Kick Livestreams/life updates 2025-07-29 01_40 [68731994-life-updates] 480p

Try Indonesia. Asia, isn't it? Yeah, but she's got loads of friends.

I feel— I know.

Like, I'm not really social in that way.

Maybe more dumbbells. You did it in Japan.

It's just with random guys though, not like a girl.

Who's this

white van?

Also, I wouldn't be able to stream it.

I mean, I don't think AJ's friends would be happy if I was like showing up with my stream on,

and I wouldn't be comfortable with it either.

I'm very cautious about people being upset if I'm on— if I'm streaming.

I need to make sure they're okay with it if we're gonna hang out.

Otherwise, I don't feel comfortable.

What do you mean I learned my lesson? I've always been like that.

I've always been careful to not stream anyone else

if I'm hanging out with them.

I mean, I'm always cautious to make sure they're okay with it, and if they're not okay, then I won't stream.

But then if I can't stream, then I feel like, um, what's the point then?

Like, I was gonna meet Shin in Tokyo, but then she didn't really want to be on stream, so I thought, oh,

can't be bothered then.

Did Crypt ever come back? Nope,

she's busy with her stray cats.

She didn't reply to me or anything.

Maybe she got threatened.

She's gone

out of my life.

How anticlimactic.

I want to go to Restormel Castle tomorrow, not Tintagel.

I hope it's not crowded. I really want to get out the house tomorrow. Today's basically done. It's 5 PM, got 7 hours left.

It's not been a fun day, to be honest.

I don't understand why yesterday was fine but today sucked.

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away.

Had a good time, maybe because I went out. I didn't go out today, so it's been mentally tough.

Yeah, I spoke to 2 lawyers.

Not very useful, to be honest.

Very expensive, as well.

I don't want to blow my hard-earned kick money.

I mean, yeah, if I was gonna contest it. And have like a full hearing, like a legal battle, it could be like $5,000, $7,000.

It's probably not worth it.

When am I traveling?

Yeah, I don't know.

I wonder if she's going to another country would help move things on.

I feel sad because I guess I finally realized you can't just say anything you want on stream.

I thought I could.

I've just been lucky up until now.

Market's been boring.

Look at all those red numbers.

Hmm,

getting cold.

Nearly slammed it. I don't know, I feel very lonely.

I've been suddenly very lonely and alone.

Count my money

like Scrooge.

I don't think I'm getting a Nighthawk refund until tomorrow.

Expenses for August:

rent, electricity, food, internet.

Phones.

80, 280, 300, 460, 450, 1,350.

It's

weird, the ink just rubs off into little

black bits.

Like, it doesn't rub off into the color that it says it is on the board.

August, July.

2, 3,

4.

So maybe end of August would have

£9,200 minus that,

might have £8,000. £8,000 end of August,

so

What do I do with that? 2K for Thailand.

I mean, I could afford legal fees if you zoom out. Like, if I pay the legal fees now, it hurts because it's like most of my money, because right now I've only got 2K. But you zoom out, look at August,

and 9K is quite a lot.

I don't know what I get out of paying legal fees.

What's he gonna say that I haven't already heard? He's just gonna say the same thing I've already heard, isn't he? What do I do with my money?

Is TB banned? No, he just never came back.

I banned him for like one day and then he never came back. Like a baby, another puppy, isn't it? Thinks they can talk shit and then like they get punished, then they sulk and leave.

Thinks he can talk shit with no consequences. That's what happens.

TB's not banned. You even wasted your points. He's not even banned.

I've banned a few people, but unfortunately they have to stay banned because they're saying stuff out of line

that could get me in serious trouble.

9K end of August.

Who's banned? I know, a bunch of trolls. That Chubs guy

kept saying I threatened to leak secrets when I didn't. I didn't threaten anything. I just said, in reference to Holly's dad, I know secrets,

and then she leaked it herself. So I didn't even leak anything. I just said I know secrets about her dad, and then she was like, oh yeah, my dad, he's a pedo, everyone knows.

So I thought, oh well, she doesn't care, then I guess it's fine to say.

No, I'm not buying anything on Amazon anymore. Buy what?

What is there left to buy? I got the best phone.

I got the best phone that exists in the entire world.

I don't want an iPad.

Didn't you spend 4K on driving lessons? More like 3K. 4K is a bit of a stretch.

I want my fucking Nighthawk refund. Come on, Amazon,

give me my money. Nighthawk's rubbish.

I don't want any of this stuff. It won't make me happy. Just waste of money. I don't want to play games. I don't want to watch things on a big screen. I don't want another phone. This is the best phone that exists. No other phone does this apart from that Motorola one, but that's old.

What could make me happy?

I don't know.

Going back in time, maybe. Promise I'll let myself down.

Now I'm in trouble because of it. I mean, I'm not in trouble, but I could be.

Is the phone heavy? No, not really.

It's nearly double the weight of the iPhone.

I mean, this is the reason why I'm unhappy, is because I don't know what would make me happy. And then when you feel like nothing's going to make you happy,

then you feel like, oh, what's the point then? What am I doing?

Why do I keep a butt plug in my phone? Because it's a stupid Lightning adapter

and all my cables are USB-C.

Yeah, Fold 7 looks nice, but I don't want a really big screen.

I had the—

I had the Fold 6, and yeah, it was nice, I guess, but at the end of the day, you're just doing the same thing you're doing on your phone anyway,

but on a wider screen.

But I think this phone has really improved stuff like the stream stability.

God, so many delivery men keep coming. Not a single one for me.

Is he coming to my house? Oh no, I

thought he's coming to me. He looks lost.

This lady didn't give me anything.

Yeah, maybe S25 got better stabilization, but you can't flip it.

Flipping it is really important to me.

I

love that click sound.

Got £29 from OnlyFans just come in. Pretty nice, pretty good.

So good. It's good.

I

wonder if LeafyIsHere ever got legal problems.

I don't know what he's up to these days.

It's so boring talking to those Thai girls on that app. It's always just like,

when are you in Bangkok? When do you want to meet? Where do you live? And if they're interested and they're older, they're like, I'm 40 and I'm ugly and I'm a bit fat, is that okay?

As if I'm gonna say no, sorry, bye. Yeah, I know, I already saw on your profile your age and your height and weight.

Really uninteresting. Let's go into these women on the Thai Fendi app.

Rent's coming soon, I think next week.

2, 3, 9.

Yeah, I think next week out goes 900.

Let's just see. 158, out it goes.

Yeah, high kill line finally gone.

I want to take a swing at the mum debt, knock a couple thousand off it.

I think that would feel pretty good.

Maybe end of this week when I get my Kick money and Nighthawk refund.

Send— what's that now? If I send like 2,400,

I get it down to the 16,000 figures, wouldn't I?

I get down to like 16,900.

I'm not telling my landlord I'm leaving. I'm not leaving. What do you mean?

So if I owe her 19,332, I think it was that. If I give her 2,400, I get down to 16,900.

That'd be quite a good number. It seems like I've gotten it down by 3K.

