my girlfriend is GONE

Testing.

Okay, I think it's working.

I've got all day to stream.

Let me just post my YouTube video.

Proof my ex-wife tried to cheat on me, my

new blockbuster.

Sorry.

No, it's not Australian Guy, it's just Ice

Poseidon.

He was saying some stuff about Chihiro, so

I clipped it, turned it into a video.

It's not much to go on, but you gotta take

what you can get.

At everyone streaming now.

Seems like he's not really into Asian

girls.

Yeah, he went on a date yesterday.

I thought he was going on a date with a

Japanese woman.

It was just some weird Russian girl who

tried to scam him.

Don't know if anyone saw it.

He went on this date and It was just a

Russian girl, and then she was trying to

bring him to a club, and then he sussed

out that it was a friend's club that she

was trying to promote, and then he got all

drunk and upset.

It was kind of funny.

I never trust Russian girls.

I always find Russian girls in Japan to be

very shady.

A lot of people on Ice's stream who snipe

him, they just seem to be foreigners,

like, bumming around in Japan, not really

doing anything, and they've just been

there for years.

Like, this Russian girl has been in Japan

for 4 years and she doesn't speak any

Japanese, doesn't even know how to use

chopsticks.

And I'm just wondering, the hell do these

people do?

It's like they don't have proper jobs.

This slightly homeless guy

who's been following Ice around, it's like

he doesn't work either, but he's been in

Japan for years and years and years.

I don't know how these people manage to do

what I want to do.

I want to be in Japan for years and years

and years.

How do they get visas?

I can never seem to get a Japanese visa

without getting married.

I don't want to get married in Japan.

I want to be single in Japan so I can go

dating and do what I want,

but I don't know how to get a visa for

longer than 6 months.

So it seems like this Russian girl was

just working, earning money by helping her

friends, maybe Russian friends who own a

bar, to try and get guys to come to the

bar.

It is a pretty easy scam to do because you

just go on Tinder, you pretend you like a

guy, go on a date, act a bit flirty, say,

oh, I know a great bar, let's go there.

And the guy wouldn't suspect a thing.

He would think, oh, okay,

I will trust your tastes in good bars.

And then we'll go to the bar, and then he

wouldn't know that the bar owner is maybe

a friend of the girl or employing the

girl.

To get customers.

I actually got tricked by a similar scam

when I was in Japan.

I thought I was going on a date, and then

I met the girl, and then she said, oh, we

need to go and get another guy.

So we go and meet this other guy, then she

brought us back to an apartment where

there was a bunch of other girls and

another guy, and then they were like

trying to sell us cleaning products.

It was called Amway.

I said, what do you do for a living?

She said, I work for Amway.

I didn't even know what that was.

So I was sitting in this apartment

watching them give us this sale pitch for

cleaning products.

So weird.

And then they made us, they made us a

cake.

It was something, and then I tried walking

out, they stopped me, asked me to pay

¥500.

They're like, wait, you need to pay for

the food, you know.

More like scamway.

Isn't Amway like a pyramid company, kind

of Ponzi scheme?

Yeah, I don't, I don't trust Russian

girls, and you also can't trust Nigerian

guys.

Nigerian bar scam and Russian girl scam,

big scams in Japan.

Russian people in Japan are very shady.

I remember being on the train once, there

was this big Russian woman.

She's quite attractive, slim,

but she was like speaking on her phone

really loudly in Russian on the train, and

she had like this really bitchy look,

like she looks like a prostitute look.

And I think a lot of the white prostitutes

in Japan are Russian because there's a lot

of Japanese salarymen who have like a

fetish for white women,

but they can't tell the difference, like

who's European, who's American.

I think a lot of them are Russian because

they come from Russia.

They're really poor.

They probably got some contacts who work

in the adult industry or like shady

underground industries.

Yeah, I'd never trust a Russian girl.

If I saw Russian

as her ethnicity or nationality, I'd be,

I'd be feeling very anxious.

I'd be feeling red flags.

Eastern Europeans, very shady because

they're all poor and broke.

