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Um,

oh, hey Relentless. Yeah, I think we're gonna go to the reservoir today. Weather seems okay.

Feeling better today as well.

Yeah, my neck hurts. When I was in the shower, felt it sting.

Look at the back of my neck. Damn.

Damn. It's quite pale under my chin where the chin blocked the sun, like my throat, but then my shoulders—

ouch.

I really gotta be careful from now on, put sun cream on every time I go out. It wasn't even that hot the other day. But it's gonna get hotter.

BBC weather. But today it's really cloudy, but I should put on the sun cream anyway. I need to tan the rest of my body.

Yeah, but if I take my shirt off, the rest of my body would go this color and then the rest of it would go even darker. It's like that episode on Friends when Ross gets the spray tan. And he gets all different levels. And this covered my face and neck and arms and then exposed my torso.

My back's so pale compared to my neck.

Oh my God.

Yeah, last night I made $220,

so I'm sitting at $2,200 made in 10 days. Pretty good. At that rate, make $6,500 in a month.

And we've got one— we've got 3 days until next payout. I really want to get this as high as I can. Got rent due.

I'm current— my current payout is at £879.

So I've got 3— I don't know when the cutoff is. I think maybe I've got 2 days. Tomorrow— today,

today, tomorrow, and the 1st of July are probably the last days before the payout deadline. So 3 days. Should be able to make

£1,374 by 2nd of July, which is $1,800. Try and get $1,800 by 2nd of July.

What is a savelice? A sausage?

Monthly rent, £900 a month, but I've got electricity, £150, internet, £30, payments for this monitor, £50. What else? Water bill. I've got 2 weeks to pay that, so I don't have to pay that straight away.

So outgoing is probably like £1,100. In the beginning of July.

Oh my God, did you hear that?

I can't do it the other way.

It is a special meaty sausage with a mixture of blended spices wrapped in a red skin made out of who knows what. I don't know what that red skin is or why it's red in the first place.

Hope once your debt's paid off you take it to the next level. In what way? Like, what is the next level?

Because TB is disappointed that even with the extra money I'm not talking to people on stream, but that never required money in the first place. You don't need money to talk to people. It's just I don't want to talk to people. I don't want to point the camera in people's faces. I get very nervous actually when I'm

walking and people walking towards me. I point the camera the other way. I don't want them to get mad thinking I'm like filming them.

So I don't know why people expecting I'm going to start shoving my camera in people's faces and talking to them. Really silly to expect that.

I don't want to get in trouble. I mean, I did that in Japan. I accidentally panned my camera around at some youths and they chased me down because they thought I was creeping on them.

People can get scary with cameras. Some people very against being filmed. Didn't Ginny get punched in the face by some guy in France because he thought she was filming him? Yeah, you gotta be careful. Some people really get upset with the filming thing.

You just don't know if you're dealing with a crazy person or not.

It's not worth the risk.

So I'm gonna make breakfast quickly. What time is it? Oh God, it's half 10 already. I woke up late. I slept so much. Slept nearly

8 or 9 hours.

I'm going to the reservoir and then I want to take a hike into the moors.

Got the Nighthawk charging. Yeah, it does seem like it's charging at a higher speed, so it should charge faster than it's discharging. But maybe I'll try the whole taking the battery out. I'm just worried if I take the battery out and I don't know, the cable gets yanked and the whole thing will shut down.

Visit Brighton. Uh, I don't really want to go to cities where there's a lot of people, and it's quite far away. It would be at least 2 hours drive.

Sausage, hash browns, bacon,

orange juice.

Uh,

Brighton's pretty far actually, because from my house, my mum's house, it's about an hour something drive. So it's like 3 hours drive probably.

One hash brown.

Yeah, maybe just one sausage. I don't want to overeat.

Woke up about an hour ago.

I don't know if it's the streaming all day every day that's draining me, or if it's the sunburn thing.

I don't know if the mental drain for streaming is that bad.

Don't know, I feel tired. I just need some food.

I feel like this bread's gonna go off if I don't eat it quickly.

Don't know if we're gonna get the saveloy today. I can picture if I'm out late and then I head back at like 3 or 4, some of these chip shops might be open.

Oh,

everyday streaming.

I'm gonna test out the Nighthawk again, see how it does.

I'm thinking if it really doesn't seem to make that much of a difference and the SIM card's strong enough on its own— I mean, basically the point of the Nighthawk is because I'm in the countryside, but obviously if I'm in Japan or Thailand in a city, I don't need the Nighthawk because the internet is going to be

really good there, isn't it? So I could send it back and get back another 4:50. I feel like I'm trying hard to get connection just because I'm in Devon, which is like middle of nowhere.

Although I guess it won't hurt to have, so I just go to Asia, pick up a SIM card, put it in.

Doesn't hurt to have stronger connection.

Why not? Oh, poo on my egg again. What? Can't they clean the eggs?

I wish I had some olive oil. That would make the toast taste good. Maybe I'll drop by a Tesco on the way home. I get olive oil.

What else? Some kind of moisturizer would be good, actually. Maybe I should start looking after my skin.

Oh no, someone sent aloe vera today, so I'll just use that.

Yeah, I got sun cream. I'll put that on before I go.

I wish there was a way to remotely start the stream so I could just drive there and then start the stream.

Streamlabs has a remote app. But it doesn't support Kick. Ouch. There's no Kick option. I downloaded the Streamlabs Controller remote app and you can only log into YouTube and Twitch, but there's no Kick. So I looked at this app called AnyDesk Remote Desktop Controller and it's just full of negative reviews by people who got scammed by Indian

scammers who tricked them into using it.

Because I can't press the go live button if I'm not at the laptop.

TeamViewer, is it safe? Yeah, maybe. How does it work? Does it just copy my desktop onto my phone screen? Because then I could press go live, but then I don't know, I kind of like starting off in the morning with breakfast and stuff like that. I just thought maybe I'd feel less anxious.

I feel less anxious if maybe I just drive there alone and then start the stream.

Bacon and eggs every day, very healthy.

Careful not to get the poo in it.

Oh voilà! I feel like I'm a line chef or something.

Uh, it's raw in the

middle.

Uh, one bacon chip.

How's the sunburn? It's starting to sting a little bit. I thought it was fine, but

stung a little bit in the shower, especially around my neck. The neck's bad.

Breakfast.

No, meglio.

Look at my neck.

嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。

What's wrong with chopsticks?

Easy to use, agile, fast.

See, look, can't do this with a fork.

Can't do that with a fork.

啊。

Oh yeah,

food.

はい。

啊，嗯，啊。

Put my sun cream on.

What are we doing today? Going to the reservoir and then trek in the moors.

My back kind of hurts.

I gotta do a video.

Idiots, come over to Kick. Stop whining about how Kick's bad. Help me make more money, stupid.

Hey guys on YouTube who won't come to Kick because you keep saying— no, that's not good, start over. Hello to the people who are still on YouTube and refuse to come over to Kick. Just to let you know, I am going on a car trip with Mushroom on Kick. Would be ever so nice if you could join

us and stop being

Let me brag about how much money I made.

And just in case you're wondering how much money I've made and don't believe it, I've made $2,170 in only 10 days of streaming on Kick. So if I stream on Kick for a whole month, I can make $6,000 and still people are telling me to get a job. Okay, have fun with your job. I'm really doing a

good job at selling Kick, aren't I?

Idiots with your jobs.

Come watch my Kick stream so I don't have to get a job like you. Haha. Well, I'm thinking if I trigger them, they'll all write comments. And then it will boost the engagement.

Come watch my stream so I can become rich.

Oh, what else? I could give them like more updates. What updates are there though?

Um, do I have any updates to tell the people who didn't come to Kick?

Not really, to be honest, apart from just streaming every day and driving. Nothing has really happened.

Updates, I got severely sunburned.

And some updates, you might be wondering why I look orange. It's because I got severely sunburned doing IRL streaming in the sun on the cliffs and the beaches that you probably missed because you are on YouTube and not on Kick. Damn, my hand looks— my hand looks massive from this angle. Look at the size of my hand.

