Going to meet british girl now [LcyV8jMh8_Q]

Testing.

Okay, British Girl is waiting.

Just got to get my stream set up ready.

Okay, so pocket Wi-Fi charging,

put pocket Wi-Fi in here.

I'll put battery bank in here.

Whoa! And then phone in

my pocket. Guys, I've got a new stream

setup. I spent nearly 2 hours testing it.

I think it's gonna be pretty good.

Okay, so hold

on.

Where's the phone?

This one goes in

here.

This one goes down there.

Okay, this one goes up.

This one goes like this.

She'll never know I'm streaming.

Going to stream sniper. Look at my

streaming IRL streaming jacket.

And we got the charger for the phone in.

95%. Okay, and then

the best bit,

you got the GoPro chest mount.

Look at this.

And turn brightness down,

and then tuck this bit in. Tuck this

bit like that.

Tuck this bit like that.

Look at this. He would never know I'm

streaming. And then I just look at the

iPhone.

When you search hiding my room, it doesn't

show my livestream. You've got to like

press this button.

Oh, look at this! Would you know I'm

streaming? I don't think you would know.

It's secret.

Look at this! No one

would ever think I'm streaming.

Good thing it's kind of cold because it'll

be hard wearing all this stuff.

And then I can check— use this phone to

check stuff. The phone's

kind of wonky. Why does it go wonky?

You can hear me, can you? Testing.

You can hear me, can you? Wow, you can

hear me loud and clear.

Why does it keep not moving?

Okay.

Check my messages.

Okay. Oh shit, you can

see my phone. Oh, is the stream monetized?

Let me check.

Monetization on. Good, good.

Hehe, this is so good. Why didn't I think

of this before? Is he still in Thailand?

No, I've been in Japan for like 2 weeks.

I nearly forgot my wallet.

Put my wallet in there.

Passport.

This is the

best. I hope it doesn't F or something

because I'll be pissed. And what

else do I need? I've got wallet, money.

Batch bank, Wi-Fi, iPhone.

Stream's looking good.

Okay, you ready guys? Uh,

I think we can walk there. It's like

10-minute walk away from the station I

selected.

She said she's staying at Osaka Station,

but that place is Terrible for streaming,

always disconnects.

Okay, let's go. I think I'm ready.

I'm nervous.

This dream looks okay, doesn't it?

I just got my phone sticking out of my

jacket. Very normal.

What do you think of my setup?

Pretty good.

It's not a date, it's just meeting a

viewer. You're gonna make my girlfriend

I can hear someone outside.

Oh, damn it, I think

they're going inside.

Imagine going to a hotel room at 8 PM on

a Saturday night. What a loser.

Okay, yeah, I think everything's good.

Let's go. Uh, where's my coat

car? Oh no,

where's my—

oh crap, lights went out, guys. It's not

effed, the lights just went out because I

took the card out. Hold on,

I don't know where my ICOCA

card is. I don't think we'll get on the

train. Where is it?

Oh, the TV turned itself on.

Oh, there it is. Gotcha.

Okay,

you ready?

I'm ready.

Let me check, see if it's charging.

Yeah, it's charging.

Oh my God, it's dark.

Oh crap,

someone's coming.

They got off on the 6th floor.

Is he streaming?

Oh crap, someone's coming.

Oh,

it's been

raining. Is it raining now?

Testing, testing. Oh,

that's why it smells like food everywhere.

Restaurants everywhere,

guys.

Is it working?

So if I walk straight for 10 minutes, I

should get to the rendezvous point.

She said she's nervous to be on stream,

but I think she's okay with it.

I've been in my hotel room all day.

I think I'm sick. I keep getting phlegm

in my throat.

Check Google Maps. Yeah,

we just Just walk in a straight line.

Zigzag.

Zigzag to the left.

If I hold the phone to my head, it seems

like I'm just talking on the phone. It's

not so weird. I don't think it's going

to rain. That would really suck. Oh my

God, it's cold.

I'll take her to a secluded park.

What if she stream snipes me?

Sunny, are you watching? I should

be there in about 10 minutes.

If I could do ventriloquism, then people

would wouldn't notice I'm talking, would

He puts like a tent over his motorbike.

Good idea, it doesn't get wet.

Good idea.

Well, you can hear me pretty well. Oh,

it's cold.

Oh, cow, cow, cow, cow, cow, cow.

Did you and Blood Bucket have cereal?

No, she left the hotel room as soon as

I ended the stream.

Definitely didn't.

I think she went to the music gig she was

talking about.

No one knows I'm streaming.

No one will know. Look at these little

places. Places look cozy. It's like a

Korean restaurant on the street.

Honmachi has restaurants

and stuff too.