That's why people thought Mila was a

prostitute.

I bet Mila did stuff like that in Korea

because how else was Mila funding living

in Korea and going to clubs?

She's always got no money.

She never has a job.

She can't get a job in Korea as a tourist.

But somehow she had enough money to live

there for like 3 months and go partying

all the time.

People were saying she was a prostitute.

I don't think she would have had sex for

money, but I think she would have done

stuff like—

I bet she had like a friend who has a

friend who works at a bar, and then they

were like, oh, Mila, my friend works at a

bar.

He needs girls to hand out leaflets

or to drink with the clients.

And Mila would be like, okay.

I bet Mila did something like that.

Something

not illegal, but just like working,

unofficially working, and then getting

paid a bit here and there

to do some promotional stuff.

She once showed me a video.

It was like a really well-made video,

really high-quality production.

Really good camera, and she was in a water

park, and it was like a load of girls come

walking out wearing life vests, and

they're in a water park, and they were

like walking towards the water or

something, and it was like really

professionally made, like an advert.

But she also had this other video.

Her friend filmed it and then added

special effects, and it was like a, like

an artsy video project.

I forgot which channel it was on.

It was on a friend's channel, I think.

Mila also wanted to make a YouTube

channel.

She bought all this stuff like studio

lighting.

She bought 2 big studio lights with the

big umbrella things.

It's so funny.

She kept saying, I want to make a YouTube

video, but I don't have enough stuff.

I kept saying, you don't need any stuff.

Just sit by the window.

You get natural sunlight.

She was like, no, I need studio lights and

I need a big microphone and I need a nice

camera and I need a ring light.

I bet she never made a channel.

I just can't imagine her making a YouTube

channel.

She'd get one hate comment and then start

crying about it.

And one person would say, oh, I don't like

your hair, and then she'll probably shut

it all down.

Did she not get Netherlands Job Center

money?

She said they don't do that there, so I

thought they didn't do Jobcentre money.

She got a job at a warehouse part-time,

and she rode there on a bicycle in the

middle of the night.

It took— I think she said it took about an

hour and a half to ride there, and I was

left at the house with her grandmother.

The grandmother was upset.

She was like really worried about Mila.

She kept coming into the room saying Did

Mila text you?

And then she was really upset and really

worried.

Okay, let's upload a new video quick

before America gets too late.

I think it's a good video.

It's got proper editing, it's got an

interesting title,

um, I've got actual clips

to go with the video.

Let's see if this gets views.

Back to the ex-wife.

I thought it was funny Ice remembers me

and mentioned me a few times.

I thought it was funny some people who

sniped Ice mentioned me,

who— I mean, I didn't— I don't even know

who these guys were.

I was expecting Sam to mention me because

he always does.

But even before Sam mentioned me, his

first stream snipers said, you know, Hide

in My Room.

I thought that was a bit of a surprise.

I didn't think anyone would mention me

anymore after all these years.

I guess I left a bit of a mark on the

whole foreigners in Japan community.

Because at one point my channel really was

like the fastest growing up-and-coming

small channel that blew up, and I was

getting pretty good views for my channel

size, like 60K, 100K.

Some of my videos even were getting 200K

back then.

So I guess a lot of people noticed me.

Even my sister's boyfriend said that he

had a friend who used to watch my channel.

Back in the day.

My sister's boyfriend's an interesting

person.

He's definitely not a normie.

He definitely is the type who browses

4chan.

I think you guys would like him, but he

doesn't want to be on YouTube.

I think he's scared of what trolls are

capable of.

I mean, I don't blame him.

Trolls If trolls find out your name and

they find out where you work, they can

cause some trouble.

They start Googling your name, they start

finding your internet history.

If you've posted weird stuff on the

internet, they could find it.

It's hard to completely hide your internet

footprint if you haven't been careful in

the past.

I wonder if Chihiro is going to get upset

about my new video.

She doesn't seem to like me talking about

her anymore.

I'd play the video on Twitch, but because

it has ice in it, I'm a bit scared.

