Late Night Dinner

I got a Google Oculus Quest 2. It's pretty

a lot better than my HTC Vive. If you

remember, I got that VR headset— when did

I get it? This year. Feels like it was

last year. Yeah, this is so much more

lighter and compact. No cables,

and you don't have to plug it into a PC,

so all the games are built into the

device. Problem is it doesn't have an

amazing selection of games. You just get

the games they provide you with. You don't

get stuff like Half-Life: Alyx. It's not

powerful enough, but there's some Some—

there's a few AAA games like that Walking

Dead game, but I just got it to play Beat

The main problem I'm having with it is my

glasses. It's so annoying playing VR when

you wear glasses because it wasn't too bad

with the Vive, but with this one it's just

smaller inside here and it kind of

squishes my glasses against my face. And

this strap isn't as sturdy as the HTC Vive

strap, so it feels kind of heavy on the

front. You can get this special Elite

strap which you have to buy separate,

which is supposed to fix that problem,

but I didn't really want to spend more on

it. Can't I use it without glasses? No,

because then everything's blurry. I

thought I would be able to see without

glasses since the lens is right in front

of your face, but I don't know where the

actual lens is. Maybe it's here, but if I

take my glasses off, I can't see anything.

It's all blurry. So annoying.

I guess I could go and get my eyes checked

and I could get lenses, but I really hate

lenses because it makes my eyes itchy.

Where do I get my sweater? I bought 2 new

sweaters at Some random shop.

The brand is called Jack Jones or Jimbo

Jones or something like that. And I got

this, uh, I got this hoodie.

I'll show you. I've got a new hoodie and

I also got— I got a hoodie jacket as well.

Look, it's basically just a really thick

hoodie with windproof waterproof lining.

And this is also Jack Jones. Jack and

I think it's quite nice.

Yeah,

don't know if you saw that.

Smells kind of funny though. Smells a bit

like an old man.

I quite like the style. I think it's nice,

fits in with my style.

Mila just left, so I'm all by myself now.

I played about It was maybe 1 hour on Beat

Saber and the headset was making my nose

hurt, so I had to take it off.

I didn't go shopping, but her dad actually

dropped by and gave me a load of food.

Problem is he gave me a lot of vegetables,

but I don't really have much meat. I've

got some bacon, but the balance

is a bit off balance.

Off balance.

Do I like her dad? Yeah, he's nice,

friendly.

I met her whole family now, so That's

first time experience for me. I never met

a girl's family before. The only other

time was chlamydia girlfriend. I met her

mum. She bought us groceries. Apart from

that, out of all the other girls I slept

with, I never met anyone's parents or

grandparents. Oh yeah, Taiwan girl.

I completely forgot about her. Yeah, I did

meet her entire family. How did I forget

that? How do you people know my life

better than I do? Yeah, I, well, I didn't

sleep with the Taiwanese girl, so maybe

that's why I didn't include her. I never

really had a thing with her. Obviously

I've met girls' parents before. I met

Victoria's whole family. I met Victoria's

mom and dad and sisters. And what I meant

was, uh, I never met a girlfriend's family

before. Or a girl that I'm with's

family before.

Oh, I've got some sausage.

Where are you right now? I am in the

Netherlands. I think I'm gonna make my

next video about why I'm in the

Netherlands, because some people still

don't know where I am or why I'm here.

Some people still think I'm in Germany in

the sandwich factory inspecting my

sandwiches. Oh, it's cold.

So I got the hot water fixed. This man

from the Caribbean— Caribbean came and

fixed it. He asked me, where are you from?

I said, England. He said, no, where are

you really from? That was the first time

someone ever said that to me. Where are

you really from? I said, my mum's

Malaysian, my dad's English. And then I

said, where are you from? And he said he's

from the Caribbean. I mean, the Caribbean.

Why do I keep saying the Caribbean? The

Caribbean. He said the Dutch had a colony

from his— in on his island and

He moved here.

I think the landlord here is also

Caribbean. He's black and he's got

dreadlocks and he says, yeah man, when he

fist bumps me.

Ollie, I can't use Streamlabs because I

don't have a PC. Sorry.

And I didn't make enough money on the

stock market to be able to buy one, and I

kind of wasted €400 on the Oculus Quest 2.

I'm still not sure if that was a good

purchase. I mean, Beat Saber is fun to

play. And I guess I could get another

game, but most VR games make me feel

motion sick.

Why were you on the boat? Do you mean the

boat Airbnb? I thought it'd be interesting

as a video, but obviously my subscribers

didn't agree. Bloody 11K

views.

So disappointing.

Where's the bin? Oh,

my bin's so full.

