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This stupid sun's shining

down on

everything.

I saw this guy on YouTube.

He works as a valet driver.

At this fancy place in America. He has to park like the very fancy cars that the clients or the guests bring in. So he does like POV shorts of him parking the very nice cars. And you know what I instantly think? I think he's going to lose his job.

Number one, he's exposing the rich guests license plates. That's privacy breach. Number 2, he's probably not asking their permission to post their cars on YouTube. Number 3, did he ask permission from his boss to do this? I feel like he's going to get fired. Some idiot viewer is going to find out where he works and report him.

That's all I think about now when I see YouTube videos. I instantly start thinking,

how many laws is this guy breaking without knowing?

I mean, filming yourself doing your job seems like a great way to make extra money. Yeah, until you get in trouble. Either getting fired or with the police.

What's new? Not much.

Where everyone tuning in from?

Yeah, the sun's come out. It's made my skin look beautiful.

The sun's so bright right now.

Yeah, I'm still sick. Now I've got a bit of a headache.

I don't know how— I mean, everyone else is out and about working and stuff. How does everyone else not get sick? I get sick every time this year, this time of the year.

There's no interest on my Amazon payments.

No interest means no interest, which means forever. Yeah. Jesus.

No, you can't have the same debt forever. 'Cause they'll take monthly payments. You can't stop them taking the monthly payments.

Maybe you can.

Then they'll blacklist you.

Um, it's my— I got a Locket's menthol and eucalyptus soothing honey.

I can't even open this.

And then sitting down at the chair for lunch, I hurt myself twice.

First I hit my ankle on the chair leg, and then I scratched my elbow on the chair. I can't even sit down without hurting myself.

Everything you do

It's annoying. Best thing is just stay very still and don't move.

Show us how to get zero interest payments.

You add an item to your basket, and then when you choose the payment method, you choose Barclays Finance, and then you click on the drop-down menu and And then you choose the period of time you want to take the finance plan out,

and then choose the one that says 0%. It's not hard.

If you choose the 3-year or the 4-year plan, it will have interest. If you choose 2-year or less, will have 0% interest most of the time.

Oh, this locket tastes bad.

You're at 0% for the entire 2 or 3 years of the plan. After 2 or 3 years, you will have finished paying it.

I don't know if you're just pretending to be dumb.

Yeah, I'm paying like $150 a month, I think, Amazon Payments.

Flip 7, iPhone Air, and I bought a few other things.

My hair's not black, it's dark brown.

It looks lighter brown when the sun's shining on it.

It's not jet black like Korean and Japanese people.

Amazon amount hasn't changed at all.

Because I haven't updated it.

It's actually at 2002.

Um, credit cards at 112.

Maybe I'll recalculate my savings. Because that took a hit.

1,370,

3,075, plus 155, plus 52, plus 38, plus 52.

5,639.

Because my stocks took a beating.

It will be fine on Monday.

I pay about £20 for water, £150 electricity, about £15 data.

Car insurance, I already paid it, £800 for a year until March.

Oh damn, I'm bored.

No, I don't have health insurance.

This is the UK, we've got NHS.

Beginning of this week was so fun and exciting with the new cars and stuff,

and I got sick and everything went kind of downhill.

All my plans

Like, I wanted to go out in the garden,

make some videos, do some delivery.

All things I wanted to do, I can't do it now.

What do you mean, what did you want to do? I just said all the things I wanted to do. God, you're as bad as Mummy. I just say the thing and then you ask.

I just said go out in the garden, make some videos, do some delivery work.

I can't do anything.

Not in the mood to do anything.

What do you mean, why can't I do delivery work? Because I'm sick.

It's not a good idea to drive.

What'd you think?

What is wrong with you people?

Are you gonna go driving when you're sick? And dizzy.

I can't believe I got sick again. I got better and I thought I can go to my mom's house now, and then I get here and I get sick again.

So irritating.

Does anyone even still get COVID anymore?

Never hear anyone saying, oh, I got COVID nowadays.

Maybe this is COVID, who knows.

I don't think I ever got COVID. It's probably still around, but it's just like the same as getting the flu.

No, I didn't see Wicked. Looks lame. Is it that one with Ariana Grande with a green— there's like a green woman. Looks stupid.

Looks boring.

I hate musicals. They're stupid.

'Cause it's none of your damn business, rat. Why don't you tell me about your girlfriend? Oh wait, you probably don't have one.

Yeah, maybe I'll move out at some point, I don't know.

I can cut my expenses if I just live at my mum's house and don't move out of the Devon house.

4 hours until dinner.

Uh, weekends

are worse because there's no stocks.

I can't wait to see if I've managed to buy the bottom of the crash or if it keeps crashing.

God, why is it so uncomfortable just sitting in a chair?

I don't know why I can't even sit in a chair comfortably. Oh.

Yeah, my back hurts just from sitting down.

This delivery driver claimed to have delivered a parcel to my mum yesterday at 7 PM, but I don't remember seeing anyone knock on the door or enter the driveway. But they're saying it's delivered. We couldn't find it anywhere, so messaged customer support and they kept saying, check your letterbox. It was posted through it. No, it wasn't. And

then they sent a picture that the driver took, and you can't even see what's in the picture. It's just— all you could see is the parcel and like black around the edges. How am I supposed to know where that is? It's probably not even at the same house. There's no way someone would have entered the drive without

me knowing because I'm very aware of people entering. And I was down there at 7 PM because that's when I have dinner. We were all down there. Didn't see any car headlights.

It's delivered by Yodel, another shit delivery company.

But to be fair, this whole road of houses would be annoying to deliver to in the dark because they're not numbered houses. They all have weird names like Glenruffin, the Twinings, the Tining or something, Lil' Kempsford. And the signs aren't lit up. It's hard to see the sign. We don't really have a very visible sign either.

But surely whoever he delivered to would come and give it to us.

Not very good neighbors, are they?

Why is it karma? It's not my delivery, it's my mum's delivery.

I don't know, I paid £300 for the Amazon payments, but it hasn't gone down £300 in the balance on the Barclays app.

Bit weird. Maybe it takes a while to update.

Who says nicotine makes it take 2 times longer? Yeah, but the zinc makes it take 3 times faster to recover, so I'm net positive.

Hmm. Cough medicine's quite good. I stopped coughing.

