Another BORING Day In BORING Germany

I'm bored.

Boring. Didn't have a shower today because

stupid internet.

Wi-Fi doesn't

even work.

Testing. Okay,

uh, the Wi-Fi is It's good,

but the, the signal isn't very strong.

I think it's because my room is quite far

from, from the entrance.

Maybe I should have used my phone data. I

thought I'd save all my data and use the

hotel Wi-Fi. We'll see how it

goes. What am I

doing in Germany? That is top secret.

Well, why does it zoom in?

I told you I'm not talking about girls

anymore, so you can stop complaining.

Some people complaining in the comments

saying, oh, Daniel's video is boring now,

he doesn't talk about girls and there's no

drama. If that's the only reason you're

watching, then you're sad, really.

Go watch EastEnders or Big Brother.

Thanks for doing another livestream,

feels like it's been a while. Yeah, it's

been over 2 weeks since I last did a

livestream. I just

haven't really felt like it, and now I've

got OnlyFans, I don't really need to do

livestreams anymore. I made one video for

OnlyFans And I sold it on OnlyFans for $25

each, and about 20 people bought it.

That's a lot of money just

for like a 5-minute video of me stripping.

So it's either strip for like 5 minutes or

do an 8-hour livestream. I'd rather

just do OnlyFans. It's much easier.

I just feel like I don't have the same

motivation to stream as much as I used to.

And then I just get frustrated when I

stream. I just start becoming really

negative and I start moaning about

everything. Just put me in a bad mood. So

it put me in a bad mood. I didn't enjoy

it, and I barely made any money from doing

it. So I felt like, what's the point of

streaming anymore? I can't really think of

a positive of streaming. It's not

like I get hundreds of dollars in Super

Chats anymore, is it? Like the good old

days. Remember the good old days, 2 years

ago? Every stream I did, I'd get

guaranteed $400 at least. Oh, those were

great days.

It's okay. I feel like it's better than

last year. Last year I just felt so

depressed about girls and being lonely.

I'm just walking around by myself,

sitting in parks, enjoying nature.

Watching the people go by.

This is another reason why I hate

streaming— stupid connection. Why is it so

difficult just to do a stream? It's not

like it's advanced technology, it's just a

video streaming onto the internet. Why is

it so difficult? To do without having

problems.

What do I do all day?

Well, I go walking, and then I sit in the

park, and then I buy food, and then I come

back around 6 or 7, watch YouTube, play

games, chat to people,

plan my next moves, look at Airbnbs. Look

for things to do.

What else is there to do in life? That's

What would I do when the money runs out?

The money's not gonna run out. I'm still

making good money.

I need to get ready. I need to pack my

stuff. I want to get rid of some stuff

because I feel like my bag is too heavy.

I don't know why I bought— I brought my My

button shirt and that robe thing I used in

the I Have to Get a Job video, and the

kimono thing I used in the spiritual

video. I thought I'd use it again in some

kind of video in an Airbnb, but I didn't.

I think I'm just going to leave them here.

I don't see myself ever using them again.

I'm not going to wear the Japanese robe.

I don't think I'm ever going to do a

spiritual video again. Don't see why I'd

need a buttoned white shirt either.

Should have left them at home.

Yeah, I haven't really been doing much,

to be honest. There's not going to be

any drama now I don't have a wife anymore.

There's no wife, so who am I going to have

drama with?

Obviously all the drama was coming from

the marriage. Now I'm not married anymore,

it's not going to be anymore, is there?

So yeah, I don't really have any drama for

You said you broke up with your wife

before and it wasn't true.

No, it was always true. Don't know what

you're talking about.

People keep asking why am I in Germany.

Well, I have to be, or stuck at

home with my mum nagging me every day,

driving me crazy. And between

London and Germany, I thought London— I

mean, I thought Germany sounded better,

and I think it is. I think Berlin's much

nicer than London is.

Berlin's way nicer than London,

and it's not as expensive as London, I

think.

Yeah, just been relaxing really. Not

really done much. Go walking,

then I come home, eat food,

do some exercise.

I want to get— when I go to the next

Airbnb, I want to buy some dumbbells. I'm

not sure where I can buy them. I thought I

could go to the gym or I could just buy

some dumbbells. I'm pretty sure dumbbells

would be cheaper,

and then I can do it anytime I want to at

the Airbnb instead of having to go to a

gym. All I

can do now is push-ups. I really want to

do some bicep stuff. At the

last Airbnb, they had a pull-up bar on the

doorway, so that was good. But I

don't usually do pull-ups, so I pulled all

my muscles around my armpit area doing

pull-ups. Now it's really painful. I did

pull-ups on the first day and I waited 4

days for them to heal, and then I did more

pull-ups and now they're aching again.