Oh, I don't have any milk.

I just got so excited at the idea of being

able to play Beat Saber without any cables

because the only thing I hated were the

cables when playing Beat Saber.

Oh, look at these all Old

I'm still not sure what to make. I've got

some old rice that I made for the Uncle

Roger video.

The comments— I don't know if you've seen

my new video on the main channel about

Uncle Roger. The comments are so stupid.

People are just saying Duh, Daniel, Uncle

Roger is a character.

Whilst being completely unaware that I'm

also kind of like a character.

Hmm, should I have tomato?

Could kind of make a fry-up here. Could

make a Sausage,

bacon, fried tomatoes, and fried peppers.

What kind of character are you, Daniel?

I'm Scumbag Daniel. That's the character.

Scumbag Daniel gets all the pussy.

What if Uncle Roger copy strikes,

copyright strikes? Well, they would have

actual real drama, wouldn't they? I really

don't think he would. He doesn't seem the

type to do that, and he's such a huge

channel. Well, now that I think about it,

I have seen him comment on videos about

him, even though it's a really small

channel that he's commenting on. So he

might comment on mine, but I was a bit

harsh, I guess. I said he wasn't funny and

his stand-up sucks. I guess I was

a bit mean.

I kind of missed a really big criticism

I could have made. I could have said he's

just reinforcing stereotype of Lame loser

Asian guy, isn't he?

People already think us Asian guys are

kind of like losers and pushovers and a

joke that you don't take seriously. Now

he's just kind of reinforcing that

stereotype. Glad I'm not a kid anymore.

I feel sorry for the little Asian kids

still at school now. Their friends are

probably going to make fun of him even

Doing trying to impersonate the Roger

accent, aren't they? I was lucky when I

was a kid because I guess the worst I had

to put up with was Jackie Chan stuff. But

at least Jackie Chan was like a kung fu

master,

so I didn't really mind that much to being

compared to Jackie Chan because I thought

it was pretty cool. Imagine in school now

and you get compared to Uncle Roger and

then the other white kids at school doing

that stupid accent.

Oh well, that is the,

the curse of being an Asian guy outside of

Asia. Do YouTube

strikes expire? Yeah, they expire after 90

days. Otherwise I wouldn't be able to

stream. I don't think I've had a

strike on this channel. I had 2 on my main

channel, but they expired.

I thought Uncle Roger videos were pretty

funny. I just thought I'd make a video so

I could get— see if I can get some views.

That is the whole point at the end of the

day, isn't it? And my— what my problem

with the Chris Broad video has 100K views

So I doubt it will do as

well, but fingers crossed.

I guess I'm, um,

transitioning into phase— into the next

phase, which is my fan base have mostly

vanished and now I have to try and get

using other people's names because that's

the only way. It is what it is. It sucks,

but happens to the best of us.

Okay, what am I doing? What am I doing?

Are the neighbors still noisy? Yeah, but

I've kind of gotten used to it now, and

I'm feeling more confident with speaking

louder. As you may have noticed, I'm not

really whispering anymore. Remember my

first stream I did here? I was like,

guys, I'm in my new place now. Don't want

to be loud. I feel a bit more confident

speaking at normal voice level.

I'm ripping out my leg hair if you want to

see. Do a video denouncing Bold

and Bankrupt. Yeah, he's got a whole

subreddit full of stuff you could use

But these things might get views, but then

they're gonna get shit CPM.

My video about Filthy Frank got like 6

CPM, which is so bad. And then my video

about financial stuff got really bad

views, but they made the same amount of

money that I usually make, actually even

more because CPM was slightly better

than what I usually get.

And which YouTuber do I hate the most?

Probably Zach Choi with his stupid smug

face and the way he just easily got 10

million subscribers and he consistently

gets over 2 million views every single

time for doing the same fucking thing over

and over again, eating some stupid fried

junk food. I can't stand him.

I just don't know how, uh,

people— how

can 2 million people find that

interesting? I get it if you watch one or

two videos, you're like, oh, this is kind

of interesting, but there's 2 million

people who watch everything.

And he's just showing absolutely no sign

of slowing down or dying off,

and he's

just doing the same thing over and over

again. Pisses me off, but that's YouTube

for you, isn't it? The stupidest things

get big and go viral. And then people

like little guys like me struggling

to think of interesting stuff to make,

and then we don't even get much views

anyway.

But it is what it is, and what it is

is a load of bullshit. But that's

YouTube, isn't it?

The thing— the problem with me and YouTube

is I just, I can't do the whole pandering

thing. I just, I can't force myself to do

it. People piss me off and I just can't

keep my mouth shut.

