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Hello.

Hello.

Is it streaming?

Late broadcast for the West Coast.

Yeah, I just got back from school.

Got back from school an hour ago, had

lunch, had to tell my girlfriend to go

I had to tell her to go downstairs so I

Not much I can do about it because I have

to go to school in the morning,

which means I have to stream now, I guess.

Streaming now. Send.

Is streaming the school allowed? No way.

Some of the students tried taking a

picture of the whiteboard and the teacher

told them off, saying you're not allowed

to take picture of the teacher.

Imagine, imagine thinking she would be

okay with me just sitting there streaming

the whole class to YouTube.

No way.

I thought it was kind of weird when

someone tried taking a photo of the

whiteboard and she told them off because

you can't even see her face because she's

wearing a face mask. So I don't really see

what the problem— maybe she's like

worried. Oh, creepy students taking

my photo. What's he gonna do with it?

You can't even see her face, so I don't

really see what the problem is. But she

said, if you want to take a photo, tell

me, then I'll move out the way.

Going to school, learning Thai. Been

learning Thai for about a week now. I've

only been going for a week and I could

already speak. I mean, I can already speak

like the basic grammar. I know the basic

grammar. Did I get a haircut?

Not yet. I might cut it next weekend.

It's getting a bit long.

Hey guys, remember me?

Not really. Sorry, I haven't been in

a stream in so long. When was the last

time you watched my stream? It's been a

week since I last streamed. I just— it's

hard to stream now because my girlfriend

quit her job, so now she's here every day

apart from maybe one day a week where she

goes to a part-time job. So I had to ask

her to leave. She's sitting downstairs.

Waiting for me to finish streaming.

Audio's cutting in and out. Uh, let me

see. Audio's cutting in and out.

Um, no, it sounds fine to me.

Mics are charged up, plugged in.

Yeah, it's been tough recently cuz I can't

make anything. When she's here.

So every time I want to make something, I

have to ask her to go outside.

It's a bit, bit weird,

but I can't make stuff when there's people

around. I need to be alone, otherwise I

get nervous and stuff. Ice got arrested?

That was ages ago. He got released. Sam

Pepper paid for the bail money and

they got released. Now they're living in a

house outside of Bangkok waiting.

They're waiting for the end of August for

the court hearing, but apparently that

they've dropped the charges against them.

The hotel apparently, according to Ice,

dropped the charges, but they still have

to go to this hearing, so that's good

news. Imagine going to prison just for

that. That'd be crazy.

Haven't we seen her already? No.

Yeah, she's been in the videos, but she

was wearing a mask. I asked her if she

wanted to stream with me, but she said no.

Johnny Samadhi is in Thailand.

No thanks.

Isn't he the guy who's on the Japanese

train and he was being racist to people

and then he got pushed in the pond by

Burger Planet?

No, I don't really want to hang out with

these people. The only person I'd want to

hang out with is maybe I

don't know, I don't really want to hang

out with anyone. They all just seem kind

If I hung out with Ice, I'd be in jail.

Can you imagine if I got taken to jail

just because I hung out with Ice?

Yeah, one of these days they're gonna end

up in trouble. They're gonna piss off the

wrong person, and I don't really, really

want to be around. If that happens. I was

thinking maybe finding Ice and then

following him. I thought it'd be funny,

but after what happened with the whole

arrest and jail thing, I kind of don't

want to have anything to do

with Ice. Not because I dislike him, it's

because I'm scared. I like Ice, but he

seems to get everyone around him in

Sus fell off. Well, Sus is like me. He got

a girlfriend, now he just wants a nice

drama-free comfortable life, and he

doesn't want to do dumb stuff in public,

and he's not able to do women content

anymore like me.

But at least he gets 2,000 viewers,

unlike me. I got, what, 50 viewers now?

This is so weird. I'm the guy who's

supposed to be known for hiding in his

room and not doing anything interesting.

But my channel died because people were

like, oh, I'm boring now. But Sus still

gets like a couple thousand viewers or a

thousand viewers. So yeah, it's really,

it's really disappointing how hard my

channel died compared to these other

people. I'd be happy if

I got 100 viewers. Like, I got like 50,

60 viewers now. It's insane how

much my channel died and how

bored people got, considering— I don't

know what they expected really. Did I set

like this really high bar of expectation

of, oh, amazing drama-filled content?

I don't know how People got the idea that

hiding in my room was like, I don't know,

EastEnders on crack or something. Okay, I

had a bit of drama with my marriage for a

few months or a year. I'm really

disappointed with how the channel died.

The channel's always been about me just

talking in front of a camera, but somehow

everyone got this idea idea that there was

like full of drama and action happening.

