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So last week I was 100% sure

that I was going to the Netherlands this

week on Friday, which is today, so I

should, I should be there now really.

And I thought I'd be able to just go since

Mila went back without any problems,

but I guess that's because she's Dutch and

she's allowed back into her own country.

I didn't imagine that non-Dutch people

wouldn't be allowed in,

and I was sure that I could go because I

checked the tickets and British Airlines

were selling tickets to Amsterdam, and

taxis were still running and the airport

still open, so I thought I'd just be able

to go. And then Mila phoned up the

Ministry of Traveling, the Dutch one,

and they said that you need a valid reason

to enter the country.

And, and a

valid reason involves something like

having family members there who are sick.

So I'm pretty sure just going there to

meet a girl doesn't count as a valid

reason.

And apparently there's some kind of travel

restriction in place until the 20th

of May, which is next month.

Oh, thank you, Bethany. Very kind of

Bethany from New Zealand.

So I'm getting a little bit angry

and frustrated with this whole virus

thing.

I checked the Eurostar as well. I didn't

know, but the Eurostar train goes to

Amsterdam as well. Goes to France,

Belgium, and then Amsterdam. But the

Eurostar website, they're not selling any

tickets because of coronavirus.

Make a video about Victoria.

Why? I made one 2 years ago and she

blocked me. There's nothing new to say

about Victoria apart from she's a bitch.

So today is the 24th of May— I mean April.

So we've got 6 days left. How many days in

April? Yeah, 6 days left until

May, and then 15

or 20 days until the current restrictions

are supposed to be in place. I don't know

if they're going to extend it or not. Can

you imagine them just lifting everything

on the 15th of May? I feel like they're

going to extend it even more.

H about chill with Chichi's NE WBF

Alka in Ireland.

Can someone tell me who Mila is? How can

you not know who Mila is by now? The last

10 videos I made were all about her.

So I'm stuck here for at least 3 weeks,

and then even after the 3 weeks is over,

I don't know if I'll be able

to go there.

It's kind of annoying because I got all

excited about going to see her this week,

and I was looking up Airbnbs. Oh, thank

you, Bethany. Good night to you too. And I

was looking up Airbnbs and me and Mila

were talking about it and I found this

really nice cabin in the woods and we

thought we were going to go there this

weekend. Turns out I can't.

I hate this stupid virus. At first it was

kind of funny and fun and exciting. Now

it's just starting to get a little bit

annoying. I just wish the people who are

going to die, they just hurry up and die

so we can all get back to normal.

They're just dragging it out. Why can't

they just speed things up? You can't

prevent the inevitable,

can you? If it's gonna happen, it's gonna

happen. Why drag out the process?

Ruining my life.

Finally escaped from that stupid marriage,

finally found a nice girl who wants to

travel with me, finally starting to make

good money on YouTube, and then this

stupid virus comes and just takes giant

shit all over my life, as if I hadn't

suffered enough up until now.

Everything was perfect, everything was in

place for me to finally start enjoying my

life. And then this stupid virus just

comes out of nowhere— out of China,

actually, not nowhere.

And now I'm stuck here for who knows how

long just

because some people are getting sick.

Shut down the whole world.

Even during World War 2, the whole world

wasn't shut down like this. The whole

world was still operating. You could still

travel during World War 2.

I feel like everywhere, everyone's

overreacting a little bit.

So now my plan is basically try not to go

insane during the next 3 weeks I'm

gonna be stuck here doing absolutely

nothing and

try and save up some money to go to— to

eventually go and see her if

this virus thing ever finishes.

I feel like it's not gonna finish.

There'll just be another wave and then

another wave. And then new places just get

reinfected, and then people who got

infected and then recovered, they're just

getting infected again. People getting

infected a second time.

It's like it's never going to end, is it?

We're just going to be stuck like this

until a stupid vaccine gets developed.

You can get infected 2 times. Google it.

There's hundreds of people who are getting

infected a second time.

Just because you get it once and then

recover doesn't mean you're immune to it.

You can get it again.

So yeah, I'm getting pretty frustrated.

If only I had a family member in each

country who was dying. How would

they prove it though? If I just said, my

mother lives in Amsterdam, I need to go

and see her, would they ask for proof?

What kind of proof could I show them that

my mum is in Amsterdam dying in a

hospital? And then even if I do get

into the Netherlands,

What would we do there anyway when

everything's shut down?

Why do I have to give Mila money? I paid

for her taxi.

So even if I could get over there, I think

Airbnb is still running. Because I checked

Airbnb and they seem like it's normal,

like they're taking guests as usual.

I'm guessing most shops are shut down,

closed.