Oh, is there like a sushi chef standing on

But that place looks really fancy.

I think the chef is waiting by the

entrance to say goodbye to the customers.

There's a lot of like, uh, Little bars

here. Birani.

Look, there's a

little bar over there.

Come on,

come on.

As long as it's not windy, then it's not

too bad. Opinion on the Russia

attack? Oh yeah, wasn't there a shotting?

Look, there's a little bar there.

There's little bars everywhere around here

and they look very cozy.

I bet they'd kick me out if I tried

streaming in it.

Yeah, I bet the CIA did it.

The CIA are behind everything.

They say ISIS did it. Yeah, okay, sure.

I don't know where we're gonna go.

I told her I'm on the way.

My girlfriend wasn't very happy about it,

but I said don't worry, it's just for

content and it's all on stream.

It's not like I'm gonna cheat on stream.

I'm not stupid.

Like, if I was going to cheat, I wouldn't

announce it, would I? It would be a

secret. So obviously I'm not doing it to

cheat. I would have just met her secretly.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like

America. I told you. America sucks.

She said she wants to go back to Thailand.

She said it's too cold.

Look, there's a bar there. There's a bar

in here. They got stock charts on the

screen. Can you— you probably can't see

it. What? They got

televisions over the bar, but they got

stock market charts on the

screen. So weird. What's that,

like a stock market bar? Why have they got

stock market charts?

Very weird. Now I take the left,

I'm basically there. I'm not even

walking fast, I'm just strolling.

She said leaving soon.

I'm gonna get there way before she does

then. I just

have to walk in a straight line.

Are you excited? Uh, yeah, a little

bit. I don't

know, as long as

she's not tall, then I'll be fine. I don't

like meeting girls and they're like 6 foot

tall. Feels weird. I think I asked her

height before because she wanted to meet

last year, but I ended up leaving before

she came.

I think she said she's like 165.

Imagine if she's catfishing you. Well,

like Scottish girl.

Why did Sam Pepper get slapped?

She's been waiting a whole year.

Maybe go to karaoke. I don't know. I think

you guys will just leave because I sound

terrible.

I'll let these people pass.

I don't like people walking right behind

Is it Capsule Bunny? No, she's huge.

She's like 180 centimeters. Oh,

the white guys.

I can't talk near white guys, otherwise my

cover is blown.

Unless they're like Dutch or something.

Most white guys I encounter are not

English. They're usually German or Dutch.

Yeah, I'm half white, but white guys can't

tell I'm white until I start talking,

so I don't like talking around them. So my

cover is blown.

Wow, this area is pretty nice, very calm.

The road into Osaka is pretty nice.

She said she's leaving now. Oh, Tesla.

So it might take her 10 minutes, 15

minutes.

Oh,

the streets are so quiet compared to

Nice to go for a walk around here. They

got karaoke here.

How is Japan so quiet. Well, no one rides

motorbikes. The cars are quite modern.

You don't have all these really old cars

with loud engines.

It's funny because in Thailand there's

lots of people that ride motorbikes

because of all the traffic jams, so they

ride the motorbikes to get in between the

gaps, but all the motorbikes are causing

the traffic jams.

Okay, where do I go?

I'm there. I'm at the station.

I'm at the station. Station now.

Does she

know you're streaming?

Maybe. Oh, the station exit's over there.

I can wait over there.

Damn, the graphics look good on my stream.

Stable as well.

Can I

cross?

Well, it's not green yet. Aha.

Tell her

to come out here, not that side. There's 2

exits on either side of the road.

Tell her to come out this exit.

I don't think she's watching the stream.

I'll pace up and down awkwardly here.

Stand here.

So which way should we walk?

Um, it'd be funny if I got her to come

here. To meet, and then we walk back to

Osaka. I don't think we should go to

Osaka. The signal lags there.

When I get to the train station, it lags.

I don't know if she's loud or quiet or

shy.

My girlfriend got jealous because she's

young. I think she's like 25, I don't

You see, it's the damn motorbikes that

make the noise.

No, I'm pretty sure she doesn't fancy me.

We're just meeting as friends,

just 2 British people meeting in They

found.

She said, I'm running late, my hostel is

kind of far.

Okay, no problem.

Yeah, this is the content I was going to

do after divorcing Chihiro,

but stupid COVID ruined it, didn't it?

Then I got stuck in the UK, and then I got

stuck in Thailand, and I got stuck in

Manchester.

This is what I had planned I was just

gonna like meet viewers, walk around,

stream it, do stuff,

because Chihiro was like stopping me

from doing that stuff because she thought

I was going to cheat all the time.

Chihiro was just a big wet tissue.

And now she won't even reply to my

message. Chihiro won't even give me some

content. She said, ask your viewers

to buy me a taxi. Okay,

donate, guys.