I think I have enough food for today.

Don't need to go outside.

Let me see. So I've got half a bag

of mixed nuts.

That's about 200

calories, maybe. And then I've got this

wrap thing.

It's about 400 calories, so 600.

And then I've got 2 sticks of chocolate.

The whole bar was 500 calories, so that's

about a third. It's about 200 maybe. Then

I've got 3 bananas. I've got 4 bananas.

Is it okay to eat 4 bananas in a day?

Maybe I'll save one for tomorrow. And then

I've got this apple. For some reason,

apples in Germany are really waxy. I

washed it under the sink in the tap loads

of times, it's still waxy. I don't know

why.

It's all

oily. I don't

know why it's waxy.

And then I've got this protein brownie,

my last one from England. That has about

260 calories, so I think I've got enough

for today.

But tomorrow's Sunday. Annoying thing

about Germany is on Sunday most of the

shops are closed, so where am I going to

get food? I have a very

long train journey tomorrow going

across Germany from Berlin

to secret location,

so hopefully that goes well. I guess I

just go to the train station and then— I'm

not sure which train I have to get on.

Haven't been able to have any coffee

because they don't have a kettle here.

Not a very good hotel, is it?

Why don't they give you a kettle? They

only cost about £5 for a cheap kettle and

they could have put one in every room. I

thought about buying my own one, but then

I don't really want to be carrying a

kettle around with me.

Most places have kettles.

I'm only here for 2 days, so I didn't feel

like it's worth buying a kettle.

I could use hot

water from the shower. I don't know if

it's hot enough.

I thought you liked Germany. Yeah, it's

okay. I don't hate it. I can't

really think of anything I hate about it,

really, apart from Sundays when

all the shops close. That's kind of

annoying. Everyone speaks English, which

is great. Every time I went shopping,

didn't really have any problems with

language. Just said,

can I pay by card? Then I said, thank you.

That's all you need to say. Don't need to

learn German to live in Germany at all.

It's easy.

Some supermarkets have self-checkout. You

don't even have to talk to anyone.

I think Europe's quite good. For some

reason, during my whole— all of my 20s,

I always kind of looked down on Europe and

I was just obsessed with Asia. And Japan.

I thought, wow, Asia is the best. It's so

modern and they've got skyscrapers and

they've got cute girls. And I just looked

at Europe and thought, why would I want to

go there? But now I feel like I'm

different. Now I feel like Asia is all

humid and hot. It's got disgusting

insects. People have bad manners and spit

everywhere. Europe, people have good

manners. I don't remember seeing anyone

spitting in Germany.

There's really nice parks everywhere,

nature everywhere. The cities

look nice and historical.

I feel like I'm appreciating the history

more. Yeah, I feel like Europe is I'm

starting to like Europe more.

It just looks nicer. Asia just looks like

a mess. It's— it either looks like a slum

or it looks like a cold, heartless city

full of concrete and steel where robots

live, and then everyone spits on the

ground. Here it's like you got Roman

architecture and historical buildings and

Parks everywhere. It just looks nice. You

go outside and it's nice. People look like

they're happy and they're cheerful. They

don't look like they're working 12 hours a

day and they want to jump in front of a

train like in Japan.

Quite like it actually.

People just eating outside of cafes,

relaxing. Having a coffee.

I feel like it's less. I feel like people

are less stressed out here.

I hated it so much in Korea when you

couldn't even walk for five minutes

without hearing someone spit. It was just

Every 5 minutes. Why do they do that?

Just swallow it. If I'm sick

and I'm phlegmy, I don't spit it out, I

just swallow it.

I don't know about other European

countries, maybe it's different, but so

far in Germany, I think it's pretty good

I've got this weird blue drink as well.

I think it says grape apple coconut

water, blue something,

and vitamin E. See, I can read German.

Tastes kind of weird though.

I don't like it.

I want to get rid of some underwear. I

have too many.

Or maybe I have too many socks.

4, 5.

For some reason, my bag always feels heavy

even though I don't have much. Not sure

Who's running around?

Oh, I got a really nice Airbnb for the

next place I'm going to. It's got a sofa,

it's got a bathtub, it's got a massive

kitchen. I still don't know which is

better, cheap hotel or kind of expensive

Airbnb, because If

I have an Airbnb with a kitchen, I can

save money by doing cooking, and I can

make more money by making cooking videos.

But in a hotel, I can't do cooking, so I

have to keep buying instant food, which is

more expensive. And then I can't make

cooking videos because there's no cooking.