And when that dried up, everyone just got

bored. Yeah, everyone says, oh, your

content was better when you were in

England, it was better when you were in

Japan, it was better when you were single,

it was better when you were married.

I went back to Japan, the views were not

better. I was single, the views sucked.

Now I'm not single, the views still suck.

Everything I do The views suck.

So there's like nothing I can do to please

people. They just say everything's boring

no matter what I do.

I give up. I can't entertain you people.

It's impossible. You find everything

boring.

I think I have the most

impossible-to-please audience where they

just found everything boring or

everything's bad. Like, drama's bad, no

drama's boring, cheating's bad, being a

weirdo is bad, but now you're normal is

boring. Oh my god,

what am I supposed to do?

That D-Pac guy is pretty funny because

he's like oblivious, obliviously stupid,

and he keeps saying what all the time in

this funny way. What? Eh?

What? It's kind of Unintentionally

funny. Are you living off the YouTube

money? Yeah, what else would I be living

off of?

I wish I had this secret way of making

money that wasn't YouTube and I could say,

oh yeah, I've been doing this thing and

now it makes more money. But no, YouTube

is still the number one thing that makes

me money. Actually, it's the only

thing that makes me money now. Not really

anything else I'm up to.

Your girlfriend knows about your channel?

Yep, she found out about 2 months ago.

I get really pissed off when these people

say, oh, YouTube doesn't make enough

money. For who? For you? Makes enough

money for me, obviously. I mean,

how would I have been able to fly to

Thailand, live in Thailand for like a

year, go to Japan, Live in Manchester,

live here and live there, go there and go

here. If YouTube wasn't paying enough,

how would I be able to afford it?

Oh, the magic inheritance money. The

magical inheritance money that lasts for 5

years. Yeah, £20K or £10K.

How's £10K gonna last you 5 years? How

long does £10,000 last anyone here? 5

years? Everyone says, oh, he's always

inheritance money. Yeah, the never-ending

inheritance money of 10,000. They think

10,000 is going to last me 5 years. Come

on.

How did she find your channel? She just

searched Daniel Japan. She found

it. I can't believe just

Daniel Japan is enough to find my channel.

I think I'm the only Daniel, the only

YouTuber called Daniel. Oh, wow.

Thanks, Korean woman. You weren't there

when I got out of the shower and your

stuff was gone. Are you coming back? I

just realized what you meant. Never.

You're not good enough for me, Korean

woman.

Yeah, I did not like Korean Woman. She

had— she was like an old woman. Like,

imagine a very tomboyish old woman.

I don't know why she seemed so old though.

It's like the way she stood and the way

she— it's just like the way she sat and

stood looked like she was an old woman.

Even though she wasn't that old, she was

like 35, but she just had old woman vibes.

Old woman tomboy vibes. Just very

unattractive.

Yeah, I haven't had much luck with Korean

women. The ones I get always seem like

grannies. Like tomboy grannies with

that short hair. They always have like

that short bob hair that comes down to

around here. I think you gained fat.

Yeah, my stomach's fatty and looks

stupid when I bend over. My, my stomach

just bulges out.

It's very hard not to get fat in Thailand

because I don't know why. It's because you

don't really feel like moving much or

doing physical exercise because

everywhere's so hot. And then you have to

go to the gym. I can't be bothered.

Maybe if it was Japan, I'd go for a bike

ride. Imagine trying to bike ride in

Bangkok. And then it was raining.

It rained really hard on the way to

school. I got soaked. So just suddenly

rained loads, and I had my jacket—

held my jacket over my head like that,

and I still got soaked, completely

drenched.

I need to take an umbrella. It just

suddenly starts raining a lot, not just a

little drizzle. It's been raining a lot.

I think it's rainy season now. And they—

people say the UK rains a lot. Thailand

rains way more than the UK.

And then there's a lightning storm and

then the power goes out.

Oh, I got internet finally. I got, uh,

500 up and down for only

600 baht a month, which is like— I

think it's like $10, I forgot. It's like

$10 for 500 up and down. It's insane.

I, I downloaded Hitman 3, yes, a few days

ago. It was 100 gigabytes. It took 20

minutes. I couldn't believe it. Usually it

takes me like 16 hours. I start the

download before I go to bed. I wake up the

next morning, morning, and it's nearly

finished, and it's downloading the game

at like 1 megabit per second,

maybe 2 megabits per second at most. And

then I got the new internet and it was

downloading at like 360 megabits per

second. It was insane. I've never seen

that number on my download manager. 20

minutes to download 100 gigabytes. Oh my

God, it's just like magic.