Telling my landlord what? I'm not leaving.

Not permanently.

I don't think he really needs to know if I won't be here for months. For all he knows, I haven't been here the whole time. Wouldn't have made a difference. It's not like I'm doing anything.

I think the house would be cleaner if I wasn't here because all my hair wouldn't drop. On the floor, and I wouldn't shit in the toilet.

I probably got clean shower again at some point.

Yeah, he never came down to say hi, which is funny.

I'll be down soon to say hi, and then doesn't. I don't know why British people do that, say stuff they never do.

Then don't, don't need to say it. I don't really want to say hi, to be honest. It's weird.

Whoa, did you see that?

Dragonfly was massive. It sounded like a stone hit the door. It was a dragonfly. I thought it was like a little bird. That thing was huge.

Disgusting. I hate dragonflies.

Have you ever seen a dragonfly have sex? Long stick body curled up like that.

Looks disgusting. Looks like a pretzel.

They also have sex whilst flying, which is really weird. Imagine flying around having sex.

So weird.

I really wanted to have sex on that sleeper cabin train from Scotland.

Never had— have I ever had sex whilst moving?

I don't think so, because it would be on a plane, a car, or a train.

Done it on a boat, but it wasn't moving.

That Caledonian sleeper train from Scotland, remember I tried streaming on it and it disconnected, but then I just stripped off naked, started jerking off in the bed. Imagine banging on it, would be hot.

It cost £500. I spent £500 to get a luxury cabin train from Scotland back down to London Victoria, or was it London Euston?

TB would have raged.

Probably would have been, I don't know, £100 for the normal train, but I got the Caledonian Luxury Sleeper train. Deluxe cabin. This is why I got no money. Spent it all.

I nearly wanted to get business class flight from Korea back home to the UK.

I decided to buy the Samsung Flip Fold. Instead with the money.

Dora doll.

I'm gonna make salmon tonight. For dinner,

salmon with chips and broccoli.

I could make cupcakes. Maybe I'll make cupcakes now. Actually, I've got that vanilla extract and I've got eggs. It could be fun.

What is black magic?

I don't like that. I don't like that K-pop singer Lisa, Blackpink. I don't know, her face looks weird,

like very swollen looking.

I saw her clips on that Hot Wings— Cold Ones, what's it called? Hot Ones podcast. I don't know, why is her mouth like that? Like a cartoon character.

Okay, so how do I make cupcakes?

I don't have much flour. Should be enough.

That's all the flour I've got.

Sugar. Egg. Should I put 2 eggs?

Vanilla extract.

Is that enough

egg?

Do I just put the whole egg?

Is that too much vanilla?

Oh God, I put 2 eggs.

I don't need measurements, I'm a pro chef.

Okay, well,

should be fine. Oh no, I don't have many cups left.

Oh, oil. There you go.

Oh shit, that's a lot of oil.

I think I put too much oil.

It'll be fine, whatever.

Why didn't I do this last time? Feels a lot easier this time.

Last time I was spooning it out,

took ages.

Actually, I shouldn't put it all in the cups because it will make the cup go soggy if I don't put it in the fryer fast enough.

Too much oil.

Might put too much oil. Give it a taste. Mm, mm, the vanilla is good though. Damn, that tastes good.

Could drink that as a milkshake. Oh,

I spilled it.

Very runny.

No,

it spilled!

Oh, it's all spilling. Why is it so runny?

嗯嗯嗯嗯啊啊哦操！ It's fine.

Oh my God, it's way too runny.

I need it to be thicker, but I ran out of flour.

It's fine, once it's heated up it will thicken up.

There's a load of batter spilt at the bottom of the tray.

I don't have enough— I don't have any more flour to thicken it up with.

That was all my flour.

Oil, sugar, flour, and milk and eggs. Very healthy.

The most healthiest ingredients. I don't have baking powder.

Might switch out the streaming phones, running out of battery.

Lowdown on the legal situation. I don't know, I don't want to spend any money, that's the thing.

I think I just obey.

I think I just got to obey.

It says if you, if you offer an undertaking, it doesn't mean you're admitting to the allegations. It just means you are promising to obey.

If you want to fight the allegations, you got to have like a full-blown legal battle costing thousands.

To get the order discharged, I have to prove that the allegations

are not true.

Undertakings is saying you promise not to do something.

It's just, it's less severe than an order. On the phone, they recommended I go for an undertaking.

But it's up to the court if they accept it or

not. Undertaking is basically the same as an order, it's just that I won't get arrested. For breaking the undertaking, I get fined or then summoned to court or something.

You get accused of contempt of court.

We built this city. We built this city.

Rock and roll.

It does kind of make me want to just leave and go to Thailand and blow 15K on a visa. Ditch this stupid country.

Clouds look weird.

I wonder how many countries David Bond's banned from. I would not like the attention he got.

That's why he's hiding out in the jungles of the Philippines. I wonder how he makes money. He doesn't make YouTube stuff anymore. Did he become a crypto millionaire? Because he was really into Bitcoin real early, back when Bitcoin must have been like $5K, $10K when he was into it. I bet he's done well with it.

I wonder if he's still got that vault thingy, the secret vault.

Are there cupcakes on the curtain? Yeah, ironic. Ironic and iconic.

Iconically ironic.

Yeah, my cupcake's gonna come out looking just like them. Just you wait. Stupid prediction. Are they going to be very flat?

All the guy wants to do is talk shit on the internet and he can't do that, can he?

We can talk about Mila, can't we? Mila is so silly.

Well, what the Dutch government gonna do?

Are the Dutch gonna come for me?

That's why I always said only date outside the country. I broke my rule.

Good thing Pia didn't come after me.

I said a lot of not maybe unflattering things about Pia. I don't know, I feel like I've been the most respectful towards Pia.

Relatively. I think I've been very respectful towards pasta. I should not have any problems in Thailand.

Pasta has no smell.

A lovely smell of cupcakes and vanilla.

Smells quite good though. It smells like a cupcake. Where's the little light? Oh wow! Oh! They're rising, like actually puffing up, not being flat little biscuits.

I think I have just discovered the secret. It's eggs. You put eggs in it.

I did not know that. I'm a genius.

Yeah, maybe baking's my new thing. I'm kind of bored of cooking. I've cooked everything now, but baking— whoa,

what happened to that one?

Looks weird though. It's like really soft as well.

Half of the other one is disintegrated. I think the air fryer fan has blown the batter Into the bottom part of the tray.

Oh, I should have got cinnamon.

I feel better already. Yeah, I do like making food. That's interesting.

Da da da da da da. Bong bong bong bong bong bong. A shame about the bell box, right?

Oh well. Bell bell bell box.

What happened to it? I don't know. I can't get the hotspot turned on outside, and then even if I turn it off and on the inside, I still had problems with it.

Stream kept effing at Churchill.

Couldn't use the remote cloud thingy, just kept saying Bella Box not on when it was. I think the iPhone has problems connecting to the remote UI. Do you think these are done? Hey, why is it so soft?