I don't know if she's watching. You can

stream snipe me.

I'm not stood up. She's on her way.

Maybe she's drunk.

It's a dude on his bed laughing.

No, I saw her picture.

She took a picture holding a piece of

paper with her name on it. Although maybe

we should have phone chatted— phoned

before meeting to be extra sure.

Uh, whatever, I have to get food anyway,

so I had to come out regardless.

No, I didn't talk to her on video.

Do I know my Hablo group? No.

Hong Kong guy. Imagine Hong Kong guy shows

up and he's like, Danny is.

Bad man.

Hong Kong guys coming to cockblock me.

Yeah, Dragon's Dogma sucks, so hating on

it is not going to get views, is it? If

everyone already thinks it sucks, my

strategy won't work. It only works when

the game is popular because then they get

rage-based You can't rage bait

them when they already hate it. It was

really rubbish. I played it for an hour

and I refunded it. I kept dying to this

big ogre thing.

Come on, where is she?

Hungry.

I got text-to-speech on as well if anyone

wants to test it out.

It should work.

I had a dream about Isaac Siden last

night. It was scary. He was in Japan, and

then me and my girlfriend were here, and

then we just randomly bumped into him,

and then he thought I was sniping him

again, and then he got mad at me.

And I was trying to say, I'm not even

streaming or sniping or anything. And then

my girlfriend had an accident, and then I

was looking for her. It was such a weird

This is the worst part of meeting someone

when you're waiting for them.

I'm getting déjà vu of going on Tinder

dates and waiting for the girl to show up.

I always scout out the area first.

I prefer it if I'm waiting and she finds

me rather than she's waiting and I find

her.

I didn't think I'd get here so quickly.

Oh wow, thanks Sam. Was there

text-to-speech? Oh, it popped up on the

screen. Can you hear it?

I can't see what it says, the text is too

small. Wait.

The target is at the location.

No, imagine Ice snipes me.

You can't— I need to turn the volume up.

Okay, I turned it up now.

Let me see if I can play it again. Recent

I don't hear anything.

Why is it not making a sound?

I don't know.

You can hear it? I can't hear it. That's

weird.

I'm not 40, I'm 35.

She said

she'll call Call me when she gets here.

Why doesn't she watch the stream?

How's 35 gross? You'll be 35 too soon.

Where should I take her?

To fish and chips?

Maybe we go that way because going back

that way there would be nothing. I don't

want to go to Maybe we just— I think

we go that way because there'll be some

stuff there, but not near the station.

I'll get her to get the train here and

then walk her back to where she came from.

She said that 2 minutes ago, so 8 minutes

left.

It should be like 7 minutes.

Oh my God, is that her holding hands

with the tall guy?

Imagine she comes and she's like holding

hands with a guy.

It'd be like Scotland all over again.

Whoa, battery anxiety.

I got a 28,000 milliamp battery bank.

Oh,

my hand's numb.

I look like I've been stood up. I've been

here for like half an hour. I look

like I've been stood up.

I don't really know what she looks like.

She's got like— I mean, I do, but I

forgot. She's got ginger hair or red hair,

so it should be easy to spot.

I mean, she should be easy to spot, not

it.

Maybe it's the ginger girlfriend from

England.

Oh my God, it's gonna be awkward.

She said she'll be here in 10 minutes, 5

So we got 5 minutes, 4, 2— no,

4 minutes.

She's coming.

3 minutes. Oh my God.

Still 3 minutes.

Which exit is she gonna come out of? If

she comes out of this one, It would

be a bit awkward.

Daniel's shaking. Yeah, because it's cold.

It's Chihiro come to smite me.

Chihiro refuses to get me content,

doesn't she? The only thing she was good

for.

No, Chihiro didn't text me back. She

didn't even open the message. Someone said

maybe she deleted Facebook. Or deleted the

message app. Maybe, but then how does she

talk to my mum? Maybe WhatsApp.

It's been eight minutes.

She said ten minutes, eight minutes ago.

I got a sore throat. Is that her?

I saw a white girl with brown hair. Was

that a Japanese girl with dyed hair?

Is that a white girl?

Why doesn't she watch the stream?

At least she can see who I am.

What's the point hiding behind a pole?

Hiding behind my pillar.

No, I'm not waiting at the station. I'll

disconnect and it'd be weird.

I thought that was her. I don't think so.

Is that her? No,

I think that's just a Japanese girl.

Uh, she says she's 5 minutes away. What?

She said she was 10 minutes away 9 minutes

Okay.

I should hide behind this pole and jump

out at girls and then say, oh, I'm sorry,

I thought you were someone else.

I feel a bit sick in my stomach.

