healthcare, because what

if I lost 80% on BNGO? I would neck myself. Look at that.

Jesus, just fell off a cliff. It was at $5— no, it was at nearly $6, and then it went all the way down to 80 cents. Damn.

That's scary. That's why you don't want to be big in these penny stocks. Those penny stocks and these very speculative ones are so dangerous.

So I got out of BNGO, finally sold it all at like

a 60% loss.

I put it all into— I actually bought a lot of Ford and I bought a lot of Corsair Gaming. So I want to have mostly Ford, Corsair Gaming,

and I need a third stock. I want just 3 stocks to concentrate into. I don't want like 10 different random stuff. I think Ford is good because I saw a tweet on Twitter. They said it's gonna break out soon. Plus, Ford is a good reliable company. Ford's not gonna suddenly go bankrupt overnight. And they've got the new

Ford F-150 electric truck, which is gonna sell way better than the Cybertruck.

And it— Ford doesn't have like a crazy valuation like Tesla does.

Oh crap, my potatoes. And then Corsair Gaming, I feel quite comfortable having a couple thousand. I want like 5,000 in Corsair Gaming because a lot of people who know what they're talking about say it's good. And yeah, it seems good. Price seems pretty low as well.

What else could I get as well? Maybe a bit more Amazon. I don't know about Amazon.

Just don't really know what else. I think that at the end of the day, you just need to pick a few good companies that don't have crazy valuations and just, just go with it.

No, I wouldn't get S&P 500. It's just really high right now.

Maybe if there was a big correction, I'd get some.

I want to get more Altria because Altria Tobacco did really well last week, had a big run-up. So I was quite happy to have a lot of Altria.

So I think I'm gonna stop putting loads of money into stupid stuff like BNGO, these random companies that don't even make profit. That was so dumb. What was I thinking?

Should have put that money into actual companies that are actually making money.

Not these speculative things, because people kept saying, oh, BNGO, $100 end of year. Oh, shut up. BNGO won't even be $10 end of this year at this rate. BNGO just went straight back to $5 and stayed there.

I got all excited because back then all these hype stocks were just going up and up and up crazy. By crazy amounts, and I thought, oh, I need to have all my money into it. Where's my towel?

It nearly worked. I did nearly get a 50x gain on my $20K, but then I lost it. Bit annoying.

Yeah, a bit annoying. I sold my Bitcoin stuff too.

I feel like the moral of the story is don't listen, do the opposite of what everyone is saying. So everyone was saying, oh, Bitcoin's gonna crash, and then it doesn't.

Well, at least I still have a bit.

Did you see Cardano? Jesus, that did a 110% gain. If it was at $1 just a few weeks ago, now it's at $2.20. Imagine I put all my money into Cardano. Could have gone all my gains or my losses back.

Okay, how do I mash this?

Get my potato masher.

Do the old coffee jar thing again. That worked pretty well last time. Maybe I should put it into a cup first. Maybe—

no, just go for it. Oh, there's still coffee in it. I need to get more coffee as well. I need coffee, I need bread. I need some meat.

Wait, something's wrong.

This didn't happen last time. Why is it all stuck to the bottom?

I need a spatula and a potato masher. And a knife.

Last time there was more water in it, that's why. I don't want so much water because I'm trying to make mashed potato.

Okay, I want to put some milk.

Good mashed potato needs a bit of creaminess.

And a bit of barbecue seasoning. Really needs black pepper, but I don't have any.

Tattooed Chef, I reckon it could easily get back to $20. So if I bought at $17, if it gets back to $20, that's like a 30% gain.

So yeah, I'm quite happy to have a couple thousand in Tattoo Chef.

People like Jeremy are saying Tattoo Chef is going to be triple digits in a few years' time.

But I can get a 20-30% gain if it only gets up to $20 again,

as long as they don't go bankrupt. Has anyone had Tattooed Chef before? They don't sell it here. They sell plant-based food

like cauliflower pizza.

Okay, mash this up.

Yeah, I don't really like the name Tattooed Chef. Doesn't really sound tasty. They should have called it Tasty Chef.

Just makes me think of like a pirate ship cook. In the gallows, sweating, hairy arms. It's probably like some hipster SJW lesbian cook

who has very short hair.

Well, maybe they can get to like Beyond Meat levels. Beyond Meat, it's doing pretty well. Imagine Tattoo Chef can get some kind of deal with Pizza Hut.

I quite like Beyond Meat. The Beyond Meat burger is really good. I'd even say it's better than actual meat.

Does this potato look good?

I would happily eat plant-based meats if it was a bit cheaper. The problem with Beyond Meat is it actually costs way more than actual meat. I thought actual meat is going to become too expensive to produce and plant-based is supposed to be a cheap alternative, but it's more expensive now.

Okay, I think the mashed potato is good. Give it a taste.

Not bad. Okay, transfer

it into a cup.

Wait, do I need to put in a cup?

How am I gonna make the fish bit?

Ice is streaming in Tokyo. Are you lying? There's no way.

You liar, he's not streaming.

Where's Ice gone? It's been like a week. What happened to the Tinder stuff? Did he hook up with the girl who lives in his building?

She was quite cute. See, even Ice, when, when these random girls look up his channel, they end up ditching him. Did you see that? He, he met these 2 blonde girls and he stupidly showed them his richest man in LA picture, and they sent the picture to their group chat, and then someone in their group chat knew

who he was and then warned them. And they got them drinks and they were in some kind of place and then they suddenly said, oh sorry, we have to go.

See how having a YouTube channel just fucks you up? What's wrong with Ice's channel? I can understand people not liking my channel, but I don't see why that would be a problem

if a girl saw Ice's channel. It's not really that weird, is it?

At least he doesn't do OnlyFans.

Who's messaging me?

Oh yeah, that blonde girl said she had a boyfriend, so maybe she was worried the boyfriend would find out.

Have I seen Ryan Boundless Dream Crusher videos? I saw a few, and to be honest, he makes a lot of fair points that I didn't really disagree with. It's just he has a very unlikable character, doesn't he? People hated him because he

crushed everyone's dreams. I should make that parody one called Dream Shatterer.

Shattering of dreams.

Okay, so how do I make the fish?

Should I—

should I cook the fish and the mushrooms in the pan first? But then why do I put it in the oven? I want to make it

Wait, no, usually you get a dish and you put the raw fish and the sauce and stuff and the vegetables, and then you put the mashed potato on top, and then it all cooks in the oven, doesn't it?

Any, any confirmations on that idea?

Put it in raw, or should I cook it first?

But then if it cooks too long, the potato is going to burn on top.

No one knows.

Well, then it's not really fish pie. It's just going to be like fish creamy with creamy fish with mashed potatoes.

Oh, that'll be fine. I'll just take this mashed potato out. I'm getting hungry.

It don't matter.

Be careful not to scrape. The pot.

I watched the last episode of Grand Tour. They were in Scotland. The episode was called Lockdown. It's quite funny. See, even Grand Tour, they don't have any content because they can't travel anywhere. So they were forced to make an episode in boring Scotland, not really doing anything. Not just me struggling for content because you can't travel. All

these TV programs, what are they doing? I don't like watching Grand Tour for the cars. I like watching them travel to some country and then doing dumb stuff in it involving cars.

I don't like it when they're reviewing the car.

Okay, so

I want to just boil the mushrooms and the fish. I think I'll try and use these mushrooms up before they rot.

I think this will taste good. I'm going to use carbonara sauce. It's going to be fishy, it's going to be mushroomy

with potato.

How can this go wrong?

What's my favorite food? I love pot noodle beef and tomato. With pork scratchings, vinegar flavor, with a nice beer roux.

Or a bacon sandwich with runny egg yolk.

My favorite.

Um, okay, wait, how chunky do these have to be?

Not too chunky.

Oh, I've been chatting to that Japanese woman too. She wants to phone me. So we were talking about studying English, and then she asked me what's a good way to learn English, and I said having a foreign boyfriend is good. And then she was like, oh, that foreign boyfriend, that sounds nice. And I said, what about me?

Smiley face.

And then she said we should phone— talk on the phone sometime. And I said, okay. I don't really want to because it's kind of awkward. I don't know what to talk about, and then I'm gonna have to use my Japanese again. But this was always a very crucial stage in the acquisition of Japanese girlfriend. If you can

get them on the phone, it means,

um, they're pretty into you at that point. They're pretty interested in the idea of you

So I don't know when we're gonna phone.

Don't worry, I'm an experienced Japanese woman hunter.

So I've made my intentions clear about wanting to be her boyfriend.

Um, all I need to do now is kind of create this feeling of familiarity, because right now I'm a bit faceless. It's just text messages. I need to give her this feeling of, you know, I'm actually a person.

It's just kind of tricky because how are we going to stay in touch for such a long time before Japan reopens, before we can meet?

Did I do that with Chihiro? No, because I was already there.

We just met up and then

we never really phoned each other and we didn't really chat much.

I'm not really a phony kind of person.

Why come here so early? Well, I just feel like it's a good idea to lock her in soon,

otherwise she might lose interest or she might think I'm not interested.

Lock her into the girlfriend position first.

