going on a date with my Girlfriend-5dc3f720-761a-47f1-90fa-746b0fa7e96b

Where's she gone?

I don't know. Is it working? I think it's working.

What?

Let's go.

Show what? Show the road. This is the road with traffic.

Where are you?

Wait, I want to get my phone out.

Okay.

Where's my phone?

Hello. Hello.

Okay, it's working. Veska, where are we going?

Where are we?

Mega Plaza.

Yes, we here. Mega Plaza, Sakhalin.

Okay, can try this supermarket by a bell.

So, uh, Lemmy and Spider-Man.

Mhm.

Cute.

What?

Spider-Man.

Lamborghini.

It look like Lamborghini.

Very interesting. Okay, so I got text-to-speech on. I think it should work if I've set it up properly. Go, go, go! Weeb stuff. Why does the chart keep moving?

Which way? This way?

Yesterday was so bad when I smoked the weed. It's the worst thing I've ever done. I thought I was gonna have a mental breakdown. Do you know Bleach? The show's called Bleach.

Yes, do you?

No.

Oh, Melanie, my love. What you saw?

Nothing. Sexy lady. Hmm, my finger hurts. What are you pointing at? Iron Man's backside.

Oh, Iron Man's backside.

Wait, I want to get my selfie stick. My finger hurts.

What game? What?

What game?

I don't know.

Do you like my selfie stick?

Hello.

Do you like my selfie stick?

Yes, I like your selfie stick.

Come on, why are you sitting down?

I'm waiting for you.

Let's go. Sit, sit, sit.

I want to see you get the same vest.

Okay.

Do you know someone?

No, no.

Who is it?

I don't know. Why do people not chat on Kick? Is anyone there? It's like dead chat. We don't have enough viewers? There's like 50 people here and no one chats. Come on, Jesus. I think people just don't make accounts or something. Oh, if it's a stream on YouTube, the chat's lively at least. What are you up to? We're in a— it's like a retro shopping mall full of nerdy stuff. Is that a Lego gaming case? What? It's like a gaming case, a desktop PC made out of Lego.

Gaming laptop.

Who saw my weed stream yesterday? That was so bad. I never felt worse in my whole life. Shit real gun. These guns look pretty real. Oh, BB guns.

BB.

You see gaming at work. What kind of job is that? You sit there playing games. You sat in a chair and drank a ton of— oh yeah, I couldn't speak. I felt so terrible.

It's 1,790.

The guy said it would make me talk more and be more awake, and then it just did the opposite. So it was pretty boring, wasn't it? I thought it'd make me do something crazy. It made me look like I was gonna cry. My face looks so sad. I lost control of my face. My face just started getting all sad.

What?

Did you see the guns? M16.

Yeah, I saw. Hmm, I'm not really into guns. I don't really get the fascination with guns. I thought they were cool when I was like 10 years old.

If someone said when I want to meet someone, it's every— everyone is usually, usually said no time. I will give, give this shop to them. If you no time, I will give— I will buy time for you.

Good Joke. Give you 1 out of 10. What? Oh, Hulk and Iron Man. Say hello to my girlfriend.

Hello everyone, good day.

You want to try weed?

No.

100 gifted subs if my girlfriend tries weed.

I saw my boyfriend is so bad yesterday, I don't want to try anymore.

Yeah, you're lucky I didn't bring you, because originally I was gonna bring her with me and we were gonna try it together. But no, I think you would have cried. I think you would have cried. I felt like I was gonna cry.

I think he's fun. Yesterday he laughed with me a lot and he—

Make love a lot.

So weird.

I smoked it yesterday. I had— I only smoked half of it. I actually don't know if I still have the other half. I think I put it in my bag. Could continue smoking it. I think I should have smoked much less. I did the same thing as I did before. I thought, hey, wait, nothing's happening. I should keep smoking it. And then before I knew it, I smoked too much. I should have just smoked a quarter. I had an edible before, a brownie, and I ate half of it.

Other shop, he closed the shop for send you. Send you go back home.

Oh yeah, the shop owner. Yeah, he closed his shop to help me get into the taxi.

He was scared you were gonna die.

Yeah, I hope he wasn't— I hope that didn't like traumatize him and make him think, oh, what if my customer collapses in my shop? That would have been scary as a shop owner. Maybe he had worse People who had worse, uh, reactions to it. I think I had a pretty bad reaction. I looked like I was gonna puke. PlayStation 5s. Remember when it was so hard to get a PlayStation 5? Now they're just everywhere and no one wants them. Why would you want to buy a PlayStation 5 anyway? The games on it are crap. I don't know. You got what? Horizon, Final Fantasy, Spider-Man. You can get all these on Steam. Spider-Man's on Steam, Horizon Forbidden Dawn's on Steam. PlayStation 5 looks kind of boring. Oh look, they got GameCubes. Oh, look at these PlayStation 1. I used to have that and that. No, I don't want to dance. It's just Buddha stuff. He's probably used to it. Yeah, you probably had some other customers who reacted badly. I wonder if they've got that Sony action cam here. Can never find anyone who sells them. It doesn't matter anyway. How was the weed? It was the worst thing I've ever done in my life. I'm never doing that again. Where are you going? It was so bad, but then when I got back, it wasn't too bad. Anime girls.

Mm-hmm.

Let me see. She got underwear.

You stink bad.

Not me, it's Japanese. They're weird. They make these little childlike-looking sexy dolls, and then you can see the underwear and stuff, and you can remove it. Japan's just full of pervs. More guns. Did it make you horny? Yeah, I did it like 2 times in a row. Did it once and then finished, and then basically did it again after 5 minutes. And then I was really hungry afterwards, and we had pizza, and it tastes really good. It tastes way better than it usually does. So it made cereal feel really good. It made food taste really good.

What cereal?

Nothing.

What you said?

It made the cereal taste exquisite.

You said very something.

You know what cereal is?

Yeah, I know.

How do you know? It's my secret word.

I'm fucking you everything.

Oh, you know all my secrets?

Because you share your life in the—

It's my secret life.

It's not secret anymore. You put on YouTube.

YouTube's my secret life, my secret diary. How much is PlayStation 5 now? Where'd she go?

This cannot be a secret anymore for your life.

I started doing YouTube as like my secret journal, and now everyone I know finds out about it somehow. Can't have secrets anymore. Am I in MBK? No, actually don't know where I am.

What?

It's 1,750.

Jack Skellington.

It look like a straw.

Look like me?

Yeah, straw.

Straw.

Yeah, uh, body.

No, it's Jack Skellington.

Good night.

It's called maneki-neko. Maneki-neko. Slowly.

Maneki-neko.

Maneki-neko.

Maneki-neko.

Yeah, that thing he's doing with his arm, it's called maneku, to invite.

I can't believe I'm behind him.

Is there sex dolls here? The sex doll shop.

You know, there's a bag in Thailand.

I think I saw it before.

Yeah, someone is 200,000 baht.

It's ugly though.

No, if you—

someone gave me a sub. I want to see if my widget works.

If you would add more, I think it would work.

I don't want it, it's ugly. I got widgets. I want to see if it changes. And I got text-to-speech. I think it would work.

Oh.

Can't show this on YouTube.

Oh, this is going to send you—

What? Uh, something's coming out of his bum. Why? What's that coming out of his bum?

Daniel 1, Daniel 2, Daniel 3, Daniel 4.

Why Daniel?

It looks like you.

It looks like me?

What?

Uh, any of the Ice or Deepak people here? I don't think so. I mean, look at the viewership number, it's just like my normal YouTube numbers. So I'm guessing the Ice people got bored because there was no more Deepak drama. It's kind of what I was saying, like I was saying it was a waste of time trying to snipe Ice to get viewers because You would only keep the viewers if you kept hanging out with Ice. When you stop hanging out with Ice, the viewers don't watch anymore. So it's like a waste of time trying to leech off him because then you're like stuck dependently leeching off him, and then when you stop, then they don't stay anymore. So I was like, what's the point then? So I was kind of right. The only, the only way you would keep the viewers is if Ice kept hosting you. Otherwise you would just fade away. Like, Ice hosts people like Gary and Nick a lot and Suspenders, so they retain the viewership. Oh, Jill Valentine, I like her. Jill Valentine. I bet these are really expensive. Didn't I have like 700 viewers after I left Isis Hotel?

I like it.

Ice was saying in his stream the other day you have a lot of potential. Really? Well, yeah, back in the day I used to pull like 60K views every, every video. I used to get like 600 to 1,000 viewers back in the day before my stupid YouTube channel died. It's when I tried to stop doing drama, then the whole channel kind of fell off. I used to be pretty good at making content. It's just I kind of lost interest in it along the way. It's hard trying to get back into it. Are you gonna meet Ice again? Probably not. I think it would be very stressful. I saw one of these, but it looked like a woman.

Oh no, okay, okay.

