Kick Livestreams/BIG DAY OUT - Restormol castle 2025-07-30 03_38 [64fce-big-day-out-restormol-castle] 480p

I used to love Sonic when I was a kid. It's like a certain design or aesthetic about his character that looks cool.

It must be the spikes and the blue, and he's got those cool trainers and he runs really fast.

Yeah, it's like soy boys love Mario and then autists love Sonic.

It attracts a certain kind of person.

People who love Mario make me think of Elvis the Alien.

Sega should just come back and make a new console for fun. Oh, why not? They can't be that broke. Come on, everyone's doing it. If some random company like AYANEO or, I don't know, Legion Go can make one, why don't they make one? They must have loads of money from Sonic.

The Sega. Shame Sega stopped. I had a Sega Mega Drive and the Dreamcast. I quite like Sega better than Nintendo. I don't know why Nintendo got so popular but Sega failed. I even like Sega more than Sony. I don't even like Sony. Boring games. Crash Bandicoot and Tomb Raider and boring. I think Sega had way better franchises

like Soulcalibur and Sonic. Why, why Sony?

Why did Sony do better than Sega?

Sega.

But the word Sega sounds so old school, like '80s. It doesn't sound modern.

Sega.

Yeah, and it had Jet Set Radio and Choo Choo Rocket. It had loads of good games on it.

Jet Set Radio was cool.

I only wanted PlayStation because it had GTA. Back then GTA was PlayStation only.

I like Xbox more because it had Halo and Dead or Alive.

Nothing else in here.

From Manchester.

Dat is steeds waar.

What's the weather like?

Slightly cloudy, 24% chance of rain.

Maybe I'll stay inside tomorrow.

Hmm, there's almost there.

Take a single hit off the vape. I don't know, I'm scared.

I don't want to get hooked. You hear all kinds of scary stories about people who vape getting weird lung problems.

How about a swig of beer instead? Alcohol addiction and nicotine addiction.

Hmm. Oh, you can get weed vapes.

Damn. Get sex vapes. Can I just inhale the sex? So when I inhale it, it makes me feel like I'm having sex.

It's not fair. Every other addiction you can do alone, it's easy. But sex addiction is the one thing so hard to get. You gotta find a woman or pay for a woman. You can easily just get a bottle of beer for a pound. You wanna have sex, you gotta pay like £100, £150.

How about

sub? One sub for a puff of nicotine.

Not fire sales, nicotine sales.

I'm nearly 48 kg.

I'm gonna drop down to 48 kg soon. I think 15,000 steps gonna make you lose weight.

I think if you just do 15,000 steps, you're gonna lose some weight, aren't you? Problem is people will just put it back on again because they'll get hungry and eat.

I lost so much weight walking in Japan. I lost all my muscle. I was looking pretty buff in Thailand and then I did 15,000-20,000 steps almost daily in Japan.

Even Blood Bucket said my jawline looks more chiseled because people were saying my face got fat in Thailand. Yeah, cuz I barely did any cardio in

Thailand cuz it's so hot in Thailand. You don't really want to do a lot of cardio unless it's swimming. I don't know if swimming— swimming's hard to do because you get tired really quickly. I don't know if it burns the same as walking a lot. Walking a lot burns a lot of fat.

I was eating pies and steaks and beers

all the time and not doing any exercise apart from lifting weights, which doesn't really burn fat, it just builds muscle.

Do cycling or jogging or walking, but there's no way I could walk 15,000 steps in Bangkok outside. It's too hard, it's too hot.

No way.

I tried streaming outside. I don't know how I'm going to do it if I go back to Thailand. So come out at night, baby.

Check my footage. I never check the footage anymore.

Was that when I was peeing? I clicked on the bit when I was peeing.

Looks quite good.

Oh, hey, 2018! How do my streams used to look? Probably way worse than this.

Check 505. Oh, the windmill.

It's still really shaky, like there's no stabilization.

I guess it's not that bad.

It doesn't glide like the GoPro does.

I want to eat my wax.

Electric fence. And then it gets switched back on there.

It's such good content.

Amazing content.

I can't hear a word I'm saying.

I don't know where 5 hours and 5 minutes is because it It doesn't say. It's like minus six hours, so five hours five would be how many hours ago?

The woods.

我是说啊，说爸爸。

Get S25. The problem is it's, um,

Stabilization is software, it's not hardware, because the wide angle doesn't have optical stabilization, it only has electronic.

They never put the wide— I mean, they never put stabilization on the wide angle, they just put it on the main The main ends.

Oh, there.

No, I like my flip because I can flip it, my bag strap.

Oh, I get both.

Yeah, I can't see half the screen. It's a stupid thing covers it up.

Covers it up. Covers it up. Covers it up. Covers it up.

Remember what?

Today was not fun. So windy. The road here.

Well, I get S25 and this as well.

3 phones.

Hair's looking good though,

as always.

This is kind of crazy.

I don't like this VOD player, it buffers so much.

Nightwish. I'm getting really bored of my songs. I have to delete a bunch of them.

Did you like my Nightwish?

The metal was pretty cool in the car.

I do like the original thing. I don't like these new things.

It makes you feel epic when you're driving,

like you're in some kind of movie.

Like you're trying to outrace a nuclear explosion and deliver some secret message to high command.

I hit the side. Did you hear all the brambles scratching the car up? Listen.

That I hit the brambles on the side.

I need

to get some new music. Getting bored of mine.

I've stuck behind this stupid red car the whole time. Was it red or purple? It was a purple Nissan. I feel like old people like Nissans.

The hummus. Great VOD. Good job, everyone.

Amazing.

Okay,

looks like we maxed out at 1,200 followers. Is that all I've got now? Is that my max viewership? Down from 100K.

It's all I got left now. The good thing about the move to Kick, it really did filter out all the inactive people because they weren't around to come here.

I mean, if all 100K came over to Kick to continue not watching me, it'd be fucking annoying. I'm already getting annoyed. I already got annoyed with them all being subbed to me and they don't watch my stuff.

Why did you stop?

I think this— I don't think we even get to like 2K followers, to be honest. This is the biggest it gets.

I already got 4K followers on Twitch, and that's when I had 100K subs as

Changed how often you'll change it. If it'll get really oily, I'll chuck it out and Get out the new one. It's not very dirty. Yeah, it's only when it gets soaked in grease. I'll just chuck on the bin.

I've got

lots of sponge. Is here.

I got it from Temu. It's probably like 50p from China.

No, Mr. Meow Meow.

Oh, why is my nose all blocked? This is my sinus,

sinus tactics.

Are you allowed to have nicotine and drive, or is that illegal?

You think it's not allowed because it affects your brain. And your reaction speed, doesn't it?

But maybe you could say the same for coffee.

I don't know what to do now. We're just waiting to be hungry for dinner, but I've eaten loads.

It's gonna take a while. Oh, is that Mr. Meow Meow? Or is that the black cat? I see a cat in the field. I think it's the black one.

Well, I was about to drink the vape liquid. I'll put it in my coffee.

It's the black cat.

But still looks stuffed. Look at it.

I don't think I'm gonna be hungry until 9 o'clock.

Whoa, market tanked.

Maybe I'll go long here. Maybe I'll do a sneaky long. I'll buy. All in. £2,000, go! I'm long.

I'm up 10 pence.

I'm gonna go long into power hour.

Can I sing? Maybe later when I'm in the mood.

Look at this handsome chap,

just like the picture.

Oh, what was that?

A nut of your mind, fucker.

Self-nutting.

Oh,

it's my paper.

When I delivered for Amazon, a lot of the places I delivered to everywhere smelled like weed. The more run-down it looks, the more it smells like weed. Why do poor people like smoking weed so much?

Oops, accident.

Yeah, I don't like the smell.

It's good if you want to have sex though. I had the best sex ever when I was high.

It'd be cool if I can find someone to have sex with whilst high again.

Last time I jerked off? This morning.

Maybe I'll get high enough banging Bobby. That'd be pretty good.

Does nicotine make you horny?

It's been a while since I had a good bang session that wasn't just a quick jerk-off.

I forgot, I just watch random porn now.

I'm not very creative these days. I just put hot girl getting fucked raw. I'm not very creative with my searches.

Whatever, just randomly click on stuff until I find a good one.

I hate it when they show the guy's face. I don't want to see the guy's face when he's nutting. I want to see the girl. Who wants to see the guy's face?

Yeah, sometimes I like to watch girls that are like really hot that I could never get.

Big bum, nice face. Small waist.

It's annoying, you have to keep re-verifying yourself even if you've done it before. It will ask you again and then you enter your registered email and you got to enter a code. It's really annoying.

I've never even met a black girl before. I've met 2 black men.

The closest I got to a black woman was— there was a black woman at the guest house back in 2011, but I never talked to her.

That was the only time I've ever come close to a black woman.

I just don't really see them a lot. Especially you go to Japan, you barely see any black women. Well, at least in my experience in guest houses and stuff, there was never any. I mean, there was like 2 black guys back in 2011, but that was it.

I guess my OnlyFans is blocked if you're from the UK unless you verify.

The age— the selfie thing's silly. Can't you just get a photo of someone?

Do you think they're like collecting data on what kind of porn you look up to catch predators? Better be careful what you're searching.

