Making Some Pasta For Dinner

Ahem. Okay. Oh, the fucking people

upstairs won't shut up. The hell

are they doing?

Non-stop walking, running up and down up

there. Idiots.

Hate them. Ruin my life.

And today's so windy, all I can hear is

all day long. This stupid

building's so badly made. You can hear the

wind blowing in and out.

Can you hear it?

Sounds like a kid running through a house.

Yeah, there was some stupid kid running up

and down. If I was the kid's parent, I'd

say sit the fuck down, you're disturbing

the people downstairs. But these people,

no consideration for the Neighbors.

So do they even have the awareness that

someone is living down here?

Ugh, I doubt it.

Mamma mia,

pastaria! I feel like writing a sign

saying, tell your fucking kids to stop

running up and down.

Did I fill my bags? No, you must be

joking. Stupid stock market.

I'm down £600. Every share

that I've invested in, every company I've

invested in apart from FedEx and Pinterest

have just completely fallen off the map of

the world. What the fuck is going on?

Amazon down 6%, Netflix down 10%,

IBM down 7%.

The only thing that was surprising was

Pinterest went up by like 17%, so I

could have made a £60 profit, but I

decided to keep on holding them since

they're my best performing share now. I

thought Pinterest was a bad idea to invest

in. I was trying to get rid of them, but

now they're my best performing company.

How is that even possible? How is

Pinterest outperforming Apple and Amazon

and Netflix? It's just crazy.

So people are saying the stock market is

going to crash because of the election and

something about stimulus checks.

And yeah, everything's just going down,

down, down, down, and not going back up.

And it really sucks, but hopefully it's

going to go back up. It has to, doesn't

it? Uh,

I really picked the wrong time to start

investing. I should have started investing

now, not 2 weeks ago. If I started buying

all my stocks now, I would have saved so

much money because everything is so much

lower in value than it was when I started

investing. Bad time to start.

I thought now— I thought 2 weeks ago was a

good time to start because I thought

everything was going to start going back

up again because of Christmas and because

of a new wave and because of another

lockdown. I thought it would start going

up again, but everything's crashing.

Everything's crashing hard.

Tech stocks will recover, don't worry. A

small pullback. Yeah, hopefully. I'm

pretty sure Amazon, Apple, and all that

will be fine. Apparently Snapchat stocks

went up by 30%, so now I'm kind of

interested in Snapchat. Also, Twitter went

up. I think FedEx went

up a little bit. So my strongest assets

right now are FedEx and Pinterest.

Can't believe how badly Netflix is doing.

Do you think so many people really

unsubscribed from Netflix just because

that stupid Netflix? Stupid Cuties movie.

Isn't that really dumb? Just because you

don't like one movie they made, you

unsubscribe from the whole service.

Cuties looks like shit, but I'm still

gonna carry on subscribing to Netflix so I

can watch the other shows I want to watch.

People are dumb. Oh, I don't like

one movie.

Now I'm gonna cancel Netflix and make

Daniel lose money.

Why didn't you just record the rest of the

reaction video and edit it to end the—

What the hell? What do you mean record

the rest of the video? The rest of whose

video? His video? Because I got fed

up and the stupid internet connection

wouldn't play the video. And it was 10

minutes anyway, so I thought whatever.

Whatever, Trevor.

Why is it so windy when— why is it so

noisy when it's windy here?

The wind is so loud today, it's just

constant whistling. I don't know if it's

coming from my door. Or the neighbor's

Sounds like someone's having a wrestling

match upstairs, body slamming each other

into the ground.

I'm down £600.

This is why I don't like this house. It

just feels so exposed to the elements and

the traffic and the people on the street.

I feel like, you know, you're supposed to

be in a home. You're supposed to feel

tucked away and isolated

in your home, but I feel like I'm camping

on the street in a, in a building.

Really poor quality building.

Why aren't I with my girlfriend? She— I

was, but she left yesterday. She doesn't

stay here every single day because

I need time to make videos and do streams,

and she doesn't go to work, so it wouldn't

really work if we lived together because I

wouldn't have any time to make videos.

I'd have to tell her, ask her to leave,

go outside.

Okay, so for my pasta Just trying to use

up the stuff I have. I've just got one

sausage. I've got some salami as well.

Oh, that knife is so sharp.

Wow, the whole building is creaking.

How strong are the winds right now? I

guess Netherlands is just a flat piece of

land, so the winds get pretty strong,

don't they?