Oh no, 20 baht.

I'm kind of like a cameraman for my girlfriend. I'm the cameraman. No, I'm the star of the show.

Yeah, show your face to the audience.

I'm the main character. I think it'd be boring just seeing my face the whole time. Look at all this junk. Do they even make any money selling this stuff? Because they must have spent thousands to get all the stock in the first place. What's that?

Again?

Nearly everyone in Bangkok wears a mask. Look, everyone wears a mask. Okay, go to toilet. Where's the toilet? They can hear you. You whispered into the mic. I hate having to wear the mask in class. In the classroom, we have to wear a mask.

The hell?

That's weird. Why did they strip him? Maybe if I only smoke a few puffs of the weed, it will be better. This place full of nerds. Everyone here's a nerd.

No!

My viewers like it.

No!

You guys like that? No, they will not like it. Press 1 if you liked it. Sexy. Oh yeah, if this was GayTube, they would have, I don't know, age-restricted me. GayTube. I'm surprised my Ice Poseidon videos didn't get demonetized because they were kind of I mean, Ice was grabbing his crotch the whole time, which I didn't notice when I edited it. He was grabbing his dick the whole time the video— It was hard having to censor all of Ice's swear words because he swears a lot, but I think it's fine. I don't think the algorithm's so strict anymore that you can't have a bit of swearing. CPM sucks though. Who's that?

Batman.

It's that Christian Bale. He turned the lights off. He doesn't want me filming. Yeah, Ice molested me. I don't know if you saw it, but he was like touching me outside of that shopping center, and he was like, do you want some, Daniel? It's kind of weird though. I don't really like being touched by guys. Are we just gonna end up talking about ice the whole day again? I feel like I just talk about ice all the time. Camera zone. Okay, you go toilet.

Yeah.

Okay, I'll wait here. Where's the toilet? I'll wait here. Yeah, I remember now, Kim called me an old man, which makes me a bit annoyed. She was like, why do you cheat? And then I said, cuz I couldn't resist. The Temptations. And then she was like, oh, but you're an old man. How's 34 old? 34 is not old. Humans have an average lifespan of 80 years, so I'm not even halfway through my life. So how's that old? 50, 60, 70, 80 is old. I'd say anything below 45 is you can't really say it's old. It's not young, but there's not just 2 ends of a spectrum. It's not just young or old. There's like an in-between. Kim's like 26, so I guess for a 26-year-old, a 34-year-old seems old. But then to a 10-year-old, a 26-year-old seems old, so she's old as well.

Hi.

Yeah, I guess middle-aged, nearing middle age. Stupid kids shouting. Why are they playing? I don't get it. Is that her mum? That kid over there, it seems like that bigger woman is her mum and she's just playing here. It's still kind of weird being called old when you don't really feel old. I guess I am kind of old now, 34.

40 and rich!

Oh my gosh, stupid kids. Shut up. Why do kids have to shout all the time? When will I have kids? I don't know. I don't think I can have kids. Why do people think I need to go to the hospital to find out if I can have them or not? It's pretty obvious I can't have them. Do you know why I think I can't have them? Because back in 2014, I had chlamydia and I left it untreated for over 2 weeks. And I heard if you leave chlamydia untreated for several weeks, then it messes up your pipes, messes up your reproductive system.

Right.

That's the only reason I can think of, because I had chlamydia for like 2 and a half weeks before I went to To get, get it checked out. I don't know how you can have sex for 10 months and not have a baby. Oh my God, so annoying. If those are my kids, oh my God. I'd be like, shut the fuck up, do your homework or something. Imagine letting your kids just play around in a shopping center annoying everyone. That's a stupid boy. We must have done it hundreds of times by now. We do it at least a few times a week. So it must have been hundreds of times by now. Some people get pregnant just by doing it once. And then they started asking things like, oh, are you ready for— to have a kid? I don't know, don't really think about it.

It was just all really dumb topics like cheating, having kids. Ugh.

I'm not— I'm not planning to have kids, but if it happens, then it happens. How long is she in the bloody toilet? Do you think you'll make a good father? Hmm, I don't think I'd be a very good role model because I'm kind of lame, like shy, quiet. Other people don't respect me. I think kids would be a bit embarrassed if I was their dad because I'm weird. You want a dad who's like confident and social and outgoing, not like a coward. I think if I had a daughter, it'd be okay, but if I had a son, it would, um, Be problematic because I wouldn't be able to raise a son to be manly. Because a son needs a manly father, otherwise he'll just grow up to be feminine and beta like me. So I think if I had a daughter, it'd be fine, but if I had a son, the son will probably be a loser. Unless I send him to like military camp. If I had a son, I'd have to like send him to Scouts camp, military camp. Otherwise he's just gonna become like me. That's what I told you. Well, it's what I've been saying for years. I agree it's important for a boy to have a masculine role model in his life, which I never really had. My dad was not very masculine. He was very effeminate, like soft-spoken, kind of fragile looking. Oh, where is she? Is she doing a poo? To be honest, I feel kind of relieved I can't have kids. I think it would ruin my life. I can't even afford it. I'd be so broke. I'd be so broke making $1,000 a month. Do you think you can change that by going to the gym? I don't think— I think it's too late for me to change. I would have to go to the army Do military training, but I'd probably quit. I'd probably just cry and then leave after a week, probably like after 2 days, I believe. I'd get annoyed, get fed up being yelled at. I think my main problem is my voice. It's just not very loud. I'm already running out of energy. My voice is already getting strained. I wish I had a louder voice. Yeah, as a, as a child, I never spoke. Where's my girlfriend? Why is that girl flinging that string around like a whip? It's going to hit someone. Is there any examples of having babies saving a YouTube channel. That Elfie Deyes had a baby and made some vlogs about it. Seemed to bring in a lot of views. Ice learned to grow out of it. I think streaming motivated Ice to grow out of it because I reckon what happened was he, he noticed that if he was doing social stuff and crazy stuff and talking to strangers, he would get more engagement, more views. So I reckon that's what motivated him to keep doing it. Because it would motivate me as well if I realized, oh wait, I can get views if I just keep talking to people. But I'm not really feeling it, not really seeing it. It's like when I got views for the cheating content It made me think, okay, that's what gets views, I need to do more of it. What was it like being stoned out of your mind? It was horrible, I hated it. I felt so miserable and depressed. And then when I finally started snapping out of it, it felt so good to have a clear mind again. And to be able to think straight. Not being able to think straight is the worst thing ever. Just being clear-minded, sober, sharp— why would you want to lose that and take drugs or drink? Just imagine, like, the more powerful drugs, what would they do to you? Weed is supposed to be one of the most— what's the word— like, the most tame of the drugs. So I can't imagine what other drugs do to you. That weed was so bad, I hated it. Worst feeling of my entire life. It was so horrible. How do people enjoy it? I don't get it. The only good thing was it made sex feel nice. And made food taste better. But apart from that, it just feels like hell. I hated it. Never doing it ever again. I remember when it started kicking in, it was like Something heavy was squeezing my head, and then I, I couldn't tell if I was in a dream or if I was awake or not. I felt like I was dreaming, and then I'd snap out of it a little bit and realize, oh wait, I'm not dreaming, I'm awake. Where's your girlfriend? I don't know, she went to the toilet and then never came back. She must be doing a poo. Yeah, it was crazy. When I got back home, had sex twice in a row. I came and then literally 2 minutes later it was hard again, and then I came again but nothing came out. And then I was so hungry and I had pizza and I had peanuts. Oh, that's good. And some fried chicken. Tastes really good, but I don't think it's worth it. Just, just for some slightly better sex and food, it felt like it wasn't worth doing just for that. Oh my god, where is she? How long have I been sitting here? Anyone want to sub to me? Test out my widget. At the bottom right. It says I need 20 subs to become verified on Kick. Your constant scrolling on chat is triggering me. I feel nervous, I'm fidgeting. Where's my girlfriend? I'm starting to feel a bit weird talking to myself. Oh my God. It's a really good idea to carry toilet paper I used it again today. I went for a poo and there was no toilet paper in the toilet. You know why? It's because, you know what they do in Thailand when they wipe their bum? They don't flush the tissue down the toilet, they put it in the bin. So when you go into a toilet here, you look in the bin, it's full of shitty paper where people wipe their bum and they put it in the And the reason why they do that is because the pipes here are too small and they get clogged up. So you're not actually supposed to flush toilet paper down the toilet here. So they don't put toilet paper in the toilet rooms. So I flushed the paper down the toilet anyway because that's what I'm used to. I'm not going to wipe my bum and then just put the tissue in the bin. With like the brown stains staring back at me. It's so gross. So I carry a bog roll in my bag all the time now, and it's really good. If you ever come to Thailand, I definitely recommend you have to carry around tissue paper because what— I bet this shopping center doesn't have toilet paper because it's like a crappy old-looking shopping center. In the super modern new ones, they usually have toilet paper, but at Chatuchak Park and the BTS toilets, they don't have toilet paper. So top tip, if you come to Thailand, always carry toilet paper. Oh my God, where is she? I'm gonna rage at her when she comes out. Why was my last message not sent? Was your last message just get the pills, us recommended? What, Viagra? If I get Viagra, I'd probably break my girlfriend's pussy. She already complains it's sore. Because I'm a bit big. I haven't banned anyone. I don't ban people. I believe in free speech. Kick app is trash. Yeah, you gotta use the browser. The browser is much better. You can use it on phone, on mobile browser. You should ask her if everything is okay. Hey, maybe I should check my messages. Maybe she needs toilet paper. What am I gonna do, go into the girls' toilet, give her toilet paper? No, she didn't message me. I don't know why Kick isn't prioritizing improving the app because it's gonna, it's gonna turn away a lot of viewers if the app sucks. So they'll be like, oh, this app sucks, delete. What took you so long? You're okay? Diarrhea.