It looks huge, like a massive giant forearm.

Um, what else?

I look so red.

I look the same color as my curtain almost.

The hair looks better now I've washed it and reshaped it a little bit.

Uh, what else? That's it really. I guess that's fine.

All who are still on YouTube and refuse to come over to Kick, just to let you know, I am— get a thumbnail.

I don't like this new phone— I mean, iOS camera app. The buttons are weird.

Oh, there it is. It was better before. Now they've changed it. Okay.

There, thumbnail.

I look so red.

Okay, upload video.

Scared me.

I got all these— hello to the people who are still on YouTube. I got all these dick pic videos on my phone that I took to send to Moon.

Do you think she still looks at them?

Doing IRL car trip stream on Kick now.

My neck kind of hurts.

Oh, that's the title. That's why.

Uploading the new video.

His head looks half as big, so is that an improvement?

I don't know why this part of my head always looks massive.

But I flatten it down, it looks normal, and then it bounces back up again.

Look, I can't get it to stay down.

Or is it just the camera angle? Because look, now it looks kind of normal. They're normal now,

but now it looks like I've got a cone head. Look.

I think it's the camera angle.

Hello to the people who are still on YouTube and refuse to come over to Kick. Just to let you know, I am going on a car trip with my stream on Kick. Would be ever so nice if you could join us and stop being stubborn. In case you're wondering how much money I've made and don't believe it,

I've made The mic on the iPhone sounds so bad. $2,170 in only 10 days of streaming on Kick. So if I stream on Kick for a whole month, I can make $6,000,

and still people are telling me to get a job. Okay, have fun with your job. Hey, you might be wondering why I look orange. It's because I got severely sunburnt. iPhone mics sound so bad. Terrible mics.

11 o'clock. Oh my God, it will take 20 minutes to get there. I really want to leave at half, half 11. I'm gonna put my sun cream on. Oh my God.

Oh, it squirts everywhere.

Oh, oh, it squirts out so hard.

Oh,

why does it come out so hard and watery?

Oh God, I hate putting on sun cream. It looks sticky.

Oh, this spray thing sucks.

Oh, it squirts really hard.

Yeah, Sunny plays the drums. Why, why do you want to know?

I should put my neck— put it on my neck.

Gosh,

put it on my arms too.

Nose

doesn't seem too sticky.

My forehead.

On my forearms.

I bet it rains today.

I put all this sun cream on, it probably rains.

I can't risk it.

Should be

fine.

Where's the notebook?

What's your streaming schedule? Every day, 10 AM to 1 AM UK time. My schedule is basically always on for 15 or 16 hours.

Okay, I think that's enough cream. Maybe I should bring it with me. It says to reapply it every 2 hours.

Might break a bit.

Okay, okay, okay.

Oh, oh, I nearly dropped the night gear. Oh Jesus, that was close.

I don't know how the cable got stuck in the cabinet. I nearly dropped it.

Nighthawk. I put the EE in the Nighthawk.

Yeah, it's charging properly now. 5 watts.

Yeah, I put my sunscreen on just now.

Oh, I'm excited! I like that feeling of having a plan, going and doing it, finishing it, coming home, relax— relaxing, relaxing, and having a drink and a tea, maybe a pot noodle.

Okay, what do we need? Maybe the ozone.

I think the cat's coming around. I just saw the cat around the front door. It's probably coming around the back now.

Seems like a cat.

Can you see him?

Don't know. Really got to sort out the garden. It's looking like a mess.

No, I'm not taking a 2-week break. I'll take a 2-week break to hope that it will boost viewership by 20%, and then I lose out on 2 weeks of money. Boosting the viewership by like 20% is not worth losing 2 weeks of money.

The only way it'd be worth it is if by taking a 2-week break it would boost the viewership by 100%, because then it would double what I would have missed out on.

No, I think if you take a break, it's going to affect your viewership, make it decline. Unfortunately,

we're all so bored, and yet you're all still here.

Getting a lot of messages on Japan Cupid recently. Sophie, 35, from Germany. Hmm, it's funny, your Japan Cupid is dead because you don't use it, but then you log in once and the algorithm starts matching you with all these people again.

Maybe trip to Germany to meet a Sufi.

Um, we might have to go onto the big road today to get to the reservoir.

I might need toilet. I'm just waiting for some movement.

I

think it's a free car park. You've got several ways to get there. Could go that way, or I could go this way. 4 minutes difference. If you go this way, there's more like little turns, whereas this way is the straight line and then just one turn. I think I like this one more, although that bit looks a

bit messed up. Like, what the fuck's that? Like, I go down there, I go all the way down there, and then I go all the way back up.

I guess that's the only way to get onto the big road.

Had to time out that guy. He's whining nonstop. How was his problem?

Oh God, I don't know why these people are so insufferable, negative, whining all the time.

If you don't want to watch the stream, then don't watch the stream. Jesus Christ, go do something else then. Why are they whining?

Like they say it's boring and then they sit there for all the stream whining all the time. Go and do something else then.

No one's forcing you to be here.

Bring some snacks.

Bring the snacks and the Coke.

Oh, there's stains all over my white shirt.

I'll wear my black jumper.

Stains all— oh, look.

Um, I don't think it's hot today. I'll wear my black jumper on top.

There's hair everywhere. I don't know how my hair goes all over the floor. Constantly having to pick it up.

Yeah, imagine making fun of me all the time because I don't make much money, and then when I do make much money, you get upset because I'm making much money. So stupid.

You know, the annoying thing is they might be happy for me if I got a job and made much money, but because I'm making much money by doing this It like triggers them somehow.

Where are we going today? We're going to the reservoir and then a trek into the moors

and maybe some sausage if I'm in a good mood. We still don't have the outcome.

See what the weather's like. Cloudy, good, so I won't get burned.

Hope it doesn't rain.

Switch over to the server, hold on.

Uh, why would I get tax evasion problem in Thailand when I'm living in the UK?

Makes no sense.

Set up my IRL backpack.

I think the rule is if you're in Thailand for over 180 days, then you're supposed to pay tax, so then just leave before 180 days.

Make

sure I'm connected to the right connection.

Um,

data. On

Nighthawk. On.

Oh wow, Nighthawk's looking kind of crazy.

How

is it looking?

I think everything's set up properly. Let me check.

Taking you on a road trip.

Taking you on road trip.

Word cash to eight twenty one twenty two right now. Yeah, getting smoother with the setup. I think it's all done. We've got Nighthawk. We've got E.T.

Yeah, getting smoother with the setup. I think it's all the selected number. If that is you, could you please, please don't say hello, don't say good morning, just say heart slash the cat. Nothing else will do. And if you do do that, you're going to instantly win that £40,000. But if you don't and the call goes to

voicemail, you know the drill. We will then add another £10,000 to the jackpot and go again. Let's forget the number we threw a text to work

Should I put Apple Music?

Apple Music or radio?

Okay, well, I'm gonna close the chat. See you in 20 minutes, I think.

He came just like driving into me.

Why does Apple Music do that weird thing where it slows the song down towards the end?

I don't like it when it does that.

Why is it making my music sound weird?

That's not what it sounds like. Doing like a weird edit to my music.

I— this is the wrong song. It's not the one I like.

I chose the wrong remix.

Yeah, not my taste really.

I chose the wrong remix of the song. I like this

one. Sucks.

That's the big rotor.

Damn, it's hot here.

Clear,

clear.

Cháu hoàn năm ông.

Quý ba ông.

60

miles per hour.

Big road coming up, guys, buckle in,

you're gonna see some speed!

Engage normal mode.

It's kind of hard to get out of here. There's no slip road.

I need sport mode. No, no, no.

Shit, they're going fast as fuck.

Come on, let me

in, let me in. Yeah,

yeah, acceleration. 50 miles, 60 miles,

70 miles per hour.

No, I'm stuck behind this farm thing now.

Overtake.

70 miles per

hour.

70 miles per hour.

Oh, hello.

Oh

shit.

