my life is falling apart...

Oh my God, it's cold.

What happened to summer?

What happened to summer? I don't

like the cold.

It's like winter again.

There was nice weather for about 2 days,

and now we're back to this raining all

week, freezing.

Stupid country, isn't it? Oh,

I miss Thailand.

Never had to worry about this.

Ah, nice coffee.

Oh, it's raining everywhere, isn't it?

It's like the whole world is raining. I

bet it's raining in Japan too.

Oh, there's stupid wires

everywhere. Oh my God, can't they make a

wireless mic? Oh wait, they do. I just

don't have one. Well, I had one, then I

I hope I can go to Thailand in this year,

although it seems unlikely with how much

money I don't have.

Another boring day of nothing.

No, I haven't watched Elaine.

Is it good? I haven't watched anything

actually today. I watched— what?

I didn't watch anything.

No, I watched a Travelling Trader video.

That's it already.

No, estate agents haven't told me

anything. It's only May.

Still got all of June. I don't think

they'll tell me anything. It's all in the

contract, isn't it?

I don't know how so much water can fall

out of the sky. Why doesn't it just all

fall out at once? I wonder how much

money you need for a few months in

Thailand to get away from the freezing

cold. Because when does it really get

cold? November? You could go Thailand

November, December, January, come back in

February. And then you've still got a

couple months of cold. February is pretty

damn cold still.

Who leaked and found your parents?

Is this funny? Because for a couple

thousand pounds you could get a really

cool gaming computer or spend half

the year in Thailand. You could probably

do a visa run. Thailand, 2 weeks Vietnam,

back to Thailand. That's what I did in

2023.

How did you like my pics?

Yeah, very nice. I like the pink socks

and underwear.

Yeah, I did Thailand and then 2 weeks

Vietnam and then back to Thailand. They

didn't say anything, let me straight back

in. So I did 6 months there without a

visa. But then when I tried it the third

time, they got a bit angry because I went

to Japan 2023. I tried to come back to

Thailand and they were like, why are you

here? And then I said, travel.

And they said, where are you staying? I

said, with my girlfriend. And then they

went, you're not traveling, you're living

with your girlfriend. I said, yeah, me and

my girlfriend travel. She said, where's

your return ticket? Yeah, because someone

on Discord said to me, you don't need a

return ticket, Daniel. You can just fly to

places with a single ticket. So I thought,

okay, I've always bought a return ticket

because that's what I've been taught.

Been— I've been taught that if you don't

have a return ticket, they're going to get

a bit suspicious. So I didn't buy a return

ticket. And then they were like, where's

your return ticket? I said I didn't have

one. They thought I was like trying to

stay there forever or something. And then

they said, you got to buy one now. And I

said, there's no internet in the airport.

So she said, okay, then make sure you buy

it later. I said, okay. Will do.

Ended up staying there for over a year

because I got a student visa. I said, can

I get a visa in the country? They said no,

but you can. You get a student visa in the

country.

Talking rubbish.

I was being a bit cheeky though, trying to

get in 3 times. Within a year.

Oh well.

Ow, ow.

Well, I thought maybe I'm wrong thinking

that I need a return ticket. I think I did

get a single ticket to Japan once and they

didn't say anything. It's just that if

they do question you and you don't have a

return ticket, you might get in

trouble. Well, at most they'll make

you buy one on the spot, which is stupid

because just because I've got a return

ticket doesn't mean I'm going to use it.

Just because I don't have a return ticket

doesn't mean I'm not going to buy one.

Idiot logic, isn't it? Like, I could have

a return ticket and still overstay if I

was planning to do that.

God, it was so scary though. Have you ever

just queued up for, for border control

after getting off the plane and then when

they're doing the scanning stuff, you then

get taken away to like a detention center?

I felt like a naughty schoolkid again.

David Bond told me about this website

where you can like buy a fake ticket. No,

I didn't do that. Yeah, I could get a

refundable ticket, I guess.

Or I— what I do is I just get a really

cheap ticket to the closest airport. So

like you book a ticket to Japan, you don't

book it as a return ticket because a

return ticket would be Heathrow, Japan,

Japan to Heathrow, and it'd be really

expensive. So you just buy a single

ticket, Heathrow to Japan, and then buy an

outgoing outbound ticket, Japan to South

Korea, which is like £60. And then they

can't complain because it's like, oh yeah,

my ticket's here, going to Korea. It

doesn't have to be back to your home

country.

So that would save you a lot of money.