Are you mental or autistic? See Daniel.

Oh, thank you, Teapot Fever. It's funny

because Teapot Fever is the number one

donator on Streamlabs and he

keeps saying mean things to me.

Teapot Fever is number one,

way ahead of everyone else, so thanks,

I guess.

Um, Strife Hawkins, thank you. Advice for

getting cereal during lockdown: incest. I

haven't gotten that desperate yet. Can you

imagine if there's a family where the

brother and sister are both nymphomaniacs?

Would they just end up screwing each

other? Advice for getting

cereal during lockdown: incest.

But what am I gonna do? My YouTube

channel's gonna die. 3 weeks of nothing

happening. No girls,

no traveling. My whole channel is based

off of traveling and meeting girls, and I

can't do that. I am basically a travel

vlogger, and I can't even travel now.

So I am kind of worried about the,

the future of the channel if I can't even

do the things that you guys like to watch

in the first place.

Ike gaarja in jabalin trappen als shahir

kom tivul klut sakshasiya derus als

enkleiner. What does that mean?

I can only see one word, trappen. Does

that mean trapped? I don't know what you

said. So are there any Dutch people here

who know for sure if I wouldn't be allowed

in? Because British Airways is still

selling aeroplane tickets. Maybe I could

just fly there and then try my luck.

Maybe they'd let me in.

You could ask Mila to marry you and get a

spouse visa. It's funny because Mila also

said that. She said we should get married.

Joking, obviously. I said maybe you

shouldn't have taken the after Next

morning, pill. Just meet up with Pia and

her in front of Caesium. And then I would

have a valid reason to meet my pregnant,

pregnant girl.

Can you imagine if I flew all the way to

Amsterdam and I got to the airport and

they said, you're only allowed in if you

have a valid reason. What's your reason?

I said, I'm here to meet Mila.

Here to meet a girl. I met her online.

That sounds so sad.

They would burst out laughing, wouldn't

they?

What's your urgent reason to enter our

country? I'm lonely and sad and

my YouTube channel's gonna die. Please let

me in. I'll give you €200 cash.

Mila doesn't seem too smart. I thought you

would have preferred a smarter girl. I

don't really care about smartness when it

comes to girls. That's like the least

important thing on the list of important

things when it comes to things I find

attractive about girls.

In some ways, it's more fun when people

are stupid, don't you think? I mean,

look at my channel. Think of all the funny

things that happened in the past. Those

only happened because of how stupid I am.

If I was a smart person, most of the

interesting things on the channel wouldn't

have happened.

Does she really want to see you again?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure she does. She said

she would like it if I came to see her,

so I'm 87% sure she wants to see me again.

And she's not the type to just be nice.

She's pretty upfront and honest, so I'm

pretty sure if she didn't want to see me,

she would just tell me. Um,

upfront.

He can't marry me, let Chihiro D-I-D-N-T

file the divorce. No, Chihiro did file it.

She showed me the paper with the

confirmation that they accepted our

divorce thingamajig.

Why did you say I miss Chihiro on Kasey's

livestream? I don't know how many people

saw the livestream Kasey and Chihiro did.

Was it yesterday? Yeah, it was yesterday.

Um, I sent a Super Chat saying I miss you,

Chihiro, and then 20 seconds later Kasey

ended the livestream. It was so annoying.

I wanted to see her reaction to it, and

then he ended the livestream. Just as I

finished sending the Super Chat.

One good thing that came out of that

livestream was finally Chihiro admitted

that my Japanese is good and is better

than Casey's. That's all I wanted really,

because I feel pretty insulted that people

think Casey's Japanese is better than

mine. When it's clearly not. And Chihiro

knows full well how good my Japanese is,

and she finally came out and said that she

does think my Japanese is better.

It was just kind of annoying on that

stream they were doing months ago when

they were making fun of my Japanese, just

because I feel uncomfortable or nervous

talking to Japanese people when we go to

restaurants. It's not because my Japanese

is bad, it's because I have social anxiety

and I find it difficult. I struggle I

struggle to talk to strangers. I struggle

to talk to strangers even in English.

That was a weird sentence to say. Even in

English, I find it difficult to talk to

strangers. Doesn't mean my English sucks.

If I feel comfortable with the person,

then I feel fine speaking Japanese. They

were making fun of my social anxiety and

trying to make it seem as though my

Japanese sucked. Which was kind of

uncalled for, don't you think?

What would you do if Mila transformed into

a stinky sock? I would put my dick into

it and ejaculate into it.

I still feel kind of annoyed that even

after all this time, Chihiro still doesn't

really understand what social anxiety is.

