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Okay, there you go.

Conquest. Breakthrough, all-out warfare. Closed Weapon, all-out warfare.

Pursue objectives in large-scale combat to take control of battlefield.

Conquest, complete— compete to control objectives.

How's that different to that one? Pursue objectives. What the fuck is the difference?

Large-scale battle.

Great. Go head-to-head in intense frontline battle. Attackers advance sector by sector to claim territory. Defenders fight to stop them. Now I want to do big battle with lots of people, give me the full experience.

And then you got these ones which are medium scale and small scale.

Hello, Mommy, looking forward to the gaming.

Conquest, Breakthrough, All-Out Warfare.

Nee, we hebben het gedaan.

Which class?

Might just try this on.

Gaming.

I hope I can get good FPS.

Wow, 200 viewers tuning in for the gaming stream!

Let's fucking go!

Why is it taking so long to find a match?

Yummy. You think this game just came out, you'd get instant matches.

Why is it taking so long?

Oh fuck, I cancelled it.

I thought it'd be almost instant.

Where everyone tuning? Check your router configuration. How?

I don't even know what that means.

Um.

Why is it not working?

What?

Why am I black?

Why do I need to configure my router to play a fucking game?

Uh, it worked last time I played it, remember? I played this before and it worked fine.

Is the game dead already?

No, it was, it was 2 days ago. What do you mean, was it at your mum's house? I played this 2 days ago,

don't you remember? And then I made my YouTube review.

The game wasn't even out yet when I was at my mum's house.

I shouldn't have to fiddle with any stupid router settings. It worked last time, why doesn't it work now?

Maybe I'll turn the game off and on.

I was hoping it was just gonna work.

It takes ages to open as well.

Oh, it's downloading something. Oh, it's patching. Oh, that must be why it's got like a patch.

Bet it works now.

Come on, so slow.

I wanted a game and

Diamond.

Why is it so small?

Why is the mouse like a spinny thing?

Looks like it's gonna crash if I keep clicking.

It's definitely gonna crash if I click it.

Ah,

I'll just make it bigger.

Okay, multiplayer, all-out war.

Better work. Yes! Suck it! Fuck your router config. Instant. That's what I'm talking about.

Yeah, you can stop typing the router stuff. I fixed it myself, thank you very much.

Where's my mouse button? Okay, what do I do?

Assault. Look at my friends. I want to be a girl as well. How do I be a girl? Be a girl.

Oh, we need 64 players.

Is it on? Performance.

What?

Fuck off, Windows Security.

Okay, how much FPS I got?

I got 48 FPS. Pretty good.

I need to fix the controls.

I want more mouse sensitivity.

I got 50 FPS.

I've got

48. I put sprint on E. Uh, where's my crouch button?

Hmm, I might put crouch on Shift.

Where's crouch?

Crouch toggle.

Prone is Z.

Camera's lagging.

Why is the camera lagging?

Oh, again.

And it's running pretty well, just my camera's lagging.

Come away, you fucking idiot! Ah, aha! Ah, my camera wasn't lagging last time.

Maybe if I turn off the camera and on again.

Now

why is it so zoomed in?

My camera's still lagging.

It seems kind of smooth, I guess.

I don't really know where to come.

I don't know what I'm doing.

Are we winning or what?

Where

are the enemies at?

Wow,

it's so worth £60, isn't it?

I can't see any enemy. Oh, there's one.

Did

I kill one? No.

Am I a woman?

I haven't done anything yet. What's that?

Where's my team?

Everyone's like pinging about.

I can't see anything.

Ah, this game sucks. Why'd I waste £60 on it again?

This gun's rubbish.

Where everyone tuning, guys?

Oh, come on, I shot him!

Oh, this is so fun.

I need a medic. Our troops have secured more objectives. Oh, I'm in a tank now.

I don't know what's going on.

I haven't killed a single part. Oh.

Uh, I haven't killed a single person. Oh, there I am. 0 kills, 3 deaths. I got some assists.

This gun's rubbish. I can only shoot once and then you gotta reload.

Oh, I killed someone! Headshot!

No,

what

was that?

Headshot. Lagging.

I don't like this gun.

How do I change it? How do I change my character?

I get LMG, maybe.

Okay,

it's better.

Ah, kill someone. Yeah, this gun's better.

What? How's Battlefield 6?

Um, it's okay, I guess. I didn't

put the sound on.