Now, ice calls people who are too scared

to hang out with him pussies because

they're scared of getting banned on

Twitch.

He was saying that he's got friends who

have small Twitch channels and he's been

on the channels and they don't get banned.

I'm sure it'll be fine since my channel is

so small, but I don't want to risk getting

banned on Twitch.

It's finally starting to make some nice

money.

Oh, thanks, Junkie.

Fan for subbing.

I just saw it.

I do say thank you,

and you get a little penguin.

Wait, there's no sound.

Can you hear it?

I think you can hear it.

The penguin.

Someone else subbed as well.

Now it says 11 subs,

but only one person subbed.

It went up from 8 to 11.

Oh no, it just says 9.

That's weird.

How you feel when you realize you spent 8K

on the tie?

How do you know I spent 8K?

I said that yesterday on Discord.

Yeah, I got to do some expenses

calculating because I checked my bank

account yesterday, went to the Past 3

months.

Guess how much it said I spent in the last

3 months?

£8,500.

I can't believe I spent so much.

Unbelievable.

I can't believe I spent nearly 10K.

I thought I only spent about 4K.

So I need to do some expense tracking, see

where the hell this money's gone,

because something's not right.

I'm not saying it's wrong because it, it's

the banking app and it knows exactly how

much money has come in, how much money has

gone out.

Expenses.

No, cost of entire Thailand trip.

It costs more than what you earn.

I know, I only earned about 5,600 and I

spent 8,500.

For some reason it says I made 36,000 this

year.

I think that's because I took some stock

money out.

I think I withdrew about $5,000 from my

stock portfolio to pay for a few things

like driving lessons,

and then I think I made it back and then

put it back into the stock account.

You need more videos?

I've been doing streams.

It seems like streams make just as much in

ad revenue than the videos do.

The videos just don't really get views, so

I thought, why not just do livestreams?

A 5K livestream can make like $40,

so the Christmas ads ad rate works for

live streams too, which is nice.

But if I can get a good topic with a good

CPM that gets decent views— I don't think

the new video would get good CPM because

it's about cheating.

Cheating always gets bad CPM.

Does the new live tab help with views?

I don't know.

Some people thought I deleted all the

lives, so maybe they didn't notice there's

a new live tab.

They don't see that I'm streaming.

I think it's a good idea, but people need

to get used to it.

All your topics are the same lately.

Yeah, because I'm not really doing

anything.

I'm just sitting in an apartment living in

Thailand, but I'm not really living in

Thailand.

I'm just sitting in an apartment whilst my

girlfriend does everything for me.

It's hard to talk about new stuff when

you're not really doing anything new.

Ice has so many new things to talk about

since he started the subathon because he's

met all these people, he's done all this

stuff.

There's stream snipers that have become

regular characters.

So there's a lot to talk about.

You don't really see Ice talking much

about his past because he's always doing

stuff in the present.

But I never do much in the present, and

then I, I talk about what's happening in

the present when it's finished and it's in

the past.

Talk about something that's happening in

the world.

I don't know what's happening in the

world.

I don't watch the news anymore.

I got a bit bored of it.

I used to watch Channel 4 News every

evening for dinner, when I had dinner, but

since I don't have TV, all I have is Thai

TV.

There's nothing interesting going on.

There's the Russia stuff, that's boring

now.

Uh, there's—

oh yeah, the NHS striking over Christmas,

that's pretty messed up.

But it seems like the NHS has gotten so

expensive The UK can't afford it anymore.

Say goodbye to free healthcare.

The UK government, they can't afford to

pay the NHS more.

There's no more money.

The UK is broke.

They keep sending billions to Ukraine.

Why don't they give it to the NHS?

The UK just seems like it's falling apart.

It's such a mess.

Everyone's going on strike— trains, NHS,

the bin men.

They're going to have to raise taxes so

that they can afford the NHS.

Or they're gonna have to charge people to

use it.

I haven't really been following the UK

news.

When you're so far away from the UK, it's

hard to care anymore.