I watched, um, Lady Masturbating whilst having a massive shit. It was pretty hot.

She shat all over her bed

whilst orgasming.

Is that legal?

Oh no, my long down £1. That's like 5 minutes streaming on Kick.

Ceasefire agreement fails. Cambodia bombs Thailand throughout the night. Oh no,

that didn't last long.

Recently I'm into blonde girl porn.

And, uh, maybe hippie-looking girls with pigtails. That's pretty hot. And also English MILFs.

Yeah, I started getting interested in like English MILFs, like old-looking ones. Not too old, like mid-40s, not grannies. They're pretty hot. They got like this dead inside look with the bags, like they know life's over, so I might as well just fuck.

Blonde MILF. Big titties and big bum.

I wonder how long until I get really desperate and I start actually putting effort into meeting someone.

I mean, I could risk— I could use one phone on the dating app and risk getting banned.

Never know, it might be like 40-year-old big titty MILFs nearby.

But if I found one, I'd end up not leaving because I just like banger as much as I can.

I feel like maybe I should do a bit of traveling whilst this kick thing's going.

The MILFs will be here waiting for me when I'm back. Buy a new iPhone 17, download some aping apps— dating apps— dating apps, and then get banned, then return it.

I don't want to date. Oh no, Gen Z are annoying. But MILFs are old but less annoying.

It's tough, isn't it?

I got to date a millennial my own age, 30-something, 34-year-old, 32. I only get 20-year-olds through the channel. I never get 20-year-olds Outside of YouTube.

Without YouTube, all I get is like late 30s, mid-30s women,

but I never dated a 40-year-old.

I divorced Chihiro before she got to 40, broke up with Faster before she got to 40.

I don't know who's gonna be next. I feel like, oh, I can't be bothered.

I'd just rather not meet anyone if she's gonna be ugly and fat.

It just feels like it's not worth it. Also, if they know where I live and it gets messy and they're violent, I don't know, I don't really want to get in trouble. That's why I don't really want to date around in, in this area,

because things always become messy with me, don't they?

If I ghost them, they might just show up.

That's why I'm thinking, no, I shall make my mess in Thailand and Japan, where they're obviously not going to come all the way here to hunt me down, are they?

Oh, my nose is all blocked.

It's not my nose, it's like my sinus.

You already made a mess. Yeah, I don't want to make more mess.

I think the only way to meet someone normal is if you actually get a job and then you see them every day and they're like normal, not old people. Otherwise, all you can get on dating apps are either weird or old people, and then on channel you're just going to get weird, weird e-girls. Oh shit, that reminds

me. Okay, Bug messaged me. I forgot to reply.

Sorry, I was outside streaming. Got back.

I think the best shot you have at meeting someone normal is probably you get a job and then you meet them every day. But it's a gamble because you're not guaranteed that there's anyone going to be cute at your workplace. I worked at the petrol station for nearly a year. The only cute girl was dating the other

Nepalese guy, and she was the daughter of the manager. And she wasn't even that cute, to be honest. She had a big chin.

I've never met a girlfriend at a workplace I worked at. There were a lot of girls at my first job at the Roebuck Inn, but none were interested, and I didn't make a move. I was about 18. And they were like 20. There was one called Leanne, she was 21 at the time, so she must be like

40 now. And then there were some other girls, Chloe, I can't remember the other one. They were like 16 though, so I didn't— wasn't interested.

One of them kept harassing me to buy them cigarettes, I kept saying no. She's like, please, Daniel, can you get me some ciggies? I think she was like 15.

And then I got a job in my dad's company. There are no girls there, just middle-aged women.

And then I got a job at Lawson. It's just Japanese people and Chinese people. There was a Chinese girl, but there were a bunch of Chinese workers there too. They didn't really seem to like me.

And then I worked at the petrol station, just Nepalese guy and Bangladesh guy and a bunch of old English women. Old English women did day shifts. It was funny, my school friend's mum works there. I had a friend from school, but I'd never met his mum before. But she knew who I was.

And I was like, oh, you're so-and-so's mum. I never saw her at his house. Whenever I went over his house, his parents were out. I danced with her at the Christmas party. She put her hands around my waist. It was weird.

I heard they moved to Spain.

I wonder how's that— how that's going after Brexit.

So yeah, I never had any luck with girls at workplaces. That's the thing, you might join someplace and there's no girls, and then maybe leave, and then a month later a girl joins.

Supermarkets usually have a lot of girls stacking shelves and stuff. When I did Amazon Flex, Morrisons, there were so many slim girls in the back rooms packing stuff.

They would, they would chat whilst they worked and they would just chat about, I don't know, like drama from their home.

Yeah, restaurants and bars usually have good-looking girls,

but then you've either got to be good with customers and get a waiter job, or be able to work in the kitchen and get yelled at and work under stress and pressure. Stressor, which I can't really do. I don't like being shouted at or sworn at.

I just quit. I, I wouldn't even tell them I quit. I just ghost. I wouldn't show up.

It's annoying. There's so many girls out there.

It's so hard to beat them.

You got to be a social butterfly.

You've also got to like befriend with her friends. You can't just isolate out the girl, like pick her from her friend group. You got to hang out with all of them.

It's annoying.

You also got to get the approval of the friend group, otherwise they'll talk shit about you when you're not around. Why'd you like Nunu? Did you know? Hehehe.

That's why older women are good, because they usually don't have this kind of friend— they're more focused on work and home life, and then on like hanging out with friends, having beer oozes on the hill. That's like early 20s, late teen kind of lifestyle.

Yeah, I felt weird. I remember hanging out with Mila and her friends, and they're like early 20s, mid-20s, and there's me nearly mid-30s. I felt so old. I felt like, why am I like nearly middle-aged I'm hanging out with all these young people, felt weird. Mira's friends were young, like 21, 22, but Mira was 25 and I

was 32 at the time. I felt like a granddad.

Yeah, maybe I look younger than them, but I don't feel like a 20-year-old. It's all about what it feels like. I don't feel like a teenager.

I feel like an experienced man who's had life experience, drives a car, has a house. I'm not like a teenage mindset, want to go hang out at the bar

and do silly things. I'm a grown-up.

Oh shit, my lung. My lung is down 2 pounds.

I think Mila's doing some kind of photography job now.

She was looking for a model on Facebook.

I remember she wanted— she kept saying she wanted to do YouTube. She got these studio lights, like big studio lights, and she got an S10+ to make videos with.

And I thought, why do you have all this stuff? You don't need it. Just sit by the window.

She did actually have, um,

Not her own YouTube channel, but she was in a video on someone else's channel. Barely got any views. It's like some weird artistic thing, like a— like acting. And then she was also on some other channel, like a water park, like a professionally shot water park video with the girls in it, and the video quality was really

good. And she was like an actress or a model in it.

So she— I mean, she's on the BBC channel too, so she's out there. She's just hard to find.

I think she's on a bunch— what if she's like meets other YouTubers because she's got a thing for being on people's? I think, you know, she wanted to meet me because she's got this thing for being in videos. But doesn't want to make her own videos because she's in her friend's video and she's on this water park

ad video and she's on the BBC video. I think she likes being on videos and being on the internet. That's why she met me. And then she didn't like the toxic backlash from my incel audience.

Send some pics to K-Bug.

A picture at the castle was pretty good.

What's that sound?

I swear I heard a sound like a cat scratching its ears. There's no way the cat's under the bed.

That'd be insane.

No, I heard like a cat scratching itself sound.

It's such a waste of a room, isn't it? I just dry my hair in this room. Sometimes I jerk off in front of the mirror, get my anus out. It's fun to look at yourself from a different angle.

I can't breathe.

What was that?

It's K-Bug.

I'll say I'll take her there too.

Maybe I'll fly K-Bog out.

She's my only girl left.

Whoops, closed the camera by accident. I don't know why the camera closes randomly like that.

Maybe it ran out of wham.

How do I download more wham?

I

wonder if K-Bug would actually do e-sex, or is she just joking?

She won't send me nudes.

Moon didn't send me nudes either.

Boring. I sent my nudes.

She asked for nudes, I sent her nudes, but she didn't send me any back. Not fair.

I feel out of breath.

I kind of stopped raging at people, didn't I? I kept raging so much. Halfway into the first month of Kick.

I don't know why I got so triggered. I was getting so triggered.

I don't know why I got so triggered about everything.

Now I feel like I don't really care.

Everything— everyone just got so annoying.

Maybe because I'm used to streaming all day now. Money's just too good to not do it.

Maybe I'll do a half day tomorrow.

Hit vape? No, I'm already struggling to breathe. I don't know why I feel short of breath.

I just really don't know what

to do moving forwards.

My nose is all blocked.

Silly, isn't it? Why does it block up my nose? I need to breathe.

What's the point?

Nah, I don't wanna get a lawyer.

I can't be bothered.

I already know what I have to do anyway.

All I gotta do

is save my money,

stack those Benjis.

I mean, all I gotta

do is keep my mouth shut. It's not hard, is it?

And find things to do, keep my mind preoccupied.

Maybe I'll get a full-blown, full-life, full-body sex doll. I'll kiss her and fall in love.

Call her Clarissa. Get married.

