Playing starfield again

Testing. I wish

Deimos was exclusively a military

contractor.

Damn, those ships are responsible for

countless victories. They're a true piece

Oh my God, I just walked out on my B-wife.

I'm homeless now in a starship space

station. I don't know what

to do. I got

nobody. And I'm on the streets

in a space station with Sandra

Fullerton. Oh, hello Sandra.

Very nice.

Sandra wants me,

so I had to say bye to Chibi.

Why I cheated on my stupid wife with

Sandra Fullerton.

Look, Sandra's flirting with me. I think

she wants me.

Yeah, I just walked out on my wife 3 years

ago. Thought I'd do an update video.

Yeah, I don't know why her face is all

brown, like someone rubbed their ass crack

all over her. Well, everyone's brown

here because of ethnic diversity.

Oh, this guy looks like me if I was white

and had a beard, don't you think? Why his

outfit looks so gay. What is he wearing?

It's got like revealing shoulders and a

collar. That is the campus-looking

spaceman I've ever seen. And then

we got Asian MILF number 1.

Cuter than Chihiro, yes or no?

Long time no see. Oh, hello there.

I thought people wouldn't recognize me

with my new, new channel name, new

picture. I'm thinking of changing this

channel name to Hiding in My Room, and

then people will come and be like, what

the hell? I thought you had 100K subs.

Why do you only have 14K subs now? Your

DS3 review is popping off.

Oh, Dark Souls 3. Yeah, I got 1,000 views.

Why is that getting more views than my

Starfield videos? And Dark Souls 3 is like

a 6 or 7-year-old game.

Makes no sense. Everyone else is getting

like hundreds of thousands of views on

Starfield videos. And my one gets

less views than Dark Souls 3.

You should do more cooking videos. Maybe

I'll do like purely cooking only videos.

Okay, what are we doing?

I'm trying to upgrade my ship.

Today is the day. I think we need more.

I just finished all my jobs. I just

finished making a main channel video and I

just finished making a Starfield video.

Took all day. I woke up at 8 AM in the

morning and now it's 4 PM and now I

finished making 2 videos, had lunch, did

cleaning Now relax, do some streaming.

Are you close anywhere to finishing this

game? Not even close. I've barely done any

of the main missions. I've just been doing

side quests and faction quests and messing

around with my ship. This shipbuilding

thing, it is better than Armored Core 6.

Well, all these different components you

can change and upgrade. Look, every single

component you can move around and get rid

of, change the color. It's so much better

than Armored Core. Like, you just move all

this around, do this,

put that there, put this here, put this

there, like that. It's so good.

And then look at all the different weapons

and stuff you can buy.

I want to get the Class C weapons, which

are the best in the game, like these or

these. Look at this massive turret you can

get. Where is it? This, this one. Look at

that. I want to get this, but it's a Class

C turret. It looks so cool.

It's like an automated turret. I could put

it Put it there.

Oh, I found out you can have 4 missile

launchers. I thought you can only have 1

of each weapon. You can actually have 4 of

each weapon. Look, I got quad missile

launchers. They almost 2-shot any enemy

ship. And I could have quad of these guns,

but I ran out of money. I've only got 2

credits left. Look, I got this massive

cargo bay. Has 1,200 cargo storage there

and there. So then I had to put bigger

engines onto the sides like that,

which meant that I had to put extra

landing gear because my ship got heavier.

So I got these and

that. And then,

yeah, my goal is I want to get 4 of these

proton beams, or maybe like a machine gun.

I got rank 2 of starship design, so I get

all these cool new weapons like, like this

one. I get this autocannon.

I can get this autocannon like that, and I

could get 4 of them. So I want to get 4 of

those, have like quad autocannons and quad

missile launchers, but I need way more

money. My ship's looking pretty cool,

although I don't really like these landing

gears. Oh wait, I'm in Deimos Star Yard

now. I could just get rid of them. Oh, I

can't, so I don't have enough money. Damn

it. I prefer these landing— oh

wait, I'm missing one there. What?

That should go there,

and then I want these here.

I don't have enough money.

I got a scan jammer as well. Scans people

trying to— I mean, it jams people trying

to scan my contraband.

Okay, put it back to how it was. Broke it

Actually, I'll just exit.

Where's my ship?

Yeah, that's my ship looking kind of weird

with these big chunky landing gears. I

need to replace these 2 with something

like that, but I need to get some money.

Okay.

What's the best way of making money?

Maybe I destroy some Crimson Fleet.

How do you play at 20 FPS? It's not

usually 20 FPS, it's usually like 40.