And then I feel kind of depressed because

you're just stuck in one room all day

long. I like it when you wake up you get

out of bed and you get out of the bedroom

and then you move into the living room. I

don't like spending all day in the

bedroom. I feel like the bedroom is for

sleeping and then the living room's for

relaxing. That's why you have a sofa. But

when you're in a hotel, you wake up on the

bed and then just sit on the bed all day,

and then there's nowhere to go to. I can't

pace around. I feel like it's not worth

the money you save, and they don't give

you a kettle. And then they keep knocking

on my door in the morning trying to come

in to do cleaning. Even though I lock the

door, they unlock it, they try and come

in. So I was pretending to be asleep.

There's no sign that says don't disturb.

I want a sofa really to sit down on.

I don't want to sit on a bed,

so I feel like the extra cost of an Airbnb

makes up for it.

Well, this place isn't exactly that much

cheaper. It's still £35 a night. The

Airbnb I was in before was about £50 or

£60 a night.

You've got

these idiots outside, keep shouting. Why

can't they speak quietly?

On the first night, there was someone in

the next room and I could hear him

snoring. It was so annoying, but

thankfully he left. Last night was

completely silent, which was great.

Buy a cup of coffee? No way, so expensive.

It's like €5.

Then I could just buy this jar of instant

coffee for €10 and I can make 100 cups.

See, the problem when you're in a hotel is

you don't have the facilities to make your

own stuff. You have to go out and buy it

and buy more food, so you end up

saving more. You can buy more food for

less money.

I don't know, I'm just trying to weigh the

pros and cons of Airbnbs versus

a hotel. I think I am leaning towards

Airbnb. It's just

kind of strange living in someone else's

home because they have all their stuff

there and then they might live nearby.

For example, the last one Um,

he wanted to pop by to pick something up,

so I had to quickly get dressed and then

leave and then pretend I was out walking,

chatting to me. I didn't really want to

chat. Oh, there's tissue here.

Oh, I missed the toilet.

But then the hotel is also kind of

annoying with room service, cleaning,

keep bothering you. I just don't want to

be bothered. Is it so much to ask for?

I think I actually have one of Chihiro's

socks. In my bag.

I had one of those really small ankle

socks. I found it, I felt a bit nostalgic.

I think when I left Japan, when I left her

place, I just randomly grabbed a load of

socks, stuffed into my bag. Let me see if

I can find it.

Oh, this one's wet.

Oh, found it.

Look, I think this is Chihiro's sock

because I don't wear these little ankle

socks. My socks are all long socks.

It doesn't really smell like anything. Do

you think I should keep it?

I feel like it's strange if I keep it,

but then I feel like it's sad if I put it

in the bin. Maybe I'll send it back to

her. Maybe it's Mida's sock.

Wearing socks?

I forgot now. I don't think she wore

I feel like I have too many socks.

If it was Mila's sock, it would be bigger.

Yeah, probably, because Mila has same—

weird if she— I don't think she has same

size feet as mine. No, she can't.

It'd be kind of strange if she did,

wouldn't it? I feel like my feet are kind

I forgot your

friend Chris Broad is streaming on the

other tab. Chris Broad's a knob. You know

what he did? He banned me from commenting.

I'm pretty sure he banned me because I

tried leaving some comments on his videos.

Every time I refreshed to see if my

comment got any replies or likes. Every

time the comment was gone. I'm pretty sure

he's put hiding in my room as one of the

banned words or something. What a

dickhead. Because I was bored one night

and I was leaving comments on a bunch of

big YouTubers' videos to see if anyone

recognized me. I actually got quite a good

outcome. So first I went on to

LeafyIsHere. I left some comments A lot of

people recognized me, and my comment got

500 likes, which was nice. And then I left

one on Cavos, his video. Some people

recognized me. It's kind of annoying when

they go, oh look, it's Asian Onision.

Fucking hate that people know me as Asian

Onision. Stupid Elvis the Alien.

Could have called me Asian anything. He

had to call me the Asian Onision.

And then I tried leaving some on Abroad in

Japan's videos. None of the comments

stayed. They— every time I refreshed,

they were gone afterwards. What a

dickhead.

How am I anything like Onision? Because I

made a couple videos about marriage drama,

and that's the only comparison. I never

talked about any of this stuff Onision

talked about, like vegetarianism or

religion, or I don't know, he talked about

a lot of stuff, didn't he?

I don't think there's one thing Onision

has not talked about, so obviously there's

going to be a few things that I might have

coincidentally also talked about.