And made fun of me for having it.

Not very nice, is it? It's like making fun

of someone because, I don't know, they

have depression or they're scared of

spiders. It's not my fault that

I don't feel comfortable talking to

strangers. It's a pretty big theme on my

channel, and I've made plenty of videos

talking about it and talking about how I

struggle in social situations, and then

They made fun of me for it, laughing at me

because, because I find it difficult to

order my own food at restaurants.

My ex-wife, my ex-friend making fun of me

because of my mental illness and then

trying to make people think my Japanese

sucks really shows you

what kind of people they are.

But the, the one thing that's really

annoying me about the whole Casey Chihiro

situation is She keeps insisting that she

told me that she was gonna go and meet

Kasey before she did, and then she claims

that I just ignored her. And then Kasey

also keeps saying, Chihiro did tell Daniel

she was going to meet me, but he just

ignored her. I didn't ignore her. I had no

idea she was going to meet him. Trust me,

if I had any idea that she was gonna go

and meet him, I would not have just sat

there quietly ignoring her. I would have

went mental. I would have smashed the

apartment, set it on fire, and stormed

out. I would have said, if you meet him,

then we're finished. There's no way,

no way in hell I would ever be happy or

okay with her going to meet him. So either

she's lying, or either she is telling the

truth and she did tell me, but I didn't

notice. How could I not notice?

She didn't tell me because we weren't even

talking to each other.

On the day that this happened, we weren't

even talking to each other for about 2

days straight because we were having an

argument because of something stupid I

said in Discord. I was on Discord

and And

I was talking about the Turkish girl being

tight, just, you know, joking about,

and she saw it. And then she came home

really upset. We had a big argument and we

didn't talk to each other for about 2

days. You kinda deserve what Casey and

Shahiro are doing because you couldn't

keep your peepee in your pants.

No, I don't deserve those 2 people

lying about me and then making people

think my Japanese sucks and making people

think I ignored her when I didn't ignore

her. I didn't know. And then even Casey

said he didn't know that I wasn't coming.

I've got a screenshot of

him replying to me on his channel. He

says, I didn't even know that you wasn't

coming until Chihiro showed up. So Chihiro

didn't tell me she was going and she

didn't tell him I wasn't coming.

So I don't know why she doesn't just admit

that she didn't tell me, because trust me,

if she told me, I wouldn't have ignored

it. I would have went absolutely mental

and I would have burnt down the apartment

and stormed out. There's no way I would

have just kept quiet about it.

I didn't even find out until the next day.

She came back about 10 PM in the evening.

I just assumed that she was hanging out

with her friends or went drinking, so I

didn't ask her. And then the next— we had

makeup sex that night, which was pretty

good. And then the next day was great. We

woke up— she's a great catch, don't let

her slip away. We woke up in the morning,

it was her day off. We hugged and kissed,

had breakfast. Everything was great. It

was a great day. Can I be unbanned from

the Discord, please, patron? And then,

and then I heard her voice coming from her

phone, and I saw her watching a video of

herself, and I thought, that's weird, I

don't remember making any videos of her

recently. And I saw it was a video on

Kacey's channel, and that's when I found

out that actually last night she was

hanging out with him having dinner. And I

actually went completely mental, and I

started smashing my table like hammering

it, picked up the computer desk, started

smashing it against the wall, and there's

loads of black marks all over her

apartment wall now. I didn't touch her

though, and I didn't break anything. I

nearly did, nearly smashed everything. I

was so angry, and I was shouting at her,

and then she was shocked. She was honestly

shocked I was so angry. Like, she didn't

understand why I was so angry. She said,

I thought you'd be okay with it because

Casey's ugly and there's no way we would

cheat. I wasn't

angry because I thought they might cheat.

I was angry because I don't like him. I

didn't want her meeting up with a bunch of

weirdos from my channel that I didn't

like. I had to try and explain

that 100 times. She still didn't

understand why I was angry that she met up

with him. Is it really that hard to

understand that I would not be happy with

her meeting Casey? She kept saying, I

didn't know you didn't like him so much.

Well, the fact that I blocked him and

complained about how boring he was after I

met him should have been a good indicator

that I didn't like him. Jesus.

She kept saying, I felt sorry for him

because he was moaning, complaining,

saying that you used him for views and

then blocked him. So I said that he

could make a video with me. I said I don't

care. Shouldn't have met him in the first

Chihiro thinks everyone who's fat and

looks weird ugly, like Tikyo-san.

She's very judgmental about

looks,

like me as well.