Because let's face it, you're not going to

use it, are you? Unless you know exactly

where. I mean, I guess if you're really

good at planning, you plan like 3 months

in Japan and then 3 months in Korea, and

then you just buy that onward ticket for

the 3 months after Japan. But I never

really knew what I was doing. I always

just turn up in Japan, end up with a girl,

and then get married and then stay there

Or I would always go for like 3 to 5

months. And when you buy a ticket, you

can't book a return ticket for such a long

time. So I would not— yeah, I remember

the first time I went to Japan, I didn't

have a return ticket and they were like,

where's your return ticket? I remember

my dad's face. He was like, what now,

Daniel?

Because they were saying that I can't

enter the plane or something. And then I

said I was going to a school. I can't

remember really. They let me on in the

end. They just like made us a bit worried.

Well, I nearly got married before to the

chlamydia girlfriend.

And I wouldn't go to Korea because it's

freezing. If you've ever been to Korea in

the winter, it's so cold. You could

be wearing so many layers and it's still

freezing. And if you don't have a scarf to

cover your face, your nose freezes and

then your fingers start hurting from the

pain of the cold. No, I nearly married

chlamydia girlfriend. We went to the town

hall and we got the documents and

everything, and, and I got my

birth certificate sent to me from my home.

That's why when I married Chihiro, I

already had the birth certificate in my

bag, because I thought it was kind of

annoying to get the birth certificate. It

took weeks and it cost some money to get

it sent to me from the UK. So I thought,

just in case I get married again, I'll

just keep it in my bag. Getting married is

such a pain in the backside. I had to go

all the way to Tokyo alone because Chihiro

didn't come, and I had to go to the

British Embassy and then sign an oath, an

affidavit, to swear that I promise I

don't have any other wives anywhere else.

Which is again another stupid thing

because I could just say, yeah, I don't

have any wives, and I might have a wife in

every country. I waste my money and time

going all the way to Tokyo. So like

pledge, you pledge an oath. I promise I

don't have a secret wife.

Stupid traditions and customs and stupid

rules. Makes no sense. And then you get

like a little paper saying that you have

sworn that you don't have another wife.

No, I didn't become a Japanese citizen. I

just had a spouse visa. You gotta be

married for like 5 years, or is it 10

years? I can't remember. If you lied on

affidavit, it's a serious crime. Well,

obviously I would never do

that.

Yeah, then we had to go to immigration.

That's where I met Hong Kong guy. Oh my

God, it's all coming together. Yeah, we

went to immigration to get my spouse visa

thingy or the stamp. I can't remember

exactly. I think it was the spouse visa.

I had to go to immigration. And then we

sat down, get a tap on the shoulder from

behind. Freaking Hong Kong guy. And then

he starts saying to Chihiro, wow, Chihiro

so beautiful. He kept calling her

beautiful. That's how I met him in the

bloody immigration. And then he added me

on Facebook. I should have never added

him. Ruined my life.

Am I worried about Chi-Chi suing you for

defamation? Uh, no, they can't sue me.

I'm British. What are you talking about?

We own their country. We defeated them in

the war. They're our little bitch. They

can't do nothing. They've got no power.

They can't even, like,

control or do what they want with their

own currency without Big Daddy America

giving them permission. They don't

even own their own airspace over Tokyo.

The Tokyo airspace belongs to the United

Air Force of America.

They're pathetic. They can't do anything.

Imagine like 500 years from now, Japan

still under America's control. Isn't this

just ridiculous at this point? Come on,

they lost one war nearly 100 years ago.

I think it's time to move on. But nope.

I'm gonna be 200 years later, America

still owns Japan.

Well, Chihiro is not gonna like my new

video that I made today if you thought the

last one was bad. It's kind of funny

rewriting history, uh, because it's like,

I don't know, I hardly got any comments

from people saying, Daniel, that's not

what happened.

It's like, I don't know, all the people

who— it's like people don't care

anymore. I can just like make up anything.

I say Chihiro cheated on me,

who's gonna stop me?

My story. I write my story how I want to.

The victor writes the history.

Yeah, I made a new video tonight. I think

my new tactic of making a video every day

and streaming every day could increase my

income by a couple hundred. I think it's a

good idea because I got nothing to do in

the morning anyway. And yeah, I could have

done Every, but let's face it, Every was

making me like $30 or $40. So instead of

doing Every, I make a video which could

make me like $20 to $30 without wrecking

my car and using electricity. So my new

lifestyle is I wake up, I check markets,

I have a shower, I make a video, I do some

trading around lunch. And then I have

lunch and then I basically just sit around

doing nothing for like 5 hours and then I

go live for

the remaining time, remainder of the day.

Yeah, I think it's good use of the morning

to make a video and then the people who

never watch the streams, they can watch

the videos.

I'm just gonna like pump out Japan

content, I think.

