Sad And Lonely Day -(

Hello,

do you like my mirror?

Don't know if I like it.

Hmm. Oh, today has been the worst day

ever. Stupid people upstairs have

been running up and down for Nearly

5 hours straight since about 5

PM. Now it's 9 PM, so over 4 hours all

I can hear is people running up and down

upstairs. And it got so

bad I had to get my headphones out.

Usually I hate having earphones in because

it makes my ear feel uncomfortable,

but it was so irritating. I don't know

Driving me crazy.

They're running up and down.

What am I supposed to do?

I'm starting to get really angry.

I feel like smashing something. It's so

frustrating because there's nothing I can

do about it.

How am I supposed to ignore it? It's 4

hours nonstop of this.

4 hours and

they're still doing it.

Even when I've got these headphones—

earphones in, I can still kind of hear it.

I can hear the footsteps going from that

end to this end to that end to this end.

The hell are they doing?

It can't be DIY work, can it,

until 10 PM at night?

Cannot stand this place.

I don't know what to do. Maybe I should

complain to the landlord person,

but is there anything she can do?

Why are people so inconsiderate?

I Googled it and apparently I can stay in

the Netherlands until June or July.

It says British citizens living in the

Netherlands before the 31st of December,

um, have until June or July or something

to apply for a visa.

So I guess I'm not in a massive rush to

leave, but I don't want to stay in this

place, and then I don't know where else I

could live, and I don't want to spend

2,000 a month on an apartment, and I don't

want to live in a capsule hotel.

If I get another place and I get stuck in

a contract, what if it's just another

noisy, annoying place like this place is?

I never expected just finding somewhere to

live can be such a pain in the backside.

Maybe Dutch people just suck at making

buildings, but there's absolutely no sound

I never had this problem in Japan. I never

had this problem in Korea.

What am I supposed to do?

Even when I've got these in and it starts

getting uncomfortable having something

inside of your ear all day long,

why can't they just build buildings that

have a bit of insulation in between the

floor and the ceiling?

Been so angry today. Didn't do anything.

Can't concentrate. I can't think. I can't

focus. Oh,

I hate people so

much. Why are they so annoying?

Why can't they just shut up?

I think they can hear you. Maybe they can.

If I can hear them, I don't know.

I don't speak very loudly. They probably

walk around inside the house with their

shoes on like a bunch of idiots.

Don't even know if they speak English.

And the 2 of them knocked on my door about

a month ago because they dropped something

into my garden. Idiots.

And they couldn't even explain to me that

they dropped something. 2 words dropped

something and they couldn't even explain

to me. They was just pointing behind me

going blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah blah blah, as if I'm

supposed to understand the nonsense

gibberish.

They look like kids,

teenagers maybe. 15 or 16.

Oh, ruined my life.

Everything was going great apart

from the noise. Everything is great.

They're not Dutch, they're brown,

and they speak in some funny sounding

language which

does not sound Dutch at all. No one in

this street is actually Dutch, by the way,

just an observation.

I'm more Dutch than 60% of the people on

this street.

I've probably got closer DNA connection to

the Dutch people than anyone on this

bloody street does.

Hear that? Bang, bang, bang, all day

long. Also, another thing is that

they leave the door open to the entrance

of the stairs, and when the wind blows,

the door flaps like

this. And hits against the wall constantly

if the wind is strong. And when they go in

and out, they always slam the door and

it makes the whole building shake.

And I can constantly hear like a sound, a

dragging sound across the floor. Like

they're dragging furniture across the

floor all day long. Not 10

minutes, not half an hour, not just an

hour— all day long.

What are they doing?

Why can't they just sit down? And shut

up. Watch TV or

read a book. I can't even imagine what

they could be possibly doing unless

they're ripping up the floor and then

putting in a new carpet, but that doesn't

take all day long for months. It's been

like this ever since I moved in. Since day

one, I was

patient the first few weeks. I thought,

oh, maybe just doing some work and

then it'll be over soon. It's like this

every day, and I've been here for 2 months

now. 2 months.

I've never been more stressed out in my

entire life.

It's just, it's a nightmare. It's

horrible. I don't know how people live

like this. Maybe because I'm spoiled and I

grew up in a nice house and I didn't grow

up living in these kind of places.

I'm not used to it, but it's just horrid.

It's the worst thing in the world, I

think, having to live with

loud, irritating people.