It's

the police.

Pull.

Nearly there, 2 minutes.

We're in Meldon.

Oh, I gotta buy a fucking ticket.

You have to buy a ticket.

Can I park here?

I got my fucking parking ticket. Oh my God, parking, it's fucking wet.

Oh yeah.

Is it streaming?

Oh my God, I'm gonna buy a fucking parking ticket again.

Okay, there's

my car keys. Oh, my trousers are falling down. Oh my God, there's hair on me.

I put the ticket in the car.

I don't think I have to buy it, do I?

I don't think I have to buy a ticket,

or do I? Oh, I do.

Okay, I thought it was off. Start.

Last 3 characters.

Uh, um, how much time

until 4 o'clock?

£5.60. No, that's 6 o'clock. Okay.

Is it gonna print a ticket or what?

Press green. I can stay until 6 PM.

So

put this in my car. Okay, don't have any toilet. Might go to toilet first. Hold on.

Charging cable. I don't know which way to go.

I really wish I put prepared better.

Okay,

charging. I can't get the cable in.

Okay,

I'm ready.

Okay, I think I'm ready. There's

people there. Which way do I go?

People are blocking where I want to go.

Pretend I'm doing something in the car.

I'm blocking where I need to go. Why are they standing there?

Are they still there?

Was there any lag on the way here?

I think German. Some German.

Who's standing at the steps where I need to go?

Oh my God, you're at the reservoir.

Oh my God, this is dope.

Okay, here we just go.

Looks pretty nice.

Uh, okay, where's the reservoir?

It's been a while since I was on a dual carriageway. It's kind of fun.

Yeah,

I hadn't been on a dual carriageway in a while. A police car just came whizzing from behind. He was doing— he must have been doing like 90. I was doing 70 and I was catching up quick.

Goats or sheep over there. Yeah, I want to go up that hill. Oh wow, looks really nice.

It's the audio okay? It's not doing the weird thing. Oh, the weather's nice. It's warm, cloudy, so no sunburn. No wind as well. Oh, this is like perfect weather. God, it feels so nice and still and quiet.

I love it when it's cloudy. I don't have to worry about sunburn.

I only feel nervous because I'm streaming. If I wasn't streaming, I'd feel fine. Oh no, it's lagging.

Yeah, I'm gonna go to Lidford Gorge at some point. Yeah, I just, I feel silly because I'm streaming. If I wasn't streaming, I'd feel fine. So you're walking around with a selfie stick, you look kind of weird. So I've got the EE in the Nighthawk and the Vodafone in the phone right now. They,

they seem to be doing the same.

Both not doing very well.

Yeah, I hope there's signal here.

Uh, I don't know, they both seem to be kind of struggling. See how my 3— what's in this phone? Oh, this one's got Lebara.

I'll put the 3 in the streaming phone.

Wow.

Oh, it's picking up here.

Why are there no chat over there? Because the, um, the auto mod thing doesn't remove racial slurs from the on-screen chat. And I can't remove it unless I'm at home.

Whoa,

that is one reservoir.

Yeah, this is the IRL segment. We don't want stuff on the screen. You need to enjoy the view.

Wow.

Kind of reminds me of Lake Biwa.

How did it look 10 years ago?

It's probably bad signal because you're surrounded by these hills. When I get up the hill, it'll probably be a lot better.

God, Devon is so nice. Now one thing I have to thank Sunny for is introducing me to Devon.

I would never have come here if it wasn't for her.

Oh wow, I'm getting the feelings, you know, when you're in an open space and it feels nice. Maybe I'll lower the bitrate. Hold on.

See if that

helps. Wow.

It's kind of silly they put a give-way road to join the dual carriageway with no slip road, so you basically got to catch up to 70 mph traffic very quickly.

Hope no one rear-ends you.

Good thing I've got instant torque. I had to get out of Eco mode, put it into Normal mode, otherwise it takes forever to get to 60. It takes like 8 seconds to get 0 to 60. If I put it into Sport mode, I think I can get to 60 in 5 seconds. Normal mode's fine though, but you've

got to go from 0 and then go to 60 before someone behind you catches up because they're doing 70.

Might have to resort to sport mode.

Cross over here.

Do you think there's dead bodies in the water?

Is that a drone?

Imagine bringing all that hiking gear just to come here. Wow, look!

Those big steps.

Oh, it is Sunny and her new boyfriend.

It kind of looked like a build,

short and stout.

Maybe this is a signal jammer.

I bet no one's been down there in years.

I had to pay £5 parking. Every time I go out, I've got to pay £5 parking. The cost of coming outside. And also I've got to charge the car, £5, £7. I think these IRL streams cost me like £10, £11, and then I get food or go Tesco and spend another £10. Spending like £15, £20 every time

my counts out.

It's eating into my profit margin.

He's got a

drone. I'm inspecting the quality of the British stands. Not quite up to the CCP standards.

Oh look, I can go down the steps. I bet it disconnects if I go down there. The whole dam would be blocking the signal.

But you can go down here.

Why you'd want to unless you want to go down that trail.

Great business idea would be just build a car park. It's just a bit of concrete with a machine on it. You don't have to restock anything, you just let people park there and take their money. Genius business.

How do you buy or like start up a car park to make some passive income? I guess maybe it belongs to the people who own the dam. Is it a dam? Yeah, it's a dam, isn't it?

God, this would be so nice to come here on a date because you got nice views, it's nice and quiet so you can have good conversation. Without it being loud. I'd say if you go on a date, you want a place like this where you can talk and get to know each other without too many people. If

you're in a city and there's traffic, it's kind of distracting.

I'd definitely— if I was on a date, I'd definitely suggest this place.

And then you can have a nice walk. So I hate it when you go on a date and they suggest a cafe, and then you're like sitting in the cafe surrounded by people because cafes are quite small and tight. So you're surrounded by people, now you've got to make conversation with someone you've never met before, and it's

really awkward, and you're just like sipping on a drink, and then eventually the drink runs out, and then you've got nothing to do with your hands, and you're just like sitting there. And if the conversation runs dry, you're like, um, what do I do now? At least when you're outside you can like walk and then you can

do commentary on the surroundings. Like, oh look, that's a nice tree. Do you like trees? Wow, so much water. See, there's so many conversation topics you can pick if you run out of things like, well, what's your favorite color?

And then if there's no one around, you can touch a bum. Wait, how do I get out of here? Let's just push it.

There's no one around, you can touch a button, and if she doesn't stop you, it means you can proceed to the crack.

Oh, look

at

the view here. It looks like someone fell here and crashed through the fence. Holy shit, look at the fam! Look at the dam! Oh, look at my signal! I'm getting insane signal here. Well, I was, and then it dropped again. Look at the dam. I don't want to go down there, too many steps.

I was

getting a really good signal for a second. Oh, I think it's coming back in. I reckon when I go up there it'll get really good. How do I get up there? It looks kind of steep. Oh, there's like a— an old bridge or something over there.

Wow.

I don't know if I go up here. Looks kind of steep.

I'll go this way.

Yeah, this way better.

I

think signal's getting better. So the Vodafone SIM is doing better than the Nighthawk. Typical, isn't it? At the cliff, the EE was doing better than the Nighthawk Vodafone. Now it's the other way around.

Why does it seem like the SIM in the phone is always stronger than the Nighthawk? They

go up here.

Yeah, I don't know about this Nighthawk. It's not exactly blowing me away.

It just seems to be worse than SIM in the phone every time.

Yeah, I'm getting way better Vodafone signal here.

Oh God, getting tired.

Weather's so nice. No sun.

Oh my God, look at that!

Oh!

Oh yeah, I'm not getting some— this is so nice. No sun, no wind, no rain. Oh my God, I love it.

Someone's flying a drone.

It feels like I'm in Asia. It doesn't feel like the UK. It's like got a muggy feeling to it, like Vietnam or something.

And these hills, hills like Japanese hills.

Someone's flying their drone up there.

So the signal is actually better from the Vodafone SIM. Nighthawk is falling behind. Now I wonder if I disconnect the SIM, would the Nighthawk get stronger?