It's just because I'm streaming.

It's just when I'm streaming, it's much

slower than it usually is.

I don't understand the point of this

pilgrim ship. They start

talking to you about religion. It's really

annoying. Don't you just hate it when

someone messages you and they start

telling you how amazing God is or

why you should be religious. Happened to

me recently. This girl just kept going on

and on about God and how it saved her.

Really not interested, to be honest.

As if some fictional character is gonna

save your life. Okay, look at my quad

missile launchers. It's so powerful.

Watch. I don't know why these Crimson

Fleet people think I'm their friend when I

keep killing them. Watch this, gonna blow

out his backside like I did to my stupid

wife. Watch this, watch, watch, watch. Oh

no, I didn't put enough points into my

missiles. Wait, put more

points into missiles.

Okay. Now, watch.

Oh my god, half its shield! Its entire

shield is gone already.

I nearly one-shot it. Well, that was like

5 shots. Do you see how powerful

quad missile launchers are?

Who's shooting me?

Stupid kids outside my door.

Watch, watch.

Oh, I just destroy everything now.

It's kind of annoying having to fly over

to the loot. The loot keeps floating away

and there's nothing. Okay, so that

gave me 2,000 credits.

Wait, who's shooting me?

Okay, next we go here. I think it's

not clickbait title. I walked out on her

in 2020.

What graphics you playing on? Playing on

ultra low. Everything is

low, low, low.

Imagine what this game looks like on high

graphics. I wish I had a good computer.

It's so annoying. I spent $2,400 on this

laptop and I still can't say, oh, I got a

good computer. What a joke.

Where do I reside now? I'm living in

Thailand since last year.

Be living here until next year.

Gotta go to school tomorrow. I'm going to

Thai language school. I got an education

visa. I wish I

had a load of money so I could buy a new

gaming computer. I want to build like an

RTX 40 60 with Core i9,

32GB RAM, big open case,

plenty of cooling. I'd love to buy that.

Maybe I'll just buy it, go into debt.

Why not? I'll save money by

not eating food.

Yeah, I can speak 4 languages now. I speak

a bit of Thai too. Japanese, Korean, and

Thai now, and English.

I met my girlfriend's mum a couple days

ago, spoke to her a little bit in Thai.

Seems like they understand me.

I think an RTX 3060 desktop would blow my

laptop's 3060 out of the water. And be a

lot cheaper, just be like £1,000 maybe.

Should I get 3060 or just jump up to 4060?

Look, I'm flying!

The low gravity planets are fun.

Oh, I nearly romanced Sarah. You can be

lesbians, but I decided to just keep her

as a friend because I want to romance

Andrea because she's more attractive, but

she kind of hates me right now because I

killed some shit. Level 40?

Why is it red? It shouldn't be red

yet. I got this thing where I can

manipulate enemies into taking my side.

Watch. You do instigate.

Okay, that didn't work. That just made him

shoot me.

Why does he think I'm his friend?

He still thinks I'm his friend, look.

Wow, his helmet is cracked after I shot

Why is he not trying to kill me yet?

He didn't even fight back. Amazing AI.

I've got so much cargo space in my ship

now. The problem is you can't really

send your cargo directly to the ship, so

I'd have to run back if I'm overburdened.

Yeah, there's so many side quests in this

game. I barely even touched the main

quests. There's all these faction quests

and like missions you get at the

terminals, just killing pirates like this

for money. I did this massive

side quest where you find like a big ship

that's been traveling for 200 years. And

they want to colonize some planet that's

already been colonized. And then you can

either help them get a new engine so they

can run away and find a new home, or you

can sabotage their ship and blow them up,

or you can convince them to move down to

the planet and live as slaves. I helped

them get a new engine so they could move.

I thought it'd be way too sad if you just

blew up their ship. Imagine traveling for

200 years and then your first encounter

with people again, they blow you up. No,

I'm not that cruel.

And then there was another side quest

where you

gotta help some guy who was behind some

terrorist attack, and then you can either

snitch on him and turn him in,

or you can keep his secret a secret and

then kind of take his side. Do missions

for him, which is what I did. I could do

some missions for him, I guess.

So the side quests have been pretty

interesting. The main quests I haven't

really done yet. The reason why is because

I'm afraid I'll accidentally finish the

game, and when I finish games, the main

story, I I kind of lose interest and I

don't really want to play it anymore.

Happens every time. I don't care about

playing the game anymore when the main

quest is over. It's like this weird

psychological thing.