I can't do the whole, hey guys, I love you

so much act.

It's just so hard.

I'm a bit of a dickhead, and I find that

very hard to not show.

Where's the spatula?

Cooking at 10 o'clock

at the night,

in the night.

Where's my onion?

Where's my sausage? Got some

sausage. I think

I want to save the rest of the sausages

for tomorrow's lunch.

I've got a tiny piece of bread to

put on as well. Yeah, pretty good.

Look at this fry-up. Wouldn't you say this

is a lovely fry-up?

What's happened to the heat?

Oh, the people upstairs are banging again.

I think it's just kids.

I think I saw some— well, I think Mila

said she saw some kids coming out, so

they're probably just kids running up and

down and being annoying.

Like kids usually are.

At least

I don't hear people having sex. Upstairs.

That would be worse. That'll be even more

Was that

clicking? That doesn't

sound good. What if

it blows up? Also, the little orange light

here has turned itself off.

Hmm, weird.

If I turn the heat below 4, it turns

itself off. Listen,

it's clicking.

I wish I had chopsticks. Chopsticks would

Whoa, did you see that piece of bacon

explode? Ow, burned my arm.

Look

at this. Looks pretty nice, doesn't it?

I wish I had more bread.

Okay, I think that's enough.

I used your investing videos last week.

They were inspiring, but I lost $4,000.

Oops, I've actually lost— well, I haven't

lost it because I still have the stock,

but I ended up— you won't believe how much

money I've invested now. I have a total of

£11,000 invested,

which is nearly— I think it's about

$15,000.

And I use 2 apps. I use one called

Freetrade, and I've got— how much do I

have on there? I've got £9,000 plus— yeah,

I've got £11,000 on Freetrade, and then

I've got £1,000 on eToro. eToro is

interesting because, um, you can copy

other people's portfolios, so they have

trusted, reliable traders on it. And then

you can check out their stats, how much

money they make, how much money they lost.

You can check out which stocks they have,

and then you can just 100% copy whatever

they have. So really, you're just paying

them to make money for you.

So I put $1,000 on eToro on this guy who

seems pretty reliable. So far, he's

actually lost me $8, but Uh, he says you

should invest for a minimum of 2 years to

see gains.

Um, so yeah, I guess I'll just leave that,

see how it goes. And then I have £2,000 on

my free account on Freetrade, and I have

£9,000 on my ISA account on Freetrade.

And today was not good on the stock

market. Everything apart from FedEx and

Pinterest went down. Zoom went down.

IBM is down like 6%. Apple's down

about 4%. Amazon is down.

I bought 2 stocks in Amazon for £5,000,

which is about $7,000. And an hour

after I bought the stocks, the value went

down by $100. So if I just waited an hour,

I could have gotten 2 stocks, $200

cheaper. I thought it was going to go up,

but it carried on going down, and now it

went as low as $3,200.

I bought in at $3,300,

but apparently people predict that it's

going to go up to $4,000 next year,

or $5,000 per share in 2023.

So if I just hold on to it until it goes

to $4,000, I can make a couple thousand

dollars maybe.

So a bit of a depressing day on

the stock market. Good news

for FedEx and Pinterest though. So if I

sold my FedEx and Pinterest shares, I

would make about £50, but I want to hold

on to them. If I sold my Zoom shares

yesterday, I would have made £80, but now

if I sell them now, I would actually lose

about £40. But I think I want to hold

on to Zoom long term because I think

they're going to go up again.

My sister put a couple thousand on S&P

500, and maybe I shouldn't tell you what

she's investing in. Maybe Maybe that's

like private information,

but yeah, I lost out yesterday by not

setting Zoom. Not sure if I regret it.

Apparently October is supposed to be very

volatile for the market. It's going to go

up and down a lot. So I should stop crying

about it when it keeps going down in one

day. It's going back up now slowly,

but it's kind of scary after

investing so much and then you see your

investments have lost value by about $500.

Bit scary.

I think my problem is I've invested

in way too many companies in the same

sector, which is tech. 88% of my portfolio

is in technology, and I've got about 10%

in energy because I got Exxon.

But it should be fine. The companies I

invested in are pretty big, and I don't

think they're gonna fail.

Why have I been lost these days?

Do you mean why haven't I been active?

Because Mila was here since a few

days ago.

Back on the grind tomorrow. I'm gonna make

videos, go do streams, go make some

OnlyFans stuff.

Business as usual.

Oh, there's white goo coming out of my

spring onion.

It's so funny making those why I hate XXX

YouTuber videos because the comments from

people are so stupid. The stuff

they say is just so dumb. Like,

what did I say? Daniel's so jealous

because someone else successful gets

Oh, they're actually explaining to me that

Uncle Roger is a character when I

literally say in the video that he's just

playing a character.