Look, all the idiots in my new video

comments saying, Daniel, you're not

Japanese, you're Malaysian,

you're Chinese, you're English. They can't

even pick. Which nationality they think I

am. What am I then? Am I English? Am I

Malaysian? Am I Chinese?

Just let me call myself whatever the fuck

I want to so I can get more views.

Because there's this huge amount of people

who seem to be obsessed with what Japanese

people think. And those reaction

videos, but I doubt mine would get any

views. It's worth a shot, I guess.

It's not like I have anything else

planned. The only other idea I have is

title, I made a big mistake, and then

thumbnail sad face, and then I just talk

about how much money I've lost on the

stock market.

If I want to call myself Japanese, then

it's my choice. Just like some people want

to call themselves a man or a woman or

non-binary.

Pisses me off, some people refuse to let

me call myself British. They say, you're

not really British.

If a mouse is born in a stable, is it

still called a horse? It's what they

always say, isn't it? Just because a

donkey was born in a stable doesn't mean

it's a horse. Morons.

I hate it when they say that

because at first that sounds like it makes

sense, but it doesn't. And then to make

people understand it doesn't make sense,

you have to explain All this stuff about

ethnicity and nationality, it's just

annoying. Debating with people like that

in the first place is just a waste of

time. No brains.

Do I know how to make stews and soups?

Hmm, I can make a soup, I guess. I just

boil some vegetables and mash up potato to

make it thick, put some bacon.

I decided not to get Uber Eats today

because I still got this vegetable stuff.

Maybe tomorrow. I'm not sure if I have

enough for lunch. Maybe I have to go

shopping. Oh, I guess I should go shopping

on the weekday and avoid the weekend where

the peasants come out.

Yeah, it's pretty nice.

Next we have the garlic.

Want some garlic?

I have some good news. My iPad finally

came today, which is why my editing in the

last newest video is kind of special. I

tried out Videoleap, which is an iOS

editing app software. It's quite good.

You can even do green screen. I found out

how to do green screen on my phone as

well. Didn't know you could do that. So

expect some green screen magic in my next

video. Didn't know it's so easy. You just

sit in front of a green wall, which I

have, and then you press chroma

key, and then you use the color picker,

pick the green, and then put a video

behind it, and then the green just

disappears, and then I'm in front of

whatever's behind me. It's really cool.

So I'm thinking what I can do with my

newfound ability of green screen. I could

download like a really cozy looking

Japanese style room, you know, like Dr

Disrespect does. He has a room and

then he's in the room, but it's not

actually real, it's a green screen. I want

to do something like that, but with a nice

cozy room with a fire crackling away and

a little cat, cuz my room looks so boring.

It's like a hospital room, it's just white

walls No decoration.

Green screen yourself into your room back

home. Yeah, or I could pretend I'm back in

Japan and then green screen my old

apartment or something. Have to think of

something to do with it. For now, I'm just

thinking of having the stocks— you know,

the stocks, they flash red and green when

they're being traded and stuff. I can have

that in the background.

I feel like I want to start having fun

making videos, stop trying to convince

people to take me seriously.

The risk is people are just gonna think

I'm a troll now and not take anything I

say seriously, but they probably think

that anyway by now.

Yeah, I could do a fake. I'm back at my

wife's apartment. I broke in. I'm waiting

for her to come home now so I can Tie her

up.

You've been a troll since 2017. Yeah, I

know, but, um,

people seem to think I was being real.

I guess I wasn't trolling that heavily in

2017.

Now I've always been kind of scared about

what would happen if people— most people

realize that I'm trolling in pretty much

every single video. Would it really change

things?

Maybe it would.

It's just weird how many people thought I

was being genuine, giving me advice. For

my problems.

I like to think of myself as a parody of a

YouTuber because I think YouTube is kind

of lame, to be honest.

In general, a lot of the YouTubers are

just lame,

and I like to think that I'm doing a

parody of a YouTuber with

my stupid reaction videos.

Reaction YouTuber parody. Maybe I'll

just film some random clips of myself

doing random reactions and just have some

clips of myself watching and then put

myself in the corner of some video.

Authentic reactions. The channel could be

called Authentic Reactions, but then

absolutely nothing about it is authentic.

I feel like this building's gonna

collapse. The people upstairs are jumping

up and down, making the whole place shake.

The wind is blowing so hard the windows

are creaking and cracking.

I've got so many videos I want to make. I

want to do an Oculus Quest review, and

then I want to do a how to play Switch

games on your iPad troll video.