When you're living there, then yeah, you

kind of

care, but it, it feels like it's so far

away now.

Out of mind, out of sight, as the saying

goes.

I need to get my hair cut.

It's getting weird looking.

The Princess of Thailand.

Oh yeah, something happened to her.

How did you know?

My girlfriend said she was going to have a

work meeting next month, but it's been

cancelled.

Apparently all work meetings and holidays

get cancelled and postponed if someone in

the royal family has a health problem.

Have I been outside lately?

Yeah, I went out on the weekend.

I went for sushi, went shopping.

I can't believe this weekend's Christmas

Day already.

I just don't feel any excitement for

Christmas now.

I used to feel excitement.

I feel a bit sad.

My sister and her boyfriend went back to

see my mum.

Brought the cat, Pushkin, the kitten.

A part of me wishes I was there too, but

you know, I gotta be in Thailand.

Looks like I'm skipping another Christmas.

I skipped last Christmas too, I was in

Manchester.

Actually, I miss— I miss the cat more than

anyone else.

I want to play with Pushkin.

He was cute.

He's so big now.

Last time I saw him was about 4 months

ago.

I talked to my mum yesterday.

She said Auntie Gladys and Auntie Elsie

died.

They were my grandmother's sisters.

I can't believe they were still alive.

My grandmother died ages ago.

How are they still alive?

They lived until like 100 years old.

So all of my grandmother's generation are

all dead now.

Uncle Fred, Uncle— Auntie Elsie, Gladys,

and my grandmother Dorothy.

Her husband Tom, my granddad, all dead.

That generation.

Next to go are the

my uncle's nasi generation.

I can't believe my dad was the first of my

uncle and aunties to go.

So she said she went to that funeral and

then her other friend Pamela died.

I mentioned her earlier, the black woman

from Barbados.

And she has a husband, Scott Parkinson.

I think he's still alive.

Everyone dying.

Your stepdad's been cranking out shorts.

Yeah, he's trying to go viral on YouTube.

He kept asking me when he's going— when is

he going to be on my channel.

I kept saying— I kept saying I'm not sure.

I thought I'd go flying with him and film

me, my mum, and him.

But I changed my mind because I made that

Elden Ring, it went viral, and I felt like

sitting in a plane would get like 6K

views.

Rather focus on Elden Ring.

He really wants to blow up on YouTube.

I said— I don't know if I should say that.

I said he— I don't know if you guys know

what he does for a living, but it involves

driving.

I said you should make a video of a day in

the life of a

something-something driver, but he said he

can't because then the company might find

out and then moan about it.

Imagine my mom gets more views than me.

Why is everyone trying to make a YouTube

channel now?

Chihiro tried making one.

Even my sister's doing YouTube.

I kept saying people are stupid for not

having a YouTube channel.

Everyone should have one because it's like

easy money.

If you can get a couple virals, you can

build an audience.

I built my entire audience off of

basically one video or 2 videos.

Just because 2 videos went viral, I

managed to grow a pretty good-sized

audience,

and then I alienated nearly all of them by

being weird.

Good job.

Hmm, 260 views in 15 minutes.

I don't think it's gonna do great.

I think it's gonna get like 500 or 600

views in the first half hour, and then

rank— probably gonna do better than— I

think it might do better than Why I Regret

Lying to My Girlfriend or How to Cheat on

Your Girlfriend.

But not better than the, the vlog outside.

Yeah, the only people who want to make a

channel are either narcissists or they

want to make money.

A lot of people are attracted by the

money,

but the people who started YouTube without

the lure of money are narcissists.

Because I started YouTube without ever

thinking I'd make money off it.

I thought, okay, I might make $20 here and

there.

I made it because I wanted to be on camera

and I wanted to be like a YouTube star.

I mean, I wanted the money, but when you

start off YouTube, you don't expect there

to be any money because there's no money.

You're not going to get any money until

years later unless you're really lucky or

you really know what you're doing.

Like, you've identified your target

audience and then you make great content

targeting that audience.