Diarrhea? No, I talk with someone.

You talk on the phone in the toilet?

What? She talk to me.

You on the phone in the toilet? It's weird.

Talking to some guy.

While you're doing a wee-wee? She talks on the phone in the shower as well.

That's good if you said a bad thing.

Oh no, I didn't say bad thing. I just said when I said in the shower you also talk on the phone, right? Not bad. What's this? Look, the arcade machines are not even turned on.

Which way?

Well, I didn't say anything bad. I said you also talk on the phone in the shower.

I'm okay. I just, I just said if you talk anything, I can't.

Okay, I promise.

Don't, don't tell me.

I don't say bad things.

No, no, don't, don't tell me. I don't like.

I didn't say anything bad.

I just said if you talk anything, I can watch later.

I know.

Yes?

If you don't have meditation, you will have a problem later.

Meditation?

I mean, if you don't have a lot of If you show nonsense, you will have a problem later.

What problem?

Every time in your past life.

If I don't what? Don't know what you're saying. If I don't have medication?

No, I mean if you said anything nonsense You will get from them later.

Okay.

Like that, your life pass.

Now you guys got me in trouble. 99 viewers. Yes, can we get 100? Triple digits. I hate Thanos. He's like the gayest looking character. Why is he purple? He's just like a bald, muscular Phil Mitchell from the pub with a weird ballsack chin. So worst character design I've ever seen. He looks so boring and weird. I hate Thanos, crappy character.

Sale 80%, up to 80%.

Look, you can see the cat's bumhole. Anus. Why do they draw the anus on the cat?

Is this cow from—

Yeah, but why? Who'd want to buy it? Some Japan weeb.

Bob.

What's that? Bob Ross. Farmer Bob. What's that? Farmer Bob?

Yeah.

Would you want some Farmer Bob with his combine harvester?

Who is Bob?

There's Island Bob, Farmer Bob, Retro Bob. Bob. Bob has to be the most boring name ever. Imagine being called Bob. Jim Bob. Jim Bob Jones. If I had a son, I want to call him Bob. What do you think?

Bob?

Bob.

If we have a son, I want to call him Bob.

No.

Bob Lord?

No.

He can be called Bobby.

I don't like Bob.

Bob.

What?

Maybe it has a meaning in Thai.

I don't like it.

You don't like Bob? Okay, if we have a son, can we call him Paul?

Difficult for you.

What about Paul? Paul? You don't like Paul?

Maybe Danang.

Danang? No, I don't like Thai name. Weird.

It's not the Thai name.

What's the Thai name?

It's not Thai name. Danang. Danang from—

I don't know what it means. Call him Bangkok. I want to call my son Bangkok. That'll be such a funny name. What's a Thai man's name? Thai name. Thai name for a man.

I like, I like nickname.

Nickname.

No, no.

Kek Nim.

What?

Kek Nim. Thai names are weird. Like, I don't— the only women's name I know is Jirawan and Chachanda.

Chachunda?

I don't know, names here are weird. Women's names are very strange as well, like Pratcha Yen. Very strange names. I think the word Porn means gift in Thai, so they like the word Porn because it means gift. So it's like a very pretty name in Thai to have the word Porn in your name. It's just like you are a gift, gift from heaven. Somchai is a very popular name. I don't know any men's names. What's that?

Mouse to mouse.

Good at BJ. Rescue Sus from the auto wrecker chop shop. What's he buying now? Is he buying another car? What's that? 8,000 baht? That's nearly as much as our rent. That's more than our rent.

Yeah.

14,000 baht. That's more than our rent. Oh my God, he crashed the car during test drive. Oh my God. Why is he buying so much stuff? I don't get it. Why is he just buying all this stuff for his girlfriend? I wouldn't buy my girlfriend anything. There's a guy called Suspenders. He keeps buying stuff for his girlfriend in Thailand, like a car, a house. He's also a streamer.

You want to buy for me?

I can't.

You can, but you're not.

I don't even have enough money to buy a car.

You can, but you never do.

He's rich? Well, he's not going to be at this rate. He bought his girlfriend a $25,000 car, and now he's buying a pickup truck, and now he's also going to buy a house. You know, I showed you before, uh, him, uh, him, like you, you said He looked 45 years old.

Send my number to him.

What?

I want to talk with him. Why he pay everything for his—

I don't know.

Why I never have anything from him?

Yeah, I bought you— I bought you—

I bought you a hat from 7-Eleven for my birthday.

Yeah, it's true, I never bought her anything.

I give you real heart. I give you real heart from me.

I give you 2.

No.

Because he has money. Yeah, but how long did gonna last. I had money too at one point, and then the views dried up. But after the views dry up, you're basically screwed as a creator unless someone bigger than you is generous, gives you a hand.

You can buy battery from your phone to, to have standby.

Yeah, that's fair. That's for my work.

Tell me, for 4 hours you cannot help me?

Yeah, I did help you. Doesn't he also have a house in Japan? So I guess he's pretty well off. He's able to buy this stuff and have houses. But I, I don't see how he's made so much money from streaming. That Kick deal must have been pretty good then. You know the people who get Kick deals? How come? You know what I think about the Kick deal? Let's say for example they got a Kick deal for $20,000. I don't think they get paid the $20,000. In direct cash. I think the payment is made through gift subs. Like, you see Eddie and Trainwrecks gift subbing these people hundreds, thousands of gifted subs. I think the payment is in the gifted subs, don't you? Like, you go on Deepak's channel and it says he's got like 1,000 gift subs from Eddie. That's like $5,000. I reckon that is the payment. I reckon that's how they're doing it, because then it looks like, oh wow, he's got 1,000 gifted subs, when most of it is coming from the owner of the website. I think that's how they're doing the payments, because then it looks exciting, the viewers get hyped up. Oh my God, Deepak just got 1,000 gifted subs, or 100 gifted subs. Because I just don't think they're getting paid plus the gifted subs from the owners of the website. That would be crazy. Unless the owner of the website just really likes them and they're like, oh yeah, give them another $1,000 gifted subs. Don't you think it's kind of fishy? Like, all the people who got Kick deals, their top gifted subs are from Eddie or Trainwrecks. Kind of fishy.

Oh, best one.

The stake deals don't give you any money. They send you money on stake. You have to gamble. Payments like sub gifts. See, I knew it. Are we going back up again?

Yeah, I want to buy a bit.

Okay. Deepak is insanely rich. How much do you think they paid him? Didn't they put him on the F1 car or something? Why do you want bread? Special bread.

Special bread? Yeah.

What's that? Nicotine? Maybe I like nicotine.

Vape.

Vape? Yeah, it's got nicotine.

Do you have, uh, cash? I can transfer.

I got 500 baht. That's all my cash. You know, I don't really like this bread. No, this is like creamy bread, sweet bread.

I want to show you. I saw some— it's a special bed.

Put in your pass. Give me later.

Where? Down?

Yeah, I don't understand the Deepak stuff. He's the most boring streamer I've ever seen. He doesn't even do anything, barely talks, but then everyone's promoting the hell out of him. I don't— I really don't get it.

Rubik's Cube.

Yeah, I don't like those Rubik's Cubes. Makes me feel dumb. Imagine I get banned on Kick because I keep badmouthing Deepak. Deepak. Why the hate on Deepak? I don't know. After I got hated on for hating on Deepak, now I starting to hate him more.

Tell me, this expired or not?

July 26th, that's expired. Now it's August. You bought expired bread.

This expired?

Yeah, it's not July anymore, it's August. 10 or 9? Uh, go back up. What's that? 24-hour? I don't know, it's in Chinese. That's when it was made, maybe. Sue them. Why do Thai people keep saying ani?

Ani.

It's like Japanese. Ano.

Is it okay?