I just want one genuine playthrough and

then I'm kind of done. I'm not really one

to replay games.

Oh, there's so many here.

Well, it's a lot of XP. I really need to

level up because I want to be able to buy

those more expensive ship parts.

No, my gun dying.

Oh, why am I blacking out?

This shotgun's so good,

I love it.

It's a bit annoying though because it's

not long range. I have to get up close. I

should get a rifle.

Where is he?

I keep running out of space in my

inventory. Get rid of this.

Why don't you stream on your main channel?

Because if I stream this on the main

channel, I'd probably have like 30

I only get maybe 70 or 80 viewers now on

the main channel. And they only

watch to listen to me talk about life,

not gaming.

Really, I want to do gaming streams. I'm

bored just sitting there whining about my

life all day.

Why don't people just watch me play

Starfield?

And people say I just whine about my life

all the time. But I don't really want to.

I don't want to whine about my life for 7

hours straight. It's just if I don't,

then people don't watch. Like, if I talk

about anything else, then people start

clicking off. So I, I have to sit there

for 8 hours and whine about my life and

about my money running out and being

depressed, because if I talk about

anything else, everyone starts clicking

off. So I'm like trapped

into doing the same thing for

the best results.

They would also watch if you react to

other videos. I don't know,

I don't think they would.

Who would I react to?

Okay, I made 10,000 credits

from that. Pretty good.

I hate how the ship lands 500 meters away.

Look, why does it land over there? And

then you run all the way back.

I mean, I could just teleport to the next

mission like this. So the next one is kill

pirate rover on Nemus.

Can't fast travel whilst falling. Why not?

Have you ever considered being nice

to your wife? No, she's stupid and she

never understands anything,

and then she always wants to argue with

everything I say instead of actually

listening to me.

So I just give up trying to discuss

things with her.

Viewers can send you videos to watch. I

don't really want to play other people's

videos because I'm scared of copyright. I

don't want to get in trouble.

Damn, my ship looks amazing.

The best bit about this game is the ship

stuff.

The shooting's okay, but I don't really

care that much about it. I want to put

stuff in my cargo. Building a ship and

managing it and trying to make it better,

it's like the only good thing in this

How'd you get back to a place you have

explored before if you don't have a

mission marker to jump there?

I don't know. I think you can jump

to the planet in space and then you

have to land again. Where's my cargo?

I want to put all these

weapons I need to sell later, so I put it

in the cargo—

ship's cargo.

Oh, I got a sword and I got this special

epic pistol and I got a Japanese knife.

What is taking up so much inventory?

Oh, it's argon and

alkanes,

all this stuff.

Twitch streamers do that, have no problems

with copyright. Well, that's Twitch.

YouTube has— I mean, it's easier to

screw someone over on YouTube who's using

your content just by doing a copyright

claim. I don't know if you can do that on

Twitch because it's never happened to me

on Twitch.

I got in trouble twice First time with

Nobita, remember he gave me a copyright

strike for using his picture in the

thumbnail. And then the second time, Tim

Schofield gave me a copyright strike for

using some of his footage. It was just

like 1 minute of his footage that I then

looped for 8 minutes, and then I put my

voiceover over the footage. But he was

still able to give me a strike, and I

appealed it to YouTube, and they said,

sorry, but you're still gonna get the

strike. Yeah, Nobita took the strike down

and apologized, but what if he didn't

change his mind and he wanted me to have

the strike? You know, I had 2 strikes at

that time. I was freaking out. We just

arrived in the airport in— I can't

remember. We're going back home for

Christmas, me and Chihiro, and we were at

the airport and I just got the email

saying you have received the strike, and I

already had a strike and Because of the

cockroach thing. So I had 2 strikes and I

was having like a mental breakdown

thinking, oh my god, I'm gonna get a 3rd

strike and my channel is gonna be dead,

finished. Then luckily Nobita took the

strike away and

then he said, it's okay, I don't care if

you use my picture. He said he was scared,

he didn't want to be associated with me

because my weird viewers were like sending

him weird messages.

So why strike me for doing that?

It's not my fault. People are weird on the

Oh yeah, the problem is with selling

things in this game, the vendors run out

of money. So I got loads of stuff to sell,

but no one's got any money to buy my

stuff. They only have like 10,000 credits,

and then I have to go and find a new, a

new vendor to sell stuff to.

I also don't know when the vendors get

more money because they never seem to have

any money now.

It's kind of dumb how they're all broke.

What's that exploding noise?

Ah, I exited by accident.

How do

I get to him? He's down

there.