The only drama I had was because of my

marriage. Not like— it's not like

it's uncommon for people to have marriage

drama. I just made money out of it because

it was easy money. Don't blame me, it was

the people who kept watching it that made

me keep doing it. I would get 60,000

views, I'd make hundreds of dollars each

video every time I made a drama video, so

Obviously I'm going to be incentivized to

make more, am I? Aren't I? If you

want normal content, then you should watch

my non-drama stuff. But no, all people

want is drama, drama, and then they

complain when I make drama. Pisses me off.

Well, Daniel, you're bad because you make

drama, and then also we're only going to

watch your videos if it's drama. Jesus.

If you don't want— don't like drama so

much, then don't watch it and don't

encourage it. People just click it more

and more, which encourages more of it to

be made. It's just so dumb.

Now I'm not doing drama, people are

complaining because there's no drama.

Fucking hell, can't win, can I?

Really pisses me off.

And then they call me the Asian Onision.

Thank you very much. Can't even go into

other people's— other YouTubers' comment

section, just leave a comment without

getting a bunch of videos going, oh look,

it's the Asian Onision.

Because I did one thing that Onision also

does out of 100 things, I'm apparently

just like him. Idiots.

Stupid internet morons. This is why I

don't like doing streams anymore. I just

get into these rants. I can't stop.

That's what got me into trouble with

girls, but I think I'm fine with girls

now. I feel like I can control myself to

not rant about girls.

Anyway, I'm not doing drama anymore

because number one, I'm not married

anymore. Number two, there are no girls.

And if there was a girl that I really

liked, I'm not gonna let the same thing

that happened before happen again because

now I've Now I've experienced the pain of,

of what could happen from

drama. I guess I didn't really care when I

was married because I didn't really care

if we got divorced or not. I guess the

last time I did care, that's why it hurt

so much.

I lost my reason. I got kicked out. We

broke up. This is because I didn't.

So I was always like,

oh, who cares if something bad happens?

Well, I'm not going to do relationship

drama anymore because I'm only going to

get into another relationship if I really

have feelings for the girl and I really

like her. And if I did, then I wouldn't

want to jeopardize a relationship just so

I could make $50 on YouTube.

So I don't think I will do relationship

drama anymore. I think I will be able to

stick to my words, and I have stuck to my

words since I made that I need to change

my ways video. And I said I was going to

stop doing certain things. So far I've

stuck to everything I said I would stick

so I think I deserve a pat on the back.

Why am I in Germany? You are

doing nothing. What do you mean I'm doing

nothing? I'm living, living my life.

If not Germany, then where should I be? I

have to be somewhere. Exist in this

physical world, I have to exist somewhere,

don't I? Why not

Germany? Should be the question.

Why not? Germany's a nice country.

Why do I have to stay in England when I

can come to Germany? What's the difference

between England and Germany?

Oh, thank you, Cartoon Scientist. Hello to

you too.

England is way more expensive than

Germany, and Germany has, has handled the

virus problem 100 times better than

England has. England has like 60,000

deaths, and then Germany has like 9,000.

England is— hasn't

even started reopening yet. It's still

like semi-lockdown mode. Here in Germany,

everything's back to normal. People

outside having fun, going shopping. Yeah,

you have to wear masks in the shops, but

it's not like the whole country is shut

I think Berlin's better than London. I've

been to London a few times and I've never

really been impressed very much.

I think Berlin's much nicer.

Plus there's also electric scooters here.

And I think it's nice because I don't

understand what people are saying.

I walk around in England, I can understand

everything. Here I don't understand what

they're saying, so it's just like

background noise and what they say doesn't

affect me.

I think that's one of the nice things

about being in a foreign country. When you

don't understand the language, you're not

really bothered by what they say because

you don't understand what they say. And

everyone sounds kind of cool because

they're speaking in a foreign language.

I can't tell the difference between

low-class German and posh German, chavvy

German. It all sounds the same to me.

Well, I have to leave in the end

of July anyway. I have to go to the

dentist unless they cancel

my appointment again, which they might do.

They kept canceling. It was supposed to be

in March, then they said how about June,

then they said how about July. Now I've

got 2 appointments, one in the end of July

and then another one in September.

I guess I'll go back home, save up money

again. I spent quite a lot of money this

month in Germany. I spent €250 on a plane

ticket. Then $600 on the first Airbnb,

then $580 on the second Airbnb,

$170 in that tiny

triangle house, and then $100 in this

hotel. And then I just spent another $900

on the last Airbnb, which I'm going to

tomorrow. Oh, I think I've spent nearly

$3,000 now in a month.

But it's okay, I can make all that back

just by spending a month back home in

England where I don't have to pay

anything. Make it all back easy peasy,

easy come easy go, just like your mama.

After I go back home, I'm not really sure

what I'll do. I have to stay until at

least September to get my second dentist

appointment finished, and then after I

finish my dentist stuff, I think I'm free.