Oh, thank you, Game Boy. How much longer

do I have to stay here? Well, my contract

is until beginning of January, so I've got

like 10 days left in November, then all of

Yeah, 10 days left in November and all of

December, maybe the first week of January.

And the Wi-Fi sucks as well. Can't even do

a livestream without it disconnecting.

Testing, press 1 if you can hear me.

Ah, I can't even do a bloody livestream.

No one's pressing 1. Testing,

can anyone hear me? Oh my God.

Press 1 if you can hear me.

Okay, I think people can hear me. Oh,

I had to switch to my data because it's

really irritating when the Wi-Fi drops.

I don't know why the Wi-Fi keeps losing

I don't know where the actual Wi-Fi is

coming from. Maybe it's coming from

upstairs, that's why.

Hold on, I need to reopen YouTube.

Wait a minute.

No, I don't have unlimited data. I've only

got 20 gigabytes of data because

it's a UK SIM card. And I'm using the

overseas data. Why can't

they give me unlimited data overseas?

Why is it limited to 20 gigabytes and then

I have to pay £5 for unlimited a day?

It's not that it's impossible to provide

me with unlimited data, but they want me

to pay £5 a day for it.

What a rip-off.

Now my fingernail hurts. I don't know why.

There's like a, a small cut in between my

fingernail and the thumb and

it hurts.

All these stupid plans where you only get

5 or 10 gigabytes a month should just

stop. They should just give us unlimited

data as default.

It's not like they have a farm that they

have to farm data and they've only got a

limited supply of the data.

It's just information going backwards and

forwards. Why do we have to suffer?

It's not like it's costing them more, is

it? If you've got an actual physical

object, then it's limited. But it's the

internet. How is it not unlimited?

And they don't even offer you unlimited if

you're overseas. Doesn't make any sense.

Talk about something nice. Okay, let me

think of good news. Good news is

I made $150 off Bitcoin and I made $110

off Ethereum. Well, I haven't made it yet.

I still haven't cashed out because I'm not

sure how much more it's going to go up by.

Uh, I made $1,500 off Tesla,

$1,000 off NIO, but I lost a couple

hundred on Zoom.

And Amazon.

But it doesn't matter how much money you

make when you've got these idiots above

you running up and down driving you crazy.

I could be making a million dollars a day

and I'd still be pissed off because of

these stupid people upstairs.

Are they dancing?

Maybe they're dancing. I think I can kind

of hear music, but when they walk, it

sounds like this.

Yeah, I live upstairs. I'm an idiot.

That's how I walk. Can't walk like a

normal person. Look at me when I walk.

I don't make a sound.

You can't even hear me.

How do people deal with it? If anyone else

here lives in a building and they've

got neighbors upstairs How do you put up

Today has been just really bad, much worse

than usual.

I tried putting on the TV or a show on

Netflix to try and drown it out, but I can

still hear it.

Can you hear it?

Now the good thing about Japanese people

is always at work. They're hardly ever at

home. They just come home and they sleep.

Listen.

It's worse than the capsule hotel that I

stayed in. You would think an

apartment would be quieter than a capsule

hotel. But no,

I wish

I put £10,000 on Bitcoin. I only put

£1,000, $1,300.

I would have made thousands now if I put

I'm pretty sure even if I asked them to

shut up, they wouldn't. Maybe they would

try and then they'd just forget and then

go back to normal.

The loud noises. Starts from the

morning, sometimes 5 or 6 AM in the

morning it starts. Usually gets

fairly quiet around midday,

and then around 4 PM— I think it's because

the kids come back from school, maybe

around 4 PM— from around 4 PM until 10

PM, it's just constant All

day long. Weekends are worse.

I just punched my orange.

Weekends even worse because sometimes they

stand outside chatting and one

of them plays a stupid little ukulele

thing, banjo thing.

Singing.

Really made a massive mistake choosing

this place, but I didn't have any other

option. The only other option was to carry

on paying 2,000 plus for those kind of

hotel places.

Why can't people just be like me,

nice and quiet?

Stupid people and their social lives

ruining my life.

When I was in Germany, I didn't have this

problem. I stayed in several Airbnbs which

were in kind of like flats—

what are they called? Big buildings

with lots of apartments in them.

And I didn't have this problem at all. I

stayed in one Airbnb in Berlin for

a week. It was completely silent. I stayed

in another one in Berlin for about 10

days, completely silent.