She obviously hasn't found anyone yet because it's been— I think we started chatting back in February or March.

Oh, it's not manipulation, it's just things you do to get a person to like you.

If you describe it that way, then everything's manipulation. I buy someone a nice gift, oh, he's manipulating her.

I give someone a compliment, oh, I'm manipulating them.

But yeah, the fact she wants to phone is a pretty good sign that I've got a good chance that she's interested.

Okay, I think that's enough mushrooms.

Next, for the fish.

I hate it when they make it so hard to open.

These corner tab things, they don't help.

Oh, it's so fishy smelling. Oh, look at that fish. Oh, is this fish okay? Why does it smell so strong? Oh,

what day is it? This is 15th of August.

It's the 15th of August today, isn't it?

It's the 14th. It should be fine.

Oh, this is very strong smelling.

Oh, wait a minute. Why am I putting it into a pot?

It's not so bad now.

It's just a bit strong in the packaging.

I think I'm gonna cook it in the oven, actually.

Oh, it's very fishy smelling.

And then we cook the mushrooms.

Uh, still loads of mushrooms left. These are going to go off.

Oh, carbonara sauce, very important. Oh, very noisy.

Is that raw chicken? Where? No, I've got bacon, sausage, and ham.

I just need some bread to make a sandwich.

Oh, I'm so hungry.

I want to get some more Huel. I might order some Huel. Soon. Craving some vanilla Soylent. It looks like it's been snowing. Everything's white outside.

Oh, what? Oh, what are all these flies? What? Oh, can you see them?

There's flies all over my window.

Look, these are all flies.

It's on the outside. What the hell? I'm closing my window.

Why are they all on my window?

Wait, they are outside.

Ugh, is it because my room stinks or something? I don't smell anything. Why are they coming here? There's loads of them.

Smell of my apartment so bad.

Am I taking the trash out every day? No, every few days I take it out. Oh no, I don't have a cup to get water.

I can't take it out every day because I don't have that much rubbish. I put like 2 items in the bag and I have to take it out. So I let it build up.

But that's kind of weird. Why are there so many flies? Hope none of them came in.

I saw one fly in here yesterday and I killed it. It was not a housefly, but it was, it was like one of those but a bit bigger.

I don't think it smells in here. Unless I have rotting meat in there, then I put it by the entrance.

Bit annoying, now I can't open my door.

They're not in the door, are they?

Don't think so.

Why are they up here? Oh, look, there's loads here as well. Oh my God, what the hell? Can you see them all?

Look.

There's loads.

All those little black dots, they're all flies out in the bedroom.

Maybe it saw me come.

Oh, there's loads here as well.

Wow, I've never seen that before.

I'm making a cream of mushroom sauce.

No, I'm not making soup. I'm making mushroom sauce with haddock And mashed potato.

I was supposed to be making a fish pie, but I changed my mind.

When did I put the fish in?

Oh no, the potatoes are gonna get cold.

I shouldn't have put it in the cup. I should have put it straight on the plate. Oh, why did I put it in the cup? Now I've got to wash the cup.

Okay, there's my mashed potato.

Now we just have to wait. I think 10 minutes more for the fish.

This potato doesn't look great.

It's really unappetizing having all these flies on my window.

Why are they doing that? Go away!

What do you mean my place is not that great? It's my bachelor pad,

highest building in A whole city.

You know, famous footballers live here as well. It's just the interior is a bit dated. I don't know if, if you buy one of these apartments,

I don't know if you're allowed to like rip all this out because everyone has the same furniture and units.

I've seen pictures of the same layout and it looks different, looks a bit better. This one just looks kind of— I feel like the person who bought this apartment just bought it and then didn't really do anything to it. This is all the original stuff that came with it.

The layout is awkward. Yeah, it's a bit strange, but I get used— I got used to it. Remember before I moved in, I was worrying about if it's going to be too small? I was really worrying. Remember back in the other apartment, I was like, oh, it's only this big. And then it's got a small hallway.

It's not bad actually. It felt smaller when I came the first time with that guy, but now I live here, it doesn't really feel that small

compared to the previous place. Yeah, it is half the size almost. Because the other place had a separate, completely separate bedroom and the separate kitchen, whereas this place just has— oh wait, I can't show you that. I've got my toy in the corner.

Oh fuck, did you see it?

You can't really see what it is, can you? It's just a blob, a purple blob. That's not a toy, it's, um, it's my decoration.

Completely not adult-oriented. It's just an innocent little bedside decoration.

I hate these flies.

Go away. Leave me alone.

What if they get inside?

I want to live in a tall building because it has a nice view. It's as simple as that because look at this view

and these stupid flies.

This view is so nice to have every day to look at.

Yeah, today's not great because the weather's not good, but sometimes you have epic sunsets and clouds look cool.

Previous view was better? No, it wasn't. The previous view, half of it was blocked by the other, other half of the building.

My sauce.

It doesn't look creamy, looks brown. Bit weird.

The sunset was better in the last place cuz it was facing the sun,

but then the sun would come straight into the window and make everything too bright.

Okay, I think that's enough.

Official lattes ready.

Fish and potato.

Oh, oh no,

please don't hurt me. No. Oh no, it's stuck to the metal thing.

It's breaking in half.

I hope it's cooked.

I should put the foil—

it should be ready, it's been in there for ages. Oh fuck, it's all breaking apart.

Let me taste it.

Mm, do you think that's cooked?

Is it me, or does it look pink?

Is it flaky or mushy?

Okay, that's not cooked. Fuck.

Stupid fucking fish.

Oh yeah, why does it look pink?

Oh,

now it's all falling apart. Um.

It won't go on the, on the rack thing now. How is it not cooked if it's flaking?

Cook it on the stove? I can't, I got my mushroom sauce in the pot.

Okay, I'll put this one underneath.

Wash my hand.

Ah, getting stressed out now.

It looks horrible. Okay, come back in 10 minutes, should be fine. Oh, I just want to get a McDonald's at this point. I can't be bothered.

I feel tired now.

Wait, are the flies there? There's less of them. I want to open the windows half. I want the flies to come in.

They're not going to come in, are they?

I don't understand why they're here. Why don't they go lower?

There's nothing up here.

A bit scared.

There's definitely some kind of football thing going on. I can hear the stupid people singing. Don't you just hate the sound of football fans singing? They always have that stupid voice, like, ooh,

that really low-pitched, dumb-sounding voice.

It was Manchester versus Leeds earlier. I should have bet money on it. Who won? I knew there was a football thing. You can hear all the banging sounds.

I would have bet £500 on Manchester winning since I live here. I would have won my money then if I should have bet.

I might do more sports betting.

Sports betting isn't so black and white, you know. It's not like your team loses and then you lose, because you can make different bets to diversify your bet. And then you can also— so when I bet £500 on England winning, When England scored the first goal, I had the option to take out £700,

or I could wait for England to win the whole game and then win £500.

Good thing I didn't go outside today then.

There were fights. I should have vlogged it.

If I bet on another game and then my team scored, I think I'll just take the money instead of risking it, because you never know, they might lose the game.

Oh, look at all the flies! What the hell?

Never seen that before.

You can make like a diversified portfolio of bets for a game, so you can bet £50 so-and-so will get the first kick, and then £50 so-and-so will fall over, and then £20 so-and-so will get punched in the face.

What's the plan for today? I'm making a delicious fish and potato meal with succulent mushroom cream sauce.

Professional sports bettor. What do you do for a living? Oh, I bet on football games. Wow, that sounds like someone I want to be in a relationship with, said no girl ever. Oh, so what does your boyfriend do? Oh, he bets on football games.

Is a professional sports bettor kind of like doing stocks?

I guess I think maybe most people think when they hear that I do trading They just think, oh, he's gambling.

It doesn't sound as cool to them as it sounds to me. I think it sounds pretty cool.

Well, it is gambling if you don't know what you're doing and just random pressing buy and sell, which is what I'm doing. But then if you have a plan and a strategy and risk management, then yeah, it's not gambling anymore. But it's the same with anything, isn't it? If you buy a restaurant and you don't know what

you're doing and you just like put out, this is my meal for my restaurant, yeah, your restaurant's going to go out of business pretty quickly. But then if you get a team and a plan and you know what you're doing, then yeah, it's a proper business.

But you know what they say, if you want to make money, you got to have some risk. There's no way to make money without any risk unless you go and be a wage slave. That way, all the risk is managed by your boss, and then you just— you're basically his slave and you get told what to do.

You still have risk as wage slave. Maybe, but then it's a lot less. Well, if your boss goes bankrupt, then you're out of a job, aren't you? The risk isn't your responsibility. Well, it is kind of, because you've got to do a good job to keep the business flowing.

Yeah, there's a lot of other risks, I guess, being employed. You might get fired, your business might go out of business,

lockdowns might happen.

But the good thing about having a job is you're always guaranteed the money as long as you turn up for work.

But then you gotta work, don't you?

Why can't there just be a job where you don't have to work and you get paid anyway? That would be the best job ever. That's why I love OnlyFans. I get paid to cum, basically. I'd love to be a porn star and just get paid to fuck. How do I get in touch with all these, like, porn

industry people? They seem like a very closed world.