I put her in the car in the passenger seat and we go on dates.

Some people actually do that. They even marry them.

And then we can pretend to have babies. I would get a little baby one too, like a,

like a toy baby, and then it could be our family.

Doll family.

How sad is that? I've seen some guys do VR. They get like a VR woman.

You can actually see her in, in the VR and she talks to you like AI does. You can have conversation with it and you can see her as well when you wear the headset.

That's where the future is heading, isn't it? Because real relationships are hard.

Why'd I scrap the unban feature? Because I'm banning people for good reason and I'm not unbanning them. Before, I was banning a lot of people because I was getting mad, so it was kind of funny for people to be able to unban them. But now I'm banning people for good reasons, like not getting me in trouble.

See, I started banning them. They stopped now.

Just need a little bit of a disciplinary action and they learn quickly.

I'm trying to keep my nose clean.

It's kind of nice not having to make videos anymore.

Didn't enjoy it anyway.

Boring, innit?

So as some of you may know, I've been in Herman Handmade for the last few years, and today I'm going to talk about why. First of all, I didn't do anything wrong. I didn't know. I don't

even know what I'd make a video about if I had to make one.

What are you showing us on your head?

Um, no white hairs.

No grays,

hopefully. If I start digging, I might find some. Getting younger every day, defeating aging

using positive mind waves.

I need toilet again. Hold on.

Oh, hey, Chuff. That's okay.

I forgot what you said, to be honest.

Uh, but I don't think I said what you said that I said.

No, don't say it again.

Wouldn't want the police thinking I actually said those things.

You never accepted my apology.

I accept it.

Yesterday was just really grim. I was really, uh, freaking out about the situation.

But yeah, I think over the next few days I can just move on, forget about it.

It doesn't really require me to Do anything apart from just watch what I say.

I guess I was getting a bit carried away with my verbosity. I don't know if that's a real word. Maybe I need to tone it down. I was having a bit too much fun, maybe.

Let's just talk about Mila and you.

Chihiro was so dumb she couldn't even something something.

Where's Mr. Meow Meow?

Ah, I don't know what to do with my life anymore.

Should I try and find a new girlfriend in Devon?

I don't know, sometimes. 嗯。

I wonder

where people meet up to go on dates here, like the locals. Maybe they go to Kit Hill for a date.

Yeah, let me take you into the wilderness where no one's around for our first date. I'll take her to Bog Hill. The moors where there's no one around for miles with the strange guy you just met off the internet.

What a great idea.

The Cornish girl next arc.

Her name is Sarah.

6 foot tall, blonde hair, big bum.

Her skin pale like clotted cream.

Maybe I should go up to random people and ask them if they want to stream with me.

Like random girls at Kit Hill.

Hello, do you want to stream with me?

Who was Cornish Girl?

A single mom in Manchester out of 10?

Probably like 3 out of 10. I actually don't remember what her face looked like.

I haven't had any dates in the UK from dating apps where I thought, oh wow, the girl's really nice looking. They all look kind of weird, or they've got some problem like they're disabled or single mum, or I don't know. Everyone's weird and everyone looks weird as well. It's hard to find someone where you like the way

they look and they like you back. There's so many weird looking people out there that I would never want to date. I saw a girl on Thai Friendly, she's in the UK. She looks like the space between her upper lip and nose is too wide and looks like she's got a mustache.

Look weird.

A lot of weird looking— do you think— I don't know, do you think it's equal or do you think there's more ugly girls than there are ugly guys? A lot of weird looking girls out there.

I don't know how they're gonna find a boyfriend. I mean, even me, king of incels stickman, would not date them.

I don't know how they're gonna find a boyfriend.

I don't know, like, having a girlfriend sounds nice and everything, but then it kind of ruins my life in other ways. Number one, I can't stream all day, so my income's going to get slashed. Number two, I can't just randomly travel,

so no spontaneous trips to 10 bucks too.

But then in exchange for that, I get hot sex and cuddles.

Hmm, I'm getting paid for self-isolating, doing society a favor.

It's probably best for everyone that I just stay in my house.

I remember feeling so lonely in South Korea. I actually felt like I had this headache from being lonely. And then when I hung out with this girl, it was like the headache was lifted and disappeared. My mind was refreshed and I felt invigorated.

I felt like this horrible aching feeling in my brain from loneliness every day disappeared.

But I went from being married, living with Shahira every day, to just completely alone. It was hard

when you go from living with someone every day and then suddenly next day you're all alone, it feels horrible. But if you slowly ease into it, it's not too bad.

I remember I was in 2016, I stayed with my Korean ex for a month or two, and then I went to Japan and I felt so miserable. That's when I got sucked off by the gay guy. I felt so depressed and lonely, I even let a guy suck me off.

It's a horrible feeling because when you're living with someone, it's nice.

I don't know, it's like something nice about having another person around you.

Maybe I'll get a cardboard cutout of a girl. Maybe it'll have the same effect.

Get a Roomba and then you put a cardboard cutout of a girl on it so it looks like she's moving about.

Double-sided, same thing.

Have you ever made a snowman when it snowed, but then instead of making the traditional snowman shape, you make a girl with like nice hips and boobs, and you like shape its ass out of snow, and you poke a little hole in it? And you fuck it, and then your dick gets all cold and covered in rabbit

poo. Yeah, I never did that either.

I made snow women, not a snowman.

I made the ass crack with my finger like I went down. To make the, um, the lines

and shave out the hips so the hips are wide and the stomach's thin. It would start off as a normal snowman, and then I'd turn it into a woman with snow boobs.

You

get dick freeze.

I used to love making a snow house. It never seems to snow enough to be able to make one anymore. When I was a kid, it snowed a lot. I'd rush out, I'd put on all my clothing, my snow boots, 5 layers, my scarf and hat, and then I'd spend all day making this snow house until I

ran out of energy. Usually I get to the bit where you make the roof and I'm just out of energy.

Because you would use up all the snow around where you've built it, and then you've got to go further and further out to get more snow. And then the snow gets covered in rabbit poo if you go deep enough.

And sometimes it wouldn't be the right kind of snow, it'd be too powdery. Had to be slightly wet.

That was fun.

呵呵。

What happened when the snowwoman had an argument with the snowman? Gave him the cold shoulder. Good one. I gave her the cold penis.

8 o'clock. 4 hours to go.

What should I do tomorrow? I haven't even charged the car. I can't even go far anyway.

I don't really want to go too far. I don't like driving. I mean, I do like the drive, it's just it's not good for the stream. It's costing me nearly 2 hours if I have to drive there. That's an hour that I've lost not streaming.

Mario Kart, anyone?

And then I have to drive all the way back.

Damn, the graphics look so good on this. Look at the lighting. The lighting is so good.

Damn, Peach looking hot.

Why did they take away the special power of the Venus flytrap?

Oh, sorry. You don't get to choose the wheel type and the paraglider type anymore.

Why did they take that away?

I think they have the most points out of everyone. They also took away the nationality flag thing. You can't tell where people are from unless they're Japanese and they've got a Japanese name. You never see any Korean names.

I don't know where to go tomorrow.

Could stay at home all day.

I hate this flying bit. I just want to get on the ground and start driving.

Not really many places left to go anymore.

Still got Tintagel Castle.

I hate it when it auto steers you. It doesn't let you just drive freely off the track unless you got a boost.

Diddly Squat Farm, it's like 2 and a half hours drive away. I can't stream that.

I can't just stream 2 hours of non-talking driving,

so that would cost me 5 hours of streaming because I, I can't really stream it.

The more time I spend driving, it's making me lose money.

I've got to keep the drive short.

I don't like talking when I drive. I like to listen to my music and just focus on driving and enjoy the driving. Talking kind of ruins it. Talking kind of ruins everything. I mean, I don't really want to talk now. I just want to play Mario Kart.

It's annoying having to talk all the time,

but people get bored if I don't.

Oh shit, I'm going to lose.

Oh my God. You're fucking joking. Oh my God, got knocked out in the second round. See, this is why I don't like talking. It makes me struggle to do what I'm trying to do.

Why doesn't it just start the next fucking match? Why does it do this loading screen and then spectate? I don't want to fucking spectate. Just start the next fucking match. Imagine thinking I want to spectate and watch who's going to win. I don't care. Just start the next match straight away. Why are you making me wait?

Why does it do that little loading screen thing? I don't have a TV to play on. I used to have a monitor, then it broke.

TK used to do those motorbike vlogs, didn't he?

Does he still do those?

I hate

this flying bit. It's really boring.

It's weird, I didn't like the drifting when I first played this, but now it feels completely normal. It felt different to Mario Kart 8, like there was a slight delay when you press the button.

The problem is these tracks are so wide and big you don't even need to drift.

Some of them is just a big straight line. Like, I mean, look at this, it's a big straight line.

I don't really want a TV anymore.

I don't even know what to watch on it. I only wanted a TV because I thought Crypt was coming. I thought we could watch movies on it.

I didn't even see the bus come out of nowhere.

Ah, this fucking car. There are so many stupid things on this road.

They put too much clutter on the roads.

It's not fun.

Oh, I'm gonna get knocked out again.

15th. Oh, I might make it.