Because, you know, Bee Livery pops up and

it's like £25, and I think, yeah, I could

go drive for 2 hours and make £20,

which is like $25, or I could just make

a YouTube video, which would probably make

that anyway and not cost me any

electricity or risk my life or damage my

car. Uh, yeah, so I'd just rather make the

YouTube video. To be honest,

I gotta make use of the beginning half of

the day. Am I going to Japan ever

again? It's really hard to

justify a trip to Japan when— because

first I gotta get a woman lined up.

And let's face it, she's going to be like

40 years old, isn't she? She's not going

to be hot and young.

It's a tough decision to make. I mean,

it's a tough thing to want to

do because I have been to Japan 15 times,

probably. The place just has

no magic for me anymore.

The food— I can make my own Japanese food.

I don't care about tourist sites. I've

been to all of them before. I don't

really want to live in a hotel for

thousands of pounds every month. What

else? What other reason is there to go? I

don't make Japanese content that gets any

views. It's not like I'm abroad in Japan

where I need to go there and film content.

All my Japan content flops when I

try and do travel stuff. So the only

reason would be if I got really desperate

and I like got some 40-year-old Japanese

woman And then moved in with her and then

married her for content and divorced her

again for the lols, because that'd be

pretty funny, I guess. But I just can't be

bothered, really. I would not want to do

that again. So yeah,

it's really tough to want to go back to

Japan. I'd want to go to Thailand just to

get away from the cold. God, I hate the

cold in the winter. The worst thing about

the cold is having to have a shower and

you gotta get naked. And then when you

come out of the shower, you're wet. It's

so cold. I hate being wet

when it's cold. I don't like being wet in

general, to be honest. I'm like a cat.

Why can't I get a normal looking young

Japanese girl? I don't know. I really

don't know.

The only young Japanese girls I got were

like tomboy, bit chubby girls.

I never got your stereotypical slim, long

hair, mid to late 20s Japanese girl

girlfriend. I just don't know why I can

never get those. All I ever get is like

40-year-old Japanese women,

35 to 40 years old. Even when I was in the

guesthouse during my prime days, there

were young Japanese girls there, but they

never showed any interest in me. The only

women that showed interest in me were like

the 35-year-olds, 35-year-old Korean

woman, 30-year-old chlamydia girl, or the

20-year-old French girl. All the slim

Japanese girls would not be interested in

me. They would only be interested in the

white guys. Like Adam from

Pennsylvania, 5 foot 11 and white English

teacher, makes ¥3,000 an hour. They all

loved him. It's because I'm Asian, innit?

If I was white, they'd be slobbering all

over me. When you're an Asian guy, the

young Japanese girls don't care about you.

You got to be white. If you're white,

they'll love you. They'll be like,

can you teach me English?

You— the only girls I got at the guest

house were old.

I've been on a few dates with younger

Japanese girls, but they never like me.

And I never want to waste my time because

I always feel like it's like very hard,

very low chance of success. Whereas with

an older woman or a fatter woman, it's a

lot easier. And you, you like, you risk

being embarrassed and you've got a higher

chance of succeeding. Whereas with a young

girl, You got a high chance of being

embarrassed and a low chance of

succeeding. So the risk to reward ratio is

very not in your favor. I always go with

the older women because it's like 4 to 1

risk to ratio reward.

Very difficult the younger the girl is,

unless you're like a Chad hot guy. Who's

white, who knows how to rizz. If you

don't know how to rizz, you're not white

and you're not incredibly handsome, then

it's hard.

I never— I mean, my first Japanese

girlfriend was younger than me, but she

was not pretty and her head was the size

of a watermelon. She was kind of fat.

And really boring. And she couldn't even

have sex. Woody wouldn't go in the hole.

It kept like starting to go in and then

get squeezed back out again because she

was scared. She never had a D before.

That's why I hate virgins, because they're

like scared and the hole is really tight

and you can't get it in.

Boring. And it probably hurts them. The

thing tears, doesn't it, and bleeds. I

don't like that. I don't like causing

pain.

Why I Hate Virgins, next video.

We tried for ages. It's just like trying

to thumb it in. It just would not go in,

and then I'd get bored, and then it'll

start going floppy.

It nearly started to go in, and then she

just suddenly squeezed her legs and it

popped out again. I was like, oh, for

fuck's sake.

Yeah, I was a virgin too. It was my first

time and her first time, so we both didn't

know what we were doing.

It was wet. It just— it wouldn't go in the

It was wet. I put some spit as well.

Worst sex I never had because I didn't

even have it. She even took me to her

house, her family house, when all her

family were out and we tried again. It

didn't work. That was the last time I saw

her. She blocked me.