Oh, it's made in July. Oh, they should write that on the packet. If it was made last month, I think it'd be moldy. It means this. Yeah, that's what I thought. It's like— because the word this is ni, but they put a on the front of it, so it's like ani. Sometimes it sounds like Korean because in Korean they say ania, but they shorten it to ani. And sometimes Thai sounds like Japanese because they— yeah, they use this particle called wa. It's like you said that or I said that. It means like that. Wow, look at this.

Like this? This is bread. Ready?

Hmm, looks weird. Not my kind of bread. Deepak actually did stream the funeral. Well, I don't know, because I was just assuming that he didn't stream. I don't think it was the not streaming part of my comment that upset people. It was the imagine crying in your 30s comment. Do people cry in their 30s? I cried when my dad died when I was 31. I guess it's natural.

It's a sensitive story, you know, because you stay here, you not tell anyone.

Yeah, well, Deepak's got loads of money.

Don't give your You are opening for Deepak because you feel child is terrible for you. Deepak feel upset and angry you again.

Don't call him.

Okay, sorry, sorry, Deepak. No, no, no, Deepak, forgive me.

He understands you now.

Wah wah wah wah. Where are we going? This place is kind of dead.

I wanna go.

Where are we going? You know what the sad thing is? The whole Deepak incident is the only reason why they talked about me for as long as they did. I think the Deepak incident left some kind of impression on them to remember me by. Otherwise they would have just He's forgotten me straight away. Sometimes being hated is better than being ignored. It's either be ignored and forgotten or be hated for a bit. At least being hated for a bit, it's kind of funny. You get some attention. Because I think at the end of the day, we're all on the internet for one reason, is to kill our boredom. And getting a reaction out of people, even if it's negative, it's better than nothing because I'm bored. At least I get some laughs out of seeing people react to stuff I say or do. Otherwise, no one cares. Oh no, we're gonna disconnect.

Oh, you wanna down there?

Can we walk down?

Okay.

We just go down one time. Elevators, the bane of streaming. The Pack has 3,000 subs. Yeah, but half of them are from Eddie. Okay, better not F.

Are we good?

I think it's okay.

The car is moved to the building already.

What moved?

Actually, this is old.

The building moved. How did it do that?

The first half, the mall shop, gaming shop, opened this building. Yeah, and then moved to there.

So we already saw it?

And then we will take you to the China— China—

China Town.

Yeah, okay, can do.

How do we go there?

Oh, I will tell you. Go through Sampeng.

Go where?

Sampeng.

Sampeng.

Yeah, Sampeng.

XQC biggest sub is Eddie as well. Yeah, why do they do that? It just looks kind of lame when your biggest gift subber is the owner of the website. Because if you see your favorite streamer getting gift subs, you want to think he's getting them from his viewers and his fans, not from the guy who's owning the web— I mean, it's kind of weird. Should at least make some fake accounts so he looks like a fan. They should make 20 fake accounts pretending to be a fan and then gift the gift subs, cuz it kind of ruins it. Cuz at first I was like, wow, he got 100 gift subs, and then I see who gave them and I'm like, oh, it's from the owner. People are gonna think she's the YouTuber and I'm the cameraman. Look, they have the, the gear stick in the middle of their legs. It looks like he's jerking off a massive dildo. Did you see the gear stick of the tuk-tuk? It's like a massive knob in between his legs.

That's funny.

What are gift subs? Um, you can buy a sub for other people.

I want to wash inside.

Okay, you want to make a cake? Snipe D-Pac, Cube, and Joel. Uh, maybe I can team up with Cube. Anti-D-Pac alliance.

What did they say?

Chan Song.

What's that?

Someone subbed to me. I want to see if my widget works. I only got 4 subs. This is wine or what? You want to buy wine? Oh, we could make waffles. Corn dog maker.

Why?

Why do you want to make a cake?

Because I don't want it.

You want to make a cake? Just buy it.

I don't want a whole tray. It's heavy.

Okay.

Why do you want to make a cake?

Make a nice cake for you.

Hmm, I'm not that crazy about cake. I'm not a huge fan of cake. I like pie. Apple pie with cream. I would love to have apple strudel. A nice apple strudel with double cream would be so nice. It's just I find the consistency of cake to be kind of boring. It's just spongy. I don't like the texture, but with the apple pie, you got the flakiness of the pastry and then the juiciness of the apple.

What's really good is the egg tart here.

Yeah. Next time.

Next time.

time.

Don't want to fall anything.

Yeah, me too. Why does this place look so old? It's like Vietnam.

It's a famous— maybe 30 years, 40 years ago, have many Chinese people.

Chinese people? Oh, oh wait, there's history. Turning Bridge. Uh, it's just a bridge.

100, 200 years ago.

Is that Old Chinatown?

Yeah.

Collab with Huub? I don't know. I feel like it would be kind of boring. Huub doesn't really do much. He just kind of sits around smoking, eating, getting his hair dyed. The other streamers are not that— I don't really find them very interesting. I don't really watch anyone else. If Ice is not streaming, I don't really watch anyone. Maybe I'll click on Sam Pepper, see what he's doing for a few minutes.

We've been here before.

Yeah, we came here before. It's like a little market. What's that? Squid? Oh, it's pig. They always sell this fish ball and sausages stuff. How are you, man?

How are you?

Oh my God, it's so hot. What's he saying?

5 baht.

How much was it?

45. 1 pound.

45 baht.

1 pound.

You know the conversion rate?

Let's go.

Actually, I think I get more viewers on YouTube. Probably get like 120 views if this is YouTube.

You want to try see the bus?

The bus? The bus?

You want to try?

No.

What?

Why do you want to go on a bus? Can't talk on a bus.

Far from here, 1 kilometer.

How can we go?

Walk if you want to walk.

How long walking? 14 minutes. It's close.

It's close.

Yeah, 14 minutes is nothing. It's either walk for 14 minutes and I can talk, or we sit on a bus for 10 minutes stuck in a traffic jam and I can't talk.

I've opened the mask.

Why are you open?

I want to eat.

Eat again?

Yeah, it makes me happy.

You guys can see my beautiful face instead.

I eat all day, you know.

Yeah, you eat a lot.

Yeah, but I'm not fat.

Yeah. Is it spicy?

Not spicy. Um, sticky, right?

Try.

It's just like dry, chewy pork. Just dry, overcooked pork. It's a place that's kind of rubbish, to be honest. Very run-down looking. It's crazy, if you leave the center of Bangkok, everywhere just looks like a slum. Look at this. It looks so old. Buy food again. I always end up buying so many drinks. We already had drinks before I started the stream. What?

No, you want?

No, I'm okay. Oh, garlic bread flavor crisps. I want to try this garlic flavor.

Um. Will you pay?

Okay. I'll stand over there.

Don't show my head.

Okay. It's too crowded in there. He could be next or should have been. Yeah, but I don't want to do what Ice wants to do. Ice's idea for content with me would be— I think he would get me to do something embarrassing in public. He probably says something like, okay Daniel, if you want to stream with me today, you have to do everything I tell you, and if you do a good job, then I'll host you. Like, he'll do something silly like that. And then he would say, okay, I want you to go over to that lady, and then I want you to give her this pair of smelly socks. And get her to sniff it. Like, he would maybe— he'll try and make me do something dumb, and then I would not want to do it. And then if I don't do it, he'll say, well, if you're not going to do anything, then you might as well leave. And then I'd be like, okay then. And then I'd be annoyed because I probably won't want to do what he wants me to do. So then there's not really much content we can do together.

Yeah.

No, I wouldn't do it for what, a temporary audience from Ice's viewers that would last maybe 1 week and no one subs? So it seems kind of pointless. Stop asking for subs. Well, I made a new widget and I wanted to see if it worked. Otherwise, just go back to YouTube. Yeah, I don't think I would want to do any of his challenges that he would make me do.

No.

Uh, I don't want it now. Can you put it in my bag? I eat it later.

What's in here?

What's in there? What's wrong?

I can't.

What kind of phone are you using?

What kind of phone I'm using? I'm using my Samsung S10 Plus because, because iPhone sucks. When you open the browser for Kick on iPhone, it doesn't show me stuff like my sub count, time live, doesn't show me my creator dashboard. But on Android, it does show you it. On iPhone, it gives you like a minimalistic mobile version of the browser, and even if you click request desktop, it doesn't show you the desktop version. So I would never buy an iPhone again just because the browser, the web browser on iPhone is rubbish. And I tried different browsers. I tried Chrome, I tried Firefox, and none of them show me the desktop version of websites. So I have to go back to using my 5-year-old phone because it's Android. Never buy an iPhone. Android does everything better. There's nothing iPhone does better than, than what Android does. What's the point of buying an iPhone? iPhone's so stupid. The only thing iPhone is good for is it looks nice. And it looks premium, but the software is rubbish and very limiting. The camera doesn't look great either. My Samsung Flip 4 camera looks way better than the iPhone. Look, there's fish! How'd they get in there? How do the fish survive in this dirty pot and my fish keep dying? I bet no one cleans this. Look, there's fish.