It's just funny, people think I'm actually

that stupid.

Do I, do I have the recipe for this meal?

Yeah, you just need some red pepper,

Frankfurt sausage, some bacon bits.

Tomato.

Do I like Netherlands? Hmm, after I got

attacked on the street, my opinion of

Netherlands kind of went down the toilet.

I was trying to be open-minded about mass

immigration and

stuff like that,

but they're making it very hard to be

open-minded towards it by

the way they act. Why can't they just act

like civilized people?

Oh wait, because if they did, then blah

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. You

can fill in the blanks.

If it was a white guy that attacked me

that day, maybe I'd have a

completely different outlook, but the fact

is it wasn't a white guy.

And the fact is, when I got attacked in

Paris, it also was not a white guy.

I have yet to be attacked by a white guy

or an Asian guy.

Hmm, that was pretty good dinner.

Oh, thank you, Tricky Ricky. Do you not

invest in individual stocks and companies

and index funds, ETFs? Yeah,

I heard that a lot and I thought about it,

but it just seems way more fun to pick a

company and then root for them.

It's more exciting. If I just pick an S&P,

then I don't know who they are, and I

probably won't even care who they are.

My sister put $2,000 in an S&P. Maybe I

should as well, because I want to grow a

dividend profile portfolio.

And I had $5,000. I put an extra $5,000 on

my account yesterday thinking, oh, I put

just $1,000 on Amazon, put $1,000 on

Pfizer and J&J, and then maybe I'd get

some ETFs. But then I got greedy

and I thought, why don't you put all on

Amazon? And then Amazon has just

constantly been dropping since I bought

Amazon.

So hopefully they do better and the shares

go up again.

I really want to buy a MacBook Pro,

but I don't need one and it's so expensive

and I don't know why I want one. I I think

it's because I'm being brainwashed. So me

and Mila are currently watching this

Netflix series called Ozark. I don't know

if you've heard of it, but it's really

good. But it's obviously sponsored by

Apple because they all have MacBooks and

iPhones in the show, and they keep zooming

in on the MacBook when he's using it. And

I think that they're brainwashing me

because I keep feeling like I want to get

a MacBook now.

Even though I know I should get a gaming

laptop so I could play Cyberpunk, because

that does look pretty cool,

but they just look so nice and they make

you feel like a professional. I want to be

a professional stock trader that sits on a

MacBook drinking coffee and trading

stocks.

I feel like my idea of what's cool has

shifted a lot. So a few years ago, I

thought what cool was, was being a

YouTuber. I thought being a YouTuber would

be the best thing ever. And now I'm

starting to get bored of being a YouTuber,

and I'm starting to think being a stock

trader looks pretty cool. Sitting at your

laptop, reading up news about stocks,

trading, making money. That seems pretty

cool. Cooler than being a YouTuber.

I've got a TV, so I could just get an Xbox

or PS5, PS4, but now I've got the VR.

And I bought Darkest Dungeon on Switch,

which is new. I love Darkest Dungeon on

iPad. That's what I was playing last year

when I moved back to Japan. I was just

playing Darkest Dungeon all the time. It

was such a great game and I missed it,

but they don't have it on Android. But

then they recently put it onto Switch and

I've just been playing that again.

Darkest Dungeon's so much fun. I love the

setting, the theme, the voice acting, the

artwork. Great, and the gameplay is really

Works pretty well on the Switch.

Also, I tried out the Xbox Gaming Pass,

which lets you play Xbox games on your

phone through a cloud streaming service,

and I heard Rainbow Six Siege is coming to

it, so I downloaded it and paid for a

month's subscription. But it kind of

sucks. It's really laggy. I don't know if

it's because my internet's not amazing

here, but it was pretty laggy. And I only

have the Pro Controller to use with it,

and the Pro Controller worked, but the

sensitivity was really sluggish. Even when

I changed it in the settings to make it

more sensitive, it was just really slow.

So I played a bit of Halo 5 on my phone,

which was pretty crazy. But it kept

getting disconnected. I had to wait for it

to reconnect. It was just kind of

annoying. It said it recommends

that I change my Wi-Fi to 5 GHz, but I

don't know how to do that.

The internet here is pretty fast. I've got

50 download, 20 upload, but it,

it's laggy when I try and play it.

And they don't have a huge amount of games

that I want to play. Halo is the only game

that interests me. What else they have?

Didn't really have anything that I really

wanted to play.

There's no— I remember when I was in Japan

there was a 2.4 and a 5.0 GHz option,

but here there's just one option for

the Wi-Fi. I think I prefer my Switch over

Xbox Gaming Pass.