Don't know why we didn't get internet

faster. I've been whining about no

internet For what, 9 months now?

It shouldn't have taken this long. And

I've been wasting thousands of baht on SIM

cards. I've been spending like 4,000 baht

for multiple SIM cards which have crappy

speeds. Sometimes they restrict my speed

as well, when this whole time could have

had amazing internet for only 600 baht a

So it's nice to have proper internet.

Maybe I'll do some gaming streams on

Twitch later.

So nice having internet. Having to live

off SIM cards, it really sucks.

It was so stressful because I'd pay like

$30 for a 30-day SIM and And it's

unlimited, but then after you use too much

data, they throttle your speed and it's

barely usable.

Do you like Thailand? It seems fun after

watching Ice. Yeah, I like it, but I don't

really do anything that they do, like

washing elephants. There's no way I'd want

to wash an elephant. Ice had to wear

a swimsuit, get in this muddy

gross-looking dirt water and scrub an

elephant, and then he got splashed with

mud and, and like the poo

got in his face and stuff. There's no way

I'd want to do that. No way.

But all they do is like go to a market,

ride a tuk-tuk.

What else they do? Go to a market, see the

elephants, I've already done that stuff.

I've already been to the market. I went to

a waterfall. I went to a safari zoo.

Did I film it? I think I did film it. It

had these alpacas and little guinea pig

goat things. And there was a safari where

you can drive in and they have giraffe and

stuff, but the safari closed at 5 and we,

we took too long. In the zoo part of the

zoo, so we didn't get to go into the

safari. But it's funny because you, you

get to drive your car and then there's

these big birds and giraffes and deer and

stuff, and they come up to the car and you

can feed them. But I didn't get to do

No one's noticed my new addition to my

Are you worried about bugs in Thailand?

I haven't really had any problems with

insects. There's a lot of mosquitoes

downstairs around the lobby,

but they never come up here because it's

too high. The biggest problem I have is

with going to the toilet. I haven't had a

proper poop since I left Japan, which was

like 2 months ago now. I don't know what

it is. There must be something wrong with

my stomach gut bacteria, but I cannot have

a normal poop. It comes out all—

it comes out like a cloud instead of a

solid log. It's like a cloud of brown,

and I've tried loads of things. I can't

fix it. I don't know what to do. I need to

get like a poop enema or something to re—

reset my gut microbiome.

Yeah, I got this little fireplace. Looks

pretty cool, doesn't it? We went

to a restaurant and they had them, and I

Google Lens'd it because Google Lens is

pretty cool. And then my girlfriend

bought, bought one offline— online.

I gave up trying to fix my poop. I don't

know what to do. Nutrients? I take vitamin

C supplements. I got zinc. I've got fish

oil.

Trying to eat more fruit. Eating

vegetables every day. Cruciferous

vegetables.

I don't know how to fix it. Low fiber

carnivore diet. What? No vegetables.

Only meat. Only fruit and

digestible. I don't know. I have rice,

stir-fry some vegetables, and then I have

fish or meat. And tonight I'm having

mackerel. Yesterday I had tandoori pork

belly. The day before I had tandoori

chicken wings. I bought this sachet of

tandoori powder. I just put it on

everything. Tandoori tastes damn good.

It's like chili powder, but kind of

different.

I don't know. I'm not eating anything I

don't usually eat. It's just rice,

vegetables, meat. And then for lunch I

have— sometimes I have fish fingers and

baked beans, or spaghetti.

I make spaghetti, just spaghetti

bolognese. I'm not eating weird stuff,

but my poops are just completely messed

up. It's not diarrhea, it's just it comes

out gross looking.

I have no idea how to fix Good

morning, you racist. What? How am I

racist? You know, you know how people say,

oh, you don't look British, so it means

you're not British. Like some people say,

oh, if you're not white, you're not

British. And I thought to myself, how come

white people go to other places in the

world, colonize the place, And then they

claim that they are American or Australian

or South African when they're white. But

non-white people can't be born in England

and say that they're British. So don't you

find that really hypocritical?

Come on, right-wing people. What's your

explanation? So Australian, a white man

can go to Australia and be born there and

say, oh, I'm Australian. But I can't say

I'm British because I'm not white,

even though the white man can go to

Australia and he's not brown and he can

say, I'm Australian, even though he

doesn't look anything like the natives.

And Americans can go to America and say,

oh look, I'm American, when you're white.

But then I got these people saying, oh,

you're not British because you look

Chinese. Or people say that

I'm Chinese just because I look Chinese.

That's so— these people are so dumb.

