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Hey guys, I'm back on YouTube. Things didn't work out on

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What happened with Kick? Um, they started paying me $6 an hour.

Done with it.

So we're gonna have a new plan from now on.

YouTube streams every night.

I'm not streaming on Kick for 3 hours and making $15. I make more than that on YouTube.

Well, it was a good run. I made about £20,000.

I made about £20,000. Paid off my debts, paid off my credit cards,

but it was a hellish nightmare of misery. I hated it.

Kick sucks.

Awful platform, terrible people on it.

But, you know, I milked them dry, got what I wanted, and then exited.

It's just, uh, yeah, I mean, things are gonna suck now because I was making really easy good money by barely doing anything. Now I've got to figure out a way how to, um,

make money again without Kick life support.

Savings looking healthy. Yeah, not too bad. I've got to get back on the YouTube grind. I'm going to be making videos, livestream every night on YouTube.

Why am I out of frame so much?

What's wrong with Kick? They're only paying me $6 an hour now. They used to pay me $16 or $17, almost $20 an hour, and I was making thousands of dollars every month. Now they're only paying me $6 an hour.

People got bored and stopped watching me on Kick, so I had lower viewers.

Yeah, I'm still renting the house, but I'm back at my mum's house right now because I got bored. I got bored at the house, so I came back to my mum's house.

It's funny, isn't it?

Who would have known living alone in a house in the middle of nowhere would be boring? I thought it would be so much fun.

So how do I get my old viewers back? What about Why I Hate My Ex-Wife Part 55?

I have considered multi-streaming and it was a disaster.

I barely got any viewers on Kick because they'd rather watch you on YouTube, and my earnings were slashed by 50%. Because I was multi-streaming. I only make $6 an hour now, so if it gets slashed another 50%, I'll be making $3 an hour on Kick.

So it's completely pointless. And also I'm sick. I got sick again.

Oh, this is how I used to do it. I used to crop it. Oops, wrong side.

Oh, it was the right side.

What, what happened? Hold on, edit. Why is it doing that?

How about that?

Looking neat,

the old setup.

I haven't moved out of Devon. I am planning or thinking about informing them I want to move out. It's just costing me so much. Without bringing anything back in return.

Hey Ollie, where you been?

So yeah, I'm gonna try and rebuild my channel.

Gotta get back into the— the days of easy money from Kick are over. I gotta get back into hustling. It was so easy, I got lazy with everything.

I lost the willpower to make videos and make good content

because they were just giving you money for doing nothing, basically.

Um, but then unfortunately I lost nearly all my viewers on Kick. I was averaging about 100 viewers on Kick, which was paying me like $16 an hour, and then they got bored and I'm down to like 30 viewers. 20 to 30 viewers,

and now they pay me like $6 an hour.

Sucks.

You gotta make content. Yeah, I don't want to. I can't be bothered.

I just, I don't have the drive like I used to fly around the world and do this and do that.

Also don't want to use relationships to make content anymore.

Also, I bought a new car. I'll make a video about the new car tomorrow. So it's like good quality and stuff, not lagging.

Yeah, well, not enough people came over to my Kick, and then the people that did come over to the Kick stopped watching it, and now I'm forced to come back to YouTube.

I'm getting paid $6 an hour. Ridiculous. It's like £5 an hour. It's almost a third of minimum wage. It's an absolute joke, that stupid website.

I hate Kick.

You've got 2 cars? No. So what I did was I traded in my old car, the Peugeot. I got £900 cashback plus a £500 charging card, and I got a new electric car, which is very nice. My mum bought a new car as well. It's so funny, me and my mum went to the car dealership, we both

got new cars.

Dave Gibson's coming over tomorrow to check them out.

See, life is just more fun here. I don't know, it's because people are here, I guess. Devon's nice and everything, but I'm all alone, so it seems— feels so depressing over there.

Human beings, they can't live alone in isolation. It's not good for mental health. We weren't built this way. No, we didn't get the same car this time. We both got white cars, but my one's like a crossover hatchback SUV, and hers one's just a normal SUV.

New car's so nice.

It's got heated seating, heated steering wheel. It's got a button on the steering wheel, it lets you skip the song on the playlist. And the car automatically locks when you walk away from it, and then when you walk back to it, automatically unlocks. So you don't even have to reach for the key anymore.

Really cool. I'll show you the car tomorrow.

Yeah, I got a Citroën. They look really nice.

Well, basically I got a Citroën C4 Electric.

It's got a 200-mile range, 0 to 60 in 10 seconds, 132 British horsepower. What else?

Citroën exclusive ultra cushion suspension and 18-inch alloys. It looks really cool. Am I permanently done with Kick? So what I'm gonna do is I'll probably still do like 5 hours of a day on Kick for like stocks and trading,

and then I'll have dinner, and then after dinner I'll do a couple hours on YouTube. This is the new plan, the new paradigm.

Yeah, I was tempted to get a petrol Citroën, but I just— I really don't like manual, so I got another electric car.

They throw in £500 Um, charging card with it, which is about 2,700 miles worth of free charging. So that's pretty good.

In km, I'm not sure. Isn't km like 1.5 times miles? Maybe it's like 250, maybe it's like 300 kilometers. I don't know.

On red? What do you, what do you mean on red?

What's on red?

Why didn't I get pre-owned Tesla?

Um, because all the Teslas within that price range of around $12,000 to $13,000, $15,000, they're old. They're like 2020 model. They've got 100,000+ miles mileage

and the insurance is still expensive.

React to red. I don't know what you're talking about. What is red?

Do I need to update numbers?

Uh, savings about £6,200 right now. I guess I'll change it. I paid my mum off £1,400.

Overdraft is creeping up

because I had to pay council tax, so that's wrong. And I've got to pay rent soon, so that's just like £1,900.

It's been a while since the YouTube stream.

Um, credit cards zero still. Amazon debt has gone up as well. I got an iPhone Air.

Damn, debt's racking up.

Amazon debt's like $2,000 now.

Debt's racking up again, and I lost my cash cow of Kick.

Yeah, Kick's done. They're only paying me $6 an hour.

Yeah, I'm paying new— I got a PCP plan, £100 a month for my PCP plan, so it's not too bad.

I won't even notice £100 a month.

Can I crank up my volume? Testing, testing. How about that? That's maximum. I can crank up the gain.

No, I'm not even paying anything for the new car because I got £6,500 for my Peugeot

and I'm paying £100 a month for finance, so you barely even notice £100 a month.

What happened to Kick? My Kick viewers abandoned me. I went from 100 viewers down to 30 viewers. Kick's only paying me $6 an hour. Even if I stream 10 hours a day, I only make $60.

I can make around that on YouTube with just doing like 4-hour stream.

So I'm not streaming all day long just to make $6 an hour.

My KCP went down the toilet. Kick did all these changes so bots don't make extra money and people opening multiple tabs don't make extra money, and they've clamped down on inactive viewers. Like, people just leave it on in the background. Apparently they're like clamping down on inactive viewers.

I don't know why they care so much about interactivity. They're like, oh, you have viewer engagement, blah blah blah.

No, I didn't pay for the view bots, but someone is botting my streams. And yeah, okay, the bots did used to make the streams make more money, but now they don't. Wasn't me, honest to God.

Wasn't me,

I swear. I never lie. I'm the most honest YouTuber.