But it was pretty cool playing Halo on my

phone. Very strange for

me as a 31-year-old. I used to love Halo

so much. It was my favorite game when I

was a teenager. The Halo games first

started coming out when I was about 14 or

15, maybe younger, and me and my friends

used to be obsessed with it. They would

always come over to my house after school

and we'd play co-op and we'd play

deathmatch.

And would always be waiting for the next

Halo to come out and get really excited

about it. I used to get chills

when I heard the Halo theme tune. And then

I lost interest after Halo Reach. I think

I was about 20 and I started getting

interested in— I was about 18, I was

getting interested in Japanese girls. And

moving to Japan. I just lost interest in

gaming.

I've got some pancakes.

Not sure if it's a good idea to cook

pancakes in bacon grease. Is the heater

fixed? No. She messaged me saying that

they are— I can't remember what she said

actually. Said they're trying to get it

sorted out ASAP, but no one's been here.

The repairman, he said that the inside

of the boiler had melted, Which I don't

know if that's the word he meant because I

don't understand how a pipe could melt.

He said it's because I was trying to turn

on the heater and that was causing a

problem. And, um,

that was forcing the boiler to shut itself

down and I kept trying to reset it, but

then I had the heater setting on. So he

said, turn it off and don't touch it. And

leave it off. That way everything will be

fine. And yeah, everything's been fine

since I stopped trying to turn the heating

on. Hot water works.

There was one problem— the shower started

getting blocked and the water started

flooding out into the kitchen,

but I managed to fix that. I had to take

off the grating and there was loads of

hair blocking the filter

thing, so I just took out the hair and

everything's fine. Feels kind of weird now

I've got my own place. I'm the one who has

to get everything sorted out. If something

goes wrong, I'm the one who has to call

people. It's the first,

first-time experience for me because

usually Jahira always used to everything.

And then before Chihiro, my dad did

everything. So now, for the first time

ever, I have to do stuff by myself.

I'm a big boy. I'm a big

boy now.

Who else is watching Ozark? We've gotten

to this episode— it's so weird— where

this 19-year-old boy, um,

moves in with this 60-year-old woman and

then starts having sex with her.

So such a strange plot twist.

And he's actually in love with her. He's

not just banging her, he's genuinely in

love with her, and she's like 60 years

old. So funny.

Actually, I thought it was kind of hot.

Yeah, me and Mila were cringing and I was

getting a bit of a semi. I thought it was

hot because she's a granny, but she's kind

of slim. I guess if you turn the lights

off, it wouldn't be too, um,

unfuckable.

That show is pretty crazy. It's a bit like

Breaking Bad, I guess. Because, you know,

things keep getting worse and worse and

it's about drugs and Mexican cartels.

But it's— I don't know, it's less— I'm

not sure how to describe it.

It's more businessy, like they show you

the business side of laundering money. I

guess in Breaking Bad there was no money

laundering, so it's not a lot like

Breaking Bad.

It's quite an entertaining show. I'd

recommend it.

There was so much money laundering in

Breaking Bad. Was there? I don't remember.

It's been a long time since I watched it.

What? Yeah, there was money laundering in

Breaking Bad, but the story never really

focused on it much. Did it?

Yeah, there's that

laundry place where the black guy had

his secret lab under it.

I kind of forgot what happened in Breaking

Bad now.

I felt like it was mostly about Walter

making drugs and then trying to sell them

and then getting into trouble, whereas

Ozark is more about Marty trying

to invest in businesses so

he can launder his money whilst trying to

keep his family alive. He's not really

making drugs.

Imagine if Marty and Walter White met up

and teamed up. That'd make a good team.

Oh yeah, they bought the car wash to

launder money. Yeah, yeah, I guess

Breaking Bad did have a lot of money

laundering in the story.

What are these muffin things? They are

pancakes. American pancakes,

actually.

Is Breaking Bad worth watching? Yes, I've

watched it twice. I watched it first on my

own and then I had to get Chihiro to watch

it, so I watched it 2 times. And we also

watched the spin-off series Better Call

Saul. That was quite good.

I think Breaking Bad's one of my favorite

It took me a few episodes to get into

though. The first episode was kind of

boring and I actually gave up watching it.

And then a few months later I tried to

watch it again, got past the first

episode, and then I was hooked.

The funny thing about Ozark is, you know,

that the kid— what's his name— Wyatt, and

he's sleeping with that granny. Even

though it's just acting, they actually

kissed and were doing fake sex,

so That must have been weird.

At that point, isn't it kind of like porn?