13th. Oh, come on. Oh my God. Oh, that was close. If I got knocked out again, the second one,

that would be noobish.

Which means you can't believe I paid 467 for this. This is amazing fun.

It feels nice, that's the main thing. It feels really satisfying. I don't know why. Controls are responsive and fluid.

Looks good, plays good,

makes my brain feel nice.

It also feels social because you're playing with other people.

I'm third place.

Oh yeah.

I

hate all the projectiles.

Didn't last very long.

I'm first.

Noobs are—

my neck's gonna ache.

I hate the water as well. It's so slow.

It feels so slow when you're in the water. Why do they do that?

Why, why did it just steer me automatically? That's really annoying.

嗯。

I'm sick. No, I'm gonna lose.

Oh, fucking stupid fucking game.

Oh, my neck hurts now.

8:20. Oh, my neck.

My favorite game of all time?

Rainbow Six Siege, easy.

Where's my lamb? I'm going to eat one of those lambs I saw today.

Shawarma. Shawarma. Never had this before.

There's hair everywhere.

Way. Ah, my garlic bread! All my venison steaks.

2nd of August. What's that noise?

That's still a lot of lamb.

I got my favorite garlic bread and breadsticks, hummus. Just a few of my favorite foods that I love so much that I discovered all going on sale for this year. Kind of garlic bread instead of

Chips. Okay, so make vegetables with it, I think.

What? Why is it so dirty?

Maybe I boil them.

Yeah, I might sharpen the knife at some point. But it still cuts, so whatever.

Oh, my leg's really itchy.

Why is it itchy in the side of my thigh?

Boil the broccoli.

Yeah,

I got lamb shawarma.

Sure, something unknown inside of my leg is really itchy.

Some potatoes would be good with it.

Put

that

smooth.

I wish I could breathe. That would be nice.

Shawarma lamb. Shawarma. I want to make like steaks, not just a big slab of meat. How do you do that? Oh, she hates it.

Um, you're not cutting it right now.

Damn.

This lamb was grazing on the moors. And now it's getting chopped

into a swarm.

Knife is a bit blunt, isn't it?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. How do I sharpen it? Yeah, I've got a knife sharpener.

Good way it is. I haven't seen it in ages.

Uh, I forgot to water my rosemary.

Smells good.

Smells like old man. It's like old man smell.

Actually, it smells a bit like Indian people.

It's all like Indian people smell.

I don't know if it smells good or smells like an old man's armpit.

I don't know, I'm like confused. Am I supposed to enjoy the smell?

It just makes me— it reminds me of Indian men.

I thought shawarma is Turkish, not Indian.

Mm, smells good.

Mm, smells so good. Bam!

嗯。

Oh, this city, rock and roll.

I've changed my life.

What? It's still raw. Are you

Joking. What the fuck is it still warm?

Nice.

What the fuck? Yeah, I cook it in there for about half an hour. Fucking

Because it's still raw.

Give it a blast.

It's like pink.

I don't know if it's safe to eat raw like this.

I don't really want to eat raw lamb.

Too gamey. It's not beef, it's lamb.

It's a lot of

broccoli.

Oh, boiled broccoli is not bad.

Oh my God, how's it still warm?

Okay, cook it and cook it and cook it. It's still pink. Like my pussy. Oh shit, the market's tanking.

My long is down £4.

The one time I put in a long and the market tanks.

Pink up my clown pussy. Have you seen that meme? It's weird. You're like a cute girl dressed up in a clown outfit with clown makeup, and she's going big tits bazooka book or something like that. What the hell is that?

Surely it's cooked now. Don't be shy.

It's still fucking raw. What?

Oh yeah, whatever. Okay, just don't care anymore.

Mm,

good enough.

Lamb with broccoli, garlic bread, and peppers.

Pretty good.

Uh,

where's my tripod?

What? Where's my big tripod?

Oh my.

Another hard day of work.

Lamb looks good. See if it's seasoned enough.

Hmm, pretty good.

I think it needs some salt.

It's a little bland. I need that.

This is the end result. All those lamb grazing on the moors,

this is what it's all for— end up on a plate. They're working hard eating that grass, and then I eat them.

That's what you get being a little bitch.

Little bitch-ass lamb.

Bitch-ass lamb. I spit on you.

That's what you get for disobeying the Lord.

Bit chewy.

The bits without the fat are not chewy. It reminds me of South Korea, yanggochi.

They've got this restaurant called Yanggochi. You get skewered pieces of lamb and then you get like a charcoal fire on your table and then you place them on the fire and rotate them and then you dip it into salt and stuff. It's really good, tastes like that.

The problem is the fat. The fat's very chewy.

Very chewy.

Yeah, I like shawarma, but it wasn't very— I needed to add salt.

The bits without fat, very tender and nice. Not true, it's the stupid fat.

Kind of full up already.

All right.

啊，嗯，啊，啊。

Oh, this is a very heavy meal.

Oh.

Oh God, it's gonna be a tough one.

You better chew it.

That's chewing gum.

Ah,

hi.

My jaw hurts.

Ah,

my jaw aches.

Sometimes I do like vegetables more just because they're easier to eat.

啊。

Oh.

啊，嗯。

Oh.

嗯。

Yeah, I started prediction.

For police. If no one chooses yes, then people who chose no don't win anything, do they? Because where are they going to win the points from?

Oh God, this lamb. It's hard work.

So chewy. 22,000. What?

26,000 points. What?

We did it!

Oh, thank God! Lamb from the moors in my stomach! In my stomach now!

I was nervous driving home. Like, driving to the cheese ring, there's that police van in front of me half the way. Oh, sweating.

If I did 1 mile over the speed limit, do you think they'd bust me? It was one of those mobile speed camera police vans.

Do you think they had the cameras on? Whilst I

drive.

Hmm, flavor

was good. It's just

very chewy.

The leftover lamb is gonna be even more chewy tomorrow.

Oh, I feel kind of sick from the taste of lamb.

It does have like this musk, like this musky flavor. Very oily as well.

Japanese people don't really like it either. You don't really tend to see lamb in Japanese meals. They usually say it's kusai, stinky. 肉が臭い

I mean, I wouldn't say it stinks, but that's the word they use in Japanese. I'd say it's musky, gamey. I don't know why they don't have a word like gamey in Japanese. They say kusai.

They seem to dumb down everything with just like basic adverbs.

No, it's either umai or kusa or mazui. We have words like succulent and juicy, tender. Japanese, very basic language sometimes. It's either uma or mazu

or sugoku oishii. What about melt in your mouth? Succulent and wet.

I like kebabs.

I don't know,

kebab doesn't seem as musky as that one did. Maybe it was an old lamb.

I hate it on Japanese TV whenever they eat food, they make their eyes really wide open and they make that shocked Pikachu face and they go, um,

or the women go, oishii. It's so annoying every single time they say or do the same thing.

It's like they've never eaten food in their life before.

I used to watch so much Japanese TV. That band Arashi used to be on TV all the time with Matsumoto Jun. He was the heartthrob of the 2000s. Everyone loved Matsumoto Jun.

He sucked at singing though. Have you heard him sing? He's awful at singing. It's just because he was handsome and he was in a few famous TV shows. Matsumoto Jun. He must be like 50 now.

And then there's the other guy,

Ninomiya. He became like kind of an actor. I forgot the others. Aiba and the other guy with the fat face,

and then the uglier one who was actually good at singing.

They were all really bad at singing apart from maybe 2 of them.

The one with the brown spiky hair was actually not bad. Matsujun was so bad at singing.

I don't know if there's a new boy band to replace them because they replaced SMAP. SMAP was like the equivalent of— SMAP was really big. In what, '90s?

I used to like Morning Musume,

and then they got replaced by AKB.

I don't know what Japan pop culture is like now. I was really into it in

late 2000s.

Mid-2000s, who had Gacked and you had Arashi on TV all the time.

That Daigo guy as well.

I wonder who's on TV now.

He had that show Downtown with those 2 comedians.

I forgot their names.

The bald one.

It's kind of sad not having a TV. You don't know like who's popular or what's popular now.

You feel a bit disconnected from the world.

Sumo wrestling? Boring. Couple fat guys pushing each other around.

Who cares?

At least in American wrestling, you had interesting characters like The Rock, Triple H, The Undertaker. They all looked unique. Sumo wrestlers all look the same. They don't have special moves. They all do the same thing. There's no drama.

I liked Kane. Isn't he like a governor of some state now?

Weird shift in direction, career shift.

Oh God. So forth.

How are there so many viewers? I don't know, I guess I'm just pretty famous.

Do I look— sushi vlogs?

No. Is he still getting the same views or has his channel died?

Imagine— I can't imagine being his viewers. I don't know what kind of people would actually enjoy watching some Japanese guy just sit around cooking and cleaning, basically doing nothing in his house all day, and that's his whole content. How boring. I

don't know what kind of people enjoy that content.

What a boring channel.

Why would the police knock? Apparently I'm under investigation.

That's what it says in the paper.

They're probably watching my stream. That's why I got so many viewers. Half of Tavistock Police Station watching.

I drove past Tavistock Police Station once. I was doing a round for Every and I had to deliver to the care home, which is actually right next to the police station.