Okay, the pasta has boiled. Just need to

prepare the veg. So my idea for the how

to play Switch games on the iPad video,

I'm gonna make it look like I've, I've

somehow managed to hack the iPad and play

games on it using the Switch, but actually

I'm gonna film the Switch screen using the

iPad camera, so the game is playing on the

iPad camera. Isn't that funny?

I thought it was pretty funny.

I could have made £60 today if I sold

Pinterest. I could have made £80. 2 days

ago if I sold Zoom, but I decided to hold

them, and now Zoom has dropped by about

$100. Why is everything dropping? Now IBM

dropped about 8% because of disappointing

earnings.

If you want to start buying stocks, I

think now is a great time. Everything's

just crashing. You get a bargain on some

Oh, my eyes are stinging.

It's so nice to have my iPad back. The

iPad is so great. I forgot how great it

was. The only annoying thing is I can't

use— well, I can use Freetrade on it.

They have the phone version of the app,

but they don't have a tablet version that

works in horizontal mode. It doesn't work

on multi-screen or split screen,

so I can't really check my stocks using it

very well. I have to use the Apple Stock

app, which is quite good. Apple Stock app

is good, but you can't buy stocks on it.

Why didn't I bring the iPad in the first

place? Because I thought I'd just be in

Germany for like 2 weeks tops and

then I'd be back home. I didn't want to

bring a bunch of stuff that I didn't think

No idea I would end up staying 4 months

away from home.

But it took a long time. It was stuck at

customs for about 2 weeks. My mum sent it

to me about 12 days ago,

and now I got it. But it's completely

fine, not broken. Now I can bet— bet

gacking— gogging— what? Get back into

drawing. Sounded a bit like Dutch,

didn't it? Get gogging.

Thinking of what I could draw for a video

instead of showing my face. I could just

draw a time-lapse. Of a drawing.

Am I coming home for Christmas? Probably

not, since I've paid rent here.

Now it sounds like they're skateboarding

up there, like something's being dragged

Oh, it's burning my eyes.

My eyes starting to get wet.

I want to draw YouTubers I hate and

maybe drawing the fattest girl I fucked.

That would be a good video. But I couldn't

use the word fucked. I'd have to put

drawing the fattest girl I ever had cereal

with, and then the thumbnail

could be really fat girl and we're sitting

at a round table, and then I'm really

skinny next to her, and then bowls of

cereal on the table. Black and white

shading.

What's the electric car sounding thing in

the background? That's the wind.

It's the wind whistling all day long.

Very irritating.

And that noise is the sound of an elephant

stomping up and down upstairs.

Boom, boom, boom. I ordered some

accessories for the Oculus Quest. Coming

tomorrow. We got a face cover.

It's like an extra padded pouch thing that

goes on the front of the Oculus, so it's

supposed to be more comfortable.

I'd tell Daniel to draw his life. I

already did. It's called Drawing My Sad

and the video got demonetized. I have no

idea why. I think it's because I talked

about being bullied.

Is the Quest worth it? Um,

I think so, yeah,

but I don't really know what else to get

on it apart from Beat Saber. Maybe Pistol

Whip or Superhot.

I don't like any of the shooting games on

VR. They make me feel sick.

Uh, racing games would be definitely

sickening.

Beat Saber is my favorite. They've got a

Linkin Park music pack that I bought.

Could try that out later.

Okay, so we have all the veggies.

Chopped. Got one sausage left.

Wet sausage.

Sausage slices.

Why do you think so few people know about

this channel? I don't know, 10,000 is

quite a lot, but people don't watch stuff

I do on it. When I stream, I only get

about 100 viewers or 150. If I upload a

video onto it that's about tech or gaming,

it'll just get 1,000 views. If I do like a

traditional Daniel vlog talking about my

past. It usually does okay, like 4,000

views maybe. But yeah, the bulk majority

of people sub to my main channel, don't

care about the second channel, which means

I can shit talk them as much as I want and

it won't matter,

which is great. If I said the stuff I said

on streams on this channel on the main

channel, I would lose so many subs.

And that's what happened when I used to

stream on the main channel. After every

stream, I'd lose like 50 subs because I

said something that offended someone. But

on this channel, I can say anything I want

and I never lose any subs on the main

channel because of it. I stopped streaming

on this channel and then I checked the

main channel sub count. It's exactly the

same or a bit more.

So that's nice. Don't really feel

pressured on this channel.