Well, I'll do like a couple hours, maybe 4 or 5 hours on Kick in the daytime for like trading stocks.

If I tried finance videos, yeah, I've done quite a few like dividend stocks and yeah, they got good CPM, but they never got views from my non-viewers. They only got views because I used to have viewers that would watch anything I make, but I needed to grow outside of my own viewers, but it didn't happen.

Car payments for 36 months and then balloon payment of £6K at the end. But I'm not going to do the balloon payment. I'm probably just going to trade the car in in 2 years and get a newer car. EV technology always improving very quickly. In 2 years, the Citroën ë-C4 version of like 2027 is gonna blow the

water out of my car. We're gonna have like 60 kilowatt battery.

So yeah, I knew this was coming. I always knew that one day the Kick thing would come to an end.

Yeah, I don't know if it's worth doing the multi-streaming thing. Like, $3 an hour is peanuts.

It's like $10 if I do a 4-hour stream.

Well, my car isn't brand new, it's 2 years old. It's 2023 reg, one previous owner. I'm really looking forward to driving it back to Devon, see what it's like on the motorway. I drove it back from the dealership with my mum And it was so good. Number one, it's a much bigger car. I'm sat up much higher.

The suspension is so smooth, like you're gliding, and those big wheels absorb the bumps. I didn't test out my music though, so I couldn't be bothered to set it up right there.

Damn, market's tanking. Up £7.

Look who's come back. Yep, the prodigal son returns to reclaim his throne.

You're a crossover fan? Yeah, they're pretty nice. I didn't even know they existed. So it's a hatchback SUV crossover,

so it's not as— I don't know, it's like not as spacious and high up as a proper SUV, so it doesn't have like that bulky build like an SUV, so it's got better aerodynamics. I don't know what makes it a hatchback though, like what part of it is hatchbacky. I'd say it's more like a saloon, like a

sedan, a saloon. I don't know what it's called.

Mike's Razor Siren X2.

Yeah, it's got way higher ground clearance, so you could literally crawl under it.

It looks massive compared to my old Peugeot. It's huge, but it's only 30 centimeters longer and it's 5 centimeters wider. But for some reason it looks massive, like a proper car, not like a little toy car. And this time I'm gonna try not to bash it all up.

Why people say I aged? Because I did.

Because I have aged.

My expenses per month? Oh God, I don't know.

£900 rent, £150 electricity, £100 council tax, £200 food, £150 internet miscellaneous. I'm paying £300 a month for 2 more months for the iPhone Air. I got the Flip 7.

Where is it? Oh, Flip 7 here. It's costing me £50 a month. I sold my Switch 2 to the SCEX shop for £300. Well, £280.

You know, Sam Pepper got banned on Kick as well. He fired a firework at a kid, kid's face in India, and the kid lost an eye apparently, and he got permanently banned.

That's crazy. At least I didn't get banned, and he was getting like 2,000 viewers. He must be kicking himself. He must be making really good— I mean, I made a lot of money just with 100 viewers. Imagine 2,000 viewers. He must be making like hundreds an hour.

So yeah, I don't know if I'll make like sit-down videos again. I don't really have much to talk about apart from financial stuff and boring stuff like cars and stocks.

Um, hold on, I'm up £11 on my short. I don't know if I should take it.

Maybe. Oh, also, I don't know, I think I already told you this. Yeah, I became an uncle.

I think I already said that last stream.

Where's the iPhone? I don't know, it's somewhere.

Seagull flew at me out of nowhere and then I dropped it and it smashed. It's in the repair shop. That's a totally true story, guys, trust me. That's completely what happened.

I'm gonna show you the new car tomorrow. I'll make a little video, not a stream.

I might sell the iPhone Air. I'm not sure. It's only worth about— CEX offers about £450. Maybe I can get more if I put it on Facebook. I don't know. Apparently the girl didn't lose a night.

I have a feeling he'll be back though. I don't feel like he'll be a permanent ban.

Yeah, it's nice to be back on YouTube. Look at this chat, the actual people chatting. It's great. Kick was so boring. It was a dead chat all the time. No wonder they lowered my KCP.

I made $170 on YouTube back in October. Because I barely posted anything.

God, it's so nice actually having like an active stream. I missed this. I miss the days when I get hundreds of viewers and like people actually were interested in what I'm up to.

And then I went to the car dealership today and someone snitched on me. The salesman was like, uh, we got an email from one of your followers. They said that you used car, uh, wheel cleaner on the car, so we're gonna have to inspect it again. So I said, okay, so there's no damage from the wheel cleaner.

And they still gave me the full price. I'm just shocked that some no-life loser,

um, took action so quickly to send off an email with a little video clip. Found the video clip of me cleaning the car with the wheel cleaner. It was like— he showed me the email as well. It was like, an individual named Daniel Lord is attempting to trade in his car, he used wheel cleaner on the inside

and outside. Wheel cleaners are extremely acidic and caustic. Me and the salesman just laughed. I said, yeah, that happens a lot. I get harassed a lot.

So fortunately there was no damage from the wheel cleaner. Because I wiped it off, obviously. And I got the full trading price plus a little bonus, £500 credit on charging.

Okay, I'm taking profit. Just made £12

on my short. Yeah, I also got a warning from Trading 212 for trading too much. Can you believe that?

A trading platform warned me for trading too much.

I can't believe it. They said if this activity continues, we're gonna have to put a 24-hour trading ban where you cannot open new positions but you can close current ones.

Yeah, but I'm making you money with every trade I make because you charge me fees. Why? How— why are you unhappy with that? I don't get it.

Why can't you get a Tesla? Number one, insurance is very expensive for a Tesla. My insurance for my new Citroën is about half the price of my Peugeot insurance. I was quoted £400-£500 a year. A Tesla would be well over £1,000, maybe £1,500 for insurance. And number 2, I can only afford an old Tesla, like 2020 model,

with probably very high mileage, like 100,000 miles, extreme battery degradation. The total range will probably be rubbish because of the degradation. And I don't really like Teslas that much anymore. I think the design looks kind of plain. I don't like the way everything is on a touchscreen. My Citroën has buttons and knobs for aircon control, all button

operated. I got knobs, I got buttons.

I hate touchscreens in a car because when you're driving, your finger goes like this. Like, you can't— because it's like you're moving around in the car and it's like, oh, trying to press this little button, your finger's flying all over the place. I just want a button.

So I don't like how everything is done on the touchscreen.

And actually, I think my new car looks way better than a Tesla.

I got a white, white Citroën with black trim.

My earnings now— well, I don't know about YouTube, but it's in the toilet. I gotta rebuild my YouTube. Kick earnings are down to like $6 an hour. So even if I stream every single day, 10 hours a day, I would only make

$1,800 a month, which is about £1,300 a month,

which seems nice, but for the amount of streaming you got put in, it's very depressing. And miserable, and I have to stream all day long. I hate it. I like doing short stream, like 3, 4 hours, 5 hours max. Anything over 4 hours, I just feel miserable.

My trading's not bad. I've reduced my P&L by £400. I've been making decent money recently doing trading. My P&L total loss was like £2,300. I whittled it down to 1,800.

Well,

I don't know what YouTube's gonna be.

I don't seem to get donos anymore,

so if I don't get any donos, then it might not be much better than Kick.

