marriage update - my sex life is over

Hey, so I wanted to make a quick video

talking about the cereal life of myself

and my wife. So if you were thinking if

you get married then you get to have

cereal whenever you want and it's just on

tap and you get it regularly on a daily

basis, then I'm sorry to break your

bubble, but that's not what reality is

like. Sure, at the beginning of the

relationship things are great, But the

problem is, the longer you spend with one

person in a relationship, the less and

less exciting and passionate things get

between the two of you. And what this

basically means is maybe at the beginning

of the relationship you're all over each

other like rabbits in heat, but then fast

forward one, one or two years later,

things start to die down a little bit and

the excitement and passion is not usually

what it once was. I think I first started

to notice that our sex life was on the

decline a few weeks ago when my wife got

another yeast infection. For some reason,

she keeps getting yeast infections. This

is about the 4th time this year that she's

gotten a yeast infection, and from

Googling and from what she said,

apparently women can just randomly get

yeast infections in the ladies' parts

without being infected from someone else

through the means of intercourse. When I

googled it, it said that when a woman's

hormonal system goes out of balance or the

immune system is weaker than it usually

is, they are more vulnerable to getting

yeast infections. And unfortunately, when

she has a yeast infection, it gets passed

on to me after we've had cereal.

So we were both suffering from yeast

infections in our private parts, and it's

just very itchy. We had to use this

special cream This is the special cream.

It's called Atoranto Cream 1%, and if

you're suffering from the same problems

that we are, then you can just screenshot

this or show it to your pharmacist in

Japan and get this cream because it's

really good. It doesn't sting, doesn't

burn, and there's no weird smell that

comes from it. So when you get a yeast

infection in your private parts,

basically what you have to do is you have

to stop all cereal activities. Because if

you don't stop, then you just keep passing

the infection backwards and forwards

between you and your partner, and it will

never get cured. It will never get

treated, and it will just keep growing and

multiplying, and then your bits might fall

off. What basically happens if you're a

guy and you get this infection, it just

becomes very, very itchy. And when you

peel back your thigh skin, then you'll see

a lot of white buildup. More buildup than

you should usually have. Even if you have

a shower in the evening, then you go to

bed, the next morning when you wake up,

you'll be shocked at how much white stuff

there is. So the important thing is, is to

keep your thigh skin clean properly when

you go for the shower— go, go for a shower

and make sure you dry properly. Dampness

isn't a good thing. And then afterwards,

you just apply the cream on the affected

area, and then you're good to go. Since we

were both using the cream and we were both

infected, we decided to stop all serial

activities for about a week until

everything cleared up. And that was a bit

hard at first because you know me, I have

a very active libido, and it's

kind of tricky for me to go an entire week

without doing it at least one time. After

about a week passed, I got used to not

doing it and everything was fine. And then

it cleared up and the infection went away,

and I thought, great, now we can start

having serials again. Again. But

unfortunately, my wife's period started

around that time, and we couldn't— we

couldn't do anything anyway. So obviously,

you could understand my frustration after

having to wait all that time for the

infection to clear up. So finally, her

period finished, and I thought, great,

now we can get back— back to getting busy

in the bedroom. But for some reason, I

just didn't really feel like doing it. I

didn't really feel in the mood. We just

get into bed, you know, we check our

phones, we hug a little bit, maybe a

little peck on the cheek, quick kiss, and

then we go to bed, go to sleep without

doing anything. And that's basically what

every night is like, like right now. Now

this is kind of strange for me because

even though we don't really have serials

that often these days, I'm still a very

sexual person and I often watch adult

videos on the internet and I still do my

self-cereal. So it's not as if I've

completely lost interest. It's not as if

my libido has completely died. Trust me,

I, I can still get it going when, when I

want to. Even when I don't want it going,

it gets going on its own accord.

So what I'm trying to say is I don't

really have this desperate urge to

bamboozle my wife every single night

anymore. And it's kind of weird because

when I was younger, I fantasized about

being able to bamboozle a Japanese woman

every night, and now that I can,

I don't really feel the need to. You know,

this is another case of that famous

phrase, you usually get what you want when

you no longer really want it, and I feel

like that's so true. I'm not saying that I

don't find her attractive anymore. I'm not

saying that I can't get it up. I can. If

we haven't done it for a while and it's

kind of fresh again. I'm just saying that

now that I'm a little bit older, a little

bit more mature,

I don't need to be doing it every single

day and I feel fine. I don't know if she

would feel upset about this. I still have

the same feelings for her that I had

before. It's just that I don't feel— how

do I explain this? I just don't feel like

it's necessary to be going at it every

single night like we used to at the

beginning of the relationship. And I kind

of feel a bit sad about this. It's like an

end of an era, you know, that passionate

start of the relationship, that phase of

the relationship is over, well and truly

over. I'm just wondering if there's any

other married couples who have been

married and been together for a few years

And they understand what I'm talking

about. Is there anything I can do to spice

things up? Maybe rekindle the flame? I

don't know. Maybe this is just what it's

gonna be like from now on, and I'm not

sure if I'm okay with that. I'm just a bit

worried because one of the reasons why she

divorced her ex-husband was because he

couldn't get it to stand.

We have salt, vinegar,

oil, flour,

Sugar, icing,

icing for decorating, and chocolate chips.

But I can't find the baking powder.

Okay, to make the cookies, I, I think

first of all we roll up

our sleeves so they don't get dirty.

Put the egg in.

Hopefully it will turn into a cookie.

Look at this,

guys. Do I need water or milk? Let me

I think I'm supposed to put all of them

I thought it would stick together. And

then I could roll it up.

I said add milk, but then it would be too

wet.

Make a little hole so it doesn't spill.

Like that.

Make it into smaller cookies now, not one

massive cookie.

That's one.

That's two.

In there. That looks

Start baking. See how

long this takes.

Oh shit, there's smoke coming out of it.

There, can you see it coming out the top?

Look,

it's definitely burning.

The paper is burning! What kind of baking

paper is this if it starts to burn when it

gets hot? Look, it's going brown.

What the hell? The cookie's not even

cooked. It's getting a bit hard.

It's supposed to cook for 9 to 10 minutes.

Oh look, it's burning at the bottom.

Do I need to turn them over like a beef

burger? I'm scared. There was definitely

smoke coming out. Let's turn it back on.

Oh, they're going very brown.

When it comes to crisps, Japan is very

boring.

Oh, my wife will be so happy when she

comes home. Her loving husband cooked

her a special treat.

Looks okay. Let's give it a try.

I'm not gonna lie,

it's pretty bad.

What went wrong?

The middle of the cookie is all spongy and

soft, and the outside is kind of hard,

and it tastes like Flour.

It tastes more like a scone than a cookie.

You should have added milk. Well, I have

some here,

and they're not very sweet. I should have

put more sugar.

At least the chocolate chips taste good.

The milk's very good.

Came out of a cow's nipple. Isn't that