It is a shame that I've got so many

crybabies on the main channel, and I

have to be careful not to upset the

fee-fees.

Oh, Daniel, usually I don't mind your

content, but this video was just too much.

I'm unsubscribing.

I'm offended.

Oh, did you feel that? Oh, that felt good.

Oh,

listen, listen,

listen.

Oh, that is satisfying.

I've got nothing more to chop. Let me find

something. I'm gonna do more chopping.

Well, tomato.

Got some tomato.

How should I chop this one?

Oh yes, oh, look at that,

it's a wild Thai slice.

I hate it when you try and cut a tomato on

the skin but your knife is not sharp

enough and it just slides across the skin.

So annoying.

You have to poke

it to get an incision first, or you could

turn it upside down, maybe cut into the

Now, should I fry this in the frying pan

or use my grill?

What to do?

I wouldn't tolerate this level of noise.

Yeah, but I'm saving so much money. It's

really stressing me out as well.

It's got to put up with hours and hours of

the people upstairs stomping around. Then

when it's windy, it sounds like constant

whistling. The traffic isn't too bad.

It's mainly the people upstairs that piss

me off the most,

which is why I've started going to sleep

later. So They're asleep and they stop

making noise and I'm waking up later.

I just don't really see the point in

waking up really early.

Yeah, it's quite nice.

Should do. Um, let me think.

People said use earplugs, as if I want to

walk around with foam plugs in my ears all

day long. Do you know how uncomfortable

that would be? And I feel like, why should

I have to stuff things into my ear holes?

Okay, so should I get my table grill? Fry

all this up and then add it to the pasta,

or should I just put it all in the pan?

Oh my God, what the fuck?

Did you hear that?

They're shouting now.

The woman's shouting and

someone's pacing up and down.

It was quieter at the capsule hotel.

Yeah, I know. So stupid. I thought

having my own apartment would be nice and

quiet.

And peaceful.

Oh my God,

I feel like the ceiling's gonna collapse.

Oh my God, they're fighting. Oh my God,

they're fighting.

We're gonna go to the front door. Let's

spy.

That's the ceiling.

There's a woman shouting.

Oh, this does not make my anxiety go well.

Why would

it go

in?

The plug thing won't go in.

What?

It won't go in.

Oh my God, there's so much noise.

Oh my God, what the hell? The hell

are they doing?

These people.

Is it upside down? No, because if it's the

other way around, the knob is on the other

How much longer am I stuck here? Um, my

contract is 3 months.

But I think I should stay here

because it's so cheap.

I can't get this stupid thing in the hole.

Uh, it just— it doesn't go in.

I only use the thing 4 times.

Check the inside of the slot. Okay,

where's my phone?

Where's my phone? Oh,

I don't

see anything wrong with that. Looks fine.

Testing, testing. Okay, it's working.

Got disconnected a few times. Oh,

it went in! What the hell?

Finally I got it in.

Huh.

There's some guys outside laughing and

jumping around like a bunch of monkeys. I

think they're kids, maybe teenagers.

Are they

fighting?

Is it streaming?

Seems like I lost a lot of people.

Scared it's

gonna burn.

I dropped a sausage. Where?

I don't see a dropped sausage.

I need to be careful with this hole.

I dropped an onion.

Looks delicious.

I wonder if this is enough.

Okay, I think

it's enough. Frying. You can add it to the

pasta and then add

the pasta sauce.

Oh, it's very heavy. And then

we get the pasta sauce.

Pasta sauce is in.

I don't know why, but the, the Wi-Fi is a

bit unstable today, so I switched to my

data.

Now I'm gonna have to use my own data.

Stupid Wi-Fi here, I can't even stream.

Okay, mix the pasta sauce

with everything.

And that is how you make pastorino.

See what it tastes like.

Hmm, not bad.

Garlic's a bit uncooked.

Undercooked. It's a bit bland.

I need some salt.

Needs some salami. It's a bit bland.

Give that a try.

Much better.

Oh,

oh yeah,

yes.

That's how we cook. That is how the chef

cooks.

My new video flopped. 9 out of 10.

Fucking hell.

Better do some clickbait tomorrow.

Why did I private the old videos on this

channel? I just privated some Chihiro

That's it, really.

Most of them were just, um, at

restaurants.

One of them was called Uh, idiot rides his

bike into my wife. And then there were

some Japanese restaurant ones, cinema one,

my failed attempts at becoming the next

Rambalack.

