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The Essex Girl MESSAGED me on Christmas Day!

2021-12-29 · 11 min

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    The hell?

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    Is that the Essex girl? What?

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    The Essex girl messaged me. What the f—

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    She was phoning me just now. Should I open

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    the message? Oh, I just can't with her

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    anymore. She messaged me again.

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    She get— she like raised my hopes so many

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    times and then just crushed them. My hands

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    getting sweaty now. Oh, look at my hands.

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    When I got back to England from Rotterdam,

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    she messaged me saying we could meet up,

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    and I was looking forward to it so much.

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    And then the time came when she said we

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    could meet up, and then she just stopped

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    replying to me. I don't even know why or

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    what I did wrong. Why is she messaging me

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    now? Okay, what do you think she's saying?

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    Do you think she's warning me? Telling me

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    to stop talking about her? Or do you think

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    it's just like a casual, hey, what's up?

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    I don't think she knows I'm streaming.

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    Because if she knew I'm streaming, why

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    would she phone me during my stream?

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    Because obviously I wouldn't answer the

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    phone during a stream. Why is she

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    messaging me now? It's been like 9 months.

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    No, it's been 6 months since we last

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    talked. I feel like it's not going to be

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    anything good. I don't understand her. I

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    told her I wanted to see her again. Fine,

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    I'll open it.

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    She said, why are you drunk on livestream?

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    And then she said, you need to go to bed.

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    I don't know why she suddenly messaged me

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    after like 6 months. I'm not drunk. I just

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    had some wine. She's telling me to not

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    talk about her now. I don't

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    understand. She said there's a reason why

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    she stopped talking to me, but she doesn't

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    want people to know what that reason is,

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    and that she'll talk to me about it

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    tomorrow, but she doesn't want me to talk

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    about her anymore. Okay.

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    I'll try. Messages me during the

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    stream, meaning that obviously I'll talk

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    about— fine, I won't talk about you

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    then. I can't talk about

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    anything. I mean, if there was like a

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    really personal reason why you stopped

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    talking to me that you don't want me to

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    tell people about, I'm not saying I can't

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    keep a secret because I think I'm pretty

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    good. Oh, I mean, I've gotten better at

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    not talking about people when they don't—

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    when they ask me to not talk about it. So

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    we got the Christmas tree.

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    It's got a stand.

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    Did you have a nice Christmas?

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    That looks kind of cool.

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    Oh.

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    Oh, what's that? Ah,

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    it's all slimy. Oh, I don't want to touch

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    it. Oh,

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    don't like it. How are you gonna eat all

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    that? It's gonna take me like a week to

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    eat all of it. Okay, so first we spray on

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    the oil so seasoning sticks.

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    Hope you took the gizzard bag out.

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    What? What gizzard bag? Doesn't look like

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    there's anything in there. Can you see?

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    Okay, put the time on.

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    If there's any bacteria that's going to

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    survive 200 degrees in an oven for over an

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    hour, then I don't think just washing is

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    going to get rid of it in the first place.

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    Whoa, did you see that?

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    I think I need my chopping board.

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    The power you get from a cleaver is

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    pretty nice. That feels

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    so good.

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    Wow, that looks pretty good, don't you

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    think? Oh my God, that's heavy.

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    Okay, that'll go in for,

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    um, 1 hour maybe. Pinot Grigio

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    from California. A singular wine glass

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    from Wilkinson.

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    Tastes like juice. I got dice.

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    Wow, it's made— it's not even a real dice,

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    it's made out of cardboard. That's a

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    cardboard dice. Oh,

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    3. If I get a 6, it means I win.

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    6! Oh, look at that,

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    I win!

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    Oh wow, that is whiskey,

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    Scotch whiskey. Wow, this nice gift.

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    Let's see what this smells like.

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    Oh wow, the smell reminds me of Japan so

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    much. 'Cause I never really drank whiskey

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    apart from that one time in Japan in 2019.

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    And now every time I smell whiskey, it

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    just reminds me of Japan so much. Oh wow,

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    it just reminds me when I was married.

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    I'm just like getting déjà vu from all the

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    fighting with Chihiro. Those 8-hour

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    livestreams I used to do, moaning for the

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    whole stream, and then she'd come home and

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    shout at me. She'd be really angry because

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    I probably said something during the whole

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    8 hours. That upset her.

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    Oh, that's so strong!

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    Wireless tracker. This is what Chihiro

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    should have got me. She should have got me

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    a GPS tracker and then hidden it in my

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    shoe or some, someplace I would never find

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    it, and then she could track if I'm going

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    to go into Tobu Station or not.

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    It looks pretty funny. I look like

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    I'm really fat now. I'm just wearing a lot

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    Wow, look how brown it is.

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    Do you know what I really need?

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    My scissors. Oh,

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    listen to that.

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    Is that cooked? I don't

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    care, I'm hungry. A little bit pink. It

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    does smell a bit different to chicken.

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    Mm. Oh wow, it does taste different to

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    chicken. Oh, it's still pink in the

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    middle. Whatever.

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    It needs some kind of Christmas sauce,

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    like cranberry. I got blueberries.

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    No, that's weird.

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    No, that doesn't

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    work. Oh, oh, oh!

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    The deeper we go into the turkey, the

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    pinker it gets. Is that good? Bad.

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    Look at that,

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    it just

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    flew off onto the floor.

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    Oh yeah.

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    Turkey drumstick.

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    Oh, it's not cooked.

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    Oh, that's its bone. Does it look raw?

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