I might go to the optician as well. I

would like to get my eyes checked.

So after I get my eyes checked, my teeth

checked, I should be free as

a bird.

I've got so many plans coming up soon.

I can't tell you any of them.

Oh well. It's kind of strange

for me because I've always told everyone

everything. Like, I've always overshared

everything I'm doing and all my plans,

but this time I really have to keep it a

secret. And I thought that would be

difficult. But it's really not because I

want it to happen so badly. I'm looking

forward to it so much that I

don't care if I'm not allowed to talk

about it. I'm not going to do anything

that's going to jeopardize it.

Oh, it's going to be so good. Activities

to do as well. That I will not be sharing.

I guess I'm learning to have a private

life, which has always been strange to me

because I never really had a private life

because I shared everything on YouTube.

Why did you spend $1,000 to do something

you could have done exactly the same at

home? Because I

can't tell you, it's top secret. Maybe in

20 years' time I'll tell you when I'm 50.

I'll make a video revealing,

revealing when talking about the time when

I was 31 in Germany This and that

happened. Stay tuned,

in 20 years' time all will be revealed.

Yeah, I feel like I've realized that some

things are worth keeping private. It's

more important to keep it private, to

protect it, you know. There's a lot of

weirdos on the internet who have this

obsession with trying to ruin my life,

and if I share every single secret and

detail, they'll just use it against me.

So I'm sorry that a few people— but

there's a lot of sick people on the

internet. And they ruin it for everyone,

don't they?

Is Berlin cheaper than London? I'm not

sure. I feel like shopping,

grocery shopping, is really cheap here.

I go around the supermarket and I fill up

my, my basket I've got loads of food, and

then the total bill was only about €15,

and I've bought loads of stuff. In Korea,

I always felt like everything was really

expensive.

I don't know why people are so obsessed

with knowing about my love life anyway.

It's either gonna be, oh, I met a girl,

we had sex, and then it went well, or it

didn't go well. Is it really that

interesting? So I thought it

was fun telling everyone, oh yeah, I had

sex, it was this and that, and she was

like that. I thought it was fun and

interesting the first few times, then it

started to get old. Is it really that

interesting listening to me talk about who

I had sex with?

It's like last year, the Germany trip got

so many views just because some German

girl Rejected me in a hotel. I did that

livestream, remember? The the day,

the night that she walked out on me, and I

had like 1,200 viewers on the livestream,

and people were loving it. They were like,

"Wow, this is A-grade entertainment."

Really, it was just a girl who came to my

hotel and then she left. Is it really that

Oh, thank you, Andrew. It's fun for the

same people watching car crash videos.

Yeah, I guess so, but I've— I don't really

want to be the person in the car crash

anymore. I want to have a nice peaceful

life.

And I want to meet a nice girl who I have

genuine feelings for, and I don't want to

mess it up because of stupid YouTube drama

and trying to get views and clicks.

So find some other car crash if you're not

happy with that.

I don't really mind taking a loss.

It's not even a loss really because the ad

rates on those videos about girls was

shit. For example, the French girl that I

met in Korea, yeah, it got decent views,

35k. Guess how much money it made?

$50. And then the dates

with Mila in London, that video got about

35k views, that only made $50 as well.

Rubbish. And then my video just walking

around in an Airbnb made $100 and it got

half the views. So yeah,

the views have gone down a lot, but the

money is pretty much the same.

I don't know why, but when you put stuff

like, I met a girl in the— anything

with a girl just makes ad rate get cut in

half. I don't know why. They think it's

going to be something sexual, maybe.

Oh, thank you, Peasy. You're concerned on

privacy but have dick pics all over

OnlyFans.

It's not really the kind— the same kind of

privacy though. I'm talking about private

details about relationships and people's

lives. That I'm involved with. I don't

really care about people seeing my dick.

It's just a bit of skin and flesh.

Be grateful for the $50. You literally

didn't do anything. Oh really? I just

spent 4 years building a YouTube channel,

and then I just flew all the way to Korea

and then met this girl who I only met

thanks to the YouTube channel, and then I

took her out for dinner and paid for

everything. So yeah, I feel like I did do

something to deserve that $50. Didn't just

land on me from the heavens.

As if building a YouTube channel is so

easy. Why don't you all do it then?

Because I don't want to be a YouTuber.

Lame excuse. Bet you would all love it if

you could. If someone said to you, hey,

I'll give you 100K subs if you make

videos, you'd be like, sure. I'm not

saying you have to make videos like mine.

It could be about anything. People always

just pretend that, oh, I'm not interested

in being a YouTuber. Bet they wouldn't say

no if it was handed to them on a plate

though. People don't understand it takes a

lot of time and work to build a channel.