And all the other Airbnbs I stayed in here

before I moved into this place were

completely silent as well. It's just this

place has been the absolute worst

place I've ever lived in.

This has to be hands down the worst place

I've ever lived in,

easily.

No, it's not the most expensive. I stayed

in some Airbnbs that cost over $2,600 a

month, and they were nice.

This place is €1,200,

which is $1,400, which is £1,070.

I hate it when I put in the title $1,400

apartment and then you've got idiots in

the comments saying he's paying €1,400,

what an idiot, so expensive. I said

dollars. Not euros. Can't even

read. I clearly put the dollar sign, not

the euro sign.

Listen, they're coming down the stairs.

Maybe they're leaving. Yes, fuck off.

All of the places I stayed in Korea were

way better and way cheaper.

And completely silent as well.

Can I sleep at night? Yeah, nighttime is

fine. Yeah, well, I'm gonna

stay up all night doing a stream. I'm

gonna talk really loudly, see how they

like it. Idiots.

Idiots! Bet they can hear that.

Oh, it just makes me realize I kind of

took for granted my home in England.

It's so nice not having neighbors. It's so

nice having massive pieces

of land. That's separating you from

idiots.

I always took that for granted. I always

thought, oh, I don't need a garden, I

don't need a big house, I'll be fine in a

little townhouse. Little townhouse would

have nice internet and you could get Uber

Can't even do a live stream on the

internet here.

If you're at home, why are they moving

around so much? What do you do when you're

at home? You, you either cook a meal and

then have your food, and then you sit down

and watch TV, or you're sleeping. You're

not running up and down, jumping around

like an idiot.

Do I know Erica Tom Sino?

She that weird Asian girl? I think I saw

her on Pornhub sucking a sausage.

Why haven't I told them to stop? As if

they're list— as if they would listen to

me.

But at most they'd probably say, oh,

sorry, and then nothing will change.

People don't change.

This is just what they're like. It's what

their personality is— annoying and loud.

You can't just tell them, can you quiet

down a bit, and then they'll quiet down a

bit. They'll just forget and then revert

back to how they usually are.

Completely useless.

And I wouldn't even have the guts to say

anything anyway. All I can do is complain

about it on a livestream.

Stupid people.

Uh.

I don't

know what

to do. Oh yeah, I was gonna cut potatoes.

Where are my potatoes?

I should put them in the freezer.

Oh, I got these potatoes, but I don't know

what to do with them.

Listen, listen to these idiots.

I think

they're leaving.

I think they're leaving.

The staircase is here. It goes down like

this.

The door is there and my door is here.

They stand outside the door talking

sometimes.

Listen.

They go up and down, up and down. All day,

all day.

You know they can see you. How can they

see me? I've got a curtain. Yeah,

I hope they can see me because I'm doing

this.

Listen.

Fuck,

I don't want

the mirror. Hell.

What time is it? It's already 10. When are

they gonna shut up?

Maybe in an hour they'll stop making

noise.

Okay, so these potatoes— uh,

should I do these potatoes?

Do you need to prepare potatoes? I don't

know what to do with them.

Have you thought about talking to someone

about your life and problems? That's what

I'm doing now.

What do you think I'm doing now?

Make them into chips. Yeah, I could do

Stupid potatoes.

Oh, I'm so angry.

Do you think that's a good size chip?

Take my anger out on this potato.

Okay,

that's one.

Wow, I chopped that good.

Sometimes I think going deaf wouldn't be

so bad. Then I wouldn't have to put up

with all this noise. Out of all the things

that could go wrong, I think going deaf is

probably the best thing to go wrong.

I think the things that irritate me the

most in life is probably noise.

Noise coming from irritating people,

noise coming from bad music.

Noise coming from loud things.

My thumb hurts.

I like things to be quiet. I don't like

noise. It's irritating. Why, why do people

like noise? I don't get it.

Why are some people so obsessed with

noise? Why can't they just be quiet?

Making stupid sounds out their mouths,

laughing.

I think it's gonna get worse nearing

Christmas because families get together.

Why do they even celebrate Christmas?

They're probably Muslim.

I thought they'd do nothing during this

What did I expect for an apartment in a

bad neighborhood? I didn't think it would

be this bad. I thought it would just be

like a normal neighborhood in Rotterdam.

I didn't know it was so bad.

