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um,

did I vote reform?

No, I couldn't be bothered to vote. I

thought I was gonna vote, but I ended up

not going to vote. It was cold,

it was raining.

Can't be bothered.

It's not like Labour wouldn't have won

anyway. They were gonna win no matter

what. Pointless. I don't know

who David votes for. They're in

Japan now, my sister and my

brother-in-law. I wonder if she likes it.

Yesterday was sunny. No, it was windy.

Actually, it was a bit sunny, but it was

very— it was very windy as well. Today

it's raining.

I registered to vote, but I didn't go and

vote. I was busy. I had videos to

Oh, I'm gonna sneeze.

I don't understand because Reform, they

got like 4 million votes, so they came in

third place, but they only won about 4

seats. And then the other parties only got

a couple hundred thousand votes, but they

won like 15, 20 seats. I don't really

understand how it works.

How do you get seats? So you can get loads

of votes, but it doesn't matter if you

don't get any seats. You can only like

have power if you have a seat, I guess. I

don't really know how it works, to be

What is a constituency? Is that like

fancy word for place?

Maybe I should do like a poll, see what

you guys voted for. I don't know how many

British viewers I have.

Uh, poll.

Who did you British people

vote for?

Oh, stupid. Something's wrong with my

keyboard. Reform,

Conservative, Labour,

and then 4th option, not British.

There.

They should pay me to vote, then I might

vote.

There's one thing I liked that they were

saying they're gonna do, reform. They said

they would abolish inheritance tax below

£2 million. If I was going to choose any

one policy I really like, that was the one

I like, because I'm going to get wrecked

by inheritance tax at some point unless my

mum sells the house. And she said she's

going to sell the house this morning

because the Irish people, they put in a

planning permission thing to build more

caravans. And we got a letter saying that

they put in planning permission and then

we can give our opinion on it.

So I guess we could say we're not

happy with it or something.

As if it matters.

She says she's going to sell the house

every Friday. She's been saying it

since 2019. Oh, I'm going to sell the

house. It's been 5 years of saying she's

gonna sell the house. She doesn't even

know how to sell a house.

I don't know what I'd do if she sold the

house. I'd be screwed. I guess I'll go

rent a place in Maidstone.

Live off interest if I get any shares.

So I don't know, it says on the paper— I

didn't really understand what it meant.

Something like they want to increase

number of caravans. Great.

Why? I don't understand why they want more

people, more caravans moving in with them.

I think they just really like living all

together with all their Irish friends and

family. I wouldn't want that. I'd be like,

no, I want to live here by myself. Get

your own place. But no, they're like, we

want 100 of our people all here. Bring all

their caravans.

Safety in numbers or something.

They don't seem to value being alone and

space and stuff.

Could I afford rent? Well, if I got some

money, I could put it in an interest

savings account, high interest, get a

place for like £800 a month.

I wouldn't buy a place. That's just crazy.

I just rent a place.

Oh wow, thanks Bella. What's an A

dollar? Austrian dollars.

28% said reform, 23% labor.

It wouldn't really surprise me if a lot of

my viewers like reform because

you're racist. No, I'm just joking.

That's what everyone's saying. They're

saying, oh, you vote reform means you're

racist. That's all they can say now.

You're racist. He's a racist.

You love it. Hitler. That's the

2 insults: Hitler lover and racist.

It's so cold today. 16 degrees.

Freezing.

I messaged my sister. She didn't reply to

me, but she sent a picture to my mum.

She arrived in Japan today. They're in

Tokyo now. They moved

into this little apartment for a few

weeks. I wonder if

she's gonna like it. I would

be so smug if she was like, oh my god,

Japan's so amazing. Now I know why you

were obsessed with it all this time. And

I'd be like, yeah, that's what I've been

saying for 15 years, but none of you took

any notice. I've been raving on about how

amazing Japan is for the last 15 years.

None of my family cared. Even my dad never

showed any interest in going to Japan.

Japan's the coolest country in the world

to go visit or live for a bit.

It's got bullet trains,

robots, cute girls,

food's okay.

I can't believe it took her so long to go

to Japan. I thought she would never go.

My mum's never been.

Well, now is a pretty good time to go

because the yen's so cheap. Do I prefer UK

or Japan as a permanent home? Well, I

prefer my house and my garden here in the

UK. This is the best house I've ever lived

in. You'd have to be insane to sell this

house. You would never get a place like

this For under a

million pounds. We only have this place

because we got it from my grandfather.

Any other normal person, they want a place

like this, they're gonna have to have like

a million pounds or something. So lucky.