If you're just like sitting in your

bedroom making random crap hoping that

something's going to go viral, I mean, you

could go viral, but it'll take years or

take a lot of luck.

Yeah, some want to help people, but

they're pretty rare.

People like Dr.

K, I can tell he really wants to help

people.

Total Biscuit seemed like he really wanted

to help people.

You can't really blow up on Twitch.

Twitch is really difficult.

You need to get like a clip that goes

viral on YouTube or something and then get

another streamer to notice you and then

hopefully raid you

and then do some collabs.

You really need to network on Twitch.

Yeah, everyone was raiding each other when

Andy was in Japan.

And Jake and Bake, and that Andy Japandi

Guy and Cash Meoww, they're all raiding

each other and collabing together, sharing

each other's audiences.

That's how you grow on Twitch.

You can't really clickbait on Twitch and

get search results like you do on YouTube.

I heard that 99% of the views on Twitch

trickle down from the number one top

streamer, which is probably xQc or someone

else, Mizkif.

But it's very hard to— I think it's very

hard to grow on Twitch unless someone

bigger is shouting you out and

Helping you and collabing with you.

What's Daniel's target audience?

I have no idea.

I guess it's people who have social

anxiety but also

want sex with women, but they find it

difficult, or they want to travel to

Japan.

It's like Japan sexpat incel audience and

NEET audience who can't— who don't want to

get a job.

I wasn't really expecting that to be my

audience, but that's what it is.

I thought maybe I'd have viewers who

are interested in Japan,

but you get 2 types of people interested

in Japan.

You get like the shady people who just

want to bang Japanese girls, and Then you

get the wholesome people who like Chris

Broad's channel, who want to travel

and experience the culture and eat the

food.

I saw Ice Poseidon go to a Japanese castle

and he kept calling it a temple and he was

like, what the hell's up this temple?

It looks like it's been built in the year

2000.

There's all concrete and elevators and and

electricity inside of it.

It's because most of the castles in Japan

got burnt down in World War II from the

bombing, and they just rebuilt the

burnt-down temples, but they're complete

reconstructions, so the interior is all

concrete and like metal, and they used to

have an arts exhibition inside of it.

He kept calling it a temple, it was so

annoying.

That's not a temple, it's a castle.

Watching Ice is frustrating because he'll

keep saying stuff that's completely wrong

and you feel the need to correct him, but

you know he doesn't really care.

Just get this really strong urge to tell

him that he's wrong.

I think Osaka Castle's the same.

Inside, it's very modern looking.

Doesn't look like a traditional castle.

I went to Himeji Castle as well.

I went on this date with this Japanese

woman.

She was pretty attractive,

but we only met once.

They dropped loads of bats with incendiary

devices.

Who did?

The Allies?

Or the Japanese bombed themselves?

I heard the Allies did a lot of

firebombing, which actually killed more

people than the A-bombs killed.

They would have like these tornadoes of

fire that would rip through the towns and

it would suffocate people because it would

just suck up all the oxygen and then burn

everything to the ground.

But no one seems to talk about that.

It's always the A-bombs.

But I think Japan is a way better country

to live in now than America.

Even though Japan lost the war and was

devastated,

Japan came out to be a better country.

So many people would say they'd rather

live in Japan than America.

I heard Japan did something to the

markets.

I don't really understand it.

Did they sell?

I think they sold a load of US Treasuries,

which is good for the yen but bad for the

dollar, which means it's bad for me.

I need the dollar to stay strong,

otherwise I'm going to be broke.

Okay, so I have a shocking revelation.

I have been spending way too much money,

but I don't know what I could cut down.

So I'm going to try and list everything I

spent to try and find out where all this

money's gone.

So the first 2 days I was stupid and I

booked a 5-star hotel

in Bangkok, which cost me £294.

And then Holiday Inn after that crazy

husband thing happened.

I booked that for 6 days and that cost me

about 291.

So 2 nights in a 5-star hotel was the same

as 1 week in Holiday Inn.

Oh yeah, the plane ticket.

We need to go chronological order.

Plane ticket to Thailand was about 581,

and then I had to buy

travel insurance.