They seem weirdly soft, like they're soufflé.

Why is it so— it's deflating.

Why is it so soft?

It's just deflating now.

They're still going flat. Ah, look, like a balloon.

I don't know what that is.

Oh God, these ones are fucking—

oh,

it's spilling.

Oh.

Oh no,

the

batter's spilling. It's making the cupcake go soggy. I've got to put them in last minute.

Oh God, interesting.

It's still gone flat. Come on.

Half the batter fell out of the cake— cupcake cup.

Do do do do do do

do do do do do do do.

Where's Mr. Now?

Dollar strengthens with EU-US deal. Does that mean I'm gonna get more money from Kick?

I gotta do some bicep curls.

The cupcakes baked yet? First batch are baked.

Here's one.

Another one,

another one.

Why are they flatter than last time? I thought the egg was supposed to make it puff up. Oh.

It's kind of crispy.

I'll wait for it to cool down so I can peel it off,

peel it off the wrapper.

I wonder how it tastes differently with the egg in it.

We're gonna get a whole bunch of new gray hairs from all this.

They'll probably start showing themselves in a month. It's when they'll be long enough to be visible.

Might switch phones. Hold on.

We're back with the flip 7.

Does it look better?

Better or worse?

Worse? There's no way. It's a £1,000 phone versus £140 phone.

Spend 2K on lawyer fees or 2K on luxury condo in Thailand with taxi and planes and fly my best mate AJ out.

What was that?

Weird insects on my face.

What if AJ is crazy? Restraining order from New Zealand.

Well, all I gotta do is not describe what AJ smells like. Should be easy unless she smells really bad. I don't know.

I have learned my lesson. I will treat all women with respect. From now onwards,

starting with my dearest friend AJ.

Aegis the Javis.

But AJ is going to be the last one. I'm done.

Not meeting any more viewer girls.

Ah, this one's failed.

These are worse than the last ones.

I wonder if your hero took one out too, but I don't know,

so I'm not there to be served.

Well, I didn't go to court in Japan, did I? So it's not like an official thing. They just tried to intimidate me at the station. Oh fuck, that's half of that one gone.

Put it in carefully, maybe. Oh, it's hot.

If I put it in carefully— oh, that was good.

Oh, skills. The problem is if I put it in carefully, I'll burn my hands. If I drop it in correctly, it won't spill.

I made it too runny. Put too much milk.

Bent my whiteboard.

La la la. Get a cupcake tray, then it won't fit in the air fryer. Not as simple as you think. Is it— is there

a small— maybe there's like a tiny tray that goes into the I don't want to use oven because I can't be bothered to clean the oven.

Cleaning ovens is annoying.

I'd rather just not use the oven than have to clean it.

Ow,

ow.

I do kind of miss Crypt,

not gonna lie. We lost a lot of people.

Don't miss TB, to be honest.

Yeah, well, he'll never find out, won't he? He won't ever know.

Crips would do something even worse. Yeah, that's what I was scared of. I was scared she was gonna fall in love with me and then I'd talk shit about her or meet another girl and she'd go ballistic. She'd send her dad after me.

Dad's gonna come knocking at my house.

The Canadian cartel gonna scalp me.

Why is it beeping?

Do you think there's a smoke detector inside of the air fryer? How does it know if something's burning and it starts beeping? I think it's burning because of the spilt batter at the bottom.

Like my cupcakes.

I don't know how these are somehow worse than the last ones.

Crispy. Tastes good.

Tastes like paper. It's like a biscuit.

Tastes

more like a biscuit.

Papers have been served.

Total non-content. Yeah, well, 6 PM, what do you expect? You missed all the content. It's what you get for being lazy.

What's that?

Pow pow, interested in you.

Well, nice.

There's been a lot of content in today's stream, actually.

First, I

Paced around the house, and then I washed my dishes, and I made noodles.

Didn't have my coffee yet.

Just in time for coffee time. Lucky you. Coffee time with cupcakes.

I'm just done Thai friendly. They're

going to charge me £100 soon for a year membership. I don't know if I cancel it or not. I might— I mean, I don't even have £100 in my Revolut anyway, so how are they going to charge me?

I don't know, kind of bummed out. The idea of dating in Thailand after that phone call yesterday.

Yeah, I think personality is really important because I want to make sure the right person for me, and he's got to be kind and nice. Yeah, I don't know, I need him to have right personality. And then when I talked to another guy, he offered me go on date with him in a coffee shop, and I was

like, whoa, you're asking me a coffee date and we've only been talking In two minutes, and then he said to me, "Fuck you," and I was like, "Whoa, what's up, bro?" I blah blah blah blah blah. Shut the fuck up. Christ! Think I care about some other guy? Why are you telling me about some other? I know

why girls. I know why girls love to tell you about other guys they're chatting to. Like I saw this other girl on Instagram. She started telling me about some weirdo guy that's obsessed with her, and then she showed me screenshots of DMs. Was having with the guy, and I don't give a shit. She was like, lol, oh

my God, isn't this guy crazy? Look at all the messages he's spamming me with. Yeah, just block him. Why are you like stringing him along? I don't care. I couldn't give a shit, honestly. And don't bring up other guys when you're talking to me. I hate these girls. They're like, yeah, trauma dumping the negative guy experiences

onto me, like I'm their best friend or something. I'm not your friend. I'm also another guy who just wants to bang.

Oh my God, this guy, he's back. I saw he messaged you. He's such a weirdo. What should I do, Daniel? How about just block him?

I don't care.

No, no, no, no. Did you make one more cupcake? Okay, these ones are done.

This one look quite good.

This one's another biscuit, I guess.

Maybe I put this in there first. Oh,

genius! Should have done this in the beginning. I always have the best ideas at the end. Damn it, that's so much easier. Why was I dumping it in there?

None of you told me to do this either, so

I take all the credit for this genius plan.

I don't care about it anymore.

Cupcake. I think it will peel. No, no, it needs to cool down more. It's gonna stick to the thingy.

I wanted it with my coffee.

I don't know why it sticks to the paper when it's hot.

Ah, lovely.

The easel— it's a whiteboard, not an easel. It's for brainstorming and writing down money.

I'll ask for coffee.

Nice job on your debt payments. Oh, thanks. Yeah, I'll have £4,000 end of this week. Could give it all to my mum, or I could save it for myself in case I have an emergency.

Because if I lose all of it, then It will take me weeks to rebuild it, and who knows what's going to happen in the next few weeks.

No new potential serial opportunities.

With the channel dead and me not posting anything, it's over basically.

Oh, it's completely over. There's no new girls coming in, so message me now.

I can't get any views and the money's rubbish. I've got zero motivation to make videos anymore.

And then the only content I have now, I can't even talk about it.

I'm very scared every day I'm gonna get another knock on the door.

Every time I hear a car outside, I'm flipping over to the camera, see who it is.

I feel very on edge.

Why do you open the door when you're not expecting anyone? I don't know, it got me in trouble in Thailand, didn't it?

Cuz I'm thinking, oh shit, what if it's the police?