They say that, oh, just because you're a

rat born in a stable doesn't make you a

horse. Well, just because a whale looks

like a fish doesn't mean it's a fish,

idiot. Two can play at the animal analogy

thing. Just because I look Chinese doesn't

mean I'm Chinese.

I just don't understand these white

people. They're like, oh, you need to

look. And I say, what about Boris Johnson?

Is he British? Even though he's like a

third Turkish. And they say, yeah, he's

British because he's white, because he

looks white. These people.

No one's native to Australia. Yeah, they

are. The native Australians are native to

Australia. The Polynesian brown people Who

play the didgeridoo.

And white people go all over the— all over

the world and say that Australian,

Canadian, South African, American,

they don't look like the natives, but they

still claim that they are from there. But

when I say I'm from Britain, everyone's

like, oh, you're Chinese. Hypocrites,

aren't they?

According to that logic, every single

white Australian is not Australian, then

they're British.

These people are so annoying. Every time I

talk about the British Empire, they're

like, oh, but you're not British though.

Other British people don't see you as

British.

Well, by that logic, I guess the Prime

Minister is not British, Rishi Sunak,

because he's like Indian. He's obviously

British because he was born and raised in

Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan. It's kind of

funny though, like the Mayor of London is

Sadiq Khan. Muslim guy. Prime Minister is

now an Indian guy. I just find it kind of

funny. Where's all the white people going?

Britain's under control by Muslims and

Indians. Ah,

suck it.

Who cares? Yeah, they don't

understand the difference between

ethnicity and nationality. They think

ethnicity equals nationality.

When it doesn't.

It's also, I mean, it depends on your

upbringing. Like if you were born in this

tight-knit circle of

Chinese people in England and your house

only spoke Chinese and you weren't really

exposed to the values of British culture,

then I guess you could kind of say, yeah,

they're not really British. But I

was raised in a very white British

neighborhood, went to a British school

with British kids. I had to sing

Kumbaya. I had a pretty British

upbringing. Nothing about my upbringing

was Chinese apart from my mum gave me a

little red envelope on Chinese New Year

called an umphao.

Apart from that, I don't see how my

upbringing was any different to a fully

white British kid.

But you can argue all day with these

people, they will just never— they won't—

they won't never— they would never agree

with you. They'll just keep saying, but

you're not white, you're not British.

It's just a waste of time talking to these

people. They will never change their

I identify as a British person because

that's where I was born and grew up and

raised. I don't identify as a Chinese

person. I don't even speak Chinese. Never

been to China. I don't even know any

Chinese people,

but I just wonder what they would say. To

white people going to other countries and

saying they're from there, but I'm not

allowed to say I'm from Britain. You've

been to Taiwan? Yeah, I guess so.

It's not really China though.

2023, people still arguing where people

are from, as if you can't be mixed race

or have parents who immigrated or have

parents who— one parent who's from another

Aren't you half Asian, half British?

Yeah, but I had— my whole childhood

was exposed to British and English

culture, and I had no exposure to my

Malaysian side apart from my mum, who

really didn't instill any of her culture

on me and my sister apart from Chinese

New Year, gave us a red envelope with a

Sometimes she cooked fried rice, and we

had fried rice for lunch.

It's a really frustrating topic to talk

Oh well. Has your girlfriend

talked to your mum? No, but she met my

sister. I introduced her to my

sister and her boyfriend when they came.

I talked to the American guys at my

school. They're quite nice. They're really

smart. I thought there'd be like a load of

dumb people coming to the class, but these

Americans are like multiple business

owners. One has a bachelor's and a

master's. And he codes.

And the other one has like multiple

businesses, multiple cars, and a

house in America, but he's retired in

Thailand and he's now trying to learn

Thai. These people are,

are impressive people. I feel, I feel kind

of intimidated.

I've achieved nothing my whole life.

I've, I've achieved nothing. I've got no

bachelor's, got no degree. People ask,

oh, what did you study? I didn't study

anything. I dropped out of high school.

Well, no, I didn't drop out. I finished

high school and then I dropped out the

second part of high school. So I just, I

feel like such a loser. I made $1,000 a

month on YouTube. That's like my biggest

achievement. All these other people

sitting there, oh, bachelor's, master's,

got business,

got this, got that. You know what I

noticed about Americans? They seem to love

talking about politics and business.

I'm just sitting there minding my own

business, listening to these Americans

talk in the class, and they're talking

about interest rates, And business

and insurance and hiring people. And what

did you study? Education and then

politics. I swear to God, British people

don't talk about this stuff. British

people, they just like, they talk about,

oh, rainy today, innit? Oh, Manchester

lost last night, innit? I've never seen

like a bunch of British people sit down

and discuss geopolitics or interest

rates. I feel like American people are

very business-oriented,

like very entrepreneurial. They take a lot

of interest in business and things like

tax, insurance,

leasing, that kind of stuff.