Why am I afraid of— well, I didn't do anything to horses and the police still showed up at my house, didn't they?

I never even went near a horse.

The problem with the society we live in now. The problem with the world we live in today is that it doesn't matter what you actually did or didn't do, it's what people think you did or didn't do that matters. Like, if they think you might have done it, then they're going to come knocking even if you didn't

do it.

Same with people, like, even if what they think is untrue, if you made them feel a certain way, then that's more important than what's actually true.

Like, maybe I think, oh, you don't like me because of how you speak to me, and then actually you do like me, but because you made me feel like you don't like me, then that holds stronger than what you actually feel.

I don't understand, like, the idea of investigating is knock on my door and have a chat, as if that's going to prove anything. I mean, they watched the clip of my horse joke back in 2022, and a police officer came to my house, knocked on the door. I didn't answer, so he went around the garden found my

mom.

Fucking fly, fuck off.

So then my mom came back to the house with the policeman. Daniel, what did you do? Daniel, what have you done?

And then he goes, if I could just have a word with your son, just the two of us, for some privacy, much appreciated. The policeman was really young. He looked like, I don't know, 24 or something. Was not an old or— it wasn't an experienced police person at all.

Must have been younger than me. And then he goes, uh, we've had reports of your live streaming clips regarding horses. I didn't know what it was about because I said a lot of things about horses.

And then he goes, you're not in any trouble. It was obviously taken out of context, and it was— you were just joking around. And I was like, yeah, of course.

I mean, if I'm not in any trouble, then what are you doing here to tell me I'm not in trouble?

Must have been a slow day.

I just laugh at the idea of these police people or detectives or investigators watching my content.

Imagine taking any of it seriously. It's just like my content is the dumbest stuff on the whole internet. I mean, everything I say is just stupidity. Nothing makes any sense.

Imagine taking anything I say seriously. I'm like the biggest moron on the whole internet spouting out dribble. Imagine thinking I'm like an intellectual actually saying anything I mean.

That's what the actual joke is.

That no one seems to get that I'm just joking about.

My nose really blocked up. I don't know why. My sinus.

I really can't breathe out my nose.

I think if my mouth was taped shut, I would actually suffocate. Stupid nose, isn't it? Why are you blocking up my nose, body? What is the point of that? Can you explain why you're blocking up my nose? I've got to breathe out my mouth.

I had my bag searched once in the Japanese airport. I used to travel with my chopsticks in my backpack. I used to have a very nice pair of metal chopsticks. And I guess it triggered their alarms or something, and they looked for it in the bag and took it out, and they were like, what are these? I

said chopsticks.

I've had my bag searched a couple times in Japan. One time she pulled out all my condoms.

I had like 5 mobile phones. And a bunch of condoms at the bottom of the bag. She was pulling them all out.

Yeah, I used to love my Korean chopsticks, the thin flat metal ones. I prefer Japanese chopsticks now, the wooden round ones. They just feel nicer. Are you used to Korean chopsticks? You get like an indentation into your skin from holding it.

Didn't David Bond used to put a massive dildo in his luggage because he thought it was funny?

He also used to go around doing that funny dolphin sound at girls.

Doesn't slightly— Homer also used to do that.

I don't know how they do it.

I don't know how they do it.

David Bond was a famous sexpat pickup artist on YouTube. I met him in 2017.

He used to brag how easy it was to get women, and then he would cause media outrage and then get on TV and then get chased out the country,

and then he'd brag about how he tricks the media. It was quite funny.

And then he had this friend called Nick, and then he sold sex tapes that he secretly filmed, and then he got busted by Korean police. He got extradited and was in jail for like 2 years.

Oh God.

I feel kind of relieved I deleted all my material.

That was all completely taken with consent, by the way. All my material.

It was obvious I was filming. I mean, she looked right into the camera whilst I nutted.

He keeps deleting— he keeps taking down all his videos and then putting them back up again. I think he's having a mental breakdown or something.

Yeah, he's doing that weird thing Onision does, like, um,

making these videos where, serious, we need to talk, and then they flop, and then he deletes all his videos, and then he puts them all back up again.

He used to have a lot of videos, a lot of viral ones too, in Thailand. He had his channel really blow up when he was in Thailand, and he made videos with this Thai girl called Nikki.

They got, I don't know, 4 million views. He put big boobs in the thumbnail.

He made a video about me as well, saying that he found my channel really funny.

Yeah, that Nick guy messaged me, but I didn't reply.

I do not want to get involved with People getting into jail and criminal activity.

No thanks.

Oh, I wonder if I'm sick. I caught lamb disease.

Because the wind was so strong, I wonder if someone miles away could cough out a virus and then the wind blows it into my face from a mile away.

Surely the virus can travel in the wind before it gets stuck on something.

Imagine the police search my house and then they find Bobby and my baby oil and my purple dildo. They must think, Jesus, what does this guy get up to on his own?

I'd be so embarrassed if my house got searched.

I'm also— I got all this gay porn on my laptop of me riding dildos

with my butt oiled up with baby oil.

Yeah, well, when you're single, you got to have fun somehow, don't you?

I know how to have a good fun bum time.

That oil up my bum is nice and shiny. I put the camera behind me and then I watched the playback on the laptop screen.

Maybe the gay arc will actually happen in jail.

Some of these American police clips are crazy.

I saw this one clip, this guy was in his car and the policeman was trying to spray him with mace. But his mace spray was out of mace. He kept like shaking it and trying to spray it, and the guy was just sitting in his car.

Why do they do that?

Are they actually scared so they think they need to defend themselves, or they're like doing violent things?

If you start telling everyone you got HIV, would you think they'll still bum you? I mean, what if you actually do have HIV and everyone bums you? Then everyone in the prison is going to get HIV.

I mean, would you, would you think I'm lying, or would you take the chance that I'm lying and bomb me anyway?

It's crazy it actually happens at all anyway. I don't know how they get away with it. It's supposed to be a prison where they're under watch.

Oh, how does it just happen?

I don't understand why they share a room. Why can't they have one room each?

Well, how do the guards get away with it? Isn't there like a boss?

Shouldn't the boss be aware of what's going on?

I saw that story about— was it the female prison officer had sex with an inmate?

I just imagine being in prison would be so boring. Maybe getting bummed would be the only fun thing to do.

What are you— what else are you gonna do?

It must be so boring just sitting in a room all day long.

Wait, that's what I'm doing now.

That's literally what I'm doing now.

Yeah, I'm already getting bummed by Bobby. Basically in prison.

What? I take a shower every day. What are you talking about?

I would never go outside without washing my hair.

My hair looks weird if I don't shower. After I wake up from bed, my hair looks crazy.

Either half of it's sticking up or half of it's flat to my head.

Also, I gotta wash my dick cheese, otherwise I get infected.

Sorry I scared you there,

Jen. You lie all the way. Uh, you lie. I'm such a big guy and I get in the way of the Oh, I see. Oh my God, that's awful! That's not right! Put your hat on and get out of here! Sorry I scared you there, Jen. I can't believe you would ever do that, Dan. Uh, you know,

you lie all the way. Uh, you're right. I'm such a big guy. I'm such a big guy.

Must be fun being big. Just by being big on its own, people instantly find you interesting.

曇 り に 暗 く 言 う 幸 せ を 探 す 人 が 一 番 幸 せ だ ね。 巡 る 季 節 思 い 出 に 入 る なら 戻 って の 手 の ひ ら で。

What's interesting about our country, if you study history, is that there are some isms that occasionally pop up. One is isolationism, and its evil twin, protectionism. And its evil triplet, nativism. So if you study the '20s, for example, there was, uh, there was an American First policy that said, who cares what happens in Europe? Well, what happened

in Europe mattered eventually because of World War II. There was Smoot-Hawley, which is a part of an economic policy which basically said we don't want trade. In other words, let's throw up barriers. And there was an immigration policy that I think during this period argued we had too many Jews and too many Italians, therefore we should have

no immigrants. And my point to you is, is we've been through this kind of period of isolationism, protections, and nativism. I'm a little concerned that we may be going through the same period. Uh, I hope that these isms pass, which would then allow for a more orderly look at— Good morning. Would you like to get a drink

sometime? Look, Rasuka. Do you have like a tight gap meal earlier in the day and then you actually feel it improve from it?

What?

What is this?

It's so realistic.

If you're not in the Asian dating scene, then you Oh, AI is so stupid.

You able to shut the fuck up? Tired of watching?

What's he doing?

Newcastle County, Delaware. Yeah,

right in front of

the What the hell was that? It went by like we were standing still. Get on the air. Went by at 2:00. What the hell is it? It was the Messerschmitt 262, the world's first operational jet fighter. It flies 150 mph faster than our fastest fighter.

It is really hard to work with. You got that.

I mean, you were $900 million in debt and now your, your worth has what, quadrupled since the show? Like, oh, where's the Dragon Warrior? It's funny, in the UK we're so used to, uh, reversing in spots. Um, when I was in the US— well done, Captain.

What's my MBTI? Uh, I forgot. I-N-J-E-F-T.

People keep asking me what my thingy is.

IN

something.

INJFK.

I think it's silly. It's just like, oh, you like being alone, but you also enjoy being with people, and you think deeply and deep thoughts, and you like doing stuff alone, but then sometimes you like doing stuff with people. You just described everyone, basically.