It's not really the cough that's bothering me now. It's like, like lack of energy. I kind of want to take a nap.

It's just like heavy eyelids, brain fog. I started feeling symptoms on

Tuesday, I think. Yeah.

So either I got something on Monday or the weekend. Maybe it was on the weekend when I met my girlfriend and we went to that venue and there were a lot of people and it was cold. Or it was Monday when I went out with my mum and we went to Tesco. And the dealership.

It's quite exciting going to the dealership, looking at cars, given the options of how to finance it. You think, oh, I can't afford this car, but then the salesman comes out and goes, oh, but we got this plan, that plan, we'll give you this. They make it possible for you to buy something you can't afford.

Makes you feel special, and then you get the car, now it's like, okay, fun's over.

I mean, the car's nice and everything, but what am I gonna do, like sit out there on a chair staring at it?

Put some stuff away in the boot. I like the boot because it's flat

from the edge of the car, it's flat, there's like no dip. So there's 2 layers. There's like the flat floor, but you can lift that up and there's like a secret compartment under it where I put my cables. Like, my— they gave me a cable that I could use at Tesco,

and I put my pi— my pyre tump— put my tyre pump under it. It's got like a secret floor under the floor, which is pretty cool, and I reckon I could actually sleep in there. It's massive. I took the parcel shelf out and I put it under the hidden floor. If you put the seats back, I reckon

I could sleep in there pretty easily.

Fanny for life. If you ask that one more fucking time, I'm going to ban you.

Mind your own business.

Mmm, the mango is definitely nicer

than all this minty, minty grape and minty berries. Icy pineapple.

Yeah, I had cereal.

I saw this video of a sushi chef. Teaching you how to eat sushi the proper way, and it was so dumb. It's like, turn it on the side with the chopsticks and then dip the fish side into the soy sauce, but don't shake. Don't shake it. What, so just let it drip all over the place?

Why put the soy sauce on the fish? I put it on the rice.

Why turn it sideways? You get better grip on the rice than gripping the fish. I, I take it from the rice. I put— I use chopsticks and I grip the rice part

with the fish resting on top, and then I dip the bottom of the rice into the soy sauce. Actually, I don't dip it in the soy sauce at all. I squeeze the soy sauce onto the top of the fish.

Those stupid Japanese people with their stupid proper ways of doing things when actually it's a dumb way of doing things.

No, wait, I do put the soy sauce on the fish. But I don't dip it into the soy sauce.

I drip the soy sauce onto the top of the fish and let it run down it.

Why not just dip the fish in the soy sauce, then place it on top of the rice? I don't know.

This has glycerin in it, isn't that what's in the vape?

Isn't that in the vape as well? Was that glycerol? How is that any different?

No, not glycerine. Glycerin with no E.

Why can't I meet her without spending a load of money? Because I gotta book a hotel, and then we get food, but she wants to pay for the food, and then we get Uber Eats, so the food's kind of expensive.

And then she doesn't want to meet if she can't afford to buy the food because she feels bad, even though I said I'll bring a sandwich and crisps. She just laughed. I wasn't joking.

I think she just wants to contribute, otherwise she feels guilt— she feels guilty.

I said don't feel guilty about the hotels. I'm doing it for myself, really,

more than you.

I mean, I'm doing it for you too, but I'm mainly doing it for myself because I want a nice hotel with a fireplace and private self-check-in, and I want a driveway, and I want it to be like a home, not a stupid business hotel. I want a sofa, I want a TV.

So I was hoping that might make her feel better.

I don't want to book like a Best Western or Holiday Inn and it's got a crappy little room with a little TV and we just sit on the bed all day. Boring. I want a kitchen, we cook food, and I want like a fireplace, a sofa.

What's Eddie up to?

Tell him where's my fucking KCIP.

Maybe if my mum goes somewhere, like on a trip, and then I got look after Pushkin, she could come here.

Matter of time until you can't afford meeting her anymore. Well, then I have to weigh up, do I want to get a job so I can meet her, or do I not care that much about meeting her anymore?

Because then it's like, if I don't get a job and make money, I'm not getting any cereal.

How about a radio, Ana?

Yeah, cough medicine's quite good. Oh, it's nice not having to cough all the time.

I can't check because I got banned on the dating app. Seems like she's not noticed that I've been banned. Because if she checked, like she went back to our texts, she'll see profile doesn't exist anymore. The fact that she hasn't brought it up makes me believe she doesn't check the app anymore.

Spanish girl has also not asked me about it.

Yeah, if it does come up, I'll say, oh, I deleted it because I'm seeing you. It's pretty straightforward

and cute.

I'm not banned on delivery.

I have a delivery, I've just never done it.

I have a Just Eats as well.

Where's my new car? It's outside. Fully charged with nowhere to go. 202-mile range. My Peugeot had 182-mile range at fully charged.

I did do a test drive.

Well, I guess you weren't here yesterday. I went to Ramsgate with my mum and Dave Gibson. Went to Wetherspoons, got fish and chips, went to arcades, then drove home.

Oh, before I bought it. Okay,

thought you meant after I bought it.

Yeah, I didn't need to. I know how it drives.

I didn't see the point.

It is weird why there's no windscreen wiper for the rear window.

Really wondering what— how am I supposed to see out the back when it rains?

Well, yeah, obviously the turning circle is worse because it's a longer car.

Yeah, I do notice the turning circle being trickier. I also notice I've got to steer more when going around corners,

like a captain's steering wheel on a ship. No, there's a rear camera, but I mean when I'm driving, not reversing.

A milk float? Why?

Yeah, it does feel like, I don't know, driving a bus sometimes.

It doesn't exactly feel agile. Like the Peugeot did. The Peugeot felt really nippy, like zoom, zoom, zoom. This one's like, like gliding.

It doesn't make me dislike the car. I knew it would be like this because it's bigger and it's an SUV crossover.

I still like the higher driving position. I like the space. I like the seats way more. The seats are really comfy.

I like the infotainment and the buttons way more.

I don't regret buying the car, I like the car. I'm just saying that things I've noticed are things like the turning circle, but that's just what's a part of the package of having an SUV.

Versus a mini hatchback.

I don't regret it. I like the car. I don't know why you think I regret buying it. I'm just saying these are things that are different.

So I feel like I've got more road presence and dominance because I'm bigger now.