But every time I've gone to a class and

the British people, they just, I don't

know, they talk about stupid stuff like

fish and chips. I don't know.

Or how smashed they got last weekend. Oh,

I got smashed last weekend and vomited in

my car. That's what British people are

like. British people have no business

drive, like no interest in business or

what's going on in the economy. It's, oh,

inflation, shit, innit? Oh, I hate Rishi

Sunak, he's ruining our lives, innit?

That's what British people are like.

So I know there's a stereotype of American

people being dumb, but then they talk

about non-dumb stuff.

I might ask them, like, what stocks should

I buy? One of them seems to know a lot

about economics. I haven't really talked a

lot. I just talked a bit, but I've been

sitting there listening, gathering data.

I shouldn't talk about them too much. If

they found out that I talk about them, it

might be kind of weird. I'll just mention,

mention them very briefly, but not discuss

anything in too much detail. Well, cuz

they might get annoyed, like, oh, you

talked about me on your stream. Some

people weird like that, they get upset.

Maybe it's just cuz the people in the

class older. And the only experience I've

had with British people in a class was

when I was younger going to Jobcentre

meetings and stuff. Yeah, I guess my only

exposure to British people were dumb

British people because it was through the

Jobcentre. Basically everyone who goes to

Jobcentre is dumb because they can't get a

job. So the classes I went to were just

full of job seeker British people. But

these people in the class are like 30,

40 years old. They're older, they've got

experience, they're not dumb young people.

And I guess if you're in Thailand and

you're a Westerner, you've probably got

some kind of business or you've got income

coming from somewhere. That's why you're

able to live in Thailand, because you're

definitely not working here. How are you

gonna work here if you don't speak Thai?

And if they spoke Thai, they wouldn't be

in the Thai class. They obviously can't

speak Thai. If you can't speak Thai, the

only job you can get is like teaching

English.

Do I still have a girlfriend? Yep, she's

waiting downstairs. Told her to go

downstairs for 4 hours whilst I stream.

She said she'll read a book.

It's kind of hard now because

she's gonna be here every day. I can't

keep asking her to go out every day.

What am I gonna do?

I need to make videos. I need to start

pumping videos out.

Streaming takes 4 or 5 hours. To make

a couple videos takes a few hours.

I go out, but where am I gonna make the

video? In the park? I guess I could go to

the park, but I need my laptop to do the

editing and stuff. If it's a gaming video,

I need my laptop.

Maybe I do IRL. Stupid IRL server charged

me again even though I asked them to

cancel it. I could just sit in the park

and do a stream. But it's so hot.

I'm sweating just sitting in my apartment.

Do a stream with her? I did ask her, but

she doesn't really want to. I think she'd

get upset. People will ask stuff like,

how did you feel when Daniel cheated? Did

you know Daniel did this and that?

So I don't know what to do.

My income for July is so bad.

My main channel, so on track so far, it's

on track to make $580 for July.

It's because I haven't had any time to

make anything or stream or do anything.

Johnny Somali's IRL streams are based.

Doesn't he just annoy everyone around him?

I tried IRL streaming, it's really hard.

I just end up walking up and down the

street for hours and hours buying drinks,

being bored. I don't really talk to

anyone, and then I get copyright claimed

by the music. I'm scared of going anywhere

where there's music, so they'll copyright

claim the entire stream. I won't make any

money. Basically all of

the Japan streams got copyright claimed

and partially blocked. Barely made

anything from the ads. It's just thanks to

a few people donating that I made some

money. The music

really sucks. I don't know why YouTube

can't just automatically mute the segment

with the music and not block

my ads.

That's what Twitch does.

You can mute the song, edit it and mute

the song, but it take— it will take hours,

maybe a day if for the edit— editing

process.

So it's really tough to do YouTube right

now. Hopefully she gets a new job

Could you film videos in a natural

There's not really any— well, there's a

big park nearby. Maybe I could go there,

but it's hard because I want to do gaming

videos and gaming reviews. How am I

gonna like set up my mic and my tripod in

the park? I'm gonna look so bad.

Because it's like harsh sunlight and then

I'm gonna be sweating, my hair is gonna

look all wet, I'm gonna look all greasy

and gross. It's really hard to look good

outside in Thailand because you're just

sweating all the time.

Where did you buy the fake fireplace? I

got it on Shopee, but you can probably

find on Amazon. I should link my Amazon.

Affiliates.

Fake fireplace lantern lamp.

What, £270? Well, oh yeah,

they have the exact same ones on Amazon.