Say thank you. Why? You give him food.

Yeah. They said you sell the house.

You want to sell the house. Who say? You

said. They asked you, are you selling

the house? No, they— no, I sell. I didn't

say. I said, are you going to sell the

house? No, no, nobody will buy.

Too much. Sell to me, £10,000.

Can they

see me or not? No. Are you sure?

I'm going to stay here until I die.

But you said you're going to sell the

house. Gypsy making more and more houses.

If I can find something similar like that.

You'll never find a place like this for

under a million pounds unless you move to

Wales. Can they see him?

Yeah, ask them. Yeah, they can see there

on the screen.

He said, thank you. You can sleep with

Daniel. This is your room. This one used

to be our room. All right,

stop whinging. Why are you whinging?

Why are you whinging? You cannot

afford the pain. Oil comes sometimes.

Yeah, I can. Lot of oil winter.

I wouldn't buy oil, use electric.

They are more expensive than oil. Not

really. This one belongs to Pushki. He

used to sleep on the floor, but who knew

though? You sleep there,

see, like right He

doesn't like my room.

We just hear you. Yeah, cuz the mic only

picks up sound in front of the mic.

It's a— what's it called? It's not

omnidirectional.

Where's the orange bedsheets? I had to put

them in the wash. I think that was what

was making my room smelly. Probably

because I don't shower before going to

bed. It stinks up the bed. Maybe that's

why people shower before going to bed.

I changed the bed sheet. Now I don't think

it smells that much anymore.

I don't like these white bed sheets. I

want to get colors like blue, orange.

Yeah, maybe it was the bed sheet.

I didn't change it for a month.

Yeah, Bitcoin's tanking, but I kind of

predicted this. I'm gonna buy more if it

drops down to like $50K. I'm gonna put

$100 pounds or more into it. I reckon it

gets 100K next year.

Last time I went out, I went to Maidstone

a couple weeks ago just to, um, buy food,

see the British people in their local

habitat. People in

maid sewing are so loud. They're like

yelling at each other all the time.

Oh, thanks, Damey. Last time I checked,

you were with some girl in Japan.

Which girl? There's been many girls in

Japan. What, this year or last year?

Right now I'm not really with any girls.

Oh wow, thanks. Last time I checked, you

were with some girl in Japan. Are you with

her or a new girl? Thinking face.

Not with anyone.

Yeah, I reckon me and the tiger will

probably finish now.

Why people Super Chat large amounts but

PayPal small amounts? Well, the PayPalers

are always the same few people.

They always do $1 donations. Which is

kind of annoying because I have to pay 30%

on every dollar. If they just

send it all at once, like $5, I'd only pay

30% on the $5. Well, not— I mean, not even

30%. It would be like $1 fee on $5.

Actually, it'd probably be 30 cents on a

$5 dono. But you send $5 5 times,

$1 each, I gotta pay 30 cents per dollar.

So I'm losing a lot.

Oh, thanks, Blood Bucket. What happened to

Fasta? Um, she's not happy because

I said I don't want to go back to

Which is true. I mean, maybe at some point

I wouldn't mind going back to Thailand,

but right now I don't really want— I mean,

I don't really want to go to Thailand this

year.

Just enjoying being back home for now.

I don't even have any money. How am I

supposed to go to Thailand? If I really

wanted to go to Thailand, I would have to

put it on my credit card. I literally have

no money. I got minus £100 in my bank

account. What happened to dearest faster?

So yeah, even if I really wanted to go, I

do like Thailand,

but I just got home and I'm broke.

And then my channel dies when I go to

Thailand. I can't make Thailand content

because you guys don't care about

Thailand.

So I don't know. I don't know

what to do. My sister's in Japan

now, but she didn't reply to me.

No one replying to me recently. Being

left. I mean, not even being left on read,

just not even opening the message. It's

kind of annoying when you thought you'd

get a reply.

Why don't I go outside on my bike?

Maybe if the weather's nice, but the

weather's been so bad recently, so windy

and rainy.

She's on her honeymoon. She messaged my

mum. She sent my mum pics of the

apartment. I sent her a message saying,

have you arrived? Did you have any money

on the cards I gave you?

Oh, I set up the repeater thing. Now I've

got internet all around the garden,

so I could probably stream in the garden,

but not today. It's really cold and

raining, and there should be internet in

the cabin, but my uncle said Outside of

the cabin it works, but inside the cabin

it's really weak. So, hmm,

I don't know, because I went down to the

cabin outside and I tested the signal and

it was pretty strong, but I guess inside

the cabin it's not very strong. But the

cabin wall is just like wood, it's not

brick or anything.