I feel like people get out of my way now instead of me getting out of their way.

Yeah, I mean, technically I don't own it. Stellantis Financial Services own it.

It's like I don't own my Devon house. Landlord owns it.

I'm just gonna trade it in for the new model.

Well, not the latest model, but like this year I'll get this year's model in 2 years' time. This year's model has 54 kilowatt battery. That's 4 kilowatts more.

It's not leasing, it's PCP. It's not the same as leasing. Leasing is more expensive per month.

Yeah, I used to own the Peugeot

and there was no benefit of owning it.

Yeah, I could do whatever I want to it, but then you can't really, cuz if you're going to trade it in, then that's going to wreck the value.

Why after the 6 months? It's the same for the whole 36 months. It's £100.

Okay, ask if a mandarin is a type of orange.

Yeah, I got some credit. I got £900.

I'm still paying the £100 every month. It's just the idea is that with the £900 I get from them, that would be like 9 months free.

Road trips, I don't know.

She wants to go to Scotland, so I said I want to go to Wales.

So now we're considering a road trip up to Wales and then Scotland. I don't really want to do it though.

But you know, can't be boring, can you? Can't be like, I don't want to do it. That's how you make girls leave you.

I probably need 2 stops to Wales and then like 3 stops to Scotland.

But I said, should we go in one car or take both? She said probably easier if we take both. So what, I'm just gonna like meet her at Wales? And it's not really a road trip, is it? Because we're in our own cars.

Kind of strange.

I thought I'd go to hers and pick her up. Why? I don't understand. Take both cars? Yeah, because then we're paying fuel for 2 cars. That does sound stupid.

I didn't bring it up. This is way into next year if this even happens.

Wales has Snowdonia.

It's supposed to be quite beautiful.

Yeah, it should be like, I feel bad if we're just using your car because then you're paying for all the fuel. Well, you pay for the food then, I don't know.

Who else is coming? Uh, Jeremy and Mark

and Joshua,

all her mates.

No, her friend was a girl.

If the friend was a guy— oh God.

If I said no, I don't want to go, then I seem like a jealous, insecure Debbie Downer, and then they'll go together, just the two of them, which would be like they're on a date. Then I'll be— that's even worse than not going.

At least if I go, I'm there. Like, make sure there's no funny business. But then if I go,

now I've got to act all chummy chum chum when I'm not actually happy with it.

And to be honest, I felt a little bit ignored with the 3 of us because she was like, I don't know, paying more attention to the friend than me, and I felt a bit jealous. I felt jealous even though the friend was a girl. If it was a guy, it would have been even worse.

But, you know, I've got to be supportive and nice. I can't let my insecurities show.

At the end of the day, she came home with me to the tent, the yurt.

Some people don't like labels like girlfriends and stuff like that. Mila didn't like it.

Because some people like, oh, you, you're like claiming me as your property by labeling me. I'm pretty sure it was Mila who didn't like labels.

It's kind of tricky to try and figure it out without asking.

Some people think it's immature, like, oh, girlfriend-boyfriend, what are we, 12?

Damn kids opposite sound like they're messing about on motorbikes.

That's the other reason. One reason I don't want to move back is because it's just not as peaceful here as Devon.

Especially when you got travelers as neighbors.

Yeah, I can hear— can't you hear them? I can hear motorbike. Just driving round and round in circles. They're just driving up and down.

Sometimes they just drive up and down the road in front of the house.

My dad used to do it when he was a kid with his brother, and to be fair, I used to do it when I was a kid. My friends got motorbikes and we'd mess around with them.

Update on Kick or YouTube earnings. Uh, fuck you. You made me lose 62 pounds yesterday.

I think I forgot. Never listening to you again.

Market ripped. Thank God I closed out at 62, otherwise I'd be down 200 now. No, you said it's going down and then it ripped. That's on you.

You tricked me.

But thankfully I'm up £100 on my 3 longs that I put in at the bottom.

CFD accounts at £1,370. Now it would have been at £1,500 if I didn't mess around with those shorts.

But what can you do?

There's no update on the earnings. It's $6 an hour.

How long are they gonna be driving around, around circles on the fucking motorbike?

Those motorbikes look nice as well. I wonder how they afford it.

Oh,

potent stuff.

I

spend about 200 a month on food.

I haven't spent any this month. I spent £3 on a drink on the weekend. Jesus Christ, £3. Fucking hell. It was just a can of Apple Tango. It was £3. It's like 50p in the shop.

When am I gonna stream in my Citroën? Uh, probably never.

I just can't really be bothered.

Not feeling in the mood.

Uh, I don't know, maybe next week if I'm feeling better. I just— I don't have I've— my mind is very negative because I'm sick.

I just feel very negative.

I didn't lose hundreds because I'm still in it. When it rips because government reopens, I'll be— I'll make back exactly what I've lost plus more.

It's content. It won't get any more views than I usually get.

Government reopening hasn't been priced in because no one knows when it's going to reopen. The market ripped because there was some news about Democrats reducing their demands a little bit,

which improves chances of it reopening it— reopening it sooner.

Isn't it weird how sometimes when you get sick, sometimes you get a sore throat first and then a cough? But this time I got the cough first and then the sore throat.

Must be a different strain.

Yeah, I got another warning from Trading212 about my leverage silver saying these instruments are only supposed to be held for 1 or 2 days. You've currently held them for 10 days. Shut the fuck up and let me trade how I fucking want to. Didn't ask you for your opinion, didn't I?

It's block trading to 12's emails.

I hate how they pretend like they care. Give me back my money then, if you care so much.

Yeah, I can hold CFDs forever.

I'm gonna have a whole CFD account of longs and I'm just gonna hold it.

It's gonna go up thousands. Thanksgiving, it's always— markets go up always during Thanksgiving. It's never been a bearish Thanksgiving in history of all time.

And then you got Santa Rally.

Yeah, I made $50 from my Peugeot video, my top tips and tricks.

Might as well not

bother. It's not like it's a Tesla or anything exciting, it's just a Citroën.

Oh great, this looks boring.

Looks like Fortnite.

I haven't played Battlefield 6 anymore, got bored.

He did, I did, he did.

There's no big games coming out.

Very dead year for gaming this year.

Just Battlefield 6 and what else?

Silknight.

