A day with Daniel in boring Germany

I have to go to the next hotel now, and

I'm thinking about just ditching this Blue

Yeti microphone because it's so heavy,

and I haven't used it, and I don't think I

need to use it because I can just stream

off my phone. And I really regret bringing

it because it weighs a ton. I mean, look

at this thing, it's huge. It takes up

loads of space in my bag, and it really

adds a lot of weight to my bag. So I think

I'm just going to leave it in this hotel

room Costs about £100. I know it's

a bit expensive, but I could easily just

get a new one when I get home, if I ever

do go home. I'm sorry, Blue Yeti, but

we're going to have to part ways here. It

was nice knowing you. You served me well.

Have a nice life.

Bye. In a

German supermarket.

It's very

empty.

Bacon.

This supermarket looks so futuristic.

Actually, it kind of looks like a

I'm at the new hotel now.

Interesting. This place looks like a

hospital.

Huh, it's a pretty good supermarket.

Yeah, it's a really nice supermarket.

Self-checkout machines, didn't have to

talk to anyone apart from when I tried to

get out, the barriers wouldn't open, so I

had to ask this woman how to open it. I

think you're supposed to scan your

receipt. And then I got this

beer at the vending machine outside my

room. So this hotel's pretty good.

Let's see what I have. I have chicken— at

least I hope it's chicken. It's cold, but

it's still good. And I

got some salad.

And I got a club sandwich for tomorrow's

breakfast. Have a beer. Unfortunately,

I don't have a fridge. And I got a packet

of crisps. Don't have a spoon. Oh wait, I

do have spoons. I have these tiny coffee

spoons.

Should be enough to eat this. Yeah,

I really like this hotel. Look at the

room. It's very pretty as well.

Very nice hotel. And there's a

supermarket. The one I went to is about 5

minutes walk down the street, and then

there's this huge supermarket. There's so

many things you can buy there. If I could

get a place around this area, that'd be

great. Imagine if I lived over there.

That'd be great. I just go to the

supermarket And I could get myself my own

little cooker and then just buy meat and

stuff. And it's so cheap. This chicken

cost €1.30 for 2

big pieces of chicken. And the bathroom's

really nice. Look at this bathroom. Holy

moly, look at the size of the shower. And

it's very nice and big and bright in here.

I like it. And I have

this huge TV as well. I'm feeling a lot

better today, actually. Yeah, I might even

consider doing some sightseeing.

Could go to this tower, the Rheintower.

It's supposed to be an observation deck.

Could go up there, see what it's like. I

suppose it is kind of stupid to come all

the way to Germany and not do any

sightseeing. I just haven't really been in

the mood after the disappointment that was

the first day. But I think as time goes

on, as the days go on, and I get used to

it here, Uh, I should start to feel better

and more positive, and then I'd like to go

and see some nice places, maybe.

I guess I should go outside. It's just so

difficult forcing myself to go outside

when I don't really have to. Well, I do

have to because I have to go and get food,

but I don't want to.

I found a really big tower.

How fascinating. Oh, Daniel,

why don't you leave your bedroom? Why

don't you leave your hotel room? Why don't

you do some sightseeing? It would be so

interesting. Wow, so interesting.

It's a tower.

Maybe it'll be more interesting if I get

closer. Oh, why don't you do some

sightseeing, Daniel?

Yeah, can you do a wide picture?

So boring.

What's the point of being in a nice place

if I'm all by myself and there's no one

here to share it with?

Well, that was €9 flushed down the toilet.

I guess it was okay. It was

just like a smaller version of Tokyo's

Skytree. Nothing special. I feel a bit

motion sick right now.

Today I'll be trying out German sushi.

Better be good. We have orange goo and

a green thing and salmon. Okay,

so inside the German sushi box we have a

capsule of soy sauce, packet of ginger,

Tiny little chopsticks! That's so cute!

Tiny little chopsticks and a packet of

wasabi. I want to see the chopsticks.

These are pretty cool. Look, if you pull

it, the tiny chopsticks extend into longer

ones, so you can pull it out and then you

have a little pair of chopsticks.

Okay, so first of all, we add the soy

sauce. A few drops here, a few drops

there.

And let's try one of these salmon pieces.

First ever German sushi.

Hmm,

tastes pretty good. And now I think I'll

try one of these ones.

Whoa! Oh, oh shit!

It's okay, it's okay,

should be fine.

Mmm, tastes pretty good. I'll give

German sushi a 7.2 out

of 10. I also got some chicken and I got

some other things. I bought oranges,

crisps. I don't know what these are.

Olives and— I'm not sure.

There seems to be something wrapped in a

leaf. It looks kind of weird. Let me see.

Oh, it's just rice.

It's a bit tangy. It's okay,

I guess. Not great. And then we have

these brown balls. I'm not sure what these

are.

Hmm, it's a bit dry. Not sure

what these are either.

Okay, and that concludes our day together.

Hope you had fun with me. I think it was

quite a nice day. We went somewhere new

and I spoke to a stranger when

I bought the ticket for the tower. Had to

ask him, could I have a ticket please?

And for tomorrow, I'm hoping for more fun

and games. I might go and buy clothing at

Uniqlo. Anyway, I hope you had a

lovely day together with me today,

and I'll see you in the next Day with

Daniel.