I would say you have— you are creative And also

passionate.

A bunch of mumbo jumbo.

My love language, physical touch above all else. I don't care about words, I just want to be hugged and hold my hand.

What were they?

Sticks and stones.

Words mean little to me.

I mean, words are just stupid sounds coming out of a hole, a smelly bacteria-filled hole with little white pegs in it

and a tongue with saliva, and then we make sounds come out of it like— who gives a fuck what the sounds mean? It's just sound.

I don't really care what sound's coming out your smelly gob hole. Just put your arm around me and stroke my hair.

Sexy nude silver girl, that sounds kind of hot. They should turn all the guys into girls. Like, imagine a sexy hot Wolverine.

Sexy hot Charles Xavier. A bold old woman but with massive tits. I always thought Magneto was too overpowered. So he can just control anything that's metal and make it move around. Does it even make him tired? Is it like the Force?

They're so overpowered. He can basically move Wolverine around like a puppet.

He can just control bullets and make them shoot outwards. He's way too overpowered.

I like Mystique when she's in that blue-looking skin thing.

Also, the Beast is a stupid power. What, he just turns into a big hairy beast and he's strong? Wow, how unique.

I like the ice guy Bobby,

and I like, uh, Nightcrawler was cool. He could teleport.

Wasn't Nightcrawler and Mystique the same species of alien.

Yeah, I like Nightcrawler. Teleportation would be amazing. I just teleport anywhere.

Storm was boring. All she did was summon a storm and use thunder and lightning.

Yeah, they can't lock you up. You just teleport out again. I teleport back home and then they'll take me back to jail and I'll just teleport back out again.

X-Men was good.

I haven't seen the new one with Deadpool. Looks okay. I don't like Deadpool. He talks too much and he's not funny.

I don't like that Deadpool kind of Humor, you know, they talk a lot, being a smartass. It's annoying.

啊。

Take battling high phosphate. Don't worry. They plant. Oh, yo, check this out. Is coal a mineral? Oh, what I can tell you is coal, in the case of not having gas and not having renewable. Does anybody else worry that they'll never actually be able to get high?

Oh,

look, a troodon! Is it stealing egg cakes?

What do you call this in English? A mattress. A bed. What What about this? A cushion. A pillow. And this? A comforter. A duvet. What do you call this? A lantern. A lava lamp. And this? An armoire.

She was sucking on the cow nipple

like a

dick. I'm bored. 2 hours to go.

हाँ

This sounds pretty good. The guy just put metal over this singing.

Should put that on my car music.

I listened to that so many times last year.

I thought it was so good. No, it's boring.

Hi there, what can I get you to eat? We have beef, fish, or scallops. Beef, please. Beef, all right. And what can I get you to drink? I recommend either coffee or Coke. Coffee, please. Coffee, all right, wonderful. And can I interest you in any dessert? Dessert, please. Dessert? So we have a couple options. We have fruit

Lamb and we have crème brûlée. Sorry, crème brûlée, please. The crème brûlée? Yes, yes. Which one do you like more, the white girl or the Japanese girl? To eat, we have beef, fish, or scallops. I like the white girl. Beef, beef, beef. All right, and what can I get you to drink? I recommend either coffee or Coke.

Coffee, please. Coffee, all right, wonderful. And can I interest you in any dessert? Dessert, please. Dessert? So we have a couple options. We have flan and we have crème brûlée. Crème brûlée, please. I'm sorry? Crème brûlée. Hey, how's it going? Uh, I want to go to Jiyo no Megami. Ah, I said how's it going? How are you?

How are you? How are you? Oh, I'm good. How about you? Ah, I'm good, I'm good. Hey, how's it going? Uh, I want to go to— I am now about 40 yards from the back of my car and the central locking is still working fine. But if I go back another 10 or 15 yards to say here

we're out of range. However, if I put the key against my head like so— really? Try again. Why does it work? It's working! Doesn't work like that.

Does work. Is that true? What have I done to My heart! I am now about— I want to try it in my car.

His genius is frightening.

Oh, Jeremy Clarkson is good.

His sheer genius.

Next time they shine your light in the sky, don't go to it. The bat is dead. The problem with the crisis of inequality, which is, as you say, if you have a broader— The all-new Whoop is here. Who do you think has influenced your stage?

Adults don't exist. Steve Jobs delayed nine months of medical treatment of pancreatic. Cloudo. Cloud. Hmm. Sifilos. Looking back on my life. Perfect. Who is this lady though? When this device is attached to the hand, I need a search. Is it true that you in one sitting drank 117?

Yes. Why are you fucking taking more money off of me and doing less? We put our garden waste out for the council to take away a couple weeks ago there. They didn't take it away, and there was a sticker on it saying, oh, by the way, you need to go to this website now and pay for us

with—

come quick and hard. Why you I won't stand up again. I'll ask for it. Okay, give it to me. Give it to me.

There's something I've been feeling. Weird gay prison thing these days. It feels like

You believe that Muhammad went— What would you say this— We want to like— Would you like to sample our vegan bacon? Is there, in your opinion, what could be considered as like a basic dinosaur to like?

I'm bored. I want a Doom scroll.

Oh God, my life is so boring.

How'd it get like this?

My life used to be so interesting.

Oh, I forgot about the lamb. Whoops. I thought I forgot something.

Called useless idiot.

I feel like having a yogurt. A yogurt.

Could have some yogurt before it goes off. 17th of August, plenty of time.

Hmm,

don't need Huel anymore. Got 9 grams of protein in there.

9 grams of

protein.

I can't believe I actually thought about having Fuel every day for every meal. Because I got fed up cooking. And one day I had huel all day, I got diarrhea so badly.

I don't know why they call it Greek yogurt when it's basically just yogurt. It's the same as any other yogurt.

How is it any different?

Tastes like every single other yogurt I've ever had.

Why does being Greek make it special?

Maybe I'll put on some weight,

or I just get a fat belly.

Need toilet again.

Yeah, it's this branding thing, isn't it? Marketing strategy.

So the sky is still a tiny bit bright. Do I like K-drama? Not really, but Squid Game is quite good. I guess that's a K-drama. It's not really your typical K-drama though, is it?

I used to be. When I was learning Korean, I watched quite a lot of K-drama. I watched Coffee Prince.

I watched a lot of soppy romance stuff like that. It's funny because the guy in Squid Game is the main— not the main character, but like the second main character in Coffee Prince when he was good looking. He was a pretty handsome guy who was also in Train to Busan. He's in everything, that guy. Gong Yoo or

something. He's in so many shows. He used to be quite handsome. Now he looked kind of funny in Squid Game, like, I don't know, like wonky eyes or something. Like one of his eyes bigger than the other.

I like Train to Busan. That was a good movie. You think it'd be boring, stuck on a train the whole movie running from zombies. I like the scene when they pull up at the army station. And the army is supposed to be there, but then they were just standing there because they're zombies.

I also watch a lot of Japanese drama, and then I discovered American drama, and I could never go back to Japanese stuff. American drama is so good, like Breaking Bad, Mentalist, The Blacklist. What else? House.

America's got much better shows. Game of Thrones, isn't that American?

I've never seen Thai drama.

Sometimes fast forward to watch some like Thai show on TV.

She never watched any Thai shows like the, the news or a panel show.

She was always on YouTube or, I don't know, TikTok.

I watched baby reindeer and the postman thingy. Postman Bates. And what's that with Mizuki?

I think I didn't like Baby Reindeer. It's depressing. That fat woman was really annoying.

I don't understand why the guy got

butt raped, and then he kept going back for more. He got butt raped, and then he kept going to gay clubs to get more butt sex, but it was making him depressed. So did he like it or what? Like, here we're going back to Australian guy for more,

and I want sweet pea With that girl. She's from Fallout, Emma Purnell. What was it, Ella Purnell? She looked cute in the Fallout show, but she looked kind of weird in the Sweet Pea show, like Gollum.

I, I really like the Fallout series. That was good with Walter Walton Goggins and Ella Purnell.

Yeah, that was good. When's season 2 coming out?

But I'm still sticking to my rule. I don't want to watch shows if I don't have a girlfriend.

I need to find a nerdy girlfriend who wants to watch these shows.

I want to watch Squid Game 3 as well. I want to watch the Dexter show as well. There's so many things I want to watch, but I don't have a girlfriend.

Boring.

I hope

I'm not sick.

嗯哼。

I

can't breathe.

Ever since I came back, my nose is all blocked up.

I don't know what to do tomorrow.

Might start a bit later.

Like 12 or 1?

Take a day off.

Yeah, I want money.

I'm gonna be bored anyway. I might as well be bored and make money at the same time.

All your future girlfriends will fight against you.

Uh, yeah, definitely gotta be careful in the future.

About what I say,

or just date someone who doesn't speak English.

Like, if someone was talking shit about you in Mongolian, would you really care?

I think you only care if you understand the, the language fluently.

Because it just doesn't hit the same, even if it gets translated, because you don't really— you're not familiar with the sounds of the language, so it's not going to trigger you because it just sounds like a lot of sound.

Got Mongolian girlfriend.

A lack of oxygen's making me yawn a lot.