Yeah, now you can hear the sound.

Are we winning?

I see them.

Well, they're lagging everywhere. I can't

They keep bouncing everywhere. Fucking hell. Yeah, well, it's gonna echo because it's coming into the phone mic.

Is it better without that?

They were lagging everywhere. I don't know if it's my computer right now.

This gun sucks.

I can't see anything. I just think it's flying off. Aha.

Oh, kind of halfway, wasn't he?

Reload.

Come on, let's reload some stuff.

I

kind of think Rainbow Six is better.

I am number 30 on the scoreboard.

Ah, uh, wasted £60 on this stupid game.

Change my class again.

Change my weapon.

Why did I buy this?

I can't believe I wasted nearly $100 on this.

I just spawned and died straight away.

I can't refund it again because I've already refunded it and then I bought it again.

I can't— can you refund it a second time?

I just die all the time.

Ah,

I don't know if I should have bought this.

I can't tell if it's my internet lagging or if it's the computer lagging.

If it's the internet lagging, there's not much I can do about it because it's the best internet I can get.

No one's

reviving me.

I think we're winning though.

How did I miss that?

I've died 13 times.

It's kind of lagging.

Everyone's just pinging around.

Why do I even go?

Do

you really

think adding that would make it better?

We won easy.

I killed— where's my name?

My name's not there.

I killed 3 people.

It's hard to enjoy it because it's so laggy.

Maybe I'll try a different mode.

I hate these sandy brown levels. Why can't they just make like green forest, lush forest levels?

Why is it always sandy and brown?

God, it'd be so nice if it's just like green meadows and forests, stupid desert level.

This level seems a bit more interesting.

How about with third person?

Ah, what?

No, I'm under the

tank. I'm dead.

How

do I melee?

Who's shooting me? Fucking hell.

Uh, no one revives me.

Oh, fucking hell, this game's shit.

Why is it so hard to spawn?

I think I wasted my money buying this.

It took me half a day of streaming to make the money back.

If I stream it for 4 hours, I make back Aha.

Market open in 2 hours. Won't let me spawn.

Why

are they not responding?

Like, you can never see where they are. I don't know where they're shooting me from.

Can't hit anything.

Ah, killed someone.

What?

Who's shooting me? It's not fair.

Give us advice on JP women. I know, go on Tinder.

Oh, I got him.

It won't match because you're too ethnic. Oh, are you brown?

Might be true for me.

Miss every shot. I miss every shot and then he just kills me like that with a stupid assault rifle.

It

keeps hanging everywhere.

Oh, I don't know if I like this game.

I can never see

anything.

It's hard to enjoy it when it's so laggy.

Oh, I got him.

I'm number 30.

What? Uh, this guy's rubbish.

I'm up 8 pounds on my lung.

Yeah, yeah, kill someone.

I think I'd prefer close quarter, medium-sized map. I don't like the large maps.

No, yeah, I think I'd prefer a smaller map with more action. I got 3 kills, 10 deaths.

I'm going to go for the engineer.

Ah, how did I win that?

I can't believe I won that.

Ah, 4 deaths, 10— I mean, 4 kills, 10 deaths.

Up 9 pounds on my line.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

So

laggy.

Haha.

What? I think we're losing this one.

What is this, a landmine?

And I got a— what's that?

Oh, I got like a welding thing.

I can never tell where they are. What do I think this game is? Fucking shit.

Laggy mess. I'll try a smaller map with less players, maybe.

Everyone's just like rubber banding around.

Oh, I nearly got him.

We're getting destroyed. Might as well just quit.

We lost every single point.

Can I get a vehicle?

Where's my mouse gone?

My mouse is gone.

Why can't I spawn the point? Okay, we lost.

Hey,

how do I quit the

game? This game's boring.

Okay, what about close quarter battle?

Wasted my

money.

Maybe this is more fun.

8 months ago.

It seems more fun,

but no stupid vehicles.

I need a better keybinding.

Yeah, what if I put— what does F do? It's melee. What if I put dive?

Prone.

I put prone on

F.

Yeah.

Seems smoother.

Aha,

kill one.

What advice would I give my younger self? Pay your taxes. Wow, we won easy.

I like this one more than the large scale. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Pay your taxes and, um, maybe don't get an electric car. No.

Oh. Any girl use new adult kissing towel?

Come on, start the next game already.