Because you're forcing yourself to kiss

with this person that you probably don't

find attractive, and you're doing it for

money, and you have to pretend that you

like it because that's your, your role.

I think it'd be hot if Marty started

having an affair with that Black FBI

woman, but she's already pregnant. I don't

know if she's pregnant in the show,

like for the, for the part, or she's

actually pregnant in real life. I think

she's actually pregnant in real life

because it seems kind of pointless having

a pregnant FBI agent character unless it's

going to be a big part of the story.

Maybe the cartel are going to cut her baby

out or something.

I liked Agent Petty. I was really upset

when he got killed, and he got killed in

such a— such an annoying way. He didn't

even get to fight back. He just got hit in

the face with a toolbox and then hit

again. He didn't even have any warning.

So unfair.

In a fair fight, he could have— he could

have easily beat that guy, Cade.

I wish

I had some milk. Maybe I've got a little

bit of milk left for coffee. Let me check.

I love the southern accents in the show.

It's so much fun, um,

trying to do a southern accent whilst

you're watching the show. I think mine's

really bad. Don't undermine me,

Darlene. It sounds so funny.

Darlene, where's my shotgun?

Don't you be undermining me, darling.

I'll bury you in the ground.

No, I can't do it. Should I stop?

It's just fun imitating

them.

Wouldn't it be so funny if I just started

making videos in a funny accent?

I wish I could do an accent. It would make

my videos more interesting.

Try doing a Chinese accent. I can't even

do like an Uncle Roger accent.

Today we make egg fried rice. I can't even

do it. My mum doesn't speak like that.

Egg fried rice.

Where you're what? Where you're what?

Something like that.

Oh no,

I got no milk.

I ran out of milk.

I ran out of milk for my coffee.

I ran out of milk for my coffee.

I guess

I have to go shopping. I hate going

shopping. Now when you want to go to

the supermarket, you have to queue up and

do 1.5 meter distancing, and then you

also have to take a trolley. Usually I

would go shopping, I wouldn't take a

trolley because I never bought that much.

And I would just carry my shopping in my

arms. But now you have to take a trolley

when you go in so they can keep

track of how many people are in the store,

I guess.

But I usually just abandon it. I take the

trolley into the supermarket and then I

just leave it and then hold stuff in

my arms.

Why did I take Chihiro videos down?

Because she asked me to.

I don't know why she was quiet about it,

and then suddenly out of the blue a couple

weeks ago she said she didn't want to be

on my channel because it doesn't benefit

her. I said, how come Hong

Kong guy is allowed to put videos of you

on his channel? And she said, I don't

know, I don't talk to him anymore. And she

said, I'm more reasonable. That's why she

asked me. Isn't it

weird the Hong Kong guy still uploaded

those videos? It's like it's got nothing

to do with him. He doesn't even

meet up with Chihiro anymore. It's like 9

months old drama and he's— he was still

uploading them. It's just so weird.

And for what? So he can get like $5

AdSense?

Get a life. Get a girlfriend.

But I just, I took them down because they

don't really make me money anyway. They

make me like 5 cents a

month in ad revenue,

and it's better to keep Chihiro on good

terms because If I really piss her off, I

guess she could give me some trouble.

Sometimes you have to, uh,

keep people on good terms, not burn

bridges.

And people keep moaning about me, keep

saying I should go back to Japan because

my content's boring now. They think my

content's going to be any different if I

went to Japan?

They do realize the only reason why they

think my content was better in Japan was

because of Chihiro and the drama.

If I go to Japan now Obviously there's no

Chihiro, so it's

just going to be me, but I'm in Japan.

The only difference is maybe I'll try and

do some capsule hotel videos. Well, I'd

get back into doing stuff like 5 weird

things Japanese girls do on the train.

Do I plan on going back home?

Hmm, I don't know.

I don't really see a reason to.

I finally have everything I want here.

Got my own place,

got a relationship, if I can

call it that.

Would be nice back home with the big

garden and stuff like that, but it's just

so stressful living with my mum. My sister

messages me now and then saying stuff

like, "Oh, mum's going crazy again." She

just starts screaming and swearing at you

for no reason.

People when I complain about it, people

would always. Be against me and say, oh,

she just lost her husband, Daniel. Or

maybe if you weren't such a bad son,

Daniel. No, you don't understand, she's

always like this.

Will I learn Dutch? Probably not. Because

I don't talk to anyone.

I know a few words I just picked up, like

thank you is danki vel or something

like that, and hello

is ahoy or hoy, and goodbye is doei.

They say doei like bye-bye.

What else do I know?

I think that's it.

Um, oh yeah, chicken is kip, K-I-P.