I thought there might be some noise, but

not this much noise. I thought it'd just

be maybe a

couple who lives up there and they go to

work, or maybe an elderly couple and they

just sit and read books. I wasn't

expecting to have bloody refugee camp

above my head.

Why do these potatoes smell funny? They

smell like poo.

Oh, I think I'm just gonna go home. Ow,

fucking hell. Why is my thumb painful?

I didn't do anything to it.

It's painful in between the thumbnail.

Stupid nails. What's the point of

having a nail in the first place? Doesn't

even do anything.

It just gets caught in things, doesn't it?

What is the point of fingernails? They

grow long, then you've got to keep

clipping them, and then sometimes you

accidentally They get accidentally caught

on an edge and then you kind of tear it a

little bit and it hurts. Useless.

Never have I ever thought, wow, I'm so

glad I've got a fingernail. Wow, this

fingernail is really helping me in life.

Most useless thing on the human body.

And why do they grow out of our toes as

well?

Useless. And then it smells like cheese.

You gotta keep cleaning them out too.

Stupid person who designed the human body.

Now this place I'm living in is kind of

like, you know, those clown cars? They're

really small clown cars and then 20 clowns

come out of it. This place is like that,

but instead of 20 clowns, you got 100

people just constantly coming out of

nowhere. It's like they're giving birth to

them right now,

coming down the stairs non-stop.

Who the hell even are these people?

We're supposed to be doing social

distancing, you know, because of

the pandemic. Supposed to be staying at

your own home. Unless you're going to tell

me they all live up there. How can they

possibly all live up there? This is a

2-person apartment max. Look at this

place. How many people do you

think could live here. 2 people max.

How do they have an entire family with

kids up there? Where do they even sleep?

They might have a bed here for the

parents, and then maybe they've got 10

bunk beds over there.

Ah, I can't even imagine what the place

looks like.

How can you possibly have more than 2

people in a place like this?

Look at this place. Where do you even

sleep?

They sleep on the floor in a sleeping bag.

Jesus.

Maybe if they got jobs and weren't

spending all day going on the ceiling,

then they could get a bigger place. But

no, they just smoke weed all day, banging

on my, on my, on my ceiling.

Yeah, it must be the same size because the

building just goes straight up. It doesn't

go outwards and expand as it goes up. So

the, the rooms above me must be the same

size because the walls

are straight. They don't go like this

outwards and then get bigger towards the

top. So it has to be the same size. I

can't imagine how it would be bigger up

I think it's a bit quieter. Give it half

an hour, I think it'll get better. Oh my

God.

Oh my God,

I'll make you the best Daniel chips ever.

Call them the Dan Fry. You can call them

Dan Freeze or Dan Fries if you want to.

Oh my God.

Drive me crazy.

Jesus Christ,

cut my ears off, please.

Where's my chicken stock? Here it is.

Okay, so, um, First we got some oil.

I think I'll move them over to the drip

People really do just ruin your life,

don't they?

My only problems are all because of

People. Otherwise I'd have a great life.

I'd have an amazing life.

Yeah, go up the stairs and come down the

stairs and go up them all bloody day long,

why don't you,

idiot?

Maybe you spent less time walking up and

down staircases.

It's like all they do is go up and down

the staircase.

Why are there little black burnt bits on

my tray? What's this?

How am I the problem? I didn't do anything

to annoy them. I'm just sitting in my

apartment being nice and quiet, not

They're ruining my life.

Drizzle some oil.

Now for saltiness, we got chicken stock.

That is chicken stock.

You want to crumble that like this. Try

and evenly crumble it.

That'll be fine. And then we got some

Italian blend basil.

You want a pinch basil.

Like this.

Bit more

Basel. Do do do.

And we got some black pepper.

Ah! Stupid pepper thing stabbed me.

Look at that. My skin

came off. Stupid country can't even make a

pepper lid.

Put some.

Pepper. Oh my God, I'm bleeding!

The pepper lid made me bleed. Stupid

idiot. I'm gonna sue them.

Look at that, I'm bleeding. Can you

see?

Yeah, well, we'll see who's laughing when

I'm cooking you in the oven at 220

degrees, you little bitch.

And then mix the seasoning all together

I haven't watched this guy in years.

Well, thanks to people like you, I'm poor

and living in poverty. Because people

don't watch anymore. I hope you realize

that when you stop watching me,

I make less money and I have to live in

shitholes like this place.

People think, oh, it's so funny, Dad's

channel died. Yeah, it's my income, you

know, that's also dying,

and my ability to provide for myself.