And then I remember my mum phoned her. I

don't know why my mum had her phone

number. She— my mum phoned her and she

picked it up. She was like, mushi mushi.

And then she heard my voice and she

quickly hung it up. Stupid idiot.

Just ghosts me without any explanation.

And then we went to Tokyo to Disneyland

and DisneySea and she planned it all and

she had like a little folder with all the

tickets and documents. And then I lost my

passport. And then she was like panicking.

And then we finally got on the plane. No,

I didn't lose my passport. I lost my

ticket. So we got another ticket and we

got on the plane. And then she started

crying on the plane. It was so

embarrassing. She said I didn't help her

and she had to do all the planning.

Stupid women. They're like, they do all

the stuff even though I didn't ask them

to. And then they cry about it. If you

don't want to do it, then don't do it. I

know how to buy a plane ticket and travel.

You think I need you to do it for me like

my mummy? You chose it. You volunteered to

do it. So then don't cry about it like a

little bitch.

It's so embarrassing crying on the plane.

And then I'm like,

大丈夫だよ。泣かないで。As if I care. It's just

embarrassed. The worst thing is like being

stuck with a hysterical woman in an

airport or public transport place.

Yeah, I hate it when they make a scene.

So embarrassing.

Daniel's so cold towards his girlfriends.

Uh, maybe.

I just— a lot of the time I don't know

what to do, and then they think I'm being

cold when I'm just— I just don't know what

to do, really.

I hate the feeling of them making me feel

like I need them to do anything for me.

I don't need you to do anything for me.

I'm a grown man. I know how to do

everything. There's nothing you can do

that I can't do myself. I hate it when

they make you feel like, oh, I need to do

this for you because you can't do it. I

can do everything. If you don't want to do

it, then don't do it. If you want to do

it, I'm happy if you want to do it for me,

but then don't start crying about it.

Jesus.

Well, that's my rant. First rant of the

day. Why my

Japanese girlfriend was annoying,

part 1.

And Disneyland was so boring. It was all

just children's rides, like spinning

teacup, like a little roller coaster

thing. The only thing I liked was the

food. I like the popcorn. I like the hot

dogs.

Yeah, I don't like these theme parks.

They're for children. I don't understand

why adults like them. Food is overpriced.

I don't like spinning around and going

upside down. Makes me feel sick.

Am I making money on stocks today? No,

I'm down £34.

I'm short SPY and NASDAQ and getting

destroyed. It's okay, it'll turn

around like it always does in the

Stupid traveling trader, it's all his

fault. He said there's a short on NASDAQ

and then he closed it at breakeven, and

I'm like, what the hell? I'm still in it,

and now I'm down £9 on the NASDAQ short

waiting for a reversal.

God, he's been wrong so many times. He

keeps trying to go short in the morning

and then it rips all day and then doesn't

reverse until near the end of the day. It

won't reverse until probably 2 hours.

ETH, let me check. The only thing

that goes up for me is Ethereum. It's not

going up, it's like up 5%. It's not even

back over 2,700. If it gets to 3K, I want

to sell. I think I might

Or do you think it's going to get back to

all-time highs? 4K? Oh God, that'd be

good. I'd nearly double my money.

Remember when Daniel was disappointed by

10K views? Yeah. I would delete a video if

it didn't get 10K views within 12 hours or

something. I'd be so mad, but I can't do

that now. I'd have to delete every single

Yeah, he also got destroyed on his Nasdaq

puts. He posted he's down 40% on his

Nasdaq puts. I don't know how much he

lost. He probably doesn't put much money

in these trades because he's making

hundreds of thousands from his Discord,

but still it makes him look kind of bad.

Like, I'm not really getting much value

out of it, so I'm not gonna get another

month, I think. Actually, the most of the

trades I do that make money are not his

trades. I just do them on my own.

Amazon guys here. Anything for me?

I got some new weights coming because my

weights are too light. My weights go

up to 19 kg, but the bar is too

small to fit them on. I can only fit a

maximum of 12.5 kg on my dumbbell bar.

And it's too light.

It's too easy.

I want to get 15 kg, so I had to buy 2—

the only one I could find was the 4 5 kg

plates, so then I can do 15 kg.

So I'm gonna put 2 5 kgs on either side to

make 10 kg, and then I'm gonna put 4 2.5

kgs to make it— wait,

2.5— no, 2 5 kgs

and then 2 2.5

kgs to make 15 kg, because I want to

start increasing the weights to make

progress. Oh, actually I actually kind of

miss my challenge of trying to lift a 20

kg dumbbell that I had in Thailand.

So I want to restart my challenge.