So annoying. I saw this channel make a

shipbuilding guide and he got 480,000

views. My one only got 900

views, so I made another shipbuilding

guide, this time with a different

thumbnail and title.

Gonna keep making shipbuilding guides

until one of them blows up.

I don't get it. Well, these people making

guides and they gain like hundreds of

thousands of views and my ones don't.

Is it the thumbnail or the title that's

Have I played Star Fox? Isn't he that

Nintendo character? No, I only

know him because he's in Super Smash Bros.

Who's shooting me?

Okay, I made 20,000 credits now.

Next one.

Oh, I leveled up. When did I level up? I

want to get a rank 3 starship design, but

I need to first get 4 more unique ship

modules.

Well, the FPS is really nice in here. 60

FPS, it's so smooth. It looks pretty

good in here too, not PS2 graphics.

It's only really bad when I'm in like a

city or like a big town. Or on the surface

of a planet looks pretty bad, but when I

go inside of the instanced areas, it looks

great. Okay, next mission: establish

cargo link to Mars. How do I do that?

400 antimony.

I can't be bothered. Sounds annoying.

Place a sensor at the top of the old Mars

launch pad. Okay,

try that.

I gotta go to school tomorrow. Skipped

Thursday and Friday. I should go tomorrow.

Doubt I missed anything.

I have no idea what they're teaching

because they'll teach a new word but they

don't tell you what the word means. They

teach you what it means in Thai and then

you have to like figure out what it means.

Sometimes I can't be bothered,

just write it in English. Then I'd

know instantly what it means.

Okay, so how do I get up there? You know,

you can go to Earth in this game, but it's

all just— it looks like this, like just a

big sandy desert. Apparently there was a

nuclear war and it wipes everything out.

Maybe like Fallout. Maybe it's linked to

Fallout.

Is this how you're supposed to get up

If your attendance is bad, they'll cancel

visa. But the Chinese guy didn't come for

a whole week, and a Japanese guy didn't

come for a few days, and then the Chinese

Taiwanese girl didn't come for

a few days. I've only missed, what, 2—

I've missed 3 days. Once when Armored Core

came out, and then when Starfield came

out.

I got the best attendance. Imagine I get

kicked out even though I have the best

attendance.

Should I just run there?

Can't your girlfriend teach you?

Well, yeah, but she can't get me a visa

unless she marries me. If I really wanted

to learn, I'd just watch YouTube videos,

but I'm not that fussed. I was quite

interested in it at first, but now I'm

like, eh, can't be bothered.

It's nice I met her mum though. At least

her mom and her family meet me and like

give me a hug. Chihiro's family never even

met me once. They didn't even want to meet

me. Don't you think that's really weird?

Oh, my daughter or my sister got married,

hmm, but I don't want to meet the guy she

married ever because some stuck-up stupid

Japanese person. Japanese people are

weird. Imagine not meeting your daughter's

husband. Even though they've been married

for over a year. Me and Chihiro were

married for like 2 years, nearly a year

and a half, and her stupid family never

wanted to meet me once. Her sister, her

mum— Chihiro's got a weird family.

But my girlfriend, Thai girlfriend's

family, they all met me. The sister, the

cousin— I met a few of her cousins, I met

her mum, met her stepdad. Stepdad bought

us dinner. Thai people are so much

friendlier than Japanese people.

Maybe her mum will get me a job

translating Japanese. I don't

know, her mum's like some kind of business

owner.

Wow, 4,000 credits.

You don't get much XP. I need

more XP. Let's get some missions.

Destroy Crimson Fleet, destroy Crimson

Fleet, kill spacer. They pay so

little. How do I get more money? Well,

the Crimson Fleet— I owe the Crimson Fleet

290,000 credits because I keep killing

them. Okay, as if I'm gonna pay that.

Where can I sell stuff?

I think I can recruit some people here.

Andromeda Kepler, is she cute?

No, no thanks.

Does the interior of your ship accurate to

how the exterior? Yeah, it looks exactly

how you think it would look like inside.

I understand.

So you can place windows on the outside,

and then when you go in, you can look out

Where are the shops?

I think it's down here.

I need money.

Oh, here's a shop. Trade Authority. Hope

he's got money. He's got 11,000. I can

sell him some stuff. I'll sell him this.

This, this,

and, uh, do I

want that? That's a legendary item.

So this,

this. How would you

rate Starfield? I'd rate it like 9 out of

10. I'm really into it. I played it all

day yesterday. I don't know why it's so

Sell this, please.