You made me miss the—

Can take some free fish. Yeah, this definitely has Chinatown vibes. Chinatowns are not the best looking places. Do you know which way?

I know, this end is towards— come, come, come!

I'm coming.

Oh my God, oh my God.

What? Oh, he's got a scooter. How many minutes until Chinatown?

14.

These buses look funny. They're so big and noisy, and they look so— I don't know— old looking. Like they're made out of random sheets of metal bolted together. How you feel your girlfriend face on YouTube? Uh, I don't really care. Let me guess, it's got like 80 views. It's probably got like 50 views. Literally no one cares. We're going to Yawarra? No.

What?

Want to eat more?

What?

Eat more?

I'm not hungry.

Okay.

We just ate. I won't be hungry until 7 PM.

What?

How long?

8 minutes.

Okay. Nice sauce made out of fish. That's the way you go to Sapa, Ha Giang.

Uh, accessory about iPhone phone.

Um, okay, I don't need.

No, that's it here.

Oh, let's tell you, I don't need accessory.

Maybe your viewer want to, want to know.

Maybe my viewer should give me some gifted subs.

I can be a guide for your view.

Yeah, free.

Yeah, free. It surely is free.

You eating?

Eating, chow mein. Ah, leaked her face again. Oh my God. Should let me walk in front.

Is that China Town?

Oh, I came here before by myself. Chinatown again.

Chinatown again.

No?

Yeah, I guess no one really cares if my girlfriend shows her face. It's not like it's 2020. Why is Chinatown so crappy looking? Why is it so old looking? I thought Chinese were good at making money. They all seem broke here.

Hello.

It's an effect from COVID-19.

Yeah, but it looks like this all the time. Why does it look so old?

These are kind of little ways.

There's no development. All the buildings are like 50 years old. It's like ancient Chinatown from the '60s. Like, what's all this? Why are they just cooking on the street? They couldn't build a building to cook in? Come on, China. I might put the phone in my shoulder strap. I'm getting tired holding the selfie stick.

Hello.

Hold on, wait, I want to put my phone.

Can you hold?

Put my phone here.

Sam said it's my creepy stalking camera, as if he doesn't have a shoulder-mounted camera himself. Let's go.

No, I want to eat.

Oh, you want to eat again? Ah, this is better. Where's the famous street food?

Here.

Here? It's just the same stuff everywhere else you can find. Durian. Where did you get the name Hide in My Room? Because that's what I do, hide in my room. It was actually— my YouTube channel was originally called Daniel Is Bored, and then after I got 50 subs, I changed it to Hiding in My Room. Originally it was just Daniel Is Bored, and then my theme was that I'm just bored. I'm like a bored guy. Who's always bored? I mean, if I wasn't bored, I wouldn't have made a YouTube channel. I would have been enjoying life, but here we are. You want to do the fish spa? Oh, is that Pig's face. You can buy a pig's face and eat its face.

Okay.

Imagine buying a fish face— I mean, a pig face and eating it. We had this before. Crispy pancake. Crispy pancake, deep-fried dough. It's just fried dough.

Can you eat my bird's nest?

Uh, no.

All right.

It's a bird's nest.

Yeah.

Made with bird's vomit. Isn't it bird vomit? Like bird spit? Doesn't sound great.

Are you ready?

No, not ready. Isn't it bird spit?

Not, not burn it if you don't want. Maybe we choose something for eat.

I'd rather not.

No?

No. Can't we just get some chestnuts? I like chestnuts.

Oh, me too.

Not got bird saliva in it.

They try to be stand in queue.

Yeah, so many. Just a load of squid, squid on a stick. Fish mao soup.

I want to eat fish mao soup.

Really?

Yeah.

What is it? What's a mao? See, like fish bone, fish vomit, fish vomit soup. No, sounds weird.

No, never.

Everything I tried Tastes bad. I don't think anything I've tried actually tastes good. It's all just weird. Oh my God! I don't know why I don't like anything here. I tried— I had Thai food for lunch and it was like, uh, fruit. No, it was like some kind of crispy bean sprout, raw, with peanuts and tomatoes, and it was like It's sweet spicy sauce. It's okay, I guess. Give it a 5 out of 10. You want dim sum? How much? I like these. I like dim sum. So this is where the best street food in Bangkok is supposed to be. This place is famous for the street food. That guy has no legs.

What are you buying?

You want to buy durian?

No, no, see, nuts.

Chili, coconut. What is it?

Which one you like? I will order.

I don't want it. What is it?

Bread.

I don't like bread.

This is famous.

Oh, everything's famous. I don't really want bread.

Thai satay one. I don't like that. It's 25 baht.

I don't like bread. I only like white bread, like bacon sandwich. I like sandwich bread.

No, I have here.

Got bacon sandwich. I don't really want bread. I don't like sweet bread.

What?

Not Finnish. Over there. I don't think it's Finnish. Oh, look, Tesla.

Wow.

Why would you get a black Tesla though? It's the most boring color. If I had a Tesla, I'd get a white one or a blue— oh no, red one. I would never get the black one. It looks so boring. Look at all that squid. Do you want my selfie stick?

You don't want? No.

You don't want to take video?

My battery low.

Oh, where are you going? Wait for me.

Okay.

If you don't like seafood or crab or squid, then maybe don't come here. Everything's squid and shrimp. Look, squid and shrimp.

Crab.

Shark fin?

What?

Oh, shark fin. I heard it's very expensive and tastes like nothing, and also very inhumane for the shark. I don't support the shark fin trade.

Oh my God, fried dumplings.

The first time I came here, I was really overwhelmed with how chaotic it is, but coming here after 4 times, it doesn't seem so crazy anymore. The first time you come here, it's like, wow, with all the traffic and people. Why do people bring their cars here?

What?

Finished.

Go back in the main lot.

Okay. If you want to buy the bread, you can buy, but I don't want it.

Okay.

If you want to buy, you can buy. Don't let me ruin your fun. I'm just not very hungry because we already ate Thai food a few hours ago. Do you see yourself living in Thailand for the rest of your life? I don't know, maybe. It's hard to tell. I thought I was gonna live in Japan the rest of my life. But things never seem to go how you think they're going to go. That's why no one makes money on the stock market, because no one can predict the future. The only way the institutions make money on the stock market is because they manipulate it, not because they can predict the future.

It's because they play dirty.

ก็แล้วครับ มีคนได้คืออยากครับมีแบบแบบหังแบบวันนี้แบบหังแบบแบบวันนี้แบบหัง 3,000 baht. Oh, no thanks. 3,000 baht for what? A massive crab? What was it, a shrimp? Uh, giant shrimp? I don't know, it just looked like a shrimp. 3,000 baht is like $100. Chestnut. Chestnut, how much? Get half a kilo? Okay, I like chestnut. Come all this way to eat chestnuts. Chestnuts are the only good food here. How Oh, look, cannabis. Oh, they sell cannabis cookie. Maybe I'll buy some and then secretly put it in her food. Yeah, I think we'll do this. Yeah, in the UK we have chestnuts at Christmas. Chestnuts roasting by the fire Yeah. Uh, can I put this in your bag?

Okay. You want to eat now?

Uh, maybe later. It's hard. I need 2 hands.

It's not hot.

No, I said hard, not hot. It's hard to crack them open.

Crab?

Is it alive?

Yeah, alive.

Really?

Yeah.

Oh yeah, it's blinking. Uh, no thanks, don't like crab. Poor crabby wabbies tied up. Imagine being a crab. All these crabs tied up, but they're still alive. You can see them blinking. Do they— do you think they know they're gonna be food? They must be wondering what's happening. Where are you going?

I want to try bread. Bread?

Chinese desserts? Do you use your mobile data to stream? Yeah, I bought a 1-day package. It's 55 baht for unlimited data, 1 day. Seems pretty good. No, no Fs. Actually, I've got 2 SIM cards bonded. I'm using my iPhone as a hotspot for the second SIM card.

Maybe over there.

Sweet time. I have AIS and DTAC, but AIS is way better than DTAC. It has much better upload speed. Yeah, we came here earlier, didn't we?

Oh man.

Wow, look at that bus! It's got a table on it. This bus has a table. It's like a restaurant in a bus.

That's pretty cool.

Very skinny for how often she eats. Everyone seems to be skinny here. Wait for me.

Okay, wait for you.

They say you're skinny.

Me?

Yeah. You know what skinny means? Yeah, they say you skinny. Oh my God, they don't overload carbs. I don't know, they eat a lot of rice and noodles.

Oh my God, so many people.

Where can I stand? All these people swarming here to get some bread. It's just bread with some jam. on it. Look, it's just like a bit of bread with some jam. What's so special? Everyone's here crowding like, like they found gold or something. It's literally just bread with some jam on it. Jesus Christ.