Ramblac is this guy, he lives in Japan.

He just makes these 1-hour-long videos of

him walking around Japanese towns and

Talk about low effort. He just turns his

camera on and walks around.

Doesn't even do any editing,

and people call me lazy.

Have I ever been on Japan Circle Jack? I

think they were talking about me 2 years

ago. 2 years ago they were talking about

how much they hated me or something.

Every channel that I'm stalking is

growing. The only one— the only 2

channels that haven't grown at all,

probably Canada Gin 3, her channel

died and she disabled the dislikes and

likes, and she seems kind of— I've

seen some of the replies she makes to hate

comments and she seems a bit, I don't

know,

like she's about to explode in anger.

I feel kind of, um,

I feel I can relate with her since I guess

my channel is heading that way too.

But it's just weird, she keeps on

making videos about Japan and they're not

terrible. But they just never get views.

And then I see these new channels from

people who just started like 5 months ago.

There's one called George Japan,

another one called Shun-chan, another one

called Asahi's Life. These just random

Japanese nobodies.

They're getting hundreds of thousands of

views now just from doing react videos.

I guess that's the best way to build a fan

base if you're new to YouTube and no one

knows who you are. No one's going to

watch you if you're just vlogging because

no one cares. No one even knows you exist.

So the best way to get noticed is by

reacting to famous people's videos and

stealing their fan base.

Would I stop making videos if I stopped

getting views? Or go back to 2017 type

videos and not care about monetization?

I don't know. If I just completely

stopped getting money from doing it, I

think I'd just probably stop caring and

not upload anymore. Maybe I'll

do a couple streams now and then.

But my days of trying to make content

would be over.

Well, I— at least I gave it a shot,

didn't I?

I kind of wanted to be like the Asian

iDubbbz,

making weird critical videos about things,

and I was hoping it would be funny and

people would laugh. People got angry,

stupid idiots.

Can you hear them? They keep going up and

down the stairs, and then they'll stand

outside and start shouting at each other,

and then they'll stomp back up. And then

stomp around upstairs and then do more

shouting and then go back outside and do

more shouting.

And people wonder why I prefer being

alone. Yeah, because I'd really want to be

them. This looks like a nightmare. What

was I going to say? Um,

why not do reaction videos to larger

YouTubers? Well, that's where I'm gonna be

heading eventually

when people just don't care anymore about

my personal life and what my opinions are.

I'm just gonna have to— gonna have to

start putting bigger YouTubers in the

title and

do commentary.

I'm not really sure what people expected

from me or hoped from me as a YouTuber.

I feel like people just wanted me to stop,

stop uploading,

and that, that kind of offended me.

I guess I could look at Onision's videos

and just copy his titles. Rating fat girls

or something. He used

to rate people's bodies, didn't he?

And he's always talking about stuff like

abortion and veganism and

trans stuff.

I'm pretty sure he only chose those topics

to be controversial and get clicks, not

that he really cared about it.

I could do a worst YouTubers tier list and

then put Nobita at the top. Dinner is

over.

Oh my God, look at how much money I've

lost. I'm down £526.

Zoom down 9%, Amazon down 4.5%.

Apple down 4%. Wow, Altria down

4%, Exxon down 2%, IBM down

8%,

and then Netflix is

down 10.5%. FedEx up 2.5%.

Pinterest up nearly 12%. Pretty good,

Pinterest. Okay, let me get

this out of the way. Maybe I'll

make pancakes.

I'm gonna have a stroopwafel, some black

coffee because I ran out of milk,

and maybe I'll do some drawing on my iPad.

Is that you? Yeah, it's me. I was just

singing. Do you like my

singing?

I sing a song for you.

I'll sing a song for

your mama.

A bit disappointed with Venus Angelic.

She said she was gonna make a video about

my OnlyFans and she never did. And I gave

her a free link and she

didn't even give me one back as

a sign of good gesture.

You give me a I give you a free sub link

to my OnlyFans and then you're supposed to

give me one back.

Which YouTuber would you like to make an

OnlyFans? If you

could get any YouTuber to make an

OnlyFans, who would you choose?

Maybe that black girl who used to watch my

channel. She used to be called Sun Bookish

Games, but she changed her channel to

Sunpi. S-U-N-P-I. She's got

a pretty nice body. Her channel never

grows either. She always gets the same low

amount of views. Weird. Even though her

video quality looks pretty good and she's

got an energetic personality. I don't know

why some people's channels just don't

I was

scrolling down through her videos and she

just doesn't have any virals. And then I

check out these other channels and it just

seems to get virals easily.