This, this. Oh look, he ran out of money.

So if I buy some things from him, because

I could use some He

doesn't have anything good.

Sell him something for 800. Like,

uh, sell him this. How does

a shop run out of money?

I think the game only gets good when you

get into the shipbuilding stuff because

there's so much you can do with the

shipbuilding and you need a lot

of money, so it makes you want to get

money to buy the cool stuff. If there's

no cool stuff you want, then you don't

really care about getting money, and if

you don't care about getting money, then

you feel like, what's the point playing

the game? It's kind of like real life. In

order to get motivated to make money, you

need stuff you want to buy that you

really, really want. Because if there's

nothing you want, then you feel like, oh,

I don't really care about having money

then. Is there

not another shop?

Is that

the only shot?

I think the secret to motivation in life

is to

have things you want and then try to get

them. Like, I wanted a cute Japanese

girlfriend for years, and that really

motivated me to learn Japanese.

And then I realized, yeah, I don't think I

can get a cute Japanese girlfriend. Then I

just kind of gave up. Do you think I would

have eventually gotten one if I never gave

up? I don't think I would have.

Why do you think I could never have gotten

a cute Japanese girlfriend? The best I did

was the chlamydia girlfriend. She was only

like 31 or 32, pretty good-looking,

although her nose was kind of weird.

Like, her nose was very flat.

She basically had no nose almost, but it

wasn't too noticeable. It was fine, just a

bit on the small side. But she was

definitely the cute— I don't know, some

people say Chihiro was better looking,

but I kind of like Chlamydia Girlfriend's

face way more than Chihiro's face. It's

not that Chihiro is ugly, it's just she

didn't have like that super Japanese-y

look. Even though Chihiro is 100%

Japanese, her dad kind of looks like that

guy from Men in Black. She said it

herself. She said people used to joke

saying her dad looks like, you know, the

guy, the white guy in Men in Black.

What's his name? He does the coffee

commercials in Japan. Her dad kind of

looks like him. So he's got like that deep

face, you know, like that kind of craggy

looking face. That's why Chihiro kind of

looks like a foreigner.

Even at the airport, sometimes people— the

Japanese staff spoke to Chihiro in English

because they didn't think she was

Japanese.

I don't know, something about her face.

It's an okay face, like generally

speaking,

but it wasn't really— I don't know.

It's not really the kind of face I'd jack

off to. What am I doing?

Destroy Crimson Fleet.

Okay, I was trying to find a shop to sell

stuff. I never dated a Japanese

girl who's 25. The youngest I dated was a

20-year-old, 21-year-old Japanese girl,

but she was fat and ugly, and she was like

a university student. I was 20. She did

not look attractive at all. She was like

really chunky and wide,

not AKB48 kind of girl.

Either the young and fat or the old and

slim. Why can't I get young and slim?

I'm just 3-shot killing these ships now

with my quad missiles.

Why is it so easy now?

What was that? Supply antimoni.

What is antimoni?

What's this?

One. What is antimoney? Establish cargo

link to Mars.

Okay, how Would

I visit Dubai? Probably not. Actually, I

was watching videos yesterday of driving

in Dubai, and the city looks insane. The

buildings are massive. It really looks

like some cyberpunk futuristic city.

So what I do,

create a cargo link. Okay, so press

that and press this and then make a base,

and then we go make a cargo link.

How, how? Where's the cargo link?

Build this to allow transfer of cargo

while on board your ship.

Oh, cargo link. Oh, I need iron and

aluminium. 8 iron— no,

7 iron and 2 aluminium.

Oh my god,

goddammit. Let me

think, where can I buy that?

Aluminium and iron.

They probably sell it on Mars. What's

wrong with dating a girl locally?

I don't know, nothing, I guess. I mean,

it would have been a lot easier if I just

had a British girlfriend.

I wouldn't have to worry about visas,

speak the same language, can visit my mum,

my family whenever. Got Amazon next-day

delivery and financing. It's just I could

never find an attractive British

girlfriend. Even with my YouTube fame,

the most attractive British girl I met

It's probably Essex Girl.

What's this? Antimony.

I don't understand these control

things.

It's kind of weird, there were only ever

2 2 British girls that wanted to meet me,

Pia and Essex Girl. But then for

some reason there were loads of German

girls and American girls. American girls

seemed to really like me. I've got that

Asian look, the British accent.

Obviously British people are not impressed

with the British accent because it's our

accent already.

I'll tell you something funny. I was

watching Trash Taste earlier today, and

then Gantz just says his wife Sydney,

who's American, said that America

won the Vietnamese War.

