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Yeah.

Couldn't really stream today because I had to take my mum to the car dealership because they were doing her car servicing.

So we went together with the 2 cars, and then I brought her back, and then I did a Beelivery back to Tenterden again. Actually made £20, delivered one bottle of whiskey and a bottle of Yellowtail. And I came back and Victoria's mum was here. Said hi to Victoria's mum.

I don't know if I should have said sorry for your loss. It's been

a year since Victoria's dad passed. I thought it'd be kind of weird if I just suddenly bring it up. Also, I didn't go to the funeral because I was busy.

I was gonna go, but then my sister came home and she went with my mum instead.

Yeah, so I said hi to Victoria's mum and then went back. To take my mum to the dealership to get her car, then came home, did a little day trade, made £9.

I made £9 my day trade, £20 delivery.

Hopefully I can make £30 evening stream,

and then I'll make 60, £60. It's like $85.

Yesterday I made

$75 yesterday,

and from the YouTube stream I made like $15. So losing 50% of the Kick revenue to dual stream was not worth it at all.

Not doing that again.

And then tomorrow, got a busy day packing my car and then leaving Sunday.

So sad.

Pushkin sat on my lap today. He's never done that before. Look.

Look, he's never done that before.

I always complain saying, oh, he never sits on laps and he's not very affectionate, because he was sitting on my laptop when I came home and I sat on my chair like this, and then he just came over to my lap. Never seen him do that before. Look, he's here now.

Say hello.

Hello, Emil.

Okay, don't say hello then.

Yeah, he never sat on my lap ever. I've never seen him sit on anyone's lap, actually. Oh shit, I haven't plugged in the battery.

Where's the hole? There it is.

You know, I miss Pushkin. He's been very sweet since I came back.

How am I back in Devon? Can't you see the room? Jesus.

I just said on Sunday I have to leave, which means I haven't left yet.

Uh, yeah, then I played Call of Duty Warzone on my iPhone for like 3 hours. I said I will miss Pushkin, future tense. Oh God, and then I played Call of Duty for like 3 hours on my iPhone. With the controller. It was really fun.

Played ranked match and I just destroyed everyone.

The graphics are so good, like better than Switch 2 graphics.

I actually like it more than playing Switch 2.

I'll put it in this controller.

I'll put it like that. I play Call of Duty, it's so damn good.

Better performance than my gaming laptop.

Don't even need Switch 2. I think iOS has better games on it. It's got Resident Evil, it's got shooter games like Call of Duty. Switch doesn't have that.

It's got Resident Evil, Death Stranding, better games. And only good game Switch has is Mario Kart, and that's it.

When's that Rainbow Six mobile coming out?

It was announced ages ago. Rainbow Six, I wonder if they're good.

If they make just like PC version, it would be good.

But if they make some rubbish watered-down mobile version— Rainbow Six Siege for mobile. When?

15th of July.

When they come out?

Rainbow Six Mobile.

I don't see it.

I don't see it on the store.

I

think the water is much harder here. I do notice my hair seems kind of different

compared to Devon. It's like the chalkiness in the water

stiffens your hair.

I had a look at cars, but they're all expensive. I looked at all these cars and they're all more expensive than my car. And my car's an EV.

These were just unknown,

like, um, Nissan Micra,

Vauxhalls, BMWs, petrol hybrids, and they were like 20K.

My car's like 11K. And it's better than all these cars.

So yeah, I mean, I wouldn't want to trade in my car to get any of these cars,

and they're all like double the price of my car.

Even like a Toyota hybrid was, um, 25K. Insane. Well, ugly as well.

It's also— it's kind of funny driving behind my mum because I get to see what my car looks like from behind, and it's a really small car. It's— it just looks way smaller than it feels like it is when you're driving it.

Such a dinky little car.

I think it looks cool from the front, but the back of the car looks kind of— don't know.

Malnourished. Also, I noticed my mum drives kind of left of the lane. I drive to the right of the lane because I, I'm kind of scared of hitting the curb or something, so I'm more to the right of the center of the lane.

I remember my instructor kept doing this with his hand. And my mum drives really fast. I think my mum's probably scared of the oncoming traffic, so she goes more to the left of the center.

It must look funny, 2 red Peugeot cars, exactly the same model,

putting into the drive.

A gaming PC. I don't know, probably not a good idea.

I don't know if I could send the iPhone back. I really, really like it. I really like this thing.

It's just so nice to hold and use. It just fits in your hand so well, and it's so light. For how big the screen is.

This is so light. I love this thing,

and gaming on it is great. I play Call of Duty, it's buttery smooth.

It looks so good as well, like the graphics are so good on Call of Duty.

I don't want to send it back.

IPhone 12 is dead. I haven't charged it in days.

I've only got 8K views on my review.

Where's he

going? Oh, that was a big jump.

That idiot in the comments said, hope your Silent Hill video gets less than 1,000 views. Got 3,000 views. Suck it,

loser. It's gonna make $4.

2 times 3 is gonna make $6, actually. 100% profit.

But apart from that, didn't really do much.

How was your day?

Mhm. Oh wow, that's really cool.

Oh, what? Really?

So fascinating.

Why is Resident Evil franchise always on sale for some reason? The 75% sale now. Resident Evil 4, 50% off. The Remake Trilogy, 55% off.

Resident Evil Requiem coming out next year.

Village only £8. Number 7, £6.

There's so many damn Resident Evil. Resident Evil 2 Revelations, £4. Might as well just give it away for free at that point. Barely make anything.

I guess I won't be making any videos here. I mean, I've got all day tomorrow, but, uh, people are coming, so

I should probably just stream all day instead. I don't know, I mean, I like— I spend hours making a video, it will make $15 probably. I make that if I just stream. I mean, I could make the video while streaming,

but I can't be bothered.

It's not gonna get any views, is it?

Guess it's over.

The YouTube Live made $13

even with the Super Chats. Without the Super Chats, it would have made like $9.

3-hour stream on YouTube.

Made $8.60 on ads. That's like $3 an hour. That's worse than Kick. And then $5 Super Chats.

What videos do I want to make? I don't want to make any videos. That's the thing.

I have zero desire to make a video.

Like, if you said I'm guaranteed a million views, what would I make?

Like, do I have an important message to spread? Is there like some cause I wanna bring attention to? No.

Not really.

So like some really funny creative idea I have that I would like to get a million views on?

No.

Oh yeah, I've got a really funny skit. I would love a million views. No,

I just don't really have a core message,

and that's why I don't get any views.

Most people be like, oh, I want to bring attention to the Save the Koala Foundation.

I had a look at my granddad's letter again.

So PAI Force is Persia

in the— wait, was it PIA or PAI? Persian

Air Force Independence.

Force, and it said Signalman P.W. Lord, and it said WT Corps, like wireless telecommunication. So he was a signalman doing wireless, probably Morse code telegraphs. So that's what my granddad was doing during the war. I don't know how he got PTSD because he wasn't fighting, he was just doing Morse code.

Apparently he ended up getting his mates blown up.

I don't know what the story was, like he said, oh yeah, this route was safe, and then maybe it wasn't, and they drove over a landmine and it was his fault. But, you know, say he got PTSD, sounds like he was storming the trenches, but he wasn't. He was like a signal man doing Morse code. Probably in

some safe part of the empire.