Pretty easy. Piece of chicken,

pieces, stuck or stook.

But everyone speaks English, so I don't

really need to. Apart from that guy who

was beating me up. Maybe if I could speak

Dutch then he wouldn't have beaten me up.

I had no idea what he was saying. It was

like gangster Dutch. Didn't even sound

Dutch. It's like immigrant Dutch.

My language learning days are over. I just

don't see the point in learning languages

Am I getting the PS5? Probably not.

There's no games that I really want to

I do miss Rainbow Six sometimes.

Oh no, I need to fart. What should I do?

Let me mute it.

Okay, I'm back.

It was like a balloon. Do you sometimes

fart and it doesn't come out violently but

it comes out slowly and silently? It's

like a balloon deflating. You can feel the

pressure in your lower stomach starting to

fade away, and it feels nice.

I do miss Rainbow Six, to be honest. I

miss the social interaction on Rainbow

Six. Just playing with people in a team

gives me my social interaction fix.

And being able to chat with them online is

fun. I used to have

the craziest conversations on Rainbow Six.

I would say stuff like, oh, my YouTube

viewers, bunch of fucking idiots, my

wife's a bitch. I was just venting Rainbow

Six. It was great. No one knew who I was.

No one even cared what I was saying.

I would say stuff like, oh, stupid Hong

Kong guy is trying to mess with me and my

marriage.

No one cared. They would just say bruh or

lol.

LOL. But it was still fun.

I could get VR chat, couldn't I? And then

I could chat up teenage girls.

Do I still play VR? I played VR about 2

hours ago. Oculus Quest 2 is very

nice.

The layout— what's the word?

You know, the, the menus and the buttons

and the home screen. What's that called?

The UI. That is so nice. Facebook— I don't

know who developed it, not Facebook, but

the Oculus team did a really good job

making the menus and the buttons and The

UI just looks so clean and modern

and futuristic. And then you have these

different, um, lobbies.

What's the word? Like a room that you are

in when you're in the menus. You could

choose different rooms like a winter cabin

or Japanese inn. The Japanese

one's really nice. I just sit there,

just Looking at my surroundings, I'm in

this traditional Japanese inn. There's

Mount Fuji, cherry trees blossoming.

It's so pretty. I just hate the fact that

it's so uncomfortable with my glasses.

Were there toxic 12-year-olds screaming

the N-word in Rainbow Six?

Uh, not usually, but that's what I used to

do. But you couldn't say certain words,

it would get blanked out and you'd get a

warning. So you had to spell it in a funny

way. You couldn't type the word retard.

Use contacts? But then

I have to go to the optician, get my eyes

checked. And then pay for contacts. And

then last time I had contacts, I was about

18, and it was really uncomfortable. I

hated them so much. It took

me half an hour to get them in. And then I

had a weird thing, weird contact lenses

where you had to clean them in some kind

of solution, but then you had to wash off

the solution with a different solution.

And if you didn't wash it all off

properly, It would really sting. You would

get this little plastic container and you

put the lenses in that and then pour in— I

think it's saline solution— and keep them

in there overnight. And then in the

morning you took them out and you had to

rinse them in a different solution. But

sometimes I didn't rinse it properly and

then it still had the saline solution on

it. It burned my eyes.

And I kept dropping them, I kept blinking,

and then when they were in, it was so

itchy. I could feel them in my eyes.

It was horrible. I hated them.

The problem is my glasses, the frames are

kind of big. You see these frames?

They're kind of wide.

I need smaller frames so they could fit

inside of the headset.

Better laser

my eyes. I was thinking about it, but it

looks scary. What if I go blind?

What if I die?

These controllers are pretty nice. Look at

I don't know why VR controllers have this

ring. Why is there always a ring?

Is it for tracking stuff?

Do I still code games? No, I completely

forgot how to code. I even forgot the name

of the coding language. I think it was

Objective-C. C or something, and I use

Xcode to make iPad apps and games.

I wanted to be an app developer before I

became a YouTuber.

It was at the time Flappy Bird came out

and blew up. I thought, wow, that guy made

so much money from this stupid dumb Flappy

Bird game.

And I thought I could do that as well,

but obviously not, not that easy.

I heard the guy who made Flappy Bird took

the game down because he was making so

much money and the money scared him. He

didn't like having so much money. So he

took the game down and he stopped getting

money for it. Crazy. How could he

be scared of having more money?

I can't believe that game was such a huge

hit. People like PewDiePie were playing

it.

The weirdest games become smash hits.

Well, what are my other problems?

Hmm, biggest problems are heating.

Tempted to just buy an electric heater and

get it sorted with,

because these people are just so slow

at getting things sorted out.