I wish I had some porn friends and we can just fuck and make money. That'd be the best thing ever. I'd love to have like 5 porn girlfriends,

then we just collab and help each other and do OnlyFans,

make money and fuck.

I don't seem to be able to get any of the people like that. I used to chat to one Spanish OnlyFans girl But

that was ages ago now.

Be like a dream come true for me because the hardest thing for me to get is regular sex. And the second hardest thing for me to get is money. And then being in the porn industry would basically solve those 2 problems, wouldn't it? I get to have all kinds of sex with loads of different women, and I

get to have money.

I don't want to do porn. I want to do like amateur stuff. I don't want to do professional stuff. That'd be weird with like a cameraman, a production crew. What happens afterwards? Do they all fuck her too after they finish filming, or is it really professional?

I'd love to make vlogs with a girl, and then at the end of the vlog we're like, check out OnlyFans if you want to see more. Hey, you can get so many people to click. Imagine if I got a new girlfriend and then I like clickbaited people into joining our OnlyFans.

I don't think it's ever gonna happen.

Channel's so dead now. I'm not even gonna get 5K views in a day now. Before I was saying, oh, I can't get 10K views in a day. Now I can't even get 5K views. Jesus Christ. But I've seen other people's channels dying now. Sora the Troll's channel looks like it's starting to die too. His last 6 or

7 uploads only get about 50K views.

Join in too, he can get barely 20K.

Look at Tech Lead. Oh, have you seen the whole Tech Lead drama with Coffee Sitter? That's so funny. Tech Lead is getting so much hate and he's just trolling them all.

His video has like 24,000 dislikes and he's clickbaiting the hell out of it, like, I'm going to jail. I'm getting scammed. Tech lead, he knows how to, how to do it. That's so what I would do if I was in the same situation. I would clickbait the hell out of it, get those clicks from those stupid idiots.

That's what you got to do, cuz people don't stick around. Just milk the shit out of every situation.

I wish I could get some big scandal. That's what I need. I need some scandal to revitalize my channel. I need a YouTuber to expose me.

I don't even know what videos I'd make when I go back to Japan.

I guess my net cafe and my capsule hotel, my slum in Japan Osaka videos did well. Got 100K views.

I saw Chris Broad's new video. That was quite interesting. The capsule pod apartment block. Never seen that before. But there's no way I could do that. How does Chris get the interview with the guy there and then film inside it. I would just stand outside going, oh look, this is a really weird-looking building, it was built in

1972,

and then I'd like creepily stand in the entrance. I can't do an interview. I don't even know how Chris gets these interviews. And now he's got that hipster-looking real estate friend who probably has access to all kinds of interesting properties.

You didn't make a video of your trip to Manchester. What are you talking about? I made 2.

See how dead my channel is? People don't even know I made a video. They think I didn't make a video.

It's called Running— I Ran Away from My Parents, My Mum's House, and then Moving to Manchester Day 1, and then Moving to Manchester my new apartment. I made like 3 or 4.

Oh, by the way, I changed it so you don't need to sub to watch my streams.

Don't know if that's good or bad.

So now the bonus of being a sub is you get 2 special emotes. Plus you get no ads when you watch my streams, so it's ad-free.

But now non-subs can clip and they can also watch past streams. Good guy, Daniel.

Why is my title something I'm not talking about. Well, I'm not gonna talk about it for 5 hours straight. I already talked about it in the beginning. But Twitch, you can't rewind back to the beginning, can you? I think that's just YouTube.

I was just wondering if clickbait titles work on Twitch. The answer is no, they don't. Clickbait titles don't make any difference on Twitch.

I swear, if I did this title on YouTube, I'd have like 400 viewers compared to 200.

Remember I did the Manchester girl rage stream and I got nearly 400 viewers? I haven't had 400 viewers in ages.

Yeah, more Super Chats as well.

I'll do a YouTube stream maybe tomorrow

cuz I'm gonna go shopping, get some beer. Just need a clickbait title for the stream to get people to click it at least.

What should I clickbait the title as?

Drunk, getting, getting drunk and sad in my apartment. I want to make a video called Why I'm in Love with Venus Angelic. She's my perfect girlfriend. And then I can say, oh, we both do OnlyFans and we both do streaming. We got so much in common and I think she's so beautiful. I don't know. She doesn't really

have much of a viewership anymore, so I don't know what I'd gain from it.

And then I don't even know if my viewers know who she is. Maybe if she was like a really big— her channel is so dead as well. She gets like 10K views.

Everyone's channel is dead.

I wonder if Chris's channel will ever die. I think if he ever lost interest or ran out of things to make videos about, he'll probably just stop. He won't keep making videos like I'm doing, dragging it out.

Unfortunately, I don't have the luxury

to stop making videos. Got bills to pay. I don't make $20,000 on Patreon a month. Jesus, can't believe he makes like 30— he probably makes like $30K, $40K a month on Patreon alone. Who knows how much he makes on ad revenue.

Oh, thank you, so kind and generous for the sub.

But as much as I'm jealous of Chris, I just— there's no way I can even make anything like he makes. I can't even go outside and film. I can't even talk to people in the shop, let alone do an interview in front of a camera.

Just completely a whole other level he's on. When it comes to content creation.

He just destroyed everyone in the whole Japan scene. Only people who come close are like Paulo in Tokyo, who has— I don't know, would you say Paulo has better level quality of production? Paulo's production quality is pretty damn good too. People like Yuta in Japan, he kind of fell off, didn't he? Fell behind.

Nobita's videos, not really the same level. He has interviews and stuff and his videos look okay, but it just doesn't have that professional shine that Chris's has.

Why am I obsessed with him? I'm not really obsessed, I just, I like analyzing his channel. As a barometer of success in the Japan scene.

Because I used to be very interested in Japan vloggers. I started off watching Tokyo Cooney, the grandfather of J-vloggers. I used to watch Gimme a Break Man. I used to watch— I even used to watch TKO Sam when I was like 18. It's kind of funny I ended up meeting him.

That was the J-vlogger scene back then. Gimme a Break Man, Rachel and Jun, Canada Jin, and then Chris Broad just comes out of nowhere and nuclear bomb destroys all of them in terms of views.

There was also that guy Only in Japan. His videos were quite good, but then he left the channel. Oh yeah, that other guy Dave Trippin took over Only in Japan and everyone hates him and thinks he's rubbish.

Now my sauce and potato are all cold.

My dinner is ruined. My disappointment is unmeasurable.

But food is food. Hopefully this bloody fish is cooked. Gefilte fish. Oh, I nearly fell out!

Don't fall out. That would be funny though. The whole thing maybe slipped out like my cock.

Has anyone had sex before and then you just get bored and then your dick gets smaller and smaller and then it just kind of flops out and then you pretend that you came? When actually you didn't. So embarrassing. It happened a few times when I was having sex. I just kind of lost interest in doing it.

Now it's all dry.

All right, still tastes good. At least it's not wet and soggy.

Oh no, oh no, oh no, no, no, no, it's falling out. It's not good.

When Gimme a Break Man wrote the follow-up comment 3 years later— yeah, then he deleted it, but I screenshotted it. It was a really horrible comment as well. He was so rude to me. He was like, man, don't you feel shame? Don't you want to do something with life?

He was like really having a go at me, and then he deleted it quickly. But not fast enough. He really hates me. I felt a bit sad because I used to look up to him and I used to watch his content a lot. No, he hates me. I'm just trying to get views like you were doing.

Such a hypocrite. He also used drama and clickbait to get views.

What's that? I've got to clean this bloody oven now.

He said something like, I've got an insatiable thirst for attention, which is true.

I do like the attention. Remember Elvis Alien interviewed me and he said, when I asked Daniel what he thought of people hating him,

a big smile emerged on his face like he enjoys it. Yeah, I do enjoy it actually. I like it when people care about me.

Oh, this fish tastes like shit. Oh, it's like rubber now.

Oh my god, this is the worst meal I ever made.

Oh,

tastes like fishy rubber.

Okay, now get the mushroom sauce.

Voilà. Hopefully the mushroom sauce saves it.

Something's missing. We need some green.

Fucking salad.

Oh, salad smells weird.

And that is how you make

Delicious smoked haddock with mushroom cream sauce with mashed potato.

Let me get a zoom in.

Mm, bet you're jealous. Bet you wish you had a boyfriend who can cook like me.

Well, the mushroom sauce is okay, tastes mushroomy.

Potato is a bit cold.

I've suddenly lost my appetite. I can't get all this inside me now.

Oh, the fish! Oh, it's like plastic.

Oh, oh, it's so hard.

Oh, it's a bit loud. Do you like girls in thigh highs and chokers, Daniel? What's a thigh high? Thigh highs? Knee-high socks? Yeah, they're cute. Don't know about chokers. Oh, this meal is so bad. Wow.

Just chew and swallow it.

Oh,

curry. Oh yeah, curry is a good idea. I'm gonna make curry next. Thanks for the idea. How hard can curry be? I just get the curry cubes. I might go to Wing Yip. Actually, because they've got the golden Japanese curry.