And it seems like he was stationed in the Middle East. I thought he was in North Africa.

Persia would have been Iran, Pakistan, that kind of area.

Seems like an exciting time to live in,

if you could survive it.

And what greater cause than defeating the biggest evil in history and playing a role, and then coming back home and starting a family? It just seems like very adventurous.

Pushkin's sleeping in my room all day. I'm gonna miss Pushkin.

I think I've cracked the secret to day trading. The trick is you set up the trade in anticipation and then don't look at it and then go do something else. And if you're right, you're right. If you're wrong, you get stopped out and you'll just lose a small amount.

I

have cracked it.

I think you set up the little red and green box thing and then you let it trigger. You don't manually trigger, like you automate it.

Made £10 today.

My vape smells nice now without the fresh mint. Sour blueberry.

Mmm, I like fresh mint. It's like brushing your teeth but up your nose.

I drove by where Chris Broad lives. I drove past my old school friends' houses, Max and Seth. I think Chris Broad lived in the same area.

Weird driving through that bit. All my school friends used to live there.

Oh wow, they got revolver spring-powered BB gun. It's pretty cool.

Oh, they got like a Nazi-style Luger.

Oh.

Hmm, the long drive back to Devon.

Or do I come back here? I don't know why so many of the B liveries are in Tenterden. The road to Tenterden is very bumpy.

The roads in Devon are better. There's so many potholes.

I kept waking in the middle of the night with my trousers down and my dick out.

I haven't jerked— I've only jerked off once in the whole week.

I just kept randomly waking up Almost completely naked. And then I realized that I was like jerking off in my sleep, and then I pulled up my trousers, went back to sleep, and woke up again. My trousers were down. It's like I just pull my trousers down whilst I'm asleep. It's weird.

I had this dream

Oh, I had this dream. I, I snuck into some girl's bed and then we fucked. It's pretty hot.

Yeah, for a while I kept having this dream. I was at the guest house and I was like sneaking into girls' rooms to see if the door was unlocked and if there was a girl in the bed. And then we bang,

obviously with their consent,

fully consensual.

They're saying that Nigel Farage is likely to become— win the next election. If they had an election now, he would win. He would gain like 311 seats. That's crazy. He might actually become the Prime Minister.

He's got the most support out of all the parties. The only way he would lose is if all the parties allied together to beat him.

But they said it's unlikely the Conservatives would back Labour.

It's more likely the Conservatives would give their seats to Reform to push them over the winning line.

People hate Starmer so much.

Damn, what would happen if he becomes Prime Minister?

Would be interesting, that'd be for sure.

The elites will conspire to prevent him from winning.

Oh, I still got coffee.

I'll put in a 4-hour shift tonight.

Make $35.

Push it to midnight. What time is it now?

8:40.

What was the purpose of the car dealership visit? My mum's car had to be serviced,

so instead of her just sitting there all day, I brought— I went with her so I could bring her back home because Victoria's mum came to visit. And then I went out and did a bee livery and then took her back to the dealership to pick up her car.

Because she had to drop the car off at 9 AM. They weren't finished with the car until 2 PM, so she would have had to sit there for like 5 hours if she didn't have a way to get home.

No, I had a look at the cars, but they're so expensive and none of them are better than my car. They're all like shitty petrol and hybrids. And they're like 15 to 20k.

So why, why would I trade? My car is really cheap, it's like, it's 11k. Similar EVs with Peugeot e-208, it's like 11, 12k. And then you've got these stupid Vauxhalls and Volkswagen petrols like 15 to 20k.

Why would you get those instead of my car? I'd get my car again over and over. I saw a Polestar, it was £17K. Those things are massive though, but they got 270-mile range.

I didn't see any cars I like.

They've got some massive Peugeots. The Peugeot 408 is huge. I can't imagine driving that. Massive.

No, I wouldn't trade in my car because— oh yeah, we went to the body repair shop. So they have a look at my door. My mum said she'd pay, pay for it, but I reckon it's gonna cost like £600 to £1,000. They said,

um,

might as well just get a new door. Getting a new door might be the same cost as just repairing the door.

I asked Copilot how much it would be to buy a new door, and it said like £500-600. And then you add in the cost of labor, it'll be nearly £1,000 to fix that door. Can't be bothered.

I'd rather just not fix it.

They said they'll email me. With a quote in a few days. They said likely Monday.

So I went to like a car repair shop to get a quote. For some reason it really bothers my mum. I don't really care, to be honest. It's just a little dent. The door still works, doesn't it?

Let's get a plunger and pull the dent out. You know, actually, I could probably just pull on the tape and pop it out. The tape is just completely stuck to the door now.

I'll probably just pull the dent out.

Yeah, there's really no reason at all to go back to the Devon House, is there?

What am I doing?

So I mean, you could say, oh, you get the whole place to yourself and you get peace and quiet. It's not like here is bustling full of people. I feel like it has enough peace and quiet here as it is, and I really don't really mind any more guests coming. I don't know why it bothered me so

much back then. I think because back then

Back then, I took making videos more seriously. Like, I cared more about making videos,

and I felt very silly making the videos because, you know, I had to put on an act and say stupid things. And I couldn't do it very well when there were people in the house. Like, I shut the door and I made sure no one was upstairs. I felt embarrassed to make a video. I needed to be

alone to like make my best videos.

So back in 2021 when I still cared about the channel and making videos, yeah, I got stressed out when guests came over because it interrupted my flow.

But now I just don't really care.

I'm less embarrassed by it.

No one's up here anyway,

because, you know, making videos was like I had to get in the right mental state, and then I had to put on my performance, like my act, and I needed no interruptions or noise distracting me.

It's like those writer retreats, they go off into a place of isolation to write their book. Yeah, I mean, I really was, um, very dedicated to the craft of making videos back then.

But it's over.

It wasn't low effort though. Maybe it seems like low effort in terms of video quality and editing, but

It had to get into a certain state of mind to deliver performance. It's a performance act.

A performance act.

Like this is streaming. It's just me natural right now.

But making a video back then

required something different,

especially when I knew I was guaranteed at least 20K views. Felt like, I mean, if 20,000 people were tuning in

I've got to give it my best shot. Now I know I'm just going to get 2,000 or 3,000. I can't be fucking bothered.

It's like putting on your best performance at a concert and like 2 people show up.

It used to be so easy to just, I don't know, come up with some dumb video idea like, I'm looking for a girlfriend, guys. I'm such a great person because I drive— don't drive a car.

You know, all these other troll YouTubers, once the gimmick is up, they just disappear, didn't they? Like CopperCab, Dylan the Hacker, Overly Attached Girlfriend. There were a lot of meme troll YouTubers. Who just played a character. But then when people got fed up with the shtick,

they just moved on to different things, didn't they?

Or they died.

Yeah, Filthy Frank just moved on. Imagine Filthy Frank still doing the whole persona character.

People have just gotten fed up,

or they just give up the act and they're like, oh yeah guys, it was just an act, and they just stream endlessly.

Or you grow out of it, don't you? Like, maybe it starts off kind of genuine and then it evolves into an exaggerated version of the character, and then people get bored of it, or you get bored, I get bored of it, the creator gets bored of it, or they just grow out of it.

That's just how it goes.

I think Chris just eats a lot of cheese. He's always going on about cheeseboards. Chris Broad and his cheeseboard.