Got, uh, 50K views on Silk Night.

Yeah, gaming's boring. I play Chivalry 2 for like an hour and it's fun, then get bored.

That's why I sold the Switch too. Thank God I wasn't using that ever. I never used it for months.

I don't like gaming.

Oh, it's so noisy here.

Yeah, I broke even. I made a couple hundred from the Switch 2 videos.

I made profit today.

Didn't do anything. I unplugged my car and I put my tyre pump in the boot, and then I turned off lane assist,

and then Dave Gibson went home,

and there was a bit of drama about my mum's missing parcel.

Then I had bacon and eggs.

Now I'm getting annoyed at the sound of this motorbike.

It's just wasting petrol driving around, around in a circle.

Got nothing better to do.

I bought Yeah, I bought Hades too, didn't I?

Yeah, well, maybe Switch 2 OLED comes out in 2 years and I'll get that and review it and then send it back.

I don't like lane assist.

Sometimes you don't indicate to change lanes and then it forces you back into your lane. It's annoying.

I don't use cruise control either. It's not hard to just maintain a steady speed with your foot.

Yeah, I got Digital America.

No, I didn't get the bundle because I thought I didn't want it. I got Cyberpunk instead, but then I didn't want to play Cyberpunk again because I already finished it.

And I didn't know I was gonna sell it, so I thought, this is so much fun, I'm playing it every day. And then I got bored.

I'm pretty sure it's adaptive cruise control.

I can't be bothered faffing about all these systems. I just use my foot. I don't need adaptive cruise control.

It overcomplicates things.

I do like the blind spot warning light, that's pretty cool.

No, I never use cruise control.

I really like the rear parking camera. Quality is so good and it's way wider.

It's also got that top-down view where it's like an image of your car from the top and it shows you the surroundings.

Which is pretty nice.

Change category. Can't be bothered.

Why don't they change it?

Usually they're quite good at automatically changing, but not recently.

No, it doesn't have sunroof.

I don't know if the— well, so the lane assist means I don't need to steer. It nudges you back into your lane, but does it straighten up when you're in the middle? Otherwise you'll just start exiting from the other side of the lane and then it nudges you back in. You just be like ping pong ball going

woo woo woo.

Da dun dun dun dun.

Mine also has automatic emergency braking,

which sounds kind of scary. How can you test it out? Like drive it at a wall, see if it actually breaks.

And it's got driver alertness warning.

So, so maybe if I pretend I'm falling asleep, it'll start warning. I wonder how it knows.

That's why it's cheaper to insure. It's got all these safety features

and it's slower.

I don't do any cooking apart from some bacon in the frying pan.

Got a big dish of lasagna and fried chicken

and stir-fry beef in the fridge.

I don't know if I'm gonna be bothered to put my dashcam back in.

I need some double-sided sticky tape,

but then you end up getting sticky gunk on the window.

Something I miss from the Peugeot.

Maybe the way it's just a lot smaller, easier to squeeze in gaps and stuff.

Yeah, I am depressed because I'm sick. I feel terrible.

I've got chest infection.

Yeah, I took vitamin C and zinc. I got this cough medicine here.

I've got strepsils. I took daily nurse capsules.

I don't have a medical bill.

Right, take another zinc.

What happens if I overdose on zinc?

Gotta book a hotel as well for next weekend.

What's the point seeing the doctor? It would just say get plenty of rest, drink lots of fluids, and here's some tablets.

Imagine going to the doctor because you got a little cold.

I'm not taking antibiotics for something like this, and they get antibiotic resistance.

It's just a little chest infection, it'll be gone in a few days.

Last time I went to a GP,

when I was like 10 years old.

I remember getting really offended when the Nepal guy said,

why don't you go to your GP? I was like, what do you mean? Imagine thinking I've got a GP.

Like, the idea of being registered to a GP sounded so dumb.

The only time I went to a clinic was when I did that STD test in Thailand a couple years ago, and then before that would have been the clinic in Betphu. In 2014, where we got tested,

they syringed a load of blood out of my arm.

I'm not going to die from a cold. You're being ridiculous.

I mean,

the only thing I'm concerned about is that weird chest thing that happens very rarely.

I don't know what that is. It's really strange. I can't be bothered to get it checked out.

I'm not dead, am I? So it must be fine.

Yeah, I don't know why so many people ask me about if I've got health insurance, like they think I live in America,

or how much I pay for medical stuff. You don't pay anything.

I mean, you pay taxes and that's where it goes.

Well, I have more peace of mind not knowing what it is. So what will give you more peace of mind? Trolling through your girlfriend's phone, looking at every little message Until you find something that upsets you or just not caring.

Yeah, I would just rather drop dead than being told, oh, you got 5 years to live.

Well, if it was curable, then I'd just get it cured.

I won't get sick again from the same bacteria because after you've had it once, you're immune to it. That's how the immune system works. It's in the name, immune system.

You fight it off once and the body learns how to prevent it from happening again. So why would I care if it's in the bottle?

Well, if I was coughing up blood, then yeah, I'd get checked, obviously.

Cancer and viruses are not the same.

Zinc's good because it's got antiviral properties.

Is.

3 hours to go.

We're just raw dogging this one. No gaming, no stocks.

Just staring at the wall,

which is what you guys like, ironically.

No, I didn't test drive my mum's car. Although I sat in the driver's seat and I revved it

on the driveway.

I don't know, maybe it was kind of cool to make a vroom vroom sound. Feels like a proper bit of machinery, doesn't it?

No, I'm not rich with Kick money.

It's all dried up. Only get about £200 a week now.

It's like disabilities benefits.

Now I'm at risk of my leftover kick money in my savings being used. To pay debts.

I want to protect it, preserve it, but that means I've got to make more than I'm spending.

I was making a lot from Kick until 2 weeks ago when they implemented these new changes. It fucked me over. Plus a lot of my audience left.

Well, I'm trying to cut down my spending, but it's hard.

The highest— one time I got £1,400 in one week. And then for a couple months it was like £1,000 a week and it dropped down to £800 and then £500. And then I thought, okay, I've stabilized it at £450 a week. Now it's like £200 a week.

Even if I did 12 hours a day,

I'd only make $500, which is It's not even £400 a week. If I did 12 hours every day, I'd make £378 a week.