Imagine if she shows up and I puke. Good

thing I didn't eat anything.

I can see her if she comes out this exit.

It's not a matter of that.

The man took my spot.

Took my spot.

Well, that's not my spot.

Why do you want to take a photo here?

That's not that good.

He was looking right at me. Why didn't he

just take it over there? It's exactly the

same.

I wonder how you say stood up in Japanese.

I don't know how to say certain things.

Homeless man.

That's me in 20 years.

20 years, I'll be roaming the streets,

only 5 viewers.

It's been like 15 minutes since she said

10 minutes.

Maybe she's

lost.

It's kind of weird she's not in the chat

because usually she's in the chat as

Sunny. Her name's Sunny in

Is that her?

She saw you and bailed? No,

no way.

Are you gonna have cereal? No, I'm a loyal

boyfriend.

It's been like 20 minutes.

What if she gets too nervous and then she

decides not to come?

It's been 18 minutes.

Maybe I'll phone her.

Wow, we got 200 viewers! First time in

how many years?

If she doesn't come, I can put like,

stood up by my date.

She said she's 5 minutes away 10 minutes

ago. Where are you now?

She's not reading the messages. Maybe it's

really big underground, like lots of

different ways you can go.

Maybe she's watching and laughing.

She said, I'm 5 minutes away, 12 minutes

There's nothing.

There's

Say it's not him. He's gone.

I got nervous for a minute.

He's gone. That's not her. Say it.

It is kind of weird. It's been 14 minutes

since she messaged me.

That bear not— he's better not taking a

photo of me and put it on Reddit.

I baited Daniel out of his room. LOL.

Okay, it's getting kind of weird now.

Where is she? I'm starting

to get a little bit suspicious. She's not

replying messages either.

She said she'll call when I get there at

9:38. I mean, 8:38.

That was like 25 minutes ago.

I've been streaming like an hour.

I thought I'd start the stream and meet

her within like 10 minutes.

Okay, getting kind of weird.

Maybe she did troll me.

Maybe I should start thinking about

leaving then. I'll wait. Maybe I'll wait

for like an hour.

How long should I wait?

She's not even reading

the messages.

If she doesn't come, I think I'll just go

to supermarket and then go back to the

room. Oh, maybe that's her.

No, that's an Asian girl. Oh no,

it's white. She's with a guy.

Oh, she phone.

Hello, where are you? Hi, I'm at the

station. I don't know which station I come

out of. Uh, exit? I don't know,

any. You don't know? I think there's only

2. Okay, there's like 15.

Is there? Okay, I'm gonna come out of 9.

Everyone thinks you stood me up. I didn't,

I'm here. Ah, okay. And you're

not a man? Do I sound like a man? No.

Okay, I think you're fine. Okay,

I don't know where to go. Okay, I'm gonna

go to— I'm just

gonna go out on the street. Where did you

say you were? Yeah, there's a big bridge

and I'm on one end of the bridge. Okay,

that's very useful. It's not a very big

bridge. I'm going through this massive

tunnel now. Do you have to go through a

massive tunnel to get outside? I walked

here. This is so confusing.

This is really weird. Okay, I don't know.

I think it'll be east. Like southeast

exit. Okay,

well, I'm so confused. This looks like the

right way. Yeah. Okay,

okay, cool. Oh my God.

Um, okay, I'm also— I'm wearing like a

blue denim jacket. Okay, so if you see me

first, yeah, please help me.

Okay, okay, I'm gonna just go to a bridge.

Okay, wish me luck. Okay, bye. See ya.

See, she is real. You guys trying

to make me feel nervous. She sounds a

bit like that Manchester British girl.

Oh, thank God she's real. She says she's

wearing a blue denim jacket.

I thought she wasn't coming.

She said there's like 15 exits, but I only

see 2 unless there's more that way.

Oh, freezing.

Blue denim jacket. That's not her.

Why are there a lot of white women coming

out now?

Uh, my knees are shaking.

I see her. There she is.

She's coming. Hello!

Oh my God, it's really you! Yeah,

you're taller than I thought. Yeah, I am

real. I'm real, I'm not a man. Good,

good. I'm streaming now, by the way.

Okay, hello. It's okay, of course, of

course. So where'd you— I don't know, I

thought we'd go that way. What is— I don't

even know what there is to do here. Why

did you tell us to come here? Because I

like in Osaka Station. Oh, but we could go

somewhere else. How do we get out? Sorry,

I'm so sorry, I'm so late. But I did say 9

and it's 8 past 9, so it's okay. Okay.

I did get a taxi. Really? Yeah.

But Osaka Station is like 10 minutes walk.

500 yen for a piece of cream. Viewers,

please forgive me. I'm real, I'm real. If

I get donut Yeah, this is so weird.