I can't pretend I'm not in cuz obviously I'm in.

What Mr. Sue say? Who is it? And he's like, Special Agent Gilbury Jones.

Put your badge through the letterbox, Gilbury Jones. Okay, it could be a fake badge, couldn't it?

I don't understand why he didn't just put it through the letterbox. Why does it have to be hand-delivered?

What if I wasn't in? I mean, what if I went to Thailand last week and I'm not here?

How would I even know? I wouldn't even know.

Because I wouldn't be here and no one would be here to tell me.

Have to be served directly.

Well, what if I wasn't in the country for 6 months?

I guess if I don't know I've been served, then they can't do anything.

Then you don't get served. I should have left the country earlier then.

He made me touch it. Like he said, "Can you just hold it to prove that you've been served?" And then he took it back. I was like, "What?

Is he gonna come all the way to Thailand

and get a knock on the condo door from?" Some English guy.

I found it hard to understand what he was saying, to be honest, myself. Very, um, strong Welsh accent.

This phone is so smooth.

I think

it needs to be cold. Let me put one in the fridge, see if it speeds it up. When they're hot, they're all gooey. So they get stuck.

There's like a layer of batter cooked at the bottom. It's gonna come out like a big square pancake. So much of the batter spilled.

I feel like I'm slowly regaining my usual chatty self. I've never been so quiet before in a stream.

Oh God, it's not a nice feeling, guys. Like, you can't get your mind off it.

I want to become— revert back to my usual chatty self. That's my goal.

Positive thinking.

Multivitamin. Hmm, it's kind of coming off. I'll take this one and this one and this one.

Yep, we just got to wait a whole year. July 2026, start the timer.

Do you think I'm still going to be here in 2026 in this house? I wonder. Maybe I just feel much happier in Thailand. I just move there.

Still really flat. It's flatter than last time.

I don't get it.

Yeah, the oil must have weighed it down.

Damn it, I thought it was going to go puffy, but it didn't. It's really heavy, it's weird.

Oh,

it tastes eggy.

It doesn't taste good with egg. It tastes like a pancake.

It's got like a weird eggy taste now. I don't like it.

Egg was not a good idea.

It tastes like a weird fluffy pancake.

I thought the egg would make it puff up.

No, the egg ruined it, I think.

Um.

Oh yeah, don't they put butter in cakes?

Nah, it tastes better before.

It tasted more cakey without the egg. Now it tastes like a pancake.

Fail.

Smells eggy too.

It's like a weird egg tart.

It's like an egg tart.

Yeah,

hmm,

still haven't mastered the cupcake.

Need more flour.

Maybe I'll go Tesco again tomorrow, get flour, baking soda. What else? How do you make a bloody cupcake? I don't know how you make it.

Why is it always flat?

I don't need a recipe. I'm a professional cooking person.

It's funny, I, I, I filled out this inquiry form for a solicitor and they phoned me back and the guy, he sounded just like the AI voice, like kind of educated sounding English accent.

I felt like I was chatting to AI. It was like, hey Daniel, sorry, but we don't have any solicitors in your area.

I was going to go, shut up, listen, I don't care.

If I just talk to people like I talk to AI, I get slapped in the face.

The home insurance guy sounded like that too, like AI.

I cancelled it after a month. I cancelled the direct debit payments. It was like £25 a month for home insurance.

I thought I had to get it. It turns out I don't need to have it.

Maybe I should take out home insurance if I leave the house. Like, what if my car gets stolen?

How can they steal my car if I take the keys with me to Thailand?

I'll do the court hearing from Thailand.

I also want to get the international driving permit.

Does that count in Thailand too? Was it just Japan? It must be for all countries that have an agreement.

Would be cool if I rent a car in Japan and I drove around Kyushu.

Could camp at places or just stay at like a cheap hotel.

It'd be funny, like I did a cycling streamathon and then I did a walking streamathon. Next we got to do a car streamathon.

Maybe I'll get an RV

so I can sleep in it.

So what, I need one in Japanese and one in Thai?

Feeling better now, have caffeine in my body.

What to buy? I wonder if iPhone 16e is any good.

Thailand seems a bit scary to drive around in outside of Bangkok as well.

Mr. Meow Meow didn't come. Black Cat came.

The Flip 7 lasts way longer than the S10 Plus. The S10 Plus battery is dead after about 2 and a half hours streaming.

What the hell is that beeping?

The Flip 7 lasts about 5 hours

on battery.

It's really nice.

I think it's because I didn't close the air fryer tray.

As if I care.

Ah, nice and warm now.

I'm probably not gonna be hungry for dinner until 9 o'clock.

Stomach's really noisy. I don't know if it likes the oil and eggs.

Oil and eggs not to your liking.

I remember one time Moon sent me a bunch of selfies and I didn't reply, and then she follows up with, what's wrong? Pics not up to your— not to your liking? She goes, pics not up to your liking? And I was like, no, they look great, very nice.

It was really weird.

I was like, I thought, Jesus,

what do you want me to say?

I could sense she was, um,

not happy that I didn't reply to the selfies with more enthusiasm.

I can't remember, I think I just opened the message, I looked at the selfies, and I closed it. I didn't say anything. Then she goes, what's wrong, selfies not up to your liking? Not to your liking? I don't know, the way she said it was weird.

I mean, what was I supposed to say? Yeah, they look rubbish.

Weird question to ask.

I hate it when girls ask, do you think I'm ugly? Or, look, I'm ugly, why do you like me? And then you've now got to say, no, I think you look great.

Those

were fun times.

I had Crypt begging for attention, Moon spamming me all the time.

I couldn't keep up with it.

I was too busy trying to do trading and find out how I'm going to afford to live here.

Already wasn't very interested in chatting to girls.

How do you be honest and lie?

Rather someone be honest and lie, then it's not honest.

Honestly, like, it just sounded funny.

嗯嗯嗯嗯。

Maybe I'll go to Thailand sooner. Who cares about rainy season?

I just want to get out of this place.

See how much tickets cost.

Thursday.

This Thursday. Let's go.

To be honest, this is not bad.

£700, one stop in Frankfurt.

Bit early though, 10 AM. I'd have to stay the night in a hotel.

Direct flight is 2,400. For this Thursday.

China East Airlines 640,

Shanghai-Pudong. 1 hour 40 minute layover, 9 o'clock departure. Yeah, but I want to go now, not August.

What about tomorrow?

What about Wednesday?

£600, Kuwait Airport, 55 minutes layover. So even enough time to get to the other gate. And then AMD Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel International Airport.

To Delhi. How many bloody stops? 3 stops.

£800. Oh, not bad.

7 AM flight.

That's not bad. 4 hours layover in Frankfurt.

£800 though,

not cheap.

I really would like to just go to Thailand tomorrow.

嗯。

Warsaw Frederik Chopin Airport,

1 hour 30 minute layover, £660. Pretty good.

Oh, 10 AM though, it's too early.

I feel scared here.

I'm getting déjà vu. When I was in Japan, I got scared the police would come to my guest house, so I booked up a hotel in the middle of the night.