And a bit of luck, I guess.

So yeah, I do feel like I've earned it and

I worked for it.

It's not easy making interesting stuff for

people. People are so— people just

complain all the time.

You make weird stuff and then people

complain because you're weird. You make

normal stuff, then people complain because

it's boring. Make drama and people

complain because you're ruining people's

lives. Oh my God.

It's my stripy sock.

If you could relive 2018 again, would you?

If I could redo 2018, I'd definitely put

more mid-roll ads on all my videos. I

probably lost so much money because for

some reason I was against the idea of

putting too many ads on the videos. Now

we've done way more streams I should have

milked it way more than I did.

I feel like I didn't milk it enough. I

should have made merch as well. Why did I

make merch this year instead of 2 years

ago during my peak?

But 2018 was pretty fun. I do feel like

I'm a completely different person though.

I feel like I changed a lot since 2018.

I was just completely out of control in

2018. I would just say the dumbest,

craziest things, the stupidest things. I

was just Without even thinking if

it would hurt the feelings of the people

I'm talking about.

I feel like I'm a lot more controlled now

compared to back then.

But it's kind of nice, I guess. Having a

bit of privacy didn't hurt anyone.

Why are we looking at your underwear? I

don't know what to do.

What do you want to look at? I'm scared if

I move from this spot I'll lose Wi-Fi

connection again. I think I should stay

Also, I kind of figured out that it's kind

of better if I talk less, because when I

do talk, I'm usually just complaining and

ranting about stuff, and then I just end

up losing subscribers. The less I talk,

the less viewers I lose. Because I piss

people off less.

If I'm not complaining, I don't really

know what to talk about.

I mean, there's lots of good things

happening, but I can't talk about it

because it's private. There's amazing

things that are happening recently. Oh,

there's one thing I could talk about. I

got a sponsorship offer from a watch

company, and they sent me a free watch,

and it's like a $250 watch,

and it's at home. And I have to make a

video showing it and talking about it.

And then they said after I make the video,

they're going to pay me £250 and they're

going to give me a special code, discount

code. So if you guys buy one using my

code, I get 10%. So I get 10%, I get £250,

and I get a free watch. So I'm

quite happy about that.

And then I think I'll give the watch to

someone. I ordered a women's watch since

I don't want— I don't wear watches myself

because my wrists are so tiny. I can't

wear a watch. Maybe I'll

give it to my mum or my sister.

So that's nice of them. I haven't had a

sponsorship in ages, but I have to make a

video. I guess I'll just wear it, or maybe

my sister can wear it, and then I can say,

look at this watch, it's so pretty, you

can buy it from blah blah blah dot com.

I don't understand why people still buy

watches though when we all have a watch on

our phone. Everyone has a phone,

so everyone already has a watch. Why would

you buy a piece of metal to strap around

your wrist so you can tell the time when

you can already tell the time just using

your phone? Doesn't make sense to me. I

think it's like a fashion thing, isn't it?

It's more of a fashion thing.

I hate having accessories on me like

bracelets, rings, watches. I don't

want stuff attached to my arm.

No thanks.

But I guess it's a nice looking watch. I

have to wait until I get home, then I can

review it. Hopefully they'll be happy

giving my £250.

£250, and they just want me to make a

2-minute video about the watch.

£250,

that's like

$300, isn't it? Do you know how many views

I have to get to make $300 from a video?

I'd have to get, um,

I'd have to get 70,000 views at least to

make $300.

I doubt anyone in your audience would buy

it. I don't care, they're gonna pay me

just for the 2-minute video. The 10% bonus

thing is just like a bonus.

The £250 alone makes it worth doing just

for 2 minutes where I just shill this

watch. Today's video is sponsored

by blah blah blah watches.

They're nice watches and you get 10%— no,

I think it's 15% off.

And then I get 10% commission, which is

nice. Be nice if more people use

my Airbnb referral link, but I

guess people don't want to help me.

So if you clicked on my Airbnb link and

you signed up and then you booked an

Airbnb, then I would get £25 and then you

get I don't know, 10% off.

Stop badmouthing the products if you want

to get the cash. Yeah, I just told

everyone that having a watch is stupid

because we have smartphones, and then I'm

trying to sell watches as well.

It's funny, I'm not a very good salesman.

Who does your laundry? I did it at the

last Airbnb, put everything in the washing

machine. What are

my plans today? Today I'm just gonna stay

in the hotel room. It is nearly 4 o'clock.

We've got 6, 8 hours until

midnight, so I'll probably stream until my

battery dies. I've got 67% left,

might be able to stream for another 2

hours, and then I'm gonna pack.