I got to 17 kg in Thailand. I could do one

rep with the 17 kg and then I got sick

and then I couldn't do anything for weeks

and then I kind of gave up and then I went

to Japan and then I couldn't lift anymore.

So then I gave up. But now I'm here,

got weights and I've got protein powder,

so I might as well challenge myself.

What would my arm have to look like to be

able to do a 20 kg dumbbell bicep curl?

It would look ridiculous. My whole body

would be skinny and then I got big biceps.

It would look funny. It would be cool

though if I could do a 20 kg.

I can do, I can do 12.5. I can do 10 reps

with 12.5. So I reckon I could do 5 reps

with a 15. Easy.

So that's my little personal meaningless

goal to try and get back

to 17 kg, which is well, I mean, I was

looking pretty good in Thailand. Not gonna

lie. My pecs and my biceps were

looking pretty good. I remember just

standing in front of the mirror all the

time flexing my pecs because you only wear

a t-shirt in Thailand so you can see it

more visibly. Thai girlfriend was like,

baby, please stop. I don't like muscle.

She said it looked weird.

Imagine not liking muscles. On a guy who's

your boyfriend. She didn't like it.

She said it looked weird.

But I went hardcore in the gym. I would

just lift until I couldn't. Oh my God. I

would start off at 17 kg, do one rep,

move down to 15, do a couple, move down to

12, do like 10. Do move down to 10,

do another 10, and I'll just move down and

down, down until I couldn't even lift the

5 kg. I'll just destroy my arms.

And then at the end, they'd be shaking

like that. Those were the days.

And I would just sit in the gym destroying

my arms. Yeah,

I like having a gym and then you go for a

swim. That rhymed. What happened to the

bots? I don't know. Bot guy's lazy. I

guess we beat him.

You don't like muscles either? Hmm. It's

like women don't like muscles and guys

want muscles because they want to impress

their other guy friends. It's like women

like nails, but guys don't give a shit

about nails. But women do it to, like,

show off to their other women friends.

It does feel good. I have to admit, it

feels good when your body looks good. And

then when you don't put any effort in and

you look like shit, it feels bad.

I have been feeling kind of shit recently.

I need a goal. I need it. I need the goal.

And I need to be able to see the progress

physically. I think it's

a good goal to try and like get up to 15

kg.

I don't want to be— I'm not trying to be

ripped or anything. I just want to like

increase my core strength and not look

like a skeleton because I look pretty good

in Thailand. Apart from my beer belly and

my bloated face. My face is getting really

bloated in Japan. I mean, Thailand.

Get a bench and barbell. Well, actually,

my dumbbells, they screw together to

become a barbell. But even when I put all

the weights onto it, it's only 19 kg,

which is too light. I need 30 kg.

19 kg is not even 10 kg per arm.

Too easy.

Problem is I have to buy more food, won't

I? Or just drink more protein powder.

I've got protein— I've got this whey

protein powder, powder, powder, powder.

Mix it with milk. It's got 23 grams of

protein per serving. I don't know how much

protein I need.

Do naked workouts on OnlyFans.

Maybe I dig a hole in the garden as well.

Do you think they'd let me dig a hole?

Probably not. I don't even know if I'm

allowed to, like, change the garden. Or am

I supposed to keep it as stones? Because

it's covered in weeds now, but they're

very tiny weeds. I can't go around like

plucking every single one. I plucked out

the big ones and now there's like little

green leaves everywhere springing out.

Now that I've pulled out the big ones,

all the tiny ones have an opportunity to

grow now, and it's just like a carpet of

little— I mean, it looks nice. I think it

looks nice. Better than stupid stones.

But when I leave, am I expected to return

it to how it was? Because I don't know how

I'm going to do that. Just like spray

poison everywhere? Because when I moved in

here, there was not a single weed. It was

all just stones. So I don't know how they

got every single weed out before I moved

in. Maybe it all

dies off in winter.

I mean, I did move in in February, so it

was basically winter.

Giant blowtorch, that sounds kind of cool.

I've seen them do that on the internet.

What if I accidentally set the place on

fire? Yeah, what happens if I don't remove

the weeds? Might lose my deposit.

Got £1,000 locked in the deposit thing.

Crazy, isn't it?

I don't understand how weeds all die off

in the winter, then they all magically

come back in the summer. Wouldn't they

have been wiped out?

Sell your ETH. Are you sure? My ETH is

the only thing that's up. It's up

5% today, but in total I'm only up— I'm

only up 1%.

ETH has pumped so hard and I'm only up 1%.

God, my cost basis is so bad.

My cost basis is basically $2,600.

I'm only up 1% because I was down 50%

until a month ago because I bought at the

top and then I bought again near the

bottom. So when it goes up halfway,

I'm basically at breakeven.