I don't think so.

Oh God, look at this hill.

Oh.

Holy shit, look at the view!

I never thought Devon would have amazing views like this. I don't think I've ever seen so many good views in any place I've travelled.

Look at the views!

Does someone mow the lawn here? Imagine driving a lawnmower down this slope.

Oh yeah, it's funny, everyone says the UK's shit and they want to go traveling. And then this is the UK,

not shit at all. Then what people talking about?

I just said this is the UK really loudly and the man was looking at me.

The sheep keep the grass short, but it's so short it looks like it's been mechanically cut. But there is poo everywhere, so I guess that's the sheep.

This is the UK, 800 million acres.

Do I love Ice Poseidon? I don't hate him.

I think he's a giant in the industry of IRL. I think that's pretty cool. There's sheep poo everywhere. Should I take some home?

Wow, look!

Look at that.

Where's my car? I think it's

somewhere behind that hill, maybe.

Oh God, that's one big hill, but the view at the top is going to be amazing.

I think— I don't know, this place or Kit Hill. This place is pretty nice.

Definitely better than the cliff and the beach. No wind. Listen to that, no wind.

I think this would have to be my number— I don't know, 1 or 2 versus Kit Hill.

I haven't been trekking into the moors yet. I was going to do it with Sunny.

And then she dumped me for live streaming. She was like, if you want to be with me, you've got to choose, Daniel. You're at a crossroads.

Being in a relationship is hard enough, even harder with it being public on YouTube. You've got to choose, Daniel. Is it me or YouTube?

Uh, I think I'll choose YouTube, thanks. Actually, I chose Kit.

Actually, I think I like this more than Kit Hill. The signal seems to be way better so far.

My ears are popping from the height. It's way greener

It feels greener and it's got a reservoir which looks really cool. I think this has to take number 1. Favorite places in Devon tier list:

um, reservoir, Kit Hill. We've only been to 3 places, so I guess beach. Beach was pretty good,

just a bit windy.

Oh,

it's cheap.

I love how anyone can just come here and you don't have to buy a ticket and it's not private land or anything.

Getting a decent signal.

The name of this place, Meldon Reservoir. Off the A30.

A30 is a pretty nice road

if you need some practice with—

if you want to ease back into motorway driving, A30 is like a nice little beginning step. I haven't done motorway driving in a long time.

Not that it's a motorway, but it's kind of like a motorway.

I'm getting hot. I might have to take off this jumper.

I'm gonna have to take off the jumper. It's too hot.

Oh God.

I

got a can of Coke.

There's food stains all over my shirt.

Uh, I guess no one's gonna care.

What?

I had the wrong lens on.

Why comment on each activity? Uh, why not?

I'm walking up the hill

on the mushroom.

The sheep

are looking at me. Yeah, connection's pretty good. But only 500 kilobits.

I had a weird dream about a girl that had— she was like a cat girl, so she had a woman's body but she was furry and had a tail. It was weird. But kind of arousing.

Maybe it's just a very hairy woman.

Maybe because I was wearing those cat ears last night.

I can feel something on my arm, but I can't see it.

I can feel something. I think it's spider webs tickling me.

All the sheep.

I guess the sheep belong to someone because they've got green spray paint on it,

but aren't they worried about their livestock just being out here?

There's no fences.

Oh, it stinks.

There's just poo everywhere.

Stinky. Oh, there's a spider crawling on me. Spin— oh,

spinning webs all over them. Oh, there's little flies all over my shirt because it's a white shirt, I guess. A little— there's little flies all over me. I think they're on my face as well.

Oh.

I feel it tickling.

Look, there's tiny little flies.

They seem to like the white shirt.

It's already half 12. I think we can easily spend 4 hours here. My parking is good until 6 PM. Maybe we get the Savoy.

Oh, getting tired.

Yeah, nice without any wind.

The coastline must absorb all the wind.

Sheep just eat grass all day.

Boring.

So you can't do this in Thailand, it'll just be too hot.

It's a nice cool breeze.

Funny, there's no people.

They're all down at the reservoir. They don't seem to come up here. I wonder why.

Hmm, hmm, don't know about the nighthawk. I'm not really impressed.

Unless it's another case of EE not being good here but Vodafone being good here.

Maybe I'll return it.

Oh God.

Oh no, people are coming.

I never know what to do. Do I speed up so they can't catch up, or should I slow down so they can overtake? Uh, the Po is green. The Po is dark green. Why is it dark green? Wow.

Do not buy the Nighthawk.

I think what would be best is you get a newer phone that has latest SIM antenna technology.

I'll try turning off the cell and leaving just the Nighthawk on.

Okay, I turned off the SIM card. Now we're just on EE Nighthawk.

Oh my God,

what? Now we're getting much faster speed on Nighthawk. I don't understand. It's like when you use 2 connections at the same time, it splits the speed 50 between the 2, but then you turn one off and the remaining one has double the speed now. Oh look, double the speed on the Nighthawk now.

The Nighthawk speed just doubled when I turned off the SIM card.

I really don't understand bonding.

So you got 2 connections to flip between, but then it throttles both speeds by 50%.

Weird. I could probably turn the bitrate up. Hold on.

Yeah, damn, I'm getting good speed now. I'm getting like 2,000 kilobits. Holy shit, does

it look better now?

Oh shit, is that a male sheep? It's got horns and its wool is all falling off.

Even, even with animals, I don't like the males because they're like hostile. That one's just staring me down now

with his little baby. Yeah, I'm scared it's gonna like charge at me.

I'm not trying to invade your territory, I'm just walking by. Shut up with your stupid territory. I mean, I'm not telling you shut up, telling the sheep to shut up.

Oh, what is that over there? It's like a load of ruins on top of a hill. I don't know why they didn't build any castles up here. It would be the perfect place, wouldn't it? Nice and high, got all the views.

Whoa, lagging.

It's weird they didn't build anything up here.

I guess there's no need to build castles here because they already conquered it. They only needed castles for Wales. In Scotland.

Wow, look.

I think they're

kids. I think it's a woman.

Oh, there's more people.

People in front of me,

but they

were basically

Damn, she got nice legs.

You know they got nice legs when they come hiking.

That guy's girlfriend's probably better looking than all the girls I've dated combined.

Unfair, isn't it?

How do you get such a hot girlfriend whilst I suffer alone?

Why must I rot here alone when guys uglier and shorter have more attractive girlfriends than I've ever had? The universe is unfair sometimes, isn't it? I'm not an ugly guy. How come I never get a girl like that?

I didn't do anything wrong. I didn't break any laws. I didn't kill anyone.

Not fair.

All I get is old women. Or fat ones.

Apart from Mila, I guess that's the one exception.

Elliot Rodger moment on the hills. And there's a bunch of people squatting over there. Oh my fucking God, I need energy to speed walk past them.

A gang of youths or something.

Gang of youths up to no good, causing trouble in the neighborhood.

Why are

they just sitting there?

Why can't they still look at that?

Oh God, oh God.

I wonder if I can go over there. It's like a video game. Anything you see in the distance, you can get to. Open world mechanics.

Looks like you're in Middle Earth. Yeah. I'm taking the hobbits to Isengard.

Aragorn!

The hobbits cannot make it! It does look like Lord of the Rings, kind of. Imagine like a horde of the orc things rampaging down the hillside. You got nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.

This is the best open world game ever.

I want to go over there. That looks cool.

I hope I know how to get back to the car.

Damn, this is nice. I want to go over there. Let's go over there. Why not? There's nothing stopping me.

But isn't Lord of the Rings filmed in New Zealand?

Do do do do do do. Thank God we don't have bears. I'd be freaked out if I was in America or even Japan. They got bears. I got scared when those horses came up to me.

I've seen videos of people hiking and the bear comes up to them. They got a spray thing and you got to yell at the bear to scare it off. I'd be like,

oh, the, the guy with the hot girl, they're all the way over there. They're quick.