See what I did there? Genius. Genius. Comedic genius and wit.

It's funny how they keep saying how healthy Japanese food is, and then they go there and they get fat.

Most Japanese food is very— a lot of it's just fried food. And grilled meat.

Maybe sushi is healthy, but you don't have sushi every day, do you?

I had sushi today. I got the— I got the Co-op Yo Sushi

refrigerated thing. It wasn't very good. The Tesco sushi is way better. The Co-op sushi is like hard, cold rice.

The salmon, it's not creamy and fatty.

We don't really have a lot of choice apart from the supermarket sushi. There's, there's this sushi shop called Kokoro. In Maidstone. That's a lot better, but you don't see the shop in very many places. Yeah, Yo Sushi's terrible.

They've got a conveyor belt Yo Sushi in Ashford Outlet Centre. I went there with my mum and Dave Gibson.

Rice is all hard and cold.

It's all just cooked tuna with mayonnaise or crab sticks.

What Korean place? I went to the Korean barbecue in Plymouth.

Was not very good.

They make you grill the stuff on a piece of paper, like a waxy parchment paper. They put it on the grill, you cook the meat on the paper, and it kind of boils the meat.

It doesn't have the smoky charred flavor,

and they didn't really give you the proper side dishes. They give you kimchi and lettuce and a chili. The chili was quite nice actually, green chili,

and an onion. It's not really what you usually get at a proper place.

The lettuce leaf was not the right leaf either.

I took Spanish girl there.

I took Spanish girl there and it was a bit rubbish.

I was disappointed.

It's sad that that's her first experience of it. And it wasn't very good, and she doesn't know how good the real thing is.

Dave2D's biggest issue with the iPhone Air—

what, that it throttles performance because the heating, the cooling isn't as good?

It's fine. I played 3 hours of Call of Duty on my iPhone Air. It didn't slow down at all.

Played perfectly well.

Miss— look at him,

he sleeps so funny.

How does his back not hurt? He's sleeping on my battery bank, using my battery brick as a pillow.

Genius.

How can he be so tired all day long? Maybe he's just bored.

There's nothing else to do.

Little fluff ball. He's been recharging all day,

sticking his arm up.

So fluffy.

I

love how comfy they look.

Oh.

Mao Mao.

He sat on my lap today. He's never sat on anyone's lap. I gave him some Pawsome Pockets.

I might take the, the creamy chicken tubes back with me, give it a Mr. Mao Mao

The baby's gonna be a month old soon.

I think he's 3 weeks old now.

I asked, uh, Copilot the 12-month developmental phases. Said like after 2 months it could begin tracking things with its eyes, 3 months it can start smiling and

Reaching out.

Where's he going?

Why do they love going into closets?

What's he doing?

If I open it, do you think he'll go into it?

Meow meow.

Ah,

this jump is ugly.

What

are we going through?

So this new bed.

Oh.

Oh.

It's the, um, getting a hernia after lifting weights camera angle.

POV is getting banged by Daniel.

You wish. Yeah,

of course I know what a hernia is. I saw it on Friends when Joey was exercising.

And then he says, damn you, 5 kgs.

I need to pee.

Oh.

Oh, shut up about modafinil every fucking time. I told you I'm not interested.

Bet my neighbors miss me back in Devon.

Motivated to do what?

Well, if I get opioids, aren't they pretty good too? Poppy Seed.

That reminds me of that video of Poppy that banned and then they never came back. Imagine getting that butthurt over getting banned. Everyone here's been banned and then you came back.

Who else have I banned who never came back?

I think Poppy is the only one I can think of who was a regular that I banned and they never came back. It wasn't even a ban, it was just a one-day timeout.

People are so sensitive. I just tell them to fuck off and I hate you, and then they get all butthurt and they never come back, which is why we're at 64 viewers. Down from 140.

It's hard maintaining an audience when you have rage issues.

I feel like all the successful streamers and YouTubers are successful because they control their emotions,

and I've got like zero emotional control.

You look at how patient people like Connor are when they stream, never get mad at their viewers. Never imagine them telling their viewers to shut the fuck up and fuck off. Can you imagine Chris doing that? I bet he wants to really badly.

If I was like that, I'd probably still have 100+ viewers.

I remember Coach Red Pill used to rage at his viewers. He'd be like, fuck off, and then he'd ban them. But he was interesting, so people still watched him.

I mean, you can get away with being boring if you're nice, and you can get away with being not nice if you're not boring. But if you're boring and not nice,

better start looking for another career. If you— now, if you can be nice and not boring, then

you're gonna have a good career.

Yeah, I thought Deepak would fall off after he's not with Ice anymore, but guess I was wrong. Like I was wrong about everyone.

Everyone I mocked for being boring ended up far surpassing me.

It's because he gets out and does stuff, interacts with people,

that engages a lot of viewers.

I used to be hot shit and I mocked others for being weird or boring.

I mocked people like Joinin,

that Rion Ishida guy.

They got way more subs and views than I do now.

I can't act all cocky now. I got way too cocky. I thought I was like a god of YouTube.

The CX people will hate me.

Because of what I said about Deepak.

So where's everyone tuning in from tonight?

Choked on my

words. Oh God, saliva went right in my lung.

Now I'm hot.

Oh,

gosh.

I think a lot of Devon are probably pro-reform and Nigel. My neighbor has the UK flag flying outside of his house.

Wish the Pushkin

Whoa, he can't make the jump up to the window without the table. Mr. Meow Meow would easily be able to do that.

Give him some space. There you go.

Just getting too fat for the windowsill. Look at that belly, fat boy.

Are you getting fat or is it just fluffy fur?

My mum said that black cat doesn't come around anymore. I wonder if it died. Why does Gypsy's pets— why do they keep disappearing? I don't know how many dogs and cats they've had, and then they just seem to vanish after a few years.

I don't see any other cats around nowadays, or in the past week that I've been here.

Apparently the new neighbors have chickens and a fox comes and steals one.

I think that's why there's a load of feathers in

the garden.

Well, good thing I'm from the UK. We'll never get drafted.

I didn't do workout today. I can't be bothered.

Today's a rest day.

My granddad managed to avoid the front lines of World War II because he knew Morse code.

He was a signalman, telegraph and signal wireless communication operator.

That's why I'm here, because if he was in the trenches, probably would have died.

I find it funny how in my granddad's brother's obituary, he says he's a World War II veteran, but all he did was Home Guard.

He didn't even leave the country.

Apparently he was too young to be drafted for the main army, so he was like home guard.

I'm pretty sure he didn't do anything. Apparently, um, my granddad's parents gave all the money to his brother.

So he could go off and have an academic career, and then he fucked off to America, betrayed his country,

took all his brains and intellect and then gave it to America

whilst my granddad rotted here in poverty.

Award-winning yarn spinner.

I find it funny how America has these— they have all these news programs where they just constantly talk about the stock market and economics all day long. In the UK, we don't do that. It might have a financial segment for like 10 minutes on the news. You got Bloomberg and CNNBC or whatever, CNN,

CBN, they just talk economics all day long.

How is it digital ID? We already have a digital ID.

We already have a database of everyone, fingerprints and stuff.

How is it a new thing?

I just— I hate the porn thing. I can't access any porn websites. It doesn't even load. I think my mum's router internet thing has adult websites disabled. Because I have to use my data and the VPN to watch porn.