But I've been very distracted since coming home, going to the car dealerships, went out with my mum and Dave Gibson. It is harder to just focus on the streaming here.

This month I've already spent £1,900. £900 rent. £23 birthday gift for girlfriend. £23 Instavolt. £13 Tesla, electric £150, council tax £700, road tax £17. I already spent nearly £2,000 and it's only been a week.

I still probably got to buy £150 worth of food.

And what else?

I still haven't paid internet,

LaBarra, so that's another £40.

And what else?

Really trying not to buy anything this month. No games, no No movies.

I don't know, I guess I got to go back on OnlyFans. I thought I'd get like a

see-through pink little skirt with pink socks and oil up my bum and maybe get a wig as well.

And then ride Bobby. That'd be pretty hot.

What happened to Barrett Gold? I sold it all to pay off my credit card back in June. Sold it around $22, then it went up to $36.

Well, I already had 20% gains. I missed out on another 20% gains, I think.

I held it for nearly 3 years and then it decides to move up when I sell it. Just like how I held that big short for 4 months And then I gave up and sold it, and then the market crashed the next day.

Why did we decide to buy new cars? My mum never liked the Peugeot, said it felt cheap and plasticky on the inside. And I just really like the look of the Citroën C4. It looks really cool.

I've kind of started to not like the look of my Peugeot.

I think it looks nice from the front, but I've never liked the back. I've always wanted like a chunkier backside. I just thought it looks a bit feeble from the back,

like tiny little dinky car.

I wanted a proper looking car,

and then when they told me they'd give me money back plus a charging card plus only £100 a month, I was sold.

How much debt? £100 a month is how much a new car's costing me.

No. You only give me back four pounds. For what? About I didn't get the parcel.

Ah.

If I hang it here,

Amazon charge me eighty pounds.

Only had to surrender your fully paid-for car to get it. Yeah, so

having a fully paid car only makes sense if you're going to keep it. For the rest of your life. I make a mistake last time playing online.

Don't work that time.

See, this extension part is too small.

This extension part, if I plug it there,

if I pull this out and then I got to redo the whole thing,

or should I do— hard to talk, my mom's right outside the room.

You see, if I pull this, do I got to reset the whole thing?

Wi-Fi? No, don't. I'm streaming. But you're not talking. Yeah, because you're outside my room.

Yeah, well, I don't want to be stuck with the Peugeot forever whilst it just loses more and more value. With all that damage.

I didn't pay £20K for the other car. I paid £4K deposit, about £1,000 in monthly payments, and then I borrowed £10K from my mum, so around £15K.

In hindsight, it would have been better if I just stuck with the PCP and then traded in the car

for the Citroën.

Wait, can I only trade in the car at the end of the contract?

Why I don't know.

Or can I trade the car in at any time for another PCP cart?

Because then there would have been no point buying the car outright because I could have traded it in for another PCP car. But the point of buying it outright was because I didn't want to pay the monthly payments anymore.

So because I don't own the car, I can't use it as a deposit. So I'd have to put down a deposit out of my own money.

But isn't that better than paying the balloon payment? So instead of paying the balloon payment, you pay another deposit for another car.

I don't know, I mean, if I'm gonna keep a car forever, maybe the Citroën's good. I don't know, I just didn't like the Peugeot anymore.

I wanted a more proper looking car.

I can't get a Tesla. The insurance is crazy on it, and the only ones I can afford are old, like 5 years old with 100,000 miles.

Conks out in 2 years, and the battery degradation after 100,000 miles, the range must be

Shattered.

That's the problem with EVs when they're a few years old, uh, the total range is just not as good anymore. Doesn't happen with a petrol car, so imagine the gas tank getting smaller and smaller every year.

Swap the battery? I heard that's more expensive than just buying a new one. A new car.

Oh well,

I guess I'm stuck. Unless— what, how much to buy out this car? £8,000 to buy out this Citroën. My mum offered to lend me the money, but I didn't want to borrow more money.

I'm not depressed, I'm just sick. I'm very tired fighting this infection.

Well, as long as I can easily get to the Tesla Supercharger, I'm not that bothered.

Maybe in the future they'll build more Tesla Superchargers.

There's already 2 in between here and Devon— Amesbury, and then there's one at Exeter. There's actually 2 at Exeter,

and there's one near where I live in Lifton, funnily enough.

But I don't need one right where I live.

There's no issues. What are you talking about? What issues? I

didn't say it's not very good. It's got more range than the Peugeot.

It's not SUV, it's a crossover SUV hatchback.

So I think it has the feel of an SUV but not, not as bulky as a proper SUV. So my mum's one is a proper SUV, but it's way bulkier, but it does have more space. It's way roomier. Yeah, it does have a worse drag coefficient and it's heavier,

but it's got heated seats

and cheaper car insurance.

You said battery drained pretty fast?

Yeah, 'cause I was in sports mode and I was flooring it. Of course the battery's gonna get torn to shreds. You drive it like a sports car, you're not going to have the estimated range.

I was doing the exact opposite of what efficient driving is. If I wanted to actually go somewhere far, I'd have it in eco mode. I'd gently accelerate. I wouldn't go too fast. Wouldn't be in sports mode.

But we didn't go that far, so I didn't really need to care about preserving the battery. And still had, what, 20-30% left when I came home.

Mileage, 16K.

Same thing happens in the Peugeot. I remember, I remember thinking, oh, that Supercharger is 100 miles away. I've got 180 miles range. I should have 80 miles when I get there left. Instead, I had like 10 miles range left when I got there. So to do a 100-mile trip, it took 170 miles. Of range because I was

in normal mode and I was overtaking everyone on the motorway and I was flooring it.

But then when I put it in eco mode and I, I stay in the slow lane and I gently accelerate and I, I stay behind a big lorry, that's, you know, like in Mario Kart when you get a speed boost from being from being behind someone.

Let the lorry in front of you cut through the air,

and then you drift behind them.

Yeah, 16K mileage,

2-year-old car means previous owner only did about 8,000 a year.

I did nearly 18,000 in one year.

Um,

there's not a mileage limitation. If I go over the agreed mileage, I just pay extra or something. Like, I don't know, 1p per mile. I don't drive that much anymore anyway. I only drive like once a week to Tesco and then maybe 2 long trips a month.

I agreed to 8,000 miles a year, I think.