But the 2 GHz bandwidth is so good because

I went as far as I could to the other end

of the garden and I was still getting

signal. It was a lot weaker though.

Probably need a second repeater to put in

the cabin that picks up the signal coming

from the house and then boosts it or

something like that. Don't know.

But I was quite surprised with how good it

is because I was walking around in the

garden and I had full internet speed.

Weather's bad for the whole week, I think.

It's weird because it's July, it should be

summer. Usually it's sunny In July and

nice weather.

Why did my dad inherit the house and not

your uncles? My dad didn't inherit it. He

bought out my uncle's shares, so they all

got an even share when my grandfather

died. I don't know how my dad afforded it,

but he was able to buy the brothers'

shares. How did

I fix the repeater?

It wasn't broken in the beginning. What do

you mean? I just moved it closer to the

window so it's got a better line of sight

when you're in the garden. Well, I didn't

do a livestream test, so I don't know if

it's actually fixed for streaming.

Stupid hair, why is it sticking up like

Well, I think my dad probably took out a

loan from the bank and he had some

savings, so he was able to buy out the

brothers' shares.

It'd be so cool if I get a Starlink.

That would solve all the problems. So

expensive.

Are you doing the fading out ending?

Um, maybe. I don't

know. Breaking up's hard work. It's easy

when they hate you. It was easy to break

up with Chihiro because I just made her

hate me and there was no sadness. It was

like pure anger.

When it's sad, it's harder.

I guess I made it easier for Chihiro

because I made it easy for her to hate me,

so there was no chance of her missing me

or regret because I made

her hate me so much. But I haven't done

that with Thai girlfriend.

'Cause I'm nice, nice guy now.

I changed.

My mum's watching my stream. She said, me

and dad work very hard to buy from Sutton

Valence, then we sell Sutton Valence, not

enough money. We borrowed from the bank

every month. That's what I said. I just

said he probably borrowed money from the

bank. Yeah, and we sold our first house

that I grew up in.

So what did I say that was wrong? Why has

she got like this tone correcting me?

I said he had some savings, he probably

borrowed some money from the bank. How's

that wrong?

I know. Don't need to

tell me.

Annoying. Why do I feel like I'm being

lectured? That's literally

what I said. I said my dad had savings and

borrowed money from the bank. Obviously we

sold the other house. We didn't have 2

houses at the same time. Didn't need to

say that.

Don't need to be

lectured.

Yeah, what happened to Tesla?

I haven't checked it yet. Oh, Tesla

pre-market, $251. Now it's getting

basically very close to where my sell zone

is. Should I sell it? I don't know.

I feel like I'm going to hang on to it for

July. July is usually very good for the

stock market. You was

talking to YouTube viewer. Don't know how

my dad can afford I didn't say I don't

know how my dad could afford. He said they

don't know how my dad could afford. And

then I told him how he afforded it. What

I know how he afforded it.

When did I say I don't know how my dad can

afford?

I didn't say I didn't know how

he afforded it.

Oh my God, can no one speak English here?

Fuck's sake,

it's like Thai Girlfriend all over again.

Say one thing, they completely

misunderstand.

They think I got the house because he

passed away and I am still paying bills.

You did get the house because he passed

away. What do you mean? And no one said

she's not paying bills. Why is she telling

me this stuff? I don't know what she's on

Is my English hard to understand or

This is what it's like with my girlfriend

as well. I'd say something and she'd be

like, you hate Thailand. I never said I

hate Thailand. Just said there's a few

things I don't like about Thailand.

It's like constantly having to correct

people because they misunderstand what I'm

You only have a couple shares? I have 6

shares of Tesla, actually.

Oh wow, gold is up 1% as well.

Gold and Tesla doing well today, but

Bitcoin and China not doing well.

I think I speak in a very clear and easy

to understand way, but somehow people

misunderstand what I'm trying to say. I

don't understand it really. I think

everyone's just really stupid.

Everything I said about the house was

factually true.

I didn't say any infallacies.

How much I owe my mum hasn't gone down.

Yeah, I have earned, but I haven't got the

money yet. YouTube only pays once a month.

I won't get my YouTube money until 20

days. I should get— I reckon I'll get like

£850.

I want to give her £900

this month so I can get this number down

to 4 digits.

I get the PayPal donos straight away, but

they're not much. They're like £10 a

stream mostly.

It's no point sending her £10 and then £5

and then £10. I might as well just pay her

once a month, one lump sum.