I watched some ladyboy stuff the other night. It was pretty hot. I like how degen it is.

And I find like the idea of a guy wanting to become a woman

and enjoying getting fucked kind of hot.

And then I find the idea of a straight man, or like he's coping pretending he's straight, but then he's like banging a guy that looks like a woman,

it's so degen, it's kind of hot.

Hey, sometimes when riding Bobby, I wish he could nut inside me.

Maybe there's a nutting dildo.

Nothing wrong with that.

I probably would get more views if I just got awake and I pretended I'm

transitioning, even if it was obviously fake.

Definitely got the views up in Manchester. I got like 30K views. Respect my pronouns.

Bushkin! Bushkin! Bushkin! No response.

My life goal is to never get on a plane ever again.

Do you think I can achieve it?

If I ever get on a plane again, I'll be sitting there thinking, oh God, here we go again.

It's just not really worth it anymore.

My traveling days are over.

UK only for me now.

I hate traveling.

I hate having to pack everything into a tiny bag. I hate waiting at the airport. I hate having to get through the security scans and taking all my stuff off, pulling all the stuff out my backpack and putting it all back in again.

I hate waiting. I hate sitting on the plane. I hate the food. I hate the stupid fat people who always end up sitting next to me, taking up all the space.

I hate the way your lips get all dry, but at the same time they get all gungy. Do you ever just scrape your lips whilst you're on the plane and like this white gunge comes off your lips? The hell is that? That weird dry air.

And then your bum goes numb and your feet. You gotta take your shoes— I ended up— I started taking my shoes off. I always thought, why do people take their shoes off? It's weird. And then recently I realized it feels so much better when you take your shoes off. Your shoelaces tied tightly around your feet for hours

and hours and hours restricts the blood flow.

And then when the plane finally lands, it takes— for some reason it takes forever for it to pull up to the bridge connector thing. It takes forever until you can start actually getting off the plane. Then you go through a stupid security thing again, the immigration control,

and then you gotta figure out how am I gonna get to the hotel. And then you get to the hotel and you just sit in this stupid tiny little room. Thinking, why the fuck am I here?

Hated it.

But how did— who know I dual streamed?

They probably don't, but stupid trolls probably reported me. Even though I had multi-stream turned on, so I wouldn't expect to get away with it. But I'm not multi-streaming again anyway. It was not worth it. Do you know how much the YouTube streams made? $13,

and then $1.50 on the second one because it got demonetized because of the music. Made $15 from that 5-hour YouTube stream. And then I lost half my revenue on Kick because I multi-streamed.

It's best if I just consolidate my forces on Kick, forget about YouTube. I don't get enough donos to make it worth doing. I don't get enough views.

Exactly what I expected.

I knew if I streamed on YouTube, I would have less views on Kick. Plus I would lose the 50% bonus revenue, and the money I make on YouTube would not make up for the money I lose on Kick. It's exactly how I thought it'd play out. Now I can say I told you so,

but you didn't listen because you never do.

Yeah, I make way more money on Kick. Kick's dead and I still made $2,000 this month. The YouTube channel made $200 and then $170 on the gaming channel, so roughly $400 in total on YouTube.

Then I made about $500 OnlyFans, so all in all about $3K.

Made about $100 doing delivery work and about $100 PayPal donos from that guy who spams the $1 donos,

but he said he got a job so he won't be able to watch much anymore.

Maybe I'd go back to Devon House and make some OnlyFans. That's the only plus of living alone. I can be as degenerate as I want.

I just make the same thing over and over and they buy it. Just ride Bobby.

Do you think if Russia could, would they invade Europe? Because that's what NATO keeps saying. They keep saying if we don't stop them now, then they'll just keep taking more and more land.

I don't think they would because it would overextend themselves and they wouldn't be able to control it all.

They wouldn't have the resources to do that, and then the whole world would rally against them.

Like, if they— if we let them take Ukraine, next they'll want Poland, and next they'll want this and that.

They'll just stretch themselves too thin. Wouldn't be able to do that. They wouldn't have the manpower.

Really doubt they would want to do that even if they could.

Hmm, yeah,

I'm gonna stream until midnight. It's currently 9:40,

and then tomorrow got big day packing my stuff,

and then Sunday I think Obviously I'm not going to stream on Sunday because I'll be busy driving and then going to the hotel,

not doxing the hotel. So Sunday, probably going to leave the house around 11 or 12,

2-hour drive to Supercharger, half-hour charge, and then 1-hour drive to the hotel.

And have lunch whilst I charge the car. Charge the car and charge my stomach.

And then I still don't know if I'm gonna go back to Devon House or come back here.

My sister won't be here next week, so it would just be me and my mum.

The in-laws want to see their grandkid. We can't hog the baby the whole time.

Everyone wants to see the baby.

It's like the latest iPhone and trending.

Hopefully no one's crashed on the motorway. I want a nice undisrupted drive.

Maybe I'll stream Monday. Either I'll be in the Devon house or I'll be back here. We'll do a prediction. I honestly don't know what to do.

As you ghost the house, maybe don't pay rent.

See ya.

Not really, just kidding, in case landlord's watching.

Imagine taking anything I say seriously.

Imagine hearing the words that come out of my mouth and thinking I really mean it.

I mean maybe 20% of everything I say.

First I said I was going to Thailand and I was gonna get a 5-year visa, and then now I'm saying I'm never leaving the country ever again. And then I said I was going to sell the car, and now I'm like, I'm never selling the car.

I'm not lying, it's just I change my mind every 5 minutes.

Right now I'm never leaving the country and not selling my car and don't want to go back to my dad's.

I said I was never going to come back here. Because I said if I did come back here, I wouldn't want to go back to Devon House, which is exactly what happened. And now I don't want to go back to Devon House because it feels like, what's the point?

The only thing that's better at Devon House is the internet.

It took me 30 days to message you. I turned that off the other day. It was only to stop trolls because I ban them, then they make a new account and start spamming again.

The trolls have gone quiet recently.

It's weird because the trolls always come at the same time. There's always like 4 or 5 of them, and they're either all here or they're either none of them are here.

And they all speak in the same way, making me think it's all the same person on different accounts.

They all speak in this retarded stupid way, like I could spot them easily.

Yeah, it wouldn't surprise me if they were Americans.

£15 for the atlas?

No, that thing's probably worth hundreds.

Ancient artifacts. Actually, those letters from the PAI force are probably worth something. Those are historical military mails.

One was about a top-secret engine that my granddad's brother was developing. The other one's a mail from his mum saying that she's weak and crippled. And sad and lonely. Mrs. O'Lord lived in Farley. I think I delivered Amazon to Farley before.

I wonder what O stood for. Not many names start with O.

I can't think of any English names that start with O. Olive. I'm pretty sure it said O. It can't have been Q. What name starts with— it said Mrs. O Lord. Oh Lord. Oh my Lord. I took a picture of it. Where is it?

Yeah, look, this is my granddad's mum's address. Mrs. O'Lord, Shingle Barn, West Farleigh, Kent.

I don't know what UK name.

I could barely read her handwriting.

He has several companions at the Polytechnic. Of course we miss him very much. Dad and I are like Daley and Joan now, a bit thick for him really. He has everything to do in the evenings as we have no help of any kind. Aunt Wally came for a few weeks, 3 times a

week For two hours, it was very expensive. I had to make up her wages and pay her fares.