There's no way in hell Chihiro would ever

date a fat person or even be interested

romantically in a fat person. She's very

picky when it comes to looks. You know,

the only reason why she got with me in the

first place was because she said I looked

cute. She said my face was the main

reason.

I hate the whole Keiichi situation.

It's just annoying. Why doesn't she just

admit that she didn't tell me about going

to see him? Is it that much of a big deal?

It's a big deal for me because people keep

saying I'm a liar now, saying that she did

tell me when she obviously didn't. I'm not

a liar. And then another

annoying thing is people keep saying, oh,

thank you, Casey, for finally giving

Chihiro a voice, as if I never gave

her a voice, as if I prevented her from

ever speaking. I gave her loads of

opportunities to make videos for my

channel, and I never edited

out anything, so she could say whatever

she wanted to. And I literally begged her

to make more because they were getting

really good views. I always gave her the

opportunity to tell her side and talk

about how crappy of a husband I was

because that's what people wanted to see,

and it got 100,000 views, so obviously I

would want more. I never stopped her from

telling her side.

Maybe I'm

gonna burp, hold on. Sorry.

And then people keep saying— what

else they keep saying?

Sorry, I keep burping. The other thing

that's annoying is What exactly

have people learned? What new information

have people learned from Chihiro telling

her side of the story? What has Chihiro

said that you didn't know already from

hearing it from me? Because I'm pretty

sure I've already explained the whole

situation, and I don't explain things just

from my point of view. I don't explain

things just to make myself look good.

I think my explanation of the whole

situation was pretty objective, and I even

told you all the bad things I did, like

losing my temper and breaking stuff and

shouting at her.

I don't really understand why people think

that she's revealing new information that

I was trying to keep quiet. What

information did I try to keep quiet or

stop her from telling people? I didn't

stop her from saying anything. I think I

was pretty fair and objective when it came

to explaining everything,

and I never lied about her. She keeps

saying, oh, I need to clear my name so,

so people don't believe everything Daniel

says. What did I say about Chihiro that

was not true?

Name one thing I said about her that,

that was a lie or that was wrong or was

false. What did I say? I never said

anything that's wrong. Everything I said

was correct and objective and truthful.

See, nothing. No one's even saying

anything, so I don't

understand what the big deal is.

People call me a liar. What did I lie

about then? Name one thing I lied about.

If you're not happy, then nor am I. I hope

things get better, Daniel. Oh, thank you,

Jercles and Strife.

And holy shit, thank you, Mullen Asta.

Wow, that's a nice pink Super Chat.

Do I love Mila? I don't know, but I do

really miss her. And I do feel very

depressed after she left.

Like there's a missing thing from my life

that I liked having, and then it just

vanished. I don't know if that's love or

not. I never, I never really felt true

love before, so I'm not sure.

Where ninety-nine of your haters. So

dull-brained, unsuccessful, and

uninformed. Can you explain?

You're doing great, Daniel. Keep up the

good work. Slightly smiling face. Don't

let stupid people get to you there. Oh,

thank you. You made me very happy today.

I don't know, I feel like sometimes it

doesn't even matter how well I explain it

or how correct I am. People just don't

like me, so They're biased against me.

I understand. I guess I'm not very

likable. Danny's ex-wife is begging for

attention online now, but when she was

with you, she always— Yeah, exactly.

David hit the nail right on the coffin.

Exactly what I was thinking. It's like

she's so desperate to clear her name now,

and she's doing streams with Casey,

making videos. Asking him to link her

Twitter and Instagram, chatting to people

on Discord. What the hell is this? When I

was with her, she didn't want— she didn't

want to have anything to do with YouTube

or Discord or social media. Do you know

how hard I had to try and convince her to

do livestreams with me? It was like

getting blood out of a stone.

She didn't want to do them. She wasn't

interested in YouTube at all. Attention or

being talked about or being gossiped about

or doing streams with me. She wasn't

interested. And now all of a sudden it's

like she's a completely different person.

Either she's gone crazy and I broke her,

or she actually kind of misses the

attention. Maybe. I don't know.

Yeah, I think lots of people just dislike

me because I'm not very likable, and then

they don't even care what I say or if it's

true or not. They'll just disagree with me

just for the sake of it, just for the hell

So yeah, I have a lot of problems

with it.

I don't think I said anything about her

that was Untrue.

For the LDRX.

Who's that? Do you mean Sayaka?

Well, I guess I thought I was in love,

but I never met her, so I don't think it

You have to watch some of your streams

back. You go out of your way to be utterly

unlikable. I don't try to be unlikable.

If I could, I'd rather be likable, and I'd

rather people liked me. I don't like being

unliked.