Yeah, I think Elden Ring's

dying. I'm really struggling to get views

on it now. I didn't get that many views

anyway. I got like 2K, 2 to 3K views per

video. I made about 50 videos. Only one

got 6k, and the second highest was 4k.

None got over 10k, which is kind of

annoying. Now I don't

know what to do because there's no other

big trending game out. The trend is

already dead on Elden Ring.

I finished it a couple days ago.

Nothing else to do. Oh,

thanks, Bob. Did I vote? No,

I was gonna vote Reform because I'm a

racist and love Hitler, apparently.

As a raving racist and Hitler lover, I

knew I just had to vote for Reform.

Unfortunately, I couldn't be bothered to

leave my house, so I didn't vote for

Wow, thanks, $1.

They really should let you vote online

because I'm not gonna— I think I'm gonna

get out of the house, walk all the way

down, go all the way down to the voting

place, and then come all the way back just

to tick a stupid box. They should send the

vote thing to my house. And then I send it

back. You've got to apply for postal

voting. I can't be bothered.

They want people who care to vote. Yeah,

well, I guess I don't care enough.

When does your mum want the money by?

Dunno, whenever I can pay it. There's no

deadline. She says, pay me whatever you

My thoughts on immigration. I think we

should do what Japan does. Immigrate

highly skilled people, not just immigrate

everyone.

The problem is if you have too many

high-skilled people, who's gonna do the

low-skilled jobs? No one wants to do the

low-skilled jobs like

taxi drivers, cleaners. Someone's gotta

I saw Japan advertising for Sushiro. Said

you only need N4. JLPT N4 required.

Anyone could pass N4. N4 is like,

watashi wo danyo desu. Guess you

don't really need to talk to work at

Sushiro. Just wash the plates. Because

it's all automated. The customers order

using a tablet. Oh, thanks, Bob.

Very generous.

How much is one Canadian dollar?

One Canadian dollar in pounds?

57p. Wow, it's better than 12p.

Put it in my investment fund.

Your fingers look purple. Yeah, 'cause I

got a purple light here. It's my mood

light— lighting. Change it to— I like

red. Makes me feel warm. It's like

a fire.

Why isn't my sister replying? I want to

know her first impressions of Japan. She

should vlog it.

Yeah, pay YouTube 30% of that.

57p. Thoughts on Elden Ring DLC?

It was really short. I finished it in

maybe 2 weeks, and I wasn't even rushing.

I was making videos and guides, so I

didn't just concentrate on finishing it.

I just went from boss to boss, and then

before I knew it, I was at the last boss.

And the last boss is just the same boss

that's in the base game. Radahn, what's

the point? Why didn't they make a new

boss? Maybe like you could fight Miquella.

I don't want to fight stupid Radahn again.

He was the most annoying boss in the base

game, and then he's

really annoying in the DLC. Took me ages

to figure out how to beat him, but then

when you figure it out, it's so cheesy

because it's so easy. I just tanked all of

his attacks. And then spammed heavy

attacks. I didn't even dodge

or roll or anything, I just blocked.

No, I don't have to pay HMRC ever again

because I'm never gonna make 12k a year.

And if I get close to making 12k a year,

I just won't stream. I will make videos.

I'll be like, bye, I made my 12k, see you

next tax year. If I make $12K by December

and the tax year ends in April, I'd be

like, well, I'm done making money.

I'd take January and February off because

those months suck. You make such little

money on January because of the ad rates.

Yeah, I still make money from videos.

Where do you think I make money from? The

generous Super Chats. Are not really

enough.

I can live easily off £12K in the UK.

Even if I was living alone, I'd get like

£700 a month rent,

£200 a month on food, Got like £200

left over for bills and stuff. I probably

wouldn't spend that much. I don't know, I

do like my snacks and junk food.

I think I would just scrape by on £12K a

year if I was living alone. I'm living

with my mum, I don't pay anything.

PewDiePie is getting hate on Twitter.

Yeah, they're calling him a racist or

something. Everyone's a racist now.

He did— he was pretty racist though,

wasn't he? The, um, T-Series song,

some of the lyrics were pretty racist now

you look at them, when he was

edgy.

I think racist and pedo are probably the 2

worst things to be accused of being.

What did you eat for breakfast? I had a

toasted sourdough bacon sandwich with

coleslaw.

There's this weird thing trending now

where this guy, he wears a green

cape and a wizard hat. It's like a piece

of paper rolled up as a cone on his head,

and he squats, and then he walks around in

shopping centers, and he walks in behind

the cash register, and there's like this

weird medieval music playing, and and he's

got a little fishnet and he makes silly

sounds. This is what content is like in

2024 now. And the Hokkaido girl, girl

talking about spitting on a dick, and a

guy dressed up as a little gnome wizard.