Then she said he's manager had

slapped her. What?

Stopped her. God, handwriting so shit. Her manager had stopped her, so now we have nobody.

Dad asked if somebody on the

place could help, but they refused to even set me a cup of tea. But what can you expect from a lot of army dodgers and

Ponchies. Conchies. Lunchies.

Dad asked if somebody can help, but they refused to. What can you expect from a bunch of army dodgers? I am much better in myself, but more crippled and cannot Set the bed. Cannot sit. Cannot get out of the bed. My hands and arms are more crippled and very weak. I keep trying to stand and I think

I shall eventually, until it will be some time before I— something, something. Oh, my granddad's mum. My granddad was like 20 years

old at that time. It was 1944. He must have been 25.

What's stuttering?

What, my speech or the internet?

It's because I can't read the handwriting very well.

I

don't know, there's something weird about the internet here.

If I turn it off and on—

there, is it fixed?

Testing, testing.

I'm not selling the Atlas. Shut up, Edgar. Fucking spamming.

I don't care. I don't want your stupid £30.

I'll give you £30 to shut up.

Harwich has good internet. They put one of those big 5G towers, but for some reason my house is in a dead spot

and the wired internet is not very good.

Or I don't know, this iVCam app just seems to be getting worse and unreliable, but I can't find anything better. iRoll Pro is good, but it has— I don't know, I mean, iRoll Pro is good, but it doesn't have beauty filter.

I like iVCam because it's got beauty filter and it doesn't have stabilization, which means the angle is way wider.

Am I moving here permanently? I don't know. I still got my house in Devon. I don't know what to do with it.

It's too far away from my girlfriend to make it of any use.

Like, it makes more financial sense to just book hotels to see my girlfriend.

No, I'm not talking about my girlfriend.

I don't kiss and tell.

I'm not locked in a contract. It's just if I do move out, it's a big pain in the backside, isn't it?

I could probably store my stuff in the garage. There's quite a lot of space in there now.

Maybe I just live in the garage and put the sofa and my bed in the garage. I just live in the garage.

There's hardly anything in there now. It's just a lawnmower.

If you ins— I don't know, I think there's asbestos in the roof.

The asbestos shack. Well, if my mum just builds another cabin in the garden, plenty of room. You could build another 10 cabins.

Oh, how do you pronounce asbestos then?

I'm the native English speaker, obviously I know more than you.

That's just how you say it in Britain,

just like fuckade.

Fuckade yourself.

What does weed girl have that Indian girl doesn't? Um, a chin. Indian girl had like no chin.

As soon as I saw Indian girl, I just instantly thought, I want to go home. And now I've got to pretend to show interest for the next 4 hours.

And gamer girl had too much chin.

It's like the Goldilocks of chins. One had no chin, the other one had too many chins.

Tin's very important.

What's worse? What's like the worst facial feature

that you, you wouldn't be— it's like a deal breaker if she had that feature?

I mean, it's all pretty important, isn't it?

Chin's pretty important though.

Weak chin just looks weird.

Yeah, nose is quite important too, as long as it's not like

pig nose or witch nose.

I guess the eyes are the things that can go wrong least.

It's like the mouth area, the nose bit is very important for attractiveness,

and the side profile.

I mean, like, when you meet someone new, where does your eye go for first?

Like, what, you know, you like scan their face. What do you look for?

I'm looking at quality of hair, hairline.

Scalp visibility.

I care little about teeth. Like, if they got crooked teeth, yellow teeth, I'm not really that bothered.

I'm not really bothered about skin condition either.

Yeah, I look at the mouth and the nose and chin, I guess, straight away, and then the hair.

Then I have to determine if she's up to my standards.

Vaping bad for your health. Look, everything's bad for your health. Bacon, pot noodle, driving very fast.

People eat bacon, smoke, and they still live to 90. Look at my dad. Died at 64. He didn't smoke, drink, drive fast, eat pot, and he didn't do anything fun.

He didn't do anything unhealthy.

Although I do cut out aspartame because it gives me pimples. I've been drinking juice recently. I got a big pimple next to my nose.

Disgusting. Been drinking Ribena recently. I think aspartame definitely flares me up.

Might be able to pop it tomorrow. It's too firm at the moment. It might partially pop and then

redevelop.

No, Mommy, I do not allow you to sleep.

Got another 2 hours.

It's like Japan. If the boss is still working, then you can't go home.

I can't believe I'm nearly 40, still got pimples.

Yeah, I was talking to the guy at the car body repair shop, and then he was like, oh yeah, my son got his first car and he's bashed it up. Then my mom goes, oh, he's 36. And then he goes, oh wow, you look young.

And my mom— because I'm with her, with my mom It makes me seem even younger, like my mum's taking me there and I've bashed up my first— I mean, I did bash up my first car, but I'm not 18. I'm interested to see what quote I get for the repairs.

36-year-old with his first car, and my first car is like this £15,000 EV that I've wrecked,

and literally my mom bought it for me. I sound like such a spoiled kid.

I only own a third of my car, and two-thirds of it is paid off by my mom.

That damaged door is pretty Devalued the car by £1,000.

Yeah, well, better to have hair and bad skin than good skin and bad hair.

I usually get compliments from girls about my hair. I've been told many times, you have really nice hair.

The pussy licker.

I can't believe people donated all that money to Crypt and they didn't donate me the money instead. People donated money to Crypt who've never donated to me before, which I found a bit shocking.

The fluff boy.

Fluffkins.

Why is he just sitting there staring at the wall?

It's so weird.

He's just staring at the curtain.

What if I give him some creamy chicken?

There's the creamy chicken. Let's see if he can smell it from here.

Oh God, he's already looking. That's crazy. Uh, it's on my finger.

Oh God, it stinks.

Where is she? I'll blow the smell at his face.

Can he smell it?

I don't think he smells

it yet.

Oh, he smells it! That's crazy. Look, he smelt it already.

He's licking the little bit of wrapper. No, no, that's the wrapper. No, look, you can see his nose twitching.

Midnight snack.

Oh, his tongue's so rough, I can feel it on the wrapper.

I'm trying to squeeze it. Wait.

Pace yourself.

It's too close. Let me zoom out.

Pushkin, high five, high five. No.

It's like chicken soup.

High five, high five. Oh, good boy. Ow, ow, ow, ow! Don't scratch.

It's hard to do it with one hand.

It's on my finger. Disgusting.

It just squirts out. Look at his face, like a drug addict. Oh, it's all on my fingers.

Stop it, I'm trying to get it out.

嗯。

I should grab his tongue whilst he's sticking it out.

Stop! No,

still a tiny bit.

Mao Mao, come back. It's not finished.

Finished. Was it yummy?

Good boy.

Wash my

hand.

Yeah,

it smells like chicken in here now.

Ah, tomorrow I gotta get ready to leave.

Got 3K views on my Silent Hill video.

Going viral.

Whoops, I think Pushkin moved the text when he stood on the keyboard.

I feel a bit sad for Taiwanese girl because she probably doesn't know why my Instagram vanished. And I didn't give her my number,

and she probably doesn't know how to contact me now.

I think she was looking at me as like a backup for when she divorces her husband. She was asking if Devon was near London or something. She said she wants to live near London so she can be near the airport.