I just, I don't really know what content to make because you guys just all seem to care about going to Japan, and I don't want to go to Japan anymore. I've got a car. I like my car. I guess I'm like a car guy now. I like driving my car. Very fast,

within the speed limit, obviously.

I really enjoy driving, and I've got a girlfriend. I've got a new girlfriend now. She's British.

I don't care about Japanese women anymore. They don't really do it for me anymore.

Did I really build an audience on Japan? Iron popped. I sold my iron at $74. What's it at now?

I've got 20% gain.

Trading 212 is being weird. It won't show me the ticker symbols.

Yeah, I'm meeting my girlfriend next weekend for her birthday. I got her a present.

I'm gonna take her out. I met her last weekend. We stayed at a yurt.

Now I'm not really going to talk too much about that, just to keep things very simple. I'm not going to go into detail. Oh wow, thanks Luffy,

very generous.

Here's a dono, Daniel. Looking forward to seeing the car. Thanks.

I miss the— wait, that's not the Indian voice.

No, she's not fat.

It's $1. Yeah, it's 10 minutes of streaming on Kick, isn't it?

So, you know, I'm gonna try and do YouTube again a couple months. See how much I can make. I'll probably go get a job or do Uber Eats.

My goal is I want to try and make

$70 to $100 a day.

That's my goal.

Kick's just finished. They're only paying me $6 an hour now.

Get a proper job.

Where? In Kent or Devon?

Why nobody chats on Kick? I don't know.

I don't know. It's like always just 4 people in the Kick chat.

Yeah, now I've got to pay taxes as well in 2027. I probably gotta pay like £2,000 taxes for that money I made on Kick.

So I gotta pay £700 taxes next January for the previous year, and then for this tax year I've got to pay like £2.5K.

Oh wow, thanks Fluffy. Here's another dono. Daniel, is this better? Um, yeah, much better. That's like 1 hour of streaming on Kick already.

Kick made Daniel into angry a-hole. Well, yeah, I mean, you try streaming all day long every day It drives you crazy. Yeah, I was mentally losing my mind, snapping at everyone, banning people.

It's not a way to live. It's a horrible way to live, but I did it to milk that good money as hard as I could.

I think I am pretty good at milking.

Milked it hard and fast.

Oh wow, it's like Mario. Is it your GF on the subreddit? I'm pretty sure I would know if she was on the subreddit.

Wait, let me see if she messaged me.

Yeah, we've been talking today, but I'm pretty sure she would have said something if she found out who I was.

I was making $200 a day on Kick. From June up until about October, and then they shut me down.

They wrecked my KCIP. I'm back down to $6 an hour. I'm done.

And they gave me a warning email because I wasn't talking on stream. I was just sitting there doing nothing, and they took all my money away from Friday. I made $250 on that Friday. They took it all away, and I've been bitter and jaded ever since.

Why would I tell anyone I'm 37 when I'm not 37? I'm 36.

God, I can't wait to show my new car. It looks amazing.

Best car I've ever had.

Just stay here on YouTube. Yeah, I gotta come back to my roots. You don't own it. You don't need to own things. To enjoy them. It's like, I don't own my girlfriend, I don't own my house. You can still enjoy it though, in the same way if you had owned it.

I mean, you go to a Tesla Supercharger and you see all the fancy people with their Teslas. Probably all of them have it on finance. Who outright buys a car these days anyway, unless you're rich? You keep your cash liquid for emergencies and investments, and then just get a car on PCP,

and you have flexibility. Like, you can trade it in, balloon payment.

OMG, your GF pic on the sub. Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Let's see then.

That's not her. Jesus Christ.

Oh no, I mean, would I date her if that was her?

The angle's not great. I have a feeling that girl in the pic probably has a hook nose.

Eyes are nice, lips are nice, hair's a bit weird.

I mean, I don't know, I mean, maybe I'd date her if that was her.

No, I asked the salesman if I was planning on changing my car in a few years What would be better, outright buying it or PCP? And he said PCP would give you more flexibility.

Because I said to him, I was thinking of buying it outright in cash because my mum offered to loan me some money to buy it out in cash.

But I decided to go for the PCP instead because I don't feel the pinch.

I already made £9. That's 2 hours of streaming on Kick. I make £5 an hour on Kick. I've been streaming 40 minutes. I made 2 hours worth already from donos alone.

No, I trust the salesman. He was a nice guy. He— after we got home, he phoned us asking if everything was okay.

And then the sales manager came out, was like, enjoy your cars, guys. Really friendly bunch.

Yeah, I'm not gonna add the card. Oh yo, add $8,000 to the debt. No thanks. It's only £100 a month over 3 years. I'm not even gonna notice it.

PCP interest about 9.5%,

and I got £500 Electroverse charging card, and I got £900 cashback from my car trading because The total value of my Peugeot was greater than the maximum 40% deposit, so I put down £5.6K deposit. So they gave me back the difference from £6.5K, which is £900. They haven't given it to me yet. They said I'll get it

in a few weeks.

So I get £900 in a couple weeks. I get my £500 charging card probably this week.

Oh wow, thanks Chen Lu. How long are you going to Keep lying to your GF?

Uh, I don't know.

It's for her own protection.

It's in her best interests, really. Everyone's happier if they just don't know about my YouTube.

You're like minus 18,000. Well, yeah, if you add up all the costs

deducted from my savings. Can't wait for the meltdown. No, I'm not gonna melt down, you know, I'm mentally prepared. For that outcome.

And I'll be like, well, I didn't really have a choice. If I told her who I was, she would never have met me in the first place.

So

I'm just gonna enjoy

forever how long it lasts. I'm just gonna enjoy it and do my best to be a good boyfriend. And if it blows up in my face, you know, I'm willing to accept

the outcome. But really, I didn't have any choice,

because if you Google my name, I don't think any girl's gonna want to date me.

So, I mean, it's a really tricky situation because, yeah, I've made mistakes in the past and yeah, I've done some not very nice things, but I don't think it's fair that I get punished for life because of that. I think everyone deserves a fresh start, clean slate, but I can't have a fresh start. With all this online

stuff dragging me down. So I can't get rid of it. The only thing I can do is hide it.

I wish I didn't have to do this,

and I hope that at some point you know, enough time passes, like it's going to be 10 years,

and people will be able to look past it as like some dumb thing I did when I was younger.

At some point I'm gonna be 50 and I'll get a 50-year-old girlfriend and be like, okay, yeah, I did this dumb thing in my 20s

To get internet clout.

I'm not really proud of it,

but I don't think I should be punished for life for it.

You never stop doing dumb stuff? I think I've cleaned up my act quite a lot, actually.

I think I'm a lot more respectful.

I think I'm a lot more empathetic.

Like, I'm not making ex-girlfriend tier lists.

I think I changed.

I'm a changed man.

I'm putting effort into becoming a better person.

Do you want to see a picture of my new car?

That's a good picture.

This is my new car.

Doesn't it look so good? I love the back, the back spoiler. I've got 18-inch alloy wheels. White with black finish, black trim. I love the black bumper. I love the black bar across the headlights or the backlights. It looks so cool.

Can't wait to do a proper video showing you its features.

It looks really cool compared to my old car.

Yep, I'm fully back to YouTube now. Top speed, 93 miles per hour, same as the Peugeot.