Oh, winter.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

I need a new computer.

I just, I feel like EVs are cool, but in winter they're a pain in the backside.

If you put the heating on and it drains the battery, and then if you're doing good speed, it drains the battery, and then you can really just do 100 miles range. If you're gonna do good speed with the heater on, you can't really do much more than 100 miles range before you gotta start looking for a charger.

And then you gotta sit there for half a fucking hour. Half— you gotta drive, you drive like 1 hour and then you charge for half an hour and then you drive for another hour and then charge for another half hour.

You don't seem interested in playing games. I'm just trying to find something to kill the time.

I was hoping gaming— oh, I got him! Ah,

I'm trying to find something to do on the stream that will kill the time.

I don't know what you're doing.

Oh, what? I snuck up on him.

At least the game's a bit smoother now.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

I need a shotgun.

Fucking hell, I think I get a shotgun.

I'm just feeding on the kills on him.

God, how many times I died.

Ah, killed him.

I died 9 times. I died again.

Missed every shot. He dead.

I kill one and I reload, and then I get killed while I'm reloading.

Well, is it— my mouse hit the keyboard.

Are

we

winning?

Aha, you dead! I can never get one kill and not die.

I know why my cam's lagging.

What? I died 16 times.

Where,

where everyone tuning in from, guys? Enjoying the stream?

Fucking dead. Ah, loser.

Uh, whoa, I just killed one. I nearly killed 2.

Oh, I killed him. Ah, it's reloading.

You're gonna lose.

What? What?

I killed 9 people. We lost.

I killed 10 people though. I only died 21 times. I think I did better.

Enjoying the stream? Should I buy the gaming computer? £2,400, £100 a month. For 2 years.

Am I stressing out because of my finance plans? Not really, although the thing is, like, I keep buying stuff on finance, 2-year plans. When I lose Kick, I'm still gonna have these monthly payments to pay off.

What

other guns they got? So I already got like hundreds going out every month, Flip 7,

and then I lose Kick on top of that, and then I still got to pay all these monthly payments for stuff, which kind of sucks.

Rank 6.

Oh,

I got a new sight. Get that one maybe.

Uh, no barrels.

I haven't unlocked— oh, I can get an accessory. Oh, I got a light.

Underbarrel. Oh, I get a stubby.

What else? Oh,

the game started. No, I got a light on my gun now.

Uh, I don't like all these brown dusty maps. They look so ugly.

Imagine living in one of these countries. Even when it's not bombed, it's ugly as fuck.

I don't have porn on my laptop.

He does.

I got a weird fight now.

Oh,

I killed him. The fuck is going on?

Ah, false security. Okay, okay.

Go on, hey.

Wow.

We can read Wikipedia with you. No, I don't want to show my browser. That's way too risky.

Well, where has he gone? Oh, I'm scared.

This light is giving me away. I'm scared.

What's the point of the flashlight? Is it blinding me?

Uh-huh.

It's really hard to maneuver through the building. Keep getting stuck.

I

like

my new sight though.

Oh, I died 7 times now.

We're winning though.

Flashlight. How do I turn off the flashlight?

And you can drag the bodies.

What?

I died 12 times, still winning.

How do I not kill that one?

Bottom of the table. Yeah, literally.

Oh, I killed him! Wow,

I want a shotgun. How do I get a shotgun? Give me shotgun.

Oh, nice kill. Who's shooting me?

I binded the prone button to melee so that it melees when I prone.

Ah,

I got 4 kills actually.

Oh, I got him!

Oh, I missed every shot. I missed every single shot. Did you see that?

Who's shooting me? How do I get the healing? Right, I'm playing on Steam.

Fine. Ah, I got 92 damage on him.

Oh, I got him! I quite like the shotgun.

I got 20 deaths.

We're still winning.

The grenade looks so laggy when you throw it.

What?

Oh, I killed him! No!

Oh, I killed him!

Oh, you can shoot the door.

No, I'm not at the bottom.

Ah.

This feels like a mobile game, doesn't it?

He

dead. Ah, he went under the deck.

Wow, I'm up 5 pounds on my dong.

I want to get higher on

the scoreboard. Killed him. He dead.

He dead.

Why am I still at the bottom of the scoreboard?

We

win.

Is it—

how

do I chat?

Easy

gaming streamer now.

Maybe I will get a gaming computer. Business expense.