I don't know how to contact her either now I've deleted my Instagram,

but I don't really want to get romantically involved with a single mother. I was interested in her back in 2016.

I

don't think I'm interested in her now, though.

She probably would have been interested if she saw my house. This house.

I wonder what happened to Coach Red Pills. Wife. It's— didn't he say his wife was Ukrainian? That's why he lived there.

Maybe he made it all up. People were saying he just makes up all these stories, like he dated supermodels in New York and he

was like a director for some famous movie.

And he wrote spy novels. Maybe he was just a massive bullshitter.

I do miss the guy though.

I think he want— I think he wanted to become a martyr by dying.

He did a little bit, but not really. I remember Russell Brand mentioned him saying, an American journalist— why is an American journalist being killed by Zelensky's regime?

I enjoyed his roundtable talks with those other people.

Oh God, I love this iPhone Air. It feels so good in the hand. You think, oh, it's just a phone, what does it do differently than other phones? Uh, it feels fucking good in the hand.

Feels so nice.

It just feels good.

Look at that. Look how shiny it is and the curved edge,

the way the screen just melts into the rest of the body. Oh,

look at that!

And it's so light. The Pro Max weighs like 220 grams. I heard people say, oh, I never, never thought once that phone was too heavy. Yeah, but if you hold it for a long time, it does start feeling a bit heavy when you get a normal phone.

It feels so nice,

and it does take pretty nice photos. Look at Pushkin. Wait.

Why is it not doing the thing?

Why is it not switching to the lens? The good lens.

Ah, hello, Pushkin.

Pictures look really nice.

His leg hanging off.

Half his body is just hanging off. Look at his face.

He's got like an M etched onto his forehead. Look at him,

he's so cute.

It's like hard day of work at the laptop.

I'll take this picture.

And this is my fish and chips. Savaloy.

Look, this is when he was a kitten, so tiny.

And this is a grape.

This is me and Taiwanese girl.

She was quite cute.

Me and Devon.

Good times.

はい。

Japanese brain rot. This is the best brain rot.

Better not watch Brain Rot. It's too early to tank my viewership. I start brain rotting, I'll drop down to 40 viewers.

I need my $9 an hour, not a penny less.

I haven't studied for JLPT in years. I probably would fail it.

It's been

nearly 15 years since I studied for it. Took the test back in 2011.

Oh no, the viewership's tanking. They already think I'm brain rotting. Come back, I'm not brain rotting, guys. I'm still talking.

I will talk about Chihiro, my ex-wife. Why she was the worst wife I ever had.

Watching shorts and videos probably tanks my viewership the hardest, and

then gaming.

I first met Trahiro outside of the Starbucks in Namba, and then we walked To Dotonbori for,

uh, kushikatsu.

And then after, we went to a hub and got drinks, and then we went to karaoke. Look, confusion's going up. And then I took Jahiro to karaoke. And I sang, I sang Titanic, My Heart Will Go On.

And she had a belt on, so I couldn't do my moves. She kept calling, calling her, she kept calling her belt the iron pants,

tetsupantsu, because I couldn't penetrate it. She said she doesn't do it on the first date. I said, do you want to do all-night karaoke? She said, okay. We stayed up to 5 AM in the morning.

Then when we said goodbye, I gave her a kiss. We held hands on the first date after we left the karaoke. We held hands at the train station.

And then we said,

"またね。じゃあね。気をつけてね." I thought she was gonna curse me, but she didn't. She invited me for a second date at a ramen shop outside of her train station after work, and then I went back to her place with her afterwards.

Fukushima Station. Didn't she say I was streaming? Randomly, and I was just randomly nearby to where she was actually hanging out, and she got freaked out, but it was a coincidence.

I just, I couldn't wait to get out of the guest house.

When she said I was, it was okay for me to move in with her,

packed my bags straight away and left that dump guest house. I was like, see ya, suckers.

Going to my girlfriend's.

Yeah, I think I've seen that Malay-Japanese couple. The woman's quite cute. The guy looks like a nerdy doofus,

but he's a nice guy.

I like Malay

He's so nice and likable.

Sit down. Hi, Nani. Strawberry bed よ り も あ なた。

うん。

Oh God, I'm getting bored.

I

didn't know there was a speech. Netanyahu's boring. I don't like the way he speaks. He's got an annoying accent.

There's a movie on when I went downstairs for dinner. It's about a woman who writes a blog about her life, her personal life and her marriage, and then the husband was Getting mad at her, saying it ruined their lives. And then he told her not to write about the fight in the blog. And I thought, that sounds

like me.

Fucking 50 viewers. I might as well do me scrolling.

Useless idiots.

I'm gonna make $7 an hour now, but thanks for nothing.

I didn't play my Switch once. I thought I was gonna play it on the sofa, but I never even got to sit on the sofa.

Are these all dirty socks? I'm getting cold.

Oh, fuck.

Or is it his fur?

Oh, they took his collar off.

Uh.

I kind of want to build the gaming computer. I think it'll be fun.

The quad fan Astral Arctic graphics card.

Imagine having 5 mattresses and the bed's really high. I wonder if Pushkin could get up onto it.

Where's my

iPhone?

Anything good on Amazon?

Cookie and cream.

How can something be juicy and dried at the same time?

Uh, what's the name of that card game where you got dragons

and then dragons have different abilities? The goal is to kill the other person's dragons. Until they got no more dragons left. It was a GoFundMe project. It was quite cute.

Ah, why even waste my breath? You guys not even listening.

I should get headphones so I can doom scroll and you don't even know I'm doom scrolling.

嗯。

Well, so true.

Just waiting for you people to shut the fuck up about Ukraine,

otherwise I'm not talking.

I'm gonna ban Sneed in a minute.

嗯。

Totally screwed. Scared me.

Testing.

Testing. Hello. Testing. Hello. Testing. My voice seems fine, but there's like crackling in the background.

Dinner or whatever.

I think it's the stupid iVCam app.

Well, iVCam app's already gone downhill. A lot of problems with it recently. Wouldn't be surprised if the developer just ditched the app and hasn't updated it or anything.

That's what you get with Chinese apps—

poor quality.

55 minutes. Oh God,

what you looking at, Pushkin?

Why is he looking at

me?

I don't

know when I'm going back.

Maybe I'll come back here after the hotel.

Maybe

I'll just go back to make OnlyFans.

Bobby misses me.

The bobby.

The lease never ends. There's no such thing as a lease ending.

Why would someone rent out a house to someone For a limited amount of time.

Ends when I say so or the landlord says so.

Imagine I go back and it's flooded or something. Burst pipe.

Venus Angelic's Discord and Instagram got banned.

She's such a loser.

I think Venus Angelic must be the saddest example of a YouTuber that fell off.

Thank God she didn't come to the UK. I was scared thinking she was actually gonna come.

She's so cringe.

There's a video of some Discord call. And she's just sitting there with her panties on and her legs like spread,

and she looks awful. Like, she looks so weird.

Jesus.

Look at

her face. Oh God, such a shame.

Flashing her cooch.

I'm tired. I woke up at half 7 today.

It was an early day.

Took my mum to the car dealership, and then I did a bee livery,

and then I said hi to Victoria's mum. It was such a hard day of work.

It's funny, I enjoy doing the delivery more than streaming.

Drive, run into Tesco.

Yeah, the room's cluttered because I'm packing my stuff tomorrow.