Oh, what?

Really? £600 for a direct flight?

Oh, what? Now it says 1,300.

Why does it say 600 total? Oh, oh, the numbers for the one above, not below. I thought it was 600 for this one.

I thought that was weird.

If I go on Wednesday, then on Tuesday I just Use public transport to get to the airport.

Must be weird riding a motorbike. You make so much noise and you're not even going that fast. I go faster in my car and I make no noise.

And they're doing like 30 miles per hour, 40 miles per

hour. So stupid.

What about tomorrow?

Oh, I've got Amsterdam first.

Imagine I go to the Netherlands and I find out I've got a restraining order there too. Although, I mean, they can't give me a restraining order unless I've been served it,

right?

Because Exeter goes direct to Amsterdam, so then from Amsterdam I go to Bangkok.

Maybe I'll do some weed. I'll spend like a week in Amsterdam.

I don't have to be in the country for my court date, do I? It's a remote hearing.

Say I want to go Amsterdam tomorrow.

What? £700? That's stupid.

Oh, from Amsterdam to Bangkok.

£1,000.

No, I

want to go Exeter to Amsterdam.

What? £290? Transfer at Dublin,

£600 for direct to Amsterdam.

That is ridiculously stupid.

£290. £268.

16-hour layover in Dublin.

Oh my Jesus. Oh, the toilet.

Oh, door's coming out.

I could go Amsterdam tomorrow.

I'll spend a week getting high and nut my brains out, and then Thailand from Amsterdam would be easy.

I got a spasm.

Look, what about 30th of July?

I don't understand how there's this— why does it go to Dublin and then Amsterdam? It's flying the wrong way and then goes back the other way. How stupid.

Why is it— I don't understand why it's cheaper for it to fly up to Dublin and then fly back down than do a direct flight. The direct flight is double of the one that stops at Dublin. 1 hour 25 minutes.

£600. Cheapest one, £212,

but you got to sit in Dublin for like 16 hours.

Eurostar, what, from here? How do I get to Devon? I mean, how do I get to Dover?

Shut the fuck up, fucking sheep. Oh my God, all they do is go

all day long.

This one's pretty good. Wednesday, 4-hour layover in Dublin.

Uh, £246.

I'll go to a red light district, nut my brains out.

I would not get high on stream though. I don't know what I might end up saying

or doing. What if I get my willy out? I get extremely horny when I get high.

Do you think I should bring my— those papers with me if I leave?

Because I don't know how to do the hearing thing. They didn't send me an email. Maybe I'll just take pictures of the papers. I don't need the physical copy, do I?

The papers have the instructions on how to do the hearing. They use Teams, Microsoft Teams. Let's use Discord.

I think it was £88 for a taxi to Exeter.

Do you think they're gonna check me for like outbound ticket? Because I don't know when I want to leave.

How much for a hotel in Amsterdam?

I'll stay like 2 weeks, 10 days maybe.

The name of Dutch hotels kind of brings back memories.

Look, this stupid glitched iPhone map doesn't move.

What is this?

You have so many weird glitches. Look, it doesn't move.

What?

Bed in dormitory.

When I zoom in, the map stops moving. It's weird.

£700 for 11— 10 nights.

I guess it's not hard to carry a couple papers, isn't it?

Hulen Burgweg Zuidust. Why are their names so weird?

Maybe I get a hooker.

7, be like £1,000, wouldn't it? Plus food, it'd be like £1,200 for 10 nights.

That's like $160 a day. I could probably make $200 a day.

Maybe my viewership would go up if I'm suddenly in Amsterdam on the run. Getting high.

And then from Amsterdam to Thailand.

I'll spend a few weeks in Amsterdam.

Thailand, 16th August.

Will be cheaper than

China Eastern Airlines.

£300. £370, one stop, one hour layover in Pudong.

Go to Amsterdam Wednesday.

I'll go Amsterdam Wednesday.

Taxi is like

£80 to exit airport.

A good hotel, 2 weeks. Bum about in Amsterdam a little bit.

My current place, and I come back next year, July, when the order's expired.

Pia can come stay here for free if she looks after the place. Just don't bring any guys back. She's only allowed to sleep with Bobby Brown. That's the only D she's allowed if she's in my house.

Restraining order from Pia coming soon if I keep talking.

I don't think you're allowed to do weed in Thailand anymore. I think they backtracked on the legalization. I think they've made it so you need a medical reason to smoke it.

So I go to Thailand Wednesday— I mean, I go to Amsterdam Wednesday. Book a hotel in Amsterdam 2 weeks, bum about 2 weeks, and I'll book my ticket to Thailand from Amsterdam. It'll be nice and cheap around middle of August. I'll just stay in Amsterdam middle of August

and then— yeah, sounds pretty expensive. It'll cost like £1,200. For transport and hotel and

some food.

Hmm, £2,400 for 2 weeks. Oh my God,

1,500.

Oh my goodness,

1,111 reviews.

Oh, that's too expensive.

It's like 2,000 plus for 2 weeks.

2 weeks too long. What are you gonna do in Amsterdam for 2 weeks? I think like 2 nights, more like it.

2 nights.

I know, it's more expensive than just getting a taxi to Heathrow and getting a direct flight to Thailand.

How much for in-call, or is it out-call, direct to my hotel?

I really want to go to Amsterdam if I've got a girlfriend. We get the space brownie, I get high, and then we bang.

Hard banging all night with my weed-infused boner. I get a raging boner when I'm high like no other.

Pretty fucked this way though.

No, it's cheaper to just get a flight right to Thailand than to stay in Amsterdam for a few weeks. The hotel is too expensive.

This one is nice. Wednesday,

11:45, a 3-hour layover in Schiphol,

£1,100.

Not bad.

What about tomorrow?

I can't be bothered.

Too hard to escape this country now.

Takes a lot of willpower

and money.

I recall a good guy though.

Ditch this place. Unplug everything.

Switch off the electricity.

Beijing Capital Airport.

Why didn't you fix your fridge? Can't be bothered. I chopped some of it out. Oh, Mr. Meow Meow,

come back!

So rude. Excuse me.

Straight to the kitchen. The food's here. More.

I got your meat stick.

Yeah, well, he's coming.

Don't know if he likes these.

He— look, he just walked straight past it. It's here.

He doesn't like it.

Look. Oh, good boy.

I think it's tough because it was not closed in the packet.

The packet ripped.

He likes it.

Oh God, it stinks. Oh, I just smelled it. Oh, it stinks so much.

You okay?

Turkish Airlines Istanbul

and then Kuala Lumpur.

How many hours in Kuala Lumpur?

I feel sad to

leave. I miss, miss the meal.

Where'd he go?

He's probably gone up to the bed.

Could blow my money on a lawyer or one-way ticket to Thailand tomorrow.

Où est-ce qu'il est allé, le marron?

Cupcake, anyone?

You're lost.

Tastes

a bit like chicken.

Where's Gordon?

Hello. What are you doing down there?