I'm gonna get, um, what do they put in it? They put beef, don't they? No way I could mess that up. Okay, just eat this crap.

Ah, this fish died for this.

This whole fish's life led up to this point.

At one point it was swimming around in the ocean, and now it's in my mouth.

I

think I made a mess.

Ah, it's not going to be fun cleaning that. No, have strength.

We need sustenance.

This is literally torture.

This is actual torture.

I should have made a fish cake.

I don't want it.

I don't

want

that.

The texture is all wrong. The flavor— there's no flavor.

I don't get it. Last time I made smoked haddock, it actually was very nice.

First I undercooked it, and then I overcooked it.

I should soak this before it dries hard.

Where are the flies?

Oh wow, most of the flies are gone now.

Maybe they're inside my apartment.

Okay, back to the meal.

I actually prefer fuel to this.

Did you see that program in Africa where they go into the, the jungle where there's swarms of flies and they put butter on a frying pan and they just swing the frying pan around catching the flies in the pan

and then they catch loads and loads and loads and then they scrunch it all up and press it into like a fly burger.

Oh my god, it probably tastes better than this though. Oh, what does a fly burger taste like?

I think, I think I honestly can't eat this.

I might have to put this in the bin. I'm going to gag.

Tastes like poop. Flies eat poop. Oh, you're making me You're gonna make me vomit.

Oh,

I can't stop thinking about poo-flavored Fly Burger.

I have to put this in the bin. I can't finish this. It's so bad.

It's so bad. I'm just gonna eat my yogurt and my fruit.

Jesus Christ.

The bits of fish where it's soft are not too bad.

And even the salad is kind of rotting.

Okay, I'm putting this in the bin. Fuck this. Why do I have to torture myself?

Oh my God, I think it's the first time I couldn't even eat my own cooking.

Fly larvae goes into raw food. Yeah, I better seal that up.

Just gonna have a yogurt.

Oh my God.

The yogurt has 150 calories, so that should make up for it.

I'm gonna buy you some food tomorrow.

What should I get? I don't want to cook anymore. Everything I made tastes so bad.

Maybe I'll just get ramen.

Buy pre-made meals, but they're so expensive. They're like £4 for 1 meal.

I need to get bread, coffee, more salad. The salad keeps rotting as well before I can finish all of it.

The easiest things are those oven pies and sausage rolls.

And the pizzas are quite easy.

Fish is difficult.

Chicken's quite easy,

coating it in that seasoning and then putting it in the oven. That's all you need to do.

I don't know what to do. I hate eating, such a pain.

I think I'm going to buy some fuel tonight.

She can't be fucked anymore.

Eating is such a pain in the backside.

All the good food is expensive and gives you cancer.

Otherwise I'd probably just have— I don't know, I feel like dinners are the most difficult. Lunch is easy because you just make a sandwich and have crisps.

I just suck my food out of a plastic bag like this.

Mmm, oh, this is so much better than that disgusting meal.

This has What does it have?

Surely it has vitamins.

No, it's just energy, fat, a bit of carbohydrates, and protein.

It really sounds like there's a zombie apocalypse going on outside, all the screaming.

Every time there's some football match, why do stupid people here go nuts? What is wrong with them? Can't they just watch a football game and go, oh, well, that was interesting. Oh, that's a shame we lost. Oh, that's nice, we won, and then go home and make dinner? No, they gotta go around in the streets screaming and

shouting like a bunch of stupid idiots.

Bunch of bloody animals. This is why you need another war. Send them off to the trenches.

Stupid cannon fodder.

They literally want to have a war. You see the tribalism. The Liverpool fans come over here and then they start fighting the Manchester United fans in the street. They literally want to have a war. Just let them fight and kill each other.

It's like humans just want to fight naturally, even when there's no war going on. They just end up fighting each other.

Humans are stupid, smelly species,

but I guess that's necessary.

If you have a successful species, you need aggression. What happens if you put a little bit of water in fuel and make a bridge? Of Huel that you can just swallow down for calories since you say that you can't drink a lot of Huel?

Swallow a brick?

How, how would I eat the brick though?

It would have to be so condensed to make it into a pill,

otherwise I'd just be like swallowing Lumps of fuel. That sounds gross.

Yeah, so if the species had no aggression and testosterone, you'd just get like a bunch of people like me who never achieve anything and then fail to attract any women and then make no babies, and the species dies, goes extinct.

I mean, there probably were many species like me and they all went extinct.

At the end of the day, just pure aggression and fucking is what makes a species successful.

There were many species of humans: Homo erectus, Homo something, and the Neanderthals. And the Neanderthals actually had bigger brains than the Homo sapiens, us. The Neanderthals had 25% bigger bigger brains and they were smarter. But the reason why they went extinct and didn't thrive like we did is because they didn't have culture and stuff like religion and

culture and strong language skills.

I saw a documentary. They said thanks to our cultural skills and stuff like having gods, we managed to outfuck the Neanderthals into existence. I mean, out of existence.

There were loads of other ones, failed humans.

What does Homo mean again?

It's a Greek word. Homo sapiens. I think sapiens means man.

I forgot now. Man of something.

Homo is human. Yeah, what does sapiens mean? Homo

sapiens meaning.

Wise man. Oh, sapien means wise

in Latin, not Greek. So then what does Homo erectus just mean? Standing, doesn't it? So Homo erectus, meaning

upright man, extinct species of archaic human from the Pleistocene.

Bet the women were hot. Would you fuck a Neanderthal woman? Bet she's got a hairy vag.

What about Homo erectus female? Let's Google that.

Oh my God. Do not Google Homo erectus female. Jesus Christ, they look so ugly.

Oh, they're so ugly.

Oh my Jesus.

Uh, I'd still smash. Maybe that'd be weird.

Types of extinct humans.

Homo Heidelbergensis. What? That's Heidelberg

in Germany that I went to. Why is there a human named after it. Homo heidelbergensis, Homo rudolfensis,

Homo erectus floresiensis habilis. So many. We're the only homos that survived.

Sapiosexual. Never heard of that.

I never heard the word sapien used in another way.

Homo habilis female.

Oh, they're so

Ugly. They look so freaky.

They look like gorillas but with no fur.

Wait, is that racist? It's not racist, is it? I mean, they're not even human. They're Homo habilis.

Wait, might have to take down the stream now.

Is it racist? I know, I know it's racist if I say a you-know-what looks like a you-know-what, but is it racist if I say a Neanderthal looks like a gorilla?

They've got— the Homo habilis have like the same face structure as a gorilla. But no fur, and then the, the shape of a human body. It's really weird.

Primates are like the freakiest looking

animals on the whole planet. We just look weird, don't you think? Don't you ever look in the mirror and like look at your nose and you your lips and the weird ears and think, wow, we look like freaks compared to all the other animals. All the animals look cute, like cats and dogs, horses.

All the monkey— all the monkey species look weird. There's no monkey that doesn't look weird. They all look weird.

Humans are pretty weird too.

We're the only species that has like a nose like we do. All the other animals have similar-looking noses, like cats and dogs.

Daniel fucks 0 times a day. I fucked my hand 5 times a day.

I think the superior human would just have no facial features. It would just be like smooth, flat, like it's been melted off in a fire.

Like those aliens in Star Wars, the ones with the really long necks, the Kamino— Kamino aliens, the ones that made the clone army.

I am the superior form of human.

Ladies should be lining up for my semen.

Like Genghis Khan, he didn't have like 200 children, and then every single person in Mongolia has DNA that traces back to Genghis Khan.

Why are my fingernails so dirty?

Mongolia is a weird country. It's so empty and full of nothing. I Googled, why is Mongolia so empty? Because they've got very little land that can sustain crops and it's all just very dry and barren. But so much of it looks nice, full of forests, mountains, lakes, and rivers.

Why don't they just build a massive city there and send all the you-know-whats there?

Surely they could build a huge city in Mongolia,

and then you won't have to have people fighting to get into other countries. Now send all the refugees there. Let's just make a huge city and Mongolia, and then all the refugees can go and live there.

And then you could just pipeline in water, electricity, oil, food.

Did you see they're planning to make a hyperlink connecting all the cities in England.

I think Virgin Galactic— Virgin Atlantic, Richard Branson's company, is gonna do it, copying Elon Musk's idea. And then you can travel between Manchester and Birmingham in like 5 minutes.

They're gonna make these underground tubes that transport people at over 500 miles per hour. That's crazy.

England really needs it though. For example, I want to go to Brighton. There's no direct way to get to Brighton unless I get a 9-hour bus. We don't even have like a bullet train.

I think they're seriously planning on doing it.

Haven't they been trying to get that H20 bullet train built for decades? But they can't because they would have to demolish people's houses that are in the way, and because we live in a democracy, they can't get the permission.

Loads of people are against the super train thing they want to build.

I want to go to Brighton because there's a cute girl.

I bet I go to Brighton and she ghosts me as well. She'll be like, oh, I didn't think you'd actually come. Well, you said you wanted to meet me, so Here I am.

They all say they want to meet until I actually go, and then they're like, what? I didn't think you're actually coming.