Maybe I should link it. It's kind

of weird because it's 32 degrees humid.

I'm sweating my nuts off. We got a

fireplace burning up there. Ah, it's so

nice and warm.

Isn't she working the other job? Yeah,

she has a part-time job, but she only goes

there like 2 days a week.

I need to turn the aircon on. It's just

too hot. Been trying to keep it off

because the electricity bill was quite

expensive. It's like $60 last

Why can't she hold down a job? She can,

but she quit her job because her,

her old job was so far away

and she was paying hundreds of

dollars every month just for petrol. And

then she stopped driving, she took the

train, but it takes over an hour by train

to get to where she used to work. So, it

wasn't sustainable to keep going to that

job, and I didn't want to move to where

she works because that's where the crazy

ex lives, and it's kind of rubbish.

I mean, everywhere outside of Bangkok is

rubbish. Have you seen where Ice is living

in that house? He said, I saw Ice step

out of the house and say, okay, let's go

and have a look at the neighborhood. And

then he realizes the entire neighborhood

is literally just a highway. And I'm like,

yep, that's exactly how the neighborhood

was like in my girlfriend's house place.

You got the, the house area with the

houses. You go out of that gated village

and it's just highway, like 8-lane

highways with maybe a petrol station,

some car mechanic shops. Maybe like a

cheap rubbish supermarket. That's it.

There's nothing. It's so barren and empty.

There's just a massive highway and traffic

when you go out of Bangkok.

Oh, go for a walk down the highway.

Great. Go shopping to this crappy,

dingy-looking cheap supermarket.

It's so miserable. Why would you want to

live out of Bangkok? Yeah, you can get

cheap rents and a big house, but there's

nothing outside of it.

It's just misery.

I would not want to live outside of

Bangkok. Bangkok's got stuff to

do and it's got infrastructure, it's got

parks. Shopping centers which are nice,

luxury shopping districts. You go out

of Bangkok, it's just massive roads

and concrete pillars and bridges.

I would not want to live there, so I had

to just say no, I don't want to leave

Bangkok. So that means she has to get

a new job in Bangkok.

Ice may go to jail. He said his lawyer

said that they've pressed— they've dropped

the charges, so I don't

think he will. I think, I think

after that hotel The hotel people calm

down a bit, they drop the charges.

Everyone just needs to calm down a bit,

think clearly. They don't

need to be so mad.

Just give him a fine. I don't know,

the charges were for filming him giving

him— giving his girlfriend a lap dance.

Not the lap dance itself, but the filming

of the lap dance. And because they were

all filming it, they all got the same

Visit the hotel. Yeah, $500 5-course

meal. My girlfriend said she's been there

before. She stayed in the hotel, Banyan

Tree. It's a very luxury,

high-end hotel, very classy

place.

Stop spamming.

If you watch my videos, you'll know how to

join Discord. It's LinkedIn.

The Discord is closed,

closed to new people.

They hired a private room. It was

apparently, according to some people,

it's not private. There were other people

eating there, but they left. It was just

an empty restaurant because the people

left because of

ice, probably.

Are you interested in Buddhism? Not

really. I'm not really interested in

religion.

Yeah, that naked dude freaks me out.

I thought I'd get a strike or something

for filming nudity. Had to quickly take it

That's why I'm scared of IRL. The music

screws up your ads. You might accidentally

film something that you shouldn't film.

Imagine like a naked woman just walking

around, accidentally film her tits.

I could get banned on YouTube filming

naked people, even if it wasn't my fault.

What? Well, where's the big deal with

recording a vid with her at home? This is

Don't you find it embarrassing? Imagine

you live with your family. Or your

partner and you're trying to make a video

and they can see and hear you make it,

you wouldn't feel embarrassed? I feel

embarrassed taking a phone call. I need to

phone the bank. I won't phone the bank

when she's around. I would rather go to

the park and like stand in a big wide open

space to make the phone call. So I feel

really nervous. If I feel like someone's

listening to me. And when I feel really

nervous, it's basically impossible for me

to make a video. I cannot form a coherent

sentence if I'm nervous. You should have

seen this. I did try to make a video when

I was in the Airbnb in Rotterdam and you

know who was with me. And it was so

awkward, I couldn't do it. I had to tell

her to leave, go outside. I was trying to

make a sponsored video for HiNative.

I just feel so stupid sitting in front of

a camera. What am I doing? Imagine sitting

in front of a camera and you're talking to

a camera as if it's a person. It's like

the most embarrassing thing you have to

do. I can only do it when I'm alone

because I feel so embarrassed.