Hmm, I don't know. I mean, you do have a

point with the triple top when it

consolidates this long and it can't break

out. It ends up not breaking

out and collapsing,

apart from when it doesn't.

If it was going to do cup and handle, I

I was thinking it would get to $3K.

Bitcoin probably, I don't know,

doesn't have a lot more left to go up.

The big move has already been made,

wouldn't you say?

I did really want to— I did wish I sold it

about a week ago when the market tanked

from that Trump tweeting about

Apple tariffs.

I might sell it even

if it gets to $3K. It's only another,

what, 20%?

No,

10%. So I could only expect

it to go up another £40.

It's not a huge loss if it does go to £3K

It's gonna get to $2,700 now.

It's like $2,690.5.

This is annoying because if the market

rips and my shorts get destroyed and I

don't have Ethereum, I won't have any long

exposure.

Yeah, probably will sell it actually.

Sell my whole crypto portfolio. 1989.

In pounds, it's at 1989.32.

That's my birthday,

1988. That was Farsa's birthday, wasn't

it? No, Farsa was 1987.

Oh, 1987 now.

I'm only up 1% after all that.

I hate it. Why is it in pounds, not

dollars?

Hmm.

It's really hard to sell, isn't it? When

it's up, you just don't want to sell it.

Why do you still have the IKEA loan?

Because it's 0% interest and there's no

reason to pay it all off at once

when I don't have to. Wouldn't make it

cheaper.

Why is there no sell all button? I gotta

type in how much I want to sell. 0.19.

0.19521.

795. That's my seed code. Not really,

as if I have a wallet.

Yeah, okay, whatever. I'm gonna say— oh my

god, it's a £5 fee to sell it. That's

You got upgrade to— on

the standard membership, which is free,

you got 1.5% fee. But the most expensive

plan, Ultra, you get a 0.5% fee.

But Ultra is like I don't know,

500 a year.

Yeah, it's Revolut.

£5.

I'm up

1.4%. No, but yeah, should I sell it?

It's gonna hit 2,700. What if it breaks

above? I mean, it's already broken above

before and then it tanked.

It's $5 away from $2,700.

It's not the time to sell. What? You just

said to sell it.

You sell when you're in profit. Yeah, I'm

in profit by 1%. Uh,

I'll look at it later. Can't decide.

Oh my God, my short's getting wrecked.

Stupid market.

Has it finished ripping yet? Gold looks

like it wants to go up. Maybe it's gonna

I mean, if I sell it and then put the

money back into my account I can get rid

of the overdraft now,

but then I only have $4K in stocks and

be $1,000 away from paying off the Amazon

card.

Oh, it's at $2,700 now.

2,699. It touched 2,700.

They're saying it will break 5K, then test

8K. Yeah, okay,

it's over

2,700 now.

Let's just leave it and see what it does.

It's my insurance in case the market

doesn't tank. Otherwise I'm gonna get

screwed on these shorts. I'm down £34.

It's really hard to think of anything else

when you're like looking at trade stuff.

What time is it?

Nearly 7.

I'm so close to being out of the

overdraft. I still didn't get my OnlyFans

money.

Said 3 to 5 days.

Oh, I got it. Oh, I got it.

$133. Nice.

Move money to—

what?

From this one to that one.

Move all of it. Oh, £133,

plus I had another £200

a couple weeks ago.

Yay, I'm out of overdraft for now.

Okay, let's change the number.

Oh wait, I gotta make it green as well.

Um,

why can't I make it green in the same

thingy?

Although if I've got no overdraft, then I

shouldn't put it there at all. I'd put

zero, wouldn't I? I wouldn't put how much

money is in my bank account because

that's not debt. Yeah, overdraft is at

zero now. Nice. I've got £15 in

my bank account.

This month I've received 133.59

plus 226.28.

I made £360 so far

and I've got another £150 still in the

account that I haven't withdrawn yet.

Another $140. 3— so I

took out $360. $140 is like $100.

So I made about $465 in May on

OnlyFans, which is about $620.

Mm, not amazing. It's like half

of what I'd make on Every.

I've just kind of stalled at 45 followers

on it.

The condition of using all of the

overdraft— well, you just have to pay

more. For the interest. The interest

won't go up, but you just got to pay more,

more interest at the same interest

rate. Ethereum's at $2,711. I mean,

$2,711. It's ripping.

Yeah, I'm not selling this. It's going to

$5K. I'm going to double my money.

Holy shit, my day trading account's

getting wrecked from 130 to 115.

When are we gonna get a Earth time king?

My favorite part of the day.

So we've only got 4 days left in May.

How much more money can I expect?