I don't know.

Sometimes I feel like these girls are just trolling me to get me to come to where they are and then waste my money.

Getting catfished all around the world.

I don't even know about this Greek girl.

She could be trolling me too.

People say, oh, you should FaceTime them. It makes no difference.

All the FaceTiming in the world can't, can't predict if she's a troll or not.

Yeah, Brighton is like 5 hours away by train. I have to go to London and then London to Brighton, or I could get a plane, which might be about 1 hour to

Heathrow. I don't know if there's planes from Manchester to Gatwick

and then Gatwick to Brighton by train.

Well, I can get a 9-hour bus which just goes straight there, which would be nice. Just sit on the bus, fall asleep.

There's no— Gatwick's quite close actually, Gatwick Airport,

but is there a I looked for planes from Manchester, from, from Manchester to Brighton, and then nothing came up.

She said she saw PewDiePie as well. She said everyone's seen PewDiePie. Isn't it weird? You live in Brighton, you go into the shop, you just see PewDiePie all the time. I just can't imagine it.

She said he looked grumpy.

It must be stressful for him. Imagine you can't even go to a supermarket without getting recognized. Oh wait, I don't, cuz it literally happens to me. I've only got 100K subs and I get recognized going to Aldi.

Imagine how many times he must get— he must have like a crowd of people following Every time he goes out. It must be pretty depressing. I would hate it.

Being famous is not that great sometimes.

Yeah, he wants to move to Japan because he said that's the only place where he never gets recognized, because Japanese people don't know who he is.

It's kind of weird how he got so famous in the first place.

I think it's purely based off his, off his likability. He was a very— well, he still is. He's a really likable guy. He can even say effing N-word and still people love him.

But his content's never been great. It's just been like screaming at video games. I used to watch him a lot in 2014, '16.

He was so different back then. He had like the anime haircut and he used to play Walking Dead and Happy Wheels. Remember Happy Wheels? He'd just be playing Happy Wheels 100 times

Doing those silly voices.

It must be kind of sad because he probably has to be firm with annoying viewers who keep trying to talk to him,

but then he probably doesn't want to be rude to them, but then you kind of have to. Just say, I'm really sorry, but I'm kind of busy. That sounds so rude.

I never had to do that because I'm never busy.

It's always weird when it happens. I can't believe it still happens. The guy who Talked to me a few days ago. It was quite nice.

I still don't remember seeing him before. He said he saw me in 2018 and he said hi. I don't remember.

That other girl doesn't message me anymore. The one who got me drunk.

She kept asking if I wanted to meet up and I never really felt like it. And then she kept asking if she could come over and I just ignored her.

She was on Reddit. What was she saying? I haven't spoken to her in ages.

Maybe I said something that upset her.

We got really drunk and then she was saying something like, let's go to Greece.

Yeah, that was ages ago, the posting the drunk pics.

Feels like such a long time ago now.

Ever since I moved into this apartment, things just got really boring.

That's why I don't really want to meet her, because she, she takes my picture and posts it. I don't know why she does it.

Yeah, it's a bit sad no girls want to meet up in Manchester.

There was another girl in the comment section. She said we could meet up, but then she never messaged me.

I used to chat to her a few years ago too.

I think she has autism. She said in the comments that she had autism. Yeah. Everyone does.

Seems like everyone who watches my channel has bloody autism.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Not that I have a problem with it.

I just find it kind of awkward. Well, people who have autism are a lot easier to talk to, I think, because there's no— they don't have any awkwardness. They just talk and talk and talk. Maybe I sound really autistic when I stream. Maybe I sound like what they sound like when I stream and when I talk to

them in real life. That's what I sound like. Maybe that's why people think I have autism. No, I don't have autism.

I'm vomiting in my mouth. Excuse me.

I wouldn't say this stuff in real life.

Do you think I'm like this in real life? I'm like a whole different person. Select Chihiro said Daniel's a really shy and quiet sweet guy in real life, but then on live streams he becomes a monster. Was that what Turkish Girl said? Didn't Turkish Girl say that Daniel's really sweet but then online he's a monster?

Because my thinking is I talk shit about people who don't talk to me anymore because I think, well, they don't even care about me anymore. They're not in my life anymore, so why should I care if I talk shit about them or not? Like all those stupid people from the guest house, I don't give a fuck about

them anymore. Met them like 10 years ago. None of them stayed in contact with me. So yeah, I'll say whatever the fuck I want about them. What are they going to do about it? Nothing, because they don't even know and they wouldn't even care.

I probably detach, detach from people very easily and easily shit-talk them.

The Canadian guy was perfectly nice. There is not a single thing I can shit-talk him about, apart from I told him my YouTube channel in confidence and then he told everyone at the guest house. That was a bit annoying.

Luckily, I left the guest house to move in with Chihiro. Didn't have to stay there much longer, but they all found out about my bloody YouTube channel.

James was nice. Canadian people are usually very nice. All the Canadian people I've met have been really friendly. Like, really, really friendly and nice. I actually would say Canadian people are probably the friendliest people I've ever met. Americans were nice too, but they were kind of dickish. Americans are loud and outgoing, but they've got this massive ego

dickishness to them. Almost every American I

There was this guy from Guam who was like Hawaiian looking. He served in the military, American, and he was such a dick. Just like, you know, alpha, arrogant, annoying, loud American stereotype that you can think of was him. And almost all the American people I met were like that. Most of them

at the guest house.

British people are quiet, but they're dicks as well. And there was this guy called Shane at the guest house. He was a massive dickhead. I tried to talk to him and he just blew me off.

I was watching TV and I had the remote at my table. He came over and he said, if he could change the channel,

and I said sure, and I tried to start a conversation with him. I think I said something like, are you from England as well? And then he just went, yeah, and then he walked off. Fucking dick.

Yeah, and then walks off. Yeah, well, screw you too, Shane. Why don't you eat shit? Fucking loser.

All these times, there were so many times I tried to put effort into talking to people and they blew me off. Like this other German guy I sat next to at the computers in the hallway.

I tried asking him some questions and he was just like, yeah, No. Yeah,

if you got no interest in talking, then fuck off back to your bedroom, idiot.

Maybe I was just weird,

but I did try to talk to people.

It's why I stopped trying, is because it was— it felt so bad and it felt so embarrassing.

When you try and start conversation, they just walk off, or they barely say anything back to you.

Now that I think about it, I never saw the German guy talk to anyone. He did seem weird. He was always on his own, sitting in silence, and he always looked really serious. I should have— should have noticed that.

Being human is so difficult.

Being part of society is so difficult.

Interacting with people is so difficult.

There's some people I click with really well. And I just feel at ease with them, and they're so nice and warm. They ask me questions, they give good answers when I ask them questions,

but they're hard to find.

It's like with Mila, instantly I felt no awkwardness. I felt just at ease with her, and I felt like I can be silly and goof around

Almost instantly, like the first interaction we had, she literally kicked me.

We were supposed to meet outside McDonald's at the train station. She went into McDonald's and I was standing outside by the door, and then she snuck up on me from behind and greeted me by kicking my hand like that. That was so weird.

I think Mina might have autism too.

Well, it seems as though we both have autism.

That's nice.

Would you like one of my chips?

I don't know if it's autism for me. I think it's because I'm so nervous and awkward. That I want to say something autistic-sounding

to break the tension, like saying, so, um, do you like stuff? Do you like things too?

Like Ralph Wiggum. Ralph Wiggum definitely has autism.

Autism is a very weird thing, isn't it?

You can just tell there's something off when someone has it.

Maybe it's my autistic vibes that are repelling women, so women might be might be misunderstanding creepiness with just autistic vibes that I give off.

Bit of a problem. I reckon a lot of women get creeped out by me.

Did I say autistic people don't have awkwardness? Yeah, I feel like they just talk and talk and talk without Gold, did you actually say autistic people don't have awkwardness? Are you trolling? And yes, it is possible that you have autism. You could just be very high functioning. Maybe I chose the wrong word, not awkwardness, but nervousness. So

when I, whenever I've interacted with an autistic person, they,

they just seem to talk a lot, you know, especially Casey. When I met Casey, he would just talk and talk about the most random dumb stuff

that I don't even have any idea why he's talking about it. You know, like that Moises guy Ice hangs out with? He definitely has autism.

They just talk a lot, don't they?

Like me when I stream.

I don't know the difference between Asperger's and autistic.

I'm not like this in real life, I promise. I'm pretty quiet and shy.

I don't just randomly say weird stuff or vomit in my mouth and then laugh. That would be weird. I don't fart on my hand as well.

Don't tell me you're gonna be pulling me again. Soon, after I have some coffee.

I think Pia has autism too.

I think Everyone on my Discord has autism.

I didn't notice it in the beginning. Then it's starting to make sense now. All these people I met, all these weird things that happened, it must be autism. And then some of them even said they had autism.

Even Chihiro said to me, Daniel, I think you have autism or Asperger's. Even my dad said it to me.