You're like, you're like real.

Yeah, I also stole this umbrella from

where? From the host— from the host I'm

staying at, because they stole my friends,

so I stole someone else's at the umbrella

stand. Yeah, of course.

It's cold. I can't walk too fast because

I'm really tired.

Are you cold?

Yeah, I was standing there for like half

an hour. I'm sorry, I'm really hot because

I was trying to rush really quickly. Oh,

let me go on the stream and see what

they're saying. So are we just gonna— I'm

happy to just walk around. Yeah, because I

have yakiniku belly.

It doesn't seem like a streamer. I know,

I made a new setup. You can't see I'm

streaming. Hard to see. Yeah, it's stuck.

Wait, does that go around your chest like

a GoPro? Yeah, it's a GoPro,

GoPro mount. That's cool.

Okay,

there, she's real, guys. I'm real. What

did they I'm

nervous. I'm scared.

Skipper, you guys are strange.

What about we go that way? Yeah, it looks

peaceful. But if you're really cold, we

can go somewhere. Now if I walk, am I

good? That girl seems so sweet and nice.

I'm happy for you and this first date. Oh

wow, thanks, Tom. $1. I feel really—

no, I know, I feel really bad now. Why?

Because of your girlfriend. She said that—

I was listening to the stream when I was

getting ready. You said that she's— it's

just for content. You'll be fine.

Who came to my hotel room? Look, it came

to your hotel room, right? Yeah, I think

she's okay with Blood Bucket. Oh, because

she's like older? Yeah, but she was up.

That's not even a good thing. What

reputation? Yeah, no, it's fair enough.

I'm sorry, I said you're old as well. I'm

not— what? I'm not old. No, I said you're

like 20. I'm 25. Yeah, 20, mid-20s.

Not really, I'm 18.

18? I want to be. Oh,

how old are you anyway? You're 35 now.

Don't look at me, you look like 25. 25 as

well. 25? Yeah. Nice. Let's change angle.

I don't look good from that angle. Okay,

this angle. So this— I should

film myself. I can't. Yeah, why don't you

film yourself anyway? I can't, the cable's

too short. Do you have to like hold it

out? Um, yeah,

we could go get dessert. Did you— wait,

did you have dinner? No, I just had

biscuits. What biscuits? Walker's

biscuits. Sometimes I have biscuits for

dinner if I'm poor or I don't

want to cook. It's good. I brought like

loads of custard creams from the UK. Did

you bring any pot noodle? I actually did.

I did. I brought 4 pot noodles. What

flavor? Chicken and mushroom. The best,

the best ones. No, beef and tomato.

Better. Do you think so?

Yeah, curry, it's good. But, uh, yeah,

I brought 4 pot noodles, and I would tell

my Japanese, like, coworkers that I

brought instant noodles to Japan, and

they're like, what's wrong with you? You

literally brought— in the capital of

instant noodles, you bought ready-made

noodles. I think they taste better. They

do, and they're like thick Like this, the

flavor is thicker. Yeah, the sauce is

thicker, right? I think. Yeah, it's

richer. Yeah, Japanese noodles kind of—

what's the word? Oh my God, what's that?

It's like this. You can get bikes,

right? Yeah, but it's cold. Yeah,

it is cold. The wind would blow. Oh, I

watched sumo today. Sumo? What,

in real life? Yeah, like real sumo. I

could show you videos. Okay. It was at

the, um, Edion Arena, and, um,

yeah, we, we watched like the

championships. Have you seen sumo before?

It's so violent. No, I've seen it on

YouTube. Yeah, they just slap and push

each other. I think it's really funny,

like they intimidate each other before the

fight and they like slap It's really

weird, but it was really cool.

Isn't it really expensive? It was, it was

like ¥7,000, I think.

¥7,000 per person? Per person,

and maybe slightly more than that. Wow.

And you can— but you can go in for the

whole day, so it's like 8 o'clock until

like 7, and you can come in and out and

like bring your own food and stuff. It was

so many people. It was it was packed.

Oh yeah. That's the lab. Are you gonna get

demonetized? I don't know. It's probably

not clear enough. Yeah, true. It was cool

though. It was really hot in there, so I

like that it's cold now.

We could go to. It's Saturday night. We

could go like downtown. It's gonna. I'm

worried it will lag. Do you think so?

I've been there before last year and it

was kind of laggy. Maybe it'll be okay.

But I don't mind. I don't mind what you

do. What are they saying now?

I'm really nervous. I got quite a lot of

viewers. I don't usually get like 200

plus. It's been like 2 years since I had

over 200. Really? Yeah, what can I say?

Pay for my taxi, guys, it was expensive.