Because look, there she is. She's in the

chat. Chihiro K. Because I hate him. You

see, she's so vindictive. She's only doing

all this because she's upset and angry

with me.

Why don't you just admit that you didn't

tell me about meeting Casey, and then I'll

have nothing else to complain about? She

won't admit it.

How can you still be angry? It's like 4

months later. It's nearly May. You're

still angry? Jesus, get a life.

I'm trying to move on, but you and bloody

Casey keep dragging it all back out of the

toilet, don't you?

I keep complaining about you because you

keep saying stuff about me that's not

true, like telling people I don't pay tax.

Telling people my Japanese sucks, making

fun of me because I have— I

struggle with talking to strangers.

I'm only talking about it because they

started talking about it. I didn't say a

word about Kasey or Hero when I was in

that Airbnb in Japan, or when I was in

Korea, until they started live streaming

and talking shit about me. I was happy

to just move on and stop talking about it,

but no, they couldn't resist, could they?

You bring it up every stream because they

keep. Making videos and they keep

streaming, so they keep giving me things

to complain about.

I love how his audience turns in him— on

him in chat. Who's turning on me?

Yeah, they might be turning on me, but no

one's actually said anything to refute

what I've said. You're just insulting me

like a child, giving out childish insults

instead of actually explaining why I'm

wrong. How am I wrong? What did I say that

Name one thing I said about Chihiro that's

not true, that she had to clear up to

defend her honor. I didn't say anything

about Chihiro that wasn't true.

And what new information have you learned

from watching Casey and Chihiro videos?

They just say the same stuff over and

over. Oh, Daniel's weird and he's

awkward and he seems shy in real life,

but then online he's like a different

person. Well, duh, everyone's kind of

two-faced online. I mean, look at

yourself, Chihiro, acting like the victim.

Everyone's like that online. I bet you

anything everyone here who's acting all

tough in the chat, I bet you're not like

that in real life. I bet in real life

you're perfectly nice, pleasant, friendly

people, and then you come onto my channel

and then you start giving me all this.

Saying horrible things. I bet you wouldn't

say that stuff in real life, would you?

Everyone's different on the internet. So

obviously in real life, I wouldn't say

rude things about people to their faces

because I don't know who they are. They

might be completely crazy and they might

punch me in the face and resort to

violence if they can't back up their

points using words and have to resort to

physical violence. And I'm not a very

strong, big person, so I wouldn't be able

to defend myself. So I'm obviously— I'm

not going to be rude to people directly to

their face because they might be crazy and

they might kill me. But on

the internet, I can say pretty much

anything I want to without any

consequence.

Unless I'm unlucky enough to cross you on

the street, then, then I don't know what

would happen. I have met a hater in real

life before. He was that Canadian guy.

Had a big argument with him after a

livestream. This was in 2017

before me and Chihiro got married, and

this is before Chihiro found my channel.

Daniel, show me some love. I'm your number

one donator. Wait, I'm telling a story.

Um, yeah, I was doing a stream at

Chihiro's place before we got married,

before she found out my channel, and then

this Canadian guy called D started started

arguing with me, and then we had this

argument in the livestream chat, and he

was threatening me, saying, if I ever see

you and Chihiro outside on the street,

I'm gonna tell her about your YouTube

channel, and I'm gonna do this and that.

And I actually ran into him at

immigration. Can you believe it? I didn't

even know it was him until later when I

recognized his profile picture, but he was

really nice and friendly, and he didn't

say a single rude thing. To my face, he

actually took a picture with me, and then

he started acting all weird. He started

going to the places I went and then making

videos saying, this is where Daniel was

last week. He was a bit of a weirdo.

What I'm saying— my point was that yes, I

am two-faced. This is not what I'm like in

real life. In real life, I'm very quiet,

polite, and shy. But then so is most

people. So are most people. Most people

are different online compared to real

life, so I don't really understand the

point of pointing that out.

I mean, do you actually think I'm like

this in real life? People think

I'm actually like the way I am on YouTube

in real life. Like, they think if I met

them, I would start talking about dick

cheese and prostitutes in the middle of

the street. I wouldn't. I'm a

very polite, well-behaved good boy.

It's obvious you're jealous of the Hong

Kong guy. I'm not jealous of him. What

would I be jealous of?

The only thing I'm jealous of is somehow

he seems to be able to just live in Japan

for as long as he wants to.

Without any problems,

which is something I've always struggled

to do. I would love to be able to just

live in Japan without having to get

married for a visa, but I

don't have any qualifications, can't get a

job, so I won't be able to get a work

I don't know how I could get a work visa

without having a job. Maybe I could get a

job and then get the visa and then quit

the job. I don't know. The only other way

I could get a visa would be student visa

or a cultural visa,

but then I have to go to a stupid school.