I only did that much driving because of Amazon.

Big trip to Wales and Scotland.

How many miles is that?

1,000. It's, um, 470 miles to Scotland from here,

so roughly 1,000 miles there and back.

That's if we actually do it, which I find hard to believe. With how broke she keeps saying she is, because that would be like a week trip. You've got to do a couple days. I mean, like, you'll get there, be really tired, you've got to spend the night, and then you've got to have at least 2 days

to see stuff. So that's like 3 days in one place and 3 days in the second place, then you've got to drive all the way back. So at least a week together, which is a week of not working.

I like how it calculated my average kilowatt per hour— miles per kilowatt consumption. It said 3.6, which was pretty good considering I wasn't driving efficiently. I might be able to get 4 if I was driving more carefully.

Yeah, might as well just fly there.

I don't know, I don't know if it's cheaper.

If we have to do like 6 Tesla Supercharger stops, that's about £70. Maybe it is cheaper. Yeah, then we got to get plane tickets and it's going to have my name on it.

No, the Caledonian sleeper train cost me £300 when I came back from Scotland. Damn. Can you imagine banging in the sleeper train? That'd be good. When I took that sleeper train home back in 2021, I got naked. And I nutted all over the bed. I thought, goddamn, I wish I had a girl in here.

Imagine fucking on a train.

I was so horny in that little cabin.

Yeah, knowing my luck though, we book it and then she's got a period or something.

It was like £350. I got the,

the luxury cabin Caledonian sleeper train back when I was rich.

Why did I take it? I wanted to make a video. Thinking I'd get a million views. Flopped as usual.

I went to Scotland in 2021 after I left Manchester to meet the Scottish girl,

and then I had a couple dates. I met this Japanese woman and a Chinese Scottish girl, went to a cocktail bar with her.

I remember she asked me what was the craziest thing that happened to me in Japan, and I thought, I can't tell you any of the crazy things that happened. Sex doll with my wife,

prostitutes in the slum. I can't say any of this.

I stayed in Scotland for a few weeks. It was so nice. I got this nice apartment in Edin— is it? Yeah, Edinburgh. It

was like £200 a night or something. Bathtub, living room, kitchen. It was so nice.

It was so fancy. I thought, God, why am I here alone? This would be so nice with a girl.

So many missed opportunities.

The Lancaster Hotel in Bangkok, that was pretty nice. They made me wait for a few hours, so as an apology they upgraded me to the top floor premium suite room. It was so nice, had like a jacuzzi with— had like water spray

Spent 3 nights there, I think.

Foster seemed to enjoy it a lot. She probably thought, yes, I got a rich farang boyfriend.

Turns out I'm a broke failed YouTuber who cheats a lot.

Oh, my Amazon parcel came.

Oh shit, it has my mum's name on it. She's gonna open it.

She's gonna think it's a present for her.

She's gonna think it's for her. It's my gift for my girlfriend.

I bet she's gonna open it.

Why is it in your mum's name? Uh, because sometimes she asks me to order things for her, so I have her name set to her address and my name set to my address.

No, I just forgot to change your name.

Now I've got to get, uh, gift wrapping paper.

I thought about getting a card. Nah, I don't think I'll get a card.

I won this at Ramsgate Arcade. Maybe I'll give her this too.

And I won this as well, which I'm gonna give to her.

Quite cute.

And I won these

matching keychains.

I said we can have one each.

Put my car key—

the arcade guy just gave it to me because I really wanted this one. 'Cause I think she'll like it.

I'm not sure if it's like too, like, cute, cutie.

Maybe she thinks it's a bit cringe. No, I think she thinks it's cute.

Love from your boy— love from your boyfriend Jason in the card.

Jason is my real name. It's my middle name. It's on my documents.

DJ Lord.

No one calls you that? Uh, she does,

and so do her friends and her family.

More people call me Jason than they call me Daniel now.

Daniel Dayson. Daniel Dayson Dord.

Yeah, well, Cami's not my mum's real name either. Doesn't mean she's a liar.

I definitely do kind of regret not saying my name's Daniel.

Oh God, it wasn't even necessary.

It's like a completely unnecessary lie as well.

And if she does find out who I am, it probably won't even be because of the name.

It'll probably be some stupid mistake I make, like leaving my YouTube play button around.

No, my laptop's clean. I wiped everything.

No, my next move is

I have to actually get a job.

So I can speak with conviction about my job.

So when I get back to Devon, I might apply for some stuff.

I need to like bring up that I'm thinking of quitting my current job,

so I'm thinking I just get some other job and say I'm doing this now, but actually do it.

It wouldn't hurt to do it either because I do need the money,

and this Kick thing's not worth prioritizing anymore. Back when it was making $15, $20 an hour, it was, but I can't prioritize something that makes $6 an hour.

Focus on YouTube.

I can't get more than 4K views anymore.

Only 20K views plus again.

Funny.

Why did I fuck Blood Bucket away?

What?

So I thought, why not? And then I got really horny. I thought it was worth a shot.

It was that night where I got the red wine and the steaks. Oh no, it wasn't. Was it steak or was it just beef? I think it was just like Goudon beef and we fried the potatoes in the beef fat.

Was it that one? Was it the pizza?

It had red wine, I remember, and that made me horny, maybe.

And then I got into the bed and then texted her, do you want to have sex? She said, lol,

that wouldn't be a good idea, my boy. When people find out, wouldn't look good on your,

your score list or something. I said, I don't care.

She said, okay, do you want me to just come in or sneak in? I said, sneak in. I'll pretend I'm asleep.

I don't know if things felt awkward for her after we did it because she never invited me round again afterwards. After we did it, she never invited me around her house again.

Hmm. And I didn't really want to go over again because

I'd be thinking, oh God, we're going to do it again.

Yeah, but she's completely bald now. That's weird for me. For even me, it's a bit too weird. I need my women to have hair. I mean, they could be fat, they could be ugly, but I need hair.

Not having any hair is like the deal breaker for me.

I don't know why she hates hair so much. She said it's annoying. Okay, it's not annoying. What do you mean?

She shaves all her hair off now.

No, she wasn't shaved downstairs. It was pretty hairy.

It was pretty good though. I was rock hard. Way better than like some of these Tinder dates I had in Japan with younger women.

Like, it felt really naughty and wrong and weird, which I think made it really hot.