So I mean, you're gonna get wrecked on the Autobahn, people doing 150 on that, but this is the UK. You do 93, you get busted by the police.

It's not Karen mobile, it's a sexy crossover hatchback SUV with extreme comfort, family car, spacious room in the back seats for all my passengers.

Before Kick on YouTube, I was making about £1,400 dollars a month, but I was still riding off the coattails of that Toki Tom video. I don't know what happened to all the Toki Tom people, they all disappeared.

So yeah, I'm just gonna do YouTube streams, maybe 3 hours talking, no gaming, no stocks,

just talking about life. And then I'll do stocks and gaming on Kick during the day.

Yeah, I just want a bit more variety in life, like tiny bit of Kick, tiny bit of YouTube, maybe some delivery work would be nice to break things up.

If I see a Beelivery, I might go do it in the afternoon.

But I really want to focus on trading. I think I've really made a breakthrough with my trading strategy.

All these people saying, oh, it's gambling, or you never make money. One day I'll prove you wrong. Maybe not today or tomorrow.

No, I closed out most of my Shorts.

The OnlyFans, I can't even get onto the site. I try going to OnlyFans, it just times out, says can't reach this page. I can't get onto it. I probably have a couple hundred dollars in my balance. I can't take it out because I can't get onto the website.

Release old videos to members.

I don't know,

it takes— I've got hundreds of videos. I have to do them one by one, set to membership, and then I don't even know if people would pay for it.

Maybe I'll set it to like $10 a month.

I just don't really care about the old videos anymore. I hate the old videos. They just ruin my life.

I like some of them. Had some good times. I liked how many views I got on some of them, like the 200k bangers.

But those days are over. It's time to move on.

Going to show Dave Gibson my car tomorrow. Now we all have Citroëns. Citroën gang.

Why are those days over? Cuz I just can't get any views. All I get is like 3 or 4K,

and I don't know what to talk about anymore really.

And to be honest, I just kind of hate Kick. I hate the culture. I hate the toxic viewers on Kick. The Kick viewership is so toxic. All the big streamers on Kick have such toxic audiences, like Aiden Ross and Ice Poseidon.

The CEO of Kick, Eddie, he's like, I don't know,

brown-noses Ice Poseidon. Like, he's like an edgelord. He loves Ice Poseidon.

He gave Ice Poseidon a multi-million dollar deal,

like $20 million or something.

But I just, I don't like the culture and the atmosphere on Kick. It's just so toxic.

People on YouTube are just so much nicer, so it's such a nicer, wholesome feeling on YouTube.

And it's got Super Chats,

and I thought maybe there's like a chance of growing on Kick. Because I've got a fresh channel, maybe I could attract new viewers, but it just never happened. That never happened because I can't grow on YouTube. Nothing I do grows the channel.

I miss those days on YouTube getting 300, 500 viewers talking about my life in Japan.

Where am I living? I'm still living in Devon, but right now I'm back at my mum's house.

Bought a new car.

I don't know if my sister's gonna come down before I leave. She might not because I'm sick,

but my sister's really busy with the baby.

I want to show her my car.

I want to see if my car's big enough to be able to sleep in it with the seats down.

Oh, my vape ran out of battery.

Since when I started vaping? Uh, a couple months ago.

Yeah, I just— I don't know what to make videos about anymore. It used to be all about my marriage and life in Japan, and then it was like travel stuff, meeting girls, but I don't want to do that anymore. I've grown up and I've matured and I've changed as a person.

All I really got to talk about is stuff like cars, stocks, money, life plans.

The big question is, when am I going to move out of that Devon house?

It's a shame because it's a really beautiful area, really peaceful. The house is really nice,

but my girlfriend doesn't live in Devon. She lives in Somerset. Well, it's like Wiltshire really,

so it's not even like she lives nearby, so there's no point living there. I might as well move out and move to Wiltshire,

or even like Reading or Basingstoke would be closer to that.

You once pinned one of my comments. I don't remember, but yeah, I remember you being very annoying. I forgot why though.

What is Kick and where did you go?

Uh, Kick is a streaming website where a lot of banned people and outcast streamers went to, lured by the temptation of easy money. Same as me. I was making thousands of dollars a month and then they lowered my earnings per hour to like $6 an hour, and now I'm, I'm done with it.

Did you miss us? Yeah, I missed the YouTube crowd, but the money was just so good on Kick I couldn't not do Kick. But now the money's rubbish. I'm back, baby, back to my roots.

She dumps you again, you're stuck in Wiltshire. Yeah, that's why I'm not really in a rush to move to Wiltshire.

And best month I had was July. I made £7,000. She's nearly $9,000 in one month.

But I don't make that money anymore.

Money just went down the toilet.

I haven't been able to save a lot of it because of expenses.

Expensive living in Devon. Spending like £2,000 a month.

How does one acquire Amazon debt? You buy stuff on finance.

So I bought iPhone Air, Flip 7, a few other things.

I don't know how I spent so much every month. I spent a couple hundred a month on hotels to go see my girlfriend.

And games, I bought a few games. I got Battlefield 6 and I don't play anymore because it's boring.

I was watching Location Location Location just now. People in London looking for houses and they cost like £1 million and the houses are tiny, not even detached, semi-detached. But because they want to live in London so badly because they got all their friends there, they have to pay like £1 million for some rubbish semi-detached house that's not

really any better than my house in Devon. My house in Devon was like £140K.

According to property websites.

So that's my new plan. I'm not gonna stream in the morning. I'm gonna wake up, do my morning stuff, have lunch, do a Kick stream for like 4 or 5 hours until dinner, and then dinner break, and then YouTube stream a couple hours. This is my new plan.

Yeah, Phil on that show, he was like, oh, you got a really big garden with this property. And it's literally just like a strip of grass, like a narrow strip, long strip of grass. And then the people are like, oh wow, this garden's really good. It's a stupid little strip of grass. Look at my garden. My garden's

massive here. We got like 6 different lawns.

That's a garden. Your garden in London, £1 million house, like strip of grass.

You can barely like mow the lawn with a ride-on mower.

I don't know why people are so desperate to live in London. It's just because they got friends there.

Move and then make new friends in the new place. You know, there's people outside of London. Millions of them. Just like move to some town in the countryside and then make friends there.

London has jobs. Yeah, but so many of these people work from home.

Like my sister works from home. Why do they live in London? It's because they got friends there.

Well, why don't you just tell the friends move out of London?

Well, I don't know. You don't see your friends every day, do you? Just drive in or get a train.

I don't know, maybe not get a train. Did you see that stabbing that happened on the train in the UK? And that is why I learned to drive. I didn't want to get stabbed on a train.

You could get a taxi and you'd still be saving more money from not having to pay London rents or house prices. Like, £750k for a house in London, it's like crappy terrace house, shared entrance and all that stuff. You don't even get like your own privacy or your own place. For nearly a million pounds. A million pounds,

you could buy 4 houses in Devon. Why don't you just buy 4 houses in Devon? Your friends can live in the other 3 houses. Move all your friends out with you.

Why is it a massive week for the unemployed?

London has jobs. The whole country has jobs. There's jobs everywhere in the country. Jobs in Devon, jobs in Kent. It's not like everyone outside of London doesn't have a job,

but they were like, oh, networking in London, blah blah blah.