And then you got IShowSpeed who just

screams at people on the street. That is

the pinnacle of 2024 content, Gen Z

content. It's so lame.

Oh, it shows Speed got mobbed by a massive

swarm of Norwegians.

None of— it's weird none of them were

white in that crowd that mobbed him. They

like assaulted him, pulling all his legs.

Someone ripped his hair out. Why is that

guy so famous? I don't get it. He's like

David Beckham level famous for doing what

though? He just screams and barks at

and he does a backflip now and then.

It's weird.

This Hot Tour girl, she's launching an

entire career off saying one thing about

spitting on dicks. So stupid.

She should just make an OnlyFans. Do you

really think she's gonna launch a career

and be like a big influencer?

I don't know, I feel like no one's gonna

care end of this year.

She should take a video and actually hock

to her on a real dick and then put on

OnlyFans. That would be hot.

She does have charisma, so maybe she can

make it. As what though? A streamer?

A YouTuber?

Is the thumbnail of the stream just

clickbait? I would never clickbait.

What do you mean? It's 100% authentic.

You just missed the beginning when I cried

and broke down. Haha,

I'm the world's best liar.

Hmm. I wonder what my sister's gonna do

for a month in Japan.

Travel every day, I guess.

It's a lot of traveling.

I guess they're not going to do any work

if she quit her job. I don't know if she

quit her job yet or if she's going to work

whilst being there.

How financially effective was OnlyFans for

me? It's very effective. I made like

$40,000. Within 2

years, and I barely had—

I don't even have— I didn't even have 1%

of the fame the hot tour girl was getting.

I just had a tiny bit of fame,

and I'm not a hot girl, so I'm like a

weird-looking guy and I made some money on

Did Dan vote for reform? No, I didn't go.

I was busy.

I had Elden Ring videos to make.

No, I'm not banned. I'm still on it. I had

to delete all my content because I

was scared I'd get in trouble in Thailand.

Wait, I'm scared something weird's gonna

show up on my screen. I want to see if

anyone's joined up recently.

Oh wow, I got some new members in— I got

6 new members in June.

I've got $100 to be paid out.

I can request a withdrawal, maybe later.

I made $400 or £500 or something when

I was in Japan because I didn't notice

that people were still paying me on

OnlyFans for the entire year or something.

I was in Thailand, I was still making

money on OnlyFans even though there's

nothing on it. So I cashed out £500 from

it and I got another $100 built

up in it. Why is there someone in my

garden?

Mum, there's someone in the garden.

Mum, who's in the garden? Where?

Man in the garden. Where?

Look, I saw him wear orange jacket. Yeah,

where? He went that way. Where did

he— how he come in? I don't know.

Wearing orange.

A man in the garden.

My mum's yelling at him.

I can't find him.

I didn't see him coming that way.

He came in on that gate.

Look, there he is. You see the orange?

I saw him come in. He walked down there.

Uh, can you see him?

That was creepy. Maybe he got confused and

he thought it was a public path.

Kind of weird. My mum chased after him and

I reckon he works at the factory because

those people in the orange high-vis,

they'll come down at lunch for a walk.

But why would he— he came right into the

He went like this and then he went down

there.

Weird. There's a factory, um, up the road

called Marley Factory, and usually at

lunchtime, groups of these people wearing

orange high-vis, they'll go for a walk.

I don't know why he came into our garden

though, because we've got a gate, so he

would have had to climb over the gate or

Weird. I only saw that cuz I caught it in

the corner of my eye, the orange.

Creep. Why are people just coming into our

garden? We need to buy a wall.

Stupid people.

What do they make at the factory? I think

it's flooring, tiles.

We have a fence and we've got a bush and a

gate, but the gate is just like a wooden

thing you can easily hop over.

It's so annoying and disturbing when

people just walk into your property. So

rude. No manners.

My mom should have chased him with a

wooden spoon.

Why is she calling me Sai Jai Bao? I heard

her. Did you hear her say Sai Jai Bao?

That means stupid boy in Cantonese.

I wonder

what happened.

I told him off, Daniel. Why was

he here? What did he want?

He say one company send him don't know

what water pipe. I say, oh well, you can't

simply walk in people garden. Even

somebody send you, got to ring people

doorbell and ask permission. He He

didn't know it's all in one. I say, you

open people's gate means people's

property. He say— I say, have you got a

proof that somebody sent you? He showed me

one. I can't even see where I do that.