What a funny thing.

Wow, these smell really good. These

actually are going to turn out really

well, I can tell already.

It smells like— oh, it smells like those

roast chicken flavored Walkers crisps.

Smells just like that.

Okay, then we're gonna space them out

evenly.

It's like some people don't understand

that I depend on this channel to

live. Without this YouTube channel, I'll

probably die. Where do you think

these potatoes were paid for by? How do

you think these potatoes were paid for?

From YouTube.

Okay. Wow, smells good.

Wash my hands.

And to be honest, I don't even know why

people are complaining about my content.

I feel like I offer quite a lot of

variety. We've got the cooking, and then

we've got complaining, and I do tech

unboxing, and I talk about the stock

market. I do lots of things on the

channel, and no, it's not good enough.

People get bored.

But then Ben Dean— no one gets bored of

Ben Dean even though he just does the same

thing all the time. He doesn't do stuff

like this, what I'm doing. I'm the

only person on YouTube doing this.

I'm a pioneer.

Okay, put this in the oven.

Okay, remind me in about 15

minutes. We gotta check on the oven chips.

Homemade Dan fries, never done

before.

Oh, maybe they're going home. Maybe they

had friends over and they're just being

loud and now they're going. You can hear

several people coming down the staircase.

I hope they trip.

And sprain that ankle badly. That would

make me feel good.

Won't this get flagged? Flagged for what?

For making chips? Why would

it get flagged for that?

Maybe one day I'll finally have everything

I want. Why is it always

I nearly get everything I want in life and

there's always one thing that just ruins

it all? Like, for 10

years I wanted to live in Japan and be a

YouTuber, and then one thing ruined it

all— Chihiro.

And now I'm in the Netherlands with a girl

I like, which has always been my dream,

and then one thing ruins it all— the

stupid people upstairs.

Every time I get this close to

getting what I want in life, and just one

thing just ruins it.

Yeah, well, if you missed Chihiro, um,

you guys are also to blame. It's not just

my fault. I'm not taking all the blame

here. I allocate

How much should I allocate?

Okay, I allocate 30% of

the blame to me, but I think it's only

fair if you guys take 30%

of the blame as well, because you were

getting bored of the Chihiro videos and

they were getting bad views. And I needed

to do something. Also, some of

you were flirting with me and sending me

nudes and trying to seduce me. Not cool.

I don't think any of the girls who are

doing that are here anymore, but I'm just

saying, as a collective, the viewers

should take 30% of the blame. And then

I allocate 10% of the blame to Hong Kong

Guy. For being annoying.

So that's 30 me, 30 you, 7— we got 30

left. Yeah, I think Chihiro deserves

30% of the blame too.

If you guys were entertained by the simple

stuff like the cruise ship stream and the

Nara trip and the USJ trip Then I wouldn't

have had to take such drastic measures.

I tried doing the whole, oh, life in Japan

YouTuber vlog stuff, but it, it wasn't

good enough, was it? You guys just wanted

drama, so I had to ruin my marriage.

I guess this isn't fair to say you guys,

because you guys probably were watching

everything. Well, the people who are not

watching anymore, it's their fault, and

they aren't here to defend themselves, so

I can say anything I want. The people who

don't watch anymore, Fuck them,

they suck.

What did Chihiro do wrong? I don't know.

The only thing I blame Chihiro for is

getting angry when I said dumb stuff. My

whole channel was built around me saying

dumb stuff,

so how are you expecting me to stop saying

dumb stuff when I've been saying dumb

stuff for content since 2017?

Put my

potatoes away.

It's gonna take a long time to make those

chips. They, they don't look cooked at

all. They look exactly the same. I think

it's going to take much longer than 15

minutes, maybe 25 minutes.

What should I do whilst I wait? Hmm,

so how have you been doing?

Uh-huh. Oh really?

Wow, that's fascinating.

Thank you for telling me.

I will store that information in my brain.

Because it's so useful.

It's cooking,

it's cooking, it's cooking.

Yeah.

Yeah,

cooking is cooking is cooking.

How do you like it, idiots upstairs?

Wow, it smells good,

but will it go crispy? Oh, help me here.

What does this mean? Why is there a little

candle? I put double

fan, but should I put this one? What's

this mean? Quick, help me!

What does that mean?

I don't know.

I was checking that Philip Solo TV channel

and his channel kind of died and he made a

video called My dead channel and how it

affects me. See, it's not just me.