You rolling around a little bit.

You realize under there

Hit his head on it.

He doesn't like his beanbag anymore.

Okay, have fun up here then.

I gotta clean up this mess. Look at it.

Oh,

it's like a massive biscuit with chips in it.

It's got all the chicken fat in it as well.

That's disgusting.

Eat it.

Oh, it's like chicken grease and vanilla.

I'm not even gonna touch that.

I can't go anywhere because I have to chuck all the food out as well.

I feel a bit scared being in the UK, really.

Apparently I'm under police investigation as well.

What for? I can't really say. That's the problem, I can't say anything.

Of course, looks like thumb stain.

Is that why my viewership's so high? Is it half the station in Tabas? Start watching my stuff. Hello, I'm Daniel. I make cookies on livestream.

My cookies are so bad, I need to be locked up.

So what if I leave the country? What do I do? Uh, turn off electricity here.

Main switch off.

I just turn off the main switch and then what? I turn this off too, that one.

And then also, I guess if I turn off electricity, it would turn off the hot water, wouldn't it? And then that's it, really. I'll unplug everything.

Fuck this place.

What's that? Oh, it's got a little face.

Disgusting.

I'll just put a load of towels in front of the fridge so the water can leak onto it.

When am I leaving? Wednesday.

Amsterdam. 4 days Amsterdam. I'll bring Mr. Meow Meow.

Why is towel even worse?

Book your holiday with Trivago.

In Japanese, they call it Toribago.

Toribago. Trivago.

Everyone will know you're gone. Yeah, I'll put a note on the door saying, gone to Thailand, will be back 2026.

See ya. Towel goes moldy.

I don't know, whatever.

Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday. Is that how they say it? Why is that a meme now? I've seen a few of them. They do the ad, um, was it the ad voiceover and then the footage just like people vomiting into a bucket?

I only get taxi to Exeter Airport and then I fly to Amsterdam for like 4 days and then I get a direct flight from Amsterdam to Bangkok. Total cost, £88

plus ticket, £380.

Hotel, 150. 600 plus direct flight, so it costs like 1,500. That's a lot of money.

Yeah, I'll just ditch my car here.

I'll leave the window open a tiny bit for ventilation.

When am I coming back? July 2026.

Market's crashing. I told you, didn't I?

It's probably cheaper, or at least the same price, to just go direct from London than do all this Amsterdam nonsense.

Oh, but I can spread it out.

So what I do is Yeah, it will cost the same to go to Amsterdam than Thailand, but I'll be in Amsterdam a few days. I can stream and make back the money.

Why go now? I'm scared.

What if I drive the car to Amsterdam and ditch it there?

Yeah, if I drive the car to Amsterdam, I've got to drive it back. Or I drive my car to Japan like that other guy.

Wow, I found really long hair on my face. Weird. In.

How can I do that?

Wednesday.

Sell your car, exit UK properly. Not that it's good now.

I'm not safe.

Very difficult to pull off. I have to chuck a lot of food in the bin.

I'd go Thailand August, September Vietnam October, back to Thailand November, December. Then maybe we'll go Indonesia or Japan,

Okinawa. Japan January to March, back here April, and I would have spent 6 months of rent here for not being here. Genius.

That would get my mind off things.

Stop the rent. I don't have to tell them I want to move out, and then I've got to get rid of all my stuff. Too much hassle.

I'll come back here in 2026.

I'll get more viewers just from traveling. Easily make up for paying for this place.

I'll probably crack 200 viewers if I do some crazy plan like this. I make $400 a day.

I mean, we're 160 and I'm just sitting on my beanbag.

Fire.

Who's Zepeto, edits?

I feel like I've been subliminally brainwashed by the radio because when I was doing Every, I kept hearing ads on the radio saying direct flights from Exeter Airport. So I'm just gonna— I didn't even know we had them in the West Country.

Kept hearing that every day. Now I'm like, oh, advertising works.

Um,

plane tickets to Exeter.

£200, 16 hours in Dublin.

Why do I want to come back here? Uh, because I can't travel all year round. Come back here in maybe, I don't know,

July.

Pay for a whole year of rent and I'm not here.

Genius. Genius.

Just really feel stuck.

Going anywhere is hard. Got a lot to consider.

Newcastle International Airport. Oh God.

Oh, direct, £550.

Traveling is so tiring though.

Yeah, it would be cheaper if I just waited, but

I don't know, I feel like I'm gonna get a knock on the door. Within the next few weeks. I don't want to be here.

I feel like there's a good chance to get a knock on the door within the next week or two.

They take this live streaming stuff quite seriously. You can't just say, oh, I was just saying some silly stuff on stream. They actually investigate it and they knock on your door.

Basically, there's been some serious allegations put against me that I can't even mention.

I don't, I don't think they have to go through all of it. Someone would have clipped it.

The problem is I don't remember everything I've said on stream. I might have said something silly

trying to be funny, or maybe I never said it at all, or maybe it got taken out of context. I don't know. I honestly don't remember everything I've said. I don't even remember what I said yesterday,

so I don't remember if I've actually said it or not.

And I'm not watching 15 hours of my footage. Boring. I don't know how you guys sit through it, to be honest.

Isn't there like a viral clip of the police going to this middle-aged English guy's house and arrested him because he made a Facebook post and it upset someone.

Something like that.

The country's gone insane.

I don't know, if I wasn't here and they came, what would happen? They'd be like, oh well, he's not here.

And get direct flight to Amsterdam. £545 on Friday— no, Thursday.

Wednesday, £646 direct flight Amsterdam.

God, those sheep are really annoying. Do they ever shut up?

All I can hear is meh,

ugly sound.

Who's even eating lamb anyway?

Why do we need so many sheep? Hardly anyone eats lamb.

£246, Aer Lingus, Dublin Airport, 4 hours. Never been to Ireland before.

Ireland.

Can you pack that quickly? I packed my laptop,

my phones, power bank, power brick. What else do you need? A couple underwear and socks.

Or I go from Exeter straight to Bangkok. Then I skip Amsterdam.

Oh, €1,200.

Aer Lingus,

17 hours in Dublin. 啊。

Why am I desperate to leave? Peace of mind, content.

What else do you need?

I got run out of town.

Oh no, so expensive to just go to Thailand right now. I feel like I'd be better off if I go Amsterdam. Spend a week there so I can do some streaming and make some money.

I could go Amsterdam for free if I just stream it. I can't stream a flight to Thailand,

and then I'll get the Thailand flight like mid-August when it's cheaper.

Why Spain?

I

don't know if you can book a taxi so short notice.

I mean, yeah, I'd save money if I stayed here, but viewers are going to get bored. Like, if I get double viewers traveling, I make extra money. It'll be back to you know, ground zero, but at least I have free holiday

and get away from here.

I could get a plane tomorrow.

£290. 4 hours in

Dublin.

£29.

I tuck all the food in the bin and then what? Where do I put it? I'll go to dump.

If I leave it here, it'll just rot.