It's only £100 a month for 2 years. Come on, that's a bargain.

I want to upgrade my shotgun.

Oh, give me the sight. Yeah, yeah, uh, give me— what else? Barrel, shell tube.

Oh, I got a scope now.

Why do I feel like the environments don't look as good as Rainbow Six? It's not as much detail.

I'm at the bottom again.

What? What? This game's stupid. Ah, got him.

Wow,

I got one kill.

You dead.

He dead.

All right, are we winning? We're losing.

No,

it's funny how the Warzone game felt smoother on the iPhone than this.

Oh.

嗯。

Mira.

I'm at the bottom again.

I'm fed up with this shotgun. I'm gonna go for a carbine.

What? Uh, I'm not at the bottom anymore. Someone else is with zero everything.

I got 7 kills. That's not bad.

Oh, I got another one. I've got 8 kills,

but

we're losing.

Hit

it.

I didn't get a single one of them.

Hey, oh,

I got him! Oh

wow.

He's so bad. Shut up, I'm better than the other guy. Look, he's below me.

Fucking game.

Wow, look

at all my new unlocks.

How can I make the game smoother? It still feels a bit laggy.

What weapon should I get?

LMG.

Come on, Scott.

It doesn't keep track of how many games you've won in a sweep though.

Don't I have battle royale mode?

I'm hitting something.

But nothing's dying.

I'm out of bullets.

Oh, just kill me.

Am I still alive?

Good

thing there's no friendly fire.

Why do things keep blowing up?

Dead.

Where's

all the enemies?

I

don't like this map.

I can't see anything.

I don't like this game.

At least I'm not at the bottom.

Oh, I got him! Heisenberg, is that a headshot?

What?

What was that?

I don't really have a sore throat.

It's too bright. I can't see anything.

Hit it.

I need it.

Oh, it's gone. Hmm, maybe— what's that one?

SMG.

You gotta run across this open area.

We're still winning the fight. Our strategy is working.

Ah, are they always behind me?

They're gonna win.

Oh, this game's kind of boring. I don't know, he's just doing the same thing over and over again.

Anyway, easy.

Uh.

Wherever I— different, um,

game mode.

When you level up, you just get access to more attachments.

Attack and defend.

Large scale. Try that one.

Although the camera seems less laggy now. That's weird.

My neck hurts.

This room goes to nothing. Oh, that's my person.

I'm driving it. How do I switch?

Uh, I don't have F keys, so let's do function F. Oh, my car's lagging so much. Look how much it's lagging.

Why is it lagging so much?

What? I need a medic! I need medic!

Why is it lagging so much?

But I'm like floating.

Ah,

do you think it will lag less if I put it in full screen mode?

Where is full screen? Sort of

thing. It feels slower now. Oh, there it is.

Probably not. Well, that borderless

Put full screen here.

Seems a bit— I was gonna say it seems a bit

I feel

like it's internet lag, not computer lag.

I think it's because there's so many players, it's lagging more. Should probably do a small map.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

Uh, I don't like this big map.

It's getting boring. Wow, I'm in a helicopter.

I jump in the rotors, but I die.

You don't die if you're in the rotors. That's funny. Oh God,

I'm on top of the helicopter. I'm dead on top of the head. Oh no, that was pretty funny.

Hi.

No, come on, I killed him.

Dead again.

If I buy the gaming computer, I got a month to return it, but I'd be returning 8 things. I might get banned on Amazon.

If Kick carries on going for another month, I'd make another £3,000.

Oh, I sell the computer as a pre-built gaming computer.

Oh, I just keep it.

What?

Gets really laggy on these big games. I think it's the internet, like, where's the ping?

Look, people playing Xbox,

maybe just buy an Xbox.

Really? I cannot kill him.

My

neck hurts.

I hate all the explosions shaking the screen.

We lose. I don't like the big map.

I like the small map.

What other modes they got? Closed weapon. No, what

about this?

Uh, Brooklyn. Oh, this level looks cool. It's not brown. Please, no more fucking sandy brown levels. I hate them. It looks so ugly.

I hate when the whole game is just brown.

At least gray is slightly better.

This is way smoother.

What?

This feels way smoother now, right? What? Fuck, fuck! Need a grenade!

Whoa,

help me!

What?

Shipping container reminds me when I worked in Italy.

Bueno.

I didn't kill a single person today. Zero kills.

I will get one kill.