Can you imagine my dad's reaction? I didn't even think about it at the time because I was so caught up in becoming a famous YouTuber. I just kind of completely forgot got about my family. I never even tried to imagine my dad watching my videos and what he must think. He messaged me, I think late 2018, saying,

Daniel, I think you might have Asperger's. Maybe you should get it checked out. But why get it checked out? It's not like getting checked out is gonna fix it. It's not like cancer. Oh, you should get your prostate checked so you can get your cancer cured.

You either have it or you don't. You get checked out and then you get told you have it or you don't. And then even if you get told, nothing changes, cuz it's not like you get rid of it.

Seems kind of pointless.

I think I have the depression recently. Sometimes I, I get brief moments where I break out of it and I feel good, and then I start thinking, oh, I want a Steam Deck, I want a Flip C3, I want a new laptop, I want this and that. And then the depression comes back and I start thinking, oh

my God, I should save my money.

I get depressed because I'm so freaking bored. I get bored and then I start shit-talking people for fun, and then that causes me drama and problems. So recently

I kind of bashed that girl who unmatched me for OnlyFans, even though I said to myself I wasn't gonna do that.

Yeah, well, she unmatched me and she's never gonna talk to me again, so screw her. Fucking bitch. Unmatched me for OnlyFans.

Bet she showed her you-know-what to more men than I have.

I need to poo now.

Because when I'm not causing drama, you know, nothing happens. I just feel ignored and invisible, and I think, ugh, this is so boring. I'm gonna say my— speak my mind. Oh no, it's coming out! Oh no, quick! Where's my phone?

Autistic people definitely do have nervousness. Depending on upbringing and other factors, anxiety can be a core feature of autism spectrum disorder. Higher-functioning people with autism develop masking and end up faking things to seem more normal.

Nothing came out, it's just air, so I might have to go again.

Most of the flies are gone now, that's good.

Ah, it's a nice cool Saturday evening, all we need is a beer.

Autistic people definitely have a nervousness, but I don't really sense it. I don't really see their nervousness.

My problem with autistic people, my next video. No, my problem with autistic people is they just talk too much, and then I end up Just sitting there like listening to their self-monologue. It doesn't feel like having a conversation, and then I get bored.

That's why I don't really like talking to people. I like talking, but I don't like listening.

Play the donation. I played it when I was in the toilet, didn't I?

Who did I like talking to?

The problem is I'm just not really very interested in what other people have to say unless it's someone like a, you know, like Jeremy Clarkson or a YouTuber. Then obviously I want to hear what they say, but most people are not as interesting as those people.

You didn't like talking to Chihiro? Chihiro is pretty boring to talk to. Don't tell her that.

We barely talked, to be honest, because I was just constantly thinking of YouTube all the time.

We never had anything in common to talk about.

Uh, well, she loves talking shit about TK-san, which I thought was funny

because TK-san was saying stuff like, you should phone the police because she stole your stuff, dude.

And then Chihiro was like, the fuck is he talking about? We're married. There's no such thing. The police wouldn't do anything. And she was like, oh, I'm so fed up with these stupid foreigners coming to Japan, think they know shit about the legal system and they know fuck all. I mean, she didn't say that. That was my

interpretation of what she said.

Imagine Chihiro speaking like that. Fucking foreigners coming to Japan, fuck off.

No, she would say it in Japanese, in like Kansai dialects, which sounds very rough, which would kind of be the Japanese equivalent of like effing this and effing that.

Well, we had some fun conversations. Like talking about weirdos like Cesium or

other viewers.

The problem is I'm very one-minded.

One-minded? Stupid sirens distracting me. One-mind-oriented. I don't know what the phrase is.

So at that time, I was completely obsessed with the YouTube world, other YouTubers, how to get views. So that's all I was interested in. And now all I'm interested in is the stock market. So I didn't really have any interest in talking about anything else.

And then all she did was go to work, and there just wasn't really much interesting about her.

No, not allowed the N-word. I will have to ban you. Because I am a good streamer who moderates his chat.

I have zero n-word policy.

Excuse me, why is the stupid siren going on and on? Can't they turn the siren down a bit? Does it really have to be that loud? Surely the people in the vicinity can hear it. Why did you need the whole city to be able to hear it? How deaf do you think people are? I guess some people

are deaf. Well, if they're that deaf, they probably can't hear it anyway.

How do you think they made the sound for the siren? Do you think they got some guy going

into a microphone? Where does the sound originate from?

The fuck is that? What was that? Did you hear that? It sounded like the wind.

That was weird. Yeah, someone said this building makes this whistling sound in the wind. I haven't heard it yet.

Oh,

listen, it sounds like a police siren, but it's just going

I wonder if the architect— is he gonna die up there

in his 2-floor penthouse that he designed? Have you seen the video? If you Google, if you YouTube search Ian Simpson, he has a like an interview video where he gives you a tour of his 2 floors up there, and he talks about how he designed the building and his upbringing,

stuff like that.

Quite interesting.

No, I don't think it's swaying.

So they put a Hilton Hotel at the base of the building, which is connected to the back of the building, and it's like a massive anchor that keeps the building stabilized.

I wonder how many rooms are on this entire floor. I don't think there's that many. There's probably between 10 and 12 rooms maybe each floor, because the building is not actually that big. It's got a weird rectangle shape, so it's not like a cube shape, it's like a

rectangle. So it looks big from the front because it looks wide, but then it's very slim from the side profile.

Kind of a weird shape.

Looks like it's going to fall over.

Looks like a big Jenga brick.

We built this city.

We built this city.

I have to think what food to get tomorrow.

I'll get beer, bread.

Yeah, it's my first time living in Manchester. I lived in Berlin, Frankfurt, Tokyo, Osaka, Seoul.

Girls queued up. Are they—

there's one Manchester girl, but she seems very

cautious.

She was asking about my social media. I said I don't have any.

And then she said— I said I promise I won't kill you, lol. And then she said you better not, or else my brothers will avenge me. So the fact that she has brothers kind of puts me off a little bit.

Thankfully, Chihiro didn't have any brothers to come beat me up. Mira didn't have brothers either. Don't really like girls who have brothers because usually things end badly between me and girls, and then I don't like an angry brother coming to beat me up.

I think Turkish girl had a brother.

Pawkins Pull-Up is saying the N-word in Japanese in your chat. Oh, what? Is that true, Pawkins? I have to ban you now. I did not know because I do not read Japanese. I am English. I had no idea what you were saying. Now I must ban you.

Moderator, please ban Porkins. Thanks. See, I am a good streamer. I moderate my chat.

What was I saying?

Um, yeah, I feel a bit intimidated when the girl has big burly man brothers.

Am I a god at speaking Japanese? No, I forgot all my Japanese, which means I did not realize the N-word was being typed.

I like girls who have sisters,

cute sisters who are lonely and sad.

Yeah, Twitch is very strict on what people say, not like YouTube. I never got any warnings on YouTube about what people were saying in the chat. So far I've had 2 bans on on Twitch now.

If I don't ban them, then I get banned.

So sorry about that.

Twitch really, really hates toxic communities. You see how they banned Ice and they banned Leafy? Leafy didn't even last 2 days on Twitch, and he didn't even break any of Twitch's rules. They just knew who he was, and they were like, nope, we're not having Leafy on our platform, get lost.

Twitch is very, very, very brand conscious.

You know, they just banned all those kind of edgy streamers, like Anything for Views.

Yeah, they care so much about what people say, but then Twitch is like basically softcore chatterbait with all these girls sitting in hot tubs. How are these girls sitting in hot tubs for hours and hours? Don't their you-know-whats get all wrinkly and dry?

I miss Leafy. Do you think he'd ever make a comeback again? There's just something about Leafy I really liked.

Just that juvenile humor with his, like, juvenile American-sounding voice. And then the whole toxic chat just makes it— adds an extra layer of entertainment to it.

And he did have insightful things to say that were interesting now and then.

I think it was unfair he got banned like that. His Pokimane videos weren't even that bad. He was mainly talking about stocks in the videos. It was just clickbait.

If I got banned on Twitch, where am I gonna stream? Mixer's dead.

I guess I could stream on Chef Daniel, just go back to YouTube streaming.

I mean, I'd make so much more money if I just did non-stop streams on my channel. It's not like any of my videos are popping off anymore. I might as well just milk it with the streams.

Yeah, I am getting to the point where I just feel like saying, uh, fuck making videos. I'm not making a video, it's just for 5-10K views that just make $40, when I could just stream and then the stream gets at least 10K views plus nearly $100. Back when I was getting 40-50K views, then yeah, the videos were

more profitable, but these days I don't get that.

I guess I'm just worried if I keep doing stream after stream after stream, it will kill the channel even more.

I just wonder how dead the channel is going to get.

So many people would be happy with 10K views.

Yeah, it's just I had a dream of becoming a YouTuber and then it just kind of fell flat.

Copper Cab also just does only streams now.

After a while you realize, yeah, I'm not gonna get viral again.

It's a sad and bitter pill to swallow. I've been trying for 3 years now.

Closest I got to a viral, maybe my Why I Hate Korea video last year got 112k views now.

And it's not like streams can't go viral. Ice Poseidon's streams went viral recently. His MrBeast finger on the phone challenge got like 800k views.

His Jake Paul boxing fight stream got like 100k views.