What's this? At 50, I quit my workaholic lifestyle, moved to Portugal on 9K Golden Visa. Maybe I'll move to Portugal.

What is the golden visa?

Wait, is it between— that's tomorrow. I could go tomorrow for just £290.

12 o'clock. How am I gonna get there? It'll take an hour. Oh no, book a taxi. Sorry, short minute.

What else would I need to do?

I'll just chuck all the food into the garden. Cow eat it.

I can't really pre-pack because I need my laptop now.

I

wonder where that cat is.

Oh, there you are. Just talking about you.

Meow meow.

Come here. Maybe he won't spring back.

I'll leave the door open so he can come in and out when I'm gone.

I wonder if he's still hungry.

Maybe they taste bad.

This is definitely rubbish.

No,

no, no, that's rubbish.

No,

come.

Why

is he in the kitchen?

He'd rather have the rubbish than the chicken sticks.

Pupfish.

Doesn't it stink?

I

can't read that.

You can't bite it. Apex predator can't eat a meat stick.

This is fine.

Tell mosquitoes to avoid that.

It's hard eating as a cat when all your teeth are pointy. How do you chew stuff?

Now what does he want?

Back in the kitchen.

Maybe he wants to go out.

ですか。

See ya. I need to pay.

Uh, yeah, maybe I'll call it on this. City idea. Amsterdam. I can always livestream the police at my door. Promise they're gonna say things that I shouldn't have on stream.

Would be fun though, you know, just leave tomorrow.

I'm just too lazy. I don't want to go anywhere. I just want to sleep in my bed.

Not feeling super adventurous.

Biceps bulging.

We might do some exercise.

The Battle of the Bold.

That's all it takes, really. To grow biceps, just bit of muscle stimulation

is all you need.

Really?

What do you mean one arm? I did both arms.

Don't be silly.

How would you do it? You still got to book a taxi to the

airport. I can't be bothered.

No Uber here.

Airport parking? What, for a year?

The

hell is that saxophone music? Is it someone playing it, or is it like a— record. It's really annoying.

Can you hear it?

Maybe there's some Thai girls in Amsterdam. 100 a month

off-site parking.

Amsterdam.

What? I can't choose Amsterdam.

There's 2 Thai girls in Amsterdam.

Oh God, they look really weird. What the fuck?

Jesus Christ, this one's got a mustache.

Oh my God.

But it

says female.

Well, if they steal my car, can't I claim insurance and get the money back? I'll just take out insurance, like theft insurance. You'll be doing me a favor.

How am I associated with the robber?

I don't even know anyone.

I'm gonna ban you in a minute.

Huh.

Strange, the other lawyer didn't email me unless I put the wrong email.

I can't be bothered going anywhere.

Not feeling it. I don't really know what I want.

I could get a direct flight tomorrow, like £500, £600. Amsterdam.

And I'm gonna go to the castle tomorrow. Let's just do that.

I'll go to the castle tomorrow, I guess.

Castle and Teskar.

Very fun.

Much fun to be had.

Tesco tent.

£150 for taxi to exit airport.

Why is it? Because it's short notice?

No, it's £150 no matter when you book it for.

150.

No,

no, I'm not hungry at all.

150 for taxi, 300 for the plane, so 450,

650 for a week in Amsterdam, and then direct flight to Bangkok. It's like 1,500.

I mean, if I'm in there— if I'm there for a week, it will pay for it.

A week of streaming.

Go Thailand mid-August.

Uh, I can't bother. I'll just go to bed.

Wouldn't I be scared to stream outside? No, that's why I got the Flip, put it in my bag strap.

What a bugger. I won't even be bothered. The problem is talking. If I could talk without other people hearing it—

I need to talk, but I can't. I find it difficult to talk.

Maybe I'll put the other phone up to my ear so I'm on the phone. Pretend like I'm on the phone.

If only I could send my voice through brainwaves into the stream, like you hear my thoughts. No, that'd be bad. You do— if you could hear my thoughts, I'd get in trouble.

God, if everyone's thoughts were just on display for anyone to listen to, everyone would get

restraining orders and arrested and this stuff, wouldn't they?

I just think it's silly. I think unless you actually take action on the things you've said, you shouldn't get in trouble,

cuz it's just words, isn't it? Right, you can't get arrested for having thoughts. Just people don't, because no one knows what your thoughts are.

I think I've seen Minority Report. I don't remember what happened.

Dangerous thoughts.

One day they'll make some AI that can read our thoughts and they'll be locking us all up.

How fucking long are they going to be playing that

That's fine.

It's kind of making me sad. It's like very melancholic sound,

and the sound of stupid sheep pissing me off.

Maybe I'm part Macaw.

Oh God, you trolls are really getting boring.

Not even funny or anything, it's a waste of time.

Might unplug my car.

Keep writing rubbish in the chat, whatever.

I think it's fully charged. Maybe

it stopped drawing power, so I'm guessing it was fully charged.

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. How did things become like this?

Okay, I'm banning all you people. You'll just So annoying.

Got nothing else to do but write shit in my chat. Bill J band.

Modine band.

Who else?

Really annoying to shut up.

My day's been terrible, thanks for asking.

Stressful, anxiety-inducing. Now

I've got to worry about the police knocking on my door over some stupid clip. I don't know.

Apparently I'm under investigation.

Yeah, I made $282 yesterday. It's pretty good.

I wonder if my views would go off if I just suddenly go live from Amsterdam.

I booked the same hotel I booked when I was with Mila

and get hooked. Get high and then get hooked.

Get some shisha, chat up the Dutch girls.

Always up some Dutch ladies.

Yeah,

I smoked weed in Thailand. I got very high, nutted my brains out. All on the bed.

Oh, waiting to get hungry. I don't know how fat people do it. They're just hungry all the time or something. I wish I was hungry so I can start making dinner. Yesterday felt— oh, food was disgusting.

Turn myself in at the station.

Tomorrow I need to go outside, have a nice walk around a historic castle, go for a drive. What was my favorite music? I might look up some new music like Killswitch Engage. I want to feel epic.

Maybe some Bullet for My Valentine.

25 different types of allegations. Against me.

I want to know why there's over 25 different types of allegations against me. My Australian accent, I've been practicing it.

I know, it's pretty good.

Whoa.

但是你冷淡了我，爱不报答。

Ah,

fucking boring.

Maybe I will go to Amsterdam.

Maybe Mira wants to meet up.

Make our way to Venus. Maybe I'll meet Venus Angelic in— isn't she in Berlin or Belgium or something? She's going mental apparently,

drinking, drugging. Crashing out on Instagram Live, crashing out on Instagram Reels, not even making any money out of it. I mean, at least you make some money out of it if you're going to embarrass yourself. Just doing it for free.

Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. I wonder if you're gay. We won't have these problems. Or do men do the same thing?

Do do do do do do do do.

Men can do the same thing. Do they get crazy like that as well? I feel like men just don't really care.

You know what would be the perfect girlfriend? Deaf and blind. Then I can say anything I want.

