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Kick Livestreams/my life is ruined 2025-07-28 01_43 [81382354-my-life-is-ruined] 480p
2025-07-28 · 9 min
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Can you look up people's convictions if you search them? Is it in a database for the public?
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0:11–0:16 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_0It would be interesting to see what Crip's done.
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0:21–0:23 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_1What happens if I plug my Flip 7 into my Switch?
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0:30–0:34 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_2Oh God. Oh, I have vomit in my mouth. Disgusting.
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1:13–1:16 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_3Rustlers and
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1:20–1:21 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_4coffee. Delicious. It's like vinaigrette on my burger. We get to enjoy it a second time.
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1:31–1:41 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_5That's how the rich stay rich.
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1:45–1:47 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_6Regurgitated sirloin steak.
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1:50–1:52 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_7These games all suck. Why is Red Dead 2 not on Switch 2?
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2:02–2:05 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_8Little Nightmares. It's not even a Switch 2 game. Where the Switch 2 game? I don't want to play old Switch games.
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2:08–2:16 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_9Kingdom Come: Deliverance, that's an old Switch game as well, although pretty impressive that it's on Switch at all. It's quite a big game. £10.
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2:19–2:30 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_10The combat's just really annoying though. I don't like how the enemies block all the time. It's just block, block, block, block, block, and maybe you get one hit in.
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2:37–2:44 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_11I hate how much they block. I just want to whack them to bits.
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2:46–2:49 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_12It's stupid how little games are on this thing.
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2:54–2:57 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_13Cyberpunk was cool, but I've already played it. I don't want to play it again.
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3:03–3:07 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_14The gameplay is boring.
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3:13–3:14 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_15Oh, 29 from Chiang Mai. She said, I like your cat as well, really cute.
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3:39–3:49 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_16Uh, what should I say to that? I like— oh, can you show me your pussy?
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3:59–4:04 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_17No. How do you be flirty without it being creepy?
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4:07–4:10 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_18That's the trick, isn't it?
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4:17–4:18 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_19But she lives in Chiang Mai. I don't want to go to Chiang Mai.
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4:27–4:29 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_20What shall I say? She said my cat's really cute.
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4:40–4:42 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_21I'll say I'm rich, I make 300,000 baht a month. Interested or not?
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4:46–4:52 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_22Me and Fasta were supposed to go to Chiang Mai. She wanted to go if I came back after my sister's wedding.
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4:55–5:00 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_23Maybe I'll say I've never been to Chiang Mai, maybe you can show me around.
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5:06–5:09 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_24Actually, it's my neighbor's cat. Lol.
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5:16–5:19 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_25Do you live in Chiang Mai now?
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5:41–5:46 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_26Maybe I'm bringing up the do you want to meet thing too quickly. I try and jump straight to where do you live, do you want to meet.
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6:11–6:17 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_27Whoops, I don't know why the camera sometimes switches off when I switch between the apps.
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6:31–6:36 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_28And I got a text on my other phone.
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6:40–6:41 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_29150 centimeters, 44 kg. Pretty nice.
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7:02–7:08 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_30Pretty nice.
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7:22–7:23 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_31Crypto is kind of ripping over the weekend. Ethereum's nearly at four thousand.
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7:49–7:56 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_32Go to Japan?
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8:01–8:02 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_33Nah, I don't know. Maybe after Thailand.
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8:06–8:08 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_34Get a nice condo, maybe Okinawa.
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8:13–8:16 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_35If anything happens to me, I can take refuge in the US airbase since I'm British.
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8:18–8:23 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_36We have a special relationship.
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8:26–8:27 · rev_e3bb23372887535f337d9a5382593b7e_37