Going to get my divorce papers [2Ow49ZGfWDU]

Ugh, so annoying. I just got this missed

delivery notice about half an hour ago,

and I've been sitting here the whole day

waiting for a delivery, and I didn't even

hear a doorbell. I didn't hear the door

being knocked. For some reason, some of

these stupid delivery men, they don't ring

the doorbell and they knock the door, and

it's very quiet when, when the door's

knocked. I can't hear the door being

knocked from up here. And then when you

ask them, why didn't you press the

doorbell? They say, oh, oh, I didn't see

the doorbell. How can you not see the

doorbell when it's right next to the door?

It's a big white button. Are they blind?

I'm thinking about writing a sign that

says, please press the doorbell, you blind

idiots. Anyway, um,

I thought this was from Amazon because I

did order something from Amazon, but then

it's strange because this is from Parcel

Force and Amazon never sends stuff using

Parcel Force. So I entered in this

tracking number and it says that it was

shipped from Japan. So guess,

guess what it might be? Probably my

divorce papers. Yeah, that's what it is.

So now I have to wait one entire day to

collect it. I wonder if she sent my laptop

back as well with the divorce papers.

It'd be weird if she didn't send my stuff

back and she just kept it. Wouldn't that

be strange of her to do? Wouldn't that be

a strange thing for her to do? Well, if

she needs money, I guess she would keep it

so she could sell it. I already gave her

some money though. Oh, and I have to go to

the post office. Great.

Don't even know what to say.

Uh, I have 45 minutes,

45 minutes before it closes. I think I can

get there. First of

all, keys. Got my phone.

Feel a bit stupid wearing a Go to Pro.

Got my card, got my ID.

Pardon? You would want it in your house.

Oh, I can, I can, but I'm not

very quick. What I do, I'm quite quick at.

See you later.

Got a parcel to collect. Something to

collect? Yeah.

thank you.

I can't believe it. She only sent me this

little envelope with the divorce papers,

and I was expecting, you know, maybe a big

box full of my things— my laptop, my iPad,

my belongings.

So is she not going to send my stuff back

to me? Is she just going to keep it?

I left quite a lot of expensive things

back there, you know. I got

the divorce paper.

Aren't you going to

send me my stuff back?

No, don't write me a letter. It's gonna be

sad,

and it's

all in Japanese.

Ah, well, that was depressing to read.

Basically, she just said that she didn't

regret getting married to me, that we had

more good times than bad times, and that

because I wouldn't be happy if we stayed

married, then she said that it's better

for us to separate.

I just thought maybe she, she wasn't that

bothered about getting divorced and that

she wanted to get divorced and she was

glad to not see me anymore.

I don't know, after reading that letter,

it just made me feel a bit, a bit

guilty. I don't know, sometimes I just

feel a bit worried that I might regret

this. It's just very confusing.

Well, I guess for the sake of my happiness

and her happiness, it's better if we get

divorced and separate. I think everyone

would agree with that.

Get this all out of the way. Okay, so

first of all, we want to slice the red

pepper into slices, not too

thin. I think about this much

should be enough. We don't want too much.

And then we're going to slice it like so.

That should be enough for our sandwich.

And then you see the inside of that red

pepper, it looks disgusting, doesn't it?

Like an alien. We have bacon,

put that here.

Put this— I'll put it here actually so you

can see it. That's better. And then we

have the red pepper slices,

put one here. It's kind of like camping,

isn't it? So exciting. Put one here, one

there. One here, one here, and one

there. Flip the bacon.

It's pretty easy, you just have to keep an

eye on it, make sure it doesn't burn.

Oh, can you hear that?

Very easy, you just scrape some out like

this and then spread it on.

Okay, so the peppers and the bacon have

finished cooking, and what we're gonna do

is first we lay the peppers down. Can you

see that? Nice and grilled black, just how

I like it. Lay it down on on the toast.

Oh, that's beautiful! Look, I cut

just the exact right amount of pepper for

the toast. Aren't I a genius? And then we

have the bacon. Just place that directly

on top. There you go.

And if you want, you can put some salad

cream. Put a bit of salad cream.

Why not? Why not?

And that, my friends, is how you make a

traditional grilled pepper and bacon

buttered sandwich.

Not too shabby. Looks pretty

good, isn't it? I like it.