Even that Philip Solo TV guy got

a dead channel too.

Temperature needs to be higher. Oh yeah,

that's a good idea. I've got it on max.

It was at 2— well,

it was in between here last time.

What the hell was that?

Look, these people can't even hang the

curtain properly. They hang it here

instead of up here, so in the morning the

sun comes up and shines through the top

part and blinds me in the face unless it's

cloudy. If it's a clear day, you just get

blinded. And I tried putting that

cardboard at the top, but it doesn't

really help. They can't even hang a

curtain.

Why? Why would you hang it there and not

hang it here? And then you've got all the

rest of the curtain crumpled up on the

floor because it's a long curtain. People

have got no brains. And then he put the

light switch— look, this is the toilet.

The light switch is on the outside.

And that was the boiler that kept going

wrong. It took about a week for them to

fix it. They didn't know— they tried

fixing it themselves, but they couldn't,

so they had to call in a professional.

I live in the ghetto and I'm scared of

16-year-olds. Yeah, you're damn right I

am. Usually most of these stabbings

are teenagers stabbing each other.

I say if they want to stab each other,

just let them. Don't even stop them.

As if they're going to grow up and be

valuable members of society. Let them stab

each other or whatever. It's not like it's

anything lost.

Useless, useless parents making useless

kids that just stab each other.

This is why we need the robots to take

over and wipe us out, and then

I can finally get some peace and quiet.

Punch-up animals.

No better than animals.

Oh, 2020 and we still live like this.

Isn't it sad?

You'd think by now we'd be living like

Star Trek or Star Wars, civilized.

Nope, the majority of us still just a

bunch of monkeys stabbing each other.

Oh, how many years is it going to take

until we evolve mentally?

Would it ever happen?

I feel like the Japanese are the closest

to my idea of a civilized society.

When I think of a civilized society, I

think of— so in Warhammer you would have

the Tau, very civilized and

modern. Um,

in Star Trek You have Starfleet

and the code of ethics.

Now in Star Trek, you've got Starfleet who

are civilized and ethical and moral, and

then you've got the Klingons, which are

like a bunch of barbaric wastes

of lumps of stupid idiots. And then in

Warhammer, you've got the civilized races

like the Tau, Space Marines,

and then you've got the idiot races like

the Orks and, well, those other ones,

the weird alien-looking insect creatures.

This is why I like the Empire in Star

Wars. The stupid Rebel Alliance is a bunch

of idiots. At least

the Empire has order and

they're civilized.

Look at those chips.

Wow, I can't believe I made homemade chips

this well. And you guys keep saying I suck

at cooking. I don't understand why

people think I'm bad at cooking. Look what

I made with my own bare hands.

And then the other day I made burger, and

next time I'll make a steak. I bet I'm

better at cooking than most of you. I'll

cook all of you in this oven right here.

Has it been 15 minutes? Um, it's been more

like 20 minutes, but I want them to go

brown. I'm gonna take them out just before

they start going black.

I'm watching the Star Trek Discovery

series. It's okay, I guess. It wasn't as

bad as I thought it would be. Better than

Picard. Picard is just rubbish.

Don't even know why they bothered making

Picard. Just for the nostalgia

I like Star Trek. Don't know if you used

to watch my videos when I was in Korea.

I was very lonely in Korea,

and I would spend most evenings just

watching Picard and Star— no,

I couldn't watch— that was one of my

complaints about Korea. I couldn't watch

Picard because it's on Amazon Prime, and

Amazon Prime is blocked in Korea, so I had

to watch the Star Trek original series

instead, which I never saw before, so it's

Oh, Korea was sad and depressing, wasn't

it? But at least it wasn't noisy. At least

I had peace and quiet, and the Airbnbs

were quite affordable.

Yeah, I know what a VPN is. I tried a VPN.

Oh, it's burning.

Look, you can't use a VPN on iPad and play

region-blocked videos. The iPad detects

that you're using a VPN and it disables

video playback. You don't think I didn't

try using a VPN? Oh my God, I'm not that

stupid. Whoa.

Da da da da da da da. Yeah,

Amazon does care. I tried it. I got

NordVPN. I signed up for the free trial.

I went onto Amazon Prime. I tried watching

Picard, and guess what it said? It said

video playback disabled when you have VPN

active.

And I didn't want to watch it on my little

phone screen. I wanted to watch it on a

big screen.