They got number 99. How long we've been here? 2 minutes or 3 minutes.

This better be the best bread ever. Uh, squid? I don't like squid. So slimy. So they put banana in the cup, one banana.

Try.

Okay, I'll try.

Look, show your people. Who's that?

Oh, it looks like someone cream pied in it.

Satay cream, cream pie, milk and satay cream.

There's too much cream. Yeah, they drenched it.

All right, which one you want to try?

Oh my God, it tastes good. Uh, too messy.

Let's see.

This way, this way.

Oh, look, look, look, look!

Oh my God, it's not even good.

Tell me how. Tell me how.

It's just bread. What happened? You spilled it? It's just bread with some sugary cream on it. I give it a 2 out of 10. I think the chestnuts are better.

Finish.

time.

Oh, it's all over my finger.

Oh, sorry.

Oh my God, try this one. No, I don't want anymore, so messy. Finish. Okay. Oh, I hate messy food. It's so messy, it dripped all over the place. It just tastes like bread with some sweet sauce on it. Rubbish. Load of rubbish. Do not buy. It's just a bit of bread.

Bleh.

Do you like it?

Oh yeah, so good.

Messy. Oh, look at your hands. Oh my God, hands all covered in it. You need a shower? You need water? Find a toilet or something.

Your hands.

Whoa, it's on fire! Oh no, is it raining? I can feel water. 7-Eleven again?

Yeah, 113.

Okay, I want some aircon. Oh my God, it's nice. Oh, my hair is drenched in Actually, I could give her the tissues in my bag, my toilet paper. Look, we're on Chinatown in the famous Chinatown street food street, and everyone's in 7-Eleven buying food and drink. The locals must hate 7-Eleven. Oh, my hair is just soaked in sweat.

Looks very good. Is it a fake custard inside?

Asian grape, I guess. Yeah.

Is my battery charging?

67%.

I don't think it's charging. Oh, it's charging very slowly.

Slowly.

Would you quit streaming if you were handed $1 million? Yes. Finish.

It's raining.

Go where?

You finish?

Yeah. Where are we going next? Oh wow, I got a sub!

What?

Someone subscribed to me!

Really?

Who?

Who subscribed?

Who? Who subscribe you?

I think— I'm pretty sure I saw the sub thing.

Thank Thank you for him or her.

Wait, it still says 4.

4? I don't know, really.

I'm pretty sure it said someone subscribed.

Thank you.

No, I meant I still have 4. It should say 5.

Oh, you subscribe by yourself?

No, it's Not me.

Thank you, welcome to Chinatown in Thailand. I will take you traveling.

Oh no, it wasn't a sub, it's someone just followed. Oh, follow, just follow, not sub.

It's okay, follow is okay.

Stop bumping my bag. Oh my God, I think it was just a follow, not a sub.

Give me second time.

Give you what?

Second time.

Second time for what? I don't know what you mean.

Means there's a milk net.

Oh.

I need to clean.

Put it in the bin.

No, I don't want.

Dirty.

I will take you across the river to the aquarium.

Okay.

No, I don't— I will take your river, I will not take you.

Uh-huh.

Sorry, your viewers, because my English skill not, not good.

It's okay.

But I want to joke with them. Yeah, make them happy.

Where are we going now?

Go to Siam. Icon Siam.

Let's go.

Need to use the map. Look at that.

Icon Siam. Can we walk there? Yeah, let's walk. Where are you? I think this is my third time— no, second time streaming in Chinatown.

I don't— what? No, she's not just Instagram.

Thank you for viewer follow.

Yeah, thank you so much.

If he said, uh, bad—

Who said what?

If you said bad conversation, please stop him. Help me stop him. No, no, no.

Hmm, this place looks so run down. What did they do with all the money they made? It's like they make a lot of money, but then they don't reinvest it into the area. The area just looks permanently rubbish. I mean, look over there, those buildings. Those buildings are so old looking.

Yeah, these are Chinese.

Yeah, it's Chinatown though. I think they're all Chinese shops. Wait, I think you need to interact with more people. I haven't interacted with anyone. Hey, Sky, are you like Yeah, they're quite nice.

What's that?

No idea.

Weird stuff.

You interacted with the guy in the weed shop? Yeah, that was a good stream. Copy Japan. Japan. In Thailand they call Japan Japan. Why do you say Japan? It's Japan. Japan.

Japan.

Not Japan.

Japan.

You always say Japan.

No, I give you 10.

What's that? Chicken foot?

Yeah.

Disgusting. Why would you want to eat chicken's feet? I don't get it. I'd only eat a chicken's foot if I had nothing else to eat.

You can't leave— I can't leave anything.

It's just soy sauce, sesame oil. Chili garlic sauce. I think I can edit the weed stream and put it on YouTube if I cut out the bit when I'm smoking it and I just include the talking bits and then put the title something like The Worst Day of My Life. I think that should avoid being, um, demonetized or something. And then I'll say you can see the uncensored version on Kick.

I'll just—

I'll blur out the bit when I'm smoking it. Wait for me! Where are you going? Oh my God, oh, let's go!

Oh, so noisy.

My girlfriend interacts with more people than I do. I think we've had like 10 interactions, all my girlfriend. It's all Talking to street vendors. I just talk to myself. Why don't you try more? Try interacting with people? Because I don't know what to say.

Yeah, it's good.

I don't really need to say anything. At the weed shop, obviously I had some questions about weed since it was my first First time. Wow, look at this guy, he's so high up. Joke with them. I don't know how to joke. I know how to be negative and I know how to overshare, but joking is not something I understand. I wish I knew how to joke and make people laugh. It would definitely make me more, more of an interesting streamer. What's that? Palace? Is it a temple?

Temple.

What's it called? Wat Samphan Tower, Wong Sarang, whatever we have.

Wat Samphan Tower.

Mahawitthalaya. What's that mean? It's, uh, Mahawitthalaya. For, for, for, for, for money? No, Mahawitthalaya.

Oh, I got it wrong.

Mahawithalayai.

University for monks.

Is it so long? Mahawithalayai. Oh my God, I can't fucking say it. Mahawithalayai. With Thai, yeah, like, yes, yeah, yeah, right. Maha with Thai, yeah, like, okay, I got it. Jesus Christ, I hate that word. What, what happened? He found a rat. Dead rat. Okay, let's go. Just bought a truck for his girlfriend. That guy's a moron. She's going to dump him anyway.

What?

He should invest his money in the stock market, not buying cars. Cars are like the worst thing to buy because it's like a depreciating asset and it's completely unnecessary. It's just luxury. He could have spent the money, I don't know, doing something that would make him money.

Silly.

You choose me?

What?

You not choose car?

I think it's a waste of money. If you got money, would you waste your money on a nice new car, or would you invest it?

So tired.

Oh my goodness.

Yeah, me too.

What?

Oh, that— Oh well, I guess we see what happens to him eventually. He said take the video on the tuk-tuk. Did he say you can take video on tuk-tuk?

He don't give information for us because he want us use to get tuk-tuk.

What?

Yeah, don't want to talk with you. I can't live from his mind.

Yeah, nothing for free.

I can't raise your money.

What? The tuk-tuk's expensive. It'll be like 500 baht. Yeah, who rip us off. Never getting a tuk-tuk. I think the tuk-tuk is the most expensive form of transport in Thailand. More expensive than a taxi.

But it's fun.

Yeah, it's fun sometimes. It's good to have one try.

Yeah, yeah.

But if you're just trying to get around, I wouldn't I don't use it. It's damn expensive. Just use Google Maps. We don't need to ask people on the street.

Oh, it is closed.

What's closed?

There's a—

the boat.

Yeah. Do you have a power bank? Yeah.

Battery?

My phone. Wait, check. Uh-oh, I think my power bank's out. Try it.

Thank you, baby.

Not working?

No.

Hold on, I need to turn it on. Wait, I need to turn Turn it on. Okay. Plug it in, plug it in. Oh, you gave it Bags again. What do you mean? Okay, but you're farting in my bag.

Guys, we have to use your filter now.

Oh, so much stuff in my bag. I need my other Charging. Oh, now you don't have a phone.

Here's your phone. Look at that.

Where to? Icon Siam. How can we go?

It's closed today. This boat is closed.

Then we have to go to the bridge.

Yeah. How to maybe call taxi? You want to call taxi?

Okay, call taxi. But I've only got— I don't have any cash. I gave it to you.

Said no, said no because the traffic jam that I told you about. No one taxi wants to go there.

Did you watch Ice tell Sus to break up with Riri? To be honest, I agree with Ice. I don't think she loves him. I don't— I watch them and I don't see any love from her, and it's making his content boring. But I understand it's hard for him to just say goodbye. Ice told Suspenders he should break up with his girlfriend. What do you think?