Good guy, I got a kill.

Well, at least I got one kill.

Market's not working.

Is everyone

a woman? Why is everyone a woman?

Uh, my neck hurts.

I don't know why sitting like this makes my neck ache.

This level's not bad, I guess.

I don't

understand this game.

What?

Run,

stand, 4 squads.

He dead. Oh.

What time

is it?

1:40. Haha, you dead. Yeah, I think it's 4:14.

Ja,

danke.

Haha, he dead.

Haha, he dead.

Oh,

we're losing.

Hey, Dad.

I killed 7 people.

Wow, market's working.

He did. Whoa, I just killed 2! Did you see that?

Ah, I did pretty well.

Hey, Dad. It sounds like I'm saying, hey, Dad.

Oh,

this

level looks pretty. Why can't they make pretty levels instead of brown Sandy ugly levels. That's what I don't understand about these shooter games.

I want some color. I don't— brown, fucking brown all the time.

Well, I got a new SMG.

I'm thirsty.

I'm not sure when to take a break. I might take a break for second lunch, the pea and ham soup.

Getting hungry.

I need a fucking pilot!

I knew someone was gonna come out there.

Sounds quite good.

Oh, come on, I want to kill something.

Oh, you fucking—

Die 5 times already.

Wow.

Oh, stupid idiot.

That flashlight blinds me.

I've died 7 times already.

He dead.

Oh, what?

How are you not dead?

I've shot him so many times.

Hit it.

I'm still at the bottom of the scoreboard. Let's regroup.

Fuck off! Leave it alone! Medic!

Is

he

dead? He's not dead.

Man.

Best ever shot.

What? That guy always does that on the staircase.

Whoa, market is ripping.

Fucking same guy again.

まあ、うん。

Oh, come on! Fucking hell, I shot him so many times.

I've died 15 times now.

Ah, finally.

Ah yeah.

This fucking gun, it's like it doesn't do any damage. You can hit them like 10 times, they don't die. I need more damage. Damage 25, 25. I don't know if it's shotgun.

Let's shop around.

Ah, I didn't get one. Shot.

Fucking game.

These guns— what kind of stupid gun is it where you shoot them 10 times and they still don't die?

It's like shooting an airsoft gun.

Why is it so brown and sandy? I thought Battlefield's supposed to be like modern combat.

Thanks, stupid conflict. Desert Storm again.

So like all the gear and weaponry is kind of advanced, but the levels look like 1956.

Come on,

come on.

In the bathtub.

Wow, macht mir heute ein— das war bestimmt was.

Weed stonks. It's a sign.

Ah, fucking shotgun.

Oh, I broke the bed. It's kind of like Rainbow Six.

Can't shoot holes in

the wall.

Where'd he go?

Whoa, whoa, what did I do?

Ah, you bitch.

Yeah, I

like— oh, I got headshot with shotgun.

Oh, I'm not at the bottom. 2 people AFK in this one.

Can't shoot when you're Parachuting.

What?

I got him! Did you see that? I got him!

Oh, did you see that? I don't even know how I did that.

Ah,

we're still losing, man.

Yeah, it's a shotgun with a scope.

That bad.

Oh, I got him. Did you see that?

I got 5 kills.

Oh,

I got him! 6 kills.

5 shooters. I thought it's saying chatters. We lost,

lost again.

Is Marky going to rip or tank?

I think he's going to rip.

I put a scope on an eye.

Uh, my day. Where everyone tuning in from, guys? Where everyone tuning in from?

I need a better gun.

Shotgun. Why do I have to click so many fucking buttons to customize my shotgun?

What about a grip?

Oh, did it start? Oh, it started already.

This level looks better. Nice buildings.

I need a medic. Need a medic. What?

Fucking shotgun rubbish.

What?

Ah, go there.

Go! Oh, did you see that?

1, 1, 1, 1.

It's right here.

What?

嗯。

I

can't see him.

Why can I never see them?

Maybe I'll change my gun.

Fucking hell,

change to this battle rifle.

Why is everything blown up?

Fuck me, I'm missing.

Oh, I

got him.

Find shit

for

me.

Run!

Hello, Elliot. How's your day going? Thanks for checking in.

Who's shooting me? I'm behind a fucking truck. Oh my God.

I don't

even

see them.

I don't like smoking.

Oh,

I got

him.

Which mode is it? I don't remember. I think it's attrition.