So yeah, I need to be alone to make a

video. I don't know how you could not be

Some people, I guess most people, just not

embarrassed. I see people FaceTime phoning

people on the train and I'm just thinking,

oh Oh my God, how are you not embarrassed?

I got on the train back from school today

and there was a queue of people waiting to

get on the train. This girl in front of me

is just, you know, FaceTiming herself with

There's no way I would do that. That would

just be so embarrassing.

Don't you care that everyone's listening

to your phone call? And watching you.

People just don't care, I guess, about

anything. Maybe I just care too much.

Don't drink water too much. My mouth is

getting full of saliva. It's hard to talk.

Who cares what people think? I care.

That's the problem. I care too much.

I don't know how to not care.

It's too embarrassing.

I also have a weird way of talking when I

make a video. I'm like, hello, welcome

back to a new video. I sound like a moron

when I speak, but that's my YouTube voice.

You need to put on a voice when you make a

video. Hello, welcome back to a new video.

Today I'm going to be I

don't feel comfortable doing the YouTube

voice in front of people.

I notice you judge other people harshly.

Yeah, well, people are just weird, aren't

they? Everyone's weird.

People do weird stuff. I saw this man,

motorbike taxi driver,

standing in the middle of the pavement

with a little mirror trimming his nose

hair.

The hell? Who does that? Imagine trimming

your nose hair in the middle of a pavement

where people are walking up and down and

Not having a care in the world. I saw this

square, like a bright square

of sunlight shining on his face, the

reflection from the mirror. So he's

standing there like that. So weird.

I would never— no

one's paying attention. Well, I am. I'm

looking at everyone thinking how weird

Some people just stand in front of doors

not caring if they're getting in people's

Why do you make purposeful controversial

videos? To get views.

Why else?

When was my last controversial video

though? Do not buy Zelda because

it's rubbish and boring. It's kind of

boring though. I got bored of it. I got to

the Water Temple and I just had enough. I

couldn't— oh my god, you just do stupid

puzzles, you fight some dumb boss, and And

then you go and do the next temple, which

is another set of stupid puzzles.

Going to school is so hectic. There's so

many people at the train station. I had to

wait queuing up to get in the train.

4 trains came and went before I could get

on a train. An empty train comes, I and it

gets full up in seconds, and I have to

wait for another 2 more trains until I can

finally get on. Getting to

school is like— it's like a battle.

And driving to school is a nightmare.

Have you seen Bangkok rush hour traffic?

Oh my god, it is insane.

My girlfriend took me to school one day,

and it was just insane. She was weaving in

and out of traffic. Everyone was horning.

One part we were driving in the oncoming

traffic lane. We went over the yellow line

to overtake the right lane. This other

time we were driving somewhere and she

wanted to turn right, but she accidentally

got into the U-turn lane. So we were

forced to U-turn and go all the way back

up where we came from. And then find

somewhere else to U-turn. And then we

finally got back to where we were. You

have to be careful driving in Bangkok

because right lane is usually

turn right or U-turn, but then sometimes

right lane can be U-turn only. And if you

get into that lane, it's coned off at the

end, so you get trapped in the U-turn

lane. So you have no choice,

you got to U-turn. You can't, can't

reverse. And usually the middle lane is

just go straight and left lane is turn

left. If it was me driving,

I don't know, it's hard to— it look— it's

just really confusing. I don't know if I'd

be able to do a better job.

There were— I think there were 4 lanes:

turn left, straight, right, and U-turn.

I guess the easiest way would be to go by

motorbike— motorbike taxi, but then I

don't really want to be sitting dick to

butt with a Thai man on a motorbike for

half an hour, weaving in and out of

traffic. It's just not fun.

So, getting the train seems to be the best

option, and it's really cheap. It's like

$1 to go all the way to school.

It's just annoying because it gets so

packed. It's kind of like Japan rush hour

trains. People get pushed into the train.

Everyone's desperately trying to squeeze

in.

It's interesting, I guess. It's an

interesting experience,

get to experience life in Bangkok as a

student.

Don't really know how they could fix it.

Maybe put more trains. Why don't, you

know, just instead of having trains that

come every few minutes, why not just have

one non-stop train carriage?

Like a non-stop carriage of trains,

and then they stop at every stop. Do you

know what I mean? You know how trains only

have about 5 carriages? The front

carriage, second carriage, and then they

move off, and then there's nothing, and

then the next train comes. What if you

have like a 100-carriage train that just

goes stop, stop, stop?

I don't know if that would make sense.

Yeah, like a never-ending chain of

trains instead of having empty spaces on

the tracks. The tracks just all the time

has a carriage on it, like a carousel of

carriages. I don't know if that would

work. Why not?