And learn stuff. Learning stuff sucks.

Let them hate, Daniel. They're sad and

obsessed. If you have to learn stuff,

then it means that your current way of

life kind of sucks and you need to learn

something. My current life does not suck,

so I don't need to learn anything new

because learning new things wouldn't

really benefit me because my life's

already good. Oh, thank you, Birdie.

Let them hate, they're sad and obsessed.

Yeah, I don't mind if people hate me for

valid reasons, but I feel like people just

hating me for stupid reasons.

Reasons that are not even justified.

Would you think of extending your audience

to Twitch? No, because I tried doing

Twitch before and people didn't come over.

I only had about 70 viewers on Twitch,

and what's the benefit of streaming on

Twitch when I can stream on YouTube? On

YouTube I get ad revenue. On Twitch I

don't because I'm not a partner, and they

won't make me a partner because I can't

get more than 70 viewers consistently. I

tried to apply for Twitch partnership

twice and they rejected me, said not

enough viewers.

And then Twitch takes 50% of the donations

and the subs. YouTube only takes 30%.

So I think Twitch kind of sucks, to be

honest. And they ban people for stupid

reasons. Like, they banned Ice Poseidon

just because he got swatted on a plane,

as if that's his fault.

They also banned that fat Australian guy,

Chad, Anything for Views, didn't they?

Earlier in the video you were complaining

about your life, 10 minutes later my life

is great. Earlier in the video I was, I

was complaining about not being able to go

and see Mila because of the stupid virus.

That's not my fault, that's nothing to do

with my life being bad.

That's the virus's fault. My life would be

great if I could just go.

So it'd be nice if someone here— I've

already gotten 2 people to phone up the

Dutch embassy, but it'd be nice if I could

get more confirmations. So if anyone else

here would like to phone up the Dutch

Ministry of Travel and ask if visiting

Mila would be a valid reason to let me

into the country. That'd be greatly

appreciated.

I can phone them up, Dan. That'd be great.

That would be very helpful.

Why don't I do it myself? Because I don't

speak Dutch and It would just be easier if

a Dutch person phoned up and

spoke to them in Dutch.

And then funnily, there was a documentary

about Amsterdam last night, like it's

rubbing it in my face saying, haha, you

can't come here.

Da da da da da.

I'm sure someone speaks English at the

embassy. Yeah, but if I can get someone

else to do it for me, I'd rather just get

someone else to do it for me. That's—

that's why I always got Chihiro to order

my food in Japan. It's not because I can't

do it. It's because I don't really want to

do it and I'm lazy. And it's just easier

for her to do it because she doesn't

struggle talking to strangers and she

speaks Japanese because she is Japanese.

So it just makes sense for her to do it

for me instead of me struggling to do it

when she could do it much better.

It's not because I can't speak Japanese

and I can't order it, it's because I

choose not to. You think

I would starve in a restaurant because I

don't know how to order food? Obviously I

know how to order food in Japanese. It's

like the easiest thing to do. I just don't

want to do it because I don't like doing

it.

Do you think I could pass level 2 of JLPT

without knowing how to order something at

a restaurant? Give me a break, please.

Am I practicing my Japanese? No, I gave

up. Studying Japanese when I was about,

I think, 24. So about 7 years ago was when

I stopped studying because I failed level

1 and I thought, well, I'm not going to

study anymore. I think my current Japanese

is good enough to do what I want to do.

So why study for level 1 when it's

not really going to benefit me much?

Having level 1 is not going to increase

your chances of getting ladies.

I don't speak Japanese in videos because I

don't feel like I have to prove it to

anyone, and I don't see the point because

you guys don't know Japanese, so how would

you know if my Japanese is good or not?

I only speak Japanese to Japanese people

who can't speak English. Otherwise,

what's the point?

And I don't really care.

About proving that my Japanese sounds

good. I know it sounds good,

and I know how good I am, so who cares if

you think it's bad or not? But I'm just

saying that it's not bad.

And the reason why I kind of stopped

talking to Chihiro when we were together

was not because I found it difficult

to speak Japanese. It's because I just

couldn't be bothered because it was so

boring. We had nothing in common. What was

I gonna talk to her about?

She doesn't know anything about anything I

liked or was interested in.

And then the one— the few times I did talk

to her, then she got angry with me.

Like that time I made fun of that famous

Japanese celebrity who married a woman who

was 10 years older than him or something.

She got angry with me.

I mean, come on, you're a

multi-millionaire and you're good-looking.

Why the hell don't you marry someone who's

younger than you? That band member.