Get a house outside of London and then you can still commute into London.

I would never want to live in London. It's not worth it.

Old people live in the countryside. Yeah, old people are way nicer than young people.

Old people are nice and peaceful and they just want to live their life quietly. Young people just like stabbing each other all the time.

Yeah, Somerset's really nice. I've been, I've been going to Somerset almost every week.

I went— I've driven past Stonehenge like 6 times now. It's beautiful. I drove from I think Warminster. I drove down through Warminster down towards Amesbury to the Supercharger. The views were amazing. It was a nice open straight road. I put my foot down, music blasting. I thought, damn, this country is so beautiful,

and yet people just want to sit in London. Surrounded by the smog.

So nice. You get a car, you hit the road, get out of the city.

My favorite part when I go back to Devon is when you get off the M26. God, I hate the M26. Why is it like the road is weird on the M26? It's like made out of concrete, and it's like segments of concrete, blocks of concrete with like a line between each block of concrete, so you feel every

bump as you're going across it.

As soon as you get off the M26 towards the West Country, and it just turns into so much like beautiful scenery.

No speed cameras either. Everyone's doing like 80+, not me though, I do 70.

Life's so laid back and nice in the countryside.

Yeah, Somerset's quite nice,

but I'm not very happy in Devon because I'm all alone

these past— how many days? I got back here Sunday. It's when— no, it's Wednesday. These past 4 days alone have been more interesting and stimulating for me than the past 4 months in Devon. I've been just feeling like in a prison in Devon.

Just feel so miserable there.

I don't— I just don't know why though, because it's very nice there.

Driving is really nice there as well. The roads are so empty.

It's just like B roads, country roads, no complicated junctions and roundabouts.

Very, very simple, carefree driving.

I'm getting hot. This jumper is really thick.

I don't know why I get so hot in the evening.

The heating's not even on. The heating's not on and I'm boiling. This house is just so much better insulated than my Devon house. In Devon house, freezing. I'll have my heating on all the time,

costing me what, 2 kilowatts per hour? It's like 20p an hour.

Oh, so nice and warm in this house. The shower is nice and hot and powerful. I'm not freezing when I have a shower here. In Devon, it's like freezing cold when I get out the shower.

Yeah,

I was tempted to go traveling when the kick started. I was seriously thinking of going back to Thailand.

But I don't know, I got a girlfriend here, so I decided I don't really need to go to Thailand. I don't even want to go to Thailand. I don't want to go to Japan ever again.

It's got so many bad memories there. Bad and sad memories.

I want to settle down, make a life for myself in the UK,

try and find some sense of purpose here. I really do like my new car stuff though.

I never thought I'd get this into driving and cars.

Now, all my life I hated driving and I thought cars were stupid.

Just makes you want to go back in time and slap your younger self. You don't know what you're talking about.

You were just scared. So then you created all these mental gymnastics to convince yourself that it sucks when you only wanted to think it sucks because you were scared to do it. Now you're not scared of doing it, you enjoy it.

Will I visit the US? Nope. I never want to get on a plane ever again.

I would die happy if I never had to get on a plane in my whole life ever again.

I did that for, what, 15 years of my life? Ever since I became an adult, ever since I went from becoming a teenager to an adult, In 2010,

flying to Japan and Korea and all around here and there. I've done that for 15 years. I don't want to do it anymore. Been there, done that. I don't like it anymore.

I hate flying.

I hate traveling. Don't care about other cultures. I don't care about other languages and food. I can get food here. If I want Japanese food, I can get Japanese food from Tesco. Tesco sushi is really good now.

I don't really crave foreign food, and we got foreign food here.

Got women here. Got jobs. Everything you need in life is here.

You don't need to go all the way halfway across the world.

That's what I've learned as I got older.

I always thought when I was younger I would hate to live in the UK and have a house,

but now I think it's actually quite a nice way of living life.

Makes me wonder why I was so obsessed with living in Japan.

I think white women are way better than Asian women, mainly for the fact that they smell so good. Asian women don't have any smell.

It's boring. It's like having a Big Mac that tastes of nothing.

I used to glorify Japanese women so much. I think, think they were so great.

Nothing beats just having your face buried in a smelly armpit.

Not smelly as in it's bad, but as in it's pretty good.

I don't think I could. I think I would only ever date a white woman ever again. Like, I would never date— I don't think I want to date a non-white woman ever again.

Because I probably have a smell fetish. Like, I like the stinky cheese smell of my toenail.

I definitely have a stink fetish. I think

perfume.

I hate perfume. I hate deodorant.

I wanna smell the, the true smells. The natural smells.

Didn't they say about Napoleon,

he would, um, after coming back from campaigning and wars, he would make sure his wife wasn't bathed for days or something, and everyone laughed at him,

but he was onto something.

Kick arc finally finished. Yep, I'm winding it down.

Money's gone.

Yeah, I use shampoo, Head and Shoulders 2-in-1.

I don't know what I'll do with all my furniture. Just leave it in my mum's garage, I guess, in case I move out again.

I've got a bed and a sofa. A table. Beanbag.

It's weird because

I just wrote off white women and British women from as soon as I hit puberty. I was like, oh, white women? No thanks. It's crazy. I don't know why I was so anti-white woman.

He has a very specific weird fetish for Japanese women that lasted over a decade.

Finally snapped out of it.

I mean, some— yeah, I guess a lot of Japanese women age well,

but I don't really feel like super attracted to them.

And I just don't want to go to Japan anymore.

There's nothing about Japan that I really miss or like.

The food's not that great.

I prefer the food here. I prefer the bacon, the bread. We've got pea and ham soup, got baked beans. Got proper cheese. Not that I eat cheese. I don't really eat cheese much.

You got fish and chips. You got the best Chinese and Indian takeaways that you don't have in Japan. The Chinese and Indian food in Japan's nice, but it's not that great. We don't even have savaloy sausage in Japan.

And then the accommodation in Japan, it's miserable. Tiny little shoebox apartment, brown and cream color.

Ugh, I'd rather live in a house any day. Driveway, garden.

Blood Bucket was the last one. Yeah, I guess so.

Last J woman,

50 years plus. Didn't exactly end it on a high note, did I?

Since Chihiro, I never got another Japanese girlfriend.

Or really, well, I guess I did hook up with a couple, but, but they were over 40 years old.

I've never really been with a 20-something Japanese girl apart from my first girlfriend, but she was probably the worst girlfriend I ever had.

We didn't even do it.

Would I have stayed in Japan if I was successful with women?

No, I got bored.

Oh, hey TB.

Thanks for welcoming me back. Welcoming me. Welcoming me back. I can't say it. Welcoming me back.

Kick's only paying me $6 an hour. I'm done. I'm fed up with Kick. I hate it. They can suck my ballsack. Stupid fucking kick. I've gotta be careful not to swear on YouTube. Might demonetize me.

I enjoyed the experience of being independent like a proper adult in Devon, going to Tesco alone, doing my shopping.

It is nice to get away sometimes.

I saw this stream of Ice and Eddie talking about KCIP going down.

Eddie said that KCIP hasn't been lowered, it's just that they have become better at

sussing out who are real viewers and who are like inactive viewers and bots and not paying out for those.

Viewers. They only want to pay out people who have active viewership,

and when you've only got about 30 active viewers on your stream, they're not going to pay you much.