I'm not gonna put the stuff away when I'm gonna leave in 2 days.

I'm gonna take all that and put it in the car. But all that's going in the car. That's laundry. It's not really that cluttered. And all this stuff's going back in the car.

No point tidying it all.

I got a hotel booked for me and my girl.

And then I have to decide if I'm going back to Devon or coming back here.

My sister's leaving tomorrow— I mean, next week,

so things will be More normal, I guess, with the baby gone.

Driving kind of sucks here. You can't go fast. There's always traffic everywhere.

I can drive way faster in Devon.

Here you got so many little towns and villages slowing you down.

You know these bottlenecks as well? Like, you gotta give way to oncoming traffic and they like temporarily make this speed slowing down obstacles where they choke the road like a chicane.

It's so annoying.

Or that narrow bridge near Leeds Castle. Where you got to give way.

They create all these choke points to slow all the traffic down.

You got Langley where one side of the road's completely full of parked cars.

The only bit of road you can go quick on is A20.

Driving is way more fun in Devon. Go as fast as you want until you get stuck behind a stupid granny going 30 on the 60 road.

Police everywhere as well. I saw 2 police cars in Tenterden. I saw a couple police cars at the Peugeot dealership.

Probably getting servicing or something.

Didn't know they had Peugeot police cars.

The inside of those police cars must look crazy, all the computers and stuff, special buttons.

Baby crying again.

£1,000 a month is tempting.

I could have paid back my mum 12K by now instead of putting it in the landlord's pocket.

What's he doing? He's trying to get that moth. Get

the box.

Get it.

Doesn't he know it's on the other side of the window?

Why bother trying to catch it?

Still wild to think you got a baby now.

He seems to cry a lot at this time.

30 minutes to go

and I'm out.

All right, brush my teeth.

That's weird. Where's my push— I mean, my toothbrush?

啊！哦，好烫啊！

Another day done.

Time to tank the viewership.

Doom scrolling, see what— how low we can get it down. 30s.

Just need to see some form of identification before we proceed. So will a Japanese driver's license do the trick then? Shoot, I made it in time.

So if you don't mind my asking, why do you keep checking your watch? I guess it's because— because I'm Kira.

Your father's cell phone might be available now. Do you want to see if you could talk to him? No, thank you. I have nothing to say to him. Then goodbye. Now, you think me so-called— You want to come up here and talk? Come on up, tough guy. Come on. Sorry, man, uh, I was just, uh, saying that

that's Nazi America to return people that break into your country back home? It's like mass deportation really just is like, like cleansing the land. No, it's not. It's restoring the law. Yeah, man, but law is not a moral compass. Yes, it is. Justice is greater than the country, greater than money, greater than God. Justice is the human

universe. Justice is not greater than God. What are you talking about? Yes, it is. Okay, hold on. So let me ask you a question. If someone breaks into your country What should the punishment be?

I was going to give you a different question. Well, I just answered it. It's very simple. You said we're Nazi America. So tell me, if someone breaks into the United States, what should the punishment be?

I wouldn't say it's breaking in.

サナイトさんもありがとう。

顔 に 出 て 反 発 でき ない で、 ちょっと ほ ん それ って 本当 に 死 に ってる んです か？ メ ラ カ さん 嘘 です よ。

うん。

I literally can't even get my card out. Great. Okay, forget

about food. The Hypershell X Ultra is apparently the world's best outdoor exoskeleton. So this is what I look like after 5 minutes of trying to carry 30 kg of extra weight without an exoskeleton. How long's it been? 30 seconds. Thoroughly overestimated my own fitness levels. Why did I say 5 minutes? Halfway there, halfway. Oh, all right, you

know what, I'm done. All right, well, I didn't make it to 5 minutes and my heart rate hit 163. Right, let's try it with the Hypershell. So this is made for outdoor adventurers, sports, or really anyone who likes to walk. Apparently let me go further, faster, with less fatigue. Whoa, it's like my My legs are moving on

their own. Okay, this is different. It's not done a lot to relieve the pressure on my arms, but my legs, absolutely chilling. So let's see if that means I can go for longer or with less stress. It's actually learning how I can walk so it can predict the next step. Huh, very interesting.

The furniture my grandparents left me versus the furniture I'm leaving my grandkids. He looks more like Logan than Logan looks like Logan. What does that even mean? My new perspective is there's nothing wrong with being a billionaire, but if somebody is working 40 hours a week, 160 hours a month, and they can't make their rent, you're not

paying them enough money. Maybe you should be working. That's really annoying. I don't know why I find him very annoying. There's always moral grandstanding.

As if he's not a multi-millionaire himself. I think he's one of the people.

Can you say unísono, helium? Yes, of course. You've been standing here for 12 hours. What's got you so addicted? Because King Shot has no ads, no interrupt. It's time to end the failed experiment of open borders. You have to end it now. See, I can tell you. I'm really good at this stuff. The countries are going to

hell. It's time to end the failed— Oh, what the fuck? What the hell?

What the fuck was that? Backwards. Let me try that.

Okay, I'm not doing it.

And paycheck was late, rent—

You know what I would love? I would love to be a very popular radio host, podcast host, great father, great husband.

What's something nice I can say in Chinese?

好乖啦咧！好乖啦咧！好好乖啦咧！呀嘻啦咧！好乖啦咧！呀嘻啦咧！

Nice to meet you. What's something nice I can— We looked for you on the battlefield. You were nowhere to be found. I've been here ruling the kingdoms. What a fine job you've done. Look at you, more beautiful than ever. Do you want me to explain psychology? You can't explain it to the depths of a bachelor's degree or

a PhD. Well, hold on a second. Time out. I've sat here with no notes, no phone, and debated people with PhDs because it's your job. Hold on. I didn't go to college, man. That's the point, is you could do whatever you want without a college degree. You could listen to podcasts, read books. Gauss wasn't able to go

to the University of Göttingen. That's literally the reason. I can't hear what you said. What'd you say? You know Gauss, right? Mathematician? Yes, vaguely. Sure. Okay. Vaguely? Yes, vaguely. Yeah. Do you know who Milton Friedman is? Do you know who Herbert Marcuse is? You know, Thomas Sowell is? Do you use a phone? Do you know who Gouverneur

Morris is? Well, that's because of Gals. No, you don't. So I could do gotcha too. Like, he was able to become so proficient in mathematics. So here, here's the change. The majority of kids that go to college are more depressed than when they had a degree, are able to perform much better in their field than— How come

you claim to be 5'9 even though you're like 5'5?

How tall are you? I'm actually fine. Okay, come over here. Let's see.

I'll be honest, I've been waiting years to do that. How come you claim to be 5'9 even though you're like 5'5? I don't know, how tall are you? I'm actually 5. Okay, come over here. Let's

see.

Hi mate, which betting sites do you use? I used to bet on just a couple. All the work that I've done— the new iPhones weren't even out for a single day and somebody already did a storage upgrade, and one of them Are you British? No. He looks British. He looks like a—

Lord Stark, a moment alone, if you will.

He named you Protector of the Realm. He did. She worked— he did. Give me an hour and I can put 100 swords at your command. What should I do with 100 swords? Strike tonight while the castle sleeps. We must get Joffrey away from his Imagine thinking this is

A good thing.

Having to walk down the street at 2 AM just get a stupid bowl of ramen.