He's looking for the— know what? Water

pipe hole. Then I say, if a professional

company send you, they will always inform

us that expecting somebody. Also with the

company van and thing, not barging in

people's house. Weird. I say,

we got camera everywhere. Be careful.

I might not have dogs and you just walk

in. He say, is that a footpath? I say,

yeah, that one you can walk. And he

asked, do I got a water hole? I say, we

don't have. Yeah, like that.

Especially now you doing YouTube, people

just barging in. I thought

who attack you? Make me frightened.

I say we got camera everywhere.

Be careful, I tell you.

Hmm, just a mistake.

He said he's from a water company.

Hmm.

How do you not hear what she's saying?

Her voice is so loud.

He said he was doing a job for water pipes

or something. And he thought this was part

of the other property. Why would it

be part of the other property if there's a

massive line of trees separating the 2

properties and the gate? He must be really

stupid.

He must be so dumb. Obviously, if there's

a gate, it means it's someone else's

property.

Yeah, maybe it's a scam,

but what's his objective? What's the

objective of the scam? He walks into the

garden and then does what? Steal some

flowers?

It was just kind of creepy because usually

I can see anyone who comes in on this

camera. I don't have a camera on that

side, but we've got like a

U-shaped drive So the other end also has a

gate, but I can't see it from here. I can

only see that side of the garden, but this

corner of the room is blocking my view.

Yeah, I need to get another camera,

get another monitor as well. I have like a

whole wall of monitors of CCTV cameras all

around the house. Actually, I've got

another monitor. I chucked it in the

closet. Where am

I going to put it? I put the monitor here

and then hook it up to another camera.

I'm like a security guard watching all the

She said, can you send me camera picture

the man wandering about? I didn't catch

him on camera because he came in the other

side.

Now the camera's not recording anything.

I would have to click record.

I don't know how big the file size would

be if I just recorded all day. It'd

probably be like 100 gigabytes.

I guess you could just get a GoPro and put

it by the window and then just press

record and let it record all day. Put in a

1TB SSD card,

delete it if there's nothing on it after

the day ends. Can't be bothered though.

She said, how can you see him? With my

eyeball.

If he's trying to sneak in wearing a

hi-vis orange— hi-vis is not very good,

is it? If he was wearing camouflage, I

might not have seen him.

Your eyeball is amazing. What?

He's easy to see wearing

orange.

You know what I want? Ah, you know what

would be so good for security? A drone

with a water pistol on it, and then if

someone comes outside, I fly the drone to

them and I squirt them.

He didn't come that way. He came that way.

Why?

Hmm, you think that sign is

not connected? This sign,

maybe he's a scammer. He is. Did he have

funny accent? Did he have an English

accent? Yeah, that too. Oh, what a— um,

I call him Oidy. You help me? Yeah. I say,

what you want?

He nearly drove off. I say, you cannot

barging in people property. He say he

doesn't know it's been won. I say, you

ring on people doorbell because it's— that

is public. Sounds like

such a lie that he didn't think This was a

separate property, but that you can see

the house and the gate.

Just like the 2 unknown guests, Daniel

jumped into the conclusion they were

gypsies. It wasn't me. My mum and the

uncle were saying it was the Irish

gypsies. I just repeated what they said.

I thought if it was guests, then we would

recognize who they were from the party,

but there were a lot of guests, so I guess

maybe they forgot who everyone

was.

Yeah, so it would be cool if I had a drone

and then I could hook up a water pistol,

and then if someone trespasses, I fly the

drone at them like those Ukrainian drones,

but instead of blowing them up, I don't

know, just do something annoying like

shoot them with a paintball gun. That's

probably illegal though, probably get in

trouble. What's something harmless,

something that's annoying but doesn't hurt

them so they can't sue me? I don't

think spraying them with liquids is legal.

What can you do? That's the annoying

thing. You can't, like, use force or you

get in trouble.

Maybe blast really loud sound waves at

them. That's probably illegal as well.

Film them, embarrass them on the internet.

I thought I could booby trap the garden,

but then Pushkin might get stuck in it.

Well, the postman might trigger the booby

trap. Don't know.

I think my best idea is just have a

massive moat And a drawbridge and a castle

wall.

Put bear traps in the garden.

That would be funny.

Yeah, Vietnam-style bamboo booby

traps, like massive bamboo spike goes like

that when they trigger the trap. It's

going a bit too far.

Very weird. Has the Wi-Fi

dongle issue been fixed?

Yes, I have internet all around

the garden now, apart from on that side

because the house is blocking the line of

sight. But if I go into the back garden or

the main garden, I have internet in the

whole garden.

Remember when you decided to be a girl?