I think I'll go for, hmm, SMG.

I don't know where we're going.

What?

嗯。

I don't like this level.

I can't see anything, it's too much debris. Ah, uh-huh.

What?

Home.

Oh, I'm getting bored of this game, man.

Lost again.

Try this one.

Mm,

got hungry again.

Is it 2 o'clock?

Still got 5 hours until dinner.

Feels like I've been losing every single game.

What was that?

I need a medic!

Yeah, well, it's not even fun. I mean, you just run and you die, and then you run and then you die, and then you fucking run and die again, and then you lose the whole game. Where's the fun? Like, when does it get fun? I don't get it.

Fucking hell. Oh, I can't believe I wasted £60 on this stupid game.

And die again.

I can't get Tarkov, it says it's not available. I don't know why, on the Steam it says game not available on Steam.

I shoot them 500 fucking times and they don't die, but I get shot twice and I die.

Can't even see anything.

These guns suck, so you shoot them 5 times, they still don't die.

I don't know what the mode is. Rush. Yeah, rush.

Oh,

getting really bored of this fucking game.

Too much environmental clutter. There's too many effects. I can't see anything. Everything's blowing up. Smoke everywhere. Are these my guys?

Alone. No, I'm at the bottom of the stupid scoreboard every fucking time.

What was that?

I hate this

game.

Oh my

God.

Okay, I'll try to snipe him.

Oh,

I got him! Did you see that headshot?

That sound is so annoying. What is that?

Can't see anything.

I can't see anything. What is

that?

What?

Market open.

All right.

How'd they know it's there?

This respawn thing's really annoying.

Why do I have to keep clicking where to respawn?

Fuckin' respawn.

I've died 12 times.

This game is fucking impossible to do anything.

Oh wow, market's ripping.

I'm up £12.

Yeah, I killed someone.

I killed someone. I killed another one.

Ah,

lost the game.

I don't like the large-scale games.

I think smaller one's

better.

Escalation. Hardcore breakthrough.

I'm gonna do this one.

This game's not fun.

It's like endlessly running and shooting and running and shooting. Boring.

Um, I'm gonna go for a shotgun.

Maybe

I'll do half an hour more

and then break for a pee and a hand soup. Yeah, I like the smaller games without the stupid vehicles. I hate the vehicles.

No, he's sitting up.

I want to do Battle Royale. I should have got Warzone instead.

I

don't know what that is. Oh, it's not mine.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

I don't know what that does. Pressure mine.

Ah, he's doing that. I haven't killed anyone.

Fucking hell,

spine Tesla hurts.

Should I sell my young? My young.

So my young, so so my long,

my young.

I want to kill someone.

Kill someone.

A what?

Provide me, idiot.

Sneak up on that sniper.

Wow, fuck it, stupid sniper.

What? Oh, we're winning.

Sniping with the shotgun. Yeah, we win easy.

Should I sell my long?

Nah, wow,

I killed 2 people.

I don't know, the market

looks kind of weak. Maybe I'll sell my longs. I'm up £5. I'm up 7 pounds.

Do one more game and then sick break.

Oh, rip it!

Yeah,

no, they're all women. Why is everyone a woman?

Is that like guys' fantasies, to be a woman fighting in a war with a nice butt?

God,

where's my gun? Oh, shit.

Are you there? Oh, I got the battle rifle. It's not the shotgun. Wow, killed

one. Well, I'm up £12.

Ah, he dead.

Oh, he dead. I killed 2.

He

dead. I killed 3. Whoa, I need to kill 4. Whoa, I'm up £16 on my long.

Market's ripping. It's ripping.

How much ripping we're doing?

What's

going on?

Why?

Ah.

Oh, what?

Hit it.

Hey, Dad.

Ah,

the rank up distracted me.

I

need a medic.

Look at tanking.

Hit it, hit it, hit it! Oh, I nearly got 3.

Oh, oh, we got a market tanking. I lost all my gains, lost £16.

Oh

no,

what?

I've died 16 times.

He dead.

Well, I did kill 10 people, didn't I?

Hey, dead! Hey, dead! Oh, I killed 2.

Why am I still in the bottom?

Wow,

we're going to win.

Oh,

be dead.

Ah, we're gonna win.

Yay!

Okay,

break for soup.

Can I turn the stupid sound off if I'm not playing a game?

Oh God, all right.