It doesn't even need to be— I know if she can see, then she could like read subtitles. She has to be deaf and blind, then I can say anything I want and she'll never know.

My perfect girlfriend.

And disabled, can't walk, so she needs me.

That'd be the best girlfriend ever.

That's why Bobby Brown's best. He's got no legs or arms, can't move, and he's got no head. He's just got a massive cock and balls with tight asshole.

But I think he infected me again. My foreskin's a bit dry and itchy. I don't know why. I wash it properly in the shower. I don't know why it's like getting infected. I haven't even used Bobby in ages, so I don't know why I'm getting a bit of foreskin rash.

But I can like peel off the dry bit of skin on the foreskin,

add it to my soup. Extra cheese flavor.

Dancing in the moonlight, everybody dancing in the moonlight, everybody dancing in the moonlight.

Maybe I'll phone that annoying Thai girl up again.

Oh, I felt so relieved when I hung up the phone. I was like, oh, thank God she finally stopped talking. She talks my brains off.

I felt like I was actually— like my soul was leaving my body.

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la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Oh, la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la I'm la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la not la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la hungry. la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

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la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Can I not make dinner?

Bet you guys miss all the ads on YouTube. At least there's something to listen to. People are like, oh no, the ads, I don't know what he's saying. I'm not even saying anything. Get more content out of the ads than you do out of me.

6 minutes, every 6 minutes, double ads.

La la la la.

You eat too many snacks. Yeah, maybe the cupcakes kills my appetite. I want some hummus and breadsticks. My new favorite snack that I came up with all by myself.

The problem is if I don't eat the food, it starts going off, which is annoying.

Breadsticks, maybe garlic bread with my salmon. My salmon,

my new favorite foods, garlic bread

and salmon.

These cupcakes are not good.

The ones I made before were better.

Drawing sesh with my dick. I put the pencil in my dick hole, swing it around.

I've got so much food.

My rule is I can't leave the country until I finish all this food.

Maybe some peas.

Oh God, the pea bag is torn. Oh, it's stuck as well. The ice grew and wedged it in more. This is gonna be hard.

What? It's like a block of ice.

Why is it so frozen?

Pee bag. Fucking pee bag. Pee bag.

It's all frozen in a block of peas.

Rage cooking.

Buttered garlic.

Every morning.

Would love to hit him with a knife. Wow, he's threatening me with violence. Better watch yourself,

Tom.

Restraining order coming for your doorstep too soon.

Not very wise,

threatening me with extreme violence.

Don't think you're safe just because you're in Germany.

Still already hungry.

Uh, that's just how I cook. I cook with passion.

I learned from Gordon Ramsay.

I'm gonna place a clip in that now.

Violent cleaver tendencies.

I just imagine them watching the evidence without trying to crack a smile.

Violence is against downed men.

Why is it all wet? Oh God.

I'm bounding down here in the moon.

Where's my bloody salt?

I can't find my salt shaker. So annoying.

Here's some salt for your sandwich.

Lightly salted.

Not even hungry. Come on, stomach, it's not the end of the world.

I want to make dinner.

We've only got 3 hours left and this shitty day's over, thank fuck. Hopefully tomorrow's good. IRL stream, drive in,

see some historic castles.

Will I move back to Asia? Hmm.

Maybe. I don't know.

Dun dun dun dun dun. Gonna restore more castle. Restore more.

Maybe I'll pack a sandwich. I'll pack a bacon sandwich with me. Apparently it's a good place for picnics. Picnic. Oh my God, he spits on the carpet.

Dum dum dum dum dum dum. Nah, I don't think I'm gonna pay for a lawyer. I already got the free advice from the other person. Do it myself. It's just law, isn't it? Easy.

Do do do do do do do do do do. Maybe if I get diagnosed with autism, I'll have some kind of leniency. There is actually an autism thingy in Tavistock. Like I don't know what it is.

Why are you running back and forth? Because I'm trying to build appetite. Not hungry. Oh,

so hard to eat dinner when you're not hungry. You'll force it down.

Sky is looking cool.

It's a Roman fortlet. Ah, not even Norman. I thought, mate, I thought it's a Norman castle.

No, you know, Norman. Is an anagram for Roman. Holy shit, it is as well. N-O-R-M. No way!

Oh my God, Norman is Roman but mixed around. That's crazy. Got conquered by the Romans and conquered by the Normans. I just got mind blown.

N-O-R-M-A. Oh no, we're missing an N. Norman has 2 N's. I've only got 1 N in Roman. We got Norma.

Norma.

We're down 1 N.

Nighthawk down.

How many hours did we do?

11 and a half. Oh, still got 3 and a half to go.

I don't think I'm gonna do 15 today unless I stay up to 1 AM.

I have to stay up to 1 AM.

Butt crack's a bit sweaty.

I haven't gotten sick all year. That's pretty good, isn't it? Halfway through the year, I haven't gotten sick once. It's a good thing about being single

and living alone.

Apart from going crazy from isolation, you don't have to be sick. I hate being sick.

Maybe I'll put one fish in the air fryer.

Maybe it will taste good. Sometimes cooking in a pan is annoying. It splatters everywhere.

Fish and

bread.

Salmon. Salmon.

Why don't they say Saruman instead of Salmon

since they spell arbeids as arbeid?

Weird.

Jamaica. I hate how they say Jamaica in Japanese. Jamaica. Just because it's spelled M-A-I-C-A, they think it's pronounced My instead of nay.

Jamaica, mom. It sounds weird.

Jamaica. Jamaica. I wonder how they say Barbados. Barbados. Barbados.

Barbados.

バルバルボルマルボル。It's funny how almost all English words in Japanese are just like English words, but with an accent. Like air fryer sprays air fryer. Fry pan. But then random things like pot is namer. Why is it not potto?

Perfect beat.

Oh yeah, and the rhythm of my heart,

and the rhythm of my heart. Oh yeah, oh yeah, and the rhythm, the rhythm.

ホテルは鳥箱。鳥箱。

Please, please shut up. Did you get it?

Sick beats,

am I right? Okay, so cold.

Hmm, I guess I'll cook the second one. Probably can't eat it though, maybe too much.

like my sea shanty. I made it up myself.

Chucking the salmon.

Just put

butter in the peas, maybe. It's pretty good,

but I'm bothered. Too late now.

A raw dog the peas.

Well, look, the steam is going up like a vortex, like a tornado.

Wow.

Oh no, the

pizza's burning. Oh shit.

Allez, bois-toi.

Ah, fucking hell. Fucking oil.

Guess it's done.

That is you done, I'm afraid, matey. You is done.

Look at that beautiful

British dish.

That

is you done and diddled. Dann der Lied an.

Waiting for a girl like you coming to my life.

I've been waiting for a girl like you to

show me everything.

I want your shoulder.

Mm-hmm. Oh, so much better than yesterday. All you need is a pinch of salt. Need seasoning.

Everyone keeps going on about seasoning. All you need is salt and that's it.

Seasoning's overrated.

Um,

See, I don't even need any seasoning. The peas are sweet and fresh.

Not a beer.