Oh no, it better not start raining. I'd be so screwed if it's like— I don't think it's gonna rain.

Can't they put a shelter? Damn, they're all the way over there already. No wonder her legs are hot. She got some nice legs.

Yeah, well, I'm walking slowly so we have stable connection. They don't have a stream to manage. I'm making money here.

Damn, this is so nice! What the fuck? This is my new favorite place.

Look at those hills.

Oh God, the gang of yeehaws are behind me. Oh shit, why are they coming this way?

Why can't people leave me alone?

The internet's pretty good here. It should be better than 480p. Maybe check your quality settings.

Oh,

this is so nice. Warm, no sun.

These sheep are so lucky too. Infinite food, no predators.

What's going to hunt them? A fox?

And then in comparison, all of the zebras and deers and gazelles in Africa live in constant fear of being killed by a lion.

These sheep have it so like—

everything in Africa just kind of suffers, doesn't it? Even the wildlife.

It was better with bonding.

Uh, signal's getting a bit weak here.

It seems to get stronger when I stand still.

Uh, it could— hold on,

SIM card back on.

Oh my God, I think it's raining! Or is that sweat? It was either sweat that dripped on my neck or it was rain.

Yeah, I want to go up there.

There's spiders and flies all over me.

Yeah, I've got new emojis.

AJ suggested them.

Stole them from the Discord.

I've got my black jumper to use as a hood. Damn, look at these mushrooms!

The mushrooms are growing out of the shit.

Oh, you would go wild if you tried eating those.

People up ahead.

Are those the hot girls going up to where I want to go? Oh, there's another hot girl coming. She's got legs out. Why they all got their legs out?

Oh, I'll come in there.

My Alagira is coming 6 PM to 8. Nice, I'll be back home by then.

Damn, did you see that?

Look at those legs. Hot as fuck.

Long, tanned, evenly distributed between the thighs and the calves. 8 out of 10.

Does

she look at me?

I'm being trailed by the youths.

Wow.

I feel like I'm gonna end up miles away from my car.

I think I'm already really far away from the car.

I think what we've got to do is stop walking around 2 and then walk back, because if I walked 2 hours, it will take 2 hours to get back, wouldn't it? Otherwise I'm gonna walk all the way to— I don't know where. I want to go over there. Can I just cut through this grass?

Get away from those youths.

Excuse me, is there a toilet here? Yeah, it's over there.

The silence.

Whoa,

it's like you just landed on an alien planet

with nothing on it. It's like one of those open world games where you've got to build a base.

I'd build it up on that hill.

Death Stranding. Yeah,

it is a bit like that. My arm's getting tired.

I'll get up there, crack open the Coke.

Interesting. The nighthawk is more powerful than the Vodafone at the moment.

Huh, I have to say, this is way better than Japan. When I was doing the walking streams in Japan, I hated it. This is so much nicer.

I'm not getting triggered or mad. There aren't hot Japanese girls surrounding me turning me on.

Yeah, I can do my endless walking streams in— I mean, in England just fine. I just drive, park in some nice area, walk for 5 hours, walk back to the car, and get food back home. Easy.

I don't need to go to Japan, although I will go to Japan at some point. But not for very— maybe like a month or two.

Um, but I wouldn't— I don't know, I'd be scared doing this because Japan hates live streamers now.

So maybe— you know what, why don't I rent a car in Japan and then go out of the cities and go to nice places and stream in the countryside in Japan? Because I always just end up in a city in Japan. Now I'm good at driving, I just rent a car

and then we explore the countryside. We do a road trip from, I don't know, Hokkaido down to Fukuoka. I sleep in the car too. That sounds like a journey.

I think I can rent a car from one end and then return it at the other end. Although I don't know, I've got to deal with all the Japanese. It'd be nice if I had a Japanese girlfriend with me to do all the talking. I can't be bothered to talk Japanese anymore.

I haven't used Japanese in

ages. Ah, it's a sheep staring at me.

They look kind of dirty.

Uh, oh, there's flies everywhere.

Hello, I'm friendly.

It looks kind of standoffish.

How do you say unfriendly in sheep?

Hello.

Meh. Meh. What does it mean when they say that? It's turning its back, it means it's not bothered.

Meh.

Oh

yeah, run away. Must be boiling hot with all that wool.

I'm scared of those goats that ram you. I think sheep— male sheep might be like that, maybe less aggressive.

But those are female sheep. Breedable.

So if they got horns, it means they're male.

Wow. Oh my God, the youths are coming this way as well. Oh, for fuck's sake, they can go any direction, they're coming the same way I'm coming.

I'm sweating. I

should have brought my little towel. If it was sunny, I'd get destroyed.

I don't even know if the sun cream would be enough.

Maybe I should look into getting a hat.

I'm actually lucky it's cloudy.

It's so quiet.

My arm keeps getting tired.

Where's the hot girl? Hot girl!

Yeah, so my current payout is £870 coming on the 2nd of July. So if you include today, tomorrow, 1st of July, I should make another £500. So my total payout on payout day should be £1,272.

Not bad.

I should get that midnight July 2nd, and I've got to pay rent July 7th and electricity.

I should be way above overdraft.

I should get the Switch 2 return refund coming soon as well.

And now this arm's getting tired. The hell? Arm's getting tired so quickly.

I can't believe we're back to endless walking. I thought I was never gonna do endless walking streams again.

I said I'll never do it again when I left Japan.

Are you allowed to camp here? I feel like you could easily put up a tent.

Yeah.

Oh God, I'm thirsty.

The youths are catching up.

We're nearly at the hill.

I wonder what that red post is.

Do you remember I walked to the airport on the stream in Fukuoka and I was looking at the planes in the sky trying to follow them to the airport and the stream looked so bad? Do you remember my first attempt in Fukuoka? Last year. It was so pixelated and I was getting so angry.

I don't know what I was doing. I've got the pocket Wi-Fi, I've got the SIM. I tried streaming on the YouTube app and it worked, but it was like Minecraft.

And then I went to the Ichiran ramen shop.

Fukuoka was so boring. I went to the place I went to with chlamydia girlfriend. It felt so empty and meaningless being back there.

It's like everyone's got their own lives, social network, friends, jobs and stuff around that area, but you got nothing, so you feel like, why am I here? Not even a girl or anything. What's that post?

There are these massive mushrooms growing out of the shit.

I wonder what they are.

Poo mushrooms.

What's this? Oakhampton Firing Range. Keep out when warning flag All lights are displayed on the high ground to your left. Do not touch any military debris. It may explode and kill you. What?

I'm in a military firing range. Is this where they test out the artillery? Well, the flags are not raised.

Oakhampton Firing Range.

Uh-huh. Well, I don't hear any firing.

Why don't they have their own special firing field at the base? So they just come out into the middle of nowhere and they start shooting stuff.

It's like America. There's no trail going up here, it's just grass.

It's where they're training the troops. They're going to get sent to Ukraine. Oh, there's poo mushrooms everywhere.

Imagine growing out of a poo.

Let's find the military debris.

It may explode and kill you. Wow, really? That sheep's black. There's a completely black sheep. It's got black wool as well.

Interesting. Really? It's got black wool? I've never seen a sheep with black wool.

Maybe it turns white.

There are those, um, pole things everywhere.

I'm in the firing range.

Wow,

yeah,

guys, look at this.

Stream disconnected. I think that's my sweat dripping off my neck, not rain. I can feel water on my neck.

How I lost my arm live streaming. Oh yeah.

Is it gone?

Oh, but the flies keep buzzing in my ears.

The ground's all wet.

Man,

oh God, I'm tired.

Oh, I could probably get that saveloy. I definitely won't be back before 4 o'clock anyway.

Oh, it flew right in my mouth.

Oh, the fly went right in my mouth.

Yeah, the fly sat on poo and then it went in my mouth.

Yuck. Yeah, move on sheep, it's my place now. Look at this.

I've got a can of Coke. I really need to get a bottle of water so I can refill it.

I'm so glad it's not sunny.

I'm trying to get to the top of this.

Oh my God!