It's just a bit sad because

I don't know, I used to have pride in my videos and now I've just lost it.

What if I copy what Ice does?

I don't know, those few streams Ice did that went viral went viral because they were trending things.

Like the boxing match. Uh, he got good views on his WallStreetBets trading stuff.

It's just I never know what's trending because I don't keep up with it.

You don't have the USP anymore.

Yeah, I feel like I lost it.

My USP used to be being a massive creep, weirdo, loser

and monetizing it.

And then after the Mida thing happened, I just

kind of wished people liked me more. Then maybe she would like me still as well.

Now I'm kind of scared of

brandishing my creepiness to its full extent out of fear that it's gonna repel other girls.

Probably already has. Maybe it's even too late.

Yeah, I need creepy content again, like rating my ex-girlfriends and stalking my ex and sniffing my ex's panties,

but I'm just gonna be doomed to never finding a girlfriend again doing that.

Just looks so bad.

And I can't get away with the whole, oh, it's just like a persona, it's just a bit.

People think it's real too much.

So I guess I am very good at doing the whole creepy thing. Because I guess I'm a bit creepy. I'm very perverted.

You attract creepy girls, but I don't seem to be attracting anyone as of now. People say, why don't you date someone who does OnlyFans? Why don't you date another Porn person? I would love to. They, they don't want to date me.

A girl doing OnlyFans wouldn't stop me from dating her as long as she's attractive.

Now all I seem to attract are gay guys, which is why my OnlyFans does so well.

If I wanted to be gay, then that'd be great.

I'd have non-stop sex all the time.

There's one girl from

a country that I don't want to mention who said she would like to meet, but she seems like a bit of a party girl. A lot of drinking, a lot of psychedelic consumption. I don't mind the drinking.

But she seems like a 20-year-old version of Mila,

which is fine, but I don't really want to do drugs. I don't mind a bit of drinking.

I don't know, maybe she can introduce me to a new world of clubbing and drugs and gangbanging. I don't know. I wouldn't mind being—

I don't know if she's into clubbing. I wouldn't mind trying clubbing.

I don't know if she's back here yet. She said we can meet in August when she comes back to Manchester.

She said she's traveling right now.

It's just I feel old. I'm 32. I feel kind of weird hanging around with 20-year-olds.

It's like that goth Manchester girl. She's 20, 21. It's kind of weird. I, I don't feel old, but I am old compared to them.

For some reason, my channel attracts all the people that

are not my people. So very morally self-righteous people, very goody-two-shoes kind of girls.

Gay guys,

which is great for OnlyFans. I mean, I'd love to have more gay guys

because damn, the money's good.

It's just funny, an OnlyFans with 100 paying members makes more money than than a YouTube channel that has 100K subs that gets like a quarter of a million views in a month.

This shows the pay-per-view model is so much better than the ad rev model.

I attract those toxic, horrible people who love shitting on other people.

Those people who love going on gossip forums and

giving out their opinion on drama and certain people. Remember that website Pretty Ugly Liars? I think it got shut down. The owner ran out of money. He couldn't afford to keep it going anymore. But that place was just like a cesspit of toxicity, all gossiping and bitching about people like

Venus,

Sharla, Akidearest, Anime Man, Taylor R.

They had a thread for me as well. It had about 90 pages.

It's just the people commenting just sound like horrible people.

It's so toxic.

I felt quite happy when I got my own thread. 'Cause I felt like, oh, I'm famous enough to be on the website now. 'Cause before they had like a rule, the person— you had to have like 20K subs to be allowed to have your own thread.

So I felt a little bit honored.

What if Casey got a Kiwi Farms? There's nothing interesting about Casey. If there was, his channel wouldn't be dead. The only interesting thing about Casey was that he met up with my ex-wife and then made videos about me with her. There's nothing interesting about him. He's like the most boring person in the world.

What would they even talk about? Like, oh, did you see Casey do

a 360 spin kick with his hacky sack? Oh wow.

My Kiwi Farms is still active. Is it? I think I checked it recently too. I forgot what they said.

No, I don't remember.

I remember in the beginning pages they were saying stuff like, this guy has to be some professional actor acting out his own scripts. He probably went to film school.

To be honest, I'm surprised my subreddit is still active. What do they even talk about? Oh look, Daniel is in his again and he farted. Hahaha.

Oh look, Daniel still can't get a girlfriend and it's because of us. We did it, guys. We made Daniel an incel. We protected the women.

Am I looking for love or just to nuts inside. I'm looking for anything, you know. I'd look for sex friend, I'd look for casual something, I'd look for love, anything really.

I'm not going to say to a girl, no, I'm not interested because I'm looking for something serious, put your panties back on please. No, I'd say, sure, come to my room, let's F.

I don't understand girls who are like that. They're like, oh, I'm not interested in one-night stands, I'm looking for my future husband. Yeah, but why don't you just have one-night stands until you find your future husband?

Yeah, I probably bored the subreddit so much to the point where they're more interested in the side characters now,

cuz I'm literally doing nothing. There's nothing to comment on. I'm just sitting here every day, all day, getting rejected on Tinder. There's no girls, there's no drama, there's There's no fighting. It's just boredom. Plain boredom.

I'm so bored I'm even starting to think about making some drama

with someone. Making some beef. It's fucking boring, isn't it?

When all the drama was happening, I felt like I want a break from this. I just want peace. Now I feel like there's too much peace.

I need a bit of excitement. I need to stir some shit.

Maybe I use that girl's picture in my thumbnail and see if she sees it and then gets angry at me. Then I can say, oh, the girl who rejected me found out I used her picture and she threatened me with a suit, a legal case.

The girl from Tinder is suing me.

I don't know, I don't actually have any beef with anyone.

I'm kind of jealous of Tech Lead. He managed to get himself in some beef with that Coffee Sitter guy.

I need some beef. I need to make a scam crypto. Can someone do it for me?

At least it makes him relevant again, doesn't it?

My problem with Tech Lead: he scammed me. I lost my life savings on Tech Lead's scam token. No, I like Tech Lead. He DM'd me.

I think we have similar styles of content where people don't realize we're trolling. They're all calling him a narcissist as well now. If you've seen his comment section, it's just a load of people insulting him, calling him— saying the levels of narcissism this guy has. Everyone now thinks they're so smart and clever by calling other people narcissists.

I bet they feel so smug, like, oh, look at me, I'm an armchair psychologist.

I have identified this person has levels of narcissism. Everyone loves calling each other narcissists now, don't they?

But Tech Lead does it in such an obvious way that it's trolling when he says stuff like, oh, I am the greatest ex-Google, ex-Facebook tech lead, and Coffeezilla doesn't know what he's talking about. He doesn't even understand this and that. Come on, how can you call him a narcissist for that? He's playing a role. He's like playing

a bit.

They're also saying stuff like, oh, no wonder your wife left you. The comments and insults he's getting remind me of the ones I get.

People just don't understand exaggeration and hyperbole. Like if I said, oh, I'm the greatest person in Manchester. I live hundreds of feet above all the peasants. Look at those ants. I'm so great, famous YouTuber. Come on, I'm not being serious.

It's like

just having a bit of fun.

Most famous YouTuber of Manchester.

I wonder if Dan and Phil still live in Manchester. Didn't they come from Manchester?

I noticed Dan has a very northern twang, like he'd say grass instead of grass. Or past instead of past. My dad used to say graph, which I thought was very weird. It's graph. Why are you saying it in a northern accent?

I never asked him. I just thought it was weird. He'd be like, first you have to draw this graph.

Southern people say graph. I don't know why my dad just randomly said one word in a northern Oh yeah, I was on the elevator, in the elevator a few days ago going to Aldi, and there was a woman and a man talking, and the woman said lickl instead of little. They do say that here. It's so funny.

In Manchester, they replace the Ts with a K,

just like that woman from House of Fraser said. She said keckl instead of kettle. Why? It's not easier to say. Kettle is way easier to say than kekle. Little is way easier to say than likkle.

I didn't know they did that here. I had no idea about that.

I got a likkle sandwich and it Kekul. It's so random.

Lekul.

It's just like such an unnecessary

adjustment to a word. Kind of like in Japanese, I guess. You know, you have Kansai dialect where all they do is— well, they mostly just replace Ds with the Y. So instead of saying daro, they say yaro.

Just very little changes, subtle changes.

Oh, what time is it? 9 o'clock. I'm getting tired already. Jesus, like an old man now. That's what happens when you wake up at 8 AM in the morning.

I'm not playing that donation. You put the N-word at the end, trying to sneak the N-word in.

Is she really stalking you? Yeah, she's checking out my profile. I can see it on the Who Visited You page. She's popped up like 3 times in the past few months. She misses me. Maybe I'll send her a dick pic. I remember she used to say stuff like— she would suck my dick and then she would say

stuff like, this is my dick, I'm gonna write my name on it, it belongs to me. And then she'd rub it all over her face and she'd be like, ah, it smells like dick. Ah, I'm gonna get banned.

I should use my code words.

She would say, ah, krasai, and then rub it all over her face.