In a Japanese band, Nino or something.

Oh, thank you, Ollie. It's not really new

bad news. It's kind of old bad news, but

it's still bad news. You already

know about it, about not being able to go

to the Netherlands.

What was Chihiro interested in? I have no

idea, to be honest. I still don't know

what she was interested in.

In the beginning stages of our

relationship, she was interested in yoga

and learning English.

I don't really find learning English

interesting because I have no interest in

being a teacher and I already know how to

speak English. So, and yoga is pretty

boring. You just sit there doing silly

stretches. What is the point of yoga? I

think yoga is so dumb. It's not even

proper exercise. You just sit there, do a

pose, and then you think it's going to

change anything.

Yoga is just a waste of time. That's what

people do when they want to exercise, but

they're too lazy to actually do real

exercise, and they think that's exercise,

so they'll go to yoga and they'll think,

oh, I did some exercise, when actually

they just sat on a squishy mat and did

some stretches. Yeah, she likes

snowboarding, but what are we going to

talk about snowboarding? I have no idea,

no clue or interest in snowboarding. I

went skiing. I fell over a few times. So

what? It's not like I can talk about it

for ages and ages.

I also think it's funny when people go to

yoga classes They pay money to

go to a yoga class. Why don't you just do

it at home? Go onto YouTube and look up

yoga lessons. There's probably loads. And

then just do it in your living room. Put

it on the TV and copy them. Why pay

money to go to a class? That always cracks

No, I think yoga's stupid and dumb.

Why don't you go back to school and study

interesting things like physics? Because I

don't find physics interesting.

And I don't need to go to a school to

study anything. I can just go onto Google

and do basics of physics and then read up

on that. You can read anything or study

anything on the internet. You don't need

to go to a stupid school and pay people

money. All the information is on the

internet. There's no teacher who knows

more than what's on the internet unless

he's memorized the entire internet.

Recently I've been quite interested in the

Boer War between the British Empire and

the Boers,

who were Dutch immigrants who migrated to

South Africa. That was quite interesting.

I'm quite interested in history and wars.

It's just funny that back in those days

when they invaded a country, they wore

bright red jackets and uniforms and they

marched in a big column playing music with

drums and trumpets like it's some kind of

parade. I can't believe they used to do

that.

I think it's kind of cool. I wish they

brought that back. I guess machine guns

ruined it. Stupid machine guns ruin

everything, don't they? Everything was

much better in the 1800s. They had fancy

uniforms, they had cool ships with sails

and cannons.

What do you like about Mila that all the

other girls didn't have? Well, number one,

I find her physically attractive, which is

something pretty new to me.

Um, number two,

Huh, I guess I like the way she's

energetic.

I also like the way she doesn't get all

grumpy or moody. I was with her for 3

weeks here, and the whole time she wasn't

really moody or grumpy. I got pretty moody

for a few days. I don't know why, but

sometimes I just wake up and I just feel

kind of grumpy. For no reason.

And I like the way she speaks English

really well. Makes communicating very

comfortable.

What's in your hair? It's a hair clip.

Clipping my hair.

All Daniel does is talk about girls.

Well, that's the only thing people seem to

be interested in. I talk about anything

else and people don't watch, so don't

blame me.

I tried to make a video talking about my

grandfather, didn't even get 12k

views. So don't you dare start blaming

me for only talking about girls when no

one gives a shit when I talk about

I swear, if I don't make a video that's

not about girls or cheating or something,

then it won't get half the views that I

usually get. So don't you dare start

blaming me for only talking about a few

things. I would love to talk about Rainbow

Six and the British Empire and history and

the Boer War and genetics,

but then people will stop watching. Start

talking about Rainbow Six and then half

the people here will leave. So don't blame

me, it's not my fault.

I'm interested in plenty of other things,

but I try and talk about things I think

you want to hear about.

If I opened up Rainbow Six right now, 500

people would just instantly leave.

Remember back when I was in Japan when I

used to do Minecraft streams? I got as low

as 150 viewers sometimes. People just

wouldn't watch just

because it was a game. I wasn't even

really talking about the game, I was just

playing the game whilst I was talking,

but because it was a gaming stream,

people didn't want to watch it.

So don't blame me.

Wait, I need to update my donation goal.

It's not up to date anymore.

How do I do this?

Oh, it's confusing because

it's stretched over a few days now.

So I do 17 plus 103.56

plus 151.29

gives you my new total of 271.85.

27185. Wow, holy shit, we're making

progress.

Okay, donation goal updated.

So yeah, I don't really know what to do

for content now. I guess I have to go back

to doing storytimes since I can't make

anything happen because I can't go

anywhere and I can't meet anyone.