Testing. There was a bee on my phone.

I accidentally pressed the mute button.

Oh God,

scared me.

Massive bee on my phone.

You never know what you're going to encounter in the wilds. Deadly bear, pack of wolves. Always got to be prepared.

Wow. Sunny would never be able to do this. Should start crying. I want to go home.

Oh God. Oh Jesus. Oh God, damn, you don't realize how steep this is.

Oh, oh God.

Oh geez, better not be people up. Those 2 people better not be banging on the top of the hill because I'm watching. They are.

You can bang on the top of the hill because no one can see you unless you're at the top of the hill, and then you can see all around and you can easily see there's no one Like, no one's around. You could easily bang for like 15 minutes before anyone gets near the top.

Maybe I'll take Krypt here.

That's if you got enough energy to bang when you get to the top. Sure, there's always some energy left.

My neck is drenched in sweat.

Do you think Crypt has the energy to get up here?

I need a fit girlfriend for hilltop banging.

Nearly there.

Oh God, look at the view though. Better than Kit Hill, I think.

Yeah, Faster was terrible too. You walk half an hour and she'd be tired. I was basically dragging her up the mountains of Kyoto, up those steps. She has to stop every 5 minutes.

Baby, rest now.

Every 10 minutes.

I remember

I wanted to go to this park. They had these replica, replica monuments of buildings, and the idea is you rent an electric bicycle and you, you tour around the park.

But she didn't want to do it, so she drove us around the park and we just whizzed through it, and I got really mad. I was like, the whole point is you get out the car and you're supposed to ride around it. Not whiz through it in 5 minutes in the car. I didn't even get to see

anything. That was so mad. And then she took us to a cafe and I was like sulking, but she didn't realize I was sulking. I didn't want to say anything because there's no point. I mean, what are we going to do, go back?

She would never want to get out of the car.

Yeah, hiking women, they got nice legs.

It's funny because my legs look like sticks, but I'm fine. I can hike up here. Just as good as a guy with ripped legs or a woman with thick legs. People think my legs look like sticks and they've got no power, but look at me go.

I'm gonna have my Coke at the top as a reward.

Oh, the sweat is dripping down my face. It's not even hot, it's just a big bit muggy.

Connection's dropping a bit.

Nighthawk doing better than EE.

Seems like EE is not great in the countryside, but it's good on coastlines.

Weird. You think they just make a network that's good everywhere. Why are they just— why is it like one's good here, one's good there? O2 is good in cities. Why don't they just make one SIM card that's good everywhere? I don't get it. It's so silly. Government needs to like merge all the companies.

Some of them do merge, like Three. I think Three and Vodafone merged, and Lebara merged with Vodafone. They should all just merge into one.

Nice, nice. I really hope those people aren't banging on top.

Sweat.

I should get some kind of electric replenishing drink when I head back,

like a Lucozade.

Oh,

here

we go, the final leg.

Up. I wonder what's on the other side.

Oh, it goes even higher. Okay, we're not there yet then.

I thought this was the top.

At the tippity top. Not even halfway there.

It's not the final push yet.

Oh my God, it goes up there. I thought that was the top already.

Damn it, speed up.

Oh, oh, oh, I stepped in a bog!

Oh, my shoe just got drenched.

I hope it doesn't stink.

It's kind of boggy.

Oh,

oh, it's kind of boggy.

Oh, oh, oh, it's all wet. Oh God, it's all boggy.

What?

Oh shit. Oh fuck. Oh God, it's not— oh my God. Oh, my feet's drenched. Oh, can you hear it?

Oh,

that shoe's soaked.

Oh God, look

at this.

This takes

ages.

Oh, the sweat's getting in my eye.

Oh, it's like sweaty sun cream.

Why is it all wet?

Oh God.

Oh, oh, oh no, no, no. As long as it doesn't stink, I don't really care.

Oh Oh my God, oh no, I wish I brought my towel.

Okay, my feet are soaked.

I've got to get out of this bog.

Oh, thank God, rocks. There must be a better way down. I don't want to go through that again.

Oh, rocks.

Whoa, the water sweat getting in my eye.

I've got to disinfect my foot when I get home. Soap, bubbles, everything.

I

lost Nighthawk. Nighthawk down.

Nighthawk down.

I don't know what happened to the Nighthawk.

I gotta change my internet.

Vodafone's strong. Vodafone's really strong. Damn, 3,000 kilobits.

I'll use my streaming phone as a hotspot.

Jesus, Vodafone is super fast. The Nighthawk is down. I don't know what happened to it. Let's check up here.

We got strong Vodafone, so whatever. £450 bit of gear in my backpack not being of any use right now.

There's the top of the hill.

Oh, the whole rock moved.

Maybe this, this is a cemetery and these stones are the gravestones of the ancient druids.

Anyone banged up here in the entire history of humans?

Someone must have banged up here once, like the ancient cavemen.

I just think the ancient cavemen had some kind of basic economy they worried about, like how many acorns, how many acorns, how many snakes they had for trade. Imagine them worrying about the acorn stockpile.

Oh, there's like a little thing. With poles. Yeah.

As you don't know where the reservoir— oh, there it is, the reservoir.

So far away now. I'm not walking any further than this. I've walked nearly 2 hours.

The bog bacteria is mingling with my foot fungus, my toe fungus. They're having an epic battle.

Bog fungus versus foot fungus.

Who will win?

We're nearly there. God, that took ages. It looked like it's just a little hill to run up to.

I might have to reapply the sun cream.

I have a rest up here.

I hope I know the way back.

There's actually a Burger King on the way home. Could go there.

No, save money.

Yeah, I might get a saveloy.

It's going to be 4 PM by the time I get back anyway, so that one fish and chip shop should be open.

I don't know what happened to the nighthawk.

Either the battery ran out or there's no EE connection here at all.

Oh, it goes even higher up there. Could go there.

I'm never gonna get there. It's just over there. Come on,

why is it so far still?

It looks close, but it's not.

Let's go.

I

hope there's no one up here.

Oh, this is where Merry and Pippin would be having gays— I mean, cooking bacon and sausages. Bacon and sausages.

Why is there just nothing here?

You wouldn't think this is the country that colonized 75% of the world. It's like a barren wasteland.

If this was Japan

I can't tell if it's back on.

Oh God, I'm getting attacked by flies.

I think I'm back,

guys. Am I back?

Oh Jesus, there's like a— someone left a drink flask at the top and it's covered in ladybirds and bugs.

I just had no connection. For some reason. Look at this. Disgusting.

The flies are swarming at me.

Oh, get off!

Yeah, should I drink it? I don't think— these are mosquitoes. There's loads of them. They're not stabbing me. Yeah, I've got this weird metal pole up here. I don't know what that is.

There's just so many flies. Yeah, this bit is like Lord of the Rings where they light the beacon, so they'll light one there and one there. Look, like the beacon lights that one over there and it will light that one down there. It's like little rock formations at the peaks of these mountaintops.

Good thing we got connection back. Well, there's like a little building down there, a generator or something. I don't know what that is.

And the random metal pole that seems like it can move. It seems like it swings.

Yeah, it moves. Oh shit, it moves the whole thing. Oh, it's moving. Why does it move?

It seems like it can swing.

I think maybe they put a flag on it.

Wow, look at the view!

Flies all over me.

Why have they put a pole? The only thing I can think of is the flag.

Look, I'm on top of the world! Should we go to that one? I want to get my Coke first. Now we've got a signal back. Signal's really good now. It's just when I walked, I guess that rock formation was blocking the signal from under over there. So I was around there and I walked around it, and then

I came up here and I got the signal back.

Yeah, this is pretty cool. Look, screenshot.

I climbed the highest peak in Devon. 2K views, dead channel.

Where's the dam?

Oh, where's my car? I have no idea where my car is now.

I reckon it's down there.

Mono A0012 active whip antenna. Is that why I've got good internet here? But there's nothing connected to it, it's just a metal rod. With a little box on the top. Oh, there's this antenna thingy, and there's like a little generator room down there.