Wow, listen to the sound it's making.

Okay, be careful, be careful,

careful.

Why is it making that sound? Get out the

way, frying pan!

Listen, it sounds like

it's dying.

Can you hear that? Oh, thank you, T-Pop

Fever. Last year you had more views.

Well, duh, last year I had more hair and

I had more skin cells.

Okay, what am I doing? I want to get a

little plate. It's not

my fault I get less views now. It's not

like I didn't try to keep people

entertained, but no, it just wasn't good

enough.

Oh no, it's stuck to the tray.

Why does everything have to be so hard?

Oh, it's nice and warm in

here. Can you imagine being cooked inside

of an oven? That would be so painful.

Just can't imagine how painful. If you

had to choose, what would you choose?

Being eaten alive Or being

cooked alive in an oven?

Which one?

Oh, finally the noise has stopped.

Oh, I can't believe it.

This is the longest that I've gone without

hearing above

me. Oh, it feels so good. I'm so

sorry I complained so much. I was just

angry. Oh,

it's so nice. Peace and quiet. Look at

these chips. See,

they're called chips. That's why it's

called burger and chips or fish and chips

or chips, cheese, and gravy. You don't

say, can I have some fish and fries?

People look at you and think you're

stupid. You go to England and you try

saying, hello, can I have some fish and

fries?

They'd laugh in your face.

Don't ever call chips fries in front of

me.

Oh yes, Coca-Cola.

Whoa, made me jump, stupid bottle.

Don't make me jump. This is a meal for the

kings. King Daniel of England.

Oh, look at it squirt out!

Oh,

look at this! Best Cooking

with Daniel ever! Look, take a screenshot

now. You can save it, put it on your

wallpaper, on your phone wallpaper.

Now we do the taste test.

How come you're not as likable as Chi-Chi?

I don't know. Trust me, Chihiro cheated

way more than I did. Oh my God,

that is good Coca-Cola. Life is good.

Wow.

Wow, I want to cry. That tastes so good.

Holy moly.

Oh my God, what'd they put in that?

It's like happy liquid. Okay, let me try

my chips. Better be crispy.

See how crispy it is.

Uh, not very,

but it tastes good. I can taste the basil.

I don't know why it's not crispy. Maybe

this one's crispy. Uh,

not really.

Why is it not crispy?

I put it maximum temperature.

For nearly half an hour.

Why does everything I do go wrong?

Maybe the oil made it too wet.

Oh, this one's a little bit crispy.

So my potatoes were too wet.

Usually the biggest complaint is it's not

wet enough. That's why the Turkish girl

was bleeding. Now you're saying my

problem is it was too wet.

Okay, next time I will dry the potato. I

didn't know you had to dry them.

It's okay flavor-wise,

it's not bad.

Oh my God, the Coca-Cola tastes so

good. I'm having a brain orgasm

every time I drink it.

I would love some rum or whiskey to put

inside of it.

One problem is I've put too much pepper.

It's burning my mouth.

Look at

this Coke.

Oh.

What do you mean, is my life really this

sad and pathetic? I'm having a delicious

meal that I made myself with a delicious

sweet beverage.

Ah, finally peace and quiet. Listen,

listen to that.

Listen,

that is heaven.

All I want is a bit of peace and quiet.

He's such a jerk with his subscribers.

Shut up, In Process. Listen here, okay?

I'm not a jerk, but if you're going

to be rude to me, then I'm allowed to be

rude back.

I'm not obligated to be nice.

I don't know why that's even a thing that

people bring up. Isn't it just basic

common knowledge that if you're rude to

someone, then expect them to be rude back

to you? But no, on YouTube,

for some reason, everyone just expects

YouTubers to brown-nose their viewers.

Even if the viewers are being rude.

Oh, sweet Jesus.

This Coca-Cola is the best thing I've had

all week,

and I've had all kinds of juices in my

Wow, I can't believe how quiet it is.

It's a Christmas miracle.

This is why I don't usually buy Coca-Cola.

I'm a little bit scared of how addictive

it is.

Oh.

Would I ever date a man? No, I hate men.

All the people who ruined my life were

mostly men.

Men steal my women.

They physically attack me.

They take my money.

Most of the people I hate in the world are

mostly men. Hong Kong guy.

Nepal guy.

Most of my viewers are guys, so most

of them I probably hate because they don't

like me.