I've got £15 in my PayPal.

I don't think I can withdraw the remaining

OnlyFans money before June.

Yeah, I should be able to stay out of

overdraft slight— just by a slight amount

until beginning of June when I gotta pay

rent. A lot of money is going to go out.

I've got £150 electric bill, £31

electricity. What else?

Electricity is big,

150. So I'm going to be back in overdraft

by like 200, and then another 900,

and then no more YouTube money until end

Going to be rough.

Yeah, did we finally beat the bot guy?

Has he given up? Oh my God.

I told you he would give up after like 2

I wonder how much money he wasted doing

it.

Bots are cheap.

1,000 for a couple bucks.

Well, he was doing like 40,000.

He must have spent— and he was doing it

every day for 2 weeks— he must have spent

at least a couple hundred. It's back over

2,700.

Yeah, I would love to go somewhere hot for

winter and not be here, but then it's kind

of stupid, isn't it? Paying all this money

for this place and then I'm not here,

and then I come back here and then it's

going to be like full of spiders and dead

flies, isn't it? It would be kind

of miserable though. Imagine going to

Thailand and coming back to cold England,

my cold dusty house. Why don't I just sell

all of it, move out, get rid of all this

stuff, go back to just going traveling

around Thailand and Vietnam and whatever.

One day, if I can make more money.

But having a home is nice.

Sell all your Barrick Gold. Um,

no.

Traveling Trader said gold's gonna hit

all-time new high again very

soon. Barrick Gold is right in the middle

of that channel since that's been going on

since 2022.

Try being homeless for 3 days. Homeless

challenge. How many days can I last?

How would I do it? I'd probably park

the car on the moors to sleep and then, I

don't know, go get food. I've got to go

charge the car.

Because you can't cook, you'd end up

spending a lot of money on food and And

then you gotta charge the car all the

time. I feel like it won't be very cheap.

What am I gonna eat every night without a

kitchen? It'll be

expensive.

It's struggling at 2700.

Yeah.

My stomach hurts like there's gas moving

around in it.

He should do an @SushiExposed video.

Maybe I will.

Traveling Trader wants to short YM.

What is that? Dow Jones.

He's gonna look for a short on the Dow

Jones, so he thinks indices are gonna

tank. When we gonna get a tanking?

Let's tanking.

I'm down £10 thanks to his stupid— oh,

he's going down, guys.

He's been saying that the whole month and

then it never goes down. When he says he's

going to go down, and then I get stuck in

a short.

Maybe I will sell.

It's not going to get much

higher within June, and I need the money

before July, to be honest.

I think if your time frame is just June,

then it's not really going to get much

better than this. Yeah,

maybe I will. So 0.19521795,

I will get £380. It's done.

God, it's crazy how quick it is.

I sold it.

I still got my £19 in SWEAT and

I've got £7 in Bitcoin still.

So now I've got £380 cash. I might just

send it to my bank account, or I could

leave it in my Revolut.

And get 4% interest.

Would that be daily?

That would be point— that'd be 4 pennies.

I'd get 4 pence a day on interest

on that. I sold my Ethereum.

If it goes up, then it's all your fault.

Blaming you.

The problem is I need the money before

July, so unless it's going to double in a

I really hope market is going to reverse

soon. I hate how

it just rips so hard all day like this.

It's so stupid.

I better adjust my stock money then.

So 4,377

minus 380,

3,997.

£3,997. Oh, I'm £1,000 away from paying

off the credit card.

What should I do with that money? Put it

in my bank account to buffer against

overdraft or use it to pay off the credit

card in a bit? Or probably use— it's

probably better to be used to reduce the

overdraft that's going to come next week.

Oh my God, the market's still ripping.

Fuck's sake, I'm down £38.

It's been doing this every day, rips all

day, and then when we get to nearing the

end of the market, it'll just kind of

tank. And then broader

sell-off overnight where the bots— I don't

know, I managed to defeat them, I guess.

He said NQ is gunning for equal highs.

Yeah, well, why didn't you know that in

the beginning of the day? It's too late

now. In the beginning of the day, you said

it's gunning for London low, which was

completely wrong. It's almost at the

equal highs.

I should just do the opposite of what he

says next time.

If I try trading futures, that's basically

what I'm doing, but they're not

technically not futures. It's US 100

Tech and US 500, but they— the charts look

exactly the same as ES and NQ.

It looks basically the same.

I can't do ES and NQ, it's not on

Trading212.

Well, he's got a 50% chance of being

right, so he might as well just pick one

and sound confident.

Oh, my stomach hurts, there's gas.

Yeah, well, if I use my Ethereum gains,

put it all into day trading,

then I'll be trading with £500.