It's like for some people they try and try

and try for years and then nothing

happens, and then some people just start

YouTube yesterday and they get it so

easily.

What day is it today? It's Wednesday.

Are they singing now?

The hell? As long as they're not fighting

and break my window, it's fine, I guess.

Maybe they're high or drunk.

I don't know if I said this already, I

probably did, but on my first night here,

uh, the curtains— they didn't put enough

curtains up, so there was a gap, and I had

the curtain slightly open. This drunk guy

started tapping on my window, and I opened

the door thinking he was someone who knows

the landlord, and he just kept saying,

Nice to meet you. Thank you. Thank you so

much. Thank you. He was obviously drunk.

A lot of weird people in

this country.

The only person whose OnlyFans I might

review would be Venus. I don't know who

else does it. I already reviewed Belle

Delphine's. It didn't get views though, I

only got 14K.

There's actually this video, an animated

video I made— I started making when

I was in England on my iPad that I never

uploaded because it was kind of cringy.

I'm not sure if I'll show it to you now.

It was when I was sad about Mila. I made

this really soppy emo video

of a guy getting his heart broken and

there's sad music and rain and it

was quite good actually.

But I feel embarrassed to show it now.

Coffee's way too hot.

I'll show you my new video.

I thought I edited it quite well. Look,

I've got fire effects,

fire sound effects, fire visuals.

Hey guys, today we're going to be watching

a video from a pretty big channel called

Abroad in Japan, and I will be reacting

to it. And his video that I will be

reacting to today is called 12 Things You

Should Know Before Coming to Japan. And as

someone who lives in— I thought it's

pretty slick editing. Things that you

should know about. So let's get right into

the video. You travel pillar?

Oh yes.

Knowledge? What cultural knowledge?

Well, well, was that well? Okay, so first

of all, I just want to say his editing is

really good, and I think he has a very

good on-camera presence, which as a

YouTuber is a pretty important thing to

have. So let's carry on with the video.

And got this, uh, this guidebook, this

Japan travel book. Oh, you mean the travel

guide you'll never read? How dare you!

I'm gonna read it on the plane.

Yes, I like his sense of humor so much.

So funny.

Absolute lies. I didn't edit

it like that, but it was just a complete

coincidence. As soon as I say I really

like his sense of humor, so funny. And

then Chris says absolute lies,

which is actually true. Well, actually

it's not. I do find him a bit funny.

Sat down with my good friend Pete, a

British radio DJ who visits Japan once or

twice a year, and we discussed 12 things

we wish we'd known. Okay, so in this shot

is kind of interesting. You can see he's

doing a bit of green screen trickery. So

he's obviously filmed himself sitting on

the couch in the background. Yeah,

so that's my new video. Gonna get shit

views as usual.

Next I will do some clickbait about

my sad life.

I'm gonna look at my password.

Let me try connecting back to the Wi-Fi

because I'm using a lot of data.

What am I gonna do?

I feel like today was just shit. Shit

weather, noisy,

bad views on YouTube.

Only good thing was my iPad came.

Maybe I'll watch some VR porn,

see what that's like.

I don't understand why they're standing

outside when it's raining and windy.

Why can't they just go inside and sit down

and read a book and shut up?

People said that I should go and live in a

guest house again. I feel like I am living

in a guest house right now.

This is probably worse than a guest house.

In a guest house, it was really noisy as

well. People would stand in the corridor

chatting. They would stand outside

people's bedrooms chatting.

Uh, outside my door now.

Sounds like there's at least 3 of them

laughing. Sound like a bunch of hyenas.

Where's

my notebook?

I'm starting to accumulate a lot of junk

again, just like when I moved back in with

Chihiro. Started buying stuff.

Now I've got an Oculus Quest and I've got

my iPad, I've got Pro Controller,

all this tech junk that I don't really

And then if I had to move again, I'd

probably ditch some stuff.

I guess that's the good thing about having

a permanent home. You can just buy stuff

and not worry about if it's gonna be too

heavy to take with you.

I might get Miida to sell some of it. I

can sell the DJI Pocket. Maybe I'll sell

the Galaxy Fold because now I've got my

iPad, I don't really need another big

screen device. But it's got

a crack on it. Yeah, how much do you think

it would be worth? 500?

It's quite a bad crack.