And I'm pretty sure most of the people

making all that noise upstairs are men.

Smelly, dirty men.

Now, if the people upstairs were a bunch

of hot 20-year-old Arabian girls

like Princess Jasmine having a naked

pillow fight, then I wouldn't be so mad.

I'd be like, yeah baby!

But the sad truth is it's probably a bunch

of sweaty, weed-stinking,

smelly teenagers.

That Princess Jasmine, wow, she was hot.

They should have flown that magic carpet

up into the clouds

and did it on the carpet.

Do I ever say the N-word? I will say the

N-word for $100 donation.

Stupid people.

What am I gonna eat now? Um, I think after

my chips I'll have a break and then I'll

have some biscuit and coffee. Coming up

next on the Daniel Show,

stay tuned.

By the way, that's not my address. Yeah,

it's the same street, but that's not my

house number.

And fuck off trying to dox me, loser.

I hope one day someone doxes you, you

little bitch, and then you'll see how

funny it is.

I hope someone doxes you and the police

kick down your door and shoots your dog,

and then we'll see who's laughing,

stupid psycho. What kind of person doxes

someone's address?

Complete psychos, that's who.

Psychos and cowards. Cowards because they

don't have the guts to do anything

themselves, so they dox the address hoping

that someone would have the guts to come

here and do something good.

It's a very sad person who doxes people.

Psychos, cowards, and Keemstar— those are

the types of people. You think

doxxing is okay? You know, people have

died from doxxing and being swatted.

You think that's funny? You need to grow

up.

Sell Tesla. Let me check.

Tesla, Tesla, Tesla.

Where is it?

What are you talking about? Tesla has

dropped. Went up to 507 and now it dropped

down to 489.

I don't know if I want to sell Tesla.

People are saying that it could be worth

way more next year or in 2 years.

I don't know why people are going on about

how I pronounce it. It's pronounced Tesla,

not Tesla.

Oh, I've never heard anyone pronounce it

as Tesla. They always say Tesla.

You don't go Tesla. Oh, I bought a new

Tesla today.

I would like to hold on to Tesla, but it's

tempting to cash out. Now my YouTube

channel is dead, I could do with the extra

income. I can't believe that I

could make £4,000 in total this month if I

sell— if I sold stuff.

My initial goal was just to try and make

£100 or a couple hundred a month on the

stock market, and then in my second month

I make nearly £4,000.

I must be a genius investing.

I made more money on the stock market than

I did on YouTube this month.

Amazing. Can't believe it.

My biggest sell was XPeng, which is a

Chinese electric vehicle company. I sold

that for— I gained, um, how much did I

gain? It's about £700, so that's nearly

$1,000. And now if I sell Tesla, I could

gain over £900.

And if I sell NIO, I could make over £800.

But I am starting to, um,

think about ETFs.

I put, I put a couple thousand into the UK

dividend ETF. Really, I should have

just put it all into ETFs instead of

betting, gambling on single stocks. I want

to get, um, the Chinese stock market

ETF. And I want emerging markets ETF,

and I want S&P 500 ETF, and I want

high dividend ETF. So I want about 5

different ETFs, each with a couple

thousand in, so that way it can be

more secure and safer.

And then maybe 5,000, I'll just leave that

in Tesla. Because Tesla seems quite safe.

The problem is it's just so exciting doing

it in a risky way. Just putting £2,000 on

a company that everyone's talking about

and then watching it go up is really fun.

I did something a little bit crazy. I put

£6,000 on this company called DraftKings,

and I, I never even heard of them before.

It should be fine.

Okay, wash my plate.

Yeah, it just kind of sucks most of you

guys aren't even interested in it because

I find it really interesting.

Well, what do you want me to talk about

then?

I don't really know what people found so

fascinating about me.

What did I used to talk about? Well, all I

used to talk about before was girls and

sex and how annoying some girls were and

sex. And ex-girlfriends and

And then I used to talk about— what did

I used to talk about all the time?

I forgot now. When I first started live

streaming, what did I used to talk about?

Don't even remember.

Usually I'd just be complaining about

something.

Talk about the most important life lessons

you learned. Hmm,

what life lessons have I learned?

I don't know. I don't really feel like I

learned anything.

I learned that people are annoying.

I learned that life is also kind of like

the stock market. So in the stock market,

you have to diversify by having multiple

holdings across different sectors and

industries. And life is also like that.

And I've always just wanted a girlfriend