That's the equivalent of £10,000.

I'll be doing £10,000 trades.

That means I could make like hundreds per

Right now I'm losing tens per trade.

I could be losing hundreds instead.

Yeah, I might not renew my membership for

June. Although it is funny sometimes when

he starts fighting with people on the

Discord. He banned someone today because

he posted in his alerts, I'm 40% down on

my Nasdaq puts. And then someone put the

laughing emoji.

Someone put the laughing emoji under it,

and then Chapman Trader raged at him

saying, you're a coward for laughing at

other people's trades without posting your

own. And then the guy was like, I pay your

bills, shut the fuck up. So funny.

And then they banned him. And then the guy

said, I'm paying $100 to get insulted.

What is this? And then Trav and Trey said,

I don't need your $100, bro, and then

banned him. It was so— I can't believe he

got triggered just because someone put a

laughing emoji on his 40% loss.

That's pretty funny. That's the best

bit about the trading Discord.

The drama.

He does get really mad.

Yeah, he got really triggered the other

time someone said, can't I just— can't you

just trade my account for me and I'll give

Well, he's been pretty wrong with his

bearish predictions,

hasn't he? He still thinks the market's

gonna go down again to fill some gap.

At 5600 on the SPY.

I don't know,

it's quite far away now, isn't it?

That'll be a 4% drop nearly.

What could happen to cause a 4% drop?

Even Trump's tweet about Apple only made

it drop about 2%. It would have to be

twice as bad as that.

Maybe this big bill thing is going to tank

the market. Maybe it doesn't get passed or

something. I don't know.

I think if it gets passed, we're going to

rip.

These people have got the ugliest charts.

Look at this guy's chart.

He's got a gray background with black and

white candles. God, why don't you just

leave it as the default black with red and

green? So ugly.

Why do they change the colors like this?

Look, this guy has a white background

with black and white candles. What, do

they feel more pro if they change the

color system? Or it's like

ink on paper like the old days.

What if I just change red to green and

green to red and then I'll feel like I'm

Well, if I put the Ethereum money into the

trading account and don't use it, I would

get 4%, 4.6% interest paid into it daily.

So plus the money that's already in there,

I get paid £22 a year. Wow,

and that's 6 pence a day.

Yeah, I like shorting because I like

the color red, because when it's red it

means I make money.

Or I use the ETH money to get myself a

Switch 2. That's an investment.

Why can't I— when I buy a stock, why can't

I write that down as a business expense?

I might make dinner now. I've got 20

chicken wings. To cook.

I've got Cajun seasoning. I might put some

in the air fryer, might deep fry some.

What else? Should I make a batter?

I'm a bit fed up making batter. It makes

such a mess. Maybe I just deep fry it

with no batter.

Batter is pretty nice though.

Yeah, I have a blanket on. It's only 14

degrees. It's been raining all day.

Freezing cold.

And then I've got about 14 sausages. They

should be fine, shouldn't they? I might

have to batch cook all the sausages all at

once before they go off.

Dun dun dun.

Cat's on the roof.

What the hell? What's it doing?

I don't like that cat. That cat's really

boring. He never comes over to me.

I think it's deaf, because sometimes I tap

at the window, it doesn't even look. It's

like it completely ignores you,

but the other 2 cats are really nice. One

of them came in my house and fell asleep,

and I gave it some beef burger.

I want it to get pregnant and then come

here and have its babies, and then I get

some kittens, and then I could sell the

kittens for like 200 each. Why don't I

become a cat breeder? Those made money.

You can sell them for like 200 per kitten.

Sunny bought her kitten for like 150.

But then how much money do you have to

spend buying food for all the kittens?

Because you'd end up— it would eat your

profits, wouldn't it, all the food? And

then you've got to get them injections.

Yeah, I've got a freezer in the mini

fridge, it's just really small, can't

really fit much.

Yeah, we'd have to calculate the cost of

food for a kitten for a couple

weeks because you want to sell them by the

time they're like a month old, wouldn't

Yeah, I don't know what the profit margin

would be after all the expenses.

You would need loads, like a cat farm.

But I mean, if a random pregnant cat just

came and gave birth and then I was stuck

with 10, yeah, I'd definitely want to sell

those.

I gotta ban this person. She's so fucking

annoying. First, every time I call a woman

a girl, she'll write, she's a woman, not a

girl. And now she's saying she's reported

my YouTube channel because of the Chihiro

video. Sounds like an ultra feminist.

And now she's saying, this isn't— this is

very nasty. No woman would want to date

anyone who made personal remarks public

like this. Stop harassing her. Yeah,

you're banned. You sound like a bitch.

Anyone admitting you're reporting my