And maybe that's fair. I mean, I guess it is fair if my content's not good enough. To attract more than 30 viewers, then maybe I don't deserve getting paid more than $6 an hour, which is fair, I guess, isn't it? But okay, then I'm not going to stream on Kick

if that's how you want to play it.

Be my guest, kill your website.

The new Citroën's white. Do you want to see it? My new baby.

Look at that thing, it's gorgeous.

Beautiful spoiler backside, 18-inch wheels.

It's a chunky car. People see me coming down the road, they get the fuck out my way. Oops, better not swear.

Maybe I'll do a car review. Do not buy Citroën C4 rubbish.

Yeah, I don't like this thing YouTube does now. It shows people's usernames instead of their channel name with the@. So I have a channel name and I have a username.

So when I type, it says, says my username, not my channel name. See, I changed my username to whatever. It used to say Hiding in My Room as my name,

and now it says my username.

Yeah, this is a chunky car, but it's damn quick because it's electric. It's still got the torque and the instant acceleration of an EV. Does 0 to 30 really quickly. 0 to 60 though, bit sluggish. But when do you ever do 0 to 60? It's not like you got traffic lights on the motorway. Uh, maybe at the

roundabouts, but you're not gonna do 0 to 60 that quickly. It could be dangerous.

Do I feel sad I lost hiding my room? No,

not really.

Where is he streaming? I'm on YouTube.

I don't know how agile it is

for overtaking on the motorway because yeah, I'd regularly do like 60 to 75 to overtake and yeah, I need that horsepower to do the overtake quickly. You don't want to be overtaking, takes you forever. Well, I usually stick in the right lane on the motorway and I'm doing max speed, although I probably shouldn't because it's not good

for the range.

And you're not really going to get to your destination much quicker if you do 80 instead of 70. You still get to the destination, you don't get there like half an hour quicker just because you're doing 10 miles per hour faster.

It feels like you're making faster progress, but you're not really. Like, you get— you, you go really fast, you end up catching up to the jam up ahead, and then the people you overtook end up catching up to you anyway. So then you didn't really get further than they did. Maybe in the beginning you did, but then

they caught up. You still get to the same place the same time that they get there.

So apart from it being a bit more fun, it's kind of pointless

and very fuel inefficient.

Tear through that battery doing over 70.

I think my car looks way better than a Tesla.

It's got all the black bits on it, which I really like, like around the headlights and the spoiler. And not the headlights, the rear lights.

I might change my channel name to something like My Financial Journey.

We talk about finances, investing. How about I change my channel name to Finance and Cars?

The Driving Trader.

What are rear lights called? Backside lights?

No, I haven't had anal in months. I put Bobby away.

I kind of got hooked on anal where it felt better than actually wanking. Like I could nut harder from getting rammed up the bum.

But I kept tearing my butthole and bleeding

like a man period. And then I got shit everywhere. I kept getting shit on my bedsheets. I had to wash my bedsheets a lot.

It would just leak out with the lube.

Sorry, too much info.

And then when I nutted, it felt so good. I'd make groan sounds like a girl, and then I'd start saying, fuck my ass. And then I realized things are going Getting kind of strange.

Why'd I stop doing it? Uh, I got a girlfriend.

Didn't need to do it. I didn't feel the need to do it.

Supposed to clean yourself out first. Well, yeah, I took a shit in the morning, but there's still little bits left up there. I don't know how to— how do you reach up there?

I'm interested to see what kind of charging speeds I get at the Supercharger because it's supposed to be able to charge up to 100 kilowatts, but so is my Peugeot, but it will only do a maximum of 67 kilowatts per hour— I mean, 67 kilowatts charging speed. Which means I gotta sit there for like 30 minutes plus

to get a full charge before heading off again.

Yeah, Kick chat's so boring. It's either really dead or suddenly I get these trolls. There's like 3 or 4 of them, always come at the same time. And they start trolling me

and they're really annoying

and I ban them. They just come back with a new account. I put followers only mode on and then people who are not trolls end up not being able to chat.

Don't get any trolls on YouTube.

I hated the Kick chat. I just put subscriber mode only on to turn it off because no one's willing to pay $5 a month to be a subscriber.

Don't even want to pay $5 a month to be able to troll. Probably because I'll ban them anyway, even if they paid.

Yeah, I can't be bothered to clean my bum out.

Get a hose and like shove it up there and wash it out. Can't be bothered.

50 minutes until Asia market.

God, my new car looks so good. I can't stop looking at it.

It's a booty. Look at that.

I love that little black window, the little triangle one. Looks so cool.

I love the alloys. It's not that boring regular silver boring alloy. It's got that nice little design like the PlayStation D-pad.

Oh god, it looks so good.

Look at it.

I love that spoiler. The spoiler looks so good.

I got it today.

It was so nice to drive. I thought, oh, it's gonna be really scary to drive. It was not. It felt so comfortable. I felt like I dominated the road. Higher seating position. The old car, I traded it in for this new car. I can't show you now, it's pitch black out there. I'll make a video tomorrow.

My favorite thing so far about it, um, there's a little button on the steering wheel lets you skip to the next song on the playlist. That's game-changing. Before I had to like side-eye the screen and try and press the skip track button on the touchscreen. Now I've got a physical button.

And got heated seating, heated steering wheel, which is way more energy efficient than blowing hot air out of the aircon. I like EDM and heavy metal. It's very contrasting genres. It's kind of weird because you got like soft female vocals, EDM, and then suddenly it's like Killswitch Engage screaming.

And what else I like about it? It's got like this little transparent plastic pop-up HUD thing which projects your speed onto the windscreen, which I find kind of pointless. I might turn it off. I don't know. I don't see the point of it because it's only slightly higher above where the actual dashboard is.

And, um, what else? Yeah, I love the key. So when you get out of the car, it automatically locks itself without having to press the button, and then when you go back to the car, it automatically opens itself without you having to press the button. So I've got the car keys here.

Usually you gotta press the button on this thing. I don't have to press anything.

God, I would have loved that doing Amazon. The amount of time I had to like fiddle around with the key button.

Those are my favorite things so far. What else?

The looks of it. I really like the look. There's not a lot of massive differences, I guess. It's mainly just like the feel of it, and the suspension's way better, way smoother.

Pushkin, what You doing?

You want to sit on my lap?

No. Pushkin's big boy now.

The blind spots— apparently it's got automatic blind spot detection. I don't really know what that means. Yeah, I've got to put my blind spot little tiny mirrors back on.

It's quite useful when you're on a slip road joining the motorway. Otherwise, I just do a quick glance over the shoulder.

About to be broke again having poverty meals.

No, I had shepherd's pie, lasagna. Since I came back. Well, I haven't had lasagna yet. My mum's going to make some lasagna.

I don't really know about— I don't really use stuff like cruise control, adaptive cruise control. I don't like cruise control. I'm pretty good at just being able to hold the exact speed I want with the pedal. I don't need to faff about pressing a button. I don't like the feeling of the car just doing its speed without

me actually controlling it. Yeah, I don't like cruise control.

What is blind spot detection? Or does it like beep if something's in the blind spot?

I got— maybe I got to look into that.

And it's got lane assist. My Peugeot had lane assist. I didn't like it. So if you started to get out of the lane, it will push you back into your lane. Like, the steering wheel will take control and push you back. I didn't like that.

