First time playing Silent Hill f

I think it's working.

Okay,

nice house.

Her hair's so shiny.

Wow, so scary.

Why they always have these praying mini

games?

Oh, it's how you save.

Doしたない。

Why did Silent Hill suddenly become

Japanese?

I thought it was about that white guy

looking for his wife.

Well—

す い ません。 す い ません。

あの 運 転 手 さん い ません か？

No, it doesn't

make me nostalgic.

Well, that's kind of nice hearing Japanese

again.

Got 2 hours to play this before I return

it.

さ あ ここ ど こ 行 く の？ こ っち 通 る の 珍 しい ね。

車 が 道 を 塞 い で て さ、 地 震 は？

今 は 誰 か と 喋 り た く ない。 私 は 後 から 行 く ね。

うん。 じゃあ ね。 い ら っ しゃ い ま ー す。

A little red thing looks like a tongue

on the back.

What a depress—

At least there's actually people in this

game.

Usually it's so empty and deserted in

Silent Hill.

Why is it so awkward?

Is he smoking?

I thought that was a pack of cigarettes.

Is

that— he's got gray hair, or is that a

glitch?

The

fog monster.

What?

It's like Crash Bandicoot.

I can't turn the camera around.

It's like Crash Bandicoot.

What— where do I

go?

Well,

Hentai.

Did I die?

What?

It's a bit harsh.

Move.

Oh, this is lame.

It's like playing Pac-Man.

What?

Imagine gripping onto rusted corrugated

metal.

That would hurt.

I

want to get a better computer.

The performance sucks and everything's

low.

What's wrong with Kick?

She's eating pills.

Redditors watching this waiting for me to

say something about schoolgirls.

You got the finger on this clip record

button.

I ain't saying nothing.

Softens your heart.

Subredditors so waiting

to say Daniel should something something

about Japanese schoolgirls.

You wish.

I ain't saying nothing.

Where do I go?

Why do they love making me squeeze through

gaps in Silent Hill?

They always make you do this in Silent

Hill.

What's the point?

I mean, why do they make a narrow little

corridor that you gotta squeeze through

and it takes ages?

Just make it a normal pathway.

It's not fun, it's not hard, it's not

challenging.

Pointless.

They always do that in Silent Hill.

You could have just made it wider and just

walk through it.

Stupid game design.

Yeah,

wow,

sexy.

Look at that butt.

Real.

This game not up to my standards.

Silent Hill is such a boring game

franchise.

I never understood why people liked it.

It's like Resident Evil but boring.

Story never makes any sense.

What's that?

Oh, hello.

As an avid fan of Silent Hill, I hate

everything about this game that makes it a

Silent Hill game.

And then they say, how can you be an avid

fan of Silent Hill when you hate the very

thing that makes it a Silent Hill game?

What do I do?

Oh my God,

this

is why I hate gaming.

The fuck am I supposed to do?

What's that?

Wow, her diary.

Imagine writing a diary

thinking it's gonna be secret and then

accidentally leaving it around and then

someone reads it.

How embarrassing.

All your private details leaked.

What am I supposed to do?

I don't even know what I'm supposed to do.

Maybe this way.

These enemy monster things look stupid.

I'm bored already.

They've lost me already.

I'm done.

It's fucking boring.

Do I go back here?

I've still got how long?

An hour and a half until I refund it.

I really hate Silent Hill.

I really hate it.

Oh my God, I gotta go— what?

I went the wrong way.

It's not scary, it's not fun.

Only made $60 yesterday on Kick.

YouTube better make up the remaining $40

that I lost for multi-streaming,

or else I'm suing—

suing you for saying I should

multi-stream.

Rubbish idea.

Oh my God, where the fuck do I go?

I go this way.

And then that way.

No.

Um.

What?

The animation's weird.

It's not even lined up.

Oh, up here.

Go

in

the house.

Oh, ramen.

Wouldn't mind having some ramen, actually.

Get in the closet.

Hey, why does she keep popping pills?

What's that?

Uh, where's the key?

Japanese houses look like they're made out

of paper.

No brick or anything.

Why do they not like brick in Asia?

There must be earthquakes.

The house looks like it's made out of

cardboard.

What's that?

The bloody key.

Wait,

key

doesn't fit.

What?

Whoa!

This way.

What do you mean the key doesn't fit?

Out the window.

What's that?

Jelly-like dessert filled with bean paste.

Disgusting.

Can't I kill that thing?

I'm trying to explore.

Oh, I got the key.