That cost me about 200.

And I bought the LiveU—

LiveU bonding service cost

420.

And then I never even livestreamed out.

I did one livestream outside.

No, I did 2.

I did one on Twitch and one on YouTube.

I did it on Twitch and I had like 40

viewers.

I got 52 viewers now, so I get more

viewers by not doing IRL.

I just don't have an IRL audience.

So that's already like 1,500.

And then,

so the first apartment was 25,000 baht.

It was supposed to be 20,000 with the 5K

as insurance, but my girlfriend kept it

and then used it for petrol and stuff.

£590.

So the second— no, the first apartment

cost me,

uh, £591,

and then the second apartment has cost me

a total of

Um, let me get my calculator.

Plus 10,000, 44,000 baht.

So I haven't saved any money.

I keep saying, oh, my rent's 250 a month,

but I've already paid 4 months rent in the

span of a month and a half.

So that was £1,040.

Jesus Christ.

Might as well just lived in

a hotel

because we moved in last month, I think

18th.

So it's been a month and I'll be here for

another 2 weeks.

So I'm only going to be here for a month

and a few weeks and then Vietnam.

And if I can't get back in

Well, then I gotta go somewhere else,

which means spending even more money.

And then there's petrol.

I've been paying about— I'm not

sure if she took my money.

She asked for petrol money yesterday.

It usually costs about

I think about £30 to fill up the tank.

So maybe 4 times a month, maybe £140.

And then we've got my

UK SIM card is costing me

£40 a month,

but we're trying to calculate 3 months, so

times by 3 would be £120.

Times by 3, this would be—

what's £140 times 3?

420.

Um, bonding service, travel insurance,

yeah, that's all fine.

And then Thailand SIMs have cost me maybe

Hmm, I'm pretty sure I spent like £80 on

the first month and then I renewed them

for another £60 or £50.

Let's just say 250 Thailand SIMs.

So I got 4 SIM cards.

So it cost me like £30, then £50, then

probably another £30,

and then times 2.

And my girlfriend got me 2 cheaper SIM

cards which were like £20 for each of

them,

and then we topped them up.

Yeah, maybe £270.

So far on SIM cards,

so far we have—

I should do this in an Excel spreadsheet—

581, 294,

291, 200, 420,

591,

1041,

420, 120,

270.

Oh my God, that's 4,000 already.

Do a subtotal.

Subtotal is

428, 4228.

We're only halfway there.

So the live view, I guess you could say,

was a waste of money since I never

streamed outside much.

But I really thought the girlfriend

wouldn't work out, I'd be living in guest

houses, and I wanted to do streaming like

Ice is doing.

Things didn't really turn out that way.

I guess the 5-star hotel could have been

avoidable,

so I could have saved £600.

Still, that's quite a lot of money even if

you take off £600.

Yeah, we haven't even done food yet or the

trip to Pattaya.

So Pattaya trip cost about— I swear I took

out 20,000 and then it was all gone at the

end of it.

So that's like— not, no, not 20,000,

10,000.

So I think I spent maybe 220 or 230 for a

weekend

and then Food, I don't even know.

The first month we went to a lot of

expensive restaurants

because when I first got to Thailand, I

didn't really have a good sense of the

money.

I thought 1,000 baht was not much.

I thought 1,000 baht was like 1,000 yen,

but 1,000 baht is like £25.

And

I was spending— I went to some restaurants

where the bill came to about 1,000 500

baht just for my meal because I got wagyu

beef or something.

If I stayed at my mum's house,

I wouldn't have to pay this.

I wouldn't have to pay for petrol,

wouldn't have to pay for the Thai SIM

cards, wouldn't have to pay for the plane

ticket.

Yeah, I'd have a lot more money if I just

stayed at home.

Food.

I feel like I'm taking out 10,000 baht

every 2 weeks,

which is about £250.

So we go shopping and usually the bill is

about 1,500, and that usually lasts the

whole week.

For groceries.

So that's, uh, 6,000 plus restaurants on

the weekends.