Don't really need it. I don't really need or want these features.

And the reverse parking camera, the quality of the camera is so much better than the Peugeot. It's wider as well. The field of view is wider on the parking camera.

Yeah, I really like my new car.

Maybe I'll take it out to McDonald's tomorrow.

Plan with the Devon home? I don't know, I guess I gotta move out.

It just makes no sense to keep it.

I just, I don't know when to move out.

The amount of money I could save does

make it very tempting to move out,

but I do like Devon. I really like going to Kit Hill. I love going to Tesco. I love the driving there, and when the weather's good, you can go to the beach or the moors, and it's really nice.

I went to Kit Hill a couple weeks ago off stream.

Am I really done with Kick? Yeah, I'm starting to.

Um, wean myself off it. I'll probably still do a couple hours during the day for day trading streams.

Might as well make a couple dollars. I can make like $30, $40 whilst I trade.

It's so dumb because if I sit there streaming and not talk, Kick complains. But if I say— if I game and I just say, he dead, I'm dead, whoa, I'm dead, he's dead— if I just say that, they don't have a problem.

Oh, if I just sit there trading and I'm like, it's going up, it's going down, it's going up,

then they don't have a problem. But if I sit there not saying anything, they whine. It's so stupid.

How can I afford the new car? Number 1, I traded in my old car, £6,500. Number 2, I get £900 cash back from the trade-in because the maximum deposit is 40%, which was £5,600. So I trade in for £6,500, I get £900 back in cash. They're gonna pay me. And then I get a £500 Electraverse charging card,

£500 worth of free charging, that's 2,700 miles.

And then I get cheaper car insurance, I get quotes of like £450 a year, that's half the insurance of my Peugeot. So that's saving £400 a year. I get £900 cash plus £500 charging card. That's like 14 months of £100 payments of the car basically free. And then the car is only £100 a month for finance. So

I get cash, £900, I get £500 charging card, I get cheaper car insurance, I get a way nicer car, cooler car, more comfortable, smoother ride. Looks better,

nicer to drive. But so yeah, it's an extra £100 a month, but I don't think— can you imagine me living in that Devon house for the next 3 years?

There's no way. I really don't think I'm going to be there. Much longer than a few months past next year,

and I can fit more stuff in my car. So when I move out, I'd probably pack everything into the car apart from the bed and the sofa, and then I'll arrange a moving van, I guess.

Do I have to be there? Like, can't I just be here and then leave the door open and say, oh, just let yourselves in, got a sofa and a bed? And a table. I'll take the table with me. I'll just unscrew the legs. I'll just dismantle— yeah, my gaming chair as well. I'll dismantle the gaming chair and

the table.

What's my monthly? £102. £102 PCP, £6K balloon, but I'm not gonna pay the balloon. Just gonna get a new car in 3 years' time at the end of the PCP. I'm not gonna buy the car, I'm just gonna trade it in for the new EC4 because there's— I don't have the latest EC4, I have the one from

2 years ago with the 50 kilowatt battery. The new EC4s have a 54 kilowatt battery, but they're like 30k. But in 3 years, those cars are gonna be like 12k.

Now my car was 30K a couple years ago. It came down to like 12, 13K now. EVs do devalue pretty quickly.

I think most cars do.

I just, I don't really see myself sticking with the same car forever.

Just like I don't see myself sticking with the same girlfriends forever. I mean, I would if they didn't keep leaving me,

but I've come to realize that everything in life is very temporary, either voluntarily temporary or involuntarily temporary.

It's like in five years' time, you're going to be using the same phone. Probably not.

Phones are like cars.

Yeah, you buy the phone, but then you're probably going to trade it in for a new phone at some point.

Welcome home, Daniel. Thanks. What to YouTube or to my mum's home? Maybe both.

It's just, you know, in a couple of years' time there's going to be new cars.

Also, my new car's damaged already.

Some of the paint peeled off the door and it was like, what do you want to do? We can repaint it. Today, but it will take several days. You won't be able to come and pick it up until next week. Or you could take it home today and book it in for repairs later. I said, I want

it now. I want the car now. I want to take it home now. I'm not waiting until next week.

And it's just like a little bit of paint that has come off of the door from— he said there was a sticker, like some kind of sign, like a sticker glued onto it, and when they peeled it off, some of the paint came off.

But I said, I'm going to Devon, back to Devon next week. And so he said, when are you coming back to Kent? I said, I'll come back to Kent maybe once a month. So I said, I'll come back in December and book it in, get the door resprayed. But I don't really care. He said if you want

to trade in the car in a year or two, we won't take that damage off as, um, we won't devalue the car for that damage. But if you take it to another dealership, they will. So I don't know, really,

if I want to take— trade it in at another dealership where they've got different cars, then maybe I should get the door fixed.

But I mean, I drove around in a Peugeot for a whole year with it covered in scratches and Sellotape. I'm not that bothered about a little patch of paint missing.

I said I'm not bothered. If you saw the condition of my Peugeot, would you think I'm bothered?

I guess it's weird because most people freak out if they get a tiny little chip and they take it to the garage to get it painted over. I don't understand this OCD about having a mint condition car. I mean, look at my phone, it's covered in scratches. I don't really care.

Will I ever be homeless? You know, maybe if like my mum passes and then I get inheritance money and then I blow all the money on investments and gambling or something and then I've got no more safety net. But I'm not going to do that.

If I got a substantial amount of money, I'd probably just buy my own house somewhere.

It's probably a safer investment to buy a house than have it in stocks, knowing my track record,

because then at least you don't have to pay rent anymore. You own a house, and then you could rent your house out.

I live in my car. I live in the car and I rent out a house. Passive income, live in my car.

Again, she did.

I wonder what happened to my driving instructor. I still have him on my contacts, so I could see his photo on my WhatsApp and he was in a van. And I remember he was telling me after he retires, he's going to get a van and live in a van and go to Scotland. Seems like he actually did

it.

And I thought, don't you have a family or a wife?

I didn't ask him. I felt like it was a bit too personal.

I would love to show him my car.

I spent 5 months with him every day doing driving lessons,

and I felt like he's probably sick and tired of me at this point. We see each other so much. And I keep making these dumb driving mistakes.

No, I'm banned on Amazon Flex unless my mum signs up to it.

Then we could do it again.

And I thought, really? You're retiring? But you don't look 60-something. He looks more like 50-something.

I think I paid him probably like £2,000 plus.

Yeah, I don't know about van life. It seems cool, like you don't have to pay rent, so you would save money. But then you don't have a proper bed or a toilet, and then you gotta find a gym where you can use a shower and toilet facilities.

And then there's a lot of places in Devon where you can just park overnight, like Kit Hill. There's no parking fee, you just pull up there, no one comes and checks and tells people to leave.

Did Robert not take you out much as a learner? He took me out a few times because I took driving lessons when I was about 18. I gave it a shot. I failed the test and I gave up. And I focused on a life of degeneracy in Japan. I remember he took me to the industrial estate where

he worked and I practiced in his— I forgot what car he had. I think he had like a Saab estate.

I just, I found it so difficult.

Yeah, it'd be freezing in a van in winter.

I don't know how people do it. And I'm just too used to a life of comfort. I wouldn't want to make that sacrifice,

hiding in my van.