Yeah, that was funny.

Yeah, it worked pretty well to get views,

I guess. Get attention for

my OnlyFans.

And it fixed all the dead zones, so I have

internet. You get internet all over the

house now. There were a few dead zones,

like further into the kitchen and the

conservatory. You couldn't get Wi-Fi

before, but now you can.

Hmm. Oh my God, Tesla 252, nearly at

253.

That's insane. Look at that.

Do you think it keeps going to 300?

I want to sell and take profits,

but I feel like it could keep going.

I think I need to buy a second Wi-Fi

extender to plug into the cabin, so that

extender would pick up the signal from the

first extender And then it'll be strong in

the cabin.

You'll never make profit on stocks. I made

like £1,500 on stocks in the last few

years, which I think is pretty

good considering my portfolio is only

about $10,000. Well, it was— I had to take

some money out.

Yeah, I lost $11K from noob mistakes,

but since then I've been more

careful and I've been better at trading.

It's not easy. It's very difficult.

It's a very difficult activity to

master. It takes more than just a few

years. Sometimes it takes decades.

It's like you don't just become an air

traffic controller in a couple years. It

will take a decade of study.

So I lost all that money because it was

just 2 really unlucky trades where I was

too risky. I put on too much risk.

I don't do that now.

You're making new mistakes now by not

selling when high.

Now historically, July has always been

really good for Tesla. We're going into

earnings. I reckon it just keeps melting

up into earnings. I don't know if I want

to gamble earnings. Maybe I should sell

before earnings, but then if earnings are

really good, then it's going to go crazy.

Then I'll regret selling it. But Tesla's a

blue chip stock. It's not like a meme

stock or something stupid like a penny

stock. It's a big, well-known company that

makes a lot of profit, and they've got

loads of really good products.

It's not like GameStop or AMC.

Hmm, I reckon I'd sell if

it gets— I reckon it could get to like

$260 today. Market opens in

an hour. It's already up 2% pre-market.

It could get to $260 today.

It wouldn't be crazy to think.

Be like another 5%,

and then I'll just leave it as uninvested

cash, and then I'll make 5% on my cash.

So that's like £5,

£6 every month whilst I wait for a new

opportunity.

I've got 6 shares of Tesla.

I'm up nearly 30%, probably 35% or

40% today. I am looking

to sell it soonish,

maybe next week, because today's Friday,

so maybe next week I'd be looking to sell

it. You need a job

to pay the money back faster? I'm not

really in a rush to sell it. I mean, I'm

not really in a rush to pay back the money

that quickly. Doesn't really matter if it

takes 6 months or 12 months.

I'll just pay her whatever I can.

Sell all the stocks, 8K, and pay the mum

back. But then I have no money to invest.

That would be silly.

Not having any market and not having any

money in the market would not be very

clever.

Why don't you ever have Malaysian

girlfriend? I don't know,

they look kind of weird.

I don't think I've ever seen an attractive

Malaysian girl. And then it would be like

dating my mum. Be weird, wouldn't it?

Be like dating a young version of my mum,

especially if she speaks the same as my

mum. It'd be really weird.

I don't know, maybe if she's really cute,

I could see myself with a Malaysian

girlfriend, but I wouldn't really— like,

I don't really care to have a Malaysian

girlfriend. I'm not— I wouldn't be

desperate to have a Malaysian girlfriend

because she's Malaysian,

but she would have to be Chinese

Malaysian. I wouldn't date a Malay

Malaysian because they're all Muslim. And

I'm not converting to Muslims. You have to

be a Muslim to date a Malay Muslim girl.

That's like the rule.

Because they— Muslims don't date outside

of their religion. You notice Muslims only

marry other Muslims.

So you have to be a Muslim to date them if

there's any future.

So yeah, I'd never become a Muslim just so

I could date a Malay girl.

Maybe I'd like pretend and then pump and

dump her, but I would never become a

Muslim just for a woman.

I'd be like, oh yeah, I'm a Muslim, and

then secretly eat bacon.

So she would have to be Chinese Malaysian.

But I never seen an attractive Chinese

Malaysian girl. I went to Malaysia loads

of times. Girls are not attractive there.

Turk— I think Turkish girl was technically

a Muslim, but she wasn't really bothered

about it. Not really a proper

Muslim, just Muslim by name. Aren't

Turkish people Muslim?

Is Turkey Muslim country?

Sunni Islam. The vast majority of

present-day Turkish people are Muslim.

Yeah, so she's probably Muslim. God, that

was dangerous, dangerous though, putting

her face all over my channel. And then

humiliating her. She might have like some

crazy Muslim brother who's gonna hunt me

down and cut off my head with a machete.