You probably spend like 10,000 a month on

food, so that's about 250.

So for 3 months, that'd be 750.

Can you get cereal at home?

Yeah, I did get some.

I had 2 British girlfriends.

Remember I was dating 2 British girls at

the same time?

That was funny.

But I only effed both of them once because

one of them bruised up and then couldn't

move for like a month.

The second one I just didn't really find

very attractive, and she made me use a

condom,

so I didn't really feel like paying for

hotels, but we kept going on dates.

Any face reveal for today?

No, I don't think so.

It didn't make any difference.

I put on the webcam yesterday and then the

view— viewer numbers just went down even

more.

I went down to as low as, I think, 48

viewers.

I can't believe I dropped that low on

YouTube.

YouTube always had a couple hundred

viewers.

It really doesn't make a difference.

I don't think anyone's gonna decide to not

watch just because they can't see my face.

They decide not to watch because I've got

nothing interesting to say.

Let's see how the new video is doing.

Oh, 7 out of 10.

Well, at least it's not a 10 out of 10.

My response to Abroad in Japan video got

10 out of 10.

It was really bad.

What I want is a lot of people commenting

to give it some more engagement.

I'm hoping to trigger people who think I'm

lying and twisting the story, so then they

go, Daniel's lying.

If you listen to Chihiro's side of the

story, this isn't what happened at all.

I'm trying to get people to comment.

I want lots of comments

to get some debate going.

I wish Chihiro would say something,

then I could use it for a video.

Chihoro, someone wrote in the comments.

You've blocked all the trolls who would

have commented?

No, I unbanned everyone,

I think, a month ago.

Chihiro doesn't want to do anything to

give me content.

Okay, what else did I pay for?

Hmm, um,

Vietnam trip.

Does that— does that count?

I don't think that counts.

That would be like a separate thing, won't

it?

We're currently at about 5,000 something.

That's already too much.

How has it been so expensive?

I don't get it.

Because these don't look like a lot of

expenses.

I can't stop this one.

I need my UK SIM card.

I can't stop this one because I want her

to come back at night.

If I don't give her money for petrol,

she'll just stay at the house.

I want to have sex in the night, so

obviously I'm gonna pay that.

That was unavoidable because I need to pay

for a place to live.

This was avoidable, the LiveU thing.

I'm also paying £20 a month for 4 years

for the LiveU.

I don't know if the Vietnam trip would

count.

Would it count?

Maybe it does count.

Vietnam plane tickets cost me about 300.

I'm gonna pick some really cheap hotels

for Vietnam.

I'm not booking a 4-star.

We're gonna have to put like 3 stars.

I don't want to spend more than— I want to

spend maybe £150 max for hotels in

Vietnam.

I think really for Vietnam, a week of

hotel should cost about £120 or £100.

I don't care if it's like a crap hotel.

I'm not really going to Vietnam to have a

nice time.

Just going there because I have to.

No, I had to buy her a plane ticket.

How good is the cereal?

It's pretty good.

It's a lot cheaper than having to pay for

it.

I mean, I am paying for it in a way, but

if I was in Japan alone, I'd probably end

up going to Tobitsu Shinchi a lot.

And Tobitsu Shinchi is— the cheapest you

would get is probably $120 for 20 minutes.

When I was married, I used to go to Tobu

Zashinji maybe twice a month, plus a few

Chinese massage parlors here and there.

I reckon I was spending like $400 or $500

a month on cereal when I was married.

Paying for it gets expensive.

If you just do it once a month, then okay,

it's not too bad.

But as someone who wants to have a lot of

sex, I would want to do it like twice a

week or once a week.

So then that would cost me, what, $700 or

$800 a month

just for a 20-minute bang.

That's kind of hit or miss if it's good or

not.

You go in there and you look at the girl

and she looks okay, but then you get naked

and then the sex is just bad.

It's really hard to tell.

So then you might pay $120 and then it was

really crap sex and you felt like, I might

as well just jerked off.

Jerking off would have been better.

If I was in Japan,

some of these expenses could have been

eliminated.