What do you mean?

Do you remember the guy, 45 years old? I showed you a guy. You said 45. His name is Suspenders.

Suspenders?

Suspenders.

Suspenders. Mr. Suspenders.

He is friends with Ice. Ice told him he should break up with his Thai girlfriend.

Why not?

Because she doesn't love him. She's just using him for money.

No, I don't, I don't know about him. This guy, I cannot, I cannot, I cannot talk about it.

She, she is 22, he is 45 or 42.

This is not our story.

Yeah, but it's like interesting topic.

Maybe him love her.

I don't know, maybe, but I'm pretty sure she doesn't love him.

We cannot intrude, we cannot talk about, about like this story because these people are our own story.

Yeah, but we still have an opinion. Oh wow, what's that climbing up the tree?

No opinion.

No opinion?

Okay. I can give my opinion for you. I don't want any anyone upset. Yeah, maybe in the deep heart her her love him. I can't. I can't say it like that.

I don't know.

Love is a complicated story.

But I never see her smile once, or laugh, or smile.

Maybe that's he, that she is a personality like that. Maybe, maybe he will smile for him when in the go to bed together. Yeah, I smile a lot when we make love like this.

What? You want me smoke weed again?

Up to you.

That's your life.

If you want to die, you can try again.

If I want to die? I don't want to die. Wow, look at this Land Rover. Jesus Christ. Yeah, so how are we gonna get over the river? The taxis don't want to take us because it's an annoying drive. Let me check the maps. I really hate how they built Icon Siam on the other side of the river. It's really inconvenient. They should have built it on the other side, on this side of the river. Or they should have at least built a bridge. There's usually a ferry. Which way? He said we can go this way.

Yeah, walk so far.

Walk so far. Open your mouth. Walk behind me. Walk here. Yeah. Walk next to me.

Okay.

Kang kang. Kang kang.

You're so cool!

Why? Today we learned on, under, next to. On is bon. Bon. And under is dai.

Dai.

And next to is kang kang.

Kang kang. Yeah. And what else?

We learned. Oh yeah, gap. Gap why nai? Gap why nai?

Gap why tina?

Gap why tina?

Gap gap arai why tina?

Gap arai why tina?

Yeah. Storing stuff, putting stuff on things. Stop.

What it means?

Don't talk too much because my viewers always find it boring when I talk about Thai. Yeah, they think boring.

Oh, don't care.

Rot Fai Fa is, uh, train BTS.

What it means? Stuff. What stuff? What it means stuff?

You don't know what stuff means? Yeah, it's like lai yang.

Lai yang.

Stuff. You don't know what stuff means? It's pretty basic English. How do we go? Thank you. What is this? Oh my God, watch out! Rock fire flower. Well, this is an interesting street. It's like quiet neighborhood. This kind of reminds me of Japan, like quiet neighborhood, small streets. Ah, not too— Having to scream over the traffic is kind of annoying. She still wears masks, but her face was revealed. Well, not revealed to everyone. No, you still don't know what she looks like because the angle is not the same. Is it closed?

Wrong way.

Wrong way? Do something fun? Like what? What?

What?

There's nothing up there.

Oh, this is a cafe.

Cafe? Yeah, like a VR game. No, it's boring.

Oh, warehouse.

I think VR is very boring for streaming because it's just someone wearing a headset and flailing their arms around and screaming. Take her to Nam Nana Plaza? No, I don't like Nana Plaza. It's weird.

Why don't we come spend like the day here?

You want to live here? Maybe 2,000 baht a month.

It makes me upset every day.

Yeah, I'd be depressed too living here. Jesus Christ, how come, how come I'm a failed YouTuber who only makes like $800 a month but I can live in a nice condo? Luxury condo, swimming pool, concierge And then these people probably work hard every day, all day, and they live in this slum. I mean, look at this place. This is absolute poverty.

Look at this.

Like, you know the world is unfair when you got me, doesn't— can't even get 100 viewers on stream. It barely cracks 5K views, but I live in this really nice condo in a nice neighborhood in a nice building. And then these people work their nuts off every day selling food and stuff, and then they gotta live here. So you know the world is screwed up when When you got me bragging. Show us your house. No, I don't want to dox it. That woman pushes that cart around all day long and has to live here. That's insane. And people are like, oh, you already get 5K views, dead channel, but can still afford to live in a place a billion times better than this. I'll show you the condo if we move out. It's a pretty nice condo.

I feel out of the way. When I'm at condo, I feel like my house.

You feel what?

I feel like my house.

I stay at home. You feel like a condo?

No, I mean when I'm stay at condo, I feel like I stay at my house.

It is your house. What are you talking about? It's our house where we live.

Yeah.

What do you mean?

I mean, when I stay with you at, uh, that is not our house.

It is our house. What do you mean?

This is a condo we rent.

Yeah, but we live there, so it's our home.

Yeah, but I feel good when I stay there.

Yeah, because it's our home. Bro, what you mean?

I mean that he's not home.

Do I sound like Sam Pepper? I sound like Sam Pepper?

I know.

You know Pineapple?

I know Pineapple, but I don't know you.

He speaks like, bro, what you mean?

He came from UK. Like you?

Yeah. He comes from the next town that I was born in. He lives very— he used to live very close to me.

Oh, really? Kent?

Yeah, in Kent.

Why his accent not same you?

Because he's— I don't know, he came from a working-class family, but he's a millionaire now. Bro, bro, he always says bro. Oh, smell it.

Meow meow.

Miss the meow meow. Oh, it's coming. Meow meow. He's nice. Oh, it's a It's got a collar. Oh, it's like a piece of string around its neck. You will get rabies. It's a girl cat. Look, I don't see a ball bag. It looks like Mrs. Mimo. Mr. Mimo. Those cats are always female. They're always kind of small and petite and no ball bag. Ginger Cat's always got a massive ball bag. Imagine Sam Pepper and Chris Broad collabing. That would never happen.

Why's that?

Chris Broad would get cancelled into oblivion. All of his fans would be like, oh Chris, I'm so disappointed that you Hang out with Sam Pepper. He scammed people. How many people you talk to today? You talk to more people today than I talked to in the whole year, you know what I mean?

Yeah.

Today You talk to 10 people?

Yeah.

I talk less than 10 people this whole year. I don't talk anyone.

I talk because I want to ask the way.

But you can just look at Google Maps.

No, no Google Maps. My phone is dead.

How come your phone's dead already? You didn't charge it? My phone is already dead. Yeah, you're tired already. Oh my God, this is what being a streamer is like. You'll walk around all day.

Oh, we will finish from the evening.

Finish. It's only been 2 hours. We've streamed for 2 hours 40 minutes. This is nothing. I stream for like 8 hours walking around.

Your leg's long.

My leg's smaller than your leg. My leg's like a stick.

Stick?

Yeah, my leg's like Like a chopstick. Yeah.

Give me, I want to eat noodle.

Noodle?

Use your leg for eat noodle.

Terrible date walking through the slums. Well, you only get the finest dates when you're with me. I know how to treat women to a good night out. Through the slum, walking endlessly and not even making any money. This is a complete waste of time. Where are you going? Why you talk so feminine when you around her? What do you mean? In English, there's no such thing as feminine or masculine. To speak masculine in English is basically just swearing a lot. So you're saying I'm not masculine sounding because I don't swear a lot?

No.

Or because my voice is not deep? I don't know how you could speak feminine or how I'm speaking feminine. Ice just found out he's likely stuck in Thailand for months longer. No way, seriously? Why? Guys, give me an update on what's going on with Ice. Did he have his lawyer meeting today? High-pitched voice. You think my voice is high?

High-pitched?

Well, compared to Deepak, it's not. Compared to Ice, it's kind of high, I guess, because my Adam's apple just sits higher on my neck. Also, when I exert my voice, it sounds higher. If I speak quietly, it sounds slightly deeper. See, if I speak like this, it's quieter. When you are alone, you speak lower. I think it's because I'm shouting over the traffic, makes my voice sound higher.

What's here?

Oh, where they got these bikes from? All these tourists got these yellow No bicycles. No, cycling in Bangkok doesn't look very fun. Looks scary. I said on the Discord it's not looking good. I said he has to stay in Thailand longer because of his legal problem.

Oh, why not?

I don't know. He said bad news. So maybe me and Isis will have another opportunity. No, Isis is probably in a very bad mood. I don't want to, um, I don't really want to get involved. Why worry about ice? I'm not worried, I'm just interested. Do you call them pee? When you call them, do you say pee?

Pee?

Pee, pee, pee. Do you call them pee? You call them P?

For what?

When you talk to a stranger, you say P. I want to pee. What?

I don't understand.

Oh my God. When you ask for direction, you call them P?

Yes, P. Why? Brother, sister, ask for respect him.

I thought you say P'chai.