This is the Huawei Mate XT, that weird triple folding phone that the CEO is walking around with. Not sure if you've ever seen folding screen phones before. Folding, flipping. Here's how it works. It looks like an S, so from the front you. Can use it as a single screen phone. Matter of fact, I'll light it up. Bang,

there it is. Regular aspect ratio feels like about a 6.8-inch screen, like it's a full-size screen. But let's say you want— it's like 300 grams, right? Yeah. First screen is totally bypass the first screen into your second 2 screens. Nice. But if you want all 3 screens, then you have to unfold the third screen. This is the

Huawei This place right here, this, this, the skull between my ears, that is a bad neighborhood. And I am— I should not be in there alone. I need— I can't be in there by myself.

Back again.

What is the strangest opinion that you've been confronted with? Well, it's a fact really, more than an opinion. I was in London, a guy came up to me and said, I'm a huge fan. I said, can I ask a question? And he said, uh, no, I've just been wondering, um, um, why do you still say fat?

Well, what? He said, uh, no, no, I just don't believe it. I mean, you're right up north, you're not eating anything, you're trekking across landscapes and running from things all the time. You should be losing weight.

Look, this is a fantasy show. We've got fire-breathing giant dragons, we've got ice zombies, we've got a woman giving birth To a clown. Why you think me still being fat that you just jump off? I've been asking to speak to you now for two years to tell you that I'm also a super genius like yourself. Okay, I'm

not sure. I'm sure I'm one, but all right. I am a capitalist like yourself. I am also level two stage. So I'm asking you today: Can you give me a second look? A second look in work. Work. Work. I'm not sure what we're going. I would like to come. On board as vice chairman of Tesla.

Is this guy trolling? Vice chairman spot. But, um, yeah, I don't think I have to say, uh, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can also apply for a future CEO position, but I would at least— at least I would like to come on the board of directors. I apologize. Is this to the benefit of Tesla shareholders? Uh,

I, I think we need to move on to the Another, another question. My apologies. We're talking about the largest transfer of wealth in human— MrBeast randomly invited Asmongold in a video call. What is this? Hey, Asmongold, big fan! Hey, what's up? Hi! Hello! Hi guys! His reaction was priceless when he found out why they called him. Yeah,

there's this, uh, charity thing called Team Water where every dollar donated is a year of clean water for someone in need. And do you know anything about the phones and stuff? I'm trying to get a phone cuz I just left my community and I never used technology before.

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Donald Trump said there is no Epstein list. Yes, there is. We'll never see it because he's clearly on them. You're the most prolific songwriter ever. Do you think we could write a song together now? Yeah, uh, off you go. You want to— I've got to start it. Yeah, there's always a catch. Can you write? Have you got

a guitar? I must warn the viewers, this may be a very bad song because they don't all come out good. But we're going to start a song. Choose a subject. What are we going to write about? Let's talk about shoes. Shoes? Yes, let's choose shoes. There's a rhyme. Choose shoes. Okay. You wanted this kind of thing or

beat? Yeah, that's nice. That's okay. Shoes. That's what you got. Shoes. Now you've got to think of something. Okay, so you got shoes. Going to have to film my shoes. Shoes. No, we do go away from the rhino. I like my heels, but I'm tall, you see, so it makes me even more of a giant. Shoes.

That's what you gotta choose. High heels for me, but I'm tall, you see. I need something to make me smaller. What do you think about the spoon? With the spoon, one side is convex, one side is concave, right? You slurp out of the concave side. Yes. Concave, convex. Yes. If you look into a spoon on the convex

side, you are distorted but right side up. If you look on the concave side, it's upside down. You are upside down. And that was accurately captured in the movie. The science was right. And then the kid saying, do not try to move the spoon. That's impossible. That's impossible. Instead, bend yourself around this spoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That

was good. That was cool. What do you think about the spoon? The real name's Dwayne, right? Real name. So why'd you drop the D? I'll tell you. Cut. Gracie, why do you think your son is conservative? I have no clue. I'll let him answer. That's a bad answer. You know, hold on a second. You as a father

should listen to your son. You shouldn't say— you know, hold on a second. I listen to him all the time. But hold on, but then you just said you don't know. I, I don't know where he went so bad. I mean, come on, it's like, uh, I don't know where he went wrong. I don't know how he

went off the rails. Would the smarter of the two like to chime in here? Absolutely. So I used to be at one point on my father's side, and upon doing my own research and seeing things firsthand, I, I've switched sides. And I've seen, I've seen like the liberal tears that he has, like the way that he's, he's

complaining. And it's like, don't antagonize. You have to honor your parents. Don't antagonize them. Okay. 100%. So I do respect my father and I love him. You should honor him. And you should also love your son and see where he's coming from. But back to your point, though, we talk every day about politics to where— to the

point where it's divided us. And so for him to say that he does not know where I stand is— So let me ask you, let me ask you, why do you think your father is a liberal? Let me ask you. Okay. This is why I know he's a liberal, because he voted for Kamala Harris and he didn't

even know why. Do you think that maybe he wants to believe government will do good? Maybe that's— Of course. Okay, is that a good answer? Now, maybe your son is going more conservative because he thinks government hasn't done a lot of good. Is that maybe a fair, charitable interpretation? That makes relative sense. Okay, so now we're getting

somewhere. So you guys have a generational divide. You look at government as being probably a force for good. He's grown up in a circumstance where he's seen government declare wars and do a lot of nonsense like the Iraq War. He's nodding his head, you know, trigger the financial crisis. Only accentuate income inequality. So what I'm just saying

for you two, because a father-son divide is more important than politics, is really try to come down at what generational perspective do they have. Finally, where do you get your news from? You, baby. Okay, sir, where do you get your news from? I don't watch any kind of, any kind of video media at all. I get it

mostly by reading, and I go through a broad spectrum of different sources. So, so here's what I'll just say in closing, guys, is that never let Politics get in the way of the beautiful relationship between father and son. My advice first is for, for the son to the father, understand he comes from a different generational perspective. He

thinks government is probably a good force. And this is the iPhone 11 Pro. This is iPhone 12 Pro. This is iPhone 13 Pro. The new iPhone 14 Pro. iPhone 15 Pro. IPhone 16 Pro. If it feels like your phone hasn't changed in years. During COVID I bought triple leverage triple Q. No way. Of course I did. What

do you mean? What do you mean? What are you doing? You should become a financial advisor, man. You got to start having fun. Okay, why was that so obvious to you to go triple leverage? It was the easiest bet I've ever made in my life. Why? You're in a bet against America. Don't— it'd be I think the

argument was that it could get a lot worse. Why? Or it's better if you believe like there's going to be $2 trillion printed in. Well, first of all, that's better. And by the way, I was against that. But I mean, my whole premise at the time was this is so self-inflicted. We decided to shut down the country.

A meteor didn't strike. It's not an alien invasion. We could reverse this immediately. And so I said, by the way, I'm investing for the next 30 years. You're trying to tell me the Dow's going to remain about 17,000 points in the next 30 years? So basically I was like, I'm buying triple Q, triple lever. I mean, it

was like kind of ballsy when you think about it. Yeah, I can't trust Obama. It's important. Do you miss playing in front of, uh, a thousand girls who kind of make a lake of wee? Please don't ever do this. Most landlords— I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st Street. Well, I'm going to bed. Good

night.