I don't have so many flies. There's one fly. It came in when I opened the door.

My mom's house full of flies.

Why do you think I bought all that stuff? I bought the bug assault shotgun thing. I bought

I think that's it really.

I used to suck them up with the Hoover, the Henry Hoover.

Yeah, I got rotting food in the kitchen.

In the little bin bag.

Yeah, that's where the food goes. Where else is it supposed to go?

If I put it outside, it'll be swarming with flies outside.

I have never heard of food waste going outside. It's always been inside. In Japan, we had a food bin inside. We put the waste food in the food bin. My house, my mom's house, my dad always used to put the food waste in the kitchen bin. I have never heard of food waste going outside.

You put a little plastic bag in the kitchen and then you put the food waste into it. And then when it's full, you put it outside in the big bin.

But I don't have that much food waste.

In Manchester, Beetham Tower, there was a garbage chute. You pull open this hatch and you chuck it down, and it just falls 40 floors down into the garbage place, I guess.

I chucked my sex doll down it.

Didn't have to recycle.

No, I don't throw out entire dishes. I throw out bits of, uh, vegetables. Like when I chop an onion, I chuck out the skin and the stem bit.

When have I ever chucked out an entire dish?

Stupid things I day.

Maybe there's one time out of 100 times where the food was really bad and I chucked it away. Doesn't happen often. You talking about one time out of 100 days and then making it sound like I do it all the time? I think You retarded.

No, I don't, thank you.

No thanks to you at all.

42,000 placed on no.

So I rug pull them.

The great wealth transfer.

Yeah, I remember I was making loads of carbonara. I don't know why I got so obsessed with carbonara. I was like, yes, it's going creamy! Oh my God,

I got so bored of that dish.

What light bulb thing? The halogen oven.

No one uses it. It's funny cooking food with a really powerful light bulb.

I got it when I came back from Korea 2020.

That was before air fryers became popular.

I had Tesco finest shawarma lamb tonight. I don't know what you're talking about, eat like a homeless— eating like a king.

嗯嗯。

Hire a maid?

Only if she's hot and she wears the French maid outfit and I get to film her.

Oh God, so tired.

Maybe if I walk about, I'll wake up.

Livestreaming all day is hard work, you know.

Oh,

very

fancy. I didn't see Mr. Meow Meow today.

Where did he go?

Nobody knows.

That moth's definitely dead somewhere. I wonder where.

Look at

my cardboard.

God, I'm bored.

Last time I drove my car in the dark, when I moved here. When I left my mum's house, it was in the dark. Since then, I haven't driven in the dark.

I hate driving in the dark. I can't see anything. The only reason why driving is fun is because you get to see all the landscape and the roads and the bends and the trees. Driving in the dark, all you see is black. Boring. Can't see anything.

Ah, this flashing is really annoying. Why does it do that? It keeps flipping through different modes.

What? I

thought if I press that button it will turn off, not flip the modes.

Maybe I'll make a YouTube video tomorrow.

It's funny, I don't have to make videos anymore.

Hello, welcome back to a new video. So recently I've been buying a bunch of money.

It's funny how there's zero interest in making videos once the views dry up.

Just the natural course, isn't it? Isn't it? One minute you love it, next minute you hate it.

Do I feel like I'm losing my mind?

Yeah, I feel like life is so empty and boring and there's nothing I can do to change it.

And I can't make any deep meaningful connections with anyone,

and no one wants to stick around, and everyone just ditches me.

Everyone just seems like an NPC, boring mindless zombie.

Be. I am also bored and composed.

I don't know, don't know what else to do.

Getting a job might actually be nice.

You do something new. Meet people, make some money.

It's a sad, lonely life if you live isolated.

You have to at least try and connects with a community of some kind.

Sometimes it does feel a bit sad that I sacrifice having a normal life just so I can do this.

I don't even enjoy it.

It's a sad, meaningless life with no people.

But this is my best hope to make money.

YouTube's truly over.

Hmm, okay.

I was gonna get a job at Domino's Pizza. I applied for it and everything back in March,

but I didn't have the right kind of car insurance, so they said to change it.

I didn't want to do it because I don't want to drive around the city.

I would hate to drive around Exeter or Plymouth,

and you'd have to do it in the dark, which is when people order pizza for dinner, unless it's summertime.

No, and then your car stinks of pizza.

I'd rather do Uber Eats.

When I was doing Amazon Flex, sometimes pretty hot girls answer the door,

probably smoking weed and having sex,

having the time of their lives.

I didn't usually knock the doors or ring doorbells when I did delivery, but there's this one woman,

she was quite good-looking,

must be 40-something, but she had a really nice smile. And energy was really nice, so I always rang her doorbell.

Problem is, she had a husband.

Sometimes he would open the door instead. I was like, oh, fuck.

She's always ordering stuff from Next.

There weren't any hot girls to deliver to during every Oh, this old people bored online shopping.

There are some really nice houses,

really nice views.

I used to drive from the depot, and then I'd drive through Tavistock, and then down to Horror Bridge.

Maybe one day I'll do a stream in Horror Bridge, pretend I'm doing Every again.

Why would I be embarrassed getting packages every single day?

And I'm not getting packages every single day.

I already applied to be a postman. They said unfortunately unsuccessful.

Yeah, cuz it's weird to have McDonald's 2 times in a row.

Uh, no, I'm not going to the airport.

I can't be bothered.

I would have to be very scared or excited at the idea of sex to even be bothered to book a ticket.

I was just too lazy.

I don't even know if I'm going to go to Thailand. Sometimes I feel like, what's the point? Life's not going to change, is it?

I don't know what to do anymore.

I hate being stuck at home, but also I don't want to go out.

I don't want to fly.

I think being back in Bangkok again could bring great sadness,

a reminder of a previous life.

I don't know what to do anymore.

Really? When I was younger, I'd go online, I'd meet a woman, get excited about going to see her.

It motivated everything— learning Japanese, getting a job to make money, flying over there to meet this woman. That was like my only goal. Without that, everything else falls apart. I'm like a— I was like a heat-seeking missile with that one goal, a woman

to fly off to meet.

Now I don't have that goal, so I feel like I don't care anymore about women.

So now I don't know what to do.

I mean, sex would be nice, but

Relationships bring so much pain.

Travel without being fixated on pussy. See, because I don't like traveling. It's boring. I mean, I like going for a drive and seeing a nice place,

but I don't really want to fly halfway across the world to do that.

It's like, I like sushi, but I don't want to fly all the way to Japan just to have sushi.

嗯。

Oh, it's probably completely wrong.

What?

Why does it type backwards?

That's

weird.

Authenticator. I hate all this authentication stuff.

Ah, it's so hard to just log into a fucking website, isn't it?

Why do they make it so hard to log into a website? Oh God,

why did it log me out in the first place?

What website? Is this the Kick chat pop-up?

Hmm.

These apps, they just have a mind of their own sometimes.

Like this IV cam app, it keeps putting on like a screensaver. I keep having to tap it to close the screensaver because I want to see what I'm filming.

I don't know why it keeps turning on the screensaver.

One more hour to go. Oh, thank God.

And then I get to do it all over again tomorrow.

Is it the 29th? Yeah, 2 more days left in July.

Still don't have my Nighthawk money.

What's in store for tomorrow? Um,

I really don't know.

I don't know what else to do outside.

It's either the beach or the hills

and then get blown about by the wind.

And I don't want to drive too far because I'm wasting money,

because the more I drive, the less I can stream.

When I drive, people leave, I make less money.

It's really tough.

Purse up front.

I don't really want, um,

my driving to be on camera.

I mean, what if a cow jumps out and I run it down?

What if I put the camera out the back window?

Maybe I'll try those venison steak burgers tomorrow.

Uh, I'm more afraid of me doing something wrong instead of other people doing it.

Sometimes I do questionable things.

Another Tesco run, get baking powder

and self-raising flour.

I think my driving's been pretty good recently.

Every time I did Amazon Flex, I tried to like challenge myself not to get horned at today.

If I could get through Maidstone and not get horned at, it was a good day.

People are way friendlier here in Devon. People in Maidstone are so angry. I can't believe some guy just yelled at me, learn to fucking drive!

What are these people?

People are so hot-headed in Kent.

I mean, I just got my car. I think it was about a month after I got my car, so yeah, I did need to learn to drive, I guess.

Learn to fucking drive, yeah? And then he sped off like a little pussy. And his little Mini Cooper.

I don't really think I'm a new driver now. I've done nearly 20,000 miles.

Normal people don't even do 5,000 in a year. They just drive to work and drive home. They might do 20 miles a day.

I've done 20,000 miles in under a year.

I think when you do delivery work, it does speed up. Your driving experience.

But Maidstone is way harder to drive in than Devon. You got a lot of multi-lane roundabouts and stuff, traffic-controlled roundabouts, motorways. I never got horned at on the motorway. Motorway is pretty straightforward.

It was usually a town center.

I actually did get horned at a few times here

in the town center. It's always— that's why I hate towns. I always get horned at at town centers.

I like the country roads where it's just 2 lanes, 60 mile per hour speed limit.

Oh, I hate driving around Mason.