I hated all those stupid annoying women in the comments accusing me of spreading chlamydia when it was literally the girlfriend who spread the chlamydia from another guy to me. How did I spread it? I received it from her. She spread it. Well, actually, the guy spread it to her, then to me. I didn't spread anything. I got

it.

Get these stupid people in the comments going, who would want to date you? You spread STDs. You gave a girl chlamydia. No, she gave it to me. Ah, stupid idiots.

In order to give someone chlamydia, you have to have it in the first place. I didn't have it before I met her.

No, not my YouTube page. It's like a language learning website

where people write journals.

Did I spread it to anyone else? No, because I never slept with anyone else when I was with the chlamydia girlfriend.

And I think I proved that I wouldn't cheat if I was really into a girl. And then don't say the German girl was cheating. Because Mila dumped me and I thought she was never gonna meet me again and talk to me again. So does it really count as cheating that I went to Germany and had sex with

a German girl?

We were on a break, as Ross would say.

Now, I never was tempted when I was with Mila.

I did have girls messaging me. I had to actually reject the Essex girl

when I was with Mila. Essex girl kept messaging me and she was trying to like flirt with me and jerk off with me.

And I shit you not, I said to her, sorry, I'm with Mila now, and I rejected her offers of Touchy time.

See, I am a good boy, but people think I'm just a cutie.

Yeah, I had a few girls message me when I was with Mina, and I turned them all down. I never, I never flirted with other girls when I was with Mila.

Because I liked Mila so much that I didn't want to jeopardize it, and I didn't even feel interested in other girls.

I mean, if that doesn't tell you how much I liked Mila, then I don't know what does. I don't think I conveyed it very well to Mina. I don't know if she even realizes how much I liked her,

or maybe she just thinks I say all that stuff to like try and get her back.

I don't know if she ever knew how much I liked her, how much she meant to me. Maybe she did. But then that's the thing, it doesn't matter how much another person likes you if you don't like them back the same. So I could have some weird fangirl who loves me and I'm the greatest guy they've ever

had, but then I don't really like them much, so it doesn't really make a difference. So they could say all the sweetest stuff And I'd be flattered. I'd say, well, that's— I'm very flattered and honored. I meant so much to you, but I just don't feel the same. It wouldn't really want me— it wouldn't really make me

want to be with them anymore, any less. So I guess maybe it doesn't matter to her either.

Did I like her beyond her attractiveness? I guess not. We didn't really have anything in common. I didn't really like the way she thought about a lot of things.

We literally had nothing in common.

The only thing we had in common was that we—

I don't know.

She was into Korea in the same way I was into Japan.

To be honest, I didn't have anything in common with any of the exes.

Chihiro— what did I have in common with her? Nothing.

None of my exes had anything in common.

In order to have something in common with a girl,

uh, she would have to be into stocks, YouTube streaming life,

making money online, being— How much money would it take for you to dox your donators? Can't dox my donators. I'd get banned and then I won't get donations anymore.

To be fair, I don't have anything in common with anyone. Name one person you think I have something in common with.

I can't think of a single person I've met in my whole life I've got anything in common with. That's why I feel so alone in the world.

Ice? Yeah, I got a lot in common with Ice, but then even when I met him, I didn't know what to say. So you like crypto? Yeah. So you like streaming? Yeah. Me too. Wow. Okay,

great.

You don't like anything. That's not true. I like games. I like the colonial era of history. I'm very interested in British Empire

and naval warfare. I love the cannons

and Battle of Waterloo. Amazing battle, one of my favorite battles. Napoleon, one of my favorite,

favorite characters in history. I love war and history.

I can teach you about any war, just ask me. I know about all the wars. I know the Vietnam War, the Korean War.

I know

The English Wars. I like lots of things. I like stocks and investing. Who's making that fucking motorbike noise?

Idiot.

No, the Middle Eastern wars were so boring. Afghanistan conflict, Desert Storm.

Kuwait. Uh, it's all just like sand and desert and fighting over oil. Boring.

Middle Eastern wars are just lame. Best wars were in the 1700s with rank-and-file riflemen, musketeers. Cannons to the left of us! Cannons to the right of us! And cavalry charging.

I loved movies during that period of time, even though I've only ever seen 2. I saw the Zulu one, Zulu Dawn, and I saw some clips of the Napoleon Battle of Waterloo film.

Zulu Dawn, great movie. I'd loved the bit when they shoot all the, um, you know whats, and then they all run away. I like it when the Africans steal the English people's red coats and then wear them and then run off with the flag.

Yeah, women don't like any of the things I mentioned. Women have no interest in empire or war. Mido didn't even know what the Dutch East India Company was. She had no idea about anything war-related or empire-related.

So I bet she doesn't even know that America used to be British. She's got no interest in history, business, finance. We had nothing to talk about.

Oh, thank you.

Will you ever put the donation text back on the screen? No, because I'm scared someone's gonna put a GIF, have boobs, and then get banned.

I tried to watch a movie with her about the origin story of McDonald's. And she had no interest. She just stared at her phone the whole time. I thought it was so interesting about Ray Kroc,

how he managed to squeeze out the original McDonald's brothers and then take the business to new highs. It was so interesting. I don't know how she wasn't interested.

Women are not interested in anything interesting like business, war, guns, weapons. I could watch the History Channel for hours learning about firearms from the 1700s, gunpowder, rifles, cannons,

warfare. I love all that stuff. It's so interesting.

If you want a female audience, you gotta make female content, which is why I got so many girls, because I had very— I had a very female-oriented type of content. It's just pure drama, relationship stuff. Girls love that. That's why I had like 50% female viewership at one point. If my whole channel was about stocks and guns

and naval warfare, there'd be no girls. It'd be like 0.1% women.

So I feel like I am interested in a lot of things, just none of the things girls are interested in. As if I'm gonna strike up a conversation with a girl going, so what's your favorite 1700 naval battleship cannon

Load, load out. I don't know where that was going. What's your favorite 18th century musket?

Did you know that when you get hit by a musket ball, it literally shatters your bone on impact? They'd be like, no, what are you, weird? What are you talking about?

Why don't I get a guy friend to talk about these things? Because I don't really care about talking about it. I just want to watch about it and watch documentaries about it. Honestly, really couldn't care less about talking about it.

Musket was a pretty cool weapon though. It's like a cannon you fired

with your hands. So primitive. You just shove a little ball down a pipe and then use gunpowder and ignite it.

I think travel is a safe, good topic to talk about with women. Women like traveling. And culture and people. Men like guns and cannons and naval warfare. That's why I love that band called Sabaton. They combine my 2 favorite things: heavy metal, or metal, and warfare and tanks and guns.

Oh wait, I see the donation. Don't worry. Yo, Damn Daniel, I have a question for you. Is the chlamydia GF good looking though? Like, if she is good looking, wouldn't you just do the cereal, bro? What do you have to lose? Let's go, Damn Daniel, back again in the white vans. I think she was good looking, but

Chihiro said she was really ugly. I think a lot of people would think she's very pretty. We can still send boobs without Streamlabs.

That's just brackets and a dot.

I felt very attracted to the chlamydia girlfriend. She had the face, kind of face I really liked. Small nose,

prominent cheekbones, small eyes. Very Japanese look, but conventionally that's not really what people find attractive.

I felt really attracted to her though.

Sometimes you, you just feel attracted to weird things, don't you? Like pedos.

People are attracted to all kinds of things.

Can you change the text-to-speech? I like it. I think the Indian voice sounds sexy and sophisticated,

just like me.

Do I like Indian birds? I've never seen an Indian girl that I found attractive, but I haven't seen many, to be honest.

They don't really have the look that I find attractive, which is chubby cheeks, small nose, and squinty eyes. That's what I find really attractive.

Yeah, I think my main problem is I don't make women happy and I don't really know how to and I don't have the willpower to try. In the beginning I'd try, you know, I'd say, I want to go here, let's go there, and I'll do sweet things. And then after time passes, I kind of get lazy. And

I'm like, I can't be bothered, I just want to play Rainbow Six. Oh, do we have to go there? I just want to play Rainbow. I just lose all interest in doing anything and I'll just be reverting back to my current state.

And when I was with Chihiro, this is basically what I used to do— just stay at home, play games, do streams.

Chihiro got bored. Mida got bored because I'm a pretty boring person.

Oh, thank you very much. Oh, Daniel, can you be honest with us? What part of Chihiro's body did you like the most? Was she thick?

I liked her smallness.

Very small and slim body.

That's such an old school comment. Revenge style. That has to be a copy paste. Persephone here. A stupid follower still called me irrelevant on Discord and I tried to give advice to Daniel that he never bothered to follow. You won't get a single new nigga or view from my channel. I have been nice long enough. Hey, you

did the N-word! I'm gonna have to ban you now.

Moderators, ban that N-word please. Now I have to remove this stream.

I don't know if I'm gonna use the cooking segment.

I really gotta check more carefully. They're getting sneaky. Putting whole paragraphs and then sneaking the N-word in randomly.

Now I'm kind of worried this stream is going to get removed and I won't be able to get the cooking bit out.

It wasn't that funny though, it was just the same as last time. Than more disgusting.