And it was weird, she had like big photos of her parents staring at us.

Well, it was an interesting experience.

I always wondered, did she want to do it? Because she kept inviting me around her house to stay the night.

Oh, she's fully Japanese.

5:00, 2 hours to go, then YouTube stream after dinner.

Really weird how Norway and Sweden, they really look like a bifurcated penis. And Finland looks like the ballsack.

And then what's this? Like a little bit of Russia sticking out. Looks like a piece of shit coming out of the anus.

And Denmark looks like,

like a little fist. About to fist the penis head in the hole.

Hmm.

I feel a bit better now.

There were quite a lot of other, like, fangirls where nothing happened this year. Crypt, Kbug, Moon, that weird, um, Canadian-American girl who kept going on about threesomes.

And then AJ as well.

It was strange that nothing happened with any of them.

What mist outside?

God, I miss the stock market.

It feels way warmer in Kent than in Devon.

Crypto's down a little bit.

Oh, ETH is down 2.7%.

Bitcoin down 0.7%.

Crypto can kind of give you an idea what's going to happen on Monday.

No, I don't have Bitmine. I mean Bitcoin. I have Bitmine stock,

which is an Ethereum treasury, so they should rename it to Ethmine, shouldn't they?

My God, toilet.

Oh,

one thing I am worried about with the new car is It'll be a lot trickier to squeeze into places and turn the car around. One example is

last weekend when I went to meet my girlfriend, I stopped at the Instavolt charger and it's at the end of a car park,

um, but a car was parked in front of it, so usually I would drive to the end of the car park, turn left, and then reverse in. But I couldn't do the turn left bit because that car was parked there. So what I did was I went in, turned right, and then locked hard left, and then I

reversed in, went forwards, reversed in, went forwards. I did like a 50-point turn. That seems like it'd be really hard with my bigger car.

I have been able to get in and get out of tight spots with my little car.

I guess what I could have done was I could have reverse parked into an open car park, driven out to the right, and then reversed into the end of the car park.

I just gotta be careful not to get into tricky situations in the first place.

Bit annoying, that one.

Sometimes I wish they put the charging port at the front of the car.

I think I read that Tesla is able to do cheaper charging because

the cars are more expensive, so they can afford to

have cheaper charging prices.

Whereas the other chargers don't sell any cars, so they make all their money from charging.

Whereas Tesla makes their money from the cars.

Yeah, Tesla Superchargers are so much better.

I hate the Instavolt places where they just got one charger or just two. Put at least 5 in a big car park.

Um, no, I've never had to wait before. The one time I was charging at this Instavolt place where they only had one and someone else came, asked me. How long I was going to be.

That was, that was after my nightmare first day at Evri, where they gave me like 70 parcels and it took me nearly 9 hours to finish,

and I just ditched a bunch at random places because I couldn't be bothered.

I thought, I'm not doing that again.

And then I did. For 3 months. And then got fired.

My lesson moving forward is not going to listen to you again.

Did my mum feel bad about getting you fired? Oh no, she says, I told you not to tell YouTube, but you didn't listen.

Yeah, well, I told YouTube because I didn't care anymore and I wanted to get fired.

I just didn't think that was gonna be the reason. I was hoping the reason I get fired was because, uh,

I didn't deliver to the right place or something. I thought that's the dumbest reason ever.

I really hated doing it.

I had a few warnings where my account standing dropped dangerously low to termination. It was really annoying because it's like You deliver 60 parcels and one says it was not delivered or something, even though it was, and then your standing drops massively. And then you got to deliver like another 1,000 parcels or something before it goes back

up again. So then you're on edge for weeks or months until it goes back up again.

I hated the ETA thing with Every. You've got to allocate a time slot when you're going to deliver the parcel before you start driving.

But sometimes you miscalculate or you get held up or you're too early. And I missed so many ETAs, I just gave up trying. I just delivered it whenever I wanted to.

Even if you get there— sometimes in the beginning I'd sit there for like 20 minutes because I was too quick and I wanted to hit my ETA. After a while I just stopped caring anymore about the ETA and just delivered it when I wanted to.

And then I didn't get my ETA bonus and my standings dropped.

Not sitting in front of someone's house for 15 minutes waiting for it to turn 12 o'clock.

The ETA system is really annoying. At least make it 2 hours. Why 1-hour time slot? I don't know what the exact bonus was,

like 1p per parcel probably.

And then you had to take a photo every delivery as well. I just randomly took a photo of my hand. Sometimes it'd be blurry and I just submitted it.

All the stupid signed-for ones, and the customer's not home, so I just signed it for them and dumped it at the doorstep.

But my favorite trick was the GPS spoofing. There's this one house where you had to go up this long lane full of potholes. Maximum speed you could use was like 2 miles per hour. It was like, you've got to do 2 miles per hour. And then go all the way back down. The funny thing is they had

a parcel box at the road, but the app wanted you to go right up to the house to complete the delivery. So I thought, fuck that, and I spoofed the GPS, tricking it into thinking I was at the house, put it in the parcel box, press complete delivery. There were 3 houses where I had to do that.

I had them— I had the 3 houses saved as my favorites on the spoofing app. So I could switch in and out easily.

This other house had like an electronic gate, a long driveway.

I just stuffed it in the letterbox.

And then the other trick I did was I generated the barcodes using an app so I didn't need the little paper things.

That was genius. I couldn't believe it worked. I thought surely these barcodes are registered into a system first, but they weren't.

It's just any random 8-digit barcode would get scanned by the scanner.

Couldn't believe it.

Because it's annoying because not every time, but sometimes the delivery requires you to leave a note saying either we missed you or we posted your parcel in this place and you take it. But I ran out of the notes and I couldn't be bothered to ask for a new one.

So I had it on my other phone, and I'd have it on the other phone screen. I'll just scan the phone and then delete it, and then swipe to the next one to get it prepared for the next time. I still have them actually in my gallery.

Yeah, look, I still have all these barcodes.

I haven't deleted them yet.

The Doge phone.

20,000 milliamp battery phone.

Ah, good times. Got all the pictures from— oh, I got the big monitor.

I do miss the big monitor sometimes.

Oh, my old car.

It was a nice little looking car.

God, it got so covered in mud and dust when I first went to Devon.