Yeah, maybe that's why I've got good internet up here, because of that antenna. I've got really good internet, but the Nighthawk is down. There's no EE signal. Let me see.

Nighthawk. Where is it? I keep losing it in my backpack.

It's really hot as well.

I thought maybe it overheated. It just says searching.

I think EE is just really bad here. So again, Nighthawk useless. Great. Again, I think I'm trying to test out the Nighthawk, I end up using the SIM card in my phone instead, and that's better. So this has not been a good test. I put the wrong SIM— if I put the Vodafone SIM card in Nighthawk this

time, it would be more powerful than what it is now.

I'm gonna get my Coke out.

No, not the M6 Pro, I've got the M6. So the other time I put the wrong SIM card in it for the beach, so I switched them, and actually the one I had in the Nighthawk when I was at the beach would have been better for here. So again, the failed testing. I'm not even using the Nighthawk

and the stream should be looking pretty good.

So I've got a can of Coke.

I thought I heard a car. I think it's the Coke.

The problem with drinking Coke is it all froths up.

Oh, I think a fly went into the Coke.

The flies are going to come for it because it's like sweet, sweet smelling. The problem is you drink it quickly, it all bubbles up in your mouth.

You just get a mouthful of bubbles.

Oh, that's hurt my neck.

These Cokes are not great for this because it all bubbles up.

It just exploded in my mouth.

Look

at the view.

Something on my neck.

I gotta wash this shirt, it's covered in coke now.

I'm on the top.

Hi.

I

don't know where the hot girl went. I think maybe they went that way. It's crazy because it's like you can just endlessly walk in any direction for hours and hours and hours. And there's just nothing.

This place is crazy. Look at it.

It's like on an alien moonscape.

You could walk over there to that hilltop, probably take you all day.

Just endless.

Flies. There better not be flies in my Pepsi. I mean my Coke.

I know why there's so many flies up here.

This stream sponsored by Coca-Cola.

See it focus? I'm getting covered in flies. Oh my God, get off! Look, sponsored by Coke, energizing your hikes. Huh, I'm gonna get sued by Coca-Cola.

Okay, I finished my Coke.

Oh, there's flies fucking everywhere. Oh my God, why can't they keep going on my neck?

Oh, I still got my other Coke can in my bag from last time.

I know we'll go back, I guess. They keep going in my face as well.

Excuse me.

Fuck off!

Just flies all over my face as well.

Oh, we got to get out of here. There's flies everywhere.

Oh, I'm covered in them. Oh, don't fall down here. Oh, there's one in my ear.

Oh my God, I can feel them all over my body.

Oh, where's my car?

Oh,

I got, um, Nighthawk coming back online here.

Oh, Jesus fucking hell.

I'm worried if I go down there I'm going to lose connection again, but hopefully this side should be covered.

Oh, I'm just covered.

Yeah, look at this little gray building.

I got dead flies on me too because I accidentally squished them.

I think they're attracted to the sun cream because it smells flowery.

Oh, Jesus Christ, what is this?

I don't know why there's so many flies up here.

God.

I'm gonna lose connection.

I think I got connection back.

Woman,

there's a woman sitting. She wants to buy.

Oh, I got Nighthawk back. Nighthawk is back up strong, but Vodafone is down.

Wow, Nighthawk coming in strong now.

Yeah, so the car— hmm,

where's the reservoir?

Should be somewhere down there.

I'm just battling with my connections right now.

Trying to keep the stream up.

I think I passed her earlier. She had 2 walking sticks.

Yeah, the Nighthawk is ripping now. It's like 2,500 kilobits. The Vodafone is tanking. Nighthawk ripping.

Approach? No. And say what? Lovely day. Where's my car though?

Um,

I actually have no idea which way I came from.

I think I came from over there.

Cool, Nighthawk is ripping,

ripping hard. It's weird because EE was dead on that side but Vodafone was strong. Now EE is strong on this side but Vodafone's dead.

Funny.

Look, it's just endless nothing.

Crazy, isn't it? All these people fighting wars for territory, killing each other, and then you've got this completely empty landscape where we could just move all the people there and then build like a camp. Uh, no thanks.

How about no?

How about no?

Look at the landscape. Whoa, getting

attacked by less flies. There were so many flies up there. Oh, there she is. She over there.

Imagine having orgasm at the top of the world. God, imagine having orgasm here and then just screaming out and your orgasm echoes across the valleys. That would be so hot. You'd be like, I'm creating life.

That would be amazing. What better experience can humanity provide?

Nutting in a warm hole with these amazing views, covered in flies. Imagine the flies swarming to the poo because it'd be stinking, like the stinking anus. All the flies be swarming to it, laying their eggs in it.

Such lovely view invokes such thoughts.

Well,

this is my kingdom.

All the land you see belongs to me.

It is mine.

That's mine.

That's mine. Maybe I'll have a KitKat. I don't know, I don't want to get food out because the flies are going to swarm at me. Maybe I'll have it in the car.

It's going to be a long way down. Oh my God. I actually don't even know where my car is.

I think it's that way. Oh shit,

I actually don't know where my car is.

Um, is that Oakhampton over there?

Look at Google Maps.

I hope Google Maps is pointing the right way. I think it's over there.

The viaduct is there. Yeah, I can see the viaduct.

Meldon Viaduct. Yeah, it's that way. It should be

that way.

I got all turned around. Everywhere looks the same.

Is she getting her bum out?

Could walk over there, but that's walking even further away from the— it's 2 o'clock. I reckon if I walk back now, it'll be 4 o'clock when I get back,

which is a nice time to get back, I guess.

Yeah, I might get Savaloy. There's one in Oakhampton open at 4 PM.

Um.

Okay, I guess we head back unless we're just gonna pose on the rock. All

day.

There,

unlocked a new map.

It's nice, but at the end of the day, all you can really do is look at it.

It. What else do you do with this?

It is nice to look at,

but I want to touch it.

Well, I guess we could start going back

here.

Let's sit down quickly. Oh God, oh God.

What's wrong with my skin? I don't know. Is there something wrong with it?

Did my sunburn get worse? Maybe I'll have a KitKat.

I can feel something moving on my neck.

I might have a KitKat

for some energy.

Where is it?

I can't find it.

I got it, I got it. Oh, I think it's all melted.

It's all melted.

Oh, ew, okay.

Oh God,

that is quite— that looks like some kind of advert for KitKat. That looks wild. Look at this.

Better eat it quick before the flies come.

Come on.

My bag straps are all wet from sweat.

Oh damn, this is nice, mate.

Look at the view.

Nighthawk ripping hard. Vodafone basically dead. I'm keeping the Nighthawk.

Wow.

Ah, really gotta head back, but I just want to relax for a little bit.

Nighthawk, 2,000-3,000 kilobits. Holy shit,

you're lucky. It would be really hot. Yeah, I'm so glad it's cloudy. It's, it's hot even though it's cloudy.

It's not hot, but it's like nice mild mugginess.

Really nice up here. I've got my little rock.

Should I reapply the sun cream if the UV goes through the clouds? I should probably reapply it.

What is he on? Should reply something.

It squirted.

Look,

it squirts.

Pretend to walk downstairs quite like this.

Oh my

God,

bee!

Just popping downstairs.

Oh, hey guys,

the bee was coming for me. It was like Flying at me.

Oh, there's people over there. There's people coming.

Let's go. There's people coming.

I think they saw me.

Oh, my bag strap's all wet. All right. Oh, the fucking bee! Fuck off! The bee keeps coming at me. Do you think the sun cream smell attracts them? Where's my phone?

I'm doing my tai chi.

Kimmy broke up with Ice? You're joking.

Tell her I'm single. Hey Kim, heard you broke up with Ice. I'm also somewhat of a famous streamer.

Imagine I get with Kim. Hmm,

Kim or Mina Bell, whose girlfriend should I steal? Edwin's girlfriend or Ice's? I kind of think Mina's hotter. She's got a much nicer body,

and I think Mina's face is nicer, and she's British, so we don't need to get a visa.