Basically, there's gonna be new— no new

stuff, and I have to start telling old

What else can I do though, apart from just

doing storytime stuff?

Can't go anywhere.

I can get my sister to do a Q&A, maybe,

if I beg her enough.

I'll do gaming videos and stuff like that

on my second channel because

I do like to talk about games now and

then.

Make a story about Chihiro. I will

actually, maybe the next video. I need to

talk about the whole selling nudes

situation, which is kind of getting a bit

ridiculous. She keeps

messaging me saying, Daniel, are you

selling my nudes? And she even messaged my

mum. Last week, and then she and my mum

were talking to each other over the phone.

Daniel, you are such a simp. Haha, Miller

is gonna make you the biggest simp.

There's nothing wrong with being a simp.

I just really like her, and I like a girl,

so what's wrong with liking a girl? Why

does that— why is that a bad thing?

Obviously, I'm not gonna sell her nudes

because If I get caught, it'll get traced

straight back to me, and then I could get

in trouble with the police in Japan. And I

still want to go back to Japan at some

point in the future. Why would I sabotage

my chances of going back to Japan just to

make, I don't know, $50 from selling a

nude?

So I'm not that stupid enough to sell her

nudes. I've got plenty of other girls'

nudes to sell. That don't even

know I have them. So yeah,

all it would take would be for some person

trying to bust me to pretend to be a

customer, and then I'd sell him the nude,

and then he'll have evidence that I sold

it to him, and then he could leak it or

send it to Chihiro and tell her that I

sold it to him, and then I'd get caught,

wouldn't I? So easily, and then I could

get into big trouble if I ever went back

to Japan. So obviously I'm not gonna do

something so stupid.

And no, I'm not gonna delete them because

she also has my nudes and she's not

deleting them. She's holding on to my

nudes and my videos and and keeping them

as evidence in case she needs to report

them to the police. So if she's gonna

carry on holding on to my nudes and my

videos, then I'll hold on to hers.

I've got backups of backups of backups.

She's got the SD card. Don't know if you

remember from last year, the whole SD card

fiasco. She still has the SD card. And she

has other copies from my iPad,

so she's not going to delete my stuff, so

I'm not going to delete her stuff.

And then bloody Casey doesn't even

translate what she says in Japanese

properly. She was explaining in the video,

in the livestream before, that she had

copied— she has backups and copies of the

videos and stuff I had on my iPhone. And

then bloody Casey translates it as Chihiro

still has Daniel's old iPhone. She does

not have my old iPhone. I had iPhone X,

which I sold, and I had an iPhone 11,

which I also sold.

She took my iPhone from me where I think

it was back in September. And she wouldn't

give it back to me. But then she gave it

back to me, and then I sold it.

I even made a video selling it. That's the

other annoying thing. He keeps translating

what she says incorrectly. There was

something else he translated completely

wrong, something to do with STDs.

I can't remember now. Damn.

Oh, I was talking about herpes. I said she

had a herpes scar. I forgot.

And then Casey translated that into

Japanese, which was completely wrong.

And then people think his Japanese better

than mine. He can't even translate a basic

simple sentence.

And it wasn't even a complex sentence. It

was a pretty easy sentence to translate.

So annoying.

Why can't people learn better English and

And then we wouldn't have this problem.

Trying to— trying to have complex

arguments with a Japanese woman who barely

understands English, and then a bloody

Hong Kong guy who barely understands how

to translate English into Japanese.

So irritating. Can you all just learn

better English or shut up?

She's just making the whole situation more

complicated and more misunderstood than it

was in the first place by mistranslating

everything and misunderstanding stuff I'm

Learn better Dutch. I don't need to learn

Dutch because Mila speaks perfect English.

I just find it weird why he's so insistent

on getting involved in something that has

absolutely nothing to do with him. It's

just so weird.

And just some random Hong Kong guy decided

to insert himself in my marriage and my

problems with my ex-wife. So who the fuck

is he? Just some random Asian guy from

Hong Kong just plonked himself in my life.

So irritating. Can he just piss off?

If it's— it's between me and Chihiro, any

problems? So why is he sitting there in

the middle like some stupid fat twat from

KFC? Holding a bucket of chicken.

Go away! No one invited you.

Pissing me off.

You guys don't understand how irritating

it is. Just imagine you've got a

girlfriend or boyfriend and you have

problems with your boyfriend or

girlfriend, and there's some random stupid

guy who has absolutely nothing to do with

it Keeps parking his car

in your fucking garage. Oh, it pisses me

off so much sometimes. What the hell even