The pic of me and my mum's car. It was kind of sad seeing them lined up at the Citroën dealership when we got out of them, handed them over.

My first car.

So much happened in a year.

Makes me kind of excited to see what will happen next year.

I think Stephanie took an unexpected turn this year with all the car stuff as well.

No, I don't regret my new car.

It's the beginning of a new era.

How long until I scratch it up or get stuck?

Yeah, she said it looks nice. Said she can't wait for me to take her out in it.

And she says she wonders if we could sleep in the back.

I don't know, maybe. It is pretty big back there.

Get a little mattress.

It does look nice. Sometimes I just look at it and think, damn, that's mine.

That's my car. I own it. Well, not really.

Sometimes you stand there, look at it, and you think, oh, that's a nice car.

Slap its butt.

I

think my sofa would fit perfectly in the conservatory at the end of it.

It would be really nice as well.

Streaming on YouTube after dinner. They're not good. They're not doing well though. They're making like $15 or $16 a stream. Even if I get some donos, YouTube takes 40%.

Multi-stream? Well, I make $2 an hour on Kick. There's no point.

I make $4. Oh wow.

Yeah, I'm just making like $15, $16 for a 2-hour stream on YouTube. It's slightly more than Kick, I guess.

I only had 67 viewers yesterday.

I'm going to try a clickbait title tonight. Why I'm moving to Japan very soon in caps.

And then I'll be like, yeah, moving to Japan, guys. Yep, going next week— next year. Booked my flights already.

I thought maybe I'd do a 5-hour YouTube stream, but I chose Kick because

YouTube doesn't pay per hour. So if the maximum views I'm gonna get for a stream is like capped at 2K views because I've only got 2K viewers,

not at the same time obviously, then it doesn't matter if I stream 5 hours or 10 hours

because the viewership's so low.

And on YouTube, it's all about the views, not the duration.

The only thing longer streams is better for is giving people more opportunities to donate to you, but I didn't get any donos.

I just go all in on the clickbait, low effort. I'll be like, yeah guys, I'm in Japan right now. I'll just like change the background to a Japanese room, green screen. Yeah, I'm in Japan now guys, just had sex with a Japanese MILF gangbang. Yep, it really happened. What are they gonna do?

Yeah, I don't like the split chat.

I like having all the chat in one place. So I feel famous.

Da da da da da da da da.

Heard Ice's cruise stream was a massive failure. Surprise, surprise. They got kicked off on the second day or something.

So he wasted all that money booking the rooms on the cruise ship and stuff. Didn't even stay the whole week.

A lot of people stuck around for the meter part. I reckon more than half left. When I was in Manchester

and another— lost another 10,000 when I was in Thailand. I lost so many viewers when I was in Thailand. It was crazy.

I went from getting like 20K in Manchester and then down to 10K in Thailand. I also lost hundreds of subs in Thailand.

I was so depressed in Manchester. At least this time I got a car and I can come back to see my mum. In Manchester, I felt completely alone and stranded there,

trapped in that little apartment.

Only person I knew was that stoner Ukrainian girl and that crazy British Muslim girl.

I went on a few dates.

It was all just rubbish. There's that Russian woman, and then there's that Liverpool girl

that never— I went to Liverpool because the water, hot water, went out in the apartment, and they said it's gonna take 2 days to fix. So I thought, screw this, I'm not going 2 days without any showers. So I went to Liverpool, booked 2 nights, messaged her. She didn't want to meet.

I spent all day in the Titanic Museum reading their history about the Lusitania and the Olympic and the Titanic and the transatlantic slave trade. I went back there again the second day because I ran out of time and didn't have enough time to finish the top floor.

I thought Liverpool was quite nice. The sea— the riverfront, seafront bit was quite nice, but it felt very rough and soulless.

Like, it seemed like they made a lot of money from slavery and stuff like that, and maybe it was a booming place at one point, but now it was dead. And I stayed at that hotel which was supposed to be haunted,

and I heard people banging in the next room. I forgot the name of it.

It used to be in its prime like a really nice hotel, and then it's just turned into like a shit cheap old hotel.

Then I went back to Manchester. Yeah, that whole Manchester bit was so boring. I didn't do anything.

I remember Boris Johnson came and they had all those police and had snipers on the roof. That was cool. They had a tent on the roof and this big gun on a tripod.

And then on the street, it's just loads of armed police with dogs and stuff.

All these Conservative people wearing suits with their cocky laughing. And these Conservatives, like the Tories, they've got such a pompous arrogance. Kind of vibe going.

Yeah, it was really boring, Manchester.

I did go out, I met people, I met some viewers.

Remember that goth girl? Went to her apartment, got drunk, couldn't stand up. Lost £200 on the football match. No, I think I lost £500 actually.

I walked home alone at like 1 or 2 AM. I walked past this group of lads was a bit scary. They went, empty your pockets, mate, and then they all laughed and walked off. I was like, hilarious.

No, I didn't date her.

Uh, she had a boyfriend and

she was really fat.

And she was really autistic. We met at this coffee shop. First thing she says is, by the way, I'm autistic. And I was like, yeah, I could tell. And she talked so much, like she never stopped talking. I didn't even know what she was talking about. I was just nodding along.

She was really high energy, eyes wide open, talks so much.

And she said she's autistic. So, I mean, I could have told that she was.

Where's iPhone Air? Uh, still being repaired.

I thought about getting a new phone, but I started using the Flip 7 again and actually forgot how good it is with this little screen. Actually, I use the external screen more than the internal screen. I've got all my apps on it like that, and I do everything on the external screen. And it's really nice having a

square phone that fits in your hand like that. You have no idea how comfy this is compared to a long phone that feels like a TV remote.

No, I don't want— I don't like AR/VR glasses. Boring. Because I could put them over my glasses and it'd be weird,

and I don't want the internet in my face all the time.

People saying I inherited £150K.

The amount of stupid false info about me that these viewers spread is ridiculous. Oh, he inherited $100K from his dad and he gambled it all on prostitutes and stocks. I only got $20K and only lost $10K of it on stocks.

The other $10K just slowly disappeared to pay off credit cards and stuff.

Why'd I print out the statements?

When they're in the app already, who am I going to show them to?

I mean, if HMRC want to see, I'll just screenshot the whole lot and then they can comb through it. Be my guest. I haven't made any money though.