And Ice Poseidon said the same thing too.

I thought that was just Ice saying dumb

stuff because he's Ice, but Sydney's

pretty dumb as well, I guess. But it seems

like Americans, a lot of Americans think

they won the Vietnam War just because they

killed more people than they— than

the Vietnamese killed. Because they like

bombed the shit out of the country, they

think they won. That's such a weird way of

thinking.

All Americans think that? What? Because I

remember watching Ice and he would keep

saying Oh yeah, America never lost a war.

And then someone would say, what about

Vietnam? And he said, oh, we won that

because we bombed the shit out of them.

Yeah, but you still lost it because you

had to retreat and then your enemies took

over the country. So how can you say you

won it?

Uh, what am I doing? Oh, I need to buy

iron. Aluminium. Oh, I only need 2

though, it's only 7. Where's iron? Please

tell me you have iron. Oh my god, he

doesn't have iron. How do you not have

iron?

Useless idiot.

Where can we get iron? I had loads of

iron, I had to get rid of it because it

was too heavy.

Yeah, America lost Afghanistan as well.

20 years trying to turn it into a

democracy, and then they had to retreat,

and then the Taliban just took it the same

day they left, and they took all the

American weapons and trucks and stuff as

well.

Where can I get iron?

I think New Atlantis. I hate

New Atlantis. Takes ages to

get from the space— spaceship to the

shops.

I was just kind of shocked when I saw that

Sydney said the same thing Ice did. I

thought it's just like a dumb Ice thing.

America bombed the shit out of Vietnam,

but they didn't really destroy anything

because there's nothing to bomb. There

weren't like big cities and factories and

warehouses. They were just bombing to try

and get them out of the tunnels. They

didn't destroy anything with the bombing,

they just like destroyed jungle with

napalm and the Agent Orange thing,

which accidentally gave their own people

cancer. That's why

America couldn't win the Vietnam War,

because they were like trying to bomb

Vietnam as if they were fighting an

industrialized country. Bombing doesn't

really work when there's nothing to bomb

and your enemy's living in tunnel

networks.

I think they dropped more bombs in Vietnam

than they did during World War II.

Does your girlfriend have male friends?

I don't know, maybe.

I've only met one of her friend.

How do I get down there?

The napalm made tunnels stronger. I think

I heard that, like the intense heat of the

napalm strengthened the mud.

I do remember hearing that when I went to

the Vietnam War War Museum in Vietnam.

They had to send tiny soldiers down the

tunnels to look for the Vietnamese.

My girlfriend's trying to get a visa now

to the UK so we can go back for Christmas.

It's crazy, Thai people need to get a visa

just to go on holiday to the UK.

Isn't that so weird? Oh my god, no iron.

Oh, thank god, iron. Okay, now I need to

go back to Mars. I'll buy some ship parts.

I hate how you have to go through that

dialogue every time you want to click on a

And then we go back to Mars.

My girlfriend's sister had her American

visa application rejected, so she's sad.

I don't know why she was rejected though.

My girlfriend said Thai people get

rejected by America a lot because there's

like a lot of Thai people trying to get a

green card or something. So now she She

asked me if her sister could come with us

to the UK. I mean, I guess maybe she could

live in the summer cabin. Imagine bringing

back 2 Thai women to my mum's house. That

would be pretty funny. I want to buy

Cargo Link.

So I build this here.

And then what? Well, that's massive.

And then link.

Yes, I understand.

So this is Outgoing resources to

Cydonia. Supply antimony.

I should have checked if they sold it.

Where do I get antimony?

Seems like Western countries strict when

it comes to Southeast Asians going on

holiday there. Oh, where did this come

from? Can I steal this ship?

Can I stand under the jets and die?

I want to steal this.

No, I don't think I can.

Wow,

it is

kind of restrictive. When you got a

girlfriend who needs to get a visa to go

anywhere and also has to work a job.

Like, if I was single, I'd probably just

go wherever I want to. Japan, maybe a bit

in Korea. Oh, if I stand on the ship and

it takes off, what happens? Oh my God,

oh my God, what's happening? I fell

through it. I thought it was going to take

me off into space.

That was funny. Oh, did you see that woman

with blonde hair? She flew her ship

straight to Pluto and it took like,

I don't know, 20 hours or more.

And eventually she reached Pluto and she

threw— she flew through Pluto and then

went inside of it.

This game's really weird sometimes.

Okay, I need antimony. Go back to

Where do I get— let me just Google it

Why didn't you work in a host bar?