Come on,

no, don't go back up.

I hate when that happens.

They change the camera angle, you think up

means going forwards, and it makes you go

back up the ladder.

Oh, Mamori.

Oh, Mamori.

Okay, where do I go?

Pay.

Oh.

Not be interrupted by normal attacks.

I'm hungry.

Where do I go?

Is it coming down?

I can't come down.

What a stupid monster.

It's so stupid.

Oh, it can come down.

I'll go up then.

I don't know where it's going.

I hate

these

games.

Oh.

Did all her friends die?

I skipped the cutscene.

Get out of

the way.

Imagine paying £70 for this.

Jesus Christ,

I

paid £70.

I'm gonna refund it though, not keeping

it.

Ringo?

Pick up the

pipe.

Come on,

close it.

It's kind of funny.

Smash it in the bum.

Yeah,

yeah.

Oh,

come

on, eat the pill.

お前ら、シェルどこにいる？

Dame une aide.

Sakuko died.

やめて。

Oh look, the category automatically

changed to Silent Hill F on

kick.

That's funny.

How'd it do that?

Orange juice.

堅 苦 しい 神 社 じゃ なく て 駄 菓 子 屋 の 娘 に 生 ま れた

かった って。

ここ な らい つ でも 好 き な だけ お 菓 子 が 食べ ら れる よ。

休み。作工。うん。

帰 り な。 今日は もう 平 便 だ よ。

咲 子、 私 や っぱ り 咲 子 と

の 約 束 守 り たい よ。

Was it all a dream?

This does kind of make me want to do

gaming streams, to be honest.

But I need a better computer for it to be

enjoyable.

The frame rate sucks and the graphics are

all on low.

Maybe I blow all my Kick money.

5K gaming PC.

Why does she look like someone?

What's this?

Oh, it's not some stupid puzzle, is it?

I hate puzzles.

What am I supposed to do?

This is why I hate puzzles.

You got a rat.

Do I have to do it?

Oh my God, what the fuck do I do?

Oh,

I think I get it.

Oh, well, I did it.

Genius.

Fucking genius.

There were like little symbols on the

things that tied them together,

and they match the symbols on the holder

placement things.

What a stupid pointless puzzle.

Wow.

I got copyright claims on that drive home.

Stream.

Like 20 songs copyright claimed.

Ohayo.

It's funny they don't have a word for

nightmare, they just say bad dream.

悪い夢

YouTube stole my $5 ad rev.

Arigato.

I

understand all of it.

Doko means where.

Come on, move.

Wow.

I do like these gates.

It's like that thing in Kyoto where

everyone gets in the way taking selfies.

He reminds me of Ice trying to speak

Japanese.

He was like, doko desu ka?

Sounds so stupid.

Show me my

chain.

Excuse me.

Come on, why are the cutscenes so slow?

Yeah, Fushimi Inari was the place.

What is an Inari?

Is it the fox with the red handkerchief?

Damn, Japan does have good architecture

style sometimes.

Graphics look so bad on like— everything's

so jerky.

Should I get a gaming PC?

Should I build it?

I was planning to get one last year.

I was going to build it as well,

get it all on finance,

and then I'm going to do gaming streams

instead of just staring at the wall

streams.

Oh, not another Fucking

puzzle.

I'm gonna get RTX 5090, 100 gigabytes of

RAM.

Oh my God,

let's just keep randomly guessing it.

I don't know what to do.

Oh.

These puzzles are so annoying.

Let's try every combination.

Why'd she just suddenly get changed in the

middle of nowhere?

I don't know what you're supposed to do.

What?

Maybe I go to

that circle.

なんでここに。

Where's her metal pipe?

Yeah.

Why?

Getting bored of this.

I've got 1 hour left.

Oh, fuck

off.

Oh, it's got the symbol on it.

What's that circle with the line and then

the square one?

Fuck off!

Oh my god, what?

Either— I don't have any pills.

Oh God, this game sucks.

I

can't

move.

Pretty sure it was

this one.

And that one.

Well, I'm sure that was it.

Uh, I can't be bothered.

What if I just Google it?

Silent Hill F puzzle.

Door

combination.

I hate these puzzles.

I gotta look for those wooden things.

I

don't understand.

I think I'm done with this.

I can't be fucking bothered.

Nothing happens.

Oh, this is so stupid.

Games are supposed to be fun, not

annoying.

This is not fun.

Oh,

I feel sick.

Uh, no, I think I'm done.

This fucking game is shit.

Close.