Do I know who Trisha is? Yes, I do.

But she doesn't really interest me.

Who wants to buy my Galaxy Fold? 700.

I feel like it was a waste of money.

I feel like the Galaxy Fold is a waste

because it's

just a little tablet, isn't it, at the end

of the day? And I've already got a tablet,

I've got the iPad Pro. So I

don't feel like I need 2 tablets.

There's a new Osmo Pocket. I wouldn't

recommend the Osmo Pocket. Where's mine?

I've got mine here. I never ever use

it. The lens is just too tight.

I want a wide angle. Don't understand why

they didn't put a wide angle on this

thing. If it's for vlogging,

you need a wide angle. Otherwise you end

up— look, this is the YouTube screen.

When you're watching a vlog, do you really

want to see the whole screen just taken up

by someone's ugly face like this?

I mean, on the Osmo Pocket, that's what

it's like.

I want it to be like Harold or Bold and

Bankrupt where it's wide. You can see the

surroundings. Why can't they just put

a wide-angle lens onto it?

But no one ever listens to me. It's like I

was saying back in 2016, why doesn't Apple

and Samsung put wide-angle lenses on their

phones? And then four years later, they

were starting wars when

she was.

Ah, they finally stopped making noise.

Thank God.

When people disappear,

my life just becomes so much better.

I only made £1,124 on OnlyFans

this month,

but to be fair, I haven't really made much

this month. I haven't made anything this

month. I just sold one video I made last

month, and I put a couple screenshots from

old videos I

just haven't really been in the mood to

make OnlyFans stuff. I just don't really

feel very horny.

Maybe we'll jerk off into the sink again.

That's usually quite easy.

Oh, what if I watched VR porn whilst

filming myself?

I feel kind of stupid actually because I

bought Darkest Dungeon on my Switch

yesterday and I just got my iPad back

today and I downloaded Darkest Dungeon on

it again because I already bought it last

year and I'd rather play Darkest Dungeon

on iPad instead of the Switch because the

screen is way bigger. I still think iPad

is a better gaming device. Than the Switch

just because the screen is huge. Switch

screen is way too small.

They should make a Switch Max with a much

bigger screen, maybe a folding screen. It

could fold up and then fold back down.

Remember when I

used to do livestreams outside in Japan

and then people were just complaining all

the time about the quality being bad? It

always looked like Minecraft. So I always

had that pocket Wi-Fi and it was not very

quick. And it— all the streams just

look really blocky all the time.

Why not keep the Galaxy, sell the iPad?

I'd rather have the iPad. iPad's way nicer

because I can draw on the iPad as well

using the Apple Pen.

Galaxy Fold doesn't really do anything

unique apart from folding, but I never

fold it because I'm always using the big

screen. Why would I use a little screen?

And why would I fold it in the first

I just see no reason to fold it.

It's cool that it can fold, but at the end

of the day, I never do.

Oh, I've made some money on Amazon

Affiliates if you wanted to know.

Some people clicked on my link and bought

the tripod mount.

I made $22. Look,

commissions.

$22.

I made money.

Whoa, I made $6 off of one sale!

Someone bought a USB MIDI keyboard

controller for $200 and I got $6 for

advertising fee. I wonder

who that was. What is a MIDI keyboard?

Oh, it's like a little tiny keyboard,

isn't it, for playing music?

So I made $6 because someone spent $200.

That's pretty nice.

Have I played BioShock? Yeah, played it on

PC.

Don't really like BioShock. I just don't

really find it very interesting.

I feel like it's trying so hard to be all

philosophical and deep.

Am I waiting for Cyberpunk?

Um, I'm not sure if I'm interested in it.

It looks good, I guess.

I feel like it's just going to be another

open-world RPG, kind of

like Deus Ex.

It doesn't look that amazing to me.

I don't know why Rockstar doesn't make a

GTA based in Japan, set in Japan.

That'd be so good. Why is every almost

every single GTA game set in some boring

American city. I know there was GTA

London, but that was 2D, wasn't it? Why

can't they make one in Tokyo?

The Yakuza series is not the same.

I want a massive city like GTA does really

well. Where it's

just like the real city and you can drive

around and kill people, go into shops,

explore the city. I don't feel like Yakuza

is like that. Yakuza seems more like

Shenmue.

My current stream setup is just my phone.

Just my phone on my tripod.

Oh, my new video is doing so badly. It's

even doing worse than my passive income

video. Slightly better than the how to

make money dividend stock thing. Look at

that shit.