Because I suck at talking to women. And

I'm really bad at drinking. I get drunk

after having one glass of something,

and I have terrible social skills. Where

to get antimoni? Starfield.

Several planets. The closest and earliest

way to get the resource by traveling to

Kruth in the Nerion system.

Truth. I need 400.

Oh my god,

well, there's no planet. Oh, there.

Maybe they sell it.

Yeah, I think this game's worth getting.

There's so much to do in it.

Well, all these ships jumping in.

Freestar Sec Nimitz.

Oh no, Freestar hate me.

They want me to pay. Like 100,000

credits. Should I just kill them?

My team members hate it when I kill these

people, but they keep trying to kill me.

They started it. Andrea disliked it.

Andrea is angry with you. How am I gonna

romance Andrea?

Oh my god, I'm just destroying them.

They're like level 30.

Might board their ship.

Look, you can dock the enemy ship,

steal their stuff.

Singapore trip with your girlfriend? I

don't really want to go to Singapore. I

just want to go to Japan or the UK. Also,

I have no money because my YouTube

channel's dead, so I don't really want to

go anywhere actually. Just want to stay at

home and make videos and streams so I can

make money, pay off my debt.

Oh, did you see that? That was pretty

good. Wait, am I the bad guy? Am I killing

the good guys? Oh, I could steal their

Wait, they don't have anything to steal.

Oh, what's this? Credits.

I think I can steal their ship.

Oh, you must— oh, you have to secure it.

Didn't finish killing them.

Oh my God,

do you surrender? Yeah,

bend over, bitch.

Smack up the bum.

Wow, a soccer ball.

I'm so glad they don't let you strip them

naked anymore because that would just turn

me on way too much. In Skyrim you could

strip them and then drag them around.

Okay, now we can steal the ship.

I need to upgrade my piloting skill.

Should I upgrade it? I mean, I could.

Oh no, I can't. I need to destroy 30

ships. Okay.

I guess I'll just blow them up.

I was going to this planet to get

antimony,

water, copper.

Where's antimony?

Oh, SB antimony. First I go to outpost.

The girls in Skyrim are all ugly, look

I think I'm sick. I've got a headache.

I haven't been outside in 4 days.

Why not? Wait, today's Sunday. When did

Skyrim— I mean Starfield come out?

Came out 1st of September.

What? It's been 9 days.

Have I been to see tigers?

Yeah, I did, now that I think about it.

We went to a zoo and then you could go

under like this tunnel and then go

up into this little dome which is inside

of the tiger enclosure, and then they come

right up to you. That's in Thailand,

isn't it? Must have been

ages ago. I can barely remember it.

Do not tamper with the produce. It does

not respond. It does me good to see you,

fair. We're a group of Akila City natives

who got sick of life in the big city. Now

we're out here making our own way,

putting the free in Freestar Collective.

You should take a look around. Don't

really go traveling anymore around

Thailand. We used to go out somewhere

every week, every weekend.

The last time we went anywhere was Phuket.

That was months ago.

I don't really want to go anywhere, to be

Where's Auntie Moni?

They don't sell it.

Alien stew. This looks

like Thai food. Doesn't it look like Thai

food? Looks like tom yum goong.

Are my eyes hot? No, it's just a headache.

I have a headache.

Maybe I'm just tired.

I have no idea where to get antimony.

Says there's just water and copper.

So I've been playing this for 9 days and

I'm still not bored of it. I guess that's

Maybe I'll do a main channel stream

I need stuff to talk about.

I wish something would happen, something I

can like have a big rant about. If I

stream now, I would end up talking about

the same stuff, like, oh, my channel's

dead.

What else would I say?

Aye, Captain. Good to see you.

What do you want now?

All right, out. You can't

be serious. Why are they mad at me?

Whatever I did, I'm sorry.

Members of Constellation,

if you intend to continue this behavior,

then maybe we shouldn't be traveling

together.

Um, won't do it again.

Look, just— and

Andrea is also mad at me. I shouldn't

have a women-only crew. Is there even—

they get angry all the time over nothing.

You are in no position to tell me what I

need right now. I asked

you to keep that quiet.

What is there to see? No,

but I

believe manipulation, my favorite

strategy. The next time

we arrive, it would do you well to

reflect. Okay,

so you want to go back out? I have

sharpened the blade for this. Bloody

women. Okay, I want to look for

this antimony. Where is it?

I probably don't have enough skill points

to look for it. That's probably why.

Look, I need to get geology.

Get more common, uncommon resources from

surface objects.