Yeah, yeah, you just say pee? Short word.

Ah, brief word. So in Thai, when you want to go up to a stranger, you say pee. It means like mister or sir or like Mrs. That's so funny. Pee pee. I actually need to pee.

No.

I do need to pee though. Where's the toilet? In here? Toilet in here? I need toilet. Oh, we get on the boat now? Okay, let's go.

Hope there's internet on the boat.

Oh my God, it's windy. Oh, Icon Siam's over there. We have to go there.

Ah.

Why did I smoke alone yesterday? Because I don't know, I just randomly felt like doing it and my girlfriend was busy. No, you were busy yesterday.

You check your phone.

Yesterday you were busy.

I sent you a chat.

What, yesterday?

I have today free time.

No, yesterday.

10 and 11.

Yesterday was not 10.

Really?

You were busy yesterday.

Yeah? What?

What day today?

Oh my God.

10.

You don't remember yesterday?

What?

Yesterday. Mua wani. You. No time, remember?

Oh my God, I give up, I give up.

You give up? Bye-bye. Jump, jump in the river.

Oh, trying to ask you a simple question. It's like freaking nightmare.

Enough, I don't want to take anything.

Okay, can I come in?

So it's D-Pak stuck in Thailand. I guess they're all stuck. Oh my God, the boat's here! Oh my God, shaking!

Oh my God, wow!

Oh my God, crazy fact check. How do we get off?

on?

Can we get on?

Oh my God, yeah, sit down.

Ah, oh my God.

Can you massage my leg?

Later.

I will massage your feet.

Okay.

Yay, thank you so much.

I think there's going to be internet on the river. It should be fine. Is this a good view. Where's a better view? I think this is a good view.

Oh, you wanna see that over there?

Uh, maybe I stand there.

Okay.

Give the viewers the best. Yeah, the best, the best view. Yeah, maybe like here. No, I want to stand. Let's stand here. Don't fall over. I want to stand here. Wow, look, they have dinner on the boat. Dinner.

You want dinner?

No.

I will book, book the No, too much money. No, 500 baht.

500 baht?

Yeah.

Wow.

Or 700 baht per person.

Come on, when we going? The captain's watching TikTok. How much is the boat? 5 baht.

5 baht for person.

5 baht, one person. Wow, so cheap. That's Icon Siam.

We get the boat, that boat.

We got that boat.

Before, you remember?

Oh yeah, yeah, rooftop.

I remember.

Come on, this, uh, Mandalay Hotel is expensive. 100 million, 50, 100 million.

100 million what?

50 million baht starting price per night.

100 million baht per night?

No, per one room. If you want to buy—

no, no thanks. But then they can't see The view. No, I want to show them. I don't need to sit. Oh, when are we going?

I think we're going. Sit.

No, I don't want to sit.

Okay.

Stop telling me to sit.

Dangerous if you sit.

Dangerous?

Up to you.

Why is it dangerous?

Up to you.

If I sit, my viewers can't see anything. Just see the metal floor.

You love your viewers.

Yeah, I'm a pro streamer? No.

Send me— give me time. Yay!

Yeah, let's go! We're We're moving.

Why are we turning around? It's going the wrong way. Why are we turning around?

What?

Until, uh, 11 PM. Yeah.

How many people watching?

91.

91?

We can't get over 100. I can't get over 100 viewers.

You have to use an advertisement.

No, I need drama.

It's okay. 91, 91%, already.

I need Ice. I have a feeling Ice is not going to stream for a while if there's bad news. Seriously, he's stuck here for another few months?

Wanna make Ice again?

No, I don't know. I don't think he would want to meet. I'm too boring. I'm non-tent.

I want to—

and I don't talk much.

I want to meet Deepak.

No, I don't like Deepak.

You've ruined my life. Are we getting off here?

Yeah.

Okay. Wow, that's a quick boat, quick boat ride.

Can you help me hold?

Can do.

Put something in the bin. You what?

I want to put something in the bin.

Can do. Ice has to stay in Thailand for months, but why? That really sucks though for him. I want to be here, so I don't know why you would not want to be here. I think I think it's great. I like Bangkok. It was considered a felony case. Oh my God. Yeah, this— that could take a while then, processing the paperwork and stuff like that. Jesus. But I thought the, uh, the hotel dropped the chargers. But then the chargers got picked up by the system because they were like, uh, let's charge him anyway. They were getting pressed by the general manager, upper-class people with a lot of power. Yeah, yeah, you don't want to mess around in those high-class places. Because, I mean, he really pissed off that woman big time. She was angry because I guess in her eyes he super embarrassed her in front of her clients. She said she had some kind of clients or the rooftop and it made her look bad or something. So she's probably raging. So you don't think that would happen in America? Like, imagine you went to Hill Hilton Hotel or whatever is really expensive and then you embarrassed the manager or the owner in front of his clients. Do you think he could have taken you to court if it was America? I don't know. Wow, this This place looks kind of scary. It's kind of a dark road you're taking me down.

Actually, uh, that's where—

Well, the stream is surprisingly well lit.

Actually, that way can pass, but then, uh, scared the people to camp in the luxury hotel.

Oh.

And then we will close.

I thought the stream would look really dark, but it's actually quite well lit. Damn. You would get permanently banned from the hotel. Yeah, I feel like that's all that would happen. And maybe sued. I feel like the owner could sue you for potentially making them lose, uh, business. They could sue you for the potential business that you made them lose. I think they could. Oh my God, you're scared?

I can't lie this way. I mean, this is This is last time for me. I will not come here.

Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy. Don't be scared. Yeah, this is pretty sketchy.

So scary. See, maybe— oh my God.

Oh my God, it's a rope alleyway.

I don't like selfish people.

Who is selfish?

Everyone.

Everyone?

Yeah, like some, some food, some people, uh, do this, this way.

Selfish people come this way. What do you mean?

Building this way.

Ah, we're safe. Yeah, we're safe now. Oh my God, I can't see.

Oh my God, wow, we like Mickey Mouse.

Mickey Mouse, like a mouse. We walk in the bad way, like It's like a maze.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

What are your thoughts on Ice Poseidon stuck in Thailand for more months?

Maybe he will feel boring. Boring. Yeah.

his friend. He can come to our house for dinner, but no streaming. Paul, will you be my friend?

Stop.

Go, go, go!

She's telling us, telling us to move up here.

In UK, have a— have a traffic light like this?

I don't think the UK has anything like this.

Really?

Yeah, maybe Bluewater. Bluewater in— I think it's outside of London. Bluewater is a pretty big shopping center. Actually, big shopping centers are on the decline in the UK and the Americans. These massive shopping malls, I feel like they're fading out of popularity in the West. People just rather stay at home and order on Amazon, but they're still really popular in Asia. Oh, she meant too many buildings because people are selfish and they want a building.

Oh, aircon.

Oh my God, it's nice.

Heaven.

Oh, when you step out of the heat into the aircon, it's so nice. I need to pee.

Okay, you pee.

You help me pee?

No.

Okay, can you hold this?

Okay, thank you.

Okay, pay time. Hello, testing. How's everyone doing? Okay, so we're gonna walk around in here, maybe get some food. I guess it's dinner time.

Japanese food.

People in ICE's Discord are saying he should cross the border via boat. Yeah, if he gets caught, he would be screwed. He would get like 20 years and sent to a work camp. Oh my God. Like, what's he gonna do about his, his stuff back home in America? Like his dog, his apartment? He's got to keep making those payments, and someone's got to, uh, do, do stuff for him. It must really suck. It's like your whole life gets put on hold. Nah, I'm okay. I'll need to pee again. If I drink, I need to pee again.

You can.

I don't want to pee. Siam Takashima. The whole place is like a Japanese mall. Look, this is all Japanese. I feel like I'm in Japan right now. The Japanese fine dining. I reckon this mall is financed by some Japanese company. Unagi. Unagi is not good. I don't like it.

Are you sure?

Teddy bear. You hungry again?

No, I mean when next my birthday.

Your birthday, you want that?

Okay.

You don't like 7-Eleven cake?

It's up to you if you buy for me again.

Oh, look.

I feel like I'll be hungry in 1 hour. Maybe we come back here later.

Okay.

Do they have the Teslas here? The Tesla? Let's see the Tesla. Teslas are cool. Oh, this is that place with the Thai market. It looks like a Thai market inside of the mall. I like this place, it's cool. Look, it's got like a little fake market.

Very cute.

Sit down.

Yeah, I'm a bit tired too.

Oh yeah, I want to know, you all, we were, uh, I want to know who have been here before.

Who's been here before?

Yeah, I want to know. I think never one don't know Thailand, right?

Maybe few people came before.

Who came here before?

No one.

No one. Uh-oh.

Let's go.

What country you think is in 9+. Japan number 1.

Who, me or them?

You.

Me?

Yeah. What you think?

I don't know.