I was very reckless back in the day.

You never know if these girls have like a

crazy brother or father and you're just

plastering their face all over your

channel and then humiliating them. You

don't wanna mess with the Muslims. You

upset them, they literally chop your head

off. I would never get involved with

someone who's Muslim ever again.

Actually, I didn't even know Turkish

people were Muslim at the time.

I wasn't trying to humiliate her, but I

end up humiliating a lot of people.

Because they're annoying. Why can't they

just not be annoying?

The problem is I just didn't really like

Turkish girl, and then I end up getting

stuck in a hotel with her for nearly a

It was a very tricky situation.

Don't know why, I just didn't really like

That's why you should meet the person

before having sex with them.

And if you don't like them, maybe don't

invite them to the hotel. I just invited

her straight to the hotel. We met in the

hotel. We didn't even meet for a date or

on the street. I said, oh, just come to my

hotel. And she was like, okay. And she

came up to my room and we just had sex

straight away. We barely even said 2

words. We were like, hey, hey. And then I

just started stripping her.

Didn't even say 5 words and we were

already doing it. And then I was stuck

with her in my hotel and

I was like, oh my God, how do I get rid of

her? After the 3rd day,

I was so fed up. I wanted to leave.

I just didn't click with her at all.

Didn't feel anything, didn't have

anything in common.

It just felt really awkward. What's that

Ah, she's phoning Dave Gibson and telling

him what happened. My cousin came back

from Amsterdam. Now he's staying at my

sister's place. On his own.

Do you think my sister will let me stay at

her place on my own? I don't even feel

like she would.

Yeah, I got so much hate over the Turkish

girl. I lost thousands of subs. The

Turkish girl video got like 80,000 views,

but it made me look really bad and made me

lose a lot of fans. I guess

it was pretty messed up. I did take a

picture of the blood and I put it on

Discord. I don't know why I did that.

Number one, I was shocked because I'd

never seen blood on the mattress before.

And back then I used to just put

everything on Discord. Anything that

happened would go on Discord. I had no

sense of, uh, maybe I shouldn't post this.

I wouldn't do that now. I have learned.

And then I made a video, didn't I, called

She Wasn't Up to My Standards, which

didn't go very well. People didn't find it

funny. I don't know what blood it was.

She said it wasn't her period,

so I don't know, maybe it was too dry or

What is homeless Dex puppy drama?

I clicked on his stream, Slightly

Homeless. He had this girl sitting—

he was sitting with a girl on a chair and

she looked like this emo e-girl kind

of girl. Was that her?

Did they do it?

Is Danny in silent banning mode? I haven't

banned anyone. Why do you think you're

banned? I can see your messages.

Too many things killed my channel, like

the video about black girls, Turkish girl

thing. It was like I was trying to destroy

my YouTube career by myself. I was so

dumb. I thought it'd be funny.

I didn't realize people would hate me.

So stupid.

You timed me out. No, I didn't. I didn't

time anyone out or ban anyone unless it

was Sunny or Kerry B. The mods.

I watched Umperville video on Slightly

Homeless. Yeah, he is a bit of a weirdo.

That's why I didn't want to meet him. He

wanted to meet me in Japan last year,

but I ignored him. He's kind

of creepy. It's like he's obsessed with

sex and girls,

and he looks like he doesn't shower. I

mean, he even said he doesn't shower with—

when he was with Ice. No,

I don't think I want to meet him.

No offense.

Sounds like you. I have a shower every

day, and I'm

not weird.

I'm just quirky, and I'm not obsessed with

girls and sex. Well, I used

to be, but now I'm 35. I have matured.

I'm obsessed with stocks and finance now.

There's a massive crow in the driveway.

Look at that thing. That thing's huge.

I hate crows, they creep me out.

Your finances shit? What? My portfolio

is up.

Um, my portfolio is

up. £885 this

year.

My portfolio is up 5%

this year. 5% gains.

Money weighted rate of return last year,

5%. See, I am a successful

investor.

That's not a lot. Well, let's see you get

5% gains on the stock market then.

But since I began investing,

minus 51%.

Yeah, well, you've got to start somewhere

as a beginner.

It's my stupid China stock dragging my

whole portfolio down. If it wasn't for

China, I'd be up like 10%.

You should make a podcast. This is a

podcast, isn't it? It would just be this,

but it'll be titled as a podcast. What do

you think about the crypto crash? Oh wow,

thanks. It's not crashing, it's a healthy

pullback. Bitcoin always tops and then has