I don't know why people have to horn though. Like, if I do something that's dangerous,

like I'm about to enter the lane in front of them and they weren't expecting it, then just slow down to avoid me. Or horning doesn't help.

Just be aware.

I've only horned at someone once. It's because the, the lights went green and he wasn't moving, so I just gave him a little beep and then he moved. The light was going to go red again. He just sat there and I was like, uh, what are you doing?

Were you looking at his phone?

I quite like driving when the roads are nice. I really like the drive home today, apart from getting stuck behind a few people. These people drive so slow. Sometimes you get stuck behind someone all the way home,

like you go in the same direction almost the whole way there.

I saw this show. It was in one country where no one cares about their cars. They just— they like nonstop drive into each other, and everyone's car is all scratched up and dented and smashed up, and they don't care. They just drive about banging into each other like bumper cars.

I don't know what country that was.

Yeah, it's probably some African country.

Maybe it was a Top Gear special, Grand Tour special.

I don't think I've mastered driving here. It's just that I avoid difficult places like cities. I avoid cities and towns like a plague.

The towns in this county aren't that big, like Tavistock's pretty small,

but I would never go to Exeter or Plymouth ever again.

I was actually getting nervous because Cripps kept saying she wants to go to Exeter Cathedral. I thought, oh no, I don't want to go to Exeter. I hated driving into Exeter.

I hate it when you're in the wrong lane for where you want to go and then you've got to try and squeeze into the lane you need to be in, hope someone lets you in.

Some people just won't let you in. They're like, screw you, you're not getting in. Why don't you just let me in? It's not gonna hurt, is it? I think about this weird ego thing.

No, I like driving around the countryside.

I did go to Plymouth a few times to try and do Uber Eats.

Was not fun.

The worst thing is when you're confused by the road layout and then there's police and cameras and then you screw up in front of the police and then you get busted.

I hate it sometimes, it's like a lane for only going left and to go straight ahead you got to be in the right lane, but you don't know that until you're right

You know that, like, the arrows on the ground, you don't see the arrows until you're right on top of them because the cars in front of you are over them blocking it.

And if you aren't in the right lane,

you're supposed to go left.

Tell us a scary story.

Okay, I don't really have any scary stories.

The scariest thing that happened to me was getting attacked in Rotterdam,

and then nearly attacked by a Thai guy in Thailand.

I

had a lot of moments doing Amazon Flex where I thought, oh my God, how am I gonna finish this?

Like freakouts. I had a lot of freakout moments

where I was really slow and I had so many parcels and it was getting late.

I just wanted to go home.

I, I had to deliver a parcel into an apartment block and I couldn't into the building. Customer wasn't answering the phone. I didn't know what the code was. Just ditched it by the front door at the entrance. Don't care.

It must suck living at those apartments and you want to order off Amazon.

I don't know, maybe put the entry code as like a delivery note so I can enter it myself. It's kind of your own fault. I hate these apartment blocks with the security code at the front entrance.

Why didn't the people who designed the building put like a parcel delivery box?

I'm not afraid living alone.

It's so quiet. I love how quiet it is.

Japan was driving me crazy with all the traffic sound.

Best thing is when they've got a little parcel box,

just put it in there.

No, I don't think I'll get a TV. I'll never watch it.

No, you couldn't choose how many packages you do. It depends on the time slot. Like, a 3-hour block would have less parcels than a 4-hour block. With Every, actually, you could choose because you just have all the parcels in the depot And then you can just try and fit as many in the car. What I would do

is I would only take about 70 or 80. Even if I could fit 100, I wouldn't want to do 100. Around 75 feels

like the right amount before I want to go home.

Or you could go back and pick up another 50 or 60. I did that a few times. Felt so tired. It's like 6, 7 hour shift of non-stop driving. You feel so tired.

Your driving gets reckless as well because you're tired and kind of stressed out, and you've done so much driving you don't really feel anxious about it anymore.

And you're just trying to get all the parcels delivered, so you're trying to drive quickly as well.

I like taking about 70 parcels, took 2 hours. I could do 30 parcels in an hour,

so if I take 75, it'll take 2 and a half hours maybe, get back home before lunchtime.

I couldn't stop checking my stocks whilst driving. I mean, whilst delivering,

because I had some trade open, I would keep checking it.

Well, I guess it's the end of the delivery arc. I did 3 delivery jobs: Uber Eats, Amazon, and Every.

Didn't get banned on Uber Eats. I did actually get approved for,

uh, is it Deliveroo? No, Just Eats. I never did any. Just Eats is weird. You've got to book a slot and then go to the area and then just hang around waiting for orders.

Yeah, I'm glad that part of my life's over.

I would not get another driving job.

I'd rather just work in a supermarket.

The thing I'd worry about working in a supermarket is if customers ask you where things are. It will take you a while until you memorize where everything is.

Yeah, but I couldn't find the breadsticks. I thought the breadsticks would be in the bread section. But it was in the,

the cracker section for like cheese crackers.

25 minutes to find breadsticks. Yeah, I had 180 viewers though.

I wonder how much money I made for that 1 hour.

I'm interested to see if the Thai Elite people actually go into say everything looks good, send us the money. Just hope it's not a scam website. I'm not really going to spend £15,000 though. I just want to know if I could if I wanted to.

If I wanted to, I have to sell the car,

max out my credit card as well,

leave this place.

But I like my car and I like driving.

I wouldn't drive if I went to Thailand.

I do like quite a lot of things in my UK life.

Food, driving, having a house, Mr. Meow Meow,

Amazon. Don't have Amazon in Thailand.

I haven't had fish and chips since February

when I celebrated moving in here. Actually, I got fish and chips from that place I went to on the stream.

No, I haven't had sabal. I couldn't find any.

30 minutes

to go.

Oh my God.

Oh God, I

think

this iPhone's really fucked. It's so unusable.

Oh, look, a bee livery! Let's go!

Oh, have I been banned?

Why am I logged out?

Prediction. Have I been banned on BeLivery? It's logged me out.

Oh no, I'm not. That's scary. I don't really care. I mean, whatever.

It's— I hate getting banned.

When things log me out, I always think, am I banned?

Settle the prediction. No, the police did not come knocking.

Outcome, no. 2 winners.

Oh no, 10 winners. 10 people bet no.

How many points did you get?

Why do you think the police are gonna come tonight?

Very unlikely.

What if they come now and then I scammed you all again?

Oh God, I can't believe I'm still here

6 months later. I remember the first time I came in here with that real estate woman.

She was like, this is the kitchen, this is the living room. And I was like, hmm, nice, very nice.

And then she took me out into the garden and I said, is that a field for animals?

I don't think she knew. I've never seen any animals on that field.

And then I went upstairs, have a look, and I was like, hmm, nice

room. That's where Bobby will live.

I didn't— when I got shown this house and I did the tour, I could not believe that I would actually get it, cuz it's a nice house.

I don't think I deserve a place like this. I always feel like I don't deserve something nice. Know, like inferiority complex.

I have to say, I've taken this house for granted recently, thinking, oh, I hate this house, I'm stuck here. But it is a nice house.

I did a lot of viewings, and most of them were like farm barnyard— barn conversions, farmyard conversions on a farmer's piece of land. So you're like the farmer's little bitch, basically, which I did not like the idea of living on a farmer's land.

The one I nearly got outside of Exeter was basically a stable conversion on a farm. It was horrible.

So when I saw this house, I thought, yeah, there's no way I'm getting this place. I saw this other house, a 3-bedroom house, it was really nice. They didn't even reply to me. And I saw this bungalow, really nice views, oil central heating. They didn't reply to me either, gave it to someone else straight away. I remember

doing the viewing here.

Yeah, it definitely feels like home now, I have to say. In the beginning, it just felt like some random house. Now I do feel like I'm quite at home here.

I think unless I get kicked out, I don't really want to leave. I think it's pretty good here. It's really quiet. It's really quiet and The space is perfect for me on my own.

I think it's kind of stupid to try and ditch everything, go back to Thailand.

I don't really think there's anything you can do in Thailand that you can't do here. Like, you want to date, go date. There's plenty of English girls. English girls look better than Thai girls 8 out of 10 times anyway.

Thai girls don't look good. They're like big weird noses. I don't know what is wrong with their noses. They've got fucked up noses in Thailand.

Very hard to find a Thai girl who's got a nice nose. I don't know why they got so many fucked up noses over there.

In Japan, they all got nice noses.

I do not like wide noses.

I don't like my own nose. I actually— I hate my nose, to be honest. I think it looks okay from the side, but from the front it's too wide.

I'm very fussy about like the nose shape. And mouth shape.

Nose and the mouth, I think, is the most important bit.

Eyes, I mean, bigger eyes are nicer, but I'm not really too fussed.

Who told you you have the perfect nose? That Muslim British girl said, by the way, has anyone ever told you your nose is perfect? From every angle. I thought, what, are you joking?

I hate my nose. I only like my nose from the side angle. From the front, it's like too wide.

Oh, that's an Aqualine nose.

When I see British people, I very rarely think, wow, your nose is weird. Everyone's noses are just like normal looking here. When you go to Southeast Asia, everyone's got weird looking nose.

Maybe it's the humid environment makes the nose adapt to that shape.

I don't know, I'm like getting very