Oh, Kim and Ice are breaking up every Monday, aren't they? They're breaking up all the time. I thought they were getting married. I thought he's ending his subathon and then he was like gonna marry Kim or something.

I think they'll never have a peaceful life. I don't know why, what the problem is.

Is it the viewers? Causing trouble.

Yeah, you can't say, oh, you didn't even leave your room, Daniel, what would you know? You know, I always left my room. I just never streamed it because number one, I didn't know how. Number two, it didn't make any money. Now I know how and it makes money. I do this stuff all the time. In Scotland, I

climbed up Arthur's Seat 3 times. I just didn't stream it because I didn't know how to do it, and it didn't get any views anyway. Everything's motivated by views

and money.

So every time people were saying I didn't even leave the hotel room, that's never been true. It's just I haven't filmed it or streamed it.

Okay, I guess go back now. It's half past 2 now. I think we're gonna get back at like 4. Okay, I'm pretty sure the car's that way because there's the viaduct, so hopefully this side of the mountain isn't boggy.

Let's go. My feet are dry again as well.

Goodbye, mountain.

It was nice.

It's not a lump on my jaw, it's the muscle when I clench. Look, you can see it pop. You don't have a muscle in your jaw. How do you chew food?

The only thing that ruined it is all the damn flies. Otherwise it was great. I'll give it a 6.2 out of 10. Wait, so do I just go down there?

There's a trail, but I don't think I came from that trail. There are viaducts there, so I should have— must have came from that way.

Really hope I don't go the wrong way.

Why the hell's Deepak in Uganda?

Some random choice for content, or Is there a real reason? I would never go to Uganda.

I'd get killed.

They'd see me, weak-looking Asian boy with money. They'd kidnap me and then ransom me to my family, and then they'll not pay, and then they'll chop me up and sell my organs.

And now I've got to figure out how to get back down. Oh my God, it's usually easier to go down than go up though.

Just thinking, yeah, I think

Oakhampton should be over there.

I just have a very muscular jaw from all the chewing.

Night Hawk down. Night Hawk down.

Phone, phone hanging on the tree.

As we back.

Is it back?

Did you see me fall over? I don't think it was on. I slipped, hurt my ankle a little bit.

I think we're back now. Yeah, we got good signal here. I don't know why over there the signal's really bad.

Did you see me fall over? It was pretty bad. It just slipped, kind of hurt my ankle, but it feels better now.

If I twist my ankle here, I'm screwed.

Oh my God, I need to do it again. The ground is so lumpy.

Nighthawk is down, Vodafone back up.

I don't remember coming this way. I think it's over there.

When I can get back to the trail, be a lot better. Yeah, I saw a sheep skeleton. I guess it wasn't online then.

Well, I was running down the hill and then there was a bumpy bit of ground and I stepped into it. Ankle buckled. Yeah, I saw a sheep skeleton, bone picked clean, leg, rib cage. Disgusting. I guess if the sheep die on here, they don't last long before the flies get to them.

They look weird.

Yeah, we got Vodafone back.

I seem to have avoided the bog on the way back down. Ah, there's the post with the explosive warning.

Am I recording? What, video? Yeah, but I don't think it records. I think it just saves what it's streaming,

so if it's not streaming, then it won't record anything.

I thought it's recording natively to the camera to the phone from the camera.

Very grassy here.

I don't think I'd upload a sheep skeleton to YouTube.

I got very scared of showing animal death

after the cockroach.

Yeah, you should have seen me fall. I was like, whoa!

I'll do a reenactment.

Look,

arm's all red. I landed on my elbow.

Okay,

I nearly died. Oh, that is a bog. Boggy. Imagine I get stuck in quick mud. Let me check the maps.

Yeah, we are heading towards the reservoir. It's definitely this way.

Oh dear, squishy.

Ooh, I wish I had my stick.

Oh, oh, oh, Jesus Christ, that's deep.

Um.

Um, I really wish I had my stick. Can I just like leap over it? What if it's deep over there too?

Oh, thank God. Oh God.

I

want to get out the bog. Please let me out. Oh, oh, I hate the bog. Oh, disgusting.

Nighthawk still down.

Sheep, sheep.

I want to go back to my car. I want to go home.

Ah, thank God for these rocks.

Real—

there's no trail, just boggy grass.

They should just cut it all down, build concrete on it. Look, someone's come here before. Look, I can see a trail.

Why is there no trail?

Um, I don't think I'm lost. I just don't think I came this way. I actually don't recognize any of this.

Oh, that's a bog.

Why does the water not evaporate? It just bogs down.

I really gotta get hiking boots, like Wellingtons or something.

Oh, oh God, oh God.

I can't wait to get back to the car.

Imagine I come back down here and the red posts now have flags on them, meaning that they've started firing.

And I have to run quickly to get out of the firing range. Look, it seems like there's a track here. I don't know how they get here though. Do you think they have 4x4 Jeeps and trucks that can drive across this landscape?

Like, what are they firing? Why— it says this is a firing range. Did I come from this trail and then I walked up there, or did I come from down there?

Why is this guy so boring? And yet you've been here since the morning, so can't be that boring.

Bugs eat the sheep.

So you think there's like loads of buried sheep skeletons in the bogs. Disgusting. I think that's the post that I came from.

Look, there's grass here.

And more over there. Look, look, the post! I think this is the post I came to. Or was it a different post? I'm pretty sure this is the one I came to on the way here. And then I was saying, oh my God, look, military debris! And then I walked up there, didn't I? So we should be

back on track soon.

Okay, I think that was the hardest part.

Should get back on the trail now and it's easy. We'll get a saveloy. I wouldn't mind a saveloy actually. I might just get the whole fish and chips. It's like 1 hour work on kick.

Yeah, there's posts all over the hillside. I don't know if that was the same post. They all look the same.

Maybe it was that post over there.

Oh my God! Oh, oh, I nearly broke my ankle. Did you see that?

Content, content king.

The ground is so lumpy.

Uh, yeah, I don't think I came this way.

Oh my God, I don't know where the fuck I am.

It must be this way.

It has to be.

I really hope there's no leeches in the UK.

If this was— if there were leeches, they would definitely be in a bog, wouldn't they? That's where they would be.

Oh my God, what's that?

It's a sheep. It looks like weird sheep, like black and white.

Oh,

it looks creepy.

Staring at me.

Hello.

Yeah, I definitely didn't come this way.

What? Meldon Reservoir. Yeah, that's where I'm heading,

but for some reason there's like a river In between me and the reservoir,

and I don't remember this valley

unless I— oh, I think I came from that way. I remember those mounds of dirt like a construction area.

I don't think I go over that hill. I think go along this valley.

Yeah, this way.

Really weird how you get confused.

I

think I'll go back up. This way is too

Overgrown. Yeah, it's not fun anymore, guys. I want to go home.

Where's the trail?

This is the part where I'm just getting fed up.

Yeah, it must be this way.

I didn't oil myself up, I put on sun cream, 2 layers.

Why'd I come here? Because it looks cool and I want to test the Nighthawk. But the Nighthawk is not even doing anything. This is purely the SIM card in the phone.

So again, Nighthawk down, not doing anything.

God, the sheep have such disgusting backsides covered in shit. And water. Must stink.

And people say pigs are dirty creatures.

The sheep literally covered in shit.

They must have the worst dingleberries ever.

Now, did I come from this way?

Oh my God,

I'm fucking lost.

So I see the construction site thing. I definitely passed that on the way here.

That everywhere looks the same. I can't see any recognizable landmarks or anything.

Must have come from that way.

It says the reservoir is that way.

Oh, oh, unless I came from over that hill, or did I come from down there?

Oh my

God.

Um.

Shit, actual

shit.

What?

I actually don't know. Oh my God, getting a bit scared now.

If I go down here,

there's a reservoir down there.

I don't remember this bit at all.

There's a road over there.

I've opened the maps. Look, it says the reservoir is there. Over that hill,

res— Meldon Reservoir car park,

but there doesn't seem to be a clear trail there.