Other problems?

I don't know, I don't really have that

many problems. I guess I need to

make some OnlyFans stuff, but I just don't

feel like it. I want to try out VR porn.

That seems like it could be nice. I never

tried it before because with the HTC Vive,

all these cables, and you had to turn on

the computer. But now I've got the Oculus

Quest, I can just wake up in the morning,

put my glasses on, put on the Quest,

watch some VR porn. Maybe it's good.

Maybe if I had the VR porn when I was

married, um, I would never have cheated.

'Cause I'm lazy and cheating takes effort.

You gotta get showered, get dressed, get

on the train, meet the girl, waste all

this time on a stupid date.

But I wasn't lazy enough. But if I

had the VR porn, I think if really

convincing VR holographic porn

was invented, I think a lot of men would

just stop cheating.

Because why would you cheat and risk your

marriage or relationship when you can just

have sex with like a hologram and then

it's virtual and it's not actually

cheating?

That would have solved so many problems.

And it would have saved me a lot of money

because I wasted a lot of money on

prostitutes when I was in Japan. I

probably saw like 30 prostitutes

in Japan. I probably blew

over $5,000 on prostitutes in Japan.

It's so bad. If I just had like a

holographic woman I could have screwed

when Chihiro was at work, I could have

saved so much money.

Well, maybe a sex doll could have solved

the problem, but I don't know, the sex

doll was kind of annoying to clean and

move around.

The sex doll was annoying because it

was hard to decide if I wanted to put it

away or just leave it out all day long.

But if I left it out all day long I would

keep having sex with it, and then I just

felt like this depraved sex

slave who was humping this lump of rubber

8 times a day. I felt like I was going a

bit crazy.

I was sitting in that little Airbnb naked

with a sex doll playing Rainbow Six and

then humping it every few hours, and I

thought to myself, the hell am I doing?

This is weird,

but it

was interesting, I guess. I wouldn't get

one again, mainly because It's

like, it's like being a drug addict and

then you've got an infinite supply of

drugs in your fridge.

It starts taking over your mind and your

Oh no, what if I get addicted to VR porn

and it's really good?

Oh well, it was an experience.

I was hoping it would go viral. It got

demonetized and I took the video down.

Should have left it up. Maybe it could

have gone viral. It was a pretty funny

video seeing me unbox it, take it out the

box. And I'll show you it wrapped up in

the blanket.

Let me put the grill away.

I want orange.

Orange.

Wow, it's so quiet. What time is it? It's

only 11 and they've gone completely silent

upstairs.

Okay, let me check YouTube comments, see

what the idiots are saying.

Checking the comments. Why isn't it

loading?

Stupid.

Hmm, the Uncle Roger video is not doing

amazingly. It's at 7 out of 10.

It did slightly worse than the kitten

video, slightly better

than the capsule hotel video. I can't

believe the My Life Is a Mess video got so

many views. I thought it was a pretty

boring shit video.

Well, I guess it's okay.

Oh, look at these stupid people I have to

deal with every day. Different people

find different things funny. Sometimes

people find Uncle Roger funny, others

won't. Complaining about him won't do

anything. Yeah, well, give me money.

It'll get me money. That's the whole

point.

It's actually insane how unintelligent you

can be. It always amazes me.

Daniel just hating on whoever just so he

can try making his videos get viral.

Well, at least someone gets it.

But what's the point making a comment

stating something so obvious? It's like

going to McDonald's and you say, oh, he's

only working here because he wants to make

money, he's not really passionate about

flipping burgers.

Can you add Amazon link for Oculus Quest

2? Yeah, I could do a review of it.

I actually made $15 off my Amazon

affiliates page. Quite good.

I don't know why people in my comment

section love to use the word

self-awareness. Wow, the jealousy is real.

How does everyone see this except Daniel?

Only Daniel doesn't see how jealous he is.

Perhaps he knows he's jealous and just

doesn't care, but I think it's more likely

He doesn't have any self-awareness.

Uncle Roger gets 10 million views. No

shit, I'm jealous. Why would I not be

I don't know why people like to use the

word jealous as an insult. Like, he's so

jealous, but he doesn't even see it.

Yeah, I'm jealous of people who make more

money than me. So what?

I'm jealous of Graham Stephan. I'm jealous

of Roberto Blake. I'm jealous of Ben Dean.

I don't feel embarrassed to admit that I'm

I guess comments weren't too bad.

The most annoying comments were when I got

There's probably worse comments on the

held for review list.

Oh yeah, there's loads. Um, I think

it's because I added fake as a banned

word. Of course it's fake, he's just a

character. Yeah, that's fine. Approve.