My best video was my life is a mess,

so I guess I just have to milk that more.

How about I made a big mistake, or oh no,

I think I'm in trouble?

YouTube has ruined my life.

My mom has written me out of the will.

Was the ad revenue better from the stock

videos? Yeah, it was way better.

They made good money.

I was quite happy with the money they

made, but the views are pretty

low.

Last year it was so easy to get views.

You just have to do some stupid drama

video. About my wife,

it'd be like automatic 30K views,

maybe even 60K.

If the views are just consistently low,

I'm just going to have to put out more

videos to make up for it.

Just pump them out, I guess.

I have to keep the views up to meet my

My target is to maintain at least $1,000

on the main channel. And then maybe 400 on

the second channel.

I wonder if I'll get to the point like

Onision did where he was just putting out

20 videos in a day.

What's the plan?

Yeah, might as well start planning the

Um, I guess I'll do some vague

clickbait title tomorrow to make up for

the poor views from today. I'm gonna call

it, I made

a huge, huge in caps, mistake.

I made a huge mistake. I think that's a

pretty good title. Usually the views— the

videos called with titles called I've

got bad news usually do well. Just maybe

keeping it vague would be better than

being hyper-specific. So I'm gonna do I

made a huge mistake, talk about Investing

and wasting money and

show my portfolio.

I was gonna make one called The Real

Reason Why I'm in the Netherlands. And

then just say I'm with Mila.

It's kind of a long title. I could

call it Why I Can't Go Back Home to

England and then make it seem like

I'm a fugitive. I'm evading the police or

something. Why I can't go home back

to England.

So that'll be video 1, video 2.

The mistake is, um, I put $15,000

on the stock market and so far I've lost

about $700. The markets are crashing,

crashing and diving.

Maybe I'll look for some pictures on

Facebook that I uploaded ages

ago. Just make up some story. Maybe we can

Facebook. Fakebook.

So I've got this picture. What kind of

clickbait title could I do? How I got

molested by 2 men. What do you think

I can make a story from this?

My boyfriend cheated on me.

My threesome in Japan.

What else do I have?

I've got some old pictures.

Wow, I used to look so young.

Look how young I looked.

Don't have any interesting pictures.

Mimo used to be kind of fat.

She's so skinny now. I think she's gonna

Everyone dies and leaves you eventually.

Look how young I was. I used to be so

handsome.

Hello, my name is Daniel.

Hello.

Me and Toffee.

Toffee died.

How can he die?

Look, it's Toffee and Mimo.

They used to sit together.

Look, it's me.

It is 10 PM in the evening.

Maybe I'll go soon, play some Beat Saber.

Be nice if we could play Beat Saber

online. You can, but I don't know if you

could play it with friends.

They recently added multiplayer mode on

Beat Saber. Haven't tried it yet.

Is playing Beat Saber boring by yourself?

Uh, not really. It's a challenge, but it

would be more fun if people were watching

how amazing I was.

I can't stream it because you'll just see

me looking like an idiot, but you won't be

able to see the gameplay.

Look, this is when I was a young boy.

Still got the same face, facial

expression. Dead inside since

I was 5 years old.

Look, that's so me.

But that's my French girlfriend.

She dyed my hair and then she was hair

blowing me. And that's the gay Japanese

guy behind us. Maybe I can

use this picture as a thumbnail.

Ah, it's nice and

quiet now. Those people stopped making

noise. So peaceful.

I don't have any Asia pictures.

How about this hairstyle? Do you like my

hair?

What am I thinking? What was I thinking

with that hairstyle? It looks so bad.

It looks like those British soldier hats,

the long black one.

Look at this one.

I used to look so stupid. How did I even

get laid? I think it's a

Christmas miracle I even managed to get

any sex. Look how stupid I used to look.

That bloody hair.

I was 21 here. Yeah,

21.

My hair was so long.

Look at my sideburns. They're like pizza

slices.

Look at my hair here.

They look like frozen icicles.

Such a weeb. I used to be.

If I made videos back then, I would have

been so much more interesting as a person.

I think you guys would have found me much

more interesting when I was in my early

20s. I was passionate about Japan and

learning Japanese. I was optimistic

and enthusiastic about meeting people and

having new experiences. I wasn't

all depressed and self-pitying.

I should have made my channel when I was

younger, when I had more energy.

Now I just feel like a grumpy old man.

Everything was new to me back then.

I felt like I had so much to learn and so