Let's have like 500 trains on the track

coming one after the other because the

train stops at every stop anyway. Doesn't

it? The train stops at every stop.

I think that would work.

Actually, I don't know.

Or why don't I just have a longer train,

like a 10-carriage train or double-decker

train? They must be able to do something.

In Europe, they have double-decker trains.

Seems like a good idea.

Yeah. Oh yeah, they wouldn't be able to go

very fast because it would be accelerating

to the next station,

but it'll be such a big train, it would

need so much power, wouldn't it? I don't

know, maybe. Do you think the people who

engineer this stuff have thought about

this and realized it's a dumb idea?

Yeah, there's so many flyovers in Bangkok

where the elevated highways and train

tracks are like 10 stories high,

higher than buildings. The train tracks

and elevated highways in Bangkok are

higher than 95% of the buildings in the

UK. It's so crazy how high up it goes.

When you drive on the motorway, it's like

you're taking off into the sky.

My train To—

I have to get onto several different

trains, and when I get off one train, I go

up another level to get on the next train.

There's like layers of train tracks

crisscrossing.

There's one train track on the ground,

but it's like the very old trains from the

olden days.

Well, at least it's cheap. I thought about

getting a taxi to the school,

but it's like 4 times more expensive than

the train. If I got the taxi every day,

it would cost me hundreds of dollars.

Let's go to school.

And then I got off the train, then I got

Soaked in the rain.

Everyone was late to school because of the

rain. I got to the class and it's just me

and the other American. And then 10 or

20 minutes into the class, there was only

4 of us. And then the other people came

like an hour late.

Why did you delete your last stream?

Uh, I got worried with the whole Ice

getting arrested thing. I got worried

maybe I should take my streams

down in case I said something. I don't

think I've said anything bad about

Thailand apart from moaning about staff

like waitresses. I thought maybe it's just

safer if I take it down and be more

Did I have any friends in class?

Uh, I wouldn't really call them friends.

The Chinese guy did talk to me after

class. He asked me if I worked in Bangkok.

I said no. I said I don't work.

My thoughts on Tokyo Lens's boring tiny

apartment videos? Yeah, he found something

that works well with the algorithm.

That's basically how you do

YouTube. You find something that works and

then you just keep doing it over and over

and over again until it doesn't work

anymore. And then you find something new

that works.

Basically, it's kind of sad to say, but

basically all of YouTube boils down to

find something that works and then spam it

until it doesn't work anymore. You find

the exact title, thumbnail, and type

of content that the algorithm is going to

push out, and then you keep doing it. I

did it with the marriage stuff. Now I do

it with video game stuff.

I don't think I was talking about the

government in a bad way. What did I talk

about? I was just moaning because I went

to a restaurant and they forgot my steak,

and I was saying something

about work ethics. Maybe I'll just be a

bit more careful what I say. I don't think

I'd get in trouble, but I got worried.

I don't know if you're allowed to

criticize the government. Probably not a

good idea. I don't know anything about the

government here, so it's not like I would,

but just in case.

I think it's a country where you, you have

to be careful. That's what I learned

from Ice.

Very careful to

respect the culture.

Imagine if Logan Paul came to Thailand,

did what he did in Japan. I wonder if he

would have gotten arrested. Japan is very

lenient.

I feel like in Japan people get away with

anything— livestreaming Skrillex on the

train and stuff like that.

Do I prefer Japan over Thailand?

I don't know.

I prefer Thailand for the

price, like the cheap condos, cheap

trains. I prefer Japan for

having more pleasant cities to walk and

ride around.

I don't know, I don't really miss anything

about Japan. Last time I was in Japan, I

was very— I had this very— I

felt this very depressing atmosphere that

I didn't like. There's something

about my last trip to Japan that made me

feel kind of sad.

It just felt weird.

Is my tax sorted out? No, they still

didn't reply to me. I'm still waiting.

It's been 2 weeks. Last thing they asked

me was, can you prove that you lived in

Rotterdam? So I sent a bunch of invoices

for hotels and flights. They didn't reply.

Next, I have to send bank statements for

2021. And 2019, but I don't have 2019

statements, so I don't know what to do.

Yeah, I went back to Japan hoping that

it would feel like pre-2020 and there's—

it would bring back some excitement to the

channel, maybe some drama.

But it just, it wasn't there. It was

weird. It was like going back to a place

you wanted to go, but because time, so

much time has passed, it's just not the

same anymore.

It's like, imagine you're at school.

Oh, thanks, Blood Bucket.

Like Japan mummy.

Uh, yeah, it's like imagine you, you go

into school and you're having a really