Like petrol would be eliminated,

Thailand SIM cards would be eliminated,

but I need to get internet in Japan.

I found a pocket Wi-Fi website.

And they can provide you with super fast

pocket Wi-Fi for $250 for 6 months, so

that's pretty cheap.

It's unlimited, supposed to be high speed.

If I get 2 of those,

I should be good for streaming.

20 minutes too short.

Yeah, if the sex is good, you end up

wanting more and extending it, and then

you spend even more.

I spent, I think, nearly $300 or $400 on

one girl because it was actually really

good.

I wanted it to keep going, and we were

having sex for like 40 minutes.

I extended it twice.

She was kind of average looking, but the

sex was so good.

I feel like physically we had good

chemistry.

And none of the Thailand content has blown

up or anything, so it's not like coming to

Thailand has really made me a lot of

money.

I could have gotten the same views by just

staying at home in England.

Only that ex-husband thing got 18k views,

which was pretty good, but it only made

$50.

So the CPM sucked.

I make $50 off a 5K livestream.

Could easily make that back home in

England, just in my bedroom.

So it's not like coming to Thailand has

given me loads of content opportunities.

If I stayed at home, I would be up 8,000.

I'd have like 28,000.

But then, you know, I wouldn't have a

girlfriend.

What else did I spend my money on?

Is having a girlfriend worth it?

Uh, yeah, I think so.

Depends how hot she is.

If she was really hot, then I'd definitely

say it's worth it.

But I do think it's worth it to get away

from my mum for a bit.

She was driving me crazy.

What else did I spend it on?

I bought a few T-shirts and stuff.

Clothing, I bought some new trousers as

well, so

that cost me about

probably like £250 on clothing.

The trousers were about £40 each.

I got 2 of them.

I got a few t-shirts.

I bought a pair of jeans which I never

wore because they were too tight.

I tried them on in the fitting room and it

was fine.

I brought them back home, put them on, and

it felt like trying to put on a pair of

trousers soaked in super glue.

So I don't like wearing jeans anymore.

Jeans are very uncomfortable.

So I have, uh, 4,228 plus

230 plus 750

plus 300 plus 250.

5,758.

I'm missing something.

I'm missing another 2,000-something.

2,500?

What am I missing?

Ah, I've been paying £200 a month for tax.

For some reason, my tax was quite a lot

last year.

I think it was like 2,600.

But I chose to pay it in monthly

installments.

But that doesn't really count for

Thailand,

so that would be another £600.

Also, for the live views, costing me £20 a

month,

so now I'm at £6,400.

Where's the other £2,000 gone?

I thought Thailand was gonna be cheap.

I thought it'd be like 250 a month for

rent, 100 for food.

We could do

avoidable costs.

So live view,

420.

And the 5-star hotel was definitely not

necessary.

You could have just gotten a cheap hotel

for 2 days.

But I wanted to impress her.

I wanted a nice hotel for the first day.

So I could have saved

700.

I feel like I didn't need to buy travel

insurance because they didn't even check.

It says you need to buy it, it's a

requirement, but they don't check or

anything.

The rest of it's not really avoidable.

I guess I could have spent a bit less on

the food, but just a couple hundred, so I

could have saved maybe a thousand, but

then still I've spent a lot of money.

I just don't understand why.

Oh yeah, the visa extension, that cost me

£20,

but then there was a lot of taxis and

trains and stuff.

Well, the visa itself cost me— I even

accidentally bought 2 visas because one of

them wasn't processing, so I applied

again.

I think the visa cost—

wasn't it like £100 for one application?

And then I had to spend 2,000 baht,

probably nearly 4,000, to get it extended,

which is

probably like £80, maybe £75.

How long can I live this life?

How long can I keep this life?

I don't know.

At this rate, I'm gonna start having to

take money out my bank saving account.

So I'm spending more than I'm earning.

Yeah, I got £87 back from the driving

license Which was a nice surprise.

I didn't think I'd see that money again.

I thought they weren't going to do

anything.

They said you have to wait