I think it's so cool, these people, they like buy a yurt or a shepherd's hut or like a cabin and they just have it on their property and they rent it out like £100 a night.

Because I've been staying in a lot of places recently, even before I moved into my house, I was staying in, you know, people, people have like an annex next to the house and then they rent it out £150 a night. I think that's like pretty nice side income. £3K a month.

I thought you'd get a yurt, put it in my mum's garden,

create its own driveway, charge £100 a night. It's £3K a month.

I'll do the cleaning. Don't need to hire a cleaner.

The risk is someone might trash it, but then I guess you could get money out of them.

There's probably a lot of horror stories.

Guests, nightmare guests.

Oh, I had a look at these shepherd huts. You can buy them for about £20K.

I thought if you buy a shepherd's hut, £20K, and then charge £100 a night

and say 20 nights out of a month are booked. That's £2,000 a month.

Take 10 months to break even,

minus expenses and taxes or whatever. Might take about a year and a bit to break even, and then after that you get to pocket all the profits.

Shepherd's Hut's pretty nice. Got a toilet and everything built into it.

Do a marathon again. Yeah, sleep stream.

Feels so weird I can just do nothing on YouTube and I don't get in trouble. But on Kick, if you do that, you'll get an email saying you have violated

this blah blah blah cuz you didn't interact with the stream. All your money is redacted.

And then on YouTube you can just sleep and stream yourself sleeping and YouTube doesn't care.

Yeah, Kick, stupid website with stupid edgelord

Australian billionaire running it who's obsessed with Ice Poseidon. And Aidan Ross.

This Eddie guy, he's like Australia's youngest billionaire,

but the guy's very young. He's like 28 or something.

I mean, imagine being a fan of Ice Poseidon in 2025. Ice used to be a good streamer back in like 2017, '18, '19, '16. From 2020, Ice fell off. Even I can't watch his stuff anymore.

His Japan stuff was good in 2020.

Too, but after the 5th subathon, it's just boring.

And his events on Kick are rubbish, like the prison stream or the scavenger hunt. They're just stupid.

Sure, it probably took a lot of planning and a lot of money to make happen, But really, it's just like dozens of nobody streamers that you don't care about, either locked in a room or running around doing dumb stuff. I don't care about them. I'm not interested in watching these nobodies.

Joel, Bong Bong, Hube, D-Pac— who gives a fuck? About these people. How the fuck do any of these people have any viewers? It's beyond me. The most boring people ever. Have you ever tried to watch Joel or Hugh? They're so boring.

Bongbong's like mentally ill woman,

barely does anything interesting.

None of them are interesting.

Slightly Homeless got banned as well on Kick. He touched an underage person, apparently.

I don't even think you'd get banned for that on YouTube

unless it went viral and all these big streamers like MoistCr1TiKaL and Asmongold started making videos about you, then maybe YouTube would take action. I mean, YouTube did demonetize Toxic Disrespect for that texting the minor thing, but I feel they only did that because it became massive news.

Sock-padded brat. Yeah, I thought it was insane. They permanently banned him.

Apparently he touched the bosom of an under-18, uh, transsexual person.

So I don't know what he's doing for money now. Sam Pepper got banned as well.

Hey, did you see Chris Broad in the Oriental Pearl feud? That was

unexpected. And then Chris made a video, got 3.4 million views. I couldn't believe it.

I don't really see a problem with what Oriental Pearl did. There are places in Japan that are complete Dumps, like slums and stuff.

I made a video about the slums. I got 300K views. Place is a shithole.

Chris photoshops stuff into his thumbnails all the time,

like nuclear bomb explosions.

He says it's wrong taking advantage of society's most vulnerable people. How many documentaries about bloody Fukushima has he done? How's that not taking advantage of the poor people who lost their homes to Fukushima and the tsunami? It's just in his opinion he did it in a tasteful way, so that makes it okay. He still profited. Off of

people who lost their homes from radiation and tsunamis.

Just, he did it in like a respectful way according to him,

because people always think of Japan as this pristine, clean, perfect place.

I don't see any problem with some people making some videos showing the ugly side of Japan.

People are obviously interested in it. That's why it gets millions of views.

And then they keep bashing her because her name is Oriental Pearl.

Who cares? There's supermarkets in Plymouth called Oriental Mart. No one's like protesting outside of it saying they're racist. It just means it's Asian.

No one says Occidental is— I mean, there's an oil company called Occidental Oil. Warren Buffett has invested millions into it. No one says that's racist.

This is so silly.

I'm Asian. I take zero offense at the word Oriental. Why is it only white people who are like, oh, that's racist? It's not racist.

I can't believe people have a problem with the word Oriental nowadays.

That's stupid.

It's such a stupid thing to nitpick over.

Go to Plymouth. There's a bunch of Chinese supermarkets. One, literally one of them says Oriental Mart on it.

So what if I describe myself as Oriental? Am I being self-racist?

I think it's quite a beautiful and elegant word.

Stupid.

Like, if a black guy had a YouTube channel and his channel was called The Black Diamond, I don't think anyone would say that's racist.

Or like The Black Pearl.

And even black people refer to themselves as the N-word. And that's fine.

Such a weird thing to get mad over.

But I did read that Bill Clinton, um, I don't know if he made it illegal, but he like removed— made it so all words saying Oriental were removed from official documents because it's like derogatory, apparently.

Yeah, it said something like it's disrespectful because it's lumping a diverse group of people and cultures into one group.

But we do that all the time. Like you say, white people.

I mean, white, white countries have diverse cultures and languages, don't they?

Well, then the word Asian should be derogatory as well because you're lumping in— because people use the word Asia for India. And Asia for China. And they're obviously very different cultures and people, aren't they? So how come that's okay?

In the UK,

you say Asian people, they include Indian people.

Silly. Well, I might go to bed now. It's, uh, nearly 11 and I'm still sick,

and I'm gonna mess about with my car tomorrow.

Yeah, I bought a new car.

It's costing me £100 a month

and I made £900 trading in my car. I got £500 charging credit card.

How much did I make on YouTube today? So far I made £11 donos. Don't know how much AdSense, probably $10.

So what's that?

Uh, $25 for 2 hours. That's $12 an hour. That's double what I make on Kick. For 2 hours on Kick, I make $12. $12

on Kick.

I make double that on YouTube. I always said at some point the Kick earnings gonna be lower than what I make on YouTube, and then I'll just go back to YouTube.

Yeah, maybe I will multi-stream.

Why haven't the new finances changed? Because I haven't paid anything.

I haven't paid anything for the car. The first payment will be, I don't know, end of the month, £100.

I'll make that in 2 days.

I got the Citroën C4. Do you want to see it?

That's my new car.

Gorgeous. Sleek, modern, big car, mature. Doesn't look like a little toy car. I don't like red anymore. I used to like my red car, but I think white just looks so much cleaner. It just looks sleek, clean, futuristic.

I love it.

No, it's electric, fully electric.

Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where in from? In from That was my little song that I made so Kick can't say that I'm not talking. I just started randomly saying the same thing over and over, and it worked. I never got a complaint again.

Okay, well, I'm going to bed.

The new paradigm begins tomorrow. A little bit of Kick, a video here and there, ending the day with a couple hours on YouTube streaming.

A new world. Okay, see ya.