I've still got to plan my next

destination. Then I'll eat my food.

I have to eat all of this food because I

don't want to carry it with me. I've got a

wrap, I think it's salmon.

Got some mixed nuts, got my protein

brownie, got an apple, got 4 bananas and

some chocolate. I think that should be

Come to the park. I already spent all day

yesterday sitting at the park. I found a

really nice place at the park. It's so

quiet and clean and there's no people,

and it just felt like being in a forest.

Have I seen The Trader for Supreme

Gentlemen? No, I have not,

but thank you very much.

Oh, I was watching Ice Poseidon's

livestream last night at 2 AM and I'm

not sure if I was dreaming this or not,

but did he have 17,000 viewers?

How did he have 17,000 viewers? Because

his channel kind of died. He was only

getting about 2,000, 3,000 viewers. He

used to get about 20K about 2 years ago,

and then his channel kind of dropped off.

And I was watching his stream last night,

he was buying pizza All of a sudden he was

getting loads of viewers. It went 5K, 6K,

7K, 10K. It went up to 17K and

people were saying he was using bots or

something. I didn't know you could do

I can't imagine him having those viewers

unless someone was giving him a shout out

or something.

Oh, thank you. Go to Reeperbahn

in Hamburg. No, I'm not interested in

girls anymore. I'm finished with

the whole dating Tinder. I actually

deleted Tinder. Maybe you think I'm lying,

but I, I actually deleted Tinder and

dating apps off my phone because I can't

be bothered anymore.

I'm just— I'm not in the mood for meeting

people right now. And there's only one

person in my mind. I think you know who.

I don't know, I just don't feel like

meeting other girls right now. It doesn't

interest me.

I don't feel like meeting guys either, so

I'm just gonna stay by myself, I think. I

think it's been going pretty well compared

to last year when I was just moaning the

whole time about being lonely and girls

not wanting to meet me. I think it's nicer

when you stop caring.

I kind of realized that it didn't really

make me happier, and sometimes if it

wasn't the right person, then it just made

me more unhappy.

I don't know, maybe I gave up on

the dream.

Am I going to Japan this year? I don't

think so. I don't

know what to do with my life, to be

honest. I don't have any plans apart

from what I'm gonna do tomorrow.

Who is the person? How do people not

know who the person is?

I don't know, I feel like a lot of things

are shifting in my brain.

I'm trying to get rid of my old ways of

thinking because it obviously wasn't

working, was it, what I was doing before?

For the last 12 years. It's not like that

works, did it?

So just been doing a lot of thinking about

Appreciating nature more is

something that's new to me.

Nature is nice. Trees and grass.

And exercising is nice as well. I do feel

like my, my chest muscles and my shoulder

muscles have gotten a bit bigger. Maybe

you won't notice, but I

feel like it is a bit bigger than it used

but I need to get back into weightlifting.

It's just difficult because no one has

dumbbells. I want— all I want is a

nice pair of dumbbells that weigh at least

10 kg.

Yesterday I did lifting by putting all of

this stuff in my bag, and then I just

lifted my bag up and down. It kind of

works. Yeah, my legs are still skinny

because I don't do any leg exercises.

What exercise can I do for my legs? I

don't think squats do it. No, when you do

a squat, it doesn't use this muscle. It's

just I have very small calf muscles.

I mainly want to focus on my arms and my

chest area. I don't really care that much

about legs. I think if I just make my arms

look a bit bigger around my shoulders,

then it'll be nice.

But the hardest thing is eating. I just—

I don't like eating. For some reason,

everything just tastes bad.

I'm finding it difficult to find good

food,

and when you don't have a kitchen, it

makes it even more difficult. Don't even

have a microwave, so I can't get microwave

meals. All I can get are these horrible

sandwiches and pasta.

It just makes me feel sick. All the food

just tastes terrible. I have to force it

You'll look strange with big arms and

skinny legs. I think it'll be okay because

I'll wear 2 pairs of trousers. You won't

be able to tell anyway,

and it's not like my arms are gonna get

huge.

I just want them to get a tiny bit bigger,

and maybe some chest muscle would be good.

It's not like I want to get ripped

like a bodybuilder. I don't

think I even could, even if I wanted to.

When you take off your clothes for cereal,

turn off if your legs are matchsticks.

Yeah, I guess so, but what can I do?

How do you wash your stuff abroad? Do you

go to a laundry shop? I use the laundry

machines in Airbnbs.

This hotel room looks depressing. Yes,

it is. It's very depressing.

I just hope today passes quickly.