Oh, I got $5 from Kale.

Thanks, Kale. What are you saying? I was

just gonna say hello. Finally some

great content. Hope you're having fun.

Oh, there it is. Oh, nice. Finally some

great content. Hope you are having fun.

Yeah, very cool. Does it

really? Yeah. Twitch takes like 50%,

I think, or 30% if you're like a big

streamer. Oh, I see. What's that building?

I think that's the city hall. Really?

It's so European looking. Yeah, it's cool.

Have you been to Kobe? Yeah. They have

like all the European buildings, right? I

forgot now. Okay,

that's funny. We could, we could drink if

you want to, but we don't have to.

How low is your self-esteem? What? These

people are so funny. You make— that's

so funny. You said I'm tall. They keep

saying I'm short. How many cents? I'm just

175. I'm 155,

like 5 foot. 5 foot. I really cling on to

like that 5 foot 1 inch, but I'm not—

yeah, I say I'm 5'9, but I'm like 5'8.888.

Yeah, yeah. Should we

go to the river.

Okay, yeah, it's cool. That doesn't say

what it is. Yeah,

City Central Public Hall.

It's very peaceful.

Yeah, I just came from Dokkaeburi. I

dropped my friends off there. It's just

like people screaming. It's getting a bit

crazy. Yeah, this is really nice. I went

there during the day and it was really

packed. Yeah, I think all day it's really

packed. So everyone's just like drinking

on the street there? Yeah, they're

starting to now. I, I've been on nights

out there and It's just crazy. Like,

people go until like 5 in the morning.

It's really, really crazy. It is fun.

Like, it's fun if you're in a group with a

group. Yeah, because if I was alone, I'd

feel so unsafe. I did it once like 6 years

ago, and then we had to wait until 5 for

the morning train. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But

it was so cold, we just sat on the street

like drunk and tired. That's so horrible.

Wasn't fun. Yeah, because the alcohol

wears off and the vibes just go down

again, and you're like, this is horrible,

I want to be at home.

So yeah, we don't have to do that. No, we

could, we could get a little drink. I

don't mind. Uh, the konbini? Yeah. Okay,

I want to get some antibac actually. Get

some what? Antibac. Antibac? You know what

that means. What is it? Like

antibacterial. Oh, antibacterial. You

don't say antibac? No. Where are you from

in England? I'm from— I was born in Essex,

actually. Don't call me Essex girl.

Number 3. How many are there now? Uh,

there was a second one, but I never showed

her. Oh, you didn't meet her? I mean, I

did meet her, but she was never like on

the channel or anything. Oh, I see. Yeah.

Um, so I was born in Essex. And then we

moved to London when I was like 10, and

then we moved to Norfolk, and now I live

somewhere that I won't say, somewhere

else. So you have like a London

accent? I don't know what my accent is

sometimes. I can't figure it out. Yeah,

because my parents are both from London,

so my parents have a really heavy Cockney

accent. Yeah, but obviously I grew up in

Essex, so it's Essex and London is a

little bit similar Like Essex and Cockney

is quite the same. But also

being in Japan for the last 2 years, I

have actually changed the way I speak a

little bit because people otherwise— if I

talked in a Cockney accent here, no one

would understand me, you know? Like if I

was at school and like my co-workers

understand English a little bit, but I

have to speak like the Queen's English so

that they understand me. If you spoke it

like that in your class, if I spoke like a

roadman, they would be like, what? Like,

oh, wash your snap beads. I want to put

this on me. I mean, can you put— screw it

on the phone mount? I want to hold it.

Yeah, to go in there, to go on the phone,

because my hand hurts. I'll hold it

if you want. No, it's easier if I hold it

on the tripod. I used to have a GoPro.

Yeah, put it in the hole. I can't see you.

I didn't mean it like that. This is

dancing now. I didn't plan that. Don't

film me while I put it in the hole. Okay,

stop filming me while I put it in the

hole. I actually can't see. I'll need you

to shine a light so I can see if it's like

lined up. Uh, I don't think I could do

that. Oh wait, I don't mind. Yeah, you're

fine. Just so— okay,

I can't see. Is this—

oh, so this is like a selfie stick? Yeah.

Okay, thanks. I think that's not very

tight though. That's okay, not too tight.

Very tight in the holes.

So now you can just hold it out, or does

it attach? No, it's just easier to hold.

My finger was cramping up. Yeah, like

holding it like that. My little finger

gets cramped up. I don't need my discreet—

yeah. Oh shit, my poor phone. This is so

old, I need a new one.

Is that the river down there?

Um, yeah, I know where we are. We should

be going East. I think we're

going east. How far is it from here to— to

where? Like, like, uh,

like, um, an hour walk.