Or maybe surveying.

Detects rare resources on planet.

I don't want to waste points just to get

this stupid thing. What am I trying to do?

Let's just go back to killing stuff.

My crewmates are not the greatest looking

women. Oh, this one wants to kill me too.

Freestar. Oh my god, if I

kill them again, Andrea and Sarah is gonna

be mad at me. Why do these stupid Freestar

people keep hunting me down?

I don't have enough money to pay them.

Ignore.

What if I just ignore them and then

fly away?

Oh my God, there's loads here. Can I kill

them all? They're level 36.

I don't think I can take them.

Oh my God, it's too many.

There's like 20 of them.

Yeah,

we're dead.

I've killed loads of them.

Damn it.

I think

this is a waste of time. Why are there so

many of these stupid freestyle people?

I'm dead. I took out like

6 of them.

Oh, it's in Voli, which is a 3-star place.

Okay, what am I trying to do? I'm trying

to get money so I could buy new parts.

Wait, the Crimson Fleet are fighting I'm

gonna freestyle, people.

Wow, look at the rings. Looks pretty cool.

Although I don't understand why— why

are the stars in the background moving?

Oh wait, that's just our planet moving, I

guess, orbiting. Why is it moving so

quickly?

Am I really getting a job when I go back

to the UK? Probably not.

Probably just sit around making videos,

sell some stuff, sell my MacBook.

Oh, I forgot to put my stuff in the cargo.

I have to run back.

If my girlfriend gets the visa for the UK,

she could stay in the UK for like a year

or 6 months. We can just move to the UK

for a bit. But what about my fishy

fish? Goodbye, fish.

How can I smuggle my fish back home? Put

them in the mail.

Oh, I've got too much stuff in my

backpack.

I don't want to get rid of the Mantis

legendary backpack.

Do you think if I made good videos again,

would my viewers come back, or is it too

They probably just think that my videos

are all gonna be boring from now on.

What if I made like a really good banger

of a video? Is it too late?

I thought the Ice Poseidon video was

pretty good, got 10K views.

Yeah, that's the problem. I have to stay

consistent because right now the only

thing I've been consistent with is making

crap boring videos. So now everyone's just

thinking thinks, oh, Daniel is the guy who

makes crap boring videos,

not great videos. So I would have to make

good videos again to change the opinion.

That's if there's anyone still left.

But then I have to always make good

videos, which is basically impossible.

Wow, chance humans drop extra med packs on

death. This is a legendary shotgun.

Med theft. Explosive— randomly switches to

explosive rounds. Oh my god, this is so

much better than what I was using. Let's

get rid of that. I need to pee.

I think there's 2 really hard things about

doing YouTube. Number one is making good

videos, and then number 2, consistently

making only good videos. How do they do

it? Like Chris Broad, for example. Oni

puts out great, great videos, well edited,

good topics. But if he just runs

out of ideas, what's he gonna do, just

never upload?

Because he knows the moment he starts

posting rubbish, his channel is gonna die.

My channel died because I just started

posting rubbish, didn't I? Like lazy

rubbish. But I feel like I didn't have a

choice because it was either post lazy

rubbish or post nothing, because I was

honestly just out of ideas.

How do I get in there?

Wow, 78 FPS. Look how smooth this is.

Why'd they put empty beer bottles in the

Whoa, is that Armored Core?

How do I go there?

Wow, look, Armored Core 6.

Who said that? Oh, it's here.

Level 38 and I got no health kits.

Oh, I got one.

Damn,

this shotgun's nice.

Randomly explodes.

Whoa, did you see that? Just blew him up.

The shooting action is pretty satisfying

in this game. It's pretty good. Oh, UC

defense manual.

Definitely feels better with a shotgun.

Turn the aircon off.

Loss of your man drive contributed to the

downfall of your channel.

Hmm, yeah, I kind of gave up trying

to get like a really cute

attractive girlfriend. I realized that

with what I have, it's kind of impossible.

Maybe I could get one, but then can I keep

one? Probably not.

I'm not fun to be around, I don't have

money, not amazing looking.

If I could be the store manager at the

petrol station, but then there'll be

even more responsibilities. I would be the

one in charge of making sure my staff

are not selling alcohol to underage

people, making sure we're not getting

robbed all the time, making sure the oil

deliveries are coming. I have to manage

so— I mean, that's why it's called

manager. Because you manage everything. I

don't want to manage stuff. I just want to

sit there and zone out. Wait,

what am I doing?

I want to be lazy.

God, I'm really not making much money

here.