Tomorrow is going to be fun. I've got a

4-hour train journey to

my new Airbnb. The new

Airbnb is so good. It's got a massive

kitchen, it's got a huge sofa, it's got a

bathtub, it's got— it's even got like a

patio with a barbecue. And I

don't have to meet the owner because he

put the key in a safe box where I have to

enter a code. So I just go there,

check myself in.

That's going to be my last Airbnb. Before

I go home, I think.

And then I'll get some dumbbells and do

cooking, go for walks.

It'll be nice.

Oh, do you know what else I did recently?

Ah, this is kind of embarrassing, but I,

I paid for Belle Delphine's OnlyFans.

I don't know why I did it. I guess I was

horny and I was just curious, but it's

such a rip-off. Do not buy Belle

Delphine's OnlyFans. She's got nothing

good on it. It's just more pictures of

what she usually does. There's no nudes.

And the only nudes that are on it are

censored. She puts like a little emoji

over the nudes area.

I felt so conned when I paid for it. It's

like, yes, I'm gonna see Belle Delphine

get fucked now or something. All it has is

like pictures of her normal stuff. It's

just more of the same.

And I felt so dumb because I do OnlyFans

and I do the same because I don't have all

my good stuff on my OnlyFans. I sell

my really good stuff for extra on

OnlyFans. So you subscribe for $10 a month

and you'll get— I'll put up pictures and

nudes, but then I also have like my good

stuff, but I sell those for $25 each.

So I should have known that you're not

going to get the good stuff just from

subscribing,

but it's $35 for her subscription and

she must have thousands of people sub to

her. She must be making so much money off

Yeah, that was a waste of money.

Curiosity killed the cat.

I guess there were a few good photos, but

nothing juicy.

Why doesn't she just make a sex tape and

then sell it for like $100? Would I buy

it? No, that'd be such a waste,

but I'd be tempted maybe.

I still think it's funny she messaged me

last year. I think she was messaging loads

of YouTubers to get, to get exposure.

Maybe I'll get iDubbbz's girlfriend's

OnlyFans next. Loads of people are doing

videos like, I paid for so-and-so's

OnlyFans. So you don't have to.

Maybe I'll do one. Why I regret paying for

Belle Delphine's OnlyFans.

Get Onision's OnlyFans. I don't think he

even does nude stuff. He has like weird

fan fiction, like animated

or illustrated fan fiction where

he acts out scenarios as his 3D character

or something.

Who remembers that girl Hannah Minx?

Imagine if she did an OnlyFans. She was

like the original e-thot girl, wasn't she,

back in the day, way before Belle Delphine

and all those other people? She kind of

just vanished. She had massive boobs.

I think she was pretty popular back in

2012-ish. She vanished around that time.

People were saying she got married and

then she had kids or something. Sounds

likely.

Why don't you play games on YouTube? I do

on my second channel. I've got Switch game

gameplay.

Some of them got really good views

actually. My videos about Super

Smash Bros got 15k, video about Animal

Crossing got 10k, video about Witcher 3

got 22k views. Quite good.

But it's just clickbait. I just

clickbaited everyone into hate-watching it

by saying why I hate Super Smash Bros.

It's funny, even on that channel they all

think I'm serious. I just start talking

about random stuff I hate about Super

Smash Bros and everyone's so angry.

I don't even hate it that much. I just

nitpick and I find little things to

complain about, and then I'll exaggerate

the title and put it like, why I hate

Super Smash Bros., worst game in the

world.

And everyone thinks I'm

actually being serious. The comments are

so angry. Everyone in the comments are

like, fuck you, how can you say it's a bad

game?

It's just funny how gullible some people

are. They see a title and they just react

to it instantly without thinking, I wonder

if this guy's just saying this to get

views. Maybe he doesn't actually think any

It's like people don't understand satire

anymore, or sarcasm.

It's sad, really. I feel like comedy,

that kind of comedy, is gonna die out

because everyone's so oversensitive and

uptight about everything and about their

feelings getting hurt. They can't take a

I'm still surprised so many people haven't

caught on that I'm just taking the piss

most of the time in my videos.

Oh well, I guess it works to my advantage.

But I still feel like it's so weird how

angry people get on the YouTube comment

section towards some stranger they've

never even met.

And people can say like, oh, you're not

funny, or you're not good at doing that

kind of humor. Which is true. I'm not

saying I'm like a professional comedian.

I'm just like a nobody who's into that

kind of humor and then who likes trying to

do it himself. But it still doesn't take

away from the fact that it is what it is.

It's like I suck at cooking, but I still

do it because I think it's kind of funny.

You don't have to be good at doing

something to do it. You can just do it

even if you are bad at it.

It's very hard to explain. You either get

it or you don't get it, and if I have to

explain to you, then you're not gonna get