What are you saying? I don't know, I

wasn't reading it.

She's 14. Daniel has negative wrist He

said like three sentences about his pinky

Wow! Oh my

God! They're unhinged.

Can we have? They wouldn't like repeat

with us. A 360 sunny, what does that mean?

360 view? No, I want yakiniku

belly. I wore baggy clothes because I knew

I'd eat too much too.

I want yakiniku too, I'm hungry. We can

go, I don't think we can eat anymore, but

we can go. Too late.

You should— we should eat though, it's

really late. Do you want to— what do you

want to eat? I'm not that hungry.

She's only 16. I'm not 16, I will show you

my ID. I'm 25. I won't show you, I'll show

Daniel.

Oh wow, kale, $5. She has such a good

personality and she's super cute. Here's

more money for a drink. Thank you. Let's

go get a drink. Okay. Where's the kombini?

They're being pretty nice for us. What's

that? It's giant apple. Oh yeah. You can

eat giant apple.

Maybe we can find one. This is like

in the middle of nowhere. It's like all

business. Yeah.

I know there's

a random— did we just trespass? I don't

think we're allowed. I'm not sure.

There's security cameras there as well.

Oh no. Oh my God, let's just go.

Let's just go.

Why is there just a random Big Apple here?

This is cool though.

Is it like the One Piece fruit?

Maybe that's what it is.

I think there's

a community over there, over the bridge.

Oh yeah, are you sure? Yeah, it's fine.

Get fried chicken. She has such

a good personality and she's super cute.

Here's more money for a drink. Wow,

thanks. Happy late B-day, Daniel. Oh,

maybe it is Beatles. It's what? Maybe it

is a Beatles reference. Beatles? Why, why

an apple? This isn't— they have like a

Beatles— I mean, they have an album.

I actually don't like the Beatles.

Japanese people always trying to talk to

me about the Beatles and I'm like, I don't

care. Daniel is so cheap. Instead of

taking her to a nice bar or izakaya, he's

going to buy her a drink from a konbini.

Broke boy bitch Daniel.

But if we go to an izakaya, won't there be

music and stuff? Yeah, it might be a bit

loud. I'm trying to think, like,

unless it's like a really quiet one.

I like it when they have the touchscreen

tablets so you don't have to speak. Yeah,

me too. At the yakiniku

place, you can just order on your phone.

This would be nice. Yeah, I don't want to

talk to people.

These ones are around here.

There's a lot of views though. What kind

of work does she do? Just English

teaching,

basically. You said you're leaving this

year? Yeah, I'm leaving this year in

summer. You didn't like it teaching

English? I did really like it, but I

just really miss Tesco's. Like, you miss

the food? I miss the food. It's really—

that's not the most important thing, but I

miss the food too. Everyone says British

food sucks. It's so good, but when you

grow up with British food, it's like,

yeah, it's your comfort food, you know?

Yeah. So as much as like, yeah, it's not

the best, I I think it's the best beans on

toast, like so good. And our bacon

is best. Yeah, the bacon here is so bad.

It's just ham, isn't it? Yeah, even bacon

like in America is just not the same. I

don't know like what's going on with

British pigs, but we got some good bacon

and we use the back. Is that what it is?

Yeah, because it looks different. Yeah,

yeah, everyone else uses is the stomach.

Oh, is that why it's like streaky? Yeah,

better. It just tastes better.

And yeah, not just food, but it's just

really hard, like, living abroad. It is.

I don't know, it's just hard. Like, yeah,

what else is hard? Being an English

teacher, at least like where I work, it's

not very fulfilling. Yeah, like my

school's not very high achieving And like,

you know, if you have a job, you want it

to be like— yeah, you want to feel like

you're making an impact. And I don't

really. I have really happy moments

sometimes. Yeah, like I get along really

well with everyone, but there's just like—

there's no progression with it. So it

is kind of a waste of time. Is it in the

middle of nowhere where you're schooling?

Yeah, it's the middle of nowhere, like

countryside. I'd get so bored.

Yeah, you do get bored. You do. Although

the view is nice here. It is, yeah. I wish

it was a clear night, you could see the

stars, but it's so cloudy.

No moon.

Should we go over there?

Where? To the 7-Eleven. Okay, if you want

Oh yeah, we got $1. Daniel says he pees

between couches and in sinks wherever he

stays during his trips. Shut up,

Blackman, I'd never said that. Oh dear.

Oh.

Oh my gosh, funny. Did you watch when

Blood Bucket came to my hotel? I watched a

little bit. I was a little bit, um, I

didn't really have a lot of time. Wait,

it's green. Oh my God, it's not flashing.

Okay.

Yeah, that was cool. I want to meet her.

She looks really cool. Yeah, she's nice.

How did— how did she like find out about

you anyway? She said— doesn't seem like

your type. She said she was watching a

podcast and they mentioned my channel. I

Okay.

Do you speak Japanese? A little bit. Yep.

You can— can you order me chicken?

You don't have to talk to anybody. But you

have to ask for it. It's in the— oh, you

do? The hot cabinet. In Family Mart, you

can just take it out of the tray. Really?

You don't have to like talk to them. I

can— I can try.

I stopped studying like after I got here.

Yeah, you don't use it much? I do, cuz no

one else gives me signals. Yeah, um, but I

I get nervous asking for the stuff in the

hot cabinet. Why? I don't know, it's hard,

it's hard to pronounce. Yeah, that's

really true. It's like family chicken.

That's why in Family Mart you can just

take it out, you don't have to ask for it.

Yeah.

See, you can't, you can't take it out.

Where'd she go?

Where's she gone?

Anti-bac.

She ditched me.

Where are

It's fine. They only have like a giant

one. What do you want to get?

Um, a drink.

What kind of drink? I mean like alcoholic

drink. Oh, for us to drink? Yeah, or do

you want just like normal drink? No, we

can get— I might like—

oh yeah, let's get soju.

Do you like soju? It's so good. Okay.

Yeah, we'll get really drunk though, but

we don't have a cup. You buy an ice cup

from— you just drink it from the bottle

anyway. We get the one

and then we should get a taster because

that's quite disgusting. Okay, should we

get like a Coke or something? Yeah,

or we could get— where's

the Coke? Where's what?

It's probably around here.

Yeah, here. Yeah, it's like we're leaving

the shop. The shop's so big,

it goes around here.

I would not drink this. No, this stuff's

too strong. This is too strong. This is

really strong. Oh, they have the cold one

here. This is so disgusting.

Do you mix it with anything? No. Well,

you don't— you can if you want, but you

just— you shouldn't have it straight and

then like put it down. Okay.

Uh, yeah, or the bottle. Bottle more

expensive though. How much?

Just get this.

You can pay. They can pay for taxi.

You're paying. That's true.

Where's my card?

What's the chicken taste like? Is it how

they make it?

I've only got one left. Do you want that

one? Yeah. What does it say? I get tori.

I think it's I get tori. Can you read it?

No. I'm pretty sure this

is agetori. I guess it's like karaage.

Yeah, I mean, maybe say in English.

Japanese-style salty fried chicken.

He's not Japanese. He's very sweet. See,

it's fine, it's fine.

Probably. Do you want any snacks?

Is that a little bit of chicken? Are you

going to eat? Yeah, chicken base.

Try the chicken.

Try the chicken.

The last one. Yeah,

this one. Is that it? Is that all you

want? Yeah.

It's crazy how you can just press. Yeah,

and they don't check. We look too old.

No, I get checked in every UK store.

Really? They think I'm like eighteen in

the UK. You look eighteen.

I like how you pay here now. Yeah, it's

good. Not in my town. This is just like a

city. Oh, do we pay now? Yeah, you choose

the. You want to pay by cash or? Pay by my

card. Card. Where's card? Here.

It's in English. Card.

Why is it red?

It was red though. I think we didn't get a

bag. I think it means— do you want a bag?

We don't need a bag. Okay, save the

planet. Give Daniel kiss on cheek. Okay,

what about cups? We don't need it.

Okay.

I don't know anything about alcohol. This

is like the way to get trashed

on a night in Osaka.

How much? Oh, ¥1,100. But this is like—

honestly, one bottle of this, half a

bottle of this, you'll be, you'll be on

the floor. So a whole bottle, I'm a bit

worried. We need to go somewhere safe.

We're about back to the river. Okay,

yeah, okay. I should not— is this,

is this like— I'm not very strong at

drinking. Me too. That's why I need the

chicken. No, that would be good. You don't

need anything. It is for me.

That's true.

What's the percentage of Alcohol. It's

like 20. Yeah, where is it?

Can you find it? It doesn't say.

20. 20. I think it's higher

than that. It usually

says it.

Doesn't say. Oh wait, is that thirty? It

would say percent on it. Oh yeah,

thirteen. No, they put dot instead of

percentage. Kanji. Thirteen. Thirteen

percent. It's not bad. It's not too much.

Oh, it's green.

Is it like, uh, rice wine? I keep saying—

I said it wrong again. Rice wine. Rice

wine. Yeah, I think it's like the Korean

version of, uh, oh yeah, of sake

basically. I find that quite easy to

drink. It's quite easy. Oh wow, to $10

from Abigail. Very generous.

What did it say? The message?

Was there no message? No. Oh